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<a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br> |
<a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br> |
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<a href="#60c">"Money"</a>, |
<a href="#60c">"Money"</a>, |
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<a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br> |
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(plus 2 more...)<br> |
5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br> |
5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br> |
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<a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br> |
<a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br> |
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Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung. |
Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung. |
All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung. |
All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung. |
Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio. |
Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio. |
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<h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2> |
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<a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br> |
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uncompressed copy of this song.<br> |
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6:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a> |
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<a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br> |
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As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially |
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frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail. |
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The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they |
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represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail |
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goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process, |
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these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the |
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stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike. |
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"Hello,<br> |
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Are there any experts out there?<br> |
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Please reply if you can help me.<br> |
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I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br> |
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"I don't know how<br> |
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But I need this feature now.<br> |
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My users are pained<br> |
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I need my server up again."<br> |
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"Relax.<br> |
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The list needs a dmesg first.<br> |
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Just the basic facts<br> |
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Stop whining between your blurts."<br> |
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There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br> |
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Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br> |
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Packets only coming through in waves.<br> |
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Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br> |
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Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br> |
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Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br> |
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Now we've got that feeling once again.<br> |
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We can't explain, you would not understand.<br> |
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This is just how you are.<br> |
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Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br> |
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OK<br> |
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Just a little firewall pin prick<br> |
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There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br> |
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You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br> |
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Can you upgrade?<br> |
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We do believe it's working, good.<br> |
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That'll keep you going for a while.<br> |
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Our patience is at null.<br> |
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"There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br> |
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Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br> |
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Packets only coming through in waves.<br> |
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Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br> |
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Fork-bomb child.<br> |
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I can no longer handle reading misc.<br> |
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I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br> |
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I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br> |
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I give you my middle finger now.<br> |
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My inner child is crushed.<br> |
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My dreams are gone.<br> |
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You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br> |
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Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, |
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and recording by Dewi Wood. |
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