Annotation of src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c, Revision 1.65
1.65 ! mcbride 1: /* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.64 2004/06/28 02:33:25 mcbride Exp $ */
1.45 art 2: /*
3: * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
1.58 deraadt 4: * All rights reserved.
1.45 art 5: *
1.58 deraadt 6: * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
7: * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
8: * are met:
1.45 art 9: *
1.58 deraadt 10: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
11: * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
1.45 art 12: * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
1.58 deraadt 13: * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
1.45 art 14: *
15: * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
16: * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
17: * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
18: * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
19: * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
20: * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
21: * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
22: * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
23: * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
1.58 deraadt 24: * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
1.45 art 25: */
1.19 hugh 26:
1.1 art 27: #include "def.h"
28: #include "kbd.h"
29: #include "funmap.h"
30:
31: void theo_init(void);
32: static int theo_analyze(int, int);
33: static int theo(int, int);
34:
35: static PF theo_pf[] = {
36: theo_analyze,
37: };
38:
39: static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
40: 1,
41: 1 + IMAPEXT,
42: rescan,
43: {
44: { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL },
45: }
46: };
47:
48: static BUFFER *tbuf;
49:
50: void
51: theo_init(void)
52: {
53: funmap_add(theo, "theo");
54: maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
55: }
56:
57: static int
58: theo(int f, int n)
59: {
60: BUFFER *bp;
61: MGWIN *wp;
62:
63: bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
64: if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
65: return FALSE;
66:
67: bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
68: bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
69: bp->b_nmodes = 1;
70:
71: if ((wp = popbuf(bp)) == NULL)
72: return FALSE;
73:
74: tbuf = curbp = bp;
75: curwp = wp;
76: return TRUE;
77: }
78:
1.3 mickey 79: static const char *talk[] = {
1.1 art 80: "Write more code.",
81: "Make more commits.",
82: "That's because you have been slacking.",
83: "slacker!",
84: "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
85: "idler!",
86: "slackass!",
87: "lazy bum!",
1.2 millert 88: "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
1.4 mickey 89: "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
1.5 miod 90: "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
1.6 mickey 91: "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
1.7 mickey 92: "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
1.8 beck 93: "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
1.9 angelos 94: "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
1.20 hugh 95: "emacs on the vax",
1.13 mickey 96: "Just a minute ago we were hugging and now you, guys, do not love me anymore",
1.11 fgsch 97: "I'll let you know when I need to floss my teeth",
1.12 fgsch 98: "If you can't figure out yourself, you're lacking some mental faculties",
99: "I am just stating a fact",
100: "blah blah",
101: "i'd love to hack, but i can't",
102: "Wait, yes, I am on drugs",
1.14 mickey 103: "during release it is a constant. almost noone helps.",
1.15 mickey 104: "i let you guys do whatever you wanted",
1.16 beck 105: "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
106: "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
1.17 beck 107: "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
1.21 miod 108: "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
1.29 mickey 109: "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
1.22 beck 110: "if you do not test that, you are banned from editing theo.c",
1.23 kjell 111: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
1.24 aaron 112: "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
1.25 beck 113: "i admit you are better than i am...",
1.26 kjell 114: "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
1.27 kjell 115: "I love to fight",
1.28 miod 116: "I am not concerned with commit count",
1.29 mickey 117: "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
1.30 henning 118: "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
1.31 henning 119: "feature requests come from idiots",
1.32 mickey 120: "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
1.33 henning 121: "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
1.34 henning 122: "shame on you for following my rules.",
1.35 henning 123: "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
1.36 pvalchev 124: "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
1.37 henning 125: "That is the most stupid thing I have heard all week.",
1.38 miod 126: "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
1.39 mickey 127: "what I'm doing [...] is hell. it's kind of fun.",
1.40 henning 128: "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
1.43 mcbride 129: "Buttons are for idiots.",
1.44 grange 130: "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
1.46 henning 131: "if ya break cvs, we hunt ya and break yer legs",
1.47 grange 132: "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
1.48 mickey 133: "The argument is totally Linux.",
1.49 mickey 134: "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
1.50 drahn 135: "noone is gonna add that thing to theo.c? wow, i'm stunned. no henning?",
136: "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
137: "Take a picture of my butt, it's what everyone wants.",
1.60 mickey 138: "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
1.51 henning 139: "You guys are about four days behind on theo.c",
1.52 henning 140: "I'm just talking.",
1.53 todd 141: "Vegetarian my ass",
1.56 pvalchev 142: "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
1.55 henning 143: "Your connection is breaking up.",
1.57 henning 144: "germans are not allowed to get involved there",
1.59 henning 145: "gprs sucks camel dick dryer than the gobi desert",
1.62 jolan 146: "I AM NEVER SATISFIED",
147: "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
1.63 mickey 148: "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
1.64 mcbride 149: "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
150: "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
1.65 ! mcbride 151: "tweep tweep tweep"
1.1 art 152: };
153:
1.3 mickey 154: static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
1.1 art 155:
156: static int
157: theo_analyze(int f, int n)
158: {
1.3 mickey 159: const char *str;
1.1 art 160: int len;
161:
162: str = talk[arc4random() % ntalk];
163: len = strlen(str);
164:
165: newline(FFRAND, 2);
166:
167: while (len--) {
168: linsert(1, *str++);
169: }
170:
171: newline(FFRAND, 2);
172:
173: return TRUE;
1.2 millert 174: }
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