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1.1 deraadt 17: <p>
1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 19: <p>
20:
21: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
22: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 23: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
24: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
25: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 26: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.139 deraadt 27: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song. Theo then gets
28: the pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1 deraadt 29:
1.20 deraadt 30: <p>
1.71 deraadt 31: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
32: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 33: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 34: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 35: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 36: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 37: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 38: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
39:
1.128 deraadt 40: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 41: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 42: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"<br>
1.127 deraadt 43: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
44: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
45: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
46: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
47: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
48: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 49: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
50: <br>
51: </td><td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 52: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 53: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 54: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 55: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 56: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
57: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
58: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
59: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
60: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 61: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 62: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 63: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 64: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
65: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 66: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 67: <br>
1.126 deraadt 68: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1.72 deraadt 69: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1.71 deraadt 70: </a>
1.126 deraadt 71: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
72: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
73: </a>
74: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
75: <p>
76: Click to order
77: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
78: and
79: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
80: <p>
81: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
82: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
83: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
84: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
85: <br clear=all>
86: <p>
87:
88: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 89: <a name=54></a>
90: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
91: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
92: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
93: <tr>
94: <td valign="top" width="30%">
95: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
96: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
97: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
98: <br>
99: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
100: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
101: <br>
102: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
103: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
104: <br>
105: <br>
106: <em>
107: do { to loop<br>
108: at least one time<br>
109: <br>
110: regexp,<br>
111: to match a chunk of text<br>
112: <br>
113: main, the name,<br>
114: by which I'm called<br>
115: <br>
116: for,<br>
117: another kind of loop<br>
118: <br>
119: sem,<br>
120: a way to block a thread<br>
121: <br>
122: log<br>
123: a func to follow sem<br>
124: <br>
125: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 126: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 127: <br>
128: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
129: <br>
130: </em>
131: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
132: <br>
133: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
134: <br>
135: <br>
136: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
137: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
138: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
139: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
140: <br>
141: <br>
142: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
143: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
144: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
145: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
146: <br>
147: <br>
148: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
149: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
150: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
151: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
152: <br>
153: <br>
154: (chorus)<br>
155: <br>
156: <br>
157: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
158: When I'm feeling mad<br>
159: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
160: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
161: <br>
162: <br>
163: (repeat)<br>
164: <br>
165: <br>
166: (chorus)<br>
167: <br>
168: <br>
169: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
170: When I'm feeling mad<br>
171: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
172: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
173: <br>
174: <br>
175: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
176: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
177: </td></tr></table>
178: <p>
179: <em>
180: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
181: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
182: <br>
183: <br>
184: </em>
185:
186: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 187: <a name=53></a>
188: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
189: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
190: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
191: <tr>
192: <td valign="top" width="30%">
193: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
194: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
195: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
196: <br>
197: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
198: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
199: <br>
200: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
201: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
202: <br>
203: <br>
204: <em>
205: ...
206: <br>
207: </em>
208: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
209: <br>
210: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
211: <br>
212: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
213: <br>
214: [laughs]<br>
215: <br>
216: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
217: <br>
218: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
219: <br>
220: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
221: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
222: <br>
223: Time to dump core.<br>
224: <br>
225: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
226: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
227: </td></tr></table>
228: <p>
229: <em>
230: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
231: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
232: <br>
233: <br>
234: </em>
235:
236: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 237: <a name=52></a>
238: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
239: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
240: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
241: <tr>
242: <td valign="top" width="30%">
243: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
244: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
245: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
246: <br>
247: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
248: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
249: <br>
250: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 251: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 252: <br>
253: <br>
254: <em>
1.132 beck 255: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
256: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
257: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
258: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
259: under particular Linux distributions.
260: <p>
261: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
262: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
263: <p>
264: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
265: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
266: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
267: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
268: <p>
269: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
270: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
271: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
272: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
273: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
274: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
275: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
276: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 277: <br>
278: </em>
279: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
280: <br>
281: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
282: <br>
1.132 beck 283: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
284: We are in every way Posix<br>
285: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
286: We won't need any other.<br>
287: <br>
288: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
289: It's better than the last you know<br>
290: Another million bits that changed<br>
291: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 292: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
293: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 294: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
295: <br>
296: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
297: Others can work around this hell<br>
298: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
299: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
300: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
301: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
302: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
303: We are Posix<br>
304: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
305: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 306: <br>
307: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
308: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
309: </td></tr></table>
310: <p>
311: <em>
312: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
313: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
314: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
315: Studios.
316: <br>
317: <br>
318: </em>
319:
320: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 321: <a name=51></a>
322: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
323: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
324: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
325: <tr>
326: <td valign="top" width="30%">
327: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
328: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
329: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
330: <br>
331: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
332: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
333: <br>
334: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
335: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
336: <br>
337: <br>
338: <em>
339: [no commentary yet]
340: <br>
341: </em>
342: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
343: <br>
344: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
345: <br>
346: If you've got a bug<br>
347: That you just can't shove<br>
348: Who ya gonna install?<br>
349: Bugbusters!<br>
350: <br>
351: Buffer overflow?<br>
352: Don't know where to go<br>
353: Who ya gonna install?<br>
354: Bugbusters!<br>
355: <br>
356: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
357: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
358: <br>
359: And you're off by one<br>
360: And it ain't no fun<br>
361: Who ya gonna install?<br>
362: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 363: <br>
1.126 deraadt 364: If your system's down<br>
365: And it makes you frown<br>
366: Who ya gonna install?<br>
367: Bugbusters!<br>
368: <br>
369: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
370: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
371: <br>
372: If you need a trace<br>
373: Gonna win that race<br>
374: Who ya gonna install?<br>
375: Bugbusters!<br>
376: <br>
377: If you got a crash<br>
378: And you got no cash<br>
379: Who ya gonna install?<br>
380: Bugbusters!<br>
381: <br>
382: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
383: <br>
384: <br>
385: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
386: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
387: </td></tr></table>
388: <p>
389: <em>
390: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
391: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
392: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
393: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
394: <br>
395: <br>
396: </em>
397:
398: <hr>
399: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
400: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
401: "Shut up and Hack"</a></font></h2>
402: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
403: <tr>
404: <td valign="top" width="30%">
405: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 406: This is an extra on
1.126 deraadt 407: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
408: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
409: <br>
410: <br>
411: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
412: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
413: <br>
414: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
415: <br>
416: <br>
417: <em>
418: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
419: <p>
420: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
421: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
422: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
423: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
424: <p>
425: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
426: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
427: We've placed this phrase
1.140 ! sthen 428: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 429: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
430: <p>
431: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
432: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
433: <p>
434: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
435: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
436: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
437: two bonus tracks).
438: <p>
439: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
440: </em>
441: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
442: <br>
443: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
444: Shut up and hack!<br>
445: In the hack room<br>
446: In the back room<br>
447: Wires everywhere<br>
448: <br>
449: At the tables<br>
450: Fingers able<br>
451: Take another dare!<br>
452: <br>
453: Close up your holes<br>
454: Pick up the slack!<br>
455: Get your head down!<br>
456: Shut up and hack!<br>
457: Close up your holes<br>
458: Pick up the slack!<br>
459: Get your head down!<br>
460: Shut up and hack!<br>
461: <br>
462: Coding faster<br>
463: You're the master<br>
464: of security<br>
465: <br>
466: In your t-shirts<br>
467: Hack till it hurts<br>
468: This is how to be free<br>
469: <br>
470: CHORUS<br>
471: <br>
472: Hit the pub now<br>
473: We're a club now<br>
474: Trading genius for free<br>
475: <br>
476: Have a laugh and<br>
477: Be a rock band<br>
478: This is how it should be!<br>
479: <br>
480: CHORUS<br>
481: <br>
482: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 483: <br>
484: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 485: <p>
1.104 deraadt 486:
487: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 488: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
489: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
490: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</a></font></h2>
491: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 492: This is an extra on
1.128 deraadt 493: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
494: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
495: <br>
496: <br>
497: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
498: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
499: <em>
500: <p>
501: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
502: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
503: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
504:
505: <p>
506: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
507: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
508: </em>
509: <br>
510: <p>
511:
512: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 513: <a name=50></a>
514: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
515: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
516: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
517: <tr>
518: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 519: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
520: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 521: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
522: <br>
1.126 deraadt 523: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 524: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
525: <br>
526: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
527: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
528: <br>
529: <br>
530: <em>
531: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
532: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
533: for us for many releases.<br>
534: This time I asked him to do some<br>
535: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
536: <br>
537: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
538: a parody magazine!<br>
539: <br>
540: </em>
541: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
542: <br>
543: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
544: <br>
545: What? Me Worry?<br>
546: Not with this stuff<br>
547: Nobody gettin' in<br>
548: Nobody get tough<br>
549: <br>
550: I'm a comic book kid<br>
551: Having fun in the woods<br>
552: Carving out toys<br>
553: and makin' em good<br>
554: <br>
555: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
556: I got so many tricks<br>
557: I got undercover agents<br>
558: Even out in the sticks<br>
559: <br>
560: Threw a brick through your window<br>
561: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
562: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
563: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 564: <br>
1.124 deraadt 565: Little black flies<br>
566: on a pile of GNU<br>
567: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
568: And Imma comin' for you<br>
569: <br>
1.125 sthen 570: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 571: That's my thang<br>
572: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
573: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
574: <br>
575: It's a mad mad world<br>
576: and number 5 is alive<br>
577: I gotta black submarine<br>
578: and I'm built to survive<br>
579: <br>
580: Threw a brick through your window<br>
581: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
582: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
583: And blocked out the sun<br>
584: <br>
585: Keep the source open<br>
586: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 587: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 588: Ya I don't need mix<br>
589: <br>
590: Got a stack o magazines<br>
591: In my treehouse club<br>
592: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
593: Its secure ya bub<br>
594: <br>
595: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
596: And a bubble gum tank<br>
597: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
598: some Open source stank<br>
599: <br>
600: Threw a brick through your window<br>
601: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
602: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
603: And blocked out the sun<br>
604: <br>
605: <br>
606: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
607: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
608: </td></tr></table>
609: <p>
610: <em>
611: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
612: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
613: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
614: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
615: <br>
616: <br>
617: </em>
618:
619: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 620: <a name=49></a>
621: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
622: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
623: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
624: <tr>
625: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 626: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
627: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 628: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
629: <br>
1.126 deraadt 630: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 631: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
632: <br>
633: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
634: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
635: <br>
636: <br>
637: <em>
638: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
639: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
640: <br>
641: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
642: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
643: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
644: <br>
645: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
646: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
647: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
648: <br>
649: BSD 4.2 was
650: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
651: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
652: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
653: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
654: virtual memory, etc.<br>
655: <br>
656: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
657: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
658: <br>
659: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
660: <br>
661: </em>
662: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
663: <br>
664: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
665: <br>
666: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
667: before you can call him a man?<br>
668: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
669: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
670: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
671: before they are forever banned?<br>
672: <br>
673: The answer my friend<br>
674: BSD 4.2<br>
675: The answer<br>
676: BSD 4.2<br>
677: <br>
678: How many years can a planet exist<br>
679: before it is paved by the V?<br>
680: How many years can some source code exist<br>
681: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
682: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
683: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
684: <br>
685: The answer my friend<br>
686: BSD 4.2<br>
687: The answer<br>
688: BSD 4.2<br>
689: <br>
690: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
691: to share what is already ours?<br>
692: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
693: To end up not getting far?<br>
694: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
695: before we can hear every star?<br>
696: <br>
697: The answer my friend<br>
698: BSD 4.2<br>
699: The answer<br>
700: BSD 4.2<br>
701: <br>
702: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
703: with ships that are silicon made<br>
704: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
705: our future is made in the shade<br>
706: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
707: Inside everything that we use?<br>
708: <br>
709: The answer my friend<br>
710: BSD 4.2<br>
711: The answer<br>
712: BSD 4.2<br>
713: <br>
714: <br>
715: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
716: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
717: </td></tr></table>
718: <p>
719: <em>
720: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
721: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
722: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
723: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
724: <br>
725: <br>
726: </em>
727:
728: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 729: <a name=48></a>
730: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
731: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
732: </a></font></h2>
733: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
734: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 735: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 736: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
737: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 738: an uncompressed copy of<br>
739: this song.<br>
740: <br>
741: [Instrumental]<br>
742: <br>
1.126 deraadt 743: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 744: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
745: <br>
746: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 747: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 748: <br>
749: <br>
750: <em>
751: [Sorry, no commentary]
752: <br>
753: </em>
754: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
755: <br>
756: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
757: <br>
758: <br>
759: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
760: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
761: </td></tr></table>
762: <p>
763: <em>
764: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
765: <br>
766: <br>
767: </em>
768:
769: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 770: <a name=47></a>
771: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
772: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
773: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
774: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 775: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 776: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
777: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 778: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
779: <br>
1.126 deraadt 780: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 781: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
782: <br>
783: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 784: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 785: <br>
786: <br>
787: <em>
788: [Sorry, no commentary]
789: <br>
790: </em>
791: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
792: <br>
793: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
794: <br>
795: Back when I was twenty<br>
796: They said I wouldn't last<br>
797: All that I believed in<br>
798: Were the teachings of the past<br>
799: <br>
800: All I ever wanted<br>
801: Was to keep the world secure<br>
802: And all the criticizing<br>
803: Was something I'd endure<br>
804: <br>
805: The changes that I've been through<br>
806: And the trials along the way<br>
807: The battle isn't over<br>
808: And I'm living day by day<br>
809: <br>
810: But I'm still here<br>
811: <br>
812: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
813: But I'm just being me<br>
814: With my filter I can hide<br>
815: My true identity<br>
816: <br>
817: One day when I was flying<br>
818: Across the open skies<br>
819: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
820: Had been weakened over time<br>
821: <br>
822: The server room was burning up<br>
823: And melting the array<br>
824: A little breath of cold air<br>
825: Was enough to save the day<br>
826: <br>
827: CHORUS:<br>
828: But I'm still here<br>
829: Better than I've ever been before<br>
830: I'm still free<br>
831: Close a window, open up a door<br>
832: I'm still me<br>
833: <br>
834: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
835: <br>
836: Now that I am older<br>
837: And I've been around so long<br>
838: The world is ever changing<br>
839: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
840: <br>
841: CHORUS:<br>
842: <br>
843: <br>
844: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
845: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
846: </td></tr></table>
847: <p>
848: <em>
849: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
850: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
851: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
852: <br>
853: <br>
854: </em>
855:
856: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 857: <a name=46></a>
858: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
859: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
860: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
861: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 862: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 863: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
864: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 865: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
866: <br>
1.126 deraadt 867: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 868: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 869: <br>
870: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 871: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 872: <br>
873: <br>
874: <em>
1.119 deraadt 875: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 876: <br>
877: </em>
878: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
879: <br>
880: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
881: <br>
882: Welcome to the future<br>
883: One very rich man<br>
884: runs the Earth with<br>
885: one multinational<br>
886: owns your stuff<br>
887: and owns your birth<br>
888: <br>
889: Everyone is armless<br>
890: Personal robots<br>
891: Do it all for you<br>
892: Sitting on your slug head<br>
893: One channel TV<br>
894: never gonna bore you<br>
895: <br>
896: CHORUS<br>
897: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
898: or a way to die<br>
899: while alive and a loser<br>
900: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 901: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 902: on the Planet of the Users<br>
903: <br>
904: Everyone is happy<br>
905: No more government<br>
906: No more media<br>
907: Only the Company<br>
908: Entertains you<br>
909: while it feeds you<br>
910: <br>
911: Soylent Green pap<br>
912: Eating your friends while<br>
913: shopping, buying<br>
914: Stupid applications<br>
915: Obsolete before you try them<br>
916: <br>
917: CHORUS<br>
918: <br>
919: Take me back<br>
920: Take me back<br>
921: Please<br>
922: Take me back<br>
923: <br>
924: Way back in my time<br>
925: Open source kept<br>
926: everyone choosing<br>
927: People knew the insides<br>
928: Of devices they were using<br>
929: <br>
930: Hackers had a doorway<br>
931: Now it's locked and<br>
932: dumbed down so much<br>
933: One button coma<br>
934: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
935: <br>
936: CHORUS<br>
937: <br>
938: <br>
939: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
940: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
941: </td></tr></table>
942: <p>
943: <em>
944: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
945: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
946: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
947: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
948: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
949: <br>
950: <br>
951: </em>
952:
953: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 954: <a name=45></a>
955: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
956: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
957: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
958: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 959: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 960: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
961: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 962: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
963: <br>
1.126 deraadt 964: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 965: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 966: <br>
967: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 968: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 969: <br>
970: <br>
971: <em>
1.119 deraadt 972: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 973: <br>
974: </em>
975: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
976: <br>
977: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
978: <br>
979: I love to hate my PC<br>
980: But now it's not so easy<br>
981: Just wanna get this job done<br>
982: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
983: <br>
984: You wanna know the truth?<br>
985: Intel's controlling you<br>
986: And Microsoft is too<br>
987: But this is nothing new<br>
988: <br>
989: With A.C.P.I.<br>
990: This endless mess so corporate<br>
991: Tangles and angles<br>
992: In what could be straight forward<br>
993: <br>
994: Lost connections<br>
995: Lost my mind<br>
996: It's such a waste of time<br>
997: <br>
998: CHORUS<br>
999: <br>
1000: Now on the motherboard<br>
1001: Where all my life is stored<br>
1002: Playing with garbage there<br>
1003: With rules so unfair<br>
1004: <br>
1005: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1006: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1007: Forcing us all to play<br>
1008: Our progress interrupted<br>
1009: <br>
1010: Lost connections<br>
1011: Lost my mind<br>
1012: It's such a waste of time<br>
1013: <br>
1014: CHORUS<br>
1015: <br>
1016: Yes I'm a user<br>
1017: And I'm not the only one<br>
1018: I'm not a loser<br>
1019: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1020: <br>
1021: And we will find it<br>
1022: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1023: Map our devices<br>
1024: And we know what it'll take<br>
1025: <br>
1026: Lost connections<br>
1027: Lost my mind<br>
1028: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1029: <br>
1030: (bridge)<br>
1031: On and on<br>
1032: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1033: All and all<br>
1034: We are one<br>
1035: Clean the dream<br>
1036: Gone wrong<br>
1037: We are Tron<br>
1038: On and on and on<br>
1039: <br>
1040: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1041: <br>
1042: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1043: <br>
1044: CHORUS<br>
1045: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1046: <br>
1047: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1048: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1049: </td></tr></table>
1050: <p>
1051: <em>
1052: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1053: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1054: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.112 deraadt 1055: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1056: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1057: <br>
1058: <br>
1059: </em>
1060:
1061: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1062: <a name=44></a>
1063: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1064: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1065: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1066: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1067: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1068: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1069: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1070: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1071: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1072: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1073: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1074: <br>
1075: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1076: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1077: <br>
1078: <br>
1079: <em>
1080: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1081: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1082: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1083: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1084: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1085: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1086: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1087: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1088: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1089: probably not been read by enough people.
1090: <br>
1091: <br>
1092: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1093: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1094: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1095: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1096: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1097: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1098: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1099: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1100: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1101: <br>
1102: <br>
1103: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1104: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1105: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1106: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1107: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1108: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1109: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1110: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1111: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1112: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1113: <br>
1114: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1115: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1116: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1117: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1118: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1119: <br>
1120: <br>
1121: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1122: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1123: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1124: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1125: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1126: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1127: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1128: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1129: <br>
1130: <br>
1131: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1132: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1133: <br>
1134: </em>
1135: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1136: <br>
1137: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1138: <br>
1139: <center>
1140: <br>
1141: Source Wars<br>
1142: Episode IV<br>
1143: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1144: </center>
1145: <br>
1146: Not so very long ago<br>
1147: and not so far away<br>
1148: AT&T made system code<br>
1149: and gave some bits away<br>
1150: <br>
1151: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1152: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1153: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1154: for everyone on Earth<br>
1155: <br>
1156: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1157: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1158: And good old greed was back again<br>
1159: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1160: <br>
1161: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1162: sued BSDi from above<br>
1163: The code is free but<br>
1164: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1165: <br>
1166: The University came calling<br>
1167: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1168: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1169: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1170: <br>
1171: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1172: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1173: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1174: of BSD code all around<br>
1175: <br>
1176: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1177: of credit front to back<br>
1178: This broke the license USL<br>
1179: was using to attack<br>
1180: <br>
1181: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1182: and "settled" out of court<br>
1183: And UCB was big enough<br>
1184: to take it like a sport<br>
1185: <br>
1186: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1187: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1188: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1189: every book with proper dues<br>
1190: <br>
1191: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1192: apologetically<br>
1193: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1194: the same monopoly<br>
1195: <br>
1196: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1197: down if everybody saw<br>
1198: How greed became so big<br>
1199: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1200: <br>
1201: But only one community<br>
1202: the one that makes it tick<br>
1203: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1204: exposing hypocrites<br>
1205: <br>
1206: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1207: to tell the story right<br>
1208: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1209: and kept in shining light<br>
1210: <br>
1211: And may the source be with you<br>
1212: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1213: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1214: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1215: <br>
1216: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1217: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1218: </td></tr></table>
1219: <p>
1220: <em>
1221: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1222: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1223: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 1224: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1225: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1226: <br>
1227: <br>
1228: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1229:
1230: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1231: <a name=43></a>
1232: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1233: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1234: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1235: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1236: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1237: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1238: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1239: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1240: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1241: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1242: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1243: <br>
1244: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1245: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1246: <br>
1247: <br>
1248: <em>
1249: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1250: who is a lot like
1251: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1252: <br>
1253: <br>
1254: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1255: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1256: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1257: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1258: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1259: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1260: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1261: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1262: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1263: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1264: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1265: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1266: <br>
1267: <br>
1268: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1269: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1270: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1271: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1272: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1273: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1274: <br>
1275: <br>
1276: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1277: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1278: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1279: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1280: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1281: influence which he could use so falsely.
1282: <br>
1283: <br>
1284: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1285: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1286: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1287: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1288: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1289: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1290: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1291: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1292: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1293: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1294: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1295: <br>
1296: <br>
1297: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1298: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1299: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1300: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1301: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1302: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1303: <br>
1304: <br>
1305: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1306: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1307: follow their own stupid rules.
1308: </em>
1309: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1310: <br>
1311: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1312: <br>
1313:
1314: <br>
1315: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1316: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1317: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1318: Tempting harpies<br>
1319: 13 years of treachery<br>
1320: <br>
1321: <br>
1322: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1323: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1324: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1325: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1326: <br>
1327: <br>
1328: But something's wrong with them<br>
1329: They will not take our free wares<br>
1330: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1331: Why are you so scared?<br>
1332: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1333: <br>
1334: <br>
1335: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1336: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1337: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1338: There are many new laws"<br>
1339: <br>
1340: <br>
1.98 okan 1341: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1342: "Puffy!<br>
1343: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1344: <br>
1345: <br>
1346: "First rule one dictates<br>
1347: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1348: <br>
1349: <br>
1350: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1351: <br>
1352: <br>
1353: "And rule two dictates<br>
1354: You must give it to me<br>
1355: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1356: <br>
1357: <br>
1358: "The list goes on of course<br>
1359: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1360: <br>
1361: <br>
1362: "This is madness!<br>
1363: He has lost his mind!<br>
1364: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1365: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1366: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1367: <br>
1368: <br>
1369: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1370: <br>
1371: <br>
1372: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1373: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1374: </td></tr></table>
1375: <p>
1376: <em>
1377: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1378: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1379: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1380: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1381: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.112 deraadt 1382: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1383: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1384: <br>
1385: <br>
1386: </em>
1387:
1388: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1389: <a name=42></a>
1390: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1391: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1392: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1393: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1394: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1395: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1396: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1397: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1398: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1399: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1400: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1401: <br>
1402: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1403: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1404: <br>
1405: <br>
1406: <em>
1407: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1408: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1409: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1410: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1411: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1412: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1413: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1414: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1415: away from the ideals very quickly.
1416: <p>
1.93 jmc 1417: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1418: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1419: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1420: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1421: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1422: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1423: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1424: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1425: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1426: <p>
1427: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1428: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1429: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1430: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1431: led to other issues.
1432: <p>
1433: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1434: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1435: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1436: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1437: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1438: <p>
1439: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1440: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1441: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1442: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1443: projects.
1444: <p>
1445: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1446: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1447: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1448: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1449: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1450: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1451: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1452: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1453: not for their agenda.
1454: <p>
1455: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1456: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1457: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1458: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1459: <p>
1460: </em>
1461: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1462: <br>
1463: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1464: <br>
1465: The starting line is nervous<br>
1466: we burst upon the course<br>
1467: Electric is our passion<br>
1468: An open hearted force<br>
1469: <br>
1470: The water's full of dangers<br>
1471: That interrupt the flow<br>
1472: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1473: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1474: <br>
1475: *Give and get back some<br>
1476: Sharing it all<br>
1477: Path we know best<br>
1478: we're having a ball<br>
1479: Opulent mission<br>
1480: Lost in our passion<br>
1481: You can still choose<br>
1482: If you don't swim to win<br>
1483: you'll never lose*<br>
1484: <br>
1485: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1486: <br>
1487: The window is a wall by now<br>
1488: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1489: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1490: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1491: <br>
1492: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1493: Flies too close to itself<br>
1494: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1495: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1496: <br>
1497: *CHORUS*<br>
1498: <br>
1499: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1500: <br>
1501: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
1502: but this is not a race<br>
1503: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
1504: for first or second place<br>
1505: <br>
1506: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
1507: Were traded for real goals<br>
1508: The vision and the mission lost<br>
1509: For those with corporate souls<br>
1510: <br>
1511: *Give and get back some<br>
1512: Sharing it all<br>
1513: Path we know best<br>
1514: we're having a ball<br>
1515: Give and get zeros<br>
1516: Give and get ones<br>
1517: Given to you but<br>
1518: Not you to us<br>
1519: Opulent mission<br>
1520: Lost in our passion<br>
1521: You can still choose<br>
1522: If you don't swim to win<br>
1523: you'll never lose<br>
1524: You'll never lose*<br>
1525: <br>
1526: <br>
1527: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1528: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
1529: </td></tr></table>
1530: <p>
1531: <em>
1532: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.112 deraadt 1533: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1534: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 1535: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1536: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
1537: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
1538: <br>
1539: <br>
1540: </em>
1541:
1542: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 1543: <a name=41></a>
1544: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
1545: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
1546: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1547: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1548: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1549: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1550: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 1551: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1552: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1553: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1554: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 1555: <br>
1556: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
1557: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1558: <br>
1559: <br>
1560: <em>
1561: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
1562: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
1563: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
1564: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
1565: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
1566: device support.
1567: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 1568: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 1569: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
1570: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
1571: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
1572: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
1573: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
1574: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
1575: weird, or even buggy.
1576: <p>
1577: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
1578: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
1579: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
1580: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
1581: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
1582: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 1583: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 1584: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
1585: OpenBSD, either).
1586: <p>
1587: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
1588: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
1589: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
1590: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
1591: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 1592: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 1593: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
1594: <p>
1.82 jsg 1595: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 1596: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 1597: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
1598: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1599: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
1600: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
1601: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
1602: would be fantastic by now.
1603: <p>
1604: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 1605: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 1606: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1607: </em>
1608: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1609: <br>
1610: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1611: <br>
1612: Here's an old story ...<br>
1613: <br>
1614: <br>
1615: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
1616: We all know the details<br>
1617: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
1618: some serious loot,<br>
1619: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
1620: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
1621: The little guy who<br>
1622: did the best with what he had<br>
1623: <br>
1624: <br>
1625: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
1626: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
1627: in moderation<br>
1628: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
1629: <br>
1630: <br>
1631: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
1632: never give him the password<br>
1633: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1634: stop - being - his brother.<br>
1635: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 1636: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 1637: So do the best with what you have<br>
1638: <br>
1639: <br>
1640: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
1641: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
1642: But unlike Vendors,<br>
1643: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1644: <br>
1645: <br>
1646: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
1647: Look upon their words and despair<br>
1648: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
1649: then made him better off dead<br>
1650: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1651: <br>
1652: <br>
1653: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
1654: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
1655: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
1656: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
1657: for each consecutive cut<br>
1658: But with the salty water of labour<br>
1659: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1660: <br>
1661: <br>
1662: It's not whether you're well off<br>
1663: it's where you dig the well<br>
1664: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
1665: the little guy does right<br>
1666: <br>
1667: <br>
1668: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1669: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
1670: </td></tr></table>
1671: <p>
1672: <em>
1.112 deraadt 1673: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1674: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1675: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 1676: <br>
1677: <br>
1678: </em>
1679:
1680: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1681: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.76 deraadt 1682: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
1683: "OpenVOX"</a></font></h2>
1684: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1685: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1686: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1687: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1688: This is the extra song on the
1689: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1690: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
1691: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1692: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1693: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1694: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1695: <br>
1696: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1697: <br>
1698: <br>
1699: <em>
1.126 deraadt 1700: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
1701: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 1702: <p>
1703: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
1704: and music for each OpenBSD release.
1705: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
1706: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 1707: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1708: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1.111 deraadt 1709: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
1710: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1711: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
1712: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
1713: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 1714: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1715: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 1716: </em>
1717: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1718: <br>
1719: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1720: Be Open<br>
1721: Be Vocal<br>
1722: Stay Open<br>
1723: Stay Vocal<br>
1724: <br>
1725: (repeat)<br>
1726: <br>
1727: OpenBSD<br>
1728: <br>
1729: Twice a year,<br>
1730: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
1731: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
1732: and take strips out of liars.<br>
1733: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
1734: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
1735: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 1736: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 1737: and a license application<br>
1738: is a fishybomination<br>
1739: and a random allocation<br>
1740: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
1741: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
1742: OK stop.<br>
1743: I get it.<br>
1744: Some asshole lied.<br>
1745: <br>
1746: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 1747: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 1748: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
1749: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
1750: in the cyber cider documation<br>
1751: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
1752: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
1753: OK stop.<br>
1754: I get it.<br>
1755: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1756: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
1757: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
1758: I get it.<br>
1759: Where's my pencils?<br>
1760: Bring me my mic!<br>
1761: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1762: Be Open<br>
1763: Be Vocal<br>
1764: Stay Open<br>
1765: Stay Vocal<br>
1766: <br>
1767: (repeat)<br>
1768: <br>
1769: Then he has another beer and<br>
1770: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
1771: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
1772: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
1773: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
1774: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
1775: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
1776: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
1777: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
1778: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
1779: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
1780: every time, every song!<br>
1781: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
1782: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
1783: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
1784: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
1785: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1786: <br>
1787: (beat boxin')<br>
1788: <br>
1789: <br>
1790: </td></tr></table>
1791: <p>
1792: <em>
1793: <br>
1794: </em>
1795:
1796: <hr>
1797: <a name=40></a>
1798: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
1799: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
1800: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1801: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1802: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1803: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1804: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 1805: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1806: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1807: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1808: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1809: <br>
1810: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
1811: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
1812: <br>
1813: <br>
1814: <em>
1815: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 1816: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 1817: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 1818: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 1819: <br>
1820: <br>
1821: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 1822: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
1823: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 1824: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
1825: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
1826: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
1827: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
1828: <br>
1829: <br>
1830: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
1831: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
1832: <br>
1833: <br>
1834: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
1835: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
1836: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
1837: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
1838: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 1839: <br>
1840: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1841: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
1842: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 1843: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
1844: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
1845: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 1846: <br>
1847: <br>
1848: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
1849: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
1850: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
1851: other developers.
1852: </em>
1853: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1854: <br>
1855: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1856: <br>
1857: <br>
1858: <br>
1859: Humppa negala<br>
1860: Humppa negala<br>
1861: Humppa negala<br>
1862: Venismechah<br>
1863: <br>
1864: Humppa negala<br>
1865: Humppa negala<br>
1866: Humppa negala<br>
1867: Venismechah<br>
1868: <br>
1869: Humppa neranenah<br>
1870: Humppa neranenah<br>
1871: Humppa neranenah<br>
1872: Venismechah<br>
1873: <br>
1874: Humppa neranenah<br>
1875: Humppa neranenah<br>
1876: Humppa neranenah<br>
1877: Venismechah<br>
1878: <br>
1879: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1880: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1881: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1882: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1883: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1884: uru achim!<br>
1885: uru achim!<br>
1886: OpenBSD!<br>
1887: <br>
1888: <br>
1889: (circus torture)<br>
1890: <br>
1891: <br>
1892: Humppa negala<br>
1893: Humppa negala<br>
1894: Humppa negala<br>
1895: Venismechah<br>
1896: <br>
1897: Humppa negala<br>
1898: Humppa negala<br>
1899: Humppa negala<br>
1900: Venismechah<br>
1901: <br>
1902: Humppa neranenah<br>
1903: Humppa neranenah<br>
1904: Humppa neranenah<br>
1905: Venismechah<br>
1906: <br>
1907: Humppa neranenah<br>
1908: Humppa neranenah<br>
1909: Humppa neranenah<br>
1910: Venismechah<br>
1911: <br>
1912: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1913: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1914: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1915: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1916: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1917: uru achim!<br>
1918: uru achim!<br>
1919: OpenBSD!<br>
1920: <br>
1921: <br>
1922: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1923: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
1924: </td></tr></table>
1925: <p>
1926: <em>
1.90 deraadt 1927: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76 deraadt 1928: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.112 deraadt 1929: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1930: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1931: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 1932: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 1933: <br>
1934: <br>
1935: </em>
1936:
1937: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 1938: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 1939: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 1940: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
1941: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1942: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1943: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1944: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1945: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 1946: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1947: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1948: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1949: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 1950: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1951: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1952: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 1953: <br>
1954: <br>
1955: <em>
1956: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
1957: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
1958: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
1959: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
1960: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
1961: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
1962: <br>
1963: <br>
1964: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
1965: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
1966: <br>
1967: <br>
1968: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
1969: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
1970: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
1971: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
1972: <br>
1973: <br>
1974: <ul>
1975: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
1976: at any time.<br>
1977: <br>
1978: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
1979: <br>
1980: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
1981: <br>
1982: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
1983: <br>
1984: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
1985: <br>
1986: <li>
1987: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
1988: less portable.<br>
1989: <br>
1990: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
1991: </ul>
1992: <br>
1993: <br>
1994: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
1995: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
1996: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
1997: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
1998: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1999: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
2000: </em>
2001: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2002: <br>
2003: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2004: <br><br><br>
2005: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2006: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2007: there was nothin' shady<br>
2008: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2009: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2010: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2011: <br>
2012: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2013: blah blah blah<br>
2014: Blah!<br>
2015: <br>
2016: <br>
2017: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2018: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2019: <br>
2020: <br>
2021: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2022: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2023: with a drop of goo<br>
2024: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2025: But by the time he graduated<br>
2026: Blob was business slime!<br>
2027: <br>
2028: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2029: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2030: blah blah<br>
2031: <br>
2032: <br>
2033: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2034: <br>
2035: <br>
2036: Now everybody had it<br>
2037: they was drivin' around<br>
2038: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2039: for convenience now<br>
2040: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2041: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2042: <br>
2043: <br>
2044: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2045: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2046: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2047: blah blah<br>
2048: <br>
2049: <br>
2050: It's linkin' time!<br>
2051: <br>
2052: <br>
2053: Now it was out of control<br>
2054: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2055: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2056: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2057: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2058: <br>
2059: <br>
2060: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2061: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2062: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2063: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2064: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2065: <br>
2066: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2067: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2068: And he battled the Blob<br>
2069: who had crossed the line<br>
2070: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2071: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2072: <br>
2073: <br>
2074: But it was too late!<br>
2075: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2076: He wants your video!<br>
2077: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2078: He wants your drive!<br>
2079: He wants it all!!<br>
2080: <br>
2081: <br>
2082: Somebody help us!<br>
2083: Noooooooo!<br>
2084: NVIDIA!<br>
2085: Intel!<br>
2086: Atheros!<br>
2087: 3-Ware!<br>
2088: VIA!<br>
2089: ATI!<br>
2090: Broadcom!<br>
2091: TI!<br>
2092: Myricom!<br>
2093: HighPoint!<br>
2094: Adaptec!<br>
2095: Mylex!<br>
2096: ICP Vortex!<br>
2097: and IBM!<br>
2098: Takin' over the world!<br>
2099: <br>
2100: <br>
2101: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2102: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2103: </td></tr></table>
2104: <p>
2105: <em>
2106: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2107: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2108: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2109: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2110: Theo de Raadt.
2111: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2112: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2113: Drums by Jim Buick.
2114: <br>
2115: <br>
2116: </em>
2117:
2118: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2119: <a name=38></a>
2120: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2121: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2122: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2123: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2124: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2125: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2126: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2127: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2128: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2129: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2130: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2131: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2132: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2133: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2134: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2135: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2136: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2137: <br>
2138: <br>
2139: <em>
2140: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2141: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2142: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2143: their devices.
2144: <p>
2145: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2146: for the
1.70 steven 2147: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2148: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2149: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2150: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2151: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2152: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2153: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2154: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2155: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2156: <p>
2157: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2158: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2159: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2160: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2161: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2162: "quality" to show its head.
2163: <p>
2164: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2165: <br>
2166: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2167: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2168: <li>Repair
2169: </ul>
2170: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2171: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2172: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2173: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2174: <p>
2175: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2176: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2177: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2178: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2179: <p>
2180: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2181: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2182: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2183: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2184: <p>
2185: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2186: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2187: the AMI controllers.
2188: <p>
2189: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2190: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2191: basic RAID management:
2192: <ul>
2193: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2194: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2195: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2196: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2197: </ul>
2198: <p>
2199: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2200: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2201: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2202: <p>
2203: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2204: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2205: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2206: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2207: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2208: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2209: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2210: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2211: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2212: controllers.
2213: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2214: would not get documentation, either.
2215: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2216: look saintly.
2217: <p>
2218: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2219: in OpenBSD, please buy
2220: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2221: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2222: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2223: will just work</a>.
2224: <p>
2225: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2226: <br>
2227: </em>
2228: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2229: <br>
2230: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2231: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2232: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2233: <br>
2234: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2235: <br>
2236: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2237: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2238: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2239: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2240: <br>
2241: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2242: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2243: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2244: <br>
2245: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2246: <br>
2247: <br>
2248: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2249: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2250: <br>
2251: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2252: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2253: <br>
2254: <br>
2255: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2256: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2257: <br>
2258: <br>
2259: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2260: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2261: <br>
2262: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2263: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2264: <br>
2265: <br>
2266: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2267: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2268: <br>
2269: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2270: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2271: <br>
2272: <br>
2273: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2274: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2275: there before him
2276: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2277: secure operating system,
2278: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2279: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2280: <br>
2281: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2282: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2283: <br>
2284: <br>
2285: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2286: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2287: </td></tr></table>
2288: <p>
2289: <em>
2290: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2291: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2292: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.112 deraadt 2293: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2294: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2295: <br>
2296: <br>
2297: </em>
2298:
2299: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2300: <a name=37></a>
2301: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2302: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2303: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2304: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2305: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2306: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2307: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2308: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2309: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2310: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2311: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2312: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2313: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2314: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2315: <br>
2316: <br>
2317: <em>
2318: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2319: good device support.<br>
2320: <br>
2321: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2322: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2323: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2324: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2325: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2326: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2327: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2328: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2329: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2330: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2331: <br>
2332: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2333: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2334: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2335: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2336: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2337: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2338: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2339: <br>
2340: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2341: <br>
2342: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2343: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2344: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2345: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2346: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2347: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2348: <br>
2349:
2350: Want to help us? Avoid
2351: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2352: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2353: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2354: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2355: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2356: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2357: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2358: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2359: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2360: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2361: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2362: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2363: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2364: <br>
2365: <br>
2366: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2367: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2368: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2369: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2370: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2371: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2372: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2373: development information for all, but are even going further and
2374: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2375: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2376: <br>
2377: </em>
2378: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2379: <br>
2380: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2381: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2382: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2383: send out the alarm<br>
2384: and the shit storm flies<br>
2385: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2386: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2387: twisting up a ride<br>
2388: to the land of OS<br>
2389: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2390: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2391: The open slippers red are<br>
2392: Hers to take<br>
2393: <br>
1.53 otto 2394: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2395: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2396: <br>
2397: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2398: To get yourself back home<br>
2399: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2400: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2401: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2402: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2403: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2404: You'll never lose<br>
2405: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2406: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2407: lazy and insane<br>
2408: but they sang OK<br>
2409: <br>
1.53 otto 2410: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2411: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2412: <br>
2413: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2414: The city glows<br>
2415: It's positively green<br>
2416: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2417: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2418: <br>
2419: Go to the west<br>
2420: You must pass the test<br>
2421: For me<br>
2422: Bring me the ride<br>
2423: of the witch I despise<br>
2424: And you'll be free<br>
2425: <br>
2426: You don't need the broom<br>
2427: You don't need the shoes<br>
2428: You don't need the wiz<br>
2429: You will never lose<br>
2430: You have all you need<br>
2431: You always had heart<br>
2432: You always had courage<br>
2433: Did somebody fart?<br>
2434: You always had brains<br>
2435: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2436: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2437: But you've got some balls<br>
2438: So double click heels<br>
2439: and work with Taiwan<br>
2440: And speak to your doggie<br>
2441: You're already gone....<br>
2442: <br>
2443: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2444: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2445: </td></tr></table>
2446: <p>
2447: <em>
2448: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2449: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2450: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2451: Semaka,
2452: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2453: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2454: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
2455: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2456: <br>
2457: <br>
2458: </em>
2459:
2460: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2461: <a name=36></a>
2462: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2463: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2464: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2465: <tr>
2466: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2467: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2468: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2469: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2470: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2471: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2472: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2473: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2474: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2475: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2476: <br>
2477: <br>
2478: <em>
2479: What is up with some free software providers?!
2480: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2481: <p>
2482: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2483: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2484: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2485: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2486: going to remember them in the end.
2487: <p>
2488: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2489: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2490: offerings in the last few years:
2491: <ul>
2492: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2493: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2494: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2495: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2496: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2497: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2498: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2499: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2500: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2501: <p>
2502: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2503: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2504: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2505: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2506: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2507: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2508: <p>
2509: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2510: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2511: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2512: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2513: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2514: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2515: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
2516: </ul>
2517: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
2518: others who will follow them:
2519: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
2520: replace it.
2521: <br>
2522: </em>
2523: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2524: <br>
2525: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2526: <br>
2527: <br>
2528: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
2529: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
2530: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
2531: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
2532: <p>
2533: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 2534: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 2535: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
2536: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
2537: <p>
2538: <br>
2539: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
2540: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
2541: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
2542: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
2543: <p>
2544: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
2545: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
2546: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
2547: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
2548: <p>
2549: <br>
2550: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
2551: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 2552: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 2553: So he fought the fight<br>
2554: and he set things right<br>
2555: With his OpenBSD<br>
2556: <p>
2557: <br>
2558: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
2559: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
2560: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
2561: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
2562: <p>
2563: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
2564: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
2565: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
2566: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
2567: <p>
2568: <br>
2569: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
2570: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 2571: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2572: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
2573: <p>
2574: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
2575: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
2576: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
2577: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
2578: <p>
2579: <br>
2580: CHORUS<br>
2581: <p>
2582: <br>
2583: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
2584: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
2585: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 2586: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2587: <p>
2588: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
2589: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
2590: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
2591: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
2592: <p>
2593: <br>
2594: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 2595: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2596: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
2597: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
2598: <p>
2599: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
2600: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 2601: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
2602: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2603: <p>
2604: <br>
2605: CHORUS<br>
2606: <br>
2607: <p>
2608: That's right!<br>
2609: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
2610: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
2611: <br>
2612: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2613: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 2614: </td></tr></table>
2615: <p>
2616: <em>
2617: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
2618: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
2619: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2620: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 2621: <br>
2622: <br>
2623: </em>
2624:
2625: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 2626: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 2627: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
2628: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 2629: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2630: <tr>
2631: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2632: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2633: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 2634: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 2635: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2636: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2637: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 2638: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2639: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
2640: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 2641: <br>
2642: <br>
2643: <em>
2644: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
2645: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
2646: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
2647: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
2648: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
2649: <p>
2650: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
2651: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
2652: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
2653: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
2654: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
2655: sessions. Our
2656: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
2657: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
2658: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
2659: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
2660: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
2661: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
2662: <p>
2663: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
2664: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
2665: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
2666: Redundancy Protocol); on
2667: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
2668: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
2669: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
2670: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
2671: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
2672: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
2673: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.122 deraadt 2674: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 2675: There was much deliberation</a>
2676: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
2677: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
2678: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
2679: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
2680: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
2681: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
2682: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
2683: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
2684: eh?
2685: <p>
2686: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
2687: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
2688: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
2689: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
2690: claim patent rights.
2691: <p>
2692: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
2693: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
2694: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
2695: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
2696: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
2697: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
2698: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
2699: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
2700: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 2701: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 2702: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
2703: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
2704: <p>
2705: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
2706: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
2707: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
2708: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
2709: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 2710: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 2711: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
2712: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
2713: like all others, except against the community.
2714: <p>
2715: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
2716: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
2717: <p>
2718: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
2719: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
2720: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
2721: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
2722: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
2723: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
2724: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
2725: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
2726: it to use cryptography.
2727: <p>
2728: The combination of
2729: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
2730: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
2731: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
2732: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
2733: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
2734: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
2735: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
2736: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
2737: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
2738: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
2739: <p>
2740: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
2741: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
2742: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
2743: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
2744: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
2745: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
2746: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
2747: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
2748: <p>
2749: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
2750: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
2751: <br>
2752: </em>
2753: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2754: <br>
2755: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2756: <br>
2757: <br>
2758: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2759: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
2760: <br>
2761: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2762: A what?
2763: <br>
2764: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2765: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
2766: <br>
2767: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2768: Well, it's free isn't it?
2769: <br>
2770: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2771: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
2772: <br>
2773: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2774: What?
2775: <br>
2776: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2777: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
2778: <br>
2779: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2780: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
2781: <br>
2782: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2783: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
2784: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
2785: <br>
2786: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2787: You must be a looney.
2788: <br>
2789: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2790: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
2791: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
2792: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
2793: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
2794: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
2795: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
2796: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
2797: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
2798: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
2799: <br>
2800: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2801: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
2802: <br>
2803: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2804: Yes.
2805: <br>
2806: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2807: For a free redundancy protocol?
2808: <br>
2809: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2810: Yes.
2811: <br>
2812: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2813: You are a looney.
2814: <br>
2815: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2816: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
2817: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
2818: VRRP.
2819: <br>
2820: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2821: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
2822: <br>
2823: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 2824: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 2825: <br>
2826: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2827: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
2828: <br>
2829: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2830: Yes there is!
2831: <br>
2832: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2833: Isn't!
2834: <br>
2835: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2836: Is!
2837: <br>
2838: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2839: Isn't!
2840: <br>
2841: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2842: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
2843: <br>
2844: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2845: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
2846: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
2847: <br>
2848: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2849: The man didn't have the right form.
2850: <br>
2851: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2852: What man?
2853: <br>
2854: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2855: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
2856: <br>
2857: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2858: The looney detector van, you mean.
2859: <br>
2860: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2861: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
2862: <br>
2863: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2864: What redundancy detector van?
2865: <br>
2866: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2867: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
2868: <br>
2869: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2870: Cizzz-coeee?
2871: <br>
2872: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2873: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
2874: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
2875: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
2876: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
2877: <br>
2878: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 2879: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 2880: <br>
2881: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2882: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
2883: <br>
2884: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2885: What PIX?
2886: <br>
2887: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2888: The PIX I'm replacing!
2889: <br>
2890: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2891: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
2892: license it?
2893: <br>
2894: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2895: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
2896: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
2897: <br>
2898: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2899: No they didn't!
2900: <br>
2901: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2902: Did!
2903: <br>
2904: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2905: Didn't!
2906: <br>
2907: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2908: Did, did, did and did!
2909: <br>
2910: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2911: Oh, all right.
2912: <br>
2913: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2914: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
2915: license?
2916: <br>
2917: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2918: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
2919: <br>
2920: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2921: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
2922: <br>
2923: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2924: A license?
2925: <br>
2926: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2927: Yes.
2928: <br>
2929: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2930: For your firewall?
2931: <br>
2932: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2933: No.
2934: <br>
2935: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2936: No?
2937: <br>
2938: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2939: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
2940: <br>
2941: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2942: You're off your chump.
2943: <br>
2944: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2945: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 2946: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 2947: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
2948: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
2949: <br>
2950: <br>
2951: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
2952: <br>
2953: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
2954: must ipso facto standard be<br>
2955: But standard it<br>
2956: needs to be free<br>
2957: vis a vis<br>
2958: the IETF<br>
2959: you see?<br>
2960: <br>
2961: But can VRRP<br>
2962: be said to be<br>
2963: or not to be<br>
2964: a standard, see,<br>
2965: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
2966: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
2967: <br>
2968: Singing...<br>
2969: <br>
2970: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
2971: VRRP ain't free.<br>
2972: O P E N B S D<br>
2973: CARP is free<br>
2974: <br>
2975: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
2976: let through IETF to mean<br>
2977: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
2978: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
2979: <br>
2980: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
2981: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
2982: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2983: <br>
2984: 1 1 2,<br>
2985: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
2986: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2987: <br>
2988: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
2989: bisected accidentally,<br>
2990: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
2991: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
2992: <br>
2993: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2994: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2995: <br>
2996: The End<br>
2997: <br>
2998: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
2999: <br>
3000: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3001: <br>
3002: Geddy must be free.<br>
3003: <br>
3004: <br>
3005: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3006: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3007: </td></tr></table>
3008: <p>
3009: <em>
3010: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3011: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
3012: <br>
1.34 otto 3013: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3014: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3015: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3016: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3017: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3018: <br>
3019: <br>
3020: </em>
3021:
3022: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3023: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3024: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3025: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3026: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3027: <tr>
3028: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3029: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3030: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3031: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3032: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3033: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3034: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3035: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3036: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3037: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3038: <br>
3039: <br>
3040: <em>
3041: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3042: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3043: forces of the draconian government!
3044: <p>
3045: <br>
3046: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3047: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3048: of recent happenings.
3049: <p>
3050: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3051: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3052: security research and development .. on things that
3053: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3054: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3055: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3056: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3057: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3058: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3059: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3060: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3061: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3062: <p>
3063: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3064: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3065: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3066: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3067: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3068: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3069: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3070: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3071: theft of oil.
3072: <p>
3073: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3074: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3075: <p>
3076: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3077: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3078: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3079: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3080: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3081: the project."
3082: <p>
3083: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3084: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3085: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3086: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3087: <p>
3088: Since the termination came near natural contract
3089: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3090: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3091: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3092: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3093: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3094: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3095: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3096: <p>
3097: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3098: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3099: of Robin Hood.
3100: </em>
3101: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3102: <br>
3103: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3104: <br>
3105: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3106: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3107: He had found the crusades<br>
3108: were an endless charade<br>
3109: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3110: <br>
3111: <br>
3112: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3113: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3114: Clever chums they did find<br>
3115: other fish of their kind<br>
3116: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3117: <br>
3118: <br>
3119: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3120: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3121: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3122: for to share online<br>
3123: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3124: <br>
3125: <br>
3126: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3127: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3128: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3129: to the teaming schools<br>
3130: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3131: <br>
3132: <br>
3133: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3134: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3135: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3136: So raise up your glass and<br>
3137: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3138: Fish for never running<br>
3139: and making something good!<br>
3140: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3141: <br>
3142: <br>
3143: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3144: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3145: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3146: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3147: Think he's a hero?<br>
3148: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3149: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3150: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3151: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3152: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3153: or we take away your worms too<br>
3154: <br>
3155: <br>
3156: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3157: Put on your glasses<br>
3158: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3159: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
3160: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
3161: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3162: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3163: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3164: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3165: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3166: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3167: <br>
3168: <br>
3169: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3170: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3171: And took back all the booty<br>
3172: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3173: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3174: <br>
3175: <br>
3176: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3177: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3178: He loaded all the loot<br>
3179: to give it back and big surprise<br>
3180: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3181: <br>
3182: <br>
3183: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3184: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3185: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3186: So raise up your glass and<br>
3187: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3188: Fish for never running<br>
3189: and making something good!<br>
3190: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3191: <br>
3192:
3193: <br>
3194: <br>
3195: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3196: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3197: </td></tr></table>
3198: <p>
3199: <em>
3200: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3201: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3202: <br>
3203: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3204: <br>
3205: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3206: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3207: <br>
3208: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3209: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3210: <br>
3211: </em>
3212:
1.23 jose 3213: <br>
3214: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3215: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3216: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3217: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3218: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3219: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3220: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3221: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3222: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3223: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3224: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3225: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3226: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3227: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3228: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3229: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3230: <br>
3231: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3232: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3233: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3234: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3235: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3236: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3237: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3238: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3239: III processors. We want documentation, because
3240: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3241: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3242: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3243: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3244: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3245: mode.<br>
3246: <br>
3247: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3248: </em>
1.11 deraadt 3249: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3250: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3251: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3252: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3253: Black was the protocol<br>
3254: <p>
3255: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3256: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3257: Then from the ocean came<br>
3258: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3259: <br>
3260: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3261: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3262: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3263: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3264: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3265: <p>
3266: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3267: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3268: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3269: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3270: <p>
3271: And there he found<br>
3272: His destiny<br>
3273: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3274: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3275: <p>
3276: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3277: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3278: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3279: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3280: <p>
3281: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3282: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3283: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3284: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3285: <p>
3286: Broke down the guard<br>
3287: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3288: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3289: All alone and only bones<br>
3290: <p>
3291: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3292: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3293: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3294: The new King Barbarian!<br>
3295: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3296: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3297: </td></tr></table>
3298: <p>
3299: <em>
3300: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3301: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3302: <br>
3303: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3304: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3305: </em>
3306:
3307: <br>
3308: <hr>
1.9 millert 3309: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3310: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3311: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3312: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3313: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3314: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3315: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3316: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3317: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3318: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3319: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3320: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3321: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3322: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3323: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3324: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 3325: Goldflipper<br>
3326: With golden skin<br>
3327: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3328: He's the machine<br>
3329: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3330: <p>
3331: And the fish<br>
3332: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3333: And the cat<br>
3334: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3335: <p>
3336: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3337: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3338: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3339: <p>
3340: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3341: <p>
1.9 millert 3342: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3343: catch the spikey one<br>
3344: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3345: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3346: <p>
1.9 millert 3347: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3348: and without a gun<br>
3349: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3350: <p>
1.9 millert 3351: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3352: such a sexy catch<br>
3353: Is she spying on him or<br>
3354: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3355: <p>
1.9 millert 3356: Oh double seven<br>
3357: Send me to Heaven<br>
3358: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3359: <p>
1.9 millert 3360: The women are fond<br>
3361: She knows what to do<br>
3362: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3363: <p>
1.9 millert 3364: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3365: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 3366: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3367: <br>
3368: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3369: <p>
3370: <em>
1.9 millert 3371: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 3372: <br>
1.9 millert 3373: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3374: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3375: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3376: </em>
3377:
3378: <br>
3379: <hr>
1.3 ian 3380: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3381: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3382: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3383: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3384: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3385: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3386: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3387: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3388: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3389: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3390: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3391: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3392: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3393: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3394: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3395: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3396: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3397: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3398: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3399: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3400: <p>
3401: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3402: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3403: <p>
3404: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3405: Über tragic<br>
3406: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3407: <p>
3408: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3409: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3410: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3411: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 3412: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3413: <p>
3414: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3415: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3416: <p>
3417: Chorus
3418: <p>
3419: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3420: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3421: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3422: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3423: <p>
3424: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3425: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3426: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3427: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3428: <p>
3429: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3430: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3431: <p>
3432: <em>
1.3 ian 3433: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3434: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3435: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
3436: <br>
1.3 ian 3437: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3438: <br>
3439: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3440: </em>
3441:
1.8 millert 3442: <br>
3443: <hr>
1.9 millert 3444: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3445: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3446: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3447: <p>
3448: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3449: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3450: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3451: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3452: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3453: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3454: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3455: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3456: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3457: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3458: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3459: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3460: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3461: <br>
3462: <br>
1.9 millert 3463: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3464: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3465: <p>
1.9 millert 3466: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3467: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3468: <p>
1.9 millert 3469: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3470: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3471: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3472: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3473: <p>
1.9 millert 3474: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3475: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3476: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3477: I'm secure by default<br>
3478: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3479: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3480: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 3481: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3482: </td></tr></table>
3483: <p>
1.8 millert 3484: <em>
1.9 millert 3485: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3486: <br>
3487: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3488: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3489: <br>
3490: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 3491: <br>
1.9 millert 3492: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3493: </em>
3494:
1.1 deraadt 3495: <hr>
1.79 deraadt 3496: <a href="index.html"><img height="24" width="24" src="back.gif" border="0" alt="OpenBSD"></a>
3497: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">www@openbsd.org</a>
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1.79 deraadt 3499:
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