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Annotation of src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c, Revision 1.17

1.1       art         1: #include "def.h"
                      2: #include "kbd.h"
                      3: #include "funmap.h"
                      4:
                      5: void theo_init(void);
                      6: static int     theo_analyze(int, int);
                      7: static int     theo(int, int);
                      8:
                      9: static PF theo_pf[] = {
                     10:        theo_analyze,
                     11: };
                     12:
                     13: static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
                     14:        1,
                     15:        1 + IMAPEXT,
                     16:        rescan,
                     17:        {
                     18:                { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL },
                     19:        }
                     20: };
                     21:
                     22: static BUFFER *tbuf;
                     23:
                     24: void
                     25: theo_init(void)
                     26: {
                     27:        funmap_add(theo, "theo");
                     28:        maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
                     29: }
                     30:
                     31: static int
                     32: theo(int f, int n)
                     33: {
                     34:        BUFFER *bp;
                     35:        MGWIN *wp;
                     36:
                     37:        bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
                     38:        if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
                     39:                return FALSE;
                     40:
                     41:        bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
                     42:        bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
                     43:        bp->b_nmodes = 1;
                     44:
                     45:        if ((wp = popbuf(bp)) == NULL)
                     46:                return FALSE;
                     47:
                     48:        tbuf = curbp = bp;
                     49:        curwp = wp;
                     50:        return TRUE;
                     51: }
                     52:
1.3       mickey     53: static const char *talk[] = {
1.1       art        54:        "Write more code.",
                     55:        "Make more commits.",
                     56:        "That's because you have been slacking.",
                     57:        "slacker!",
                     58:        "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
                     59:        "idler!",
                     60:        "slackass!",
                     61:        "lazy bum!",
1.2       millert    62:        "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
1.4       mickey     63:        "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
1.5       miod       64:        "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
1.6       mickey     65:        "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
1.7       mickey     66:        "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
1.8       beck       67:        "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
1.9       angelos    68:        "Fine software takes time to prepare.  Give a little slack.",
1.10      beck       69:        "I need a vax!",
1.13      mickey     70:        "Just a minute ago we were hugging and now you, guys, do not love me anymore",
1.11      fgsch      71:        "I'll let you know when I need to floss my teeth",
1.12      fgsch      72:        "If you can't figure out yourself, you're lacking some mental faculties",
                     73:        "I am just stating a fact",
                     74:        "blah blah",
                     75:        "i'd love to hack, but i can't",
                     76:        "Wait, yes, I am on drugs",
1.14      mickey     77:        "during release it is a constant.  almost noone helps.",
1.15      mickey     78:        "i let you guys do whatever you wanted",
1.16      beck       79:        "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
                     80:        "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
1.17    ! beck       81:        "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
        !            82:        "It is clear that this has not been thought through."
1.1       art        83: };
                     84:
1.3       mickey     85: static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
1.1       art        86:
                     87: static int
                     88: theo_analyze(int f, int n)
                     89: {
1.3       mickey     90:        const char *str;
1.1       art        91:        int len;
                     92:
                     93:        str = talk[arc4random() % ntalk];
                     94:        len = strlen(str);
                     95:
                     96:        newline(FFRAND, 2);
                     97:
                     98:        while (len--) {
                     99:                linsert(1, *str++);
                    100:        }
                    101:
                    102:        newline(FFRAND, 2);
                    103:
                    104:        return TRUE;
1.2       millert   105: }