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 <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>  <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
   
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   <h3>
   <ul>
   <li><a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a>
   <li><a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a>
   <li><a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a>
   <li><a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a>
   <li><a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a>
   </ul>
   </h3>
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   <h2><font color="#00b000">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</font></h2>
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   OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
   uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
   <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
   <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
   <br>
   <br>
   <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
   <br>
   <br>
   <em>
   Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
   the Sherriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
   forces of the draconian government!
   <p>
   <br>
   As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
   making release artwork and music which are allegorical
   of recent happenings.
   <p>
   Two years ago we became involved with the University
   of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
   security research and development .. on things that
   we were already intending to do.  We provided ideas,
   wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
   DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
   credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
   a middle-man.  We accepted funding based on the
   promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
   was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
   that funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
   forces of government, and needed to be careful.
   <p>
   A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
   and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
   they also aggressively backed out of contractual
   obligations.  Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
   this sudden manuevre.  Apparently this hoopla happened
   because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
   newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
   making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
   theft of oil.
   <p>
   The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
   DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
   <p>
   &quot;As a result of the DARPA review of the
   project, and due to world events and the evolving
   threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
   the Government on April 21 advised the University
   to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
   the project.&quot;
   <p>
   That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
   We had lost financial support, but the release of the
   statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
   of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
   <p>
   Since the termination came near natural contract
   termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
   than expected was sustained by the project.  Sponsors
   stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
   we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
   proceeded as planned.  We even had t-shirts made with
   "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
   developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
   <p>
   We could not make stories like this up.  So instead,
   we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
   of Robin Hood.
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   <br>
   Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
   Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
   He had found the crusades<br>
   were an endless charade<br>
   So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
   Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
   Clever chums they did find<br>
   other fish of their kind<br>
   Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
   The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
   With CD's and their freedom<br>
   for to share online<br>
   And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
   and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
   Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
   to the teaming schools<br>
   Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   <em>Chorus:</em><br>
   They called it "BSD"!<br>
   And "Open" because it's always free<br>
   So raise up your glass and<br>
   three cheers to the Funny<br>
   Fish for never running<br>
   and making something good!<br>
   And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
   The Hood's a bad ball<br>
   Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
   He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
   Think he's a hero?<br>
   Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
   He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubaya<br>
   Read the Wanted poster<br>
   of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
   We gettin' back the booty<br>
   or we take away your worms too<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   Yo! Word to the classes<br>
   Put on your glasses<br>
   I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
   Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
    He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
   I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
   who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
   And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
   happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
   No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
   and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
   The Sheriff came a callin' for for the spikey one<br>
   And took back all the booty<br>
   Puff intended for the poor<br>
   The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
   And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
   He loaded all the loot<br>
    to give it back and big surprise<br>
   He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
   <br>
   <br>
   <em>Chorus:</em><br>
   They called it "BSD"!<br>
   And "Open" because it's always free<br>
   So raise up your glass and<br>
   three cheers to the Funny<br>
   Fish for never running<br>
   and making something good!<br>
   And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
   <br>
   
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   <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
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   <p>
   <em>
   Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
   Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
   <br>
   Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
   <br>
   Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
   Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
   <br>
   Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
   Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
   <br>
   </em>
   
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 <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3 Song: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>  <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
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