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1.3 ian 17: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 18: <p>
19:
20: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
21: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 22: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
23: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
24: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 25: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.139 deraadt 26: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song. Theo then gets
27: the pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1 deraadt 28:
1.20 deraadt 29: <p>
1.71 deraadt 30: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
31: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 32: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 33: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 34: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 35: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 36: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 37: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
38:
1.128 deraadt 39: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 40: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 41: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"<br>
1.127 deraadt 42: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
43: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
44: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
45: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
46: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
47: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 48: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
49: <br>
50: </td><td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 51: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 52: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 53: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 54: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 55: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
56: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
57: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
58: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
59: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 60: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 61: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 62: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 63: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
64: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 65: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 66: <br>
1.126 deraadt 67: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1.72 deraadt 68: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1.71 deraadt 69: </a>
1.126 deraadt 70: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
71: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
72: </a>
73: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
74: <p>
75: Click to order
76: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
77: and
78: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
79: <p>
80: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
81: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
82: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
83: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
84: <br clear=all>
85: <p>
86:
87: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 88: <a name=54></a>
89: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
90: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
91: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
92: <tr>
93: <td valign="top" width="30%">
94: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
95: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
96: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
97: <br>
98: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
99: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
100: <br>
101: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
102: <img width=227 height=343 alt="XXX" src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
103: <br>
104: <br>
105: <em>
106: do { to loop<br>
107: at least one time<br>
108: <br>
109: regexp,<br>
110: to match a chunk of text<br>
111: <br>
112: main, the name,<br>
113: by which I'm called<br>
114: <br>
115: for,<br>
116: another kind of loop<br>
117: <br>
118: sem,<br>
119: a way to block a thread<br>
120: <br>
121: log<br>
122: a func to follow sem<br>
123: <br>
124: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 125: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 126: <br>
127: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
128: <br>
129: </em>
130: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
131: <br>
132: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
133: <br>
134: <br>
135: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
136: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
137: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
138: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
139: <br>
140: <br>
141: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
142: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
143: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
144: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
145: <br>
146: <br>
147: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
148: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
149: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
150: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
151: <br>
152: <br>
153: (chorus)<br>
154: <br>
155: <br>
156: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
157: When I'm feeling mad<br>
158: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
159: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
160: <br>
161: <br>
162: (repeat)<br>
163: <br>
164: <br>
165: (chorus)<br>
166: <br>
167: <br>
168: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
169: When I'm feeling mad<br>
170: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
171: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
172: <br>
173: <br>
174: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
175: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
176: </td></tr></table>
177: <p>
178: <em>
179: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
180: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
181: <br>
182: <br>
183: </em>
184:
185: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 186: <a name=53></a>
187: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
188: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
189: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
190: <tr>
191: <td valign="top" width="30%">
192: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
193: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
194: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
195: <br>
196: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
197: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
198: <br>
199: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
200: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
201: <br>
202: <br>
203: <em>
1.141 deraadt 204: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 205: <br>
206: </em>
207: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
208: <br>
209: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
210: <br>
211: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
212: <br>
213: [laughs]<br>
214: <br>
215: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
216: <br>
217: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
218: <br>
219: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
220: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
221: <br>
222: Time to dump core.<br>
223: <br>
224: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
225: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
226: </td></tr></table>
227: <p>
228: <em>
229: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
230: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
231: <br>
232: <br>
233: </em>
234:
235: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 236: <a name=52></a>
237: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
238: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
239: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
240: <tr>
241: <td valign="top" width="30%">
242: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
243: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
244: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
245: <br>
246: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
247: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
248: <br>
249: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 250: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 251: <br>
252: <br>
253: <em>
1.132 beck 254: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
255: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
256: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
257: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
258: under particular Linux distributions.
259: <p>
260: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
261: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
262: <p>
263: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
264: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
265: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
266: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
267: <p>
268: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
269: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
270: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
271: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
272: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
273: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
274: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
275: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 276: <br>
277: </em>
278: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
279: <br>
280: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
281: <br>
1.132 beck 282: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
283: We are in every way Posix<br>
284: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
285: We won't need any other.<br>
286: <br>
287: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
288: It's better than the last you know<br>
289: Another million bits that changed<br>
290: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 291: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
292: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 293: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
294: <br>
295: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
296: Others can work around this hell<br>
297: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
298: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
299: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
300: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
301: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
302: We are Posix<br>
303: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
304: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 305: <br>
306: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
307: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
308: </td></tr></table>
309: <p>
310: <em>
311: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
312: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
313: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
314: Studios.
315: <br>
316: <br>
317: </em>
318:
319: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 320: <a name=51></a>
321: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
322: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
323: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
324: <tr>
325: <td valign="top" width="30%">
326: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
327: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
328: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
329: <br>
330: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
331: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
332: <br>
333: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
334: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
335: <br>
336: <br>
337: <em>
338: [no commentary yet]
339: <br>
340: </em>
341: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
342: <br>
343: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
344: <br>
345: If you've got a bug<br>
346: That you just can't shove<br>
347: Who ya gonna install?<br>
348: Bugbusters!<br>
349: <br>
350: Buffer overflow?<br>
351: Don't know where to go<br>
352: Who ya gonna install?<br>
353: Bugbusters!<br>
354: <br>
355: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
356: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
357: <br>
358: And you're off by one<br>
359: And it ain't no fun<br>
360: Who ya gonna install?<br>
361: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 362: <br>
1.126 deraadt 363: If your system's down<br>
364: And it makes you frown<br>
365: Who ya gonna install?<br>
366: Bugbusters!<br>
367: <br>
368: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
369: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
370: <br>
371: If you need a trace<br>
372: Gonna win that race<br>
373: Who ya gonna install?<br>
374: Bugbusters!<br>
375: <br>
376: If you got a crash<br>
377: And you got no cash<br>
378: Who ya gonna install?<br>
379: Bugbusters!<br>
380: <br>
381: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
382: <br>
383: <br>
384: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
385: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
386: </td></tr></table>
387: <p>
388: <em>
389: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
390: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
391: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
392: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
393: <br>
394: <br>
395: </em>
396:
397: <hr>
398: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
399: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
400: "Shut up and Hack"</a></font></h2>
401: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
402: <tr>
403: <td valign="top" width="30%">
404: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 405: This is an extra on
1.126 deraadt 406: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
407: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
408: <br>
409: <br>
410: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
411: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
412: <br>
413: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
414: <br>
415: <br>
416: <em>
417: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
418: <p>
419: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
420: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
421: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
422: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
423: <p>
424: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
425: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
426: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 427: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 428: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
429: <p>
430: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
431: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
432: <p>
433: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
434: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
435: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
436: two bonus tracks).
437: <p>
438: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
439: </em>
440: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
441: <br>
442: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
443: Shut up and hack!<br>
444: In the hack room<br>
445: In the back room<br>
446: Wires everywhere<br>
447: <br>
448: At the tables<br>
449: Fingers able<br>
450: Take another dare!<br>
451: <br>
452: Close up your holes<br>
453: Pick up the slack!<br>
454: Get your head down!<br>
455: Shut up and hack!<br>
456: Close up your holes<br>
457: Pick up the slack!<br>
458: Get your head down!<br>
459: Shut up and hack!<br>
460: <br>
461: Coding faster<br>
462: You're the master<br>
463: of security<br>
464: <br>
465: In your t-shirts<br>
466: Hack till it hurts<br>
467: This is how to be free<br>
468: <br>
469: CHORUS<br>
470: <br>
471: Hit the pub now<br>
472: We're a club now<br>
473: Trading genius for free<br>
474: <br>
475: Have a laugh and<br>
476: Be a rock band<br>
477: This is how it should be!<br>
478: <br>
479: CHORUS<br>
480: <br>
481: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 482: <br>
483: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 484: <p>
1.104 deraadt 485:
486: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 487: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
488: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
489: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</a></font></h2>
490: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1.129 deraadt 491: This is an extra on
1.128 deraadt 492: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=2&CDA2%2b=Add">
493: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
494: <br>
495: <br>
496: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
497: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
498: <em>
499: <p>
500: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
501: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
502: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
503:
504: <p>
505: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA2=1&CDA2%2b=Add">
506: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
507: </em>
508: <br>
509: <p>
510:
511: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 512: <a name=50></a>
513: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
514: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
515: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
516: <tr>
517: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 518: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
519: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 520: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
521: <br>
1.126 deraadt 522: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 523: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
524: <br>
525: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
526: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
527: <br>
528: <br>
529: <em>
530: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
531: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
532: for us for many releases.<br>
533: This time I asked him to do some<br>
534: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
535: <br>
536: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
537: a parody magazine!<br>
538: <br>
539: </em>
540: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
541: <br>
542: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
543: <br>
544: What? Me Worry?<br>
545: Not with this stuff<br>
546: Nobody gettin' in<br>
547: Nobody get tough<br>
548: <br>
549: I'm a comic book kid<br>
550: Having fun in the woods<br>
551: Carving out toys<br>
552: and makin' em good<br>
553: <br>
554: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
555: I got so many tricks<br>
556: I got undercover agents<br>
557: Even out in the sticks<br>
558: <br>
559: Threw a brick through your window<br>
560: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
561: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
562: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 563: <br>
1.124 deraadt 564: Little black flies<br>
565: on a pile of GNU<br>
566: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
567: And Imma comin' for you<br>
568: <br>
1.125 sthen 569: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 570: That's my thang<br>
571: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
572: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
573: <br>
574: It's a mad mad world<br>
575: and number 5 is alive<br>
576: I gotta black submarine<br>
577: and I'm built to survive<br>
578: <br>
579: Threw a brick through your window<br>
580: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
581: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
582: And blocked out the sun<br>
583: <br>
584: Keep the source open<br>
585: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 586: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 587: Ya I don't need mix<br>
588: <br>
589: Got a stack o magazines<br>
590: In my treehouse club<br>
591: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
592: Its secure ya bub<br>
593: <br>
594: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
595: And a bubble gum tank<br>
596: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
597: some Open source stank<br>
598: <br>
599: Threw a brick through your window<br>
600: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
601: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
602: And blocked out the sun<br>
603: <br>
604: <br>
605: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
606: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
607: </td></tr></table>
608: <p>
609: <em>
610: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
611: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
612: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
613: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
614: <br>
615: <br>
616: </em>
617:
618: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 619: <a name=49></a>
620: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
621: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
622: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
623: <tr>
624: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 625: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
626: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 627: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
628: <br>
1.126 deraadt 629: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 630: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
631: <br>
632: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
633: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
634: <br>
635: <br>
636: <em>
637: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
638: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
639: <br>
640: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
641: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
642: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
643: <br>
644: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
645: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
646: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
647: <br>
648: BSD 4.2 was
649: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
650: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
651: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
652: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
653: virtual memory, etc.<br>
654: <br>
655: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
656: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
657: <br>
658: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
659: <br>
660: </em>
661: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
662: <br>
663: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
664: <br>
665: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
666: before you can call him a man?<br>
667: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
668: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
669: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
670: before they are forever banned?<br>
671: <br>
672: The answer my friend<br>
673: BSD 4.2<br>
674: The answer<br>
675: BSD 4.2<br>
676: <br>
677: How many years can a planet exist<br>
678: before it is paved by the V?<br>
679: How many years can some source code exist<br>
680: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
681: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
682: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
683: <br>
684: The answer my friend<br>
685: BSD 4.2<br>
686: The answer<br>
687: BSD 4.2<br>
688: <br>
689: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
690: to share what is already ours?<br>
691: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
692: To end up not getting far?<br>
693: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
694: before we can hear every star?<br>
695: <br>
696: The answer my friend<br>
697: BSD 4.2<br>
698: The answer<br>
699: BSD 4.2<br>
700: <br>
701: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
702: with ships that are silicon made<br>
703: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
704: our future is made in the shade<br>
705: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
706: Inside everything that we use?<br>
707: <br>
708: The answer my friend<br>
709: BSD 4.2<br>
710: The answer<br>
711: BSD 4.2<br>
712: <br>
713: <br>
714: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
715: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
716: </td></tr></table>
717: <p>
718: <em>
719: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
720: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
721: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
722: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
723: <br>
724: <br>
725: </em>
726:
727: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 728: <a name=48></a>
729: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
730: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
731: </a></font></h2>
732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
733: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 734: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 735: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
736: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 737: an uncompressed copy of<br>
738: this song.<br>
739: <br>
740: [Instrumental]<br>
741: <br>
1.126 deraadt 742: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 743: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
744: <br>
745: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 746: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 747: <br>
748: <br>
749: <em>
750: [Sorry, no commentary]
751: <br>
752: </em>
753: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
754: <br>
755: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
756: <br>
757: <br>
758: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
759: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
760: </td></tr></table>
761: <p>
762: <em>
763: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
764: <br>
765: <br>
766: </em>
767:
768: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 769: <a name=47></a>
770: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
771: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
772: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
773: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 774: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 775: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
776: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 777: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
778: <br>
1.126 deraadt 779: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 780: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
781: <br>
782: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 783: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 784: <br>
785: <br>
786: <em>
787: [Sorry, no commentary]
788: <br>
789: </em>
790: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
791: <br>
792: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
793: <br>
794: Back when I was twenty<br>
795: They said I wouldn't last<br>
796: All that I believed in<br>
797: Were the teachings of the past<br>
798: <br>
799: All I ever wanted<br>
800: Was to keep the world secure<br>
801: And all the criticizing<br>
802: Was something I'd endure<br>
803: <br>
804: The changes that I've been through<br>
805: And the trials along the way<br>
806: The battle isn't over<br>
807: And I'm living day by day<br>
808: <br>
809: But I'm still here<br>
810: <br>
811: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
812: But I'm just being me<br>
813: With my filter I can hide<br>
814: My true identity<br>
815: <br>
816: One day when I was flying<br>
817: Across the open skies<br>
818: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
819: Had been weakened over time<br>
820: <br>
821: The server room was burning up<br>
822: And melting the array<br>
823: A little breath of cold air<br>
824: Was enough to save the day<br>
825: <br>
826: CHORUS:<br>
827: But I'm still here<br>
828: Better than I've ever been before<br>
829: I'm still free<br>
830: Close a window, open up a door<br>
831: I'm still me<br>
832: <br>
833: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
834: <br>
835: Now that I am older<br>
836: And I've been around so long<br>
837: The world is ever changing<br>
838: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
839: <br>
840: CHORUS:<br>
841: <br>
842: <br>
843: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
844: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
845: </td></tr></table>
846: <p>
847: <em>
848: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
849: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
850: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
851: <br>
852: <br>
853: </em>
854:
855: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 856: <a name=46></a>
857: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
858: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
859: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
860: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 861: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 862: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
863: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 864: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
865: <br>
1.126 deraadt 866: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 867: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 868: <br>
869: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 870: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 871: <br>
872: <br>
873: <em>
1.119 deraadt 874: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 875: <br>
876: </em>
877: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
878: <br>
879: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
880: <br>
881: Welcome to the future<br>
882: One very rich man<br>
883: runs the Earth with<br>
884: one multinational<br>
885: owns your stuff<br>
886: and owns your birth<br>
887: <br>
888: Everyone is armless<br>
889: Personal robots<br>
890: Do it all for you<br>
891: Sitting on your slug head<br>
892: One channel TV<br>
893: never gonna bore you<br>
894: <br>
895: CHORUS<br>
896: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
897: or a way to die<br>
898: while alive and a loser<br>
899: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 900: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 901: on the Planet of the Users<br>
902: <br>
903: Everyone is happy<br>
904: No more government<br>
905: No more media<br>
906: Only the Company<br>
907: Entertains you<br>
908: while it feeds you<br>
909: <br>
910: Soylent Green pap<br>
911: Eating your friends while<br>
912: shopping, buying<br>
913: Stupid applications<br>
914: Obsolete before you try them<br>
915: <br>
916: CHORUS<br>
917: <br>
918: Take me back<br>
919: Take me back<br>
920: Please<br>
921: Take me back<br>
922: <br>
923: Way back in my time<br>
924: Open source kept<br>
925: everyone choosing<br>
926: People knew the insides<br>
927: Of devices they were using<br>
928: <br>
929: Hackers had a doorway<br>
930: Now it's locked and<br>
931: dumbed down so much<br>
932: One button coma<br>
933: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
934: <br>
935: CHORUS<br>
936: <br>
937: <br>
938: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
939: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
940: </td></tr></table>
941: <p>
942: <em>
943: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
944: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
945: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
946: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
947: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
948: <br>
949: <br>
950: </em>
951:
952: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 953: <a name=45></a>
954: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
955: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
956: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
957: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 958: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 959: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
960: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 961: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
962: <br>
1.126 deraadt 963: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 964: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 965: <br>
966: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 967: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 968: <br>
969: <br>
970: <em>
1.119 deraadt 971: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 972: <br>
973: </em>
974: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
975: <br>
976: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
977: <br>
978: I love to hate my PC<br>
979: But now it's not so easy<br>
980: Just wanna get this job done<br>
981: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
982: <br>
983: You wanna know the truth?<br>
984: Intel's controlling you<br>
985: And Microsoft is too<br>
986: But this is nothing new<br>
987: <br>
988: With A.C.P.I.<br>
989: This endless mess so corporate<br>
990: Tangles and angles<br>
991: In what could be straight forward<br>
992: <br>
993: Lost connections<br>
994: Lost my mind<br>
995: It's such a waste of time<br>
996: <br>
997: CHORUS<br>
998: <br>
999: Now on the motherboard<br>
1000: Where all my life is stored<br>
1001: Playing with garbage there<br>
1002: With rules so unfair<br>
1003: <br>
1004: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1005: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1006: Forcing us all to play<br>
1007: Our progress interrupted<br>
1008: <br>
1009: Lost connections<br>
1010: Lost my mind<br>
1011: It's such a waste of time<br>
1012: <br>
1013: CHORUS<br>
1014: <br>
1015: Yes I'm a user<br>
1016: And I'm not the only one<br>
1017: I'm not a loser<br>
1018: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1019: <br>
1020: And we will find it<br>
1021: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1022: Map our devices<br>
1023: And we know what it'll take<br>
1024: <br>
1025: Lost connections<br>
1026: Lost my mind<br>
1027: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1028: <br>
1029: (bridge)<br>
1030: On and on<br>
1031: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1032: All and all<br>
1033: We are one<br>
1034: Clean the dream<br>
1035: Gone wrong<br>
1036: We are Tron<br>
1037: On and on and on<br>
1038: <br>
1039: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1040: <br>
1041: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1042: <br>
1043: CHORUS<br>
1044: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1045: <br>
1046: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1047: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1048: </td></tr></table>
1049: <p>
1050: <em>
1051: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1052: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1053: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.112 deraadt 1054: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1055: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1056: <br>
1057: <br>
1058: </em>
1059:
1060: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1061: <a name=44></a>
1062: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1063: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1064: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1065: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1066: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1067: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1068: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1069: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1070: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1071: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1072: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1073: <br>
1074: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1075: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1076: <br>
1077: <br>
1078: <em>
1079: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1080: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1081: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1082: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1083: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1084: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1085: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1086: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1087: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1088: probably not been read by enough people.
1089: <br>
1090: <br>
1091: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1092: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1093: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1094: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1095: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1096: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1097: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1098: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1099: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1100: <br>
1101: <br>
1102: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1103: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1104: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1105: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1106: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1107: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1108: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1109: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1110: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1111: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1112: <br>
1113: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1114: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1115: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1116: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1117: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1118: <br>
1119: <br>
1120: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1121: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1122: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1123: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1124: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1125: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1126: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1127: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1128: <br>
1129: <br>
1130: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1131: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1132: <br>
1133: </em>
1134: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1135: <br>
1136: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1137: <br>
1138: <center>
1139: <br>
1140: Source Wars<br>
1141: Episode IV<br>
1142: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1143: </center>
1144: <br>
1145: Not so very long ago<br>
1146: and not so far away<br>
1147: AT&T made system code<br>
1148: and gave some bits away<br>
1149: <br>
1150: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1151: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1152: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1153: for everyone on Earth<br>
1154: <br>
1155: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1156: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1157: And good old greed was back again<br>
1158: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1159: <br>
1160: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1161: sued BSDi from above<br>
1162: The code is free but<br>
1163: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1164: <br>
1165: The University came calling<br>
1166: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1167: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1168: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1169: <br>
1170: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1171: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1172: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1173: of BSD code all around<br>
1174: <br>
1175: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1176: of credit front to back<br>
1177: This broke the license USL<br>
1178: was using to attack<br>
1179: <br>
1180: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1181: and "settled" out of court<br>
1182: And UCB was big enough<br>
1183: to take it like a sport<br>
1184: <br>
1185: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1186: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1187: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1188: every book with proper dues<br>
1189: <br>
1190: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1191: apologetically<br>
1192: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1193: the same monopoly<br>
1194: <br>
1195: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1196: down if everybody saw<br>
1197: How greed became so big<br>
1198: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1199: <br>
1200: But only one community<br>
1201: the one that makes it tick<br>
1202: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1203: exposing hypocrites<br>
1204: <br>
1205: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1206: to tell the story right<br>
1207: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1208: and kept in shining light<br>
1209: <br>
1210: And may the source be with you<br>
1211: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1212: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1213: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1214: <br>
1215: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1216: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1217: </td></tr></table>
1218: <p>
1219: <em>
1220: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1221: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1222: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 1223: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1224: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1225: <br>
1226: <br>
1227: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1228:
1229: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1230: <a name=43></a>
1231: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1232: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1233: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1234: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1235: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1236: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1237: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1238: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1239: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1240: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1241: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1242: <br>
1243: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1244: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1245: <br>
1246: <br>
1247: <em>
1248: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1249: who is a lot like
1250: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1251: <br>
1252: <br>
1253: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1254: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1255: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1256: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1257: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1258: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1259: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1260: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1261: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1262: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1263: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1264: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1265: <br>
1266: <br>
1267: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1268: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1269: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1270: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1271: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1272: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1273: <br>
1274: <br>
1275: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1276: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1277: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1278: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1279: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1280: influence which he could use so falsely.
1281: <br>
1282: <br>
1283: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1284: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1285: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1286: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1287: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1288: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1289: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1290: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1291: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1292: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1293: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1294: <br>
1295: <br>
1296: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1297: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1298: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1299: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1300: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1301: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1302: <br>
1303: <br>
1304: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1305: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1306: follow their own stupid rules.
1307: </em>
1308: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1309: <br>
1310: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1311: <br>
1312:
1313: <br>
1314: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1315: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1316: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1317: Tempting harpies<br>
1318: 13 years of treachery<br>
1319: <br>
1320: <br>
1321: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1322: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1323: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1324: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1325: <br>
1326: <br>
1327: But something's wrong with them<br>
1328: They will not take our free wares<br>
1329: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1330: Why are you so scared?<br>
1331: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1332: <br>
1333: <br>
1334: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1335: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1336: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1337: There are many new laws"<br>
1338: <br>
1339: <br>
1.98 okan 1340: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1341: "Puffy!<br>
1342: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1343: <br>
1344: <br>
1345: "First rule one dictates<br>
1346: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1347: <br>
1348: <br>
1349: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1350: <br>
1351: <br>
1352: "And rule two dictates<br>
1353: You must give it to me<br>
1354: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1355: <br>
1356: <br>
1357: "The list goes on of course<br>
1358: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1359: <br>
1360: <br>
1361: "This is madness!<br>
1362: He has lost his mind!<br>
1363: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1364: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1365: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1366: <br>
1367: <br>
1368: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1369: <br>
1370: <br>
1371: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1372: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1373: </td></tr></table>
1374: <p>
1375: <em>
1376: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1377: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1378: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1379: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1380: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.112 deraadt 1381: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1382: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1383: <br>
1384: <br>
1385: </em>
1386:
1387: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1388: <a name=42></a>
1389: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1390: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1391: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1392: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1393: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1394: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1395: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1396: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1397: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1398: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1399: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1400: <br>
1401: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1402: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1403: <br>
1404: <br>
1405: <em>
1406: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1407: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1408: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1409: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1410: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1411: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1412: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1413: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1414: away from the ideals very quickly.
1415: <p>
1.93 jmc 1416: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1417: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1418: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1419: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1420: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1421: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1422: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1423: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1424: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1425: <p>
1426: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1427: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1428: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1429: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1430: led to other issues.
1431: <p>
1432: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1433: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1434: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1435: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1436: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1437: <p>
1438: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1439: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1440: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1441: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1442: projects.
1443: <p>
1444: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1445: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1446: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1447: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1448: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1449: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1450: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1451: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1452: not for their agenda.
1453: <p>
1454: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1455: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1456: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1457: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1458: <p>
1459: </em>
1460: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1461: <br>
1462: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1463: <br>
1464: The starting line is nervous<br>
1465: we burst upon the course<br>
1466: Electric is our passion<br>
1467: An open hearted force<br>
1468: <br>
1469: The water's full of dangers<br>
1470: That interrupt the flow<br>
1471: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1472: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1473: <br>
1474: *Give and get back some<br>
1475: Sharing it all<br>
1476: Path we know best<br>
1477: we're having a ball<br>
1478: Opulent mission<br>
1479: Lost in our passion<br>
1480: You can still choose<br>
1481: If you don't swim to win<br>
1482: you'll never lose*<br>
1483: <br>
1484: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1485: <br>
1486: The window is a wall by now<br>
1487: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1488: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1489: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1490: <br>
1491: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1492: Flies too close to itself<br>
1493: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1494: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1495: <br>
1496: *CHORUS*<br>
1497: <br>
1498: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1499: <br>
1500: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
1501: but this is not a race<br>
1502: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
1503: for first or second place<br>
1504: <br>
1505: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
1506: Were traded for real goals<br>
1507: The vision and the mission lost<br>
1508: For those with corporate souls<br>
1509: <br>
1510: *Give and get back some<br>
1511: Sharing it all<br>
1512: Path we know best<br>
1513: we're having a ball<br>
1514: Give and get zeros<br>
1515: Give and get ones<br>
1516: Given to you but<br>
1517: Not you to us<br>
1518: Opulent mission<br>
1519: Lost in our passion<br>
1520: You can still choose<br>
1521: If you don't swim to win<br>
1522: you'll never lose<br>
1523: You'll never lose*<br>
1524: <br>
1525: <br>
1526: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1527: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
1528: </td></tr></table>
1529: <p>
1530: <em>
1531: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.112 deraadt 1532: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1533: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 1534: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1535: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
1536: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
1537: <br>
1538: <br>
1539: </em>
1540:
1541: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 1542: <a name=41></a>
1543: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
1544: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
1545: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1546: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1547: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1548: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1549: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 1550: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1551: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1552: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1553: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 1554: <br>
1555: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
1556: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1557: <br>
1558: <br>
1559: <em>
1560: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
1561: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
1562: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
1563: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
1564: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
1565: device support.
1566: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 1567: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 1568: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
1569: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
1570: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
1571: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
1572: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
1573: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
1574: weird, or even buggy.
1575: <p>
1576: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
1577: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
1578: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
1579: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
1580: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
1581: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 1582: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 1583: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
1584: OpenBSD, either).
1585: <p>
1586: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
1587: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
1588: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
1589: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
1590: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 1591: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 1592: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
1593: <p>
1.82 jsg 1594: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 1595: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 1596: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
1597: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1598: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
1599: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
1600: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
1601: would be fantastic by now.
1602: <p>
1603: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 1604: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 1605: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1606: </em>
1607: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1608: <br>
1609: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1610: <br>
1611: Here's an old story ...<br>
1612: <br>
1613: <br>
1614: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
1615: We all know the details<br>
1616: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
1617: some serious loot,<br>
1618: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
1619: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
1620: The little guy who<br>
1621: did the best with what he had<br>
1622: <br>
1623: <br>
1624: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
1625: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
1626: in moderation<br>
1627: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
1628: <br>
1629: <br>
1630: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
1631: never give him the password<br>
1632: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1633: stop - being - his brother.<br>
1634: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 1635: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 1636: So do the best with what you have<br>
1637: <br>
1638: <br>
1639: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
1640: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
1641: But unlike Vendors,<br>
1642: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1643: <br>
1644: <br>
1645: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
1646: Look upon their words and despair<br>
1647: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
1648: then made him better off dead<br>
1649: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1650: <br>
1651: <br>
1652: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
1653: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
1654: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
1655: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
1656: for each consecutive cut<br>
1657: But with the salty water of labour<br>
1658: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1659: <br>
1660: <br>
1661: It's not whether you're well off<br>
1662: it's where you dig the well<br>
1663: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
1664: the little guy does right<br>
1665: <br>
1666: <br>
1667: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1668: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
1669: </td></tr></table>
1670: <p>
1671: <em>
1.112 deraadt 1672: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1673: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1674: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 1675: <br>
1676: <br>
1677: </em>
1678:
1679: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1680: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.76 deraadt 1681: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
1682: "OpenVOX"</a></font></h2>
1683: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1684: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1685: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1686: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1687: This is the extra song on the
1688: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1689: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
1690: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1691: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1692: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1693: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1694: <br>
1695: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1696: <br>
1697: <br>
1698: <em>
1.126 deraadt 1699: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
1700: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 1701: <p>
1702: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
1703: and music for each OpenBSD release.
1704: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
1705: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 1706: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1707: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1%2b=Add">
1.111 deraadt 1708: Order this CDROM from our International site.</a>
1709: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1710: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
1711: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
1712: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 1713: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1714: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 1715: </em>
1716: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1717: <br>
1718: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1719: Be Open<br>
1720: Be Vocal<br>
1721: Stay Open<br>
1722: Stay Vocal<br>
1723: <br>
1724: (repeat)<br>
1725: <br>
1726: OpenBSD<br>
1727: <br>
1728: Twice a year,<br>
1729: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
1730: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
1731: and take strips out of liars.<br>
1732: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
1733: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
1734: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 1735: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 1736: and a license application<br>
1737: is a fishybomination<br>
1738: and a random allocation<br>
1739: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
1740: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
1741: OK stop.<br>
1742: I get it.<br>
1743: Some asshole lied.<br>
1744: <br>
1745: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 1746: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 1747: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
1748: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
1749: in the cyber cider documation<br>
1750: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
1751: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
1752: OK stop.<br>
1753: I get it.<br>
1754: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1755: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
1756: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
1757: I get it.<br>
1758: Where's my pencils?<br>
1759: Bring me my mic!<br>
1760: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1761: Be Open<br>
1762: Be Vocal<br>
1763: Stay Open<br>
1764: Stay Vocal<br>
1765: <br>
1766: (repeat)<br>
1767: <br>
1768: Then he has another beer and<br>
1769: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
1770: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
1771: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
1772: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
1773: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
1774: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
1775: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
1776: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
1777: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
1778: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
1779: every time, every song!<br>
1780: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
1781: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
1782: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
1783: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
1784: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1785: <br>
1786: (beat boxin')<br>
1787: <br>
1788: <br>
1789: </td></tr></table>
1790: <p>
1791: <em>
1792: <br>
1793: </em>
1794:
1795: <hr>
1796: <a name=40></a>
1797: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
1798: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
1799: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1800: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1801: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1802: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1803: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 1804: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1805: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1806: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1807: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1808: <br>
1809: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
1810: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
1811: <br>
1812: <br>
1813: <em>
1814: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 1815: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 1816: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 1817: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 1818: <br>
1819: <br>
1820: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 1821: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
1822: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 1823: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
1824: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
1825: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
1826: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
1827: <br>
1828: <br>
1829: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
1830: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
1831: <br>
1832: <br>
1833: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
1834: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
1835: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
1836: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
1837: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 1838: <br>
1839: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1840: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
1841: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 1842: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
1843: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
1844: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 1845: <br>
1846: <br>
1847: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
1848: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
1849: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
1850: other developers.
1851: </em>
1852: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1853: <br>
1854: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1855: <br>
1856: <br>
1857: <br>
1858: Humppa negala<br>
1859: Humppa negala<br>
1860: Humppa negala<br>
1861: Venismechah<br>
1862: <br>
1863: Humppa negala<br>
1864: Humppa negala<br>
1865: Humppa negala<br>
1866: Venismechah<br>
1867: <br>
1868: Humppa neranenah<br>
1869: Humppa neranenah<br>
1870: Humppa neranenah<br>
1871: Venismechah<br>
1872: <br>
1873: Humppa neranenah<br>
1874: Humppa neranenah<br>
1875: Humppa neranenah<br>
1876: Venismechah<br>
1877: <br>
1878: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1879: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1880: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1881: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1882: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1883: uru achim!<br>
1884: uru achim!<br>
1885: OpenBSD!<br>
1886: <br>
1887: <br>
1888: (circus torture)<br>
1889: <br>
1890: <br>
1891: Humppa negala<br>
1892: Humppa negala<br>
1893: Humppa negala<br>
1894: Venismechah<br>
1895: <br>
1896: Humppa negala<br>
1897: Humppa negala<br>
1898: Humppa negala<br>
1899: Venismechah<br>
1900: <br>
1901: Humppa neranenah<br>
1902: Humppa neranenah<br>
1903: Humppa neranenah<br>
1904: Venismechah<br>
1905: <br>
1906: Humppa neranenah<br>
1907: Humppa neranenah<br>
1908: Humppa neranenah<br>
1909: Venismechah<br>
1910: <br>
1911: Uru, uru achim!<br>
1912: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1913: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1914: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1915: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
1916: uru achim!<br>
1917: uru achim!<br>
1918: OpenBSD!<br>
1919: <br>
1920: <br>
1921: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1922: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
1923: </td></tr></table>
1924: <p>
1925: <em>
1.90 deraadt 1926: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76 deraadt 1927: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.112 deraadt 1928: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1929: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1930: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 1931: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 1932: <br>
1933: <br>
1934: </em>
1935:
1936: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 1937: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 1938: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 1939: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
1940: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1941: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1942: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1943: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
1944: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 1945: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1946: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1947: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1948: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 1949: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1950: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1951: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 1952: <br>
1953: <br>
1954: <em>
1955: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
1956: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
1957: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
1958: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
1959: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
1960: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
1961: <br>
1962: <br>
1963: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
1964: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
1965: <br>
1966: <br>
1967: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
1968: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
1969: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
1970: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
1971: <br>
1972: <br>
1973: <ul>
1974: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
1975: at any time.<br>
1976: <br>
1977: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
1978: <br>
1979: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
1980: <br>
1981: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
1982: <br>
1983: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
1984: <br>
1985: <li>
1986: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
1987: less portable.<br>
1988: <br>
1989: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
1990: </ul>
1991: <br>
1992: <br>
1993: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
1994: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
1995: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
1996: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
1997: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1998: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1999: </em>
2000: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2001: <br>
2002: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2003: <br><br><br>
2004: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2005: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2006: there was nothin' shady<br>
2007: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2008: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2009: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2010: <br>
2011: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2012: blah blah blah<br>
2013: Blah!<br>
2014: <br>
2015: <br>
2016: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2017: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2018: <br>
2019: <br>
2020: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2021: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2022: with a drop of goo<br>
2023: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2024: But by the time he graduated<br>
2025: Blob was business slime!<br>
2026: <br>
2027: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2028: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2029: blah blah<br>
2030: <br>
2031: <br>
2032: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2033: <br>
2034: <br>
2035: Now everybody had it<br>
2036: they was drivin' around<br>
2037: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2038: for convenience now<br>
2039: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2040: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2041: <br>
2042: <br>
2043: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2044: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2045: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2046: blah blah<br>
2047: <br>
2048: <br>
2049: It's linkin' time!<br>
2050: <br>
2051: <br>
2052: Now it was out of control<br>
2053: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2054: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2055: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2056: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2057: <br>
2058: <br>
2059: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2060: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2061: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2062: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2063: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2064: <br>
2065: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2066: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2067: And he battled the Blob<br>
2068: who had crossed the line<br>
2069: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2070: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2071: <br>
2072: <br>
2073: But it was too late!<br>
2074: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2075: He wants your video!<br>
2076: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2077: He wants your drive!<br>
2078: He wants it all!!<br>
2079: <br>
2080: <br>
2081: Somebody help us!<br>
2082: Noooooooo!<br>
2083: NVIDIA!<br>
2084: Intel!<br>
2085: Atheros!<br>
2086: 3-Ware!<br>
2087: VIA!<br>
2088: ATI!<br>
2089: Broadcom!<br>
2090: TI!<br>
2091: Myricom!<br>
2092: HighPoint!<br>
2093: Adaptec!<br>
2094: Mylex!<br>
2095: ICP Vortex!<br>
2096: and IBM!<br>
2097: Takin' over the world!<br>
2098: <br>
2099: <br>
2100: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2101: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2102: </td></tr></table>
2103: <p>
2104: <em>
2105: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2106: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2107: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2108: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2109: Theo de Raadt.
2110: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2111: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2112: Drums by Jim Buick.
2113: <br>
2114: <br>
2115: </em>
2116:
2117: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2118: <a name=38></a>
2119: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2120: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2121: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2122: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2123: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2124: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2125: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2126: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2127: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2128: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2129: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2130: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2131: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2132: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2133: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2134: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2135: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2136: <br>
2137: <br>
2138: <em>
2139: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2140: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2141: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2142: their devices.
2143: <p>
2144: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2145: for the
1.70 steven 2146: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2147: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2148: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2149: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2150: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2151: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2152: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2153: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2154: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2155: <p>
2156: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2157: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2158: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2159: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2160: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2161: "quality" to show its head.
2162: <p>
2163: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2164: <br>
2165: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2166: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2167: <li>Repair
2168: </ul>
2169: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2170: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2171: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2172: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2173: <p>
2174: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2175: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2176: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2177: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2178: <p>
2179: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2180: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2181: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2182: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2183: <p>
2184: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2185: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2186: the AMI controllers.
2187: <p>
2188: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2189: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2190: basic RAID management:
2191: <ul>
2192: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2193: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2194: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2195: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2196: </ul>
2197: <p>
2198: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2199: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2200: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2201: <p>
2202: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2203: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2204: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2205: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2206: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2207: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2208: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2209: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2210: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2211: controllers.
2212: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2213: would not get documentation, either.
2214: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2215: look saintly.
2216: <p>
2217: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2218: in OpenBSD, please buy
2219: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2220: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2221: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2222: will just work</a>.
2223: <p>
2224: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2225: <br>
2226: </em>
2227: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2228: <br>
2229: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2230: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2231: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2232: <br>
2233: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2234: <br>
2235: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2236: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2237: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2238: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2239: <br>
2240: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2241: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2242: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2243: <br>
2244: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2245: <br>
2246: <br>
2247: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2248: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2249: <br>
2250: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2251: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2252: <br>
2253: <br>
2254: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2255: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2256: <br>
2257: <br>
2258: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2259: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2260: <br>
2261: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2262: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2263: <br>
2264: <br>
2265: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2266: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2267: <br>
2268: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2269: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2270: <br>
2271: <br>
2272: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2273: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2274: there before him
2275: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2276: secure operating system,
2277: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2278: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2279: <br>
2280: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2281: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2282: <br>
2283: <br>
2284: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2285: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2286: </td></tr></table>
2287: <p>
2288: <em>
2289: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2290: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2291: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.112 deraadt 2292: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2293: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2294: <br>
2295: <br>
2296: </em>
2297:
2298: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2299: <a name=37></a>
2300: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2301: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2302: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2303: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2304: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2305: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2306: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2307: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2308: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2309: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2310: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2311: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2312: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2313: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2314: <br>
2315: <br>
2316: <em>
2317: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2318: good device support.<br>
2319: <br>
2320: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2321: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2322: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2323: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2324: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2325: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2326: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2327: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2328: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2329: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2330: <br>
2331: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2332: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2333: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2334: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2335: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2336: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2337: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2338: <br>
2339: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2340: <br>
2341: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2342: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2343: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2344: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2345: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2346: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2347: <br>
2348:
2349: Want to help us? Avoid
2350: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2351: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2352: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2353: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2354: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2355: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2356: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2357: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2358: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2359: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2360: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2361: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2362: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2363: <br>
2364: <br>
2365: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2366: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2367: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2368: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2369: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2370: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2371: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2372: development information for all, but are even going further and
2373: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2374: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2375: <br>
2376: </em>
2377: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2378: <br>
2379: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2380: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2381: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2382: send out the alarm<br>
2383: and the shit storm flies<br>
2384: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2385: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2386: twisting up a ride<br>
2387: to the land of OS<br>
2388: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2389: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2390: The open slippers red are<br>
2391: Hers to take<br>
2392: <br>
1.53 otto 2393: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2394: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2395: <br>
2396: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2397: To get yourself back home<br>
2398: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2399: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2400: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2401: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2402: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2403: You'll never lose<br>
2404: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2405: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2406: lazy and insane<br>
2407: but they sang OK<br>
2408: <br>
1.53 otto 2409: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2410: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2411: <br>
2412: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2413: The city glows<br>
2414: It's positively green<br>
2415: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2416: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2417: <br>
2418: Go to the west<br>
2419: You must pass the test<br>
2420: For me<br>
2421: Bring me the ride<br>
2422: of the witch I despise<br>
2423: And you'll be free<br>
2424: <br>
2425: You don't need the broom<br>
2426: You don't need the shoes<br>
2427: You don't need the wiz<br>
2428: You will never lose<br>
2429: You have all you need<br>
2430: You always had heart<br>
2431: You always had courage<br>
2432: Did somebody fart?<br>
2433: You always had brains<br>
2434: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2435: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2436: But you've got some balls<br>
2437: So double click heels<br>
2438: and work with Taiwan<br>
2439: And speak to your doggie<br>
2440: You're already gone....<br>
2441: <br>
2442: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2443: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2444: </td></tr></table>
2445: <p>
2446: <em>
2447: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2448: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2449: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2450: Semaka,
2451: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2452: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2453: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
2454: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2455: <br>
2456: <br>
2457: </em>
2458:
2459: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2460: <a name=36></a>
2461: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2462: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2463: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2464: <tr>
2465: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2466: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2467: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2468: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2469: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2470: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2471: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2472: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2473: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2474: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2475: <br>
2476: <br>
2477: <em>
2478: What is up with some free software providers?!
2479: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2480: <p>
2481: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2482: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2483: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2484: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2485: going to remember them in the end.
2486: <p>
2487: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2488: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2489: offerings in the last few years:
2490: <ul>
2491: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2492: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2493: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2494: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2495: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2496: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2497: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2498: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2499: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2500: <p>
2501: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2502: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2503: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2504: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2505: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2506: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2507: <p>
2508: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2509: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2510: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2511: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2512: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2513: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2514: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
2515: </ul>
2516: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
2517: others who will follow them:
2518: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
2519: replace it.
2520: <br>
2521: </em>
2522: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2523: <br>
2524: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2525: <br>
2526: <br>
2527: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
2528: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
2529: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
2530: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
2531: <p>
2532: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 2533: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 2534: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
2535: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
2536: <p>
2537: <br>
2538: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
2539: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
2540: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
2541: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
2542: <p>
2543: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
2544: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
2545: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
2546: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
2547: <p>
2548: <br>
2549: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
2550: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 2551: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 2552: So he fought the fight<br>
2553: and he set things right<br>
2554: With his OpenBSD<br>
2555: <p>
2556: <br>
2557: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
2558: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
2559: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
2560: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
2561: <p>
2562: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
2563: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
2564: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
2565: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
2566: <p>
2567: <br>
2568: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
2569: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 2570: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2571: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
2572: <p>
2573: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
2574: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
2575: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
2576: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
2577: <p>
2578: <br>
2579: CHORUS<br>
2580: <p>
2581: <br>
2582: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
2583: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
2584: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 2585: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2586: <p>
2587: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
2588: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
2589: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
2590: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
2591: <p>
2592: <br>
2593: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 2594: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2595: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
2596: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
2597: <p>
2598: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
2599: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 2600: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
2601: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2602: <p>
2603: <br>
2604: CHORUS<br>
2605: <br>
2606: <p>
2607: That's right!<br>
2608: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
2609: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
2610: <br>
2611: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 2612: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 2613: </td></tr></table>
2614: <p>
2615: <em>
2616: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
2617: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
2618: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2619: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 2620: <br>
2621: <br>
2622: </em>
2623:
2624: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 2625: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 2626: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
2627: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 2628: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2629: <tr>
2630: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2631: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
2632: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 2633: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 2634: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2635: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2636: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 2637: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2638: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
2639: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 2640: <br>
2641: <br>
2642: <em>
2643: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
2644: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
2645: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
2646: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
2647: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
2648: <p>
2649: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
2650: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
2651: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
2652: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
2653: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
2654: sessions. Our
2655: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
2656: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
2657: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
2658: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
2659: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
2660: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
2661: <p>
2662: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
2663: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
2664: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
2665: Redundancy Protocol); on
2666: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
2667: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
2668: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
2669: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
2670: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
2671: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
2672: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.122 deraadt 2673: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 2674: There was much deliberation</a>
2675: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
2676: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
2677: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
2678: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
2679: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
2680: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
2681: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
2682: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
2683: eh?
2684: <p>
2685: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
2686: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
2687: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
2688: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
2689: claim patent rights.
2690: <p>
2691: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
2692: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
2693: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
2694: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
2695: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
2696: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
2697: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
2698: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
2699: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 2700: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 2701: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
2702: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
2703: <p>
2704: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
2705: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
2706: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
2707: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
2708: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 2709: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 2710: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
2711: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
2712: like all others, except against the community.
2713: <p>
2714: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
2715: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
2716: <p>
2717: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
2718: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
2719: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
2720: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
2721: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
2722: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
2723: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
2724: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
2725: it to use cryptography.
2726: <p>
2727: The combination of
2728: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
2729: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
2730: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
2731: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
2732: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
2733: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
2734: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
2735: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
2736: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
2737: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
2738: <p>
2739: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
2740: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
2741: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
2742: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
2743: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
2744: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
2745: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
2746: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
2747: <p>
2748: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
2749: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
2750: <br>
2751: </em>
2752: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2753: <br>
2754: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
2755: <br>
2756: <br>
2757: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2758: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
2759: <br>
2760: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2761: A what?
2762: <br>
2763: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2764: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
2765: <br>
2766: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2767: Well, it's free isn't it?
2768: <br>
2769: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2770: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
2771: <br>
2772: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2773: What?
2774: <br>
2775: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2776: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
2777: <br>
2778: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2779: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
2780: <br>
2781: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2782: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
2783: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
2784: <br>
2785: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2786: You must be a looney.
2787: <br>
2788: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2789: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
2790: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
2791: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
2792: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
2793: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
2794: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
2795: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
2796: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
2797: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
2798: <br>
2799: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2800: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
2801: <br>
2802: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2803: Yes.
2804: <br>
2805: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2806: For a free redundancy protocol?
2807: <br>
2808: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2809: Yes.
2810: <br>
2811: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2812: You are a looney.
2813: <br>
2814: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2815: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
2816: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
2817: VRRP.
2818: <br>
2819: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2820: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
2821: <br>
2822: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 2823: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 2824: <br>
2825: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2826: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
2827: <br>
2828: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2829: Yes there is!
2830: <br>
2831: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2832: Isn't!
2833: <br>
2834: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2835: Is!
2836: <br>
2837: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2838: Isn't!
2839: <br>
2840: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2841: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
2842: <br>
2843: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2844: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
2845: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
2846: <br>
2847: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2848: The man didn't have the right form.
2849: <br>
2850: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2851: What man?
2852: <br>
2853: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2854: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
2855: <br>
2856: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2857: The looney detector van, you mean.
2858: <br>
2859: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2860: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
2861: <br>
2862: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2863: What redundancy detector van?
2864: <br>
2865: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2866: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
2867: <br>
2868: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2869: Cizzz-coeee?
2870: <br>
2871: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2872: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
2873: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
2874: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
2875: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
2876: <br>
2877: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 2878: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 2879: <br>
2880: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2881: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
2882: <br>
2883: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2884: What PIX?
2885: <br>
2886: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2887: The PIX I'm replacing!
2888: <br>
2889: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2890: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
2891: license it?
2892: <br>
2893: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2894: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
2895: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
2896: <br>
2897: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2898: No they didn't!
2899: <br>
2900: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2901: Did!
2902: <br>
2903: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2904: Didn't!
2905: <br>
2906: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2907: Did, did, did and did!
2908: <br>
2909: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2910: Oh, all right.
2911: <br>
2912: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2913: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
2914: license?
2915: <br>
2916: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2917: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
2918: <br>
2919: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2920: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
2921: <br>
2922: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2923: A license?
2924: <br>
2925: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2926: Yes.
2927: <br>
2928: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2929: For your firewall?
2930: <br>
2931: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2932: No.
2933: <br>
2934: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2935: No?
2936: <br>
2937: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2938: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
2939: <br>
2940: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2941: You're off your chump.
2942: <br>
2943: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2944: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 2945: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 2946: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
2947: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
2948: <br>
2949: <br>
2950: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
2951: <br>
2952: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
2953: must ipso facto standard be<br>
2954: But standard it<br>
2955: needs to be free<br>
2956: vis a vis<br>
2957: the IETF<br>
2958: you see?<br>
2959: <br>
2960: But can VRRP<br>
2961: be said to be<br>
2962: or not to be<br>
2963: a standard, see,<br>
2964: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
2965: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
2966: <br>
2967: Singing...<br>
2968: <br>
2969: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
2970: VRRP ain't free.<br>
2971: O P E N B S D<br>
2972: CARP is free<br>
2973: <br>
2974: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
2975: let through IETF to mean<br>
2976: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
2977: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
2978: <br>
2979: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
2980: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
2981: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2982: <br>
2983: 1 1 2,<br>
2984: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
2985: CARP and PF are free.<br>
2986: <br>
2987: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
2988: bisected accidentally,<br>
2989: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
2990: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
2991: <br>
2992: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2993: Redundancy must be free.<br>
2994: <br>
2995: The End<br>
2996: <br>
2997: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
2998: <br>
2999: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3000: <br>
3001: Geddy must be free.<br>
3002: <br>
3003: <br>
3004: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3005: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3006: </td></tr></table>
3007: <p>
3008: <em>
3009: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3010: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
3011: <br>
1.34 otto 3012: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3013: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3014: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3015: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3016: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3017: <br>
3018: <br>
3019: </em>
3020:
3021: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3022: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3023: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3024: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3025: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3026: <tr>
3027: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3028: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3029: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3030: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3031: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3032: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3033: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3034: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3035: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3036: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3037: <br>
3038: <br>
3039: <em>
3040: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3041: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3042: forces of the draconian government!
3043: <p>
3044: <br>
3045: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3046: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3047: of recent happenings.
3048: <p>
3049: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3050: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3051: security research and development .. on things that
3052: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3053: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3054: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3055: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3056: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3057: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3058: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3059: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3060: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3061: <p>
3062: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3063: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3064: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3065: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3066: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3067: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3068: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3069: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3070: theft of oil.
3071: <p>
3072: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3073: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3074: <p>
3075: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3076: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3077: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3078: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3079: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3080: the project."
3081: <p>
3082: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3083: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3084: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3085: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3086: <p>
3087: Since the termination came near natural contract
3088: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3089: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3090: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3091: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3092: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3093: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3094: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3095: <p>
3096: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3097: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3098: of Robin Hood.
3099: </em>
3100: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3101: <br>
3102: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3103: <br>
3104: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3105: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3106: He had found the crusades<br>
3107: were an endless charade<br>
3108: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3109: <br>
3110: <br>
3111: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3112: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3113: Clever chums they did find<br>
3114: other fish of their kind<br>
3115: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3116: <br>
3117: <br>
3118: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3119: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3120: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3121: for to share online<br>
3122: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3123: <br>
3124: <br>
3125: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3126: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3127: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3128: to the teaming schools<br>
3129: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3130: <br>
3131: <br>
3132: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3133: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3134: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3135: So raise up your glass and<br>
3136: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3137: Fish for never running<br>
3138: and making something good!<br>
3139: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3140: <br>
3141: <br>
3142: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3143: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3144: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3145: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3146: Think he's a hero?<br>
3147: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3148: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3149: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3150: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3151: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3152: or we take away your worms too<br>
3153: <br>
3154: <br>
3155: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3156: Put on your glasses<br>
3157: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3158: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
3159: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
3160: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3161: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3162: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3163: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3164: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3165: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3166: <br>
3167: <br>
3168: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3169: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3170: And took back all the booty<br>
3171: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3172: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3173: <br>
3174: <br>
3175: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3176: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3177: He loaded all the loot<br>
3178: to give it back and big surprise<br>
3179: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3180: <br>
3181: <br>
3182: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3183: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3184: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3185: So raise up your glass and<br>
3186: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3187: Fish for never running<br>
3188: and making something good!<br>
3189: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3190: <br>
3191:
3192: <br>
3193: <br>
3194: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3195: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3196: </td></tr></table>
3197: <p>
3198: <em>
3199: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3200: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3201: <br>
3202: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3203: <br>
3204: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3205: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3206: <br>
3207: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3208: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3209: <br>
3210: </em>
3211:
1.23 jose 3212: <br>
3213: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3214: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3215: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3216: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3217: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3218: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3219: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3220: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3221: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3222: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3223: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3224: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3225: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3226: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3227: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3228: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3229: <br>
3230: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3231: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3232: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3233: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3234: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3235: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3236: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3237: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3238: III processors. We want documentation, because
3239: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3240: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3241: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3242: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3243: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3244: mode.<br>
3245: <br>
3246: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3247: </em>
1.11 deraadt 3248: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3249: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3250: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3251: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3252: Black was the protocol<br>
3253: <p>
3254: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3255: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3256: Then from the ocean came<br>
3257: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3258: <br>
3259: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3260: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3261: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3262: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3263: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3264: <p>
3265: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3266: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3267: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3268: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3269: <p>
3270: And there he found<br>
3271: His destiny<br>
3272: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3273: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3274: <p>
3275: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3276: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3277: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3278: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3279: <p>
3280: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3281: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3282: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3283: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3284: <p>
3285: Broke down the guard<br>
3286: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3287: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3288: All alone and only bones<br>
3289: <p>
3290: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3291: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3292: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3293: The new King Barbarian!<br>
3294: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3295: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3296: </td></tr></table>
3297: <p>
3298: <em>
3299: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3300: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3301: <br>
3302: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3303: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3304: </em>
3305:
3306: <br>
3307: <hr>
1.9 millert 3308: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3309: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3310: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3311: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3312: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3313: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3314: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3315: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3316: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3317: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3318: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3319: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3320: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3321: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3322: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3323: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 3324: Goldflipper<br>
3325: With golden skin<br>
3326: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3327: He's the machine<br>
3328: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3329: <p>
3330: And the fish<br>
3331: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3332: And the cat<br>
3333: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3334: <p>
3335: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3336: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3337: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3338: <p>
3339: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3340: <p>
1.9 millert 3341: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3342: catch the spikey one<br>
3343: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3344: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3345: <p>
1.9 millert 3346: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3347: and without a gun<br>
3348: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3349: <p>
1.9 millert 3350: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3351: such a sexy catch<br>
3352: Is she spying on him or<br>
3353: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3354: <p>
1.9 millert 3355: Oh double seven<br>
3356: Send me to Heaven<br>
3357: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3358: <p>
1.9 millert 3359: The women are fond<br>
3360: She knows what to do<br>
3361: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3362: <p>
1.9 millert 3363: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3364: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 3365: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
3366: <br>
3367: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3368: <p>
3369: <em>
1.9 millert 3370: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 3371: <br>
1.9 millert 3372: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3373: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3374: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3375: </em>
3376:
3377: <br>
3378: <hr>
1.3 ian 3379: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3380: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3381: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3382: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3383: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3384: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3385: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3386: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3387: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3388: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3389: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3390: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3391: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3392: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3393: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3394: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3395: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3396: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3397: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3398: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3399: <p>
3400: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3401: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3402: <p>
3403: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3404: Über tragic<br>
3405: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3406: <p>
3407: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3408: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3409: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3410: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 3411: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 3412: <p>
3413: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3414: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3415: <p>
3416: Chorus
3417: <p>
3418: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3419: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3420: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3421: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3422: <p>
3423: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3424: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3425: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3426: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3427: <p>
3428: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3429: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3430: <p>
3431: <em>
1.3 ian 3432: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3433: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3434: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
3435: <br>
1.3 ian 3436: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3437: <br>
3438: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3439: </em>
3440:
1.8 millert 3441: <br>
3442: <hr>
1.9 millert 3443: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3444: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3445: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3446: <p>
3447: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3448: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3449: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3450: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD items]</a><br>
3451: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3452: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3453: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3454: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3455: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3456: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3457: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3458: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 3459: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 3460: <br>
3461: <br>
1.9 millert 3462: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3463: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3464: <p>
1.9 millert 3465: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3466: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3467: <p>
1.9 millert 3468: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3469: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3470: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3471: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3472: <p>
1.9 millert 3473: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3474: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3475: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3476: I'm secure by default<br>
3477: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3478: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3479: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 3480: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3481: </td></tr></table>
3482: <p>
1.8 millert 3483: <em>
1.9 millert 3484: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3485: <br>
3486: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3487: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3488: <br>
3489: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 3490: <br>
1.9 millert 3491: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3492: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3493:
1.1 deraadt 3494: </body>
3495: </html>
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