Annotation of src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c, Revision 1.90
1.90 ! deraadt 1: /* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.89 2005/10/04 02:42:03 marco Exp $ */
1.45 art 2: /*
3: * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
1.58 deraadt 4: * All rights reserved.
1.45 art 5: *
1.58 deraadt 6: * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
7: * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
8: * are met:
1.45 art 9: *
1.58 deraadt 10: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
11: * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
1.45 art 12: * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
1.58 deraadt 13: * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
1.45 art 14: *
15: * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
16: * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
17: * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
18: * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
19: * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
20: * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
21: * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
22: * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
23: * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
1.58 deraadt 24: * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
1.45 art 25: */
1.19 hugh 26:
1.1 art 27: #include "def.h"
28: #include "kbd.h"
29: #include "funmap.h"
30:
1.81 db 31: void theo_init(void);
1.1 art 32: static int theo_analyze(int, int);
33: static int theo(int, int);
34:
35: static PF theo_pf[] = {
1.81 db 36: theo_analyze
1.1 art 37: };
38:
39: static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
40: 1,
41: 1 + IMAPEXT,
42: rescan,
43: {
1.81 db 44: { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL }
1.1 art 45: }
46: };
47:
48: void
49: theo_init(void)
50: {
51: funmap_add(theo, "theo");
52: maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
53: }
54:
55: static int
56: theo(int f, int n)
57: {
1.81 db 58: BUFFER *bp;
59: MGWIN *wp;
1.1 art 60:
61: bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
62: if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
1.81 db 63: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 64:
65: bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
66: bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
67: bp->b_nmodes = 1;
68:
69: if ((wp = popbuf(bp)) == NULL)
1.81 db 70: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 71:
1.90 ! deraadt 72: curbp = bp;
1.1 art 73: curwp = wp;
1.81 db 74: return (TRUE);
1.1 art 75: }
76:
1.3 mickey 77: static const char *talk[] = {
1.1 art 78: "Write more code.",
79: "Make more commits.",
80: "That's because you have been slacking.",
81: "slacker!",
82: "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
83: "idler!",
84: "slackass!",
85: "lazy bum!",
1.2 millert 86: "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
1.4 mickey 87: "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
1.5 miod 88: "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
1.6 mickey 89: "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
1.7 mickey 90: "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
1.8 beck 91: "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
1.9 angelos 92: "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
1.20 hugh 93: "emacs on the vax",
1.13 mickey 94: "Just a minute ago we were hugging and now you, guys, do not love me anymore",
1.11 fgsch 95: "I'll let you know when I need to floss my teeth",
1.12 fgsch 96: "If you can't figure out yourself, you're lacking some mental faculties",
97: "I am just stating a fact",
98: "blah blah",
99: "i'd love to hack, but i can't",
100: "Wait, yes, I am on drugs",
1.14 mickey 101: "during release it is a constant. almost noone helps.",
1.15 mickey 102: "i let you guys do whatever you wanted",
1.16 beck 103: "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
104: "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
1.17 beck 105: "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
1.21 miod 106: "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
1.29 mickey 107: "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
1.22 beck 108: "if you do not test that, you are banned from editing theo.c",
1.23 kjell 109: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
1.24 aaron 110: "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
1.25 beck 111: "i admit you are better than i am...",
1.26 kjell 112: "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
1.27 kjell 113: "I love to fight",
1.28 miod 114: "I am not concerned with commit count",
1.29 mickey 115: "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
1.30 henning 116: "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
1.31 henning 117: "feature requests come from idiots",
1.32 mickey 118: "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
1.33 henning 119: "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
1.34 henning 120: "shame on you for following my rules.",
1.35 henning 121: "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
1.36 pvalchev 122: "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
1.37 henning 123: "That is the most stupid thing I have heard all week.",
1.38 miod 124: "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
1.39 mickey 125: "what I'm doing [...] is hell. it's kind of fun.",
1.40 henning 126: "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
1.43 mcbride 127: "Buttons are for idiots.",
1.44 grange 128: "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
1.46 henning 129: "if ya break cvs, we hunt ya and break yer legs",
1.47 grange 130: "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
1.48 mickey 131: "The argument is totally Linux.",
1.49 mickey 132: "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
1.50 drahn 133: "noone is gonna add that thing to theo.c? wow, i'm stunned. no henning?",
134: "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
135: "Take a picture of my butt, it's what everyone wants.",
1.60 mickey 136: "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
1.51 henning 137: "You guys are about four days behind on theo.c",
1.74 miod 138: "I'm just talking.",
1.53 todd 139: "Vegetarian my ass",
1.56 pvalchev 140: "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
1.55 henning 141: "Your connection is breaking up.",
1.57 henning 142: "germans are not allowed to get involved there",
1.59 henning 143: "gprs sucks camel dick dryer than the gobi desert",
1.62 jolan 144: "I AM NEVER SATISFIED",
145: "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
1.63 mickey 146: "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
1.74 miod 147: "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
1.64 mcbride 148: "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
1.66 marco 149: "tweep tweep tweep",
1.74 miod 150: "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
151: "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
152: "Do you think you are exempt from COMPILING BEFORE YOU COMMIT",
1.71 marco 153: "I want to be REALLY COOL just like all the other developers!",
1.74 miod 154: "I don't know what you are talking about. Please tell me what you are talking about.",
155: "I avoid helping people who refuse to learn how to help themselves.",
1.71 marco 156: "Any day now, when we sell out.",
157: "And there you have it.. the distinction between those people who are OpenBSD develepers and those who will never be able to be...",
1.74 miod 158: "I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards?",
1.71 marco 159: "Have you been living in a cave, or are you just being a jerk?",
1.74 miod 160: "If you want it, go do the stinking work yourself.",
1.73 henning 161: "A burp means less gas later",
1.75 henning 162: "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
1.76 henning 163: "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
1.77 marco 164: "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.",
1.78 jolan 165: "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
166: "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
167: "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
1.79 jolan 168: "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
1.80 henning 169: "openbsd development is slow because lots of developers have shrunken balls",
170: "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
1.82 djm 171: "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
1.83 jcs 172: "they are manual pages, not tea time chit-chats",
1.84 todd 173: "Whiners. They scale really well.",
1.85 todd 174: "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
1.86 henning 175: "for once, I have nothing to say.",
1.87 jason 176: "You have no idea how fucked we are",
1.88 reyk 177: "You can call it fart if you want to.",
1.89 marco 178: "wavelan is a battle field",
179: "If you don't know what you are talking about, why are you talking?"
1.1 art 180: };
181:
1.3 mickey 182: static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
1.1 art 183:
184: static int
185: theo_analyze(int f, int n)
186: {
1.81 db 187: const char *str;
188: int len;
1.1 art 189:
190: str = talk[arc4random() % ntalk];
191: len = strlen(str);
192:
193: newline(FFRAND, 2);
194:
1.81 db 195: while (len--)
1.1 art 196: linsert(1, *str++);
197:
198: newline(FFRAND, 2);
199:
1.81 db 200: return (TRUE);
1.2 millert 201: }
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