Annotation of src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c, Revision 1.92
1.92 ! cloder 1: /* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.91 2005/10/14 19:46:46 kjell Exp $ */
1.45 art 2: /*
3: * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
1.58 deraadt 4: * All rights reserved.
1.45 art 5: *
1.58 deraadt 6: * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
7: * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
8: * are met:
1.45 art 9: *
1.58 deraadt 10: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
11: * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
1.45 art 12: * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
1.58 deraadt 13: * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
1.45 art 14: *
15: * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
16: * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
17: * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
18: * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
19: * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
20: * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
21: * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
22: * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
23: * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
1.58 deraadt 24: * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
1.45 art 25: */
1.19 hugh 26:
1.1 art 27: #include "def.h"
28: #include "kbd.h"
29: #include "funmap.h"
30:
1.81 db 31: void theo_init(void);
1.1 art 32: static int theo_analyze(int, int);
33: static int theo(int, int);
34:
35: static PF theo_pf[] = {
1.81 db 36: theo_analyze
1.1 art 37: };
38:
39: static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
40: 1,
41: 1 + IMAPEXT,
42: rescan,
43: {
1.81 db 44: { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL }
1.1 art 45: }
46: };
47:
48: void
49: theo_init(void)
50: {
51: funmap_add(theo, "theo");
52: maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
53: }
54:
1.91 kjell 55: /* ARGSUSED */
1.1 art 56: static int
57: theo(int f, int n)
58: {
1.81 db 59: BUFFER *bp;
60: MGWIN *wp;
1.1 art 61:
62: bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
63: if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
1.81 db 64: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 65:
66: bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
67: bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
68: bp->b_nmodes = 1;
69:
70: if ((wp = popbuf(bp)) == NULL)
1.81 db 71: return (FALSE);
1.1 art 72:
1.90 deraadt 73: curbp = bp;
1.1 art 74: curwp = wp;
1.81 db 75: return (TRUE);
1.1 art 76: }
77:
1.3 mickey 78: static const char *talk[] = {
1.1 art 79: "Write more code.",
80: "Make more commits.",
81: "That's because you have been slacking.",
82: "slacker!",
83: "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
84: "idler!",
85: "slackass!",
86: "lazy bum!",
1.2 millert 87: "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
1.4 mickey 88: "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
1.5 miod 89: "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
1.6 mickey 90: "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
1.7 mickey 91: "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
1.8 beck 92: "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
1.9 angelos 93: "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
1.20 hugh 94: "emacs on the vax",
1.13 mickey 95: "Just a minute ago we were hugging and now you, guys, do not love me anymore",
1.11 fgsch 96: "I'll let you know when I need to floss my teeth",
1.12 fgsch 97: "If you can't figure out yourself, you're lacking some mental faculties",
98: "I am just stating a fact",
99: "blah blah",
100: "i'd love to hack, but i can't",
101: "Wait, yes, I am on drugs",
1.14 mickey 102: "during release it is a constant. almost noone helps.",
1.15 mickey 103: "i let you guys do whatever you wanted",
1.16 beck 104: "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
105: "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
1.17 beck 106: "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
1.21 miod 107: "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
1.29 mickey 108: "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
1.22 beck 109: "if you do not test that, you are banned from editing theo.c",
1.23 kjell 110: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
1.24 aaron 111: "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
1.25 beck 112: "i admit you are better than i am...",
1.26 kjell 113: "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
1.27 kjell 114: "I love to fight",
1.28 miod 115: "I am not concerned with commit count",
1.29 mickey 116: "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
1.30 henning 117: "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
1.31 henning 118: "feature requests come from idiots",
1.32 mickey 119: "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
1.33 henning 120: "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
1.34 henning 121: "shame on you for following my rules.",
1.35 henning 122: "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
1.36 pvalchev 123: "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
1.37 henning 124: "That is the most stupid thing I have heard all week.",
1.38 miod 125: "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
1.39 mickey 126: "what I'm doing [...] is hell. it's kind of fun.",
1.40 henning 127: "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
1.43 mcbride 128: "Buttons are for idiots.",
1.44 grange 129: "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
1.46 henning 130: "if ya break cvs, we hunt ya and break yer legs",
1.47 grange 131: "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
1.48 mickey 132: "The argument is totally Linux.",
1.49 mickey 133: "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
1.50 drahn 134: "noone is gonna add that thing to theo.c? wow, i'm stunned. no henning?",
135: "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
136: "Take a picture of my butt, it's what everyone wants.",
1.60 mickey 137: "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
1.51 henning 138: "You guys are about four days behind on theo.c",
1.74 miod 139: "I'm just talking.",
1.53 todd 140: "Vegetarian my ass",
1.56 pvalchev 141: "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
1.55 henning 142: "Your connection is breaking up.",
1.57 henning 143: "germans are not allowed to get involved there",
1.59 henning 144: "gprs sucks camel dick dryer than the gobi desert",
1.62 jolan 145: "I AM NEVER SATISFIED",
146: "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
1.63 mickey 147: "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
1.74 miod 148: "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
1.64 mcbride 149: "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
1.66 marco 150: "tweep tweep tweep",
1.74 miod 151: "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
152: "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
153: "Do you think you are exempt from COMPILING BEFORE YOU COMMIT",
1.71 marco 154: "I want to be REALLY COOL just like all the other developers!",
1.74 miod 155: "I don't know what you are talking about. Please tell me what you are talking about.",
156: "I avoid helping people who refuse to learn how to help themselves.",
1.71 marco 157: "Any day now, when we sell out.",
158: "And there you have it.. the distinction between those people who are OpenBSD develepers and those who will never be able to be...",
1.74 miod 159: "I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards?",
1.71 marco 160: "Have you been living in a cave, or are you just being a jerk?",
1.74 miod 161: "If you want it, go do the stinking work yourself.",
1.73 henning 162: "A burp means less gas later",
1.75 henning 163: "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
1.76 henning 164: "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
1.77 marco 165: "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.",
1.78 jolan 166: "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
167: "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
168: "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
1.79 jolan 169: "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
1.80 henning 170: "openbsd development is slow because lots of developers have shrunken balls",
171: "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
1.82 djm 172: "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
1.83 jcs 173: "they are manual pages, not tea time chit-chats",
1.84 todd 174: "Whiners. They scale really well.",
1.85 todd 175: "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
1.86 henning 176: "for once, I have nothing to say.",
1.87 jason 177: "You have no idea how fucked we are",
1.88 reyk 178: "You can call it fart if you want to.",
1.89 marco 179: "wavelan is a battle field",
1.92 ! cloder 180: "If you don't know what you are talking about, why are you talking?",
! 181: "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs."
1.1 art 182: };
183:
1.3 mickey 184: static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
1.1 art 185:
1.91 kjell 186: /* ARGSUSED */
1.1 art 187: static int
188: theo_analyze(int f, int n)
189: {
1.81 db 190: const char *str;
191: int len;
1.1 art 192:
193: str = talk[arc4random() % ntalk];
194: len = strlen(str);
195:
196: newline(FFRAND, 2);
197:
1.81 db 198: while (len--)
1.1 art 199: linsert(1, *str++);
200:
201: newline(FFRAND, 2);
202:
1.81 db 203: return (TRUE);
1.2 millert 204: }
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