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1.3 ian 17: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
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1.11 deraadt 19: <a name=33></a>
20: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3 Song: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
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24: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
25: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
26: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
27: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
28: <br>
29: <br>
30: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 31: <br>
32: <br>
33: <br>
34: <em>
35: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
36: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
37: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III<br>
38: processors. We want documentation, because these are<br>
39: the fastest processors with a per-page eXecute bit<br>
1.13 ! deraadt 40: in the MMU, needed to fully support our new W^X security<br>
! 41: feature. In the meantime, the AMD Hammer has come<br>
1.12 deraadt 42: onto the scene, and this processor supports an eXecute<br>
1.13 ! deraadt 43: bit in 64-bit mode. And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 44: </em>
1.11 deraadt 45: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
46: Deep through the mists of time<br>
47: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
48: Back to the age of darkness<br>
49: Black was the protocol<br>
50: <p>
51: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
52: Spilling the blood of men<br>
53: Then from the ocean came<br>
54: Puff the Barbarian<br>
55: <p>
56: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
57: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
58: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
59: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
60: <p>
61: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
62: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
63: Constraints were slain as well<br>
64: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
65: <p>
66: And there he found<br>
67: His destiny<br>
68: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
69: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
70: <p>
71: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
72: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
73: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
74: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
75: <p>
76: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
77: For the wisdom of the One<br>
78: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
79: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
80: <p>
81: Broke down the guard<br>
82: Cause math is hard<br>
83: Found McNealy on his throne<br>
84: All alone and only bones<br>
85: <p>
86: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
87: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
88: And Puff, the land secured<br>
89: The new King Barbarian!<br>
90: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
91: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
92: </td></tr></table>
93: <p>
94: <em>
95: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
96: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
97: <br>
98: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
99: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
100: </em>
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102: <br>
103: <hr>
1.9 millert 104: <a name=32></a>
1.11 deraadt 105: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.9 millert 106: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.2 Song: "Goldflipper"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 107: <tr>
108: <td valign="top" width="33%">
109: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
110: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 111: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
112: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 113: <br>
114: <br>
115: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
116: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 117: Goldflipper<br>
118: With golden skin<br>
119: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
120: He's the machine<br>
121: Designed to dismember your life<br>
122: <p>
123: And the fish<br>
124: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
125: And the cat<br>
126: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
127: <p>
128: Cyborg on a mission<br>
129: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
130: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
131: <p>
132: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 133: <p>
1.9 millert 134: You'll need some machismo to<br>
135: catch the spikey one<br>
136: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
137: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 138: <p>
1.9 millert 139: But Flip's here for fun<br>
140: and without a gun<br>
141: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 142: <p>
1.9 millert 143: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
144: such a sexy catch<br>
145: Is she spying on him or<br>
146: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 147: <p>
1.9 millert 148: Oh double seven<br>
149: Send me to Heaven<br>
150: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 151: <p>
1.9 millert 152: The women are fond<br>
153: She knows what to do<br>
154: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 155: <p>
1.9 millert 156: Goldflipper is gone<br>
157: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
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159: <br>
160: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 161: <p>
162: <em>
1.9 millert 163: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 164: <br>
1.9 millert 165: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
166: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
167: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 168: </em>
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170: <br>
171: <hr>
1.3 ian 172: <a name=31></a>
173: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.1 Song: "Systemagic"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 174: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
175: <tr>
176: <td valign="top" width="33%">
177: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
178: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 179: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
180: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 181: <br>
182: <br>
183: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
184: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 185: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
186: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
187: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
188: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
189: <p>
190: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
191: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
192: <p>
193: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
194: Über tragic<br>
195: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
196: <p>
197: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
198: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
199: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
200: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
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1.1 deraadt 202: <p>
203: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
204: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
205: <p>
206: Chorus
207: <p>
208: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
209: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
210: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
211: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
212: <p>
213: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
214: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
215: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
216: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
217: <p>
218: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 219: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 220: <p>
221: <em>
1.3 ian 222: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 223: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
224: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
225: <br>
1.3 ian 226: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 227: <br>
228: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
229: </em>
230:
1.8 millert 231: <br>
232: <hr>
1.9 millert 233: <a name=30></a>
234: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.0 Song: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 235: <p>
236: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
237: <tr>
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239: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
240: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 241: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
242: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 243: <br>
244: <br>
245: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
246: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 247: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
248: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 249: <p>
1.9 millert 250: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
251: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 252: <p>
1.9 millert 253: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 254: <p>
1.9 millert 255: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little safety<br>
256: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 257: <p>
1.9 millert 258: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 259: <p>
1.9 millert 260: Stay of, stay off, stay off...<br>
261: I'm secure by default<br>
262: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 263: <br>
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1.8 millert 265: <br>
1.11 deraadt 266: </td></tr></table>
267: <p>
1.8 millert 268: <em>
1.9 millert 269: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
270: <br>
271: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
272: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol, (programming).
273: <br>
274: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 275: <br>
1.9 millert 276: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 277: </em>
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