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1.3       ian        18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100     deraadt    19: <p>
                     20:
                     21: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
                     22: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
                     23: Ty Semaka (our artist) and Theo borrow and mutate some theme (from a
1.108     deraadt    24: classical setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of
                     25: Puffy, to describe some event or controversy the project went through
                     26: over the previous six months.  To match the art released with the CD,
                     27: Ty and his friend Jonathan Lewis build the song and bring in
                     28: additional hired musicians from around Calgary.  Theo then gets the
                     29: pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1       deraadt    30:
1.20      deraadt    31: <p>
1.71      deraadt    32: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                     33: <tr>
1.72      deraadt    34: <td valign="top" width="45%">
1.119   ! deraadt    35: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"<br>
1.116     deraadt    36: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"<br>
1.108     deraadt    37: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"<br>
1.104     deraadt    38: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"<br>
1.95      deraadt    39: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"<br>
1.90      deraadt    40: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"<br>
1.89      deraadt    41: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"<br>
                     42: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
                     43: <a href="#audio_extra">"OpenVOX" (extra track)</a><br>
1.72      deraadt    44: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
                     45: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
                     46: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
                     47: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
                     48: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
                     49: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.108     deraadt    50: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
                     51: <br>
                     52: </td><td valign="top" width="54%">
1.119   ! deraadt    53: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116     deraadt    54: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72      deraadt    55: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
                     56: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.71      deraadt    57: <br>
1.113     deraadt    58: <a href="#audio_extra">
1.72      deraadt    59: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1.71      deraadt    60: </a>
                     61: The 3.0 - 4.0 songs are available on an Audio CD celebrating
                     62: 10 years of OpenBSD releases.
                     63: <br>
                     64: <br>
1.76      deraadt    65: An <a href="#audio_extra">extra track</a> by the artist Ty Semaka
                     66: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") is included which details
                     67: the process of making the art and music each release.
1.71      deraadt    68: <br clear=all>
                     69: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&amp;CDA1=Add">
1.72      deraadt    70: Order an Audio CDROM from our International site</a><br>
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1.20      deraadt    72: <p>
1.104     deraadt    73:
                     74: <hr>
1.119   ! deraadt    75: <a name=47></a>
        !            76: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
        !            77: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
        !            78: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
        !            79: <tr>
        !            80: <td valign="top" width="33%">
        !            81: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.7 or other items]</a><br>
        !            82: OpenBSD 4.7 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
        !            83: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
        !            84: <br>
        !            85: 4:39 minutes
        !            86: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
        !            87: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
        !            88: <br>
        !            89: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
        !            90: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
        !            91: <br>
        !            92: <br>
        !            93: <em>
        !            94: [Sorry, no commentary]
        !            95: <br>
        !            96: </em>
        !            97: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
        !            98: <br>
        !            99: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
        !           100: <br>
        !           101: Back when I was twenty<br>
        !           102: They said I wouldn't last<br>
        !           103: All that I believed in<br>
        !           104: Were the teachings of the past<br>
        !           105: <br>
        !           106: All I ever wanted<br>
        !           107: Was to keep the world secure<br>
        !           108: And all the criticizing<br>
        !           109: Was something I'd endure<br>
        !           110: <br>
        !           111: The changes that I've been through<br>
        !           112: And the trials along the way<br>
        !           113: The battle isn't over<br>
        !           114: And I'm living day by day<br>
        !           115: <br>
        !           116: But I'm still here<br>
        !           117: <br>
        !           118: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
        !           119: But I'm just being me<br>
        !           120: With my filter I can hide<br>
        !           121: My true identity<br>
        !           122: <br>
        !           123: One day when I was flying<br>
        !           124: Across the open skies<br>
        !           125: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
        !           126: Had been weakened over time<br>
        !           127: <br>
        !           128: The server room was burning up<br>
        !           129: And melting the array<br>
        !           130: A little breath of cold air<br>
        !           131: Was enough to save the day<br>
        !           132: <br>
        !           133: CHORUS:<br>
        !           134: But I'm still here<br>
        !           135: Better than I've ever been before<br>
        !           136: I'm still free<br>
        !           137: Close a window, open up a door<br>
        !           138: I'm still me<br>
        !           139: <br>
        !           140: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
        !           141: <br>
        !           142: Now that I am older<br>
        !           143: And I've been around so long<br>
        !           144: The world is ever changing<br>
        !           145: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
        !           146: <br>
        !           147: CHORUS:<br>
        !           148: <br>
        !           149: <br>
        !           150: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
        !           151: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
        !           152: </td></tr></table>
        !           153: <p>
        !           154: <em>
        !           155: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella.  Guitar by Tim Campbell.
        !           156: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis.  Bass, additional programming,
        !           157: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
        !           158: <br>
        !           159: <br>
        !           160: </em>
        !           161:
        !           162: <hr>
1.116     deraadt   163: <a name=46></a>
                    164: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
                    165: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
                    166: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    167: <tr>
                    168: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    169: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.6 or other items]</a><br>
                    170: OpenBSD 4.6 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    171: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    172: <br>
1.117     damien    173: 2:38 minutes
1.118     deraadt   174: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
                    175: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116     deraadt   176: <br>
                    177: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
                    178: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
                    179: <br>
                    180: <br>
                    181: <em>
1.119   ! deraadt   182: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116     deraadt   183: <br>
                    184: </em>
                    185: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    186: <br>
                    187: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    188: <br>
                    189: Welcome to the future<br>
                    190: One very rich man<br>
                    191: runs the Earth with<br>
                    192: one multinational<br>
                    193: owns your stuff<br>
                    194: and owns your birth<br>
                    195: <br>
                    196: Everyone is armless<br>
                    197: Personal robots<br>
                    198: Do it all for you<br>
                    199: Sitting on your slug head<br>
                    200: One channel TV<br>
                    201: never gonna bore you<br>
                    202: <br>
                    203: CHORUS<br>
                    204: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
                    205: or a way to die<br>
                    206: while alive and a loser<br>
                    207: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117     damien    208: And I'll never last<br>
1.116     deraadt   209: on the Planet of the Users<br>
                    210: <br>
                    211: Everyone is happy<br>
                    212: No more government<br>
                    213: No more media<br>
                    214: Only the Company<br>
                    215: Entertains you<br>
                    216: while it feeds you<br>
                    217: <br>
                    218: Soylent Green pap<br>
                    219: Eating your friends while<br>
                    220: shopping, buying<br>
                    221: Stupid applications<br>
                    222: Obsolete before you try them<br>
                    223: <br>
                    224: CHORUS<br>
                    225: <br>
                    226: Take me back<br>
                    227: Take me back<br>
                    228: Please<br>
                    229: Take me back<br>
                    230: <br>
                    231: Way back in my time<br>
                    232: Open source kept<br>
                    233: everyone choosing<br>
                    234: People knew the insides<br>
                    235: Of devices they were using<br>
                    236: <br>
                    237: Hackers had a doorway<br>
                    238: Now it's locked and<br>
                    239: dumbed down so much<br>
                    240: One button coma<br>
                    241: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
                    242: <br>
                    243: CHORUS<br>
                    244: <br>
                    245: <br>
                    246: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    247: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
                    248: </td></tr></table>
                    249: <p>
                    250: <em>
                    251: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
                    252: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
                    253: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
                    254: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    255: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                    256: <br>
                    257: <br>
                    258: </em>
                    259:
                    260: <hr>
1.108     deraadt   261: <a name=45></a>
                    262: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
                    263: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
                    264: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    265: <tr>
                    266: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    267: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.5 or other items]</a><br>
                    268: OpenBSD 4.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    269: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    270: <br>
                    271: 3:29 minutes
1.118     deraadt   272: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
                    273: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108     deraadt   274: <br>
                    275: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
                    276: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
                    277: <br>
                    278: <br>
                    279: <em>
1.119   ! deraadt   280: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108     deraadt   281: <br>
                    282: </em>
                    283: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    284: <br>
                    285: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    286: <br>
                    287: I love to hate my PC<br>
                    288: But now it's not so easy<br>
                    289: Just wanna get this job done<br>
                    290: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
                    291: <br>
                    292: You wanna know the truth?<br>
                    293: Intel's controlling you<br>
                    294: And Microsoft is too<br>
                    295: But this is nothing new<br>
                    296: <br>
                    297: With A.C.P.I.<br>
                    298: This endless mess so corporate<br>
                    299: Tangles and angles<br>
                    300: In what could be straight forward<br>
                    301: <br>
                    302: Lost connections<br>
                    303: Lost my mind<br>
                    304: It's such a waste of time<br>
                    305: <br>
                    306: CHORUS<br>
                    307: <br>
                    308: Now on the motherboard<br>
                    309: Where all my life is stored<br>
                    310: Playing with garbage there<br>
                    311: With rules so unfair<br>
                    312: <br>
                    313: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109     deraadt   314: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108     deraadt   315: Forcing us all to play<br>
                    316: Our progress interrupted<br>
                    317: <br>
                    318: Lost connections<br>
                    319: Lost my mind<br>
                    320: It's such a waste of time<br>
                    321: <br>
                    322: CHORUS<br>
                    323: <br>
                    324: Yes I'm a user<br>
                    325: And I'm not the only one<br>
                    326: I'm not a loser<br>
                    327: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
                    328: <br>
                    329: And we will find it<br>
                    330: The pin in all this heartache<br>
                    331: Map our devices<br>
                    332: And we know what it'll take<br>
                    333: <br>
                    334: Lost connections<br>
                    335: Lost my mind<br>
                    336: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
                    337: <br>
                    338: (bridge)<br>
                    339: On and on<br>
                    340: Can we all be wrong?<br>
                    341: All and all<br>
                    342: We are one<br>
                    343: Clean the dream<br>
                    344: Gone wrong<br>
                    345: We are Tron<br>
                    346: On and on and on<br>
                    347: <br>
                    348: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
                    349: <br>
                    350: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
                    351: <br>
                    352: CHORUS<br>
                    353: dumb dumb dumb<br>
                    354: <br>
                    355: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    356: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
                    357: </td></tr></table>
                    358: <p>
                    359: <em>
                    360: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                    361: Theo de Raadt.  Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
                    362: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.112     deraadt   363: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    364: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108     deraadt   365: <br>
                    366: <br>
                    367: </em>
                    368:
                    369: <hr>
1.104     deraadt   370: <a name=44></a>
                    371: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
                    372: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
                    373: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    374: <tr>
                    375: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    376: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.4 or other items]</a><br>
                    377: OpenBSD 4.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    378: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    379: <br>
                    380: 3:05 minutes
1.118     deraadt   381: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
                    382: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104     deraadt   383: <br>
                    384: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
                    385: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
                    386: <br>
                    387: <br>
                    388: <em>
                    389: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
                    390: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
                    391: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN%3D1565925823/openbsdA/">
                    392: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution"</a>.
                    393: We recommend you read his story, entitled
                    394: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
                    395: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
                    396: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
                    397: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
                    398: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
                    399: probably not been read by enough people.
                    400: <br>
                    401: <br>
                    402: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
                    403: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
                    404: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
                    405: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
                    406: than the lawsuit which followed.  Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
                    407: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
                    408: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
                    409: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
                    410: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
                    411: <br>
                    412: <br>
                    413: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
                    414: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
                    415: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
                    416: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
                    417: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
                    418: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
                    419: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
                    420: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
                    421: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
                    422: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
                    423: <br>
                    424: <br>
1.105     deraadt   425: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104     deraadt   426: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
                    427: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
                    428: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
                    429: <br>
                    430: <br>
                    431: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
                    432: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
                    433: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
                    434: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
                    435: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free.  A few newer developments
                    436: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
                    437: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
                    438: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
                    439: <br>
                    440: <br>
                    441: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
                    442: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
                    443: <br>
                    444: </em>
                    445: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    446: <br>
                    447: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    448: <br>
                    449: <center>
                    450: <br>
                    451: Source Wars<br>
                    452: Episode IV<br>
                    453: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
                    454: </center>
                    455: <br>
                    456: Not so very long ago<br>
                    457: and not so far away<br>
                    458: AT&T made system code<br>
                    459: and gave some bits away<br>
                    460: <br>
                    461: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
                    462: better, faster, more diverse<br>
                    463: This open thing was wonderful<br>
                    464: for everyone on Earth<br>
                    465: <br>
                    466: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
                    467: The Empire changed its mind<br>
                    468: And good old greed was back again<br>
                    469: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
                    470: <br>
                    471: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
                    472: sued BSDi from above<br>
                    473: The code is free but<br>
                    474: only we can sell it bub!<br>
                    475: <br>
                    476: The University came calling<br>
                    477: in full protective mode<br>
1.106     deraadt   478: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104     deraadt   479: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
                    480: <br>
                    481: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
                    482: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
                    483: And showed the giant chunks<br>
                    484: of BSD code all around<br>
                    485: <br>
                    486: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
                    487: of credit front to back<br>
                    488: This broke the license USL<br>
                    489: was using to attack<br>
                    490: <br>
                    491: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
                    492: and "settled" out of court<br>
                    493: And UCB was big enough<br>
                    494: to take it like a sport<br>
                    495: <br>
                    496: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
                    497: Now did we win or lose?<br>
                    498: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
                    499: every book with proper dues<br>
                    500: <br>
                    501: And take out ads in major rags<br>
                    502: apologetically<br>
                    503: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
                    504: the same monopoly<br>
                    505: <br>
                    506: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
                    507: down if everybody saw<br>
                    508: How greed became so big<br>
                    509: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
                    510: <br>
                    511: But only one community<br>
                    512: the one that makes it tick<br>
                    513: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
                    514: exposing hypocrites<br>
                    515: <br>
                    516: And OpenBSD is here<br>
                    517: to tell the story right<br>
                    518: Once again the fight is fought<br>
                    519: and kept in shining light<br>
                    520: <br>
                    521: And may the source be with you<br>
                    522: May the Empire fall apart<br>
                    523: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
                    524: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
                    525: <br>
                    526: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    527: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
                    528: </td></tr></table>
                    529: <p>
                    530: <em>
                    531: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
                    532: Clarinet by Cedric Blary.  Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
                    533: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.112     deraadt   534: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    535: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104     deraadt   536: <br>
                    537: <br>
                    538: </em>
1.20      deraadt   539:
                    540: <hr>
1.95      deraadt   541: <a name=43></a>
                    542: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
                    543: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
                    544: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    545: <tr>
                    546: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    547: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.3 or other items]</a><br>
                    548: OpenBSD 4.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    549: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    550: <br>
                    551: 4:48 minutes
1.118     deraadt   552: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
                    553: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95      deraadt   554: <br>
                    555: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
                    556: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
                    557: <br>
                    558: <br>
                    559: <em>
                    560: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
                    561: who is a lot like
                    562: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
                    563: <br>
                    564: <br>
                    565: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102     deraadt   566: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
                    567: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
                    568: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95      deraadt   569: to deplane.  Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
                    570: the cockpit he refused to sit down.  The plane exited the queue
1.96      deraadt   571: and returned to the airport gangway.  Security personnel ran onto
1.95      deraadt   572: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
                    573: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
                    574: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans.  A few
                    575: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
                    576: so we have an accurate story of the events.
                    577: <br>
                    578: <br>
                    579: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
                    580: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us.  He believes
                    581: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
                    582: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
                    583: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
                    584: alone -- and then lies to the public.  Richard Stallman is no Spock.
                    585: <br>
                    586: <br>
                    587: We release our software in ways that are maximally free.  We
                    588: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
                    589: requirement to be known as the authors.  We follow a pattern of
                    590: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
                    591: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
                    592: influence which he could use so falsely.
                    593: <br>
                    594: <br>
                    595: We have a development sub-tree called "ports".  Our "ports" tree
                    596: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
                    597: OpenBSD users can use more easily.  A scaffold of Makefiles and
                    598: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
                    599: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
                    600: neat little tarballs.  This is provided as a convenience for
1.97      okan      601: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95      deraadt   602: from our main source tree.  Some of the software which is fetched
                    603: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
                    604: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
                    605: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
                    606: <br>
                    607: <br>
                    608: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
                    609: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
                    610: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
                    611: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
                    612: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
                    613: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
                    614: <br>
                    615: <br>
                    616: That man is a false leader.  He is a hypocrite.  There may be some
                    617: people who listen to him.  But we don't listen to people who do not
                    618: follow their own stupid rules.
                    619: </em>
                    620: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    621: <br>
                    622: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    623: <br>
                    624:
                    625: <br>
                    626: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
                    627: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
                    628: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
                    629: Tempting harpies<br>
                    630: 13 years of treachery<br>
                    631: <br>
                    632: <br>
                    633: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
                    634: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
                    635: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
                    636: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
                    637: <br>
                    638: <br>
                    639: But something's wrong with them<br>
                    640: They will not take our free wares<br>
                    641: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99      deraadt   642: Why are you so scared?<br>
                    643: Why?"<br>
1.95      deraadt   644: <br>
                    645: <br>
                    646: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
                    647: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98      okan      648: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95      deraadt   649: There are many new laws"<br>
                    650: <br>
                    651: <br>
1.98      okan      652: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95      deraadt   653: "Puffy!<br>
                    654: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
                    655: <br>
                    656: <br>
                    657: "First rule one dictates<br>
                    658: You cannot give your code away"<br>
                    659: <br>
                    660: <br>
                    661: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
                    662: <br>
                    663: <br>
                    664: "And rule two dictates<br>
                    665: You must give it to me<br>
                    666: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
                    667: <br>
                    668: <br>
                    669: "The list goes on of course<br>
                    670: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
                    671: <br>
                    672: <br>
                    673: "This is madness!<br>
                    674: He has lost his mind!<br>
                    675: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
                    676: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
                    677: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
                    678: <br>
                    679: <br>
                    680: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
                    681: <br>
                    682: <br>
                    683: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    684: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
                    685: </td></tr></table>
                    686: <p>
                    687: <em>
                    688: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                    689: Nikkos Diochnos.  Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos.  Baglama,
                    690: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101     naddy     691: n&eacute; Jonathan Lewis.  Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, n&eacute; Allen Baekeland.
                    692: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, n&eacute; Ben Johnson.  Recorded, mixed,
1.112     deraadt   693: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    694: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95      deraadt   695: <br>
                    696: <br>
                    697: </em>
                    698:
                    699: <hr>
1.90      deraadt   700: <a name=42></a>
                    701: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
                    702: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
                    703: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    704: <tr>
                    705: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    706: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.2 or other items]</a><br>
                    707: OpenBSD 4.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    708: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    709: <br>
                    710: 4:40 minutes
1.118     deraadt   711: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
                    712: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90      deraadt   713: <br>
                    714: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
                    715: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
                    716: <br>
                    717: <br>
                    718: <em>
                    719: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91      merdely   720: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90      deraadt   721: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
                    722: that can be shared with anyone.  Many other projects purport to share
                    723: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
                    724: Source" and "Free Software".  Given how many projects there are one
                    725: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
                    726: seem to work out that way.  A variety of desires drag many projects
                    727: away from the ideals very quickly.
                    728: <p>
1.93      jmc       729: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91      merdely   730: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90      deraadt   731: available to those who will surrender their moral code.  A project
                    732: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
                    733: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
                    734: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
                    735: inside copyright notices.  All of these choices surrender some subset
                    736: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this.  Sure, we care about
                    737: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
                    738: <p>
                    739: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
                    740: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91      merdely   741: resulting in a good number of successes.  This success had led to much
1.90      deraadt   742: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
                    743: led to other issues.
                    744: <p>
                    745: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
                    746: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
                    747: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
                    748: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
                    749: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
                    750: <p>
                    751: That's the best we can expect from companies.  After all, we make our
                    752: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
                    753: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years.  But we can expect more
                    754: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
                    755: projects.
                    756: <p>
                    757: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
                    758: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL.  The participants
                    759: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
                    760: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
                    761: into Linux (and all other code bases).  We don't want this to come off
                    762: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
                    763: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
                    764: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true.  Run for yourself,
                    765: not for their agenda.
                    766: <p>
                    767: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others.  We do
                    768: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can.  We
                    769: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
                    770: image.  We are here to have fun doing right.
                    771: <p>
                    772: </em>
                    773: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    774: <br>
                    775: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    776: <br>
                    777: The starting line is nervous<br>
                    778: we burst upon the course<br>
                    779: Electric is our passion<br>
                    780: An open hearted force<br>
                    781: <br>
                    782: The water's full of dangers<br>
                    783: That interrupt the flow<br>
                    784: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92      deraadt   785: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90      deraadt   786: <br>
                    787: *Give and get back some<br>
                    788: Sharing it all<br>
                    789: Path we know best<br>
                    790: we're having a ball<br>
                    791: Opulent mission<br>
                    792: Lost in our passion<br>
                    793: You can still choose<br>
                    794: If you don't swim to win<br>
                    795: you'll never lose*<br>
                    796: <br>
                    797: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
                    798: <br>
                    799: The window is a wall by now<br>
                    800: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
                    801: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
                    802: Mistaking us for foes<br>
                    803: <br>
                    804: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
                    805: Flies too close to itself<br>
                    806: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
                    807: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
                    808: <br>
                    809: *CHORUS*<br>
                    810: <br>
                    811: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
                    812: <br>
                    813: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
                    814: but this is not a race<br>
                    815: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
                    816: for first or second place<br>
                    817: <br>
                    818: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
                    819: Were traded for real goals<br>
                    820: The vision and the mission lost<br>
                    821: For those with corporate souls<br>
                    822: <br>
                    823: *Give and get back some<br>
                    824: Sharing it all<br>
                    825: Path we know best<br>
                    826: we're having a ball<br>
                    827: Give and get zeros<br>
                    828: Give and get ones<br>
                    829: Given to you but<br>
                    830: Not you to us<br>
                    831: Opulent mission<br>
                    832: Lost in our passion<br>
                    833: You can still choose<br>
                    834: If you don't swim to win<br>
                    835: you'll never lose<br>
                    836: You'll never lose*<br>
                    837: <br>
                    838: <br>
                    839: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    840: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
                    841: </td></tr></table>
                    842: <p>
                    843: <em>
                    844: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.112     deraadt   845: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    846: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90      deraadt   847: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
                    848: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
                    849: Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
                    850: <br>
                    851: <br>
                    852: </em>
                    853:
                    854: <hr>
1.81      deraadt   855: <a name=41></a>
                    856: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
                    857: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
                    858: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    859: <tr>
                    860: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                    861: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.1 or other items]</a><br>
                    862: OpenBSD 4.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    863: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    864: <br>
                    865: 4:19 minutes
1.118     deraadt   866: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
                    867: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81      deraadt   868: <br>
                    869: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
                    870: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
                    871: <br>
                    872: <br>
                    873: <em>
                    874: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
                    875: is device support.  No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
                    876: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
                    877: hardware that is available on the market.  It is therefore rather unsurprising
                    878: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
                    879: device support.
                    880: <p>
1.85      mbalmer   881: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81      deraadt   882: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
                    883: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
                    884: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
                    885: time to read the free code.  Device drivers pose an additional and significant
                    886: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
                    887: of their devices.  The devices are black boxes.  And often they are surprisingly
                    888: weird, or even buggy.
                    889: <p>
                    890: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
                    891: become extremely hairy.  Groups of developers have found themselves focused
                    892: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
                    893: the hardware is a complete mystery.  Access to documentation can ease
                    894: these difficulties rapidly.  However, getting access to the chip documentation
                    895: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation.  If we had open access to
1.84      matthieu  896: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81      deraadt   897: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
                    898: OpenBSD, either).
                    899: <p>
                    900: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
                    901: our position is often weak.  One would assume that the modern market is fair,
                    902: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors.  But
                    903: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
                    904: 20 years building
1.83      wvdputte  905: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81      deraadt   906: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
                    907: <p>
1.82      jsg       908: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87      tom       909: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81      deraadt   910: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation.  This has effectively put Linux
                    911: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
                    912: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
                    913: requesting documentation.  In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
                    914: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
                    915: would be fantastic by now.
                    916: <p>
                    917: We only ask that
1.83      wvdputte  918: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81      deraadt   919: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
                    920: </em>
                    921: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    922: <br>
                    923: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    924: <br>
                    925: Here's an old story ...<br>
                    926: <br>
                    927: <br>
                    928: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
                    929: We all know the details<br>
                    930: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
                    931: some serious loot,<br>
                    932: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
                    933: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
                    934: The little guy who<br>
                    935: did the best with what he had<br>
                    936: <br>
                    937: <br>
                    938: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
                    939: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
                    940: in moderation<br>
                    941: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
                    942: <br>
                    943: <br>
                    944: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
                    945: never give him the password<br>
                    946: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
                    947: stop - being - his brother.<br>
                    948: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86      tom       949: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81      deraadt   950: So do the best with what you have<br>
                    951: <br>
                    952: <br>
                    953: Beyond the lessons  -  you must know this<br>
                    954: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
                    955: But unlike Vendors,<br>
                    956: he at least keeps the door open<br>
                    957: <br>
                    958: <br>
                    959: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
                    960: Look upon their words and despair<br>
                    961: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
                    962: then made him better off dead<br>
                    963: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
                    964: <br>
                    965: <br>
                    966: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
                    967: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
                    968: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
                    969: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
                    970: for each consecutive cut<br>
                    971: But with the salty water of labour<br>
                    972: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
                    973: <br>
                    974: <br>
                    975: It's not whether you're well off<br>
                    976: it's where you dig the well<br>
                    977: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
                    978: the little guy does right<br>
                    979: <br>
                    980: <br>
                    981: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                    982: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
                    983: </td></tr></table>
                    984: <p>
                    985: <em>
1.112     deraadt   986: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    987: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                    988: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81      deraadt   989: <br>
                    990: <br>
                    991: </em>
                    992:
                    993: <hr>
1.115     deraadt   994: <a name=audio_extra></a>
1.76      deraadt   995: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
                    996: "OpenVOX"</a></font></h2>
                    997: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    998: <tr>
                    999: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                   1000: <a href="orders.html">[Order the OpenBSD audio CD or other items]</a><br>
                   1001: These are the lyrics for the extra track on the OpenBSD Audio CD.<br>
                   1002: <br>
                   1003: 4:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1004: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
                   1005: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  1006: <br>
                   1007: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
                   1008: <br>
                   1009: <br>
                   1010: <em>
                   1011: This is an <a href="#audio_extra">extra track</a> by the artist Ty Semaka
                   1012: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the audio CD.
                   1013: <p>
                   1014: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
                   1015: and music for each OpenBSD release.
                   1016: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
                   1017: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111     deraadt  1018: <p>
                   1019: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&amp;CDA1=Add">
                   1020: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
                   1021: <p>
                   1022: The OpenBSD Audio celebrates the artwork and songs that
                   1023: have been released with each OpenBSD release.  All the
                   1024: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus
                   1025: one bonus track by Ty Semaka explaining his role in the
                   1026: development of the art that accompanies OpenBSD releases).
                   1027: <p>
                   1028: Includes a 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76      deraadt  1029: </em>
                   1030: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1031: <br>
                   1032: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1033: Be Open<br>
                   1034: Be Vocal<br>
                   1035: Stay Open<br>
                   1036: Stay Vocal<br>
                   1037: <br>
                   1038: (repeat)<br>
                   1039: <br>
                   1040: OpenBSD<br>
                   1041: <br>
                   1042: Twice a year,<br>
                   1043: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
                   1044: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
                   1045: and take strips out of liars.<br>
                   1046: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
                   1047: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
                   1048: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78      deraadt  1049: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76      deraadt  1050: and a license application<br>
                   1051: is a fishybomination<br>
                   1052: and a random allocation<br>
                   1053: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
                   1054: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
                   1055: OK stop.<br>
                   1056: I get it.<br>
                   1057: Some asshole lied.<br>
                   1058: <br>
                   1059: And then he says,<br>
1.78      deraadt  1060: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76      deraadt  1061: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
                   1062: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
                   1063: in the cyber cider documation<br>
                   1064: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
                   1065: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
                   1066: OK stop.<br>
                   1067: I get it.<br>
                   1068: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
                   1069: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
                   1070: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
                   1071: I get it.<br>
                   1072: Where's my pencils?<br>
                   1073: Bring me my mic!<br>
                   1074: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   1075: Be Open<br>
                   1076: Be Vocal<br>
                   1077: Stay Open<br>
                   1078: Stay Vocal<br>
                   1079: <br>
                   1080: (repeat)<br>
                   1081: <br>
                   1082: Then he has another beer and<br>
                   1083: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
                   1084: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
                   1085: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
                   1086: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
                   1087: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
                   1088: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
                   1089: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
                   1090: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
                   1091: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
                   1092: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
                   1093: every time, every song!<br>
                   1094: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
                   1095: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
                   1096: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
                   1097: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
                   1098: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
                   1099: <br>
                   1100: (beat boxin')<br>
                   1101: <br>
                   1102: <br>
                   1103: </td></tr></table>
                   1104: <p>
                   1105: <em>
                   1106: <br>
                   1107: </em>
                   1108:
                   1109: <hr>
                   1110: <a name=40></a>
                   1111: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
                   1112: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
                   1113: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1114: <tr>
                   1115: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                   1116: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.0 or other items]</a><br>
                   1117: OpenBSD 4.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1118: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1119: <br>
                   1120: 2:40 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1121: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
                   1122: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  1123: <br>
                   1124: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
                   1125: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
                   1126: <br>
                   1127: <br>
                   1128: <em>
                   1129: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77      deraadt  1130: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76      deraadt  1131: servers.  But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77      deraadt  1132: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76      deraadt  1133: <br>
                   1134: <br>
                   1135: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77      deraadt  1136: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
                   1137: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76      deraadt  1138: the discs are full of (only) correct code.  Ty Semaka works for
                   1139: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
                   1140: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
                   1141: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
                   1142: <br>
                   1143: <br>
                   1144: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
                   1145: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
                   1146: <br>
                   1147: <br>
                   1148: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
                   1149: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
                   1150: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
                   1151: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
                   1152: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77      deraadt  1153: <br>
                   1154: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1155: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
                   1156: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77      deraadt  1157: of this too.  Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
                   1158: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync.  It is
                   1159: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76      deraadt  1160: <br>
                   1161: <br>
                   1162: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
                   1163: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
                   1164: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
                   1165: other developers.
                   1166: </em>
                   1167: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1168: <br>
                   1169: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1170: <br>
                   1171: <br>
                   1172: <br>
                   1173: Humppa negala<br>
                   1174: Humppa negala<br>
                   1175: Humppa negala<br>
                   1176: Venismechah<br>
                   1177: <br>
                   1178: Humppa negala<br>
                   1179: Humppa negala<br>
                   1180: Humppa negala<br>
                   1181: Venismechah<br>
                   1182: <br>
                   1183: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1184: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1185: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1186: Venismechah<br>
                   1187: <br>
                   1188: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1189: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1190: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1191: Venismechah<br>
                   1192: <br>
                   1193: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   1194: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1195: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1196: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1197: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1198: uru achim!<br>
                   1199: uru achim!<br>
                   1200: OpenBSD!<br>
                   1201: <br>
                   1202: <br>
                   1203: (circus torture)<br>
                   1204: <br>
                   1205: <br>
                   1206: Humppa negala<br>
                   1207: Humppa negala<br>
                   1208: Humppa negala<br>
                   1209: Venismechah<br>
                   1210: <br>
                   1211: Humppa negala<br>
                   1212: Humppa negala<br>
                   1213: Humppa negala<br>
                   1214: Venismechah<br>
                   1215: <br>
                   1216: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1217: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1218: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1219: Venismechah<br>
                   1220: <br>
                   1221: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1222: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1223: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   1224: Venismechah<br>
                   1225: <br>
                   1226: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   1227: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1228: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1229: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1230: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   1231: uru achim!<br>
                   1232: uru achim!<br>
                   1233: OpenBSD!<br>
                   1234: <br>
                   1235: <br>
                   1236: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   1237: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
                   1238: </td></tr></table>
                   1239: <p>
                   1240: <em>
1.90      deraadt  1241: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76      deraadt  1242: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.112     deraadt  1243: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                   1244: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   1245: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94      tobias   1246: Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.76      deraadt  1247: <br>
                   1248: <br>
                   1249: </em>
                   1250:
                   1251: <hr>
1.63      deraadt  1252: <a name=39></a>
1.64      jolan    1253: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63      deraadt  1254: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
                   1255: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1256: <tr>
                   1257: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                   1258: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.9 or other items]</a><br>
                   1259: OpenBSD 3.9 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1260: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1261: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1262: 4:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1263: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
                   1264: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63      deraadt  1265: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1266: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
                   1267: <img width=227 height=343  alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63      deraadt  1268: <br>
                   1269: <br>
                   1270: <em>
                   1271: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
                   1272: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
                   1273: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
                   1274: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
                   1275: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
                   1276: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
                   1277: <br>
                   1278: <br>
                   1279: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
                   1280: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
                   1281: <br>
                   1282: <br>
                   1283: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
                   1284: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
                   1285: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
                   1286: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
                   1287: <br>
                   1288: <br>
                   1289: <ul>
                   1290: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
                   1291: at any time.<br>
                   1292: <br>
                   1293: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
                   1294: <br>
                   1295: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
                   1296: <br>
                   1297: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
                   1298: <br>
                   1299: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
                   1300: <br>
                   1301: <li>
                   1302: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
                   1303: less portable.<br>
                   1304: <br>
                   1305: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
                   1306: </ul>
                   1307: <br>
                   1308: <br>
                   1309: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
                   1310: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
                   1311: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
                   1312: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
                   1313: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
                   1314: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
                   1315: </em>
                   1316: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1317: <br>
                   1318: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1319: <br><br><br>
                   1320: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
                   1321: when we found him on the beach,<br>
                   1322: there was nothin' shady<br>
                   1323: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
                   1324: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
                   1325: and his first little word was adorable<br>
                   1326: <br>
                   1327: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1328: blah blah blah<br>
                   1329: Blah!<br>
                   1330: <br>
                   1331: <br>
                   1332: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
                   1333: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
                   1334: <br>
                   1335: <br>
                   1336: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
                   1337: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
                   1338: with a drop of goo<br>
                   1339: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
                   1340: But by the time he graduated<br>
                   1341: Blob was business slime!<br>
                   1342: <br>
                   1343: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1344: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1345: blah blah<br>
                   1346: <br>
                   1347: <br>
                   1348: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
                   1349: <br>
                   1350: <br>
                   1351: Now everybody had it<br>
                   1352: they was drivin' around<br>
                   1353: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
                   1354: for convenience now<br>
                   1355: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
                   1356: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
                   1357: <br>
                   1358: <br>
                   1359: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1360: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1361: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1362: blah blah<br>
                   1363: <br>
                   1364: <br>
                   1365: It's linkin' time!<br>
                   1366: <br>
                   1367: <br>
                   1368: Now it was out of control<br>
                   1369: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
                   1370: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
                   1371: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
                   1372: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
                   1373: <br>
                   1374: <br>
                   1375: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1376: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1377: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1378: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   1379: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
                   1380: <br>
                   1381: <br>
1.66      deraadt  1382: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63      deraadt  1383: And he battled the Blob<br>
                   1384: who had crossed the line<br>
                   1385: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
                   1386: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
                   1387: <br>
                   1388: <br>
                   1389: But it was too late!<br>
                   1390: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
                   1391: He wants your video!<br>
                   1392: Ya he wants your net!<br>
                   1393: He wants your drive!<br>
                   1394: He wants it all!!<br>
                   1395: <br>
                   1396: <br>
                   1397: Somebody help us!<br>
                   1398: Noooooooo!<br>
                   1399: NVIDIA!<br>
                   1400: Intel!<br>
                   1401: Atheros!<br>
                   1402: 3-Ware!<br>
                   1403: VIA!<br>
                   1404: ATI!<br>
                   1405: Broadcom!<br>
                   1406: TI!<br>
                   1407: Myricom!<br>
                   1408: HighPoint!<br>
                   1409: Adaptec!<br>
                   1410: Mylex!<br>
                   1411: ICP Vortex!<br>
                   1412: and IBM!<br>
                   1413: Takin' over the world!<br>
                   1414: <br>
                   1415: <br>
                   1416: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  1417: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63      deraadt  1418: </td></tr></table>
                   1419: <p>
                   1420: <em>
                   1421: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.112     deraadt  1422: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                   1423: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63      deraadt  1424: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &amp;
                   1425: Theo de Raadt.
                   1426: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
                   1427: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
                   1428: Drums by Jim Buick.
                   1429: <br>
                   1430: <br>
                   1431: </em>
                   1432:
                   1433: <hr>
1.58      deraadt  1434: <a name=38></a>
                   1435: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
                   1436: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
                   1437: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1438: <tr>
                   1439: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                   1440: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.8 or other items]</a><br>
                   1441: OpenBSD 3.8 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1442: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1443: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1444: 4:24 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1445: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
                   1446: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  1447: Instrumental version
1.118     deraadt  1448: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
                   1449: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58      deraadt  1450: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1451: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
                   1452: <img width=227 height=343  alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58      deraadt  1453: <br>
                   1454: <br>
                   1455: <em>
                   1456: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
                   1457: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
                   1458: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
                   1459: their devices.
                   1460: <p>
                   1461: Take Adaptec for instance.  Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
                   1462: for the
1.70      steven   1463: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&amp;sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  1464: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
                   1465: They refused to give us documentation.  Without documentation, support
                   1466: for their controller had always been poor.  The driver had bugs (which
                   1467: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
                   1468: course there was no RAID management support.  Apparently most of these
1.59      jolan    1469: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
                   1470: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
                   1471: cannot solve these issues.
1.58      deraadt  1472: <p>
                   1473: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
                   1474: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee.  But no
                   1475: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
                   1476: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
                   1477: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
                   1478: "quality" to show its head.
                   1479: <p>
                   1480: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
                   1481: <br>
                   1482: <ul>
1.60      pvalchev 1483: <li>Redundancy
1.58      deraadt  1484: <li>Repair
                   1485: </ul>
                   1486: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60      pvalchev 1487: fail, your data is not lost.  But once a drive has failed, you require your
                   1488: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58      deraadt  1489: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
                   1490: <p>
                   1491: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
                   1492: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
                   1493: so that their devices could support Redundancy.  But these vendors have
                   1494: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
                   1495: <p>
                   1496: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
                   1497: tools.  These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67      jolan    1498: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58      deraadt  1499: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
                   1500: <p>
                   1501: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
                   1502: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
                   1503: the AMI controllers.
                   1504: <p>
                   1505: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
                   1506: rather simple primitives.  This is all that we need to implement
                   1507: basic RAID management:
                   1508: <ul>
                   1509: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
                   1510: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
                   1511: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
                   1512: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
                   1513: </ul>
                   1514: <p>
                   1515: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
                   1516: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
                   1517: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
                   1518: <p>
                   1519: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
                   1520: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
                   1521: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
                   1522: <p>
1.60      pvalchev 1523: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
                   1524: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58      deraadt  1525: controllers now.  And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
                   1526: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70      steven   1527: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&amp;sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  1528: controllers.
                   1529: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
                   1530: would not get documentation, either.
                   1531: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
                   1532: look saintly.
                   1533: <p>
                   1534: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
                   1535: in OpenBSD, please buy
                   1536: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
                   1537: RAID cards.  And everything
1.88      miod     1538: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&amp;m=112630095818062&amp;w=2">
1.58      deraadt  1539: will just work</a>.
                   1540: <p>
                   1541: And keep pestering the other vendors.
                   1542: <br>
                   1543: </em>
                   1544: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1545: <br>
                   1546: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1547: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   1548: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   1549: <br>
                   1550: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
                   1551: <br>
                   1552: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
                   1553: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
                   1554: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
                   1555: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
                   1556: <br>
                   1557: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
                   1558: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
                   1559: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
                   1560: <br>
                   1561: Join us now in his latest adventure.  Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
                   1562: <br>
                   1563: <br>
                   1564: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
                   1565: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
                   1566: <br>
                   1567: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   1568: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
                   1569: <br>
                   1570: <br>
                   1571: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
                   1572: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
                   1573: <br>
                   1574: <br>
                   1575: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
                   1576: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
                   1577: <br>
                   1578: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   1579: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
                   1580: <br>
                   1581: <br>
                   1582: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   1583: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
                   1584: <br>
                   1585: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
                   1586: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
                   1587: <br>
                   1588: <br>
                   1589: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   1590: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
                   1591: there before him
                   1592: lies the answer of the ages.  How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
                   1593: secure operating system,
                   1594: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
                   1595: the evil Neozis.  Again he must chase the truth.  Will our hero prevail?<br>
                   1596: <br>
                   1597: Triumphant again!  Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
                   1598: Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   1599: <br>
                   1600: <br>
                   1601: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  1602: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58      deraadt  1603: </td></tr></table>
                   1604: <p>
                   1605: <em>
                   1606: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
                   1607: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
                   1608: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.112     deraadt  1609: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                   1610: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58      deraadt  1611: <br>
                   1612: <br>
                   1613: </em>
                   1614:
                   1615: <hr>
1.44      deraadt  1616: <a name=37></a>
                   1617: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
                   1618: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
                   1619: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1620: <tr>
                   1621: <td valign="top" width="33%">
                   1622: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.7 or other items]</a><br>
                   1623: OpenBSD 3.7 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1624: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1625: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1626: 10:08 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1627: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
                   1628: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44      deraadt  1629: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1630: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
                   1631: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44      deraadt  1632: <br>
                   1633: <br>
                   1634: <em>
                   1635: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
                   1636: good device support.<br>
                   1637: <br>
                   1638: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
                   1639: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets.  Donald
                   1640: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
                   1641: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
                   1642: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
                   1643: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
                   1644: ethernet chipset documentation was available.  Today, some vendors
                   1645: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62      brad     1646: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46      henning  1647: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44      deraadt  1648: <br>
                   1649: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
                   1650: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
                   1651: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
                   1652: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
                   1653: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
                   1654: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
                   1655: companies.  These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
                   1656: <br>
                   1657: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
                   1658: <br>
                   1659: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
                   1660: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
                   1661: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware.  Certainly, we did
1.52      deraadt  1662: not succeed for some vendors.  But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44      deraadt  1663: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
                   1664: everything we need.  We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
                   1665: <br>
                   1666:
                   1667: Want to help us?  Avoid
                   1668: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
                   1669: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
                   1670: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48      deraadt  1671: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44      deraadt  1672: to send a message.
1.48      deraadt  1673: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44      deraadt  1674: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
                   1675: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
                   1676: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
                   1677: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
                   1678: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
                   1679: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52      deraadt  1680: which chipsets into which product.
1.44      deraadt  1681: <br>
                   1682: <br>
                   1683: Send a message that open support for hardware matters.  A vendor in
1.56      cloder   1684: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44      deraadt  1685: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
                   1686: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
                   1687: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
                   1688: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49      nick     1689: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44      deraadt  1690: development information for all, but are even going further and
                   1691: telling their development communities to not work with us at
                   1692: pressuring vendors.  It is ridiculous.
                   1693: <br>
                   1694: </em>
                   1695: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1696: <br>
                   1697: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1698: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
                   1699: her uncles on the farm,<br>
                   1700: send out the alarm<br>
                   1701: and the shit storm flies<br>
                   1702: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
                   1703: With Puffathy inside,<br>
                   1704: twisting up a ride<br>
                   1705: to the land of OS<br>
                   1706: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
                   1707: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
                   1708: The open slippers red are<br>
                   1709: Hers to take<br>
                   1710: <br>
1.53      otto     1711: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  1712: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   1713: <br>
                   1714: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
                   1715: To get yourself back home<br>
                   1716: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47      pvalchev 1717: You'll be fine<br>
1.44      deraadt  1718: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
                   1719: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
                   1720: give Taiwan your biz<br>
                   1721: You'll never lose<br>
                   1722: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
                   1723: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
                   1724: lazy and insane<br>
                   1725: but they sang OK<br>
                   1726: <br>
1.53      otto     1727: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  1728: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   1729: <br>
                   1730: Finally we're through the trees<br>
                   1731: The city glows<br>
                   1732: It's positively green<br>
                   1733: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
                   1734: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
                   1735: <br>
                   1736: Go to the west<br>
                   1737: You must pass the test<br>
                   1738: For me<br>
                   1739: Bring me the ride<br>
                   1740: of the witch I despise<br>
                   1741: And you'll be free<br>
                   1742: <br>
                   1743: You don't need the broom<br>
                   1744: You don't need the shoes<br>
                   1745: You don't need the wiz<br>
                   1746: You will never lose<br>
                   1747: You have all you need<br>
                   1748: You always had heart<br>
                   1749: You always had courage<br>
                   1750: Did somebody fart?<br>
                   1751: You always had brains<br>
                   1752: You answered each call<br>
1.57      deraadt  1753: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44      deraadt  1754: But you've got some balls<br>
                   1755: So double click heels<br>
                   1756: and work with Taiwan<br>
                   1757: And speak to your doggie<br>
                   1758: You're already gone....<br>
                   1759: <br>
                   1760: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  1761: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44      deraadt  1762: </td></tr></table>
                   1763: <p>
                   1764: <em>
                   1765: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
                   1766: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
                   1767: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
                   1768: Semaka,
                   1769: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55      tom      1770: Jonathan Lewis.  Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.112     deraadt  1771: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
                   1772: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44      deraadt  1773: <br>
                   1774: <br>
                   1775: </em>
                   1776:
                   1777: <hr>
1.37      deraadt  1778: <a name=36></a>
                   1779: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
                   1780: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
                   1781: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1782: <tr>
                   1783: <td valign="top" width="28%">
                   1784: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.6 or other items]</a><br>
                   1785: OpenBSD 3.6 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1786: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1787: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1788: 4:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1789: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
                   1790: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37      deraadt  1791: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1792: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
                   1793: <img width=227 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37      deraadt  1794: <br>
                   1795: <br>
                   1796: <em>
                   1797: What is up with some free software providers?!
                   1798: They say "Here's something free!  Oh wait, I changed my mind."
                   1799: <p>
                   1800: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
                   1801: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
                   1802: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41      deraadt  1803: to go non-free.  After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37      deraadt  1804: going to remember them in the end.
                   1805: <p>
                   1806: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
                   1807: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
                   1808: offerings in the last few years:
                   1809: <ul>
                   1810: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
                   1811: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
                   1812: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
                   1813: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
                   1814: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
                   1815: stop using it.  Within about 4 months every project had
                   1816: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
                   1817: replacement effort.
1.41      deraadt  1818: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37      deraadt  1819: <p>
                   1820: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
                   1821: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
                   1822: that we chose.  But a few years later he told us that we
                   1823: were not free to make changes to the code.  So we deleted ipf,
                   1824: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
                   1825: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
                   1826: <p>
                   1827: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
                   1828: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
                   1829: web server of dubious quality.  But the years have changed them,
                   1830: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40      jolan    1831: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51      jcs      1832: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within.  Legal terms
1.37      deraadt  1833: protect.  Who are they protecting?  Not your freedom.
                   1834: </ul>
                   1835: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
                   1836: others who will follow them:
                   1837: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
                   1838: replace it.
                   1839: <br>
                   1840: </em>
                   1841: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1842: <br>
                   1843: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   1844: <br>
                   1845: <br>
                   1846: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
                   1847: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
                   1848: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
                   1849: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
                   1850: <p>
                   1851: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38      pvalchev 1852: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37      deraadt  1853: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
                   1854: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
                   1855: <p>
                   1856: <br>
                   1857: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
                   1858: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
                   1859: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
                   1860: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
                   1861: <p>
                   1862: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
                   1863: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
                   1864: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
                   1865: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
                   1866: <p>
                   1867: <br>
                   1868: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
                   1869: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41      deraadt  1870: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37      deraadt  1871: So he fought the fight<br>
                   1872: and he set things right<br>
                   1873: With his OpenBSD<br>
                   1874: <p>
                   1875: <br>
                   1876: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
                   1877: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
                   1878: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
                   1879: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
                   1880: <p>
                   1881: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
                   1882: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
                   1883: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
                   1884: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
                   1885: <p>
                   1886: <br>
                   1887: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
                   1888: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51      jcs      1889: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37      deraadt  1890: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
                   1891: <p>
                   1892: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
                   1893: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
                   1894: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
                   1895: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
                   1896: <p>
                   1897: <br>
                   1898: CHORUS<br>
                   1899: <p>
                   1900: <br>
                   1901: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
                   1902: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
                   1903: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42      deraadt  1904: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37      deraadt  1905: <p>
                   1906: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
                   1907: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
                   1908: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
                   1909: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
                   1910: <p>
                   1911: <br>
                   1912: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39      mcbride  1913: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37      deraadt  1914: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
                   1915: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
                   1916: <p>
                   1917: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
                   1918: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41      deraadt  1919: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
                   1920: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37      deraadt  1921: <p>
                   1922: <br>
                   1923: CHORUS<br>
                   1924: <br>
                   1925: <p>
                   1926: That's right!<br>
                   1927: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
                   1928: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
                   1929: <br>
                   1930: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  1931: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37      deraadt  1932: </td></tr></table>
                   1933: <p>
                   1934: <em>
                   1935: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
                   1936: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
                   1937: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1938: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37      deraadt  1939: <br>
                   1940: <br>
                   1941: </em>
                   1942:
                   1943: <hr>
1.30      deraadt  1944: <a name=35></a>
1.33      deraadt  1945: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
                   1946: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30      deraadt  1947: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1948: <tr>
                   1949: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33      deraadt  1950: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.5 or other items]</a><br>
1.30      deraadt  1951: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55      tom      1952: uncompressed copy of this skit &amp; song.<br>
1.30      deraadt  1953: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1954: 5:21 minutes
1.118     deraadt  1955: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
                   1956: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30      deraadt  1957: <br>
1.76      deraadt  1958: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
                   1959: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30      deraadt  1960: <br>
                   1961: <br>
                   1962: <em>
                   1963: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
                   1964: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
                   1965: themselves.  Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
                   1966: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
                   1967: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
                   1968: <p>
                   1969: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
                   1970: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
                   1971: and it became time to add failover.  We want to be able to set up pf
                   1972: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
                   1973: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
                   1974: sessions.  Our
                   1975: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
                   1976: protocol solves this problem.  However, on both sides of the firewall,
                   1977: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
                   1978: network failure.  The only reliable way to do this is for both
                   1979: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses.  But
                   1980: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
                   1981: <p>
                   1982: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
                   1983: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
                   1984: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
                   1985: Redundancy Protocol); on
                   1986: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
                   1987: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
                   1988: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>.  Reputedly, they were upset
                   1989: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
                   1990: standard solution for this problem.  Despite this legal pressure, the
                   1991: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
                   1992: though there was a patent in the space.  Why?
                   1993: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
                   1994: There was much deliberation</a>
                   1995: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
                   1996: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
                   1997: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
                   1998: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms.  As free software
                   1999: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
                   2000: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
                   2001: the standard.  We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
                   2002: and we *will* design competing protocols.  Some standards organization,
                   2003: eh?
                   2004: <p>
                   2005: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
                   2006: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
                   2007: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
                   2008: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
                   2009: claim patent rights.
                   2010: <p>
                   2011: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
                   2012: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
                   2013: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
                   2014: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
                   2015: implementation of the IETF standard protocol.  Perhaps this is because
                   2016: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
                   2017: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
                   2018: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP.  Some IETF working group
                   2019: members took note of our complaints,
                   2020: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
                   2021: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
                   2022: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
                   2023: <p>
                   2024: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
                   2025: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
                   2026: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
                   2027: backed down.  Some standards groups use this policy, while others
                   2028: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55      tom      2029: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&amp;T,
1.30      deraadt  2030: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies.  Since IETF
                   2031: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
                   2032: like all others, except against the community.
                   2033: <p>
                   2034: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
                   2035: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
                   2036: <p>
                   2037: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
                   2038: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft".  We
                   2039: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
                   2040: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
                   2041: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP.  We read the patent
                   2042: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
                   2043: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
                   2044: lack of security).  And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
                   2045: it to use cryptography.
                   2046: <p>
                   2047: The combination of
                   2048: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
                   2049: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
                   2050: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&amp;sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
                   2051: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls.  To date, we
                   2052: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
                   2053: running random reboot cycles.  As long as one firewall is alive in a
                   2054: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
                   2055: our packet filter functionality.  Cisco's low end products are unable
                   2056: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
                   2057: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
                   2058: <p>
                   2059: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
                   2060: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
                   2061: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied.  Apparently we had failed
                   2062: to go through an official standards organization.  Consequently we
                   2063: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
                   2064: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
                   2065: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
                   2066: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
                   2067: <p>
                   2068: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
                   2069: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
                   2070: <br>
                   2071: </em>
                   2072: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2073: <br>
                   2074: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   2075: <br>
                   2076: <br>
                   2077: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2078: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
                   2079: <br>
                   2080: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2081: A what?
                   2082: <br>
                   2083: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2084: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
                   2085: <br>
                   2086: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2087: Well, it's free isn't it?
                   2088: <br>
                   2089: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2090: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP.  CARP the redundancy protocol.
                   2091: <br>
                   2092: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2093: What?
                   2094: <br>
                   2095: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2096: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
                   2097: <br>
                   2098: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2099: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
                   2100: <br>
                   2101: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2102: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
                   2103: they were all too... encumbered.  And now I must license it!
                   2104: <br>
                   2105: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2106: You must be a looney.
                   2107: <br>
                   2108: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2109: I am not a looney!  Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
                   2110: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol?  I've heard tell
                   2111: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
                   2112: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
                   2113: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
                   2114: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
                   2115: patent on cursor movement!  So, if you're calling the large American
                   2116: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
                   2117: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
                   2118: <br>
                   2119: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2120: Alright, alright, alright.  A license.
                   2121: <br>
                   2122: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2123: Yes.
                   2124: <br>
                   2125: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2126: For a free redundancy protocol?
                   2127: <br>
                   2128: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2129: Yes.
                   2130: <br>
                   2131: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2132: You are a looney.
                   2133: <br>
                   2134: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2135: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
                   2136: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
                   2137: VRRP.
                   2138: <br>
                   2139: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2140: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
                   2141: <br>
                   2142: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32      otto     2143: I bleeding well do and I got one.  It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30      deraadt  2144: <br>
                   2145: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2146: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
                   2147: <br>
                   2148: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2149: Yes there is!
                   2150: <br>
                   2151: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2152: Isn't!
                   2153: <br>
                   2154: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2155: Is!
                   2156: <br>
                   2157: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2158: Isn't!
                   2159: <br>
                   2160: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2161: I bleeding got one, look!  What's that then?
                   2162: <br>
                   2163: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2164: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
                   2165: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
                   2166: <br>
                   2167: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2168: The man didn't have the right form.
                   2169: <br>
                   2170: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2171: What man?
                   2172: <br>
                   2173: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2174: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
                   2175: <br>
                   2176: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2177: The looney detector van, you mean.
                   2178: <br>
                   2179: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2180: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
                   2181: <br>
                   2182: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2183: What redundancy detector van?
                   2184: <br>
                   2185: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2186: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
                   2187: <br>
                   2188: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2189: Cizzz-coeee?
                   2190: <br>
                   2191: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2192: It was spelt like that on the van.  I'm very observant!  I never seen
                   2193: so many bleeding aerials.  The man said that their equipment could
                   2194: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards!  And my Cisco router,
                   2195: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
                   2196: <br>
                   2197: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34      otto     2198: How much did you pay for that?
1.30      deraadt  2199: <br>
                   2200: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2201: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
                   2202: <br>
                   2203: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2204: What PIX?
                   2205: <br>
                   2206: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2207: The PIX I'm replacing!
                   2208: <br>
                   2209: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2210: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
                   2211: license it?
                   2212: <br>
                   2213: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2214: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
                   2215: protocol too.  After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
                   2216: <br>
                   2217: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2218: No they didn't!
                   2219: <br>
                   2220: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2221: Did!
                   2222: <br>
                   2223: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2224: Didn't!
                   2225: <br>
                   2226: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2227: Did, did, did and did!
                   2228: <br>
                   2229: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2230: Oh, all right.
                   2231: <br>
                   2232: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2233: Spoken like a gentleman, sir.  Now, are you going to give me a CARP
                   2234: license?
                   2235: <br>
                   2236: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2237: I promise you that there is no such thing.  You don't need one.
                   2238: <br>
                   2239: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2240: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
                   2241: <br>
                   2242: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2243: A license?
                   2244: <br>
                   2245: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2246: Yes.
                   2247: <br>
                   2248: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2249: For your firewall?
                   2250: <br>
                   2251: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2252: No.
                   2253: <br>
                   2254: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2255: No?
                   2256: <br>
                   2257: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2258: No, half my firewall.  It had an accident.
                   2259: <br>
                   2260: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   2261: You're off your chump.
                   2262: <br>
                   2263: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   2264: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43      deraadt  2265: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30      deraadt  2266: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
                   2267: listen to this!  Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
                   2268: <br>
                   2269: <br>
                   2270: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
                   2271: <br>
                   2272: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
                   2273: must ipso facto standard be<br>
                   2274: But standard it<br>
                   2275: needs to be free<br>
                   2276: vis a vis<br>
                   2277: the IETF<br>
                   2278: you see?<br>
                   2279: <br>
                   2280: But can VRRP<br>
                   2281: be said to be<br>
                   2282: or not to be<br>
                   2283: a standard, see,<br>
                   2284: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
                   2285: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
                   2286: <br>
                   2287: Singing...<br>
                   2288: <br>
                   2289: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
                   2290: VRRP ain't free.<br>
                   2291: O P E N B S D<br>
                   2292: CARP is free<br>
                   2293: <br>
                   2294: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
                   2295: let through IETF to mean<br>
                   2296: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
                   2297: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
                   2298: <br>
                   2299: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
                   2300: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
                   2301: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   2302: <br>
                   2303: 1 1 2,<br>
                   2304: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
                   2305: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   2306: <br>
                   2307: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
                   2308: bisected accidentally,<br>
                   2309: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
                   2310: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
                   2311: <br>
                   2312: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   2313: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   2314: <br>
                   2315: The End<br>
                   2316: <br>
                   2317: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
                   2318: <br>
                   2319: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
                   2320: <br>
                   2321: Geddy must be free.<br>
                   2322: <br>
                   2323: <br>
                   2324: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  2325: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30      deraadt  2326: </td></tr></table>
                   2327: <p>
                   2328: <em>
                   2329: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
                   2330: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
                   2331: <br>
1.34      otto     2332: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30      deraadt  2333: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37      deraadt  2334: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30      deraadt  2335: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2336: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
                   2337: <br>
                   2338: <br>
                   2339: </em>
                   2340:
                   2341: <hr>
1.20      deraadt  2342: <a name=34></a>
1.33      deraadt  2343: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
                   2344: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20      deraadt  2345: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2346: <tr>
                   2347: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33      deraadt  2348: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.4 or other items]</a><br>
1.20      deraadt  2349: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   2350: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2351: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2352: 3:30 minutes
1.118     deraadt  2353: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
                   2354: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20      deraadt  2355: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2356: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
                   2357: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20      deraadt  2358: <br>
                   2359: <br>
                   2360: <em>
                   2361: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26      deraadt  2362: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20      deraadt  2363: forces of the draconian government!
                   2364: <p>
                   2365: <br>
                   2366: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
                   2367: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
                   2368: of recent happenings.
                   2369: <p>
                   2370: Two years ago we became involved with the University
                   2371: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
                   2372: security research and development .. on things that
                   2373: we were already intending to do.  We provided ideas,
                   2374: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
                   2375: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
                   2376: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
                   2377: a middle-man.  We accepted funding based on the
                   2378: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
                   2379: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21      deraadt  2380: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20      deraadt  2381: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
                   2382: <p>
                   2383: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
                   2384: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
                   2385: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
                   2386: obligations.  Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67      jolan    2387: this sudden maneuver.  Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20      deraadt  2388: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55      tom      2389: newspaper The Globe &amp; Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20      deraadt  2390: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
                   2391: theft of oil.
                   2392: <p>
                   2393: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
                   2394: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
                   2395: <p>
                   2396: &quot;As a result of the DARPA review of the
                   2397: project, and due to world events and the evolving
                   2398: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
                   2399: the Government on April 21 advised the University
                   2400: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
                   2401: the project.&quot;
                   2402: <p>
                   2403: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
                   2404: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
                   2405: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
                   2406: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
                   2407: <p>
                   2408: Since the termination came near natural contract
                   2409: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
                   2410: than expected was sustained by the project.  Sponsors
                   2411: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
                   2412: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61      grunk    2413: proceeded as planned.  We even had T-shirts made with
1.20      deraadt  2414: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
                   2415: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
                   2416: <p>
                   2417: We could not make stories like this up.  So instead,
                   2418: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
                   2419: of Robin Hood.
                   2420: </em>
                   2421: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2422: <br>
                   2423: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   2424: <br>
                   2425: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
                   2426: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
                   2427: He had found the crusades<br>
                   2428: were an endless charade<br>
                   2429: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
                   2430: <br>
                   2431: <br>
                   2432: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
                   2433: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
                   2434: Clever chums they did find<br>
                   2435: other fish of their kind<br>
                   2436: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
                   2437: <br>
                   2438: <br>
                   2439: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
                   2440: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
                   2441: With CD's and their freedom<br>
                   2442: for to share online<br>
                   2443: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
                   2444: <br>
                   2445: <br>
                   2446: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
                   2447: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
                   2448: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
                   2449: to the teaming schools<br>
                   2450: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
                   2451: <br>
                   2452: <br>
                   2453: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   2454: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   2455: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   2456: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   2457: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   2458: Fish for never running<br>
                   2459: and making something good!<br>
                   2460: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   2461: <br>
                   2462: <br>
                   2463: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
                   2464: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
                   2465: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
                   2466: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
                   2467: Think he's a hero?<br>
                   2468: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24      deraadt  2469: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20      deraadt  2470: Read the Wanted poster<br>
                   2471: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
                   2472: We gettin' back the booty<br>
                   2473: or we take away your worms too<br>
                   2474: <br>
                   2475: <br>
                   2476: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
                   2477: Put on your glasses<br>
                   2478: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
                   2479: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
                   2480:  He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
                   2481: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
                   2482: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
                   2483: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
                   2484: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
                   2485: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
                   2486: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
                   2487: <br>
                   2488: <br>
                   2489: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25      deraadt  2490: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20      deraadt  2491: And took back all the booty<br>
                   2492: Puff intended for the poor<br>
                   2493: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
                   2494: <br>
                   2495: <br>
                   2496: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
                   2497: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
                   2498: He loaded all the loot<br>
                   2499:  to give it back and big surprise<br>
                   2500: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
                   2501: <br>
                   2502: <br>
                   2503: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   2504: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   2505: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   2506: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   2507: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   2508: Fish for never running<br>
                   2509: and making something good!<br>
                   2510: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   2511: <br>
                   2512:
                   2513: <br>
                   2514: <br>
                   2515: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  2516: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20      deraadt  2517: </td></tr></table>
                   2518: <p>
                   2519: <em>
                   2520: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
                   2521: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2522: <br>
                   2523: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
                   2524: <br>
                   2525: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55      tom      2526: Jonathan Lewis &amp; Peter Valchev.
1.20      deraadt  2527: <br>
                   2528: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
                   2529: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
                   2530: <br>
                   2531: </em>
                   2532:
1.23      jose     2533: <br>
                   2534: <hr>
1.11      deraadt  2535: <a name=33></a>
1.33      deraadt  2536: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
                   2537: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  2538: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2539: <tr>
                   2540: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33      deraadt  2541: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.3 or other items]</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2542: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   2543: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2544: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2545: 4:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  2546: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
                   2547: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2548: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2549: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
                   2550: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12      deraadt  2551: <br>
                   2552: <br>
1.14      deraadt  2553: <em>
1.69      deraadt  2554: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
                   2555: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12      deraadt  2556: <br>
1.69      deraadt  2557: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
                   2558: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
                   2559: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
                   2560: III processors.  We want documentation, because
                   2561: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
                   2562: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
                   2563: our new W^X security feature.  In the meantime,
                   2564: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
                   2565: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36      deraadt  2566: mode.<br>
                   2567: <br>
                   2568: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12      deraadt  2569: </em>
1.11      deraadt  2570: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   2571: Deep through the mists of time<br>
                   2572: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
                   2573: Back to the age of darkness<br>
                   2574: Black was the protocol<br>
                   2575: <p>
                   2576: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
                   2577: Spilling the blood of men<br>
                   2578: Then from the ocean came<br>
                   2579: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17      deraadt  2580: <br>
                   2581: <br>
1.11      deraadt  2582: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
                   2583: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
                   2584: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
                   2585: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
                   2586: <p>
                   2587: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
                   2588: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
                   2589: Constraints were slain as well<br>
                   2590: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
                   2591: <p>
                   2592: And there he found<br>
                   2593: His destiny<br>
                   2594: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
                   2595: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
                   2596: <p>
                   2597: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
                   2598: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
                   2599: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
                   2600: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
                   2601: <p>
                   2602: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
                   2603: For the wisdom of the One<br>
                   2604: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
                   2605: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
                   2606: <p>
                   2607: Broke down the guard<br>
                   2608: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18      deraadt  2609: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11      deraadt  2610: All alone and only bones<br>
                   2611: <p>
                   2612: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
                   2613: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
                   2614: And Puff, the land secured<br>
                   2615: The new King Barbarian!<br>
                   2616: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  2617: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11      deraadt  2618: </td></tr></table>
                   2619: <p>
                   2620: <em>
                   2621: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
                   2622: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed &amp; mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2623: <br>
                   2624: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
                   2625: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2626: </em>
                   2627:
                   2628: <br>
                   2629: <hr>
1.9       millert  2630: <a name=32></a>
1.33      deraadt  2631: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
                   2632: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  2633: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2634: <tr>
                   2635: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33      deraadt  2636: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.2 or other items]</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2637: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   2638: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2639: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2640: 3:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  2641: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
                   2642: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2643: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2644: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
                   2645: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.11      deraadt  2646: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9       millert  2647: Goldflipper<br>
                   2648: With golden skin<br>
                   2649: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
                   2650: He's the machine<br>
                   2651: Designed to dismember your life<br>
                   2652: <p>
                   2653: And the fish<br>
                   2654: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
                   2655: And the cat<br>
                   2656: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
                   2657: <p>
                   2658: Cyborg on a mission<br>
                   2659: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
                   2660: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
                   2661: <p>
                   2662: (short instrumental intro)
1.1       deraadt  2663: <p>
1.9       millert  2664: You'll need some machismo to<br>
                   2665: catch the spikey one<br>
                   2666: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
                   2667: make the system run<br>
1.1       deraadt  2668: <p>
1.9       millert  2669: But Flip's here for fun<br>
                   2670: and without a gun<br>
                   2671: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1       deraadt  2672: <p>
1.9       millert  2673: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
                   2674: such a sexy catch<br>
                   2675: Is she spying on him or<br>
                   2676: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1       deraadt  2677: <p>
1.9       millert  2678: Oh double seven<br>
                   2679: Send me to Heaven<br>
                   2680: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1       deraadt  2681: <p>
1.9       millert  2682: The women are fond<br>
                   2683: She knows what to do<br>
                   2684: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1       deraadt  2685: <p>
1.9       millert  2686: Goldflipper is gone<br>
                   2687: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11      deraadt  2688: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
                   2689: <br>
                   2690: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  2691: <p>
                   2692: <em>
1.9       millert  2693: Lyrics by Ty Semaka.  Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.1       deraadt  2694: <br>
1.9       millert  2695: Base &amp; drum programming, recording, mixing &amp; mastering by
                   2696: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson.  Sax by Dan Meichel.
                   2697: Trumpet &amp; Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1       deraadt  2698: </em>
                   2699:
                   2700: <br>
                   2701: <hr>
1.3       ian      2702: <a name=31></a>
1.33      deraadt  2703: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
                   2704: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  2705: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2706: <tr>
                   2707: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33      deraadt  2708: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.1 or other items]</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2709: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   2710: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2711: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2712: 3:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  2713: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
                   2714: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2715: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2716: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
                   2717: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.11      deraadt  2718: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1       deraadt  2719: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
                   2720: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
                   2721: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
                   2722: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
                   2723: <p>
                   2724: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   2725: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   2726: <p>
                   2727: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   2728: &Uuml;ber tragic<br>
                   2729: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   2730: <p>
                   2731: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
                   2732: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
                   2733: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
                   2734: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11      deraadt  2735: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1       deraadt  2736: <p>
                   2737: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   2738: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   2739: <p>
                   2740: Chorus
                   2741: <p>
                   2742: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
                   2743: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
                   2744: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
                   2745: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
                   2746: <p>
                   2747: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   2748: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   2749: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   2750: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   2751: <p>
                   2752: Chorus<br>
1.11      deraadt  2753: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  2754: <p>
                   2755: <em>
1.3       ian      2756: Produced &amp; Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1       deraadt  2757: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
                   2758: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
                   2759: <br>
1.3       ian      2760: Recorded &amp; Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1       deraadt  2761: <br>
                   2762: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2763: </em>
                   2764:
1.8       millert  2765: <br>
                   2766: <hr>
1.9       millert  2767: <a name=30></a>
1.33      deraadt  2768: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
                   2769: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  2770: <p>
                   2771: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
                   2772: <tr>
1.76      deraadt  2773: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33      deraadt  2774: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.0 or other items]</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2775: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   2776: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2777: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2778: 3:00 minutes
1.118     deraadt  2779: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
                   2780: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  2781: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2782: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
                   2783: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.11      deraadt  2784: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76      deraadt  2785: <br>
                   2786: <br>
1.9       millert  2787: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
                   2788: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8       millert  2789: <p>
1.9       millert  2790: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
                   2791: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8       millert  2792: <p>
1.9       millert  2793: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8       millert  2794: <p>
1.27      deraadt  2795: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9       millert  2796: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8       millert  2797: <p>
1.9       millert  2798: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8       millert  2799: <p>
1.16      deraadt  2800: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9       millert  2801: I'm secure by default<br>
                   2802: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8       millert  2803: <br>
1.11      deraadt  2804: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8       millert  2805: <br>
1.11      deraadt  2806: </td></tr></table>
                   2807: <p>
1.8       millert  2808: <em>
1.9       millert  2809: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced &amp; Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Wynn Gogol.
                   2810: <br>
                   2811: Written &amp; Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35      nick     2812: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals &amp; lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9       millert  2813: <br>
                   2814: Recorded, Mixed &amp; Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8       millert  2815: <br>
1.9       millert  2816: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8       millert  2817: </em>
                   2818:
1.1       deraadt  2819: <hr>
1.79      deraadt  2820: <a href="index.html"><img height="24" width="24" src="back.gif" border="0" alt="OpenBSD"></a>
                   2821: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">www@openbsd.org</a>
1.119   ! deraadt  2822: <br><small>$OpenBSD: lyrics.html,v 1.118 2009/09/09 16:38:59 deraadt Exp $</small>
1.79      deraadt  2823:
1.1       deraadt  2824: </body>
                   2825: </html>