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1.1 deraadt 17: <p>
1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 19: <p>
20:
21: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
22: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
23: Ty Semaka (our artist) and Theo borrow and mutate some theme (from a
1.108 deraadt 24: classical setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of
25: Puffy, to describe some event or controversy the project went through
26: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
27: Ty and his friend Jonathan Lewis build the song and bring in
28: additional hired musicians from around Calgary. Theo then gets the
29: pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1 deraadt 30:
1.20 deraadt 31: <p>
1.71 deraadt 32: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
33: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 34: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 35: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 36: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 37: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 38: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 39: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
40:
1.128 deraadt 41: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 42: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 43: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"<br>
1.127 deraadt 44: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
45: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
46: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
47: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
48: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
49: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 50: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
51: <br>
52: </td><td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 53: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 54: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 55: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 56: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 57: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
58: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
59: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
60: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
61: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 62: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 63: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 64: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 65: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
66: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 67: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 68: <br>
1.126 deraadt 69: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
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1.71 deraadt 71: </a>
1.126 deraadt 72: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
73: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
74: </a>
75: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
76: <p>
77: Click to order
78: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
79: and
80: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
81: <p>
82: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
83: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
84: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
85: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
86: <br clear=all>
87: <p>
88:
89: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 90: <a name=54></a>
91: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
92: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
93: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
94: <tr>
95: <td valign="top" width="30%">
96: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
97: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
98: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
99: <br>
100: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
101: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
102: <br>
103: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
104: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
105: <br>
106: <br>
107: <em>
108: do { to loop<br>
109: at least one time<br>
110: <br>
111: regexp,<br>
112: to match a chunk of text<br>
113: <br>
114: main, the name,<br>
115: by which I'm called<br>
116: <br>
117: for,<br>
118: another kind of loop<br>
119: <br>
120: sem,<br>
121: a way to block a thread<br>
122: <br>
123: log<br>
124: a func to follow sem<br>
125: <br>
126: t,<br>
1.138 ! guenther 127: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 128: <br>
129: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
130: <br>
131: </em>
132: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
133: <br>
134: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
135: <br>
136: <br>
137: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
138: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
139: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
140: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
141: <br>
142: <br>
143: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
144: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
145: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
146: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
147: <br>
148: <br>
149: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
150: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
151: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
152: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
153: <br>
154: <br>
155: (chorus)<br>
156: <br>
157: <br>
158: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
159: When I'm feeling mad<br>
160: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
161: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
162: <br>
163: <br>
164: (repeat)<br>
165: <br>
166: <br>
167: (chorus)<br>
168: <br>
169: <br>
170: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
171: When I'm feeling mad<br>
172: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
173: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
174: <br>
175: <br>
176: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
177: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
178: </td></tr></table>
179: <p>
180: <em>
181: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
182: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
183: <br>
184: <br>
185: </em>
186:
187: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 188: <a name=53></a>
189: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
190: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
191: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
192: <tr>
193: <td valign="top" width="30%">
194: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
195: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
196: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
197: <br>
198: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
199: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
200: <br>
201: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
202: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
203: <br>
204: <br>
205: <em>
206: ...
207: <br>
208: </em>
209: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
210: <br>
211: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
212: <br>
213: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
214: <br>
215: [laughs]<br>
216: <br>
217: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
218: <br>
219: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
220: <br>
221: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
222: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
223: <br>
224: Time to dump core.<br>
225: <br>
226: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
227: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
228: </td></tr></table>
229: <p>
230: <em>
231: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
232: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
233: <br>
234: <br>
235: </em>
236:
237: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 238: <a name=52></a>
239: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
240: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
241: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
242: <tr>
243: <td valign="top" width="30%">
244: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
245: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
246: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
247: <br>
248: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
249: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
250: <br>
251: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 252: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 253: <br>
254: <br>
255: <em>
1.132 beck 256: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
257: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
258: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
259: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
260: under particular Linux distributions.
261: <p>
262: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
263: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
264: <p>
265: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
266: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
267: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
268: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
269: <p>
270: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
271: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
272: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
273: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
274: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
275: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
276: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
277: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 278: <br>
279: </em>
280: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
281: <br>
282: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
283: <br>
1.132 beck 284: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
285: We are in every way Posix<br>
286: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
287: We won't need any other.<br>
288: <br>
289: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
290: It's better than the last you know<br>
291: Another million bits that changed<br>
292: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 293: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
294: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 295: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
296: <br>
297: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
298: Others can work around this hell<br>
299: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
300: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
301: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
302: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
303: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
304: We are Posix<br>
305: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
306: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 307: <br>
308: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
309: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
310: </td></tr></table>
311: <p>
312: <em>
313: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
314: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
315: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
316: Studios.
317: <br>
318: <br>
319: </em>
320:
321: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 322: <a name=51></a>
323: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
324: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
325: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
326: <tr>
327: <td valign="top" width="30%">
328: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
329: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
330: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
331: <br>
332: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
333: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
334: <br>
335: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
336: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
337: <br>
338: <br>
339: <em>
340: [no commentary yet]
341: <br>
342: </em>
343: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
344: <br>
345: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
346: <br>
347: If you've got a bug<br>
348: That you just can't shove<br>
349: Who ya gonna install?<br>
350: Bugbusters!<br>
351: <br>
352: Buffer overflow?<br>
353: Don't know where to go<br>
354: Who ya gonna install?<br>
355: Bugbusters!<br>
356: <br>
357: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
358: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
359: <br>
360: And you're off by one<br>
361: And it ain't no fun<br>
362: Who ya gonna install?<br>
363: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 364: <br>
1.126 deraadt 365: If your system's down<br>
366: And it makes you frown<br>
367: Who ya gonna install?<br>
368: Bugbusters!<br>
369: <br>
370: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
371: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
372: <br>
373: If you need a trace<br>
374: Gonna win that race<br>
375: Who ya gonna install?<br>
376: Bugbusters!<br>
377: <br>
378: If you got a crash<br>
379: And you got no cash<br>
380: Who ya gonna install?<br>
381: Bugbusters!<br>
382: <br>
383: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
384: <br>
385: <br>
386: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
387: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
388: </td></tr></table>
389: <p>
390: <em>
391: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
392: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
393: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
394: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
395: <br>
396: <br>
397: </em>
398:
399: <hr>
400: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
401: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
402: "Shut up and Hack"</a></font></h2>
403: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
404: <tr>
405: <td valign="top" width="30%">
406: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 407: This is an extra on
1.126 deraadt 408: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
409: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
410: <br>
411: <br>
412: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
413: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
414: <br>
415: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
416: <br>
417: <br>
418: <em>
419: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
420: <p>
421: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
422: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
423: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
424: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
425: <p>
426: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
427: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
428: We've placed this phrase
429: on <a href="http://openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
430: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
431: <p>
432: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
433: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
434: <p>
435: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
436: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
437: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
438: two bonus tracks).
439: <p>
440: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
441: </em>
442: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
443: <br>
444: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
445: Shut up and hack!<br>
446: In the hack room<br>
447: In the back room<br>
448: Wires everywhere<br>
449: <br>
450: At the tables<br>
451: Fingers able<br>
452: Take another dare!<br>
453: <br>
454: Close up your holes<br>
455: Pick up the slack!<br>
456: Get your head down!<br>
457: Shut up and hack!<br>
458: Close up your holes<br>
459: Pick up the slack!<br>
460: Get your head down!<br>
461: Shut up and hack!<br>
462: <br>
463: Coding faster<br>
464: You're the master<br>
465: of security<br>
466: <br>
467: In your t-shirts<br>
468: Hack till it hurts<br>
469: This is how to be free<br>
470: <br>
471: CHORUS<br>
472: <br>
473: Hit the pub now<br>
474: We're a club now<br>
475: Trading genius for free<br>
476: <br>
477: Have a laugh and<br>
478: Be a rock band<br>
479: This is how it should be!<br>
480: <br>
481: CHORUS<br>
482: <br>
483: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 484: <br>
485: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 486: <p>
1.104 deraadt 487:
488: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 489: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
490: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
491: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</a></font></h2>
492: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 493: This is an extra on
1.128 deraadt 494: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
495: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
496: <br>
497: <br>
498: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
499: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
500: <em>
501: <p>
502: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
503: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
504: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
505:
506: <p>
507: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
508: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
509: </em>
510: <br>
511: <p>
512:
513: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 514: <a name=50></a>
515: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
516: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
517: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
518: <tr>
519: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 520: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
521: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 522: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
523: <br>
1.126 deraadt 524: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 525: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
526: <br>
527: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
528: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
529: <br>
530: <br>
531: <em>
532: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
533: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
534: for us for many releases.<br>
535: This time I asked him to do some<br>
536: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
537: <br>
538: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
539: a parody magazine!<br>
540: <br>
541: </em>
542: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
543: <br>
544: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
545: <br>
546: What? Me Worry?<br>
547: Not with this stuff<br>
548: Nobody gettin' in<br>
549: Nobody get tough<br>
550: <br>
551: I'm a comic book kid<br>
552: Having fun in the woods<br>
553: Carving out toys<br>
554: and makin' em good<br>
555: <br>
556: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
557: I got so many tricks<br>
558: I got undercover agents<br>
559: Even out in the sticks<br>
560: <br>
561: Threw a brick through your window<br>
562: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
563: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
564: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 565: <br>
1.124 deraadt 566: Little black flies<br>
567: on a pile of GNU<br>
568: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
569: And Imma comin' for you<br>
570: <br>
1.125 sthen 571: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 572: That's my thang<br>
573: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
574: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
575: <br>
576: It's a mad mad world<br>
577: and number 5 is alive<br>
578: I gotta black submarine<br>
579: and I'm built to survive<br>
580: <br>
581: Threw a brick through your window<br>
582: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
583: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
584: And blocked out the sun<br>
585: <br>
586: Keep the source open<br>
587: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 588: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 589: Ya I don't need mix<br>
590: <br>
591: Got a stack o magazines<br>
592: In my treehouse club<br>
593: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
594: Its secure ya bub<br>
595: <br>
596: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
597: And a bubble gum tank<br>
598: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
599: some Open source stank<br>
600: <br>
601: Threw a brick through your window<br>
602: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
603: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
604: And blocked out the sun<br>
605: <br>
606: <br>
607: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
608: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
609: </td></tr></table>
610: <p>
611: <em>
612: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
613: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
614: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
615: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
616: <br>
617: <br>
618: </em>
619:
620: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 621: <a name=49></a>
622: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
623: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
624: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
625: <tr>
626: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 627: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
628: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 629: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
630: <br>
1.126 deraadt 631: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 632: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
633: <br>
634: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
635: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
636: <br>
637: <br>
638: <em>
639: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
640: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
641: <br>
642: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
643: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
644: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
645: <br>
646: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
647: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
648: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
649: <br>
650: BSD 4.2 was
651: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
652: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
653: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
654: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
655: virtual memory, etc.<br>
656: <br>
657: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
658: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
659: <br>
660: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
661: <br>
662: </em>
663: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
664: <br>
665: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
666: <br>
667: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
668: before you can call him a man?<br>
669: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
670: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
671: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
672: before they are forever banned?<br>
673: <br>
674: The answer my friend<br>
675: BSD 4.2<br>
676: The answer<br>
677: BSD 4.2<br>
678: <br>
679: How many years can a planet exist<br>
680: before it is paved by the V?<br>
681: How many years can some source code exist<br>
682: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
683: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
684: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
685: <br>
686: The answer my friend<br>
687: BSD 4.2<br>
688: The answer<br>
689: BSD 4.2<br>
690: <br>
691: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
692: to share what is already ours?<br>
693: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
694: To end up not getting far?<br>
695: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
696: before we can hear every star?<br>
697: <br>
698: The answer my friend<br>
699: BSD 4.2<br>
700: The answer<br>
701: BSD 4.2<br>
702: <br>
703: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
704: with ships that are silicon made<br>
705: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
706: our future is made in the shade<br>
707: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
708: Inside everything that we use?<br>
709: <br>
710: The answer my friend<br>
711: BSD 4.2<br>
712: The answer<br>
713: BSD 4.2<br>
714: <br>
715: <br>
716: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
717: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
718: </td></tr></table>
719: <p>
720: <em>
721: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
722: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
723: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
724: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
725: <br>
726: <br>
727: </em>
728:
729: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 730: <a name=48></a>
731: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
732: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
733: </a></font></h2>
734: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
735: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 736: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 737: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
738: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 739: an uncompressed copy of<br>
740: this song.<br>
741: <br>
742: [Instrumental]<br>
743: <br>
1.126 deraadt 744: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 745: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
746: <br>
747: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 748: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 749: <br>
750: <br>
751: <em>
752: [Sorry, no commentary]
753: <br>
754: </em>
755: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
756: <br>
757: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
758: <br>
759: <br>
760: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
761: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
762: </td></tr></table>
763: <p>
764: <em>
765: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
766: <br>
767: <br>
768: </em>
769:
770: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 771: <a name=47></a>
772: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
773: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
774: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
775: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 776: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 777: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
778: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 779: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
780: <br>
1.126 deraadt 781: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 782: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
783: <br>
784: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 785: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 786: <br>
787: <br>
788: <em>
789: [Sorry, no commentary]
790: <br>
791: </em>
792: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
793: <br>
794: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
795: <br>
796: Back when I was twenty<br>
797: They said I wouldn't last<br>
798: All that I believed in<br>
799: Were the teachings of the past<br>
800: <br>
801: All I ever wanted<br>
802: Was to keep the world secure<br>
803: And all the criticizing<br>
804: Was something I'd endure<br>
805: <br>
806: The changes that I've been through<br>
807: And the trials along the way<br>
808: The battle isn't over<br>
809: And I'm living day by day<br>
810: <br>
811: But I'm still here<br>
812: <br>
813: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
814: But I'm just being me<br>
815: With my filter I can hide<br>
816: My true identity<br>
817: <br>
818: One day when I was flying<br>
819: Across the open skies<br>
820: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
821: Had been weakened over time<br>
822: <br>
823: The server room was burning up<br>
824: And melting the array<br>
825: A little breath of cold air<br>
826: Was enough to save the day<br>
827: <br>
828: CHORUS:<br>
829: But I'm still here<br>
830: Better than I've ever been before<br>
831: I'm still free<br>
832: Close a window, open up a door<br>
833: I'm still me<br>
834: <br>
835: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
836: <br>
837: Now that I am older<br>
838: And I've been around so long<br>
839: The world is ever changing<br>
840: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
841: <br>
842: CHORUS:<br>
843: <br>
844: <br>
845: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
846: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
847: </td></tr></table>
848: <p>
849: <em>
850: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
851: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
852: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
853: <br>
854: <br>
855: </em>
856:
857: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 858: <a name=46></a>
859: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
860: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
861: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
862: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 863: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 864: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
865: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 866: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
867: <br>
1.126 deraadt 868: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 869: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 870: <br>
871: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 872: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 873: <br>
874: <br>
875: <em>
1.119 deraadt 876: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 877: <br>
878: </em>
879: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
880: <br>
881: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
882: <br>
883: Welcome to the future<br>
884: One very rich man<br>
885: runs the Earth with<br>
886: one multinational<br>
887: owns your stuff<br>
888: and owns your birth<br>
889: <br>
890: Everyone is armless<br>
891: Personal robots<br>
892: Do it all for you<br>
893: Sitting on your slug head<br>
894: One channel TV<br>
895: never gonna bore you<br>
896: <br>
897: CHORUS<br>
898: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
899: or a way to die<br>
900: while alive and a loser<br>
901: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 902: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 903: on the Planet of the Users<br>
904: <br>
905: Everyone is happy<br>
906: No more government<br>
907: No more media<br>
908: Only the Company<br>
909: Entertains you<br>
910: while it feeds you<br>
911: <br>
912: Soylent Green pap<br>
913: Eating your friends while<br>
914: shopping, buying<br>
915: Stupid applications<br>
916: Obsolete before you try them<br>
917: <br>
918: CHORUS<br>
919: <br>
920: Take me back<br>
921: Take me back<br>
922: Please<br>
923: Take me back<br>
924: <br>
925: Way back in my time<br>
926: Open source kept<br>
927: everyone choosing<br>
928: People knew the insides<br>
929: Of devices they were using<br>
930: <br>
931: Hackers had a doorway<br>
932: Now it's locked and<br>
933: dumbed down so much<br>
934: One button coma<br>
935: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
936: <br>
937: CHORUS<br>
938: <br>
939: <br>
940: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
941: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
942: </td></tr></table>
943: <p>
944: <em>
945: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
946: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
947: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
948: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
949: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
950: <br>
951: <br>
952: </em>
953:
954: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 955: <a name=45></a>
956: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
957: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
958: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
959: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 960: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 961: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
962: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 963: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
964: <br>
1.126 deraadt 965: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 966: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 967: <br>
968: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 969: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 970: <br>
971: <br>
972: <em>
1.119 deraadt 973: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 974: <br>
975: </em>
976: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
977: <br>
978: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
979: <br>
980: I love to hate my PC<br>
981: But now it's not so easy<br>
982: Just wanna get this job done<br>
983: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
984: <br>
985: You wanna know the truth?<br>
986: Intel's controlling you<br>
987: And Microsoft is too<br>
988: But this is nothing new<br>
989: <br>
990: With A.C.P.I.<br>
991: This endless mess so corporate<br>
992: Tangles and angles<br>
993: In what could be straight forward<br>
994: <br>
995: Lost connections<br>
996: Lost my mind<br>
997: It's such a waste of time<br>
998: <br>
999: CHORUS<br>
1000: <br>
1001: Now on the motherboard<br>
1002: Where all my life is stored<br>
1003: Playing with garbage there<br>
1004: With rules so unfair<br>
1005: <br>
1006: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1007: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1008: Forcing us all to play<br>
1009: Our progress interrupted<br>
1010: <br>
1011: Lost connections<br>
1012: Lost my mind<br>
1013: It's such a waste of time<br>
1014: <br>
1015: CHORUS<br>
1016: <br>
1017: Yes I'm a user<br>
1018: And I'm not the only one<br>
1019: I'm not a loser<br>
1020: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1021: <br>
1022: And we will find it<br>
1023: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1024: Map our devices<br>
1025: And we know what it'll take<br>
1026: <br>
1027: Lost connections<br>
1028: Lost my mind<br>
1029: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1030: <br>
1031: (bridge)<br>
1032: On and on<br>
1033: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1034: All and all<br>
1035: We are one<br>
1036: Clean the dream<br>
1037: Gone wrong<br>
1038: We are Tron<br>
1039: On and on and on<br>
1040: <br>
1041: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1042: <br>
1043: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1044: <br>
1045: CHORUS<br>
1046: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1047: <br>
1048: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1049: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1050: </td></tr></table>
1051: <p>
1052: <em>
1053: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1054: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1055: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.112 deraadt 1056: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1057: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1058: <br>
1059: <br>
1060: </em>
1061:
1062: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1063: <a name=44></a>
1064: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1065: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1066: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1067: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1068: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1069: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1070: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1071: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1072: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1073: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1074: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1075: <br>
1076: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1077: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1078: <br>
1079: <br>
1080: <em>
1081: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1082: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1083: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1084: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1085: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1086: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1087: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1088: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1089: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1090: probably not been read by enough people.
1091: <br>
1092: <br>
1093: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1094: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1095: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1096: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1097: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1098: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1099: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1100: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1101: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1102: <br>
1103: <br>
1104: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1105: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1106: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1107: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1108: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1109: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1110: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1111: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1112: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1113: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1114: <br>
1115: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1116: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1117: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1118: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1119: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1120: <br>
1121: <br>
1122: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1123: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1124: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1125: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1126: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1127: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1128: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1129: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1130: <br>
1131: <br>
1132: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1133: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1134: <br>
1135: </em>
1136: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1137: <br>
1138: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1139: <br>
1140: <center>
1141: <br>
1142: Source Wars<br>
1143: Episode IV<br>
1144: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1145: </center>
1146: <br>
1147: Not so very long ago<br>
1148: and not so far away<br>
1149: AT&T made system code<br>
1150: and gave some bits away<br>
1151: <br>
1152: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1153: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1154: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1155: for everyone on Earth<br>
1156: <br>
1157: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1158: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1159: And good old greed was back again<br>
1160: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1161: <br>
1162: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1163: sued BSDi from above<br>
1164: The code is free but<br>
1165: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1166: <br>
1167: The University came calling<br>
1168: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1169: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1170: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1171: <br>
1172: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1173: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1174: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1175: of BSD code all around<br>
1176: <br>
1177: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1178: of credit front to back<br>
1179: This broke the license USL<br>
1180: was using to attack<br>
1181: <br>
1182: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1183: and "settled" out of court<br>
1184: And UCB was big enough<br>
1185: to take it like a sport<br>
1186: <br>
1187: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1188: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1189: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1190: every book with proper dues<br>
1191: <br>
1192: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1193: apologetically<br>
1194: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1195: the same monopoly<br>
1196: <br>
1197: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1198: down if everybody saw<br>
1199: How greed became so big<br>
1200: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1201: <br>
1202: But only one community<br>
1203: the one that makes it tick<br>
1204: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1205: exposing hypocrites<br>
1206: <br>
1207: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1208: to tell the story right<br>
1209: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1210: and kept in shining light<br>
1211: <br>
1212: And may the source be with you<br>
1213: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1214: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1215: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1216: <br>
1217: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1218: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1219: </td></tr></table>
1220: <p>
1221: <em>
1222: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1223: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1224: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 1225: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1226: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1227: <br>
1228: <br>
1229: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1230:
1231: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1232: <a name=43></a>
1233: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1234: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1235: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1236: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1237: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1238: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1239: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1240: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1241: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1242: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1243: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1244: <br>
1245: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1246: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1247: <br>
1248: <br>
1249: <em>
1250: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1251: who is a lot like
1252: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1253: <br>
1254: <br>
1255: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1256: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1257: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1258: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1259: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1260: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1261: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1262: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1263: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1264: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1265: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1266: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1267: <br>
1268: <br>
1269: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1270: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1271: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1272: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1273: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1274: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1275: <br>
1276: <br>
1277: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1278: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1279: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1280: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1281: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1282: influence which he could use so falsely.
1283: <br>
1284: <br>
1285: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1286: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1287: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1288: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1289: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1290: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1291: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1292: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1293: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1294: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1295: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1296: <br>
1297: <br>
1298: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1299: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1300: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1301: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1302: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1303: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1304: <br>
1305: <br>
1306: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1307: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1308: follow their own stupid rules.
1309: </em>
1310: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1311: <br>
1312: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1313: <br>
1314:
1315: <br>
1316: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1317: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1318: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1319: Tempting harpies<br>
1320: 13 years of treachery<br>
1321: <br>
1322: <br>
1323: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1324: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1325: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1326: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1327: <br>
1328: <br>
1329: But something's wrong with them<br>
1330: They will not take our free wares<br>
1331: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1332: Why are you so scared?<br>
1333: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1334: <br>
1335: <br>
1336: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1337: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1338: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1339: There are many new laws"<br>
1340: <br>
1341: <br>
1.98 okan 1342: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1343: "Puffy!<br>
1344: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1345: <br>
1346: <br>
1347: "First rule one dictates<br>
1348: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1349: <br>
1350: <br>
1351: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1352: <br>
1353: <br>
1354: "And rule two dictates<br>
1355: You must give it to me<br>
1356: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1357: <br>
1358: <br>
1359: "The list goes on of course<br>
1360: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1361: <br>
1362: <br>
1363: "This is madness!<br>
1364: He has lost his mind!<br>
1365: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1366: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1367: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1368: <br>
1369: <br>
1370: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1371: <br>
1372: <br>
1373: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1374: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1375: </td></tr></table>
1376: <p>
1377: <em>
1378: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1379: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1380: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1381: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1382: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.112 deraadt 1383: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1384: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1385: <br>
1386: <br>
1387: </em>
1388:
1389: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1390: <a name=42></a>
1391: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1392: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1393: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1394: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1395: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1396: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1397: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1398: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1399: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1400: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1401: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1402: <br>
1403: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1404: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1405: <br>
1406: <br>
1407: <em>
1408: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1409: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1410: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1411: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1412: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1413: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1414: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1415: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1416: away from the ideals very quickly.
1417: <p>
1.93 jmc 1418: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1419: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1420: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1421: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1422: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1423: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1424: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1425: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1426: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1427: <p>
1428: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1429: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1430: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1431: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1432: led to other issues.
1433: <p>
1434: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1435: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1436: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1437: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1438: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1439: <p>
1440: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1441: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1442: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1443: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1444: projects.
1445: <p>
1446: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1447: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1448: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1449: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1450: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1451: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1452: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1453: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1454: not for their agenda.
1455: <p>
1456: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1457: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1458: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1459: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1460: <p>
1461: </em>
1462: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1463: <br>
1464: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1465: <br>
1466: The starting line is nervous<br>
1467: we burst upon the course<br>
1468: Electric is our passion<br>
1469: An open hearted force<br>
1470: <br>
1471: The water's full of dangers<br>
1472: That interrupt the flow<br>
1473: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1474: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1475: <br>
1476: *Give and get back some<br>
1477: Sharing it all<br>
1478: Path we know best<br>
1479: we're having a ball<br>
1480: Opulent mission<br>
1481: Lost in our passion<br>
1482: You can still choose<br>
1483: If you don't swim to win<br>
1484: you'll never lose*<br>
1485: <br>
1486: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1487: <br>
1488: The window is a wall by now<br>
1489: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1490: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1491: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1492: <br>
1493: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1494: Flies too close to itself<br>
1495: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1496: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1497: <br>
1498: *CHORUS*<br>
1499: <br>
1500: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1501: <br>
1502: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
1503: but this is not a race<br>
1504: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
1505: for first or second place<br>
1506: <br>
1507: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
1508: Were traded for real goals<br>
1509: The vision and the mission lost<br>
1510: For those with corporate souls<br>
1511: <br>
1512: *Give and get back some<br>
1513: Sharing it all<br>
1514: Path we know best<br>
1515: we're having a ball<br>
1516: Give and get zeros<br>
1517: Give and get ones<br>
1518: Given to you but<br>
1519: Not you to us<br>
1520: Opulent mission<br>
1521: Lost in our passion<br>
1522: You can still choose<br>
1523: If you don't swim to win<br>
1524: you'll never lose<br>
1525: You'll never lose*<br>
1526: <br>
1527: <br>
1528: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1529: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
1530: </td></tr></table>
1531: <p>
1532: <em>
1533: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.112 deraadt 1534: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1535: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 1536: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1537: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
1538: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
1539: <br>
1540: <br>
1541: </em>
1542:
1543: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 1544: <a name=41></a>
1545: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
1546: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
1547: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1548: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1549: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1550: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1551: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 1552: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1553: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1554: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1555: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 1556: <br>
1557: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
1558: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1559: <br>
1560: <br>
1561: <em>
1562: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
1563: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
1564: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
1565: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
1566: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
1567: device support.
1568: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 1569: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 1570: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
1571: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
1572: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
1573: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
1574: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
1575: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
1576: weird, or even buggy.
1577: <p>
1578: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
1579: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
1580: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
1581: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
1582: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
1583: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 1584: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 1585: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
1586: OpenBSD, either).
1587: <p>
1588: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
1589: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
1590: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
1591: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
1592: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 1593: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 1594: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
1595: <p>
1.82 jsg 1596: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 1597: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 1598: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
1599: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1600: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
1601: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
1602: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
1603: would be fantastic by now.
1604: <p>
1605: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 1606: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 1607: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1608: </em>
1609: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1610: <br>
1611: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1612: <br>
1613: Here's an old story ...<br>
1614: <br>
1615: <br>
1616: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
1617: We all know the details<br>
1618: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
1619: some serious loot,<br>
1620: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
1621: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
1622: The little guy who<br>
1623: did the best with what he had<br>
1624: <br>
1625: <br>
1626: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
1627: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
1628: in moderation<br>
1629: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
1630: <br>
1631: <br>
1632: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
1633: never give him the password<br>
1634: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1635: stop - being - his brother.<br>
1636: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 1637: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 1638: So do the best with what you have<br>
1639: <br>
1640: <br>
1641: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
1642: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
1643: But unlike Vendors,<br>
1644: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1645: <br>
1646: <br>
1647: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
1648: Look upon their words and despair<br>
1649: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
1650: then made him better off dead<br>
1651: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1652: <br>
1653: <br>
1654: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
1655: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
1656: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
1657: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
1658: for each consecutive cut<br>
1659: But with the salty water of labour<br>
1660: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1661: <br>
1662: <br>
1663: It's not whether you're well off<br>
1664: it's where you dig the well<br>
1665: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
1666: the little guy does right<br>
1667: <br>
1668: <br>
1669: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1670: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
1671: </td></tr></table>
1672: <p>
1673: <em>
1.112 deraadt 1674: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1675: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1676: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 1677: <br>
1678: <br>
1679: </em>
1680:
1681: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1682: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.76 deraadt 1683: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
1684: "OpenVOX"</a></font></h2>
1685: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1686: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1687: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1688: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1689: This is the extra song on the
1690: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1691: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
1692: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1693: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1694: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1695: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1696: <br>
1697: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1698: <br>
1699: <br>
1700: <em>
1.126 deraadt 1701: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
1702: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 1703: <p>
1704: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
1705: and music for each OpenBSD release.
1706: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
1707: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 1708: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1709: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1.111 deraadt 1710: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
1711: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1712: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
1713: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
1714: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 1715: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1716: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 1717: </em>
1718: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1719: <br>
1720: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1721: Be Open<br>
1722: Be Vocal<br>
1723: Stay Open<br>
1724: Stay Vocal<br>
1725: <br>
1726: (repeat)<br>
1727: <br>
1728: OpenBSD<br>
1729: <br>
1730: Twice a year,<br>
1731: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
1732: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
1733: and take strips out of liars.<br>
1734: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
1735: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
1736: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 1737: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 1738: and a license application<br>
1739: is a fishybomination<br>
1740: and a random allocation<br>
1741: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
1742: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
1743: OK stop.<br>
1744: I get it.<br>
1745: Some asshole lied.<br>
1746: <br>
1747: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 1748: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 1749: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
1750: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
1751: in the cyber cider documation<br>
1752: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
1753: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
1754: OK stop.<br>
1755: I get it.<br>
1756: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1757: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
1758: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
1759: I get it.<br>
1760: Where's my pencils?<br>
1761: Bring me my mic!<br>
1762: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1763: Be Open<br>
1764: Be Vocal<br>
1765: Stay Open<br>
1766: Stay Vocal<br>
1767: <br>
1768: (repeat)<br>
1769: <br>
1770: Then he has another beer and<br>
1771: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
1772: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
1773: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
1774: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
1775: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
1776: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
1777: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
1778: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
1779: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
1780: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
1781: every time, every song!<br>
1782: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
1783: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
1784: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
1785: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
1786: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1787: <br>
1788: (beat boxin')<br>
1789: <br>
1790: <br>
1791: </td></tr></table>
1792: <p>
1793: <em>
1794: <br>
1795: </em>
1796:
1797: <hr>
1798: <a name=40></a>
1799: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
1800: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
1801: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1802: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1803: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1804: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1805: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 1806: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1807: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1808: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1809: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1810: <br>
1811: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
1812: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
1813: <br>
1814: <br>
1815: <em>
1816: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 1817: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 1818: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 1819: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 1820: <br>
1821: <br>
1822: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 1823: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
1824: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 1825: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
1826: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
1827: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
1828: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
1829: <br>
1830: <br>
1831: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
1832: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
1833: <br>
1834: <br>
1835: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
1836: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
1837: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
1838: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
1839: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 1840: <br>
1841: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1842: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
1843: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 1844: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
1845: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
1846: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 1847: <br>
1848: <br>
1849: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
1850: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
1851: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
1852: other developers.
1853: </em>
1854: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1855: <br>
1856: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1857: <br>
1858: <br>
1859: <br>
1860: Humppa negala<br>
1861: Humppa negala<br>
1862: Humppa negala<br>
1863: Venismechah<br>
1864: <br>
1865: Humppa negala<br>
1866: Humppa negala<br>
1867: Humppa negala<br>
1868: Venismechah<br>
1869: <br>
1870: Humppa neranenah<br>
1871: Humppa neranenah<br>
1872: Humppa neranenah<br>
1873: Venismechah<br>
1874: <br>
1875: Humppa neranenah<br>
1876: Humppa neranenah<br>
1877: Humppa neranenah<br>
1878: Venismechah<br>
1879: <br>
1880: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1881: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1882: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1883: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1884: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1885: uru achim!<br>
1886: uru achim!<br>
1887: OpenBSD!<br>
1888: <br>
1889: <br>
1890: (circus torture)<br>
1891: <br>
1892: <br>
1893: Humppa negala<br>
1894: Humppa negala<br>
1895: Humppa negala<br>
1896: Venismechah<br>
1897: <br>
1898: Humppa negala<br>
1899: Humppa negala<br>
1900: Humppa negala<br>
1901: Venismechah<br>
1902: <br>
1903: Humppa neranenah<br>
1904: Humppa neranenah<br>
1905: Humppa neranenah<br>
1906: Venismechah<br>
1907: <br>
1908: Humppa neranenah<br>
1909: Humppa neranenah<br>
1910: Humppa neranenah<br>
1911: Venismechah<br>
1912: <br>
1913: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1914: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1915: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1916: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1917: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1918: uru achim!<br>
1919: uru achim!<br>
1920: OpenBSD!<br>
1921: <br>
1922: <br>
1923: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1924: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
1925: </td></tr></table>
1926: <p>
1927: <em>
1.90 deraadt 1928: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76 deraadt 1929: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.112 deraadt 1930: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1931: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1932: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 1933: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 1934: <br>
1935: <br>
1936: </em>
1937:
1938: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 1939: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 1940: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 1941: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
1942: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1943: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1944: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1945: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1946: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 1947: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1948: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1949: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1950: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 1951: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1952: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1953: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 1954: <br>
1955: <br>
1956: <em>
1957: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
1958: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
1959: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
1960: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
1961: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
1962: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
1963: <br>
1964: <br>
1965: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
1966: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
1967: <br>
1968: <br>
1969: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
1970: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
1971: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
1972: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
1973: <br>
1974: <br>
1975: <ul>
1976: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
1977: at any time.<br>
1978: <br>
1979: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
1980: <br>
1981: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
1982: <br>
1983: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
1984: <br>
1985: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
1986: <br>
1987: <li>
1988: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
1989: less portable.<br>
1990: <br>
1991: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
1992: </ul>
1993: <br>
1994: <br>
1995: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
1996: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
1997: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
1998: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
1999: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
2000: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
2001: </em>
2002: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2003: <br>
2004: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2005: <br><br><br>
2006: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2007: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2008: there was nothin' shady<br>
2009: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2010: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2011: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2012: <br>
2013: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2014: blah blah blah<br>
2015: Blah!<br>
2016: <br>
2017: <br>
2018: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2019: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2020: <br>
2021: <br>
2022: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2023: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2024: with a drop of goo<br>
2025: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2026: But by the time he graduated<br>
2027: Blob was business slime!<br>
2028: <br>
2029: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2030: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2031: blah blah<br>
2032: <br>
2033: <br>
2034: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2035: <br>
2036: <br>
2037: Now everybody had it<br>
2038: they was drivin' around<br>
2039: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2040: for convenience now<br>
2041: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2042: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2043: <br>
2044: <br>
2045: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2046: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2047: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2048: blah blah<br>
2049: <br>
2050: <br>
2051: It's linkin' time!<br>
2052: <br>
2053: <br>
2054: Now it was out of control<br>
2055: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2056: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2057: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2058: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2059: <br>
2060: <br>
2061: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2062: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2063: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2064: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2065: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2066: <br>
2067: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2068: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2069: And he battled the Blob<br>
2070: who had crossed the line<br>
2071: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2072: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2073: <br>
2074: <br>
2075: But it was too late!<br>
2076: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2077: He wants your video!<br>
2078: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2079: He wants your drive!<br>
2080: He wants it all!!<br>
2081: <br>
2082: <br>
2083: Somebody help us!<br>
2084: Noooooooo!<br>
2085: NVIDIA!<br>
2086: Intel!<br>
2087: Atheros!<br>
2088: 3-Ware!<br>
2089: VIA!<br>
2090: ATI!<br>
2091: Broadcom!<br>
2092: TI!<br>
2093: Myricom!<br>
2094: HighPoint!<br>
2095: Adaptec!<br>
2096: Mylex!<br>
2097: ICP Vortex!<br>
2098: and IBM!<br>
2099: Takin' over the world!<br>
2100: <br>
2101: <br>
2102: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2103: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2104: </td></tr></table>
2105: <p>
2106: <em>
2107: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2108: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2109: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2110: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2111: Theo de Raadt.
2112: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2113: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2114: Drums by Jim Buick.
2115: <br>
2116: <br>
2117: </em>
2118:
2119: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2120: <a name=38></a>
2121: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2122: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2123: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2124: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2125: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2126: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2127: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2128: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2129: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2130: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2131: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2132: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2133: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2134: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2135: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2136: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2137: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2138: <br>
2139: <br>
2140: <em>
2141: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2142: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2143: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2144: their devices.
2145: <p>
2146: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2147: for the
1.70 steven 2148: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2149: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2150: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2151: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2152: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2153: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2154: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2155: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2156: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2157: <p>
2158: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2159: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2160: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2161: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2162: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2163: "quality" to show its head.
2164: <p>
2165: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2166: <br>
2167: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2168: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2169: <li>Repair
2170: </ul>
2171: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2172: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2173: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2174: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2175: <p>
2176: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2177: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2178: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2179: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2180: <p>
2181: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2182: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2183: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2184: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2185: <p>
2186: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2187: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2188: the AMI controllers.
2189: <p>
2190: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2191: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2192: basic RAID management:
2193: <ul>
2194: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2195: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2196: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2197: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2198: </ul>
2199: <p>
2200: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2201: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2202: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2203: <p>
2204: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2205: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2206: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2207: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2208: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2209: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2210: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2211: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2212: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2213: controllers.
2214: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2215: would not get documentation, either.
2216: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2217: look saintly.
2218: <p>
2219: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2220: in OpenBSD, please buy
2221: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2222: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2223: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2224: will just work</a>.
2225: <p>
2226: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2227: <br>
2228: </em>
2229: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2230: <br>
2231: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2232: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2233: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2234: <br>
2235: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2236: <br>
2237: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2238: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2239: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2240: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2241: <br>
2242: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2243: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2244: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2245: <br>
2246: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2247: <br>
2248: <br>
2249: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2250: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2251: <br>
2252: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2253: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2254: <br>
2255: <br>
2256: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2257: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2258: <br>
2259: <br>
2260: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2261: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2262: <br>
2263: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2264: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2265: <br>
2266: <br>
2267: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2268: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2269: <br>
2270: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2271: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2272: <br>
2273: <br>
2274: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2275: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2276: there before him
2277: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2278: secure operating system,
2279: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2280: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2281: <br>
2282: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2283: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2284: <br>
2285: <br>
2286: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2287: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2288: </td></tr></table>
2289: <p>
2290: <em>
2291: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2292: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2293: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.112 deraadt 2294: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2295: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2296: <br>
2297: <br>
2298: </em>
2299:
2300: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2301: <a name=37></a>
2302: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2303: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2304: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2305: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2306: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2307: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2308: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2309: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2310: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2311: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2312: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2313: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2314: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2315: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2316: <br>
2317: <br>
2318: <em>
2319: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2320: good device support.<br>
2321: <br>
2322: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2323: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2324: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2325: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2326: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2327: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2328: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2329: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2330: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2331: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2332: <br>
2333: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2334: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2335: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2336: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2337: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2338: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2339: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2340: <br>
2341: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2342: <br>
2343: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2344: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2345: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2346: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2347: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2348: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2349: <br>
2350:
2351: Want to help us? Avoid
2352: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2353: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2354: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2355: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2356: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2357: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2358: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2359: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2360: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2361: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2362: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2363: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2364: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2365: <br>
2366: <br>
2367: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2368: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2369: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2370: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2371: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2372: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2373: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2374: development information for all, but are even going further and
2375: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2376: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2377: <br>
2378: </em>
2379: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2380: <br>
2381: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2382: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2383: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2384: send out the alarm<br>
2385: and the shit storm flies<br>
2386: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2387: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2388: twisting up a ride<br>
2389: to the land of OS<br>
2390: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2391: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2392: The open slippers red are<br>
2393: Hers to take<br>
2394: <br>
1.53 otto 2395: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2396: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2397: <br>
2398: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2399: To get yourself back home<br>
2400: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2401: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2402: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2403: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2404: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2405: You'll never lose<br>
2406: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2407: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2408: lazy and insane<br>
2409: but they sang OK<br>
2410: <br>
1.53 otto 2411: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2412: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2413: <br>
2414: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2415: The city glows<br>
2416: It's positively green<br>
2417: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2418: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2419: <br>
2420: Go to the west<br>
2421: You must pass the test<br>
2422: For me<br>
2423: Bring me the ride<br>
2424: of the witch I despise<br>
2425: And you'll be free<br>
2426: <br>
2427: You don't need the broom<br>
2428: You don't need the shoes<br>
2429: You don't need the wiz<br>
2430: You will never lose<br>
2431: You have all you need<br>
2432: You always had heart<br>
2433: You always had courage<br>
2434: Did somebody fart?<br>
2435: You always had brains<br>
2436: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2437: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2438: But you've got some balls<br>
2439: So double click heels<br>
2440: and work with Taiwan<br>
2441: And speak to your doggie<br>
2442: You're already gone....<br>
2443: <br>
2444: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2445: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2446: </td></tr></table>
2447: <p>
2448: <em>
2449: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2450: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2451: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2452: Semaka,
2453: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2454: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2455: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
2456: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2457: <br>
2458: <br>
2459: </em>
2460:
2461: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2462: <a name=36></a>
2463: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2464: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2465: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2466: <tr>
2467: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2468: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2469: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2470: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2471: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2472: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2473: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2474: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2475: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2476: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2477: <br>
2478: <br>
2479: <em>
2480: What is up with some free software providers?!
2481: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2482: <p>
2483: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2484: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2485: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2486: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2487: going to remember them in the end.
2488: <p>
2489: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2490: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2491: offerings in the last few years:
2492: <ul>
2493: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2494: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2495: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2496: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2497: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2498: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2499: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2500: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2501: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2502: <p>
2503: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2504: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2505: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2506: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2507: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2508: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2509: <p>
2510: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2511: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2512: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2513: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2514: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2515: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2516: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
2517: </ul>
2518: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
2519: others who will follow them:
2520: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
2521: replace it.
2522: <br>
2523: </em>
2524: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2525: <br>
2526: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2527: <br>
2528: <br>
2529: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
2530: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
2531: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
2532: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
2533: <p>
2534: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 2535: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 2536: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
2537: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
2538: <p>
2539: <br>
2540: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
2541: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
2542: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
2543: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
2544: <p>
2545: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
2546: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
2547: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
2548: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
2549: <p>
2550: <br>
2551: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
2552: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 2553: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 2554: So he fought the fight<br>
2555: and he set things right<br>
2556: With his OpenBSD<br>
2557: <p>
2558: <br>
2559: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
2560: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
2561: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
2562: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
2563: <p>
2564: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
2565: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
2566: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
2567: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
2568: <p>
2569: <br>
2570: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
2571: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 2572: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2573: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
2574: <p>
2575: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
2576: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
2577: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
2578: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
2579: <p>
2580: <br>
2581: CHORUS<br>
2582: <p>
2583: <br>
2584: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
2585: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
2586: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 2587: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2588: <p>
2589: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
2590: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
2591: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
2592: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
2593: <p>
2594: <br>
2595: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 2596: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2597: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
2598: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
2599: <p>
2600: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
2601: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 2602: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
2603: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2604: <p>
2605: <br>
2606: CHORUS<br>
2607: <br>
2608: <p>
2609: That's right!<br>
2610: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
2611: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
2612: <br>
2613: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2614: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 2615: </td></tr></table>
2616: <p>
2617: <em>
2618: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
2619: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
2620: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2621: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 2622: <br>
2623: <br>
2624: </em>
2625:
2626: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 2627: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 2628: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
2629: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 2630: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2631: <tr>
2632: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2633: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2634: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 2635: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 2636: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2637: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2638: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 2639: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2640: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
2641: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 2642: <br>
2643: <br>
2644: <em>
2645: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
2646: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
2647: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
2648: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
2649: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
2650: <p>
2651: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
2652: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
2653: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
2654: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
2655: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
2656: sessions. Our
2657: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
2658: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
2659: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
2660: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
2661: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
2662: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
2663: <p>
2664: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
2665: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
2666: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
2667: Redundancy Protocol); on
2668: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
2669: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
2670: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
2671: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
2672: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
2673: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
2674: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.122 deraadt 2675: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 2676: There was much deliberation</a>
2677: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
2678: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
2679: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
2680: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
2681: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
2682: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
2683: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
2684: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
2685: eh?
2686: <p>
2687: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
2688: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
2689: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
2690: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
2691: claim patent rights.
2692: <p>
2693: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
2694: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
2695: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
2696: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
2697: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
2698: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
2699: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
2700: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
2701: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 2702: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 2703: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
2704: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
2705: <p>
2706: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
2707: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
2708: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
2709: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
2710: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 2711: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 2712: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
2713: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
2714: like all others, except against the community.
2715: <p>
2716: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
2717: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
2718: <p>
2719: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
2720: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
2721: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
2722: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
2723: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
2724: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
2725: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
2726: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
2727: it to use cryptography.
2728: <p>
2729: The combination of
2730: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
2731: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
2732: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
2733: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
2734: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
2735: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
2736: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
2737: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
2738: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
2739: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
2740: <p>
2741: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
2742: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
2743: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
2744: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
2745: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
2746: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
2747: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
2748: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
2749: <p>
2750: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
2751: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
2752: <br>
2753: </em>
2754: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2755: <br>
2756: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2757: <br>
2758: <br>
2759: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2760: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
2761: <br>
2762: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2763: A what?
2764: <br>
2765: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2766: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
2767: <br>
2768: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2769: Well, it's free isn't it?
2770: <br>
2771: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2772: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
2773: <br>
2774: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2775: What?
2776: <br>
2777: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2778: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
2779: <br>
2780: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2781: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
2782: <br>
2783: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2784: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
2785: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
2786: <br>
2787: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2788: You must be a looney.
2789: <br>
2790: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2791: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
2792: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
2793: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
2794: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
2795: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
2796: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
2797: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
2798: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
2799: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
2800: <br>
2801: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2802: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
2803: <br>
2804: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2805: Yes.
2806: <br>
2807: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2808: For a free redundancy protocol?
2809: <br>
2810: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2811: Yes.
2812: <br>
2813: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2814: You are a looney.
2815: <br>
2816: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2817: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
2818: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
2819: VRRP.
2820: <br>
2821: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2822: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
2823: <br>
2824: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 2825: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 2826: <br>
2827: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2828: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
2829: <br>
2830: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2831: Yes there is!
2832: <br>
2833: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2834: Isn't!
2835: <br>
2836: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2837: Is!
2838: <br>
2839: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2840: Isn't!
2841: <br>
2842: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2843: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
2844: <br>
2845: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2846: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
2847: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
2848: <br>
2849: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2850: The man didn't have the right form.
2851: <br>
2852: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2853: What man?
2854: <br>
2855: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2856: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
2857: <br>
2858: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2859: The looney detector van, you mean.
2860: <br>
2861: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2862: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
2863: <br>
2864: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2865: What redundancy detector van?
2866: <br>
2867: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2868: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
2869: <br>
2870: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2871: Cizzz-coeee?
2872: <br>
2873: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2874: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
2875: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
2876: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
2877: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
2878: <br>
2879: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 2880: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 2881: <br>
2882: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2883: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
2884: <br>
2885: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2886: What PIX?
2887: <br>
2888: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2889: The PIX I'm replacing!
2890: <br>
2891: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2892: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
2893: license it?
2894: <br>
2895: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2896: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
2897: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
2898: <br>
2899: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2900: No they didn't!
2901: <br>
2902: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2903: Did!
2904: <br>
2905: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2906: Didn't!
2907: <br>
2908: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2909: Did, did, did and did!
2910: <br>
2911: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2912: Oh, all right.
2913: <br>
2914: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2915: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
2916: license?
2917: <br>
2918: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2919: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
2920: <br>
2921: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2922: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
2923: <br>
2924: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2925: A license?
2926: <br>
2927: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2928: Yes.
2929: <br>
2930: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2931: For your firewall?
2932: <br>
2933: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2934: No.
2935: <br>
2936: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2937: No?
2938: <br>
2939: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2940: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
2941: <br>
2942: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2943: You're off your chump.
2944: <br>
2945: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2946: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 2947: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 2948: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
2949: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
2950: <br>
2951: <br>
2952: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
2953: <br>
2954: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
2955: must ipso facto standard be<br>
2956: But standard it<br>
2957: needs to be free<br>
2958: vis a vis<br>
2959: the IETF<br>
2960: you see?<br>
2961: <br>
2962: But can VRRP<br>
2963: be said to be<br>
2964: or not to be<br>
2965: a standard, see,<br>
2966: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
2967: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
2968: <br>
2969: Singing...<br>
2970: <br>
2971: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
2972: VRRP ain't free.<br>
2973: O P E N B S D<br>
2974: CARP is free<br>
2975: <br>
2976: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
2977: let through IETF to mean<br>
2978: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
2979: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
2980: <br>
2981: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
2982: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
2983: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2984: <br>
2985: 1 1 2,<br>
2986: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
2987: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2988: <br>
2989: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
2990: bisected accidentally,<br>
2991: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
2992: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
2993: <br>
2994: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2995: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2996: <br>
2997: The End<br>
2998: <br>
2999: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3000: <br>
3001: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3002: <br>
3003: Geddy must be free.<br>
3004: <br>
3005: <br>
3006: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3007: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3008: </td></tr></table>
3009: <p>
3010: <em>
3011: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3012: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
3013: <br>
1.34 otto 3014: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3015: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3016: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3017: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3018: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3019: <br>
3020: <br>
3021: </em>
3022:
3023: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3024: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3025: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3026: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3027: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3028: <tr>
3029: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3030: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3031: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3032: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3033: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3034: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3035: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3036: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3037: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3038: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3039: <br>
3040: <br>
3041: <em>
3042: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3043: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3044: forces of the draconian government!
3045: <p>
3046: <br>
3047: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3048: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3049: of recent happenings.
3050: <p>
3051: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3052: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3053: security research and development .. on things that
3054: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3055: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3056: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3057: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3058: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3059: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3060: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3061: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3062: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3063: <p>
3064: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3065: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3066: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3067: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3068: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3069: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3070: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3071: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3072: theft of oil.
3073: <p>
3074: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3075: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3076: <p>
3077: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3078: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3079: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3080: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3081: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3082: the project."
3083: <p>
3084: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3085: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3086: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3087: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3088: <p>
3089: Since the termination came near natural contract
3090: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3091: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3092: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3093: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3094: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3095: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3096: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3097: <p>
3098: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3099: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3100: of Robin Hood.
3101: </em>
3102: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3103: <br>
3104: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3105: <br>
3106: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3107: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3108: He had found the crusades<br>
3109: were an endless charade<br>
3110: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3111: <br>
3112: <br>
3113: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3114: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3115: Clever chums they did find<br>
3116: other fish of their kind<br>
3117: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3118: <br>
3119: <br>
3120: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3121: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3122: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3123: for to share online<br>
3124: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3125: <br>
3126: <br>
3127: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3128: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3129: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3130: to the teaming schools<br>
3131: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3132: <br>
3133: <br>
3134: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3135: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3136: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3137: So raise up your glass and<br>
3138: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3139: Fish for never running<br>
3140: and making something good!<br>
3141: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3142: <br>
3143: <br>
3144: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3145: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3146: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3147: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3148: Think he's a hero?<br>
3149: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3150: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3151: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3152: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3153: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3154: or we take away your worms too<br>
3155: <br>
3156: <br>
3157: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3158: Put on your glasses<br>
3159: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3160: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
3161: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
3162: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3163: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3164: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3165: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3166: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3167: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3168: <br>
3169: <br>
3170: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3171: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3172: And took back all the booty<br>
3173: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3174: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3175: <br>
3176: <br>
3177: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3178: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3179: He loaded all the loot<br>
3180: to give it back and big surprise<br>
3181: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3182: <br>
3183: <br>
3184: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3185: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3186: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3187: So raise up your glass and<br>
3188: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3189: Fish for never running<br>
3190: and making something good!<br>
3191: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3192: <br>
3193:
3194: <br>
3195: <br>
3196: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3197: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3198: </td></tr></table>
3199: <p>
3200: <em>
3201: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3202: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3203: <br>
3204: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3205: <br>
3206: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3207: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3208: <br>
3209: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3210: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3211: <br>
3212: </em>
3213:
1.23 jose 3214: <br>
3215: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3216: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3217: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3218: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3219: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3220: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3221: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3222: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3223: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3225: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3226: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3227: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3228: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3229: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3230: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3231: <br>
3232: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3233: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3234: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3235: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3236: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3237: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3238: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3239: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3240: III processors. We want documentation, because
3241: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3242: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3243: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3244: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3245: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3246: mode.<br>
3247: <br>
3248: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3249: </em>
1.11 deraadt 3250: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3251: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3252: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3253: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3254: Black was the protocol<br>
3255: <p>
3256: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3257: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3258: Then from the ocean came<br>
3259: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3260: <br>
3261: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3262: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3263: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3264: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3265: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3266: <p>
3267: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3268: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3269: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3270: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3271: <p>
3272: And there he found<br>
3273: His destiny<br>
3274: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3275: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3276: <p>
3277: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3278: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3279: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3280: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3281: <p>
3282: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3283: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3284: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3285: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3286: <p>
3287: Broke down the guard<br>
3288: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3289: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3290: All alone and only bones<br>
3291: <p>
3292: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3293: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3294: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3295: The new King Barbarian!<br>
3296: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3297: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3298: </td></tr></table>
3299: <p>
3300: <em>
3301: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3302: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3303: <br>
3304: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3305: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3306: </em>
3307:
3308: <br>
3309: <hr>
1.9 millert 3310: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3311: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3312: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3313: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3314: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3315: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3316: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3317: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3318: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3319: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3320: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3321: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3322: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3323: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3324: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3325: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 3326: Goldflipper<br>
3327: With golden skin<br>
3328: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3329: He's the machine<br>
3330: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3331: <p>
3332: And the fish<br>
3333: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3334: And the cat<br>
3335: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3336: <p>
3337: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3338: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3339: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3340: <p>
3341: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3342: <p>
1.9 millert 3343: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3344: catch the spikey one<br>
3345: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3346: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3347: <p>
1.9 millert 3348: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3349: and without a gun<br>
3350: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3351: <p>
1.9 millert 3352: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3353: such a sexy catch<br>
3354: Is she spying on him or<br>
3355: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3356: <p>
1.9 millert 3357: Oh double seven<br>
3358: Send me to Heaven<br>
3359: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3360: <p>
1.9 millert 3361: The women are fond<br>
3362: She knows what to do<br>
3363: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3364: <p>
1.9 millert 3365: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3366: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 3367: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3368: <br>
3369: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3370: <p>
3371: <em>
1.9 millert 3372: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 3373: <br>
1.9 millert 3374: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3375: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3376: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3377: </em>
3378:
3379: <br>
3380: <hr>
1.3 ian 3381: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3382: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3383: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3384: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3385: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3386: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3387: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3388: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3389: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3390: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3391: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3392: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3393: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3394: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3395: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3396: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3397: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3398: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3399: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3400: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3401: <p>
3402: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3403: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3404: <p>
3405: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3406: Über tragic<br>
3407: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3408: <p>
3409: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3410: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3411: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3412: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 3413: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3414: <p>
3415: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3416: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3417: <p>
3418: Chorus
3419: <p>
3420: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3421: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3422: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3423: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3424: <p>
3425: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3426: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3427: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3428: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3429: <p>
3430: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3431: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3432: <p>
3433: <em>
1.3 ian 3434: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3435: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3436: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
3437: <br>
1.3 ian 3438: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3439: <br>
3440: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3441: </em>
3442:
1.8 millert 3443: <br>
3444: <hr>
1.9 millert 3445: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3446: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3447: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3448: <p>
3449: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3450: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3451: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3452: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3453: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3454: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3455: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3456: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3457: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3458: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3459: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3460: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3461: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3462: <br>
3463: <br>
1.9 millert 3464: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3465: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3466: <p>
1.9 millert 3467: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3468: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3469: <p>
1.9 millert 3470: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3471: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3472: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3473: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3474: <p>
1.9 millert 3475: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3476: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3477: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3478: I'm secure by default<br>
3479: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3480: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3481: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 3482: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3483: </td></tr></table>
3484: <p>
1.8 millert 3485: <em>
1.9 millert 3486: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3487: <br>
3488: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3489: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3490: <br>
3491: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 3492: <br>
1.9 millert 3493: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3494: </em>
3495:
1.1 deraadt 3496: <hr>
1.79 deraadt 3497: <a href="index.html"><img height="24" width="24" src="back.gif" border="0" alt="OpenBSD"></a>
3498: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">www@openbsd.org</a>
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