version 1.2, 2015/07/16 21:00:59 |
version 1.3, 2015/07/16 21:55:03 |
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static void __dead |
static void __dead |
fail(void) |
fail(void) |
{ |
{ |
const char *msgs[] = { |
fprintf(stderr, "Permission denied\n"); |
"No lollygagging!", |
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"Better luck next time.", |
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"PEBKAC detected.", |
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"That's what happens when you're lazy.", |
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"It is clear that this has not been thought through.", |
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"That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!", |
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"No sane people allowed here. Go home.", |
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"I would explain, but I am too drunk.", |
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"You're not allowed to have an opinion.", |
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"Complaint forms are handled in another department.", |
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}; |
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const char *m; |
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m = msgs[arc4random_uniform(sizeof(msgs) / sizeof(msgs[0]))]; |
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fprintf(stderr, "%s\n", m); |
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exit(1); |
exit(1); |
} |
} |
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