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1.3 ian 17: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
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1.11 deraadt 19: <a name=33></a>
20: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3 Song: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
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24: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
25: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
26: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
27: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
28: <br>
29: <br>
30: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 ! deraadt 31: <br>
! 32: <br>
! 33: <br>
! 34: <br>
! 35: <em>
! 36: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
! 37: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
! 38: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III<br>
! 39: processors. We want documentation, because these are<br>
! 40: the fastest processors with a per-page eXecute bit<br>
! 41: in the MMU. In the meantime, the AMD Hammer has come<br>
! 42: onto the scene, and this processor supports an eXecute<br>
! 43: bit in 64-bit mode.<br>
! 44: </em>
! 45: <br>
1.11 deraadt 46: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
47: Deep through the mists of time<br>
48: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
49: Back to the age of darkness<br>
50: Black was the protocol<br>
51: <p>
52: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
53: Spilling the blood of men<br>
54: Then from the ocean came<br>
55: Puff the Barbarian<br>
56: <p>
57: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
58: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
59: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
60: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
61: <p>
62: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
63: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
64: Constraints were slain as well<br>
65: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
66: <p>
67: And there he found<br>
68: His destiny<br>
69: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
70: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
71: <p>
72: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
73: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
74: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
75: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
76: <p>
77: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
78: For the wisdom of the One<br>
79: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
80: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
81: <p>
82: Broke down the guard<br>
83: Cause math is hard<br>
84: Found McNealy on his throne<br>
85: All alone and only bones<br>
86: <p>
87: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
88: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
89: And Puff, the land secured<br>
90: The new King Barbarian!<br>
91: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
92: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
93: </td></tr></table>
94: <p>
95: <em>
96: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
97: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
98: <br>
99: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
100: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
101: </em>
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103: <br>
104: <hr>
1.9 millert 105: <a name=32></a>
1.11 deraadt 106: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.9 millert 107: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.2 Song: "Goldflipper"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 108: <tr>
109: <td valign="top" width="33%">
110: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
111: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 112: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
113: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 114: <br>
115: <br>
116: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
117: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 118: Goldflipper<br>
119: With golden skin<br>
120: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
121: He's the machine<br>
122: Designed to dismember your life<br>
123: <p>
124: And the fish<br>
125: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
126: And the cat<br>
127: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
128: <p>
129: Cyborg on a mission<br>
130: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
131: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
132: <p>
133: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 134: <p>
1.9 millert 135: You'll need some machismo to<br>
136: catch the spikey one<br>
137: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
138: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 139: <p>
1.9 millert 140: But Flip's here for fun<br>
141: and without a gun<br>
142: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 143: <p>
1.9 millert 144: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
145: such a sexy catch<br>
146: Is she spying on him or<br>
147: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 148: <p>
1.9 millert 149: Oh double seven<br>
150: Send me to Heaven<br>
151: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 152: <p>
1.9 millert 153: The women are fond<br>
154: She knows what to do<br>
155: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 156: <p>
1.9 millert 157: Goldflipper is gone<br>
158: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
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160: <br>
161: </td></tr></table>
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163: <em>
1.9 millert 164: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 165: <br>
1.9 millert 166: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
167: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
168: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 169: </em>
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172: <hr>
1.3 ian 173: <a name=31></a>
174: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.1 Song: "Systemagic"</font></h2>
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178: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
179: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 180: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
181: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 182: <br>
183: <br>
184: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
185: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 186: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
187: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
188: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
189: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
190: <p>
191: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
192: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
193: <p>
194: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
195: Über tragic<br>
196: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
197: <p>
198: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
199: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
200: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
201: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
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1.1 deraadt 203: <p>
204: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
205: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
206: <p>
207: Chorus
208: <p>
209: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
210: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
211: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
212: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
213: <p>
214: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
215: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
216: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
217: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
218: <p>
219: Chorus<br>
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1.1 deraadt 221: <p>
222: <em>
1.3 ian 223: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 224: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
225: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
226: <br>
1.3 ian 227: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 228: <br>
229: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
230: </em>
231:
1.8 millert 232: <br>
233: <hr>
1.9 millert 234: <a name=30></a>
235: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.0 Song: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 236: <p>
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240: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
241: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 242: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
243: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 244: <br>
245: <br>
246: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
247: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 248: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
249: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 250: <p>
1.9 millert 251: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
252: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 253: <p>
1.9 millert 254: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 255: <p>
1.9 millert 256: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little safety<br>
257: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 258: <p>
1.9 millert 259: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 260: <p>
1.9 millert 261: Stay of, stay off, stay off...<br>
262: I'm secure by default<br>
263: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 264: <br>
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1.8 millert 266: <br>
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268: <p>
1.8 millert 269: <em>
1.9 millert 270: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
271: <br>
272: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
273: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol, (programming).
274: <br>
275: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 276: <br>
1.9 millert 277: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 278: </em>
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