Annotation of src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c, Revision 1.134
1.134 ! tedu 1: /* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.133 2014/03/28 16:47:06 henning Exp $ */
1.45 art 2: /*
3: * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
1.58 deraadt 4: * All rights reserved.
1.45 art 5: *
1.58 deraadt 6: * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
7: * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
8: * are met:
1.45 art 9: *
1.58 deraadt 10: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
11: * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
1.45 art 12: * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
1.58 deraadt 13: * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
1.45 art 14: *
15: * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
16: * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
17: * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
18: * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
19: * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
20: * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
21: * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
22: * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
23: * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
1.58 deraadt 24: * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
1.45 art 25: */
1.19 hugh 26:
1.1 art 27: #include "def.h"
28: #include "kbd.h"
29: #include "funmap.h"
30:
1.81 db 31: void theo_init(void);
1.1 art 32: static int theo_analyze(int, int);
33: static int theo(int, int);
34:
35: static PF theo_pf[] = {
1.81 db 36: theo_analyze
1.1 art 37: };
38:
39: static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
40: 1,
41: 1 + IMAPEXT,
42: rescan,
43: {
1.81 db 44: { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL }
1.1 art 45: }
46: };
47:
48: void
49: theo_init(void)
50: {
51: funmap_add(theo, "theo");
52: maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
53: }
54:
1.91 kjell 55: /* ARGSUSED */
1.1 art 56: static int
57: theo(int f, int n)
58: {
1.97 deraadt 59: struct buffer *bp;
60: struct mgwin *wp;
1.1 art 61:
62: bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
63: if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
1.81 db 64: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 65:
66: bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
67: bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
68: bp->b_nmodes = 1;
69:
1.109 kjell 70: if ((wp = popbuf(bp, WNONE)) == NULL)
1.81 db 71: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 72:
1.90 deraadt 73: curbp = bp;
1.1 art 74: curwp = wp;
1.122 lum 75: onlywind(f, n);
76:
1.81 db 77: return (TRUE);
1.1 art 78: }
79:
1.3 mickey 80: static const char *talk[] = {
1.1 art 81: "Write more code.",
82: "Make more commits.",
83: "That's because you have been slacking.",
84: "slacker!",
85: "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
86: "idler!",
87: "slackass!",
88: "lazy bum!",
1.2 millert 89: "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
1.4 mickey 90: "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
1.5 miod 91: "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
1.6 mickey 92: "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
1.7 mickey 93: "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
1.8 beck 94: "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
1.9 angelos 95: "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
1.12 fgsch 96: "I am just stating a fact",
1.16 beck 97: "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
98: "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
1.17 beck 99: "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
1.21 miod 100: "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
1.29 mickey 101: "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
1.23 kjell 102: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
1.24 aaron 103: "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
1.26 kjell 104: "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
1.27 kjell 105: "I love to fight",
1.29 mickey 106: "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
1.30 henning 107: "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
1.31 henning 108: "feature requests come from idiots",
1.32 mickey 109: "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
1.33 henning 110: "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
1.34 henning 111: "shame on you for following my rules.",
1.35 henning 112: "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
1.36 pvalchev 113: "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
1.38 miod 114: "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
1.40 henning 115: "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
1.43 mcbride 116: "Buttons are for idiots.",
1.44 grange 117: "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
1.47 grange 118: "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
1.49 mickey 119: "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
1.50 drahn 120: "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
1.60 mickey 121: "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
1.53 todd 122: "Vegetarian my ass",
1.56 pvalchev 123: "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
1.62 jolan 124: "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
1.95 cloder 125: "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
1.74 miod 126: "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
1.64 mcbride 127: "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
1.66 marco 128: "tweep tweep tweep",
1.74 miod 129: "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
130: "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
1.71 marco 131: "Any day now, when we sell out.",
1.75 henning 132: "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
1.76 henning 133: "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
1.77 marco 134: "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.",
1.78 jolan 135: "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
136: "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
137: "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
1.79 jolan 138: "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
1.80 henning 139: "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
1.82 djm 140: "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
1.84 todd 141: "Whiners. They scale really well.",
1.85 todd 142: "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
1.86 henning 143: "for once, I have nothing to say.",
1.87 jason 144: "You have no idea how fucked we are",
1.88 reyk 145: "You can call it fart if you want to.",
1.89 marco 146: "wavelan is a battle field",
1.98 djm 147: "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.",
1.99 kjell 148: "And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.",
1.100 djm 149: "cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.",
150: "Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.",
1.101 jasper 151: "If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now.",
1.103 beck 152: "kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit.",
1.104 henning 153: "industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware",
1.105 claudio 154: "I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-)",
1.107 djm 155: "the kernel is a harsh mistress",
1.108 sthen 156: "Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.",
1.110 jasper 157: "the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...",
1.111 henning 158: "My cats are more observant than you.",
1.112 claudio 159: "our kernels have no bugs",
1.113 oga 160: "style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them",
1.114 oga 161: "I'm not very reliable",
1.115 schwarze 162: "I don't like control",
1.118 jasper 163: "You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.",
1.119 jasper 164: "nfs loves everyone",
1.120 henning 165: "basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like",
1.121 djm 166: "I would rather run Windows than use vi.",
1.123 claudio 167: "if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple you now.",
1.124 mlarkin 168: "i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.",
1.125 florian 169: "We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit.",
1.126 sthen 170: "If people keep adding such huge stuff, soon mg will be bigger than emacs.",
1.127 reyk 171: "this change comes down to: This year, next year, 5 years from now, 10 years from now, or Oh fuck.",
1.128 blambert 172: "backwards compatibility is king, and will remain king, until 2038.",
1.129 henning 173: "I don't know if the Internet's safe yet.",
1.130 henning 174: "Those who don't understand Unix are condemned to reinvent Multics in a browser",
1.131 florian 175: "Don't tell anybody I said that.",
1.132 tedu 176: "Complaint forms are handled in another department.",
177: "You'd be safer using Windows than the code which was just deleted.",
1.134 ! tedu 178: "Shit should not be shared.",
! 179: "the randomization in this entire codebase is a grand experiment in stupid",
1.1 art 180: };
181:
1.117 jasper 182: static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
1.1 art 183:
1.91 kjell 184: /* ARGSUSED */
1.1 art 185: static int
186: theo_analyze(int f, int n)
187: {
1.81 db 188: const char *str;
189: int len;
1.1 art 190:
1.102 djm 191: str = talk[arc4random_uniform(ntalk)];
1.1 art 192: len = strlen(str);
193:
194: newline(FFRAND, 2);
195:
1.81 db 196: while (len--)
1.1 art 197: linsert(1, *str++);
198:
199: newline(FFRAND, 2);
200:
1.81 db 201: return (TRUE);
1.2 millert 202: }
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