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1.3 ian 15: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 16: <p>
17:
18: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
19: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 20: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
21: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
22: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 23: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.139 deraadt 24: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song. Theo then gets
25: the pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1 deraadt 26:
1.20 deraadt 27: <p>
1.71 deraadt 28: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
29: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 30: <td valign="top">
1.152 deraadt 31: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 32: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 33: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 34: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 35: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 36: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 37: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 38: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
39:
1.128 deraadt 40: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 41: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 42: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 43: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
44: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
45: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
46: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
47: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 48: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
49: <br>
50: </td><td valign="top">
1.148 deraadt 51: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 52: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 53: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 54: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 55: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 56: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
57: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
58: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
59: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
60: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 61: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 62: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 63: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 64: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
65: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 66: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 67: <br>
1.150 deraadt 68: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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1.71 deraadt 70: </a>
1.150 deraadt 71: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 72: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
73: </a>
74: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
75: <p>
76: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 77: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.126 deraadt 78: and
1.150 deraadt 79: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 80: <p>
81: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
82: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
83: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
84: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
85: <br clear=all>
86: <p>
1.152 deraadt 87:
88: <hr>
89: <a name=57></a>
90: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
91: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
92: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
93: <tr>
94: <td valign="top">
95: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
96: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
97: <br>
1.153 deraadt 98: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
99: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 100: <br>
101: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
102: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
103: </td><td valign=top>
104: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
105: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 106: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
107: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 108: <br>
1.154 deraadt 109: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
110: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 111: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 112: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 113: <br>
114: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 115: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 116: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 117: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 118: <br>
119: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 120: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 121: I'm a Source Fish<br>
122: I'm a Source Fish<br>
123: <br>
1.154 deraadt 124: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 125: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 126: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
127: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 128: <br>
1.154 deraadt 129: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 130: I'm a Source Fish<br>
131: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 132: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 133: <br>
1.154 deraadt 134: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
135: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 136: <br>
137: Instrumental<br>
138: <br>
1.154 deraadt 139: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
140: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
141: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
142: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
143: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
144: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
145: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
146: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 147: </td><td valign=top align=right>
148: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
149: </td></tr></table>
150: <p>
151: <em>
152: <br>
153: </em>
154: <p>
155: <em>
156: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
157: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
158: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
159: </em>
160: <br>
1.126 deraadt 161:
162: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 163: <a name=56></a>
164: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
165: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
166: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
167: <tr>
168: <td valign="top">
169: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
170: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
171: <br>
172: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
173: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
174: <br>
175: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
176: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
177: </td><td valign=top>
178: No lyrics.<br>
179: </td><td valign=top align=right>
180: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
181: </td></tr></table>
182: <p>
183: <em>
184: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
185: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
186: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
187: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
188: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
189: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
190: LibreSSL was released.
191: <p>
192: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
193: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
194: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
195: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
196: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
197: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
198: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
199: <p>
1.149 deraadt 200: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 201: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
202: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
203: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
204: than just posture?
205: </em>
206: <p>
207: <em>
208: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
209: by Jonathan Lewis.
210: </em>
211: <br>
212:
213: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 214: <a name=55></a>
215: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
216: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
217: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
218: <tr>
219: <td valign="top">
220: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
221: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
222: <br>
223: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
224: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
225: <br>
226: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
227: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
228: </td><td valign=top>
229: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
230: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
231: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
232: <br>
233: <br>
1.145 deraadt 234: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 235: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
236: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
237: <br>
238: <br>
239: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
240: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
241: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
242: <br>
243: <br>
1.145 deraadt 244: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 245: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
246: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
247: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
248: No bad hacks in time.<br>
249: <br>
250: <br>
251: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
252: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
253: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 254: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 255: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
256: </td></tr></table>
257: <em>
258: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
259: back to 1901. This is known as the
260: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
261: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
262: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
263: <p>
1.146 guenther 264: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
265: solve this.
266: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
267: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
268: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
269: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
270: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 271: <p>
272: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 273: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 274: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
275: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
276: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
277: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
278: <p>
279: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
280: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
281: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
282: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
283: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
284: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
285: <p>
286: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
287: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 288: </em>
1.144 deraadt 289: <p>
290: <em>
291: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
292: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
293: </em>
294: <br>
295:
296: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 297: <a name=54></a>
298: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
299: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
300: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
301: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 302: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 303: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
304: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
305: <br>
306: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
307: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
308: <br>
309: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 310: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 311: <br>
312: <br>
313: <em>
314: do { to loop<br>
315: at least one time<br>
316: <br>
317: regexp,<br>
318: to match a chunk of text<br>
319: <br>
320: main, the name,<br>
321: by which I'm called<br>
322: <br>
323: for,<br>
324: another kind of loop<br>
325: <br>
326: sem,<br>
327: a way to block a thread<br>
328: <br>
329: log<br>
330: a func to follow sem<br>
331: <br>
332: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 333: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 334: <br>
335: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
336: <br>
337: </em>
338: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
339: <br>
1.144 deraadt 340: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 341: <br>
342: <br>
343: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
344: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
345: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
346: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
347: <br>
348: <br>
349: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
350: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
351: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
352: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
353: <br>
354: <br>
355: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
356: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
357: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
358: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
359: <br>
360: <br>
361: (chorus)<br>
362: <br>
363: <br>
364: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
365: When I'm feeling mad<br>
366: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
367: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
368: <br>
369: <br>
370: (repeat)<br>
371: <br>
372: <br>
373: (chorus)<br>
374: <br>
375: <br>
376: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
377: When I'm feeling mad<br>
378: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
379: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
380: <br>
381: <br>
1.148 deraadt 382: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 383: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
384: </td></tr></table>
385: <p>
386: <em>
387: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
388: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
389: <br>
390: <br>
391: </em>
392:
393: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 394: <a name=53></a>
395: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
396: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
397: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
398: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 399: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 400: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
401: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
402: <br>
403: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
404: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
405: <br>
406: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
407: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
408: <br>
409: <br>
410: <em>
1.141 deraadt 411: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 412: <br>
413: </em>
414: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
415: <br>
1.144 deraadt 416: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 417: <br>
418: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
419: <br>
420: [laughs]<br>
421: <br>
422: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
423: <br>
424: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
425: <br>
426: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
427: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
428: <br>
429: Time to dump core.<br>
430: <br>
1.148 deraadt 431: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 432: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
433: </td></tr></table>
434: <p>
435: <em>
436: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
437: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
438: <br>
439: <br>
440: </em>
441:
442: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 443: <a name=52></a>
444: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
445: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
446: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
447: <tr>
448: <td valign="top" width="30%">
449: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
450: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
451: <br>
452: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
453: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
454: <br>
455: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 456: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 457: <br>
458: <br>
459: <em>
1.132 beck 460: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
461: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
462: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
463: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
464: under particular Linux distributions.
465: <p>
466: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
467: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
468: <p>
469: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
470: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
471: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
472: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
473: <p>
474: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
475: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
476: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
477: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
478: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
479: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
480: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
481: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 482: <br>
483: </em>
484: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
485: <br>
486: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
487: <br>
1.132 beck 488: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
489: We are in every way Posix<br>
490: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
491: We won't need any other.<br>
492: <br>
493: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
494: It's better than the last you know<br>
495: Another million bits that changed<br>
496: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 497: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
498: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 499: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
500: <br>
501: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
502: Others can work around this hell<br>
503: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
504: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
505: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
506: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
507: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
508: We are Posix<br>
509: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
510: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 511: <br>
1.148 deraadt 512: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 513: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
514: </td></tr></table>
515: <p>
516: <em>
517: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
518: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
519: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
520: Studios.
521: <br>
522: <br>
523: </em>
524:
525: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 526: <a name=51></a>
527: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
528: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
529: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
530: <tr>
531: <td valign="top" width="30%">
532: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
533: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
534: <br>
535: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
536: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
537: <br>
538: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
539: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
540: <br>
541: <br>
542: <em>
543: [no commentary yet]
544: <br>
545: </em>
546: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
547: <br>
548: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
549: <br>
550: If you've got a bug<br>
551: That you just can't shove<br>
552: Who ya gonna install?<br>
553: Bugbusters!<br>
554: <br>
555: Buffer overflow?<br>
556: Don't know where to go<br>
557: Who ya gonna install?<br>
558: Bugbusters!<br>
559: <br>
560: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
561: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
562: <br>
563: And you're off by one<br>
564: And it ain't no fun<br>
565: Who ya gonna install?<br>
566: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 567: <br>
1.126 deraadt 568: If your system's down<br>
569: And it makes you frown<br>
570: Who ya gonna install?<br>
571: Bugbusters!<br>
572: <br>
573: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
574: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
575: <br>
576: If you need a trace<br>
577: Gonna win that race<br>
578: Who ya gonna install?<br>
579: Bugbusters!<br>
580: <br>
581: If you got a crash<br>
582: And you got no cash<br>
583: Who ya gonna install?<br>
584: Bugbusters!<br>
585: <br>
586: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
587: <br>
588: <br>
1.148 deraadt 589: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 590: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
591: </td></tr></table>
592: <p>
593: <em>
594: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
595: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
596: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
597: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
598: <br>
599: <br>
600: </em>
601:
602: <hr>
603: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 604: <h2><font color="#00b000">
605: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 606: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
607: <tr>
608: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 609: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 610: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 611: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
612: <br>
613: <br>
614: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
615: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
616: <br>
617: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
618: <br>
619: <br>
620: <em>
621: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
622: <p>
623: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
624: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
625: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
626: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
627: <p>
628: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
629: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
630: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 631: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 632: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
633: <p>
1.150 deraadt 634: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
635: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 636: <p>
637: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
638: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
639: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
640: two bonus tracks).
641: <p>
642: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
643: </em>
644: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
645: <br>
646: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
647: Shut up and hack!<br>
648: In the hack room<br>
649: In the back room<br>
650: Wires everywhere<br>
651: <br>
652: At the tables<br>
653: Fingers able<br>
654: Take another dare!<br>
655: <br>
656: Close up your holes<br>
657: Pick up the slack!<br>
658: Get your head down!<br>
659: Shut up and hack!<br>
660: Close up your holes<br>
661: Pick up the slack!<br>
662: Get your head down!<br>
663: Shut up and hack!<br>
664: <br>
665: Coding faster<br>
666: You're the master<br>
667: of security<br>
668: <br>
669: In your t-shirts<br>
670: Hack till it hurts<br>
671: This is how to be free<br>
672: <br>
673: CHORUS<br>
674: <br>
675: Hit the pub now<br>
676: We're a club now<br>
677: Trading genius for free<br>
678: <br>
679: Have a laugh and<br>
680: Be a rock band<br>
681: This is how it should be!<br>
682: <br>
683: CHORUS<br>
684: <br>
685: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 686: <br>
687: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 688: <p>
1.104 deraadt 689:
690: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 691: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 692: <h2><font color="#00b000">
693: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 694: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 695: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 696: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
697: <br>
698: <br>
699: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
700: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
701: <em>
702: <p>
703: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
704: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
705: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
706:
707: <p>
1.150 deraadt 708: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
709: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 710: </em>
711: <br>
712: <p>
713:
714: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 715: <a name=50></a>
716: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
717: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
718: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
719: <tr>
720: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 721: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 722: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
723: <br>
1.126 deraadt 724: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 725: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
726: <br>
727: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
728: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
729: <br>
730: <br>
731: <em>
732: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
733: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
734: for us for many releases.<br>
735: This time I asked him to do some<br>
736: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
737: <br>
738: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
739: a parody magazine!<br>
740: <br>
741: </em>
742: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
743: <br>
744: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
745: <br>
746: What? Me Worry?<br>
747: Not with this stuff<br>
748: Nobody gettin' in<br>
749: Nobody get tough<br>
750: <br>
751: I'm a comic book kid<br>
752: Having fun in the woods<br>
753: Carving out toys<br>
754: and makin' em good<br>
755: <br>
756: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
757: I got so many tricks<br>
758: I got undercover agents<br>
759: Even out in the sticks<br>
760: <br>
761: Threw a brick through your window<br>
762: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
763: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
764: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 765: <br>
1.124 deraadt 766: Little black flies<br>
767: on a pile of GNU<br>
768: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
769: And Imma comin' for you<br>
770: <br>
1.125 sthen 771: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 772: That's my thang<br>
773: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
774: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
775: <br>
776: It's a mad mad world<br>
777: and number 5 is alive<br>
778: I gotta black submarine<br>
779: and I'm built to survive<br>
780: <br>
781: Threw a brick through your window<br>
782: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
783: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
784: And blocked out the sun<br>
785: <br>
786: Keep the source open<br>
787: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 788: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 789: Ya I don't need mix<br>
790: <br>
791: Got a stack o magazines<br>
792: In my treehouse club<br>
793: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
794: Its secure ya bub<br>
795: <br>
796: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
797: And a bubble gum tank<br>
798: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
799: some Open source stank<br>
800: <br>
801: Threw a brick through your window<br>
802: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
803: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
804: And blocked out the sun<br>
805: <br>
806: <br>
1.148 deraadt 807: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 808: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
809: </td></tr></table>
810: <p>
811: <em>
812: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
813: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
814: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
815: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
816: <br>
817: <br>
818: </em>
819:
820: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 821: <a name=49></a>
822: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
823: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
824: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
825: <tr>
826: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 827: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 828: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
829: <br>
1.126 deraadt 830: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 831: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
832: <br>
833: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
834: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
835: <br>
836: <br>
837: <em>
838: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
839: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
840: <br>
841: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
842: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
843: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
844: <br>
845: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
846: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
847: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
848: <br>
849: BSD 4.2 was
850: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
851: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
852: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
853: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
854: virtual memory, etc.<br>
855: <br>
856: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
857: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
858: <br>
859: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
860: <br>
861: </em>
862: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
863: <br>
864: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
865: <br>
866: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
867: before you can call him a man?<br>
868: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
869: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
870: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
871: before they are forever banned?<br>
872: <br>
873: The answer my friend<br>
874: BSD 4.2<br>
875: The answer<br>
876: BSD 4.2<br>
877: <br>
878: How many years can a planet exist<br>
879: before it is paved by the V?<br>
880: How many years can some source code exist<br>
881: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
882: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
883: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
884: <br>
885: The answer my friend<br>
886: BSD 4.2<br>
887: The answer<br>
888: BSD 4.2<br>
889: <br>
890: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
891: to share what is already ours?<br>
892: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
893: To end up not getting far?<br>
894: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
895: before we can hear every star?<br>
896: <br>
897: The answer my friend<br>
898: BSD 4.2<br>
899: The answer<br>
900: BSD 4.2<br>
901: <br>
902: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
903: with ships that are silicon made<br>
904: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
905: our future is made in the shade<br>
906: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
907: Inside everything that we use?<br>
908: <br>
909: The answer my friend<br>
910: BSD 4.2<br>
911: The answer<br>
912: BSD 4.2<br>
913: <br>
914: <br>
1.148 deraadt 915: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 916: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
917: </td></tr></table>
918: <p>
919: <em>
920: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
921: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
922: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
923: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
924: <br>
925: <br>
926: </em>
927:
928: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 929: <a name=48></a>
930: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
931: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
932: </a></font></h2>
933: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
934: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 935: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 936: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 937: an uncompressed copy of<br>
938: this song.<br>
939: <br>
940: [Instrumental]<br>
941: <br>
1.126 deraadt 942: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 943: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
944: <br>
945: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 946: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 947: <br>
948: <br>
949: <em>
950: [Sorry, no commentary]
951: <br>
952: </em>
953: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
954: <br>
955: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
956: <br>
957: <br>
1.148 deraadt 958: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 959: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
960: </td></tr></table>
961: <p>
962: <em>
963: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
964: <br>
965: <br>
966: </em>
967:
968: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 969: <a name=47></a>
970: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
971: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
972: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
973: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 974: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 975: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 976: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
977: <br>
1.126 deraadt 978: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 979: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
980: <br>
981: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 982: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 983: <br>
984: <br>
985: <em>
986: [Sorry, no commentary]
987: <br>
988: </em>
989: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
990: <br>
991: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
992: <br>
993: Back when I was twenty<br>
994: They said I wouldn't last<br>
995: All that I believed in<br>
996: Were the teachings of the past<br>
997: <br>
998: All I ever wanted<br>
999: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1000: And all the criticizing<br>
1001: Was something I'd endure<br>
1002: <br>
1003: The changes that I've been through<br>
1004: And the trials along the way<br>
1005: The battle isn't over<br>
1006: And I'm living day by day<br>
1007: <br>
1008: But I'm still here<br>
1009: <br>
1010: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1011: But I'm just being me<br>
1012: With my filter I can hide<br>
1013: My true identity<br>
1014: <br>
1015: One day when I was flying<br>
1016: Across the open skies<br>
1017: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1018: Had been weakened over time<br>
1019: <br>
1020: The server room was burning up<br>
1021: And melting the array<br>
1022: A little breath of cold air<br>
1023: Was enough to save the day<br>
1024: <br>
1025: CHORUS:<br>
1026: But I'm still here<br>
1027: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1028: I'm still free<br>
1029: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1030: I'm still me<br>
1031: <br>
1032: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1033: <br>
1034: Now that I am older<br>
1035: And I've been around so long<br>
1036: The world is ever changing<br>
1037: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1038: <br>
1039: CHORUS:<br>
1040: <br>
1041: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1042: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1043: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1044: </td></tr></table>
1045: <p>
1046: <em>
1047: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1048: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1049: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
1050: <br>
1051: <br>
1052: </em>
1053:
1054: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1055: <a name=46></a>
1056: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1057: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1058: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1059: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1060: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1061: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1062: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1063: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1064: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1065: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1066: <br>
1067: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1068: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1069: <br>
1070: <br>
1071: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1072: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1073: <br>
1074: </em>
1075: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1076: <br>
1077: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1078: <br>
1079: Welcome to the future<br>
1080: One very rich man<br>
1081: runs the Earth with<br>
1082: one multinational<br>
1083: owns your stuff<br>
1084: and owns your birth<br>
1085: <br>
1086: Everyone is armless<br>
1087: Personal robots<br>
1088: Do it all for you<br>
1089: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1090: One channel TV<br>
1091: never gonna bore you<br>
1092: <br>
1093: CHORUS<br>
1094: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1095: or a way to die<br>
1096: while alive and a loser<br>
1097: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1098: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1099: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1100: <br>
1101: Everyone is happy<br>
1102: No more government<br>
1103: No more media<br>
1104: Only the Company<br>
1105: Entertains you<br>
1106: while it feeds you<br>
1107: <br>
1108: Soylent Green pap<br>
1109: Eating your friends while<br>
1110: shopping, buying<br>
1111: Stupid applications<br>
1112: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1113: <br>
1114: CHORUS<br>
1115: <br>
1116: Take me back<br>
1117: Take me back<br>
1118: Please<br>
1119: Take me back<br>
1120: <br>
1121: Way back in my time<br>
1122: Open source kept<br>
1123: everyone choosing<br>
1124: People knew the insides<br>
1125: Of devices they were using<br>
1126: <br>
1127: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1128: Now it's locked and<br>
1129: dumbed down so much<br>
1130: One button coma<br>
1131: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1132: <br>
1133: CHORUS<br>
1134: <br>
1135: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1136: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1137: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1138: </td></tr></table>
1139: <p>
1140: <em>
1141: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1142: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1143: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1144: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1145: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1146: <br>
1147: <br>
1148: </em>
1149:
1150: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1151: <a name=45></a>
1152: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1153: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1154: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1155: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1156: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1157: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1158: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1159: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1160: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1161: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1162: <br>
1163: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1164: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1165: <br>
1166: <br>
1167: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1168: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1169: <br>
1170: </em>
1171: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1172: <br>
1173: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1174: <br>
1175: I love to hate my PC<br>
1176: But now it's not so easy<br>
1177: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1178: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1179: <br>
1180: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1181: Intel's controlling you<br>
1182: And Microsoft is too<br>
1183: But this is nothing new<br>
1184: <br>
1185: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1186: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1187: Tangles and angles<br>
1188: In what could be straight forward<br>
1189: <br>
1190: Lost connections<br>
1191: Lost my mind<br>
1192: It's such a waste of time<br>
1193: <br>
1194: CHORUS<br>
1195: <br>
1196: Now on the motherboard<br>
1197: Where all my life is stored<br>
1198: Playing with garbage there<br>
1199: With rules so unfair<br>
1200: <br>
1201: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1202: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1203: Forcing us all to play<br>
1204: Our progress interrupted<br>
1205: <br>
1206: Lost connections<br>
1207: Lost my mind<br>
1208: It's such a waste of time<br>
1209: <br>
1210: CHORUS<br>
1211: <br>
1212: Yes I'm a user<br>
1213: And I'm not the only one<br>
1214: I'm not a loser<br>
1215: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1216: <br>
1217: And we will find it<br>
1218: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1219: Map our devices<br>
1220: And we know what it'll take<br>
1221: <br>
1222: Lost connections<br>
1223: Lost my mind<br>
1224: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1225: <br>
1226: (bridge)<br>
1227: On and on<br>
1228: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1229: All and all<br>
1230: We are one<br>
1231: Clean the dream<br>
1232: Gone wrong<br>
1233: We are Tron<br>
1234: On and on and on<br>
1235: <br>
1236: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1237: <br>
1238: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1239: <br>
1240: CHORUS<br>
1241: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1242: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1243: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1244: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1245: </td></tr></table>
1246: <p>
1247: <em>
1248: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1249: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1250: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.112 deraadt 1251: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1252: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1253: <br>
1254: <br>
1255: </em>
1256:
1257: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1258: <a name=44></a>
1259: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1260: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1261: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1262: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1263: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1264: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1265: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1266: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1267: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1268: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1269: <br>
1270: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1271: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1272: <br>
1273: <br>
1274: <em>
1275: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1276: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1277: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1278: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1279: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1280: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1281: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1282: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1283: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1284: probably not been read by enough people.
1285: <br>
1286: <br>
1287: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1288: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1289: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1290: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1291: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1292: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1293: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1294: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1295: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1296: <br>
1297: <br>
1298: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1299: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1300: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1301: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1302: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1303: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1304: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1305: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1306: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1307: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1308: <br>
1309: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1310: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1311: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1312: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1313: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1314: <br>
1315: <br>
1316: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1317: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1318: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1319: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1320: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1321: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1322: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1323: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1324: <br>
1325: <br>
1326: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1327: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1328: <br>
1329: </em>
1330: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1331: <br>
1332: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1333: <br>
1334: <center>
1335: <br>
1336: Source Wars<br>
1337: Episode IV<br>
1338: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1339: </center>
1340: <br>
1341: Not so very long ago<br>
1342: and not so far away<br>
1343: AT&T made system code<br>
1344: and gave some bits away<br>
1345: <br>
1346: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1347: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1348: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1349: for everyone on Earth<br>
1350: <br>
1351: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1352: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1353: And good old greed was back again<br>
1354: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1355: <br>
1356: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1357: sued BSDi from above<br>
1358: The code is free but<br>
1359: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1360: <br>
1361: The University came calling<br>
1362: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1363: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1364: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1365: <br>
1366: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1367: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1368: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1369: of BSD code all around<br>
1370: <br>
1371: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1372: of credit front to back<br>
1373: This broke the license USL<br>
1374: was using to attack<br>
1375: <br>
1376: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1377: and "settled" out of court<br>
1378: And UCB was big enough<br>
1379: to take it like a sport<br>
1380: <br>
1381: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1382: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1383: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1384: every book with proper dues<br>
1385: <br>
1386: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1387: apologetically<br>
1388: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1389: the same monopoly<br>
1390: <br>
1391: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1392: down if everybody saw<br>
1393: How greed became so big<br>
1394: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1395: <br>
1396: But only one community<br>
1397: the one that makes it tick<br>
1398: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1399: exposing hypocrites<br>
1400: <br>
1401: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1402: to tell the story right<br>
1403: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1404: and kept in shining light<br>
1405: <br>
1406: And may the source be with you<br>
1407: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1408: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1409: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1410: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1411: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1412: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1413: </td></tr></table>
1414: <p>
1415: <em>
1416: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1417: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1418: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 1419: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1420: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1421: <br>
1422: <br>
1423: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1424:
1425: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1426: <a name=43></a>
1427: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1428: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1429: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1430: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1431: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1432: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1433: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1434: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1435: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1436: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1437: <br>
1438: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1439: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1440: <br>
1441: <br>
1442: <em>
1443: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1444: who is a lot like
1445: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1446: <br>
1447: <br>
1448: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1449: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1450: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1451: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1452: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1453: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1454: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1455: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1456: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1457: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1458: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1459: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1460: <br>
1461: <br>
1462: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1463: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1464: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1465: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1466: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1467: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1468: <br>
1469: <br>
1470: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1471: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1472: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1473: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1474: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1475: influence which he could use so falsely.
1476: <br>
1477: <br>
1478: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1479: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1480: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1481: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1482: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1483: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1484: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1485: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1486: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1487: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1488: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1489: <br>
1490: <br>
1491: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1492: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1493: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1494: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1495: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1496: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1497: <br>
1498: <br>
1499: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1500: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1501: follow their own stupid rules.
1502: </em>
1503: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1504: <br>
1505: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1506: <br>
1507:
1508: <br>
1509: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1510: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1511: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1512: Tempting harpies<br>
1513: 13 years of treachery<br>
1514: <br>
1515: <br>
1516: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1517: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1518: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1519: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1520: <br>
1521: <br>
1522: But something's wrong with them<br>
1523: They will not take our free wares<br>
1524: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1525: Why are you so scared?<br>
1526: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1527: <br>
1528: <br>
1529: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1530: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1531: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1532: There are many new laws"<br>
1533: <br>
1534: <br>
1.98 okan 1535: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1536: "Puffy!<br>
1537: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1538: <br>
1539: <br>
1540: "First rule one dictates<br>
1541: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1542: <br>
1543: <br>
1544: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1545: <br>
1546: <br>
1547: "And rule two dictates<br>
1548: You must give it to me<br>
1549: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1550: <br>
1551: <br>
1552: "The list goes on of course<br>
1553: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1554: <br>
1555: <br>
1556: "This is madness!<br>
1557: He has lost his mind!<br>
1558: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1559: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1560: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1561: <br>
1562: <br>
1563: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1564: <br>
1565: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1566: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1567: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1568: </td></tr></table>
1569: <p>
1570: <em>
1571: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1572: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1573: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1574: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1575: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.112 deraadt 1576: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1577: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1578: <br>
1579: <br>
1580: </em>
1581:
1582: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1583: <a name=42></a>
1584: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1585: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1586: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1587: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1588: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1589: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1590: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1591: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1592: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1593: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1594: <br>
1595: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1596: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1597: <br>
1598: <br>
1599: <em>
1600: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1601: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1602: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1603: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1604: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1605: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1606: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1607: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1608: away from the ideals very quickly.
1609: <p>
1.93 jmc 1610: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1611: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1612: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1613: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1614: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1615: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1616: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1617: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1618: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1619: <p>
1620: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1621: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1622: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1623: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1624: led to other issues.
1625: <p>
1626: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1627: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1628: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1629: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1630: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1631: <p>
1632: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1633: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1634: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1635: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1636: projects.
1637: <p>
1638: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1639: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1640: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1641: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1642: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1643: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1644: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1645: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1646: not for their agenda.
1647: <p>
1648: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1649: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1650: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1651: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1652: <p>
1653: </em>
1654: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1655: <br>
1656: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1657: <br>
1658: The starting line is nervous<br>
1659: we burst upon the course<br>
1660: Electric is our passion<br>
1661: An open hearted force<br>
1662: <br>
1663: The water's full of dangers<br>
1664: That interrupt the flow<br>
1665: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1666: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1667: <br>
1668: *Give and get back some<br>
1669: Sharing it all<br>
1670: Path we know best<br>
1671: we're having a ball<br>
1672: Opulent mission<br>
1673: Lost in our passion<br>
1674: You can still choose<br>
1675: If you don't swim to win<br>
1676: you'll never lose*<br>
1677: <br>
1678: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1679: <br>
1680: The window is a wall by now<br>
1681: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1682: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1683: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1684: <br>
1685: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1686: Flies too close to itself<br>
1687: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1688: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1689: <br>
1690: *CHORUS*<br>
1691: <br>
1692: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1693: <br>
1694: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
1695: but this is not a race<br>
1696: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
1697: for first or second place<br>
1698: <br>
1699: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
1700: Were traded for real goals<br>
1701: The vision and the mission lost<br>
1702: For those with corporate souls<br>
1703: <br>
1704: *Give and get back some<br>
1705: Sharing it all<br>
1706: Path we know best<br>
1707: we're having a ball<br>
1708: Give and get zeros<br>
1709: Give and get ones<br>
1710: Given to you but<br>
1711: Not you to us<br>
1712: Opulent mission<br>
1713: Lost in our passion<br>
1714: You can still choose<br>
1715: If you don't swim to win<br>
1716: you'll never lose<br>
1717: You'll never lose*<br>
1718: <br>
1719: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1720: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 1721: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
1722: </td></tr></table>
1723: <p>
1724: <em>
1725: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.112 deraadt 1726: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1727: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 1728: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1729: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
1730: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
1731: <br>
1732: <br>
1733: </em>
1734:
1735: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 1736: <a name=41></a>
1737: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
1738: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
1739: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1740: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1741: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1742: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 1743: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1744: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1745: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1746: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 1747: <br>
1748: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
1749: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1750: <br>
1751: <br>
1752: <em>
1753: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
1754: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
1755: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
1756: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
1757: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
1758: device support.
1759: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 1760: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 1761: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
1762: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
1763: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
1764: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
1765: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
1766: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
1767: weird, or even buggy.
1768: <p>
1769: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
1770: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
1771: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
1772: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
1773: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
1774: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 1775: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 1776: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
1777: OpenBSD, either).
1778: <p>
1779: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
1780: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
1781: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
1782: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
1783: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 1784: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 1785: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
1786: <p>
1.82 jsg 1787: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 1788: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 1789: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
1790: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1791: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
1792: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
1793: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
1794: would be fantastic by now.
1795: <p>
1796: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 1797: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 1798: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1799: </em>
1800: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1801: <br>
1802: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1803: <br>
1804: Here's an old story ...<br>
1805: <br>
1806: <br>
1807: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
1808: We all know the details<br>
1809: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
1810: some serious loot,<br>
1811: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
1812: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
1813: The little guy who<br>
1814: did the best with what he had<br>
1815: <br>
1816: <br>
1817: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
1818: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
1819: in moderation<br>
1820: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
1821: <br>
1822: <br>
1823: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
1824: never give him the password<br>
1825: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1826: stop - being - his brother.<br>
1827: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 1828: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 1829: So do the best with what you have<br>
1830: <br>
1831: <br>
1832: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
1833: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
1834: But unlike Vendors,<br>
1835: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1836: <br>
1837: <br>
1838: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
1839: Look upon their words and despair<br>
1840: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
1841: then made him better off dead<br>
1842: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1843: <br>
1844: <br>
1845: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
1846: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
1847: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
1848: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
1849: for each consecutive cut<br>
1850: But with the salty water of labour<br>
1851: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1852: <br>
1853: <br>
1854: It's not whether you're well off<br>
1855: it's where you dig the well<br>
1856: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
1857: the little guy does right<br>
1858: <br>
1859: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1860: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 1861: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
1862: </td></tr></table>
1863: <p>
1864: <em>
1.112 deraadt 1865: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1866: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1867: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 1868: <br>
1869: <br>
1870: </em>
1871:
1872: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1873: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 1874: <h2><font color="#00b000">
1875: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 1876: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1877: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1878: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1879: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 1880: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1881: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
1882: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1883: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1884: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1885: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1886: <br>
1887: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1888: <br>
1889: <br>
1890: <em>
1.126 deraadt 1891: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
1892: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 1893: <p>
1894: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
1895: and music for each OpenBSD release.
1896: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
1897: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 1898: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1899: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1900: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 1901: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1902: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
1903: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
1904: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 1905: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1906: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 1907: </em>
1908: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1909: <br>
1910: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1911: Be Open<br>
1912: Be Vocal<br>
1913: Stay Open<br>
1914: Stay Vocal<br>
1915: <br>
1916: (repeat)<br>
1917: <br>
1918: OpenBSD<br>
1919: <br>
1920: Twice a year,<br>
1921: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
1922: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
1923: and take strips out of liars.<br>
1924: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
1925: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
1926: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 1927: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 1928: and a license application<br>
1929: is a fishybomination<br>
1930: and a random allocation<br>
1931: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
1932: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
1933: OK stop.<br>
1934: I get it.<br>
1935: Some asshole lied.<br>
1936: <br>
1937: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 1938: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 1939: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
1940: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
1941: in the cyber cider documation<br>
1942: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
1943: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
1944: OK stop.<br>
1945: I get it.<br>
1946: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1947: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
1948: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
1949: I get it.<br>
1950: Where's my pencils?<br>
1951: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 1952: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 1953: Be Open<br>
1954: Be Vocal<br>
1955: Stay Open<br>
1956: Stay Vocal<br>
1957: <br>
1958: (repeat)<br>
1959: <br>
1960: Then he has another beer and<br>
1961: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
1962: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
1963: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
1964: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
1965: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
1966: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
1967: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
1968: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
1969: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
1970: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
1971: every time, every song!<br>
1972: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
1973: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
1974: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
1975: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
1976: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1977: <br>
1978: (beat boxin')<br>
1979: <br>
1980: <br>
1981: </td></tr></table>
1982: <p>
1983: <em>
1984: <br>
1985: </em>
1986:
1987: <hr>
1988: <a name=40></a>
1989: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
1990: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
1991: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1992: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1993: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1994: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 1995: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1996: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1997: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1998: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 1999: <br>
2000: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2001: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2002: <br>
2003: <br>
2004: <em>
2005: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2006: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2007: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2008: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2009: <br>
2010: <br>
2011: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2012: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2013: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2014: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2015: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2016: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2017: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2018: <br>
2019: <br>
2020: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2021: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2022: <br>
2023: <br>
2024: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2025: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2026: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2027: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2028: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2029: <br>
2030: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2031: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2032: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2033: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2034: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2035: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2036: <br>
2037: <br>
2038: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2039: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2040: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2041: other developers.
2042: </em>
2043: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2044: <br>
2045: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2046: <br>
2047: <br>
2048: <br>
2049: Humppa negala<br>
2050: Humppa negala<br>
2051: Humppa negala<br>
2052: Venismechah<br>
2053: <br>
2054: Humppa negala<br>
2055: Humppa negala<br>
2056: Humppa negala<br>
2057: Venismechah<br>
2058: <br>
2059: Humppa neranenah<br>
2060: Humppa neranenah<br>
2061: Humppa neranenah<br>
2062: Venismechah<br>
2063: <br>
2064: Humppa neranenah<br>
2065: Humppa neranenah<br>
2066: Humppa neranenah<br>
2067: Venismechah<br>
2068: <br>
2069: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2070: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2071: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2072: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2073: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2074: uru achim!<br>
2075: uru achim!<br>
2076: OpenBSD!<br>
2077: <br>
2078: <br>
2079: (circus torture)<br>
2080: <br>
2081: <br>
2082: Humppa negala<br>
2083: Humppa negala<br>
2084: Humppa negala<br>
2085: Venismechah<br>
2086: <br>
2087: Humppa negala<br>
2088: Humppa negala<br>
2089: Humppa negala<br>
2090: Venismechah<br>
2091: <br>
2092: Humppa neranenah<br>
2093: Humppa neranenah<br>
2094: Humppa neranenah<br>
2095: Venismechah<br>
2096: <br>
2097: Humppa neranenah<br>
2098: Humppa neranenah<br>
2099: Humppa neranenah<br>
2100: Venismechah<br>
2101: <br>
2102: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2103: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2104: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2105: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2106: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2107: uru achim!<br>
2108: uru achim!<br>
2109: OpenBSD!<br>
2110: <br>
2111: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2112: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2113: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2114: </td></tr></table>
2115: <p>
2116: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2117: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76 deraadt 2118: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.112 deraadt 2119: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2120: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2121: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2122: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2123: <br>
2124: <br>
2125: </em>
2126:
2127: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2128: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2129: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2130: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2131: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2132: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2133: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2134: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2135: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2136: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2137: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2138: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2139: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2140: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2141: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2142: <br>
2143: <br>
2144: <em>
2145: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2146: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2147: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2148: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2149: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2150: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2151: <br>
2152: <br>
2153: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2154: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2155: <br>
2156: <br>
2157: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2158: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2159: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2160: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2161: <br>
2162: <br>
2163: <ul>
2164: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2165: at any time.<br>
2166: <br>
2167: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2168: <br>
2169: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2170: <br>
2171: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2172: <br>
2173: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2174: <br>
2175: <li>
2176: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2177: less portable.<br>
2178: <br>
2179: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2180: </ul>
2181: <br>
2182: <br>
2183: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2184: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2185: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2186: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2187: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
2188: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
2189: </em>
2190: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2191: <br>
2192: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2193: <br><br><br>
2194: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2195: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2196: there was nothin' shady<br>
2197: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2198: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2199: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2200: <br>
2201: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2202: blah blah blah<br>
2203: Blah!<br>
2204: <br>
2205: <br>
2206: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2207: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2208: <br>
2209: <br>
2210: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2211: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2212: with a drop of goo<br>
2213: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2214: But by the time he graduated<br>
2215: Blob was business slime!<br>
2216: <br>
2217: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2218: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2219: blah blah<br>
2220: <br>
2221: <br>
2222: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2223: <br>
2224: <br>
2225: Now everybody had it<br>
2226: they was drivin' around<br>
2227: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2228: for convenience now<br>
2229: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2230: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2231: <br>
2232: <br>
2233: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2234: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2235: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2236: blah blah<br>
2237: <br>
2238: <br>
2239: It's linkin' time!<br>
2240: <br>
2241: <br>
2242: Now it was out of control<br>
2243: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2244: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2245: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2246: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2247: <br>
2248: <br>
2249: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2250: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2251: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2252: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2253: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2254: <br>
2255: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2256: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2257: And he battled the Blob<br>
2258: who had crossed the line<br>
2259: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2260: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2261: <br>
2262: <br>
2263: But it was too late!<br>
2264: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2265: He wants your video!<br>
2266: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2267: He wants your drive!<br>
2268: He wants it all!!<br>
2269: <br>
2270: <br>
2271: Somebody help us!<br>
2272: Noooooooo!<br>
2273: NVIDIA!<br>
2274: Intel!<br>
2275: Atheros!<br>
2276: 3-Ware!<br>
2277: VIA!<br>
2278: ATI!<br>
2279: Broadcom!<br>
2280: TI!<br>
2281: Myricom!<br>
2282: HighPoint!<br>
2283: Adaptec!<br>
2284: Mylex!<br>
2285: ICP Vortex!<br>
2286: and IBM!<br>
2287: Takin' over the world!<br>
2288: <br>
2289: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2290: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2291: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2292: </td></tr></table>
2293: <p>
2294: <em>
2295: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2296: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2297: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2298: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2299: Theo de Raadt.
2300: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2301: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2302: Drums by Jim Buick.
2303: <br>
2304: <br>
2305: </em>
2306:
2307: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2308: <a name=38></a>
2309: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2310: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2311: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2312: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2313: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2314: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2315: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2316: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2317: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2318: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2319: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2320: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2321: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2322: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2323: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2324: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2325: <br>
2326: <br>
2327: <em>
2328: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2329: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2330: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2331: their devices.
2332: <p>
2333: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2334: for the
1.70 steven 2335: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2336: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2337: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2338: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2339: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2340: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2341: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2342: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2343: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2344: <p>
2345: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2346: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2347: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2348: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2349: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2350: "quality" to show its head.
2351: <p>
2352: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2353: <br>
2354: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2355: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2356: <li>Repair
2357: </ul>
2358: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2359: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2360: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2361: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2362: <p>
2363: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2364: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2365: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2366: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2367: <p>
2368: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2369: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2370: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2371: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2372: <p>
2373: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2374: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2375: the AMI controllers.
2376: <p>
2377: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2378: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2379: basic RAID management:
2380: <ul>
2381: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2382: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2383: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2384: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2385: </ul>
2386: <p>
2387: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2388: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2389: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2390: <p>
2391: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2392: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2393: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2394: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2395: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2396: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2397: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2398: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2399: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2400: controllers.
2401: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2402: would not get documentation, either.
2403: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2404: look saintly.
2405: <p>
2406: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2407: in OpenBSD, please buy
2408: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2409: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2410: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2411: will just work</a>.
2412: <p>
2413: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2414: <br>
2415: </em>
2416: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2417: <br>
2418: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2419: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2420: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2421: <br>
2422: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2423: <br>
2424: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2425: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2426: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2427: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2428: <br>
2429: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2430: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2431: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2432: <br>
2433: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2434: <br>
2435: <br>
2436: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2437: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2438: <br>
2439: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2440: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2441: <br>
2442: <br>
2443: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2444: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2445: <br>
2446: <br>
2447: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2448: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2449: <br>
2450: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2451: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2452: <br>
2453: <br>
2454: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2455: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2456: <br>
2457: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2458: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2459: <br>
2460: <br>
2461: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2462: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2463: there before him
2464: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2465: secure operating system,
2466: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2467: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2468: <br>
2469: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2470: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2471: <br>
2472: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2473: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2474: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2475: </td></tr></table>
2476: <p>
2477: <em>
2478: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2479: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2480: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.112 deraadt 2481: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2482: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2483: <br>
2484: <br>
2485: </em>
2486:
2487: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2488: <a name=37></a>
2489: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2490: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2491: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2492: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2493: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2494: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2495: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2496: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2497: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2498: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2499: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2500: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2501: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2502: <br>
2503: <br>
2504: <em>
2505: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2506: good device support.<br>
2507: <br>
2508: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2509: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2510: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2511: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2512: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2513: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2514: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2515: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2516: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2517: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2518: <br>
2519: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2520: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2521: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2522: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2523: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2524: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2525: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2526: <br>
2527: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2528: <br>
2529: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2530: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2531: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2532: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2533: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2534: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2535: <br>
2536:
2537: Want to help us? Avoid
2538: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2539: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2540: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2541: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2542: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2543: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2544: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2545: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2546: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2547: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2548: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2549: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2550: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2551: <br>
2552: <br>
2553: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2554: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2555: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2556: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2557: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2558: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2559: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2560: development information for all, but are even going further and
2561: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2562: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2563: <br>
2564: </em>
2565: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2566: <br>
2567: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2568: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2569: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2570: send out the alarm<br>
2571: and the shit storm flies<br>
2572: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2573: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2574: twisting up a ride<br>
2575: to the land of OS<br>
2576: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2577: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2578: The open slippers red are<br>
2579: Hers to take<br>
2580: <br>
1.53 otto 2581: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2582: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2583: <br>
2584: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2585: To get yourself back home<br>
2586: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2587: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2588: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2589: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2590: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2591: You'll never lose<br>
2592: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2593: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2594: lazy and insane<br>
2595: but they sang OK<br>
2596: <br>
1.53 otto 2597: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2598: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2599: <br>
2600: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2601: The city glows<br>
2602: It's positively green<br>
2603: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2604: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2605: <br>
2606: Go to the west<br>
2607: You must pass the test<br>
2608: For me<br>
2609: Bring me the ride<br>
2610: of the witch I despise<br>
2611: And you'll be free<br>
2612: <br>
2613: You don't need the broom<br>
2614: You don't need the shoes<br>
2615: You don't need the wiz<br>
2616: You will never lose<br>
2617: You have all you need<br>
2618: You always had heart<br>
2619: You always had courage<br>
2620: Did somebody fart?<br>
2621: You always had brains<br>
2622: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2623: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2624: But you've got some balls<br>
2625: So double click heels<br>
2626: and work with Taiwan<br>
2627: And speak to your doggie<br>
2628: You're already gone....<br>
2629: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2630: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2631: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2632: </td></tr></table>
2633: <p>
2634: <em>
2635: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2636: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2637: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2638: Semaka,
2639: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2640: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.112 deraadt 2641: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
2642: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2643: <br>
2644: <br>
2645: </em>
2646:
2647: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2648: <a name=36></a>
2649: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2650: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2651: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2652: <tr>
2653: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2654: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2655: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2656: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2657: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2658: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2659: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2660: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2661: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2662: <br>
2663: <br>
2664: <em>
2665: What is up with some free software providers?!
2666: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2667: <p>
2668: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2669: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2670: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2671: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2672: going to remember them in the end.
2673: <p>
2674: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2675: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2676: offerings in the last few years:
2677: <ul>
2678: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2679: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2680: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2681: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2682: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2683: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2684: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2685: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2686: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2687: <p>
2688: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2689: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2690: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2691: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2692: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2693: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2694: <p>
2695: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2696: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2697: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2698: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2699: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2700: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2701: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
2702: </ul>
2703: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
2704: others who will follow them:
2705: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
2706: replace it.
2707: <br>
2708: </em>
2709: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2710: <br>
1.144 deraadt 2711: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 2712: <br>
2713: <br>
2714: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
2715: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
2716: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
2717: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
2718: <p>
2719: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 2720: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 2721: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
2722: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
2723: <p>
2724: <br>
2725: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
2726: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
2727: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
2728: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
2729: <p>
2730: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
2731: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
2732: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
2733: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
2734: <p>
2735: <br>
2736: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
2737: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 2738: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 2739: So he fought the fight<br>
2740: and he set things right<br>
2741: With his OpenBSD<br>
2742: <p>
2743: <br>
2744: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
2745: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
2746: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
2747: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
2748: <p>
2749: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
2750: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
2751: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
2752: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
2753: <p>
2754: <br>
2755: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
2756: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 2757: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2758: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
2759: <p>
2760: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
2761: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
2762: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
2763: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
2764: <p>
2765: <br>
2766: CHORUS<br>
2767: <p>
2768: <br>
2769: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
2770: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
2771: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 2772: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2773: <p>
2774: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
2775: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
2776: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
2777: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
2778: <p>
2779: <br>
2780: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 2781: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2782: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
2783: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
2784: <p>
2785: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
2786: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 2787: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
2788: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 2789: <p>
2790: <br>
2791: CHORUS<br>
2792: <br>
2793: <p>
2794: That's right!<br>
2795: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
2796: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
2797: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2798: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2799: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 2800: </td></tr></table>
2801: <p>
2802: <em>
2803: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
2804: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
2805: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2806: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 2807: <br>
2808: <br>
2809: </em>
2810:
2811: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 2812: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 2813: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
2814: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 2815: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2816: <tr>
2817: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2818: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 2819: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 2820: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2821: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2822: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 2823: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2824: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
2825: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 2826: <br>
2827: <br>
2828: <em>
2829: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
2830: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
2831: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
2832: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
2833: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
2834: <p>
2835: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
2836: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
2837: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
2838: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
2839: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
2840: sessions. Our
2841: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
2842: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
2843: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
2844: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
2845: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
2846: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
2847: <p>
2848: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
2849: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
2850: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
2851: Redundancy Protocol); on
2852: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
2853: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
2854: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
2855: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
2856: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
2857: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
2858: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 2859: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 2860: There was much deliberation</a>
2861: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
2862: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
2863: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
2864: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
2865: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
2866: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
2867: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
2868: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
2869: eh?
2870: <p>
2871: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
2872: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
2873: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
2874: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
2875: claim patent rights.
2876: <p>
2877: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
2878: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
2879: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
2880: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
2881: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
2882: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
2883: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
2884: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
2885: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 2886: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 2887: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
2888: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
2889: <p>
2890: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
2891: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
2892: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
2893: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
2894: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 2895: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 2896: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
2897: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
2898: like all others, except against the community.
2899: <p>
2900: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
2901: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
2902: <p>
2903: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
2904: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
2905: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
2906: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
2907: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
2908: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
2909: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
2910: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
2911: it to use cryptography.
2912: <p>
2913: The combination of
2914: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
2915: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
2916: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
2917: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
2918: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
2919: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
2920: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
2921: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
2922: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
2923: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
2924: <p>
2925: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
2926: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
2927: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
2928: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
2929: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
2930: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
2931: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
2932: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
2933: <p>
2934: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
2935: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
2936: <br>
2937: </em>
2938: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2939: <br>
1.144 deraadt 2940: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 2941: <br>
2942: <br>
2943: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2944: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
2945: <br>
2946: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2947: A what?
2948: <br>
2949: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2950: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
2951: <br>
2952: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2953: Well, it's free isn't it?
2954: <br>
2955: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2956: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
2957: <br>
2958: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2959: What?
2960: <br>
2961: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2962: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
2963: <br>
2964: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2965: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
2966: <br>
2967: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2968: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
2969: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
2970: <br>
2971: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2972: You must be a looney.
2973: <br>
2974: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2975: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
2976: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
2977: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
2978: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
2979: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
2980: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
2981: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
2982: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
2983: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
2984: <br>
2985: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2986: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
2987: <br>
2988: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2989: Yes.
2990: <br>
2991: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2992: For a free redundancy protocol?
2993: <br>
2994: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
2995: Yes.
2996: <br>
2997: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
2998: You are a looney.
2999: <br>
3000: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3001: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3002: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3003: VRRP.
3004: <br>
3005: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3006: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3007: <br>
3008: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3009: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3010: <br>
3011: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3012: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3013: <br>
3014: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3015: Yes there is!
3016: <br>
3017: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3018: Isn't!
3019: <br>
3020: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3021: Is!
3022: <br>
3023: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3024: Isn't!
3025: <br>
3026: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3027: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3028: <br>
3029: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3030: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3031: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3032: <br>
3033: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3034: The man didn't have the right form.
3035: <br>
3036: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3037: What man?
3038: <br>
3039: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3040: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3041: <br>
3042: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3043: The looney detector van, you mean.
3044: <br>
3045: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3046: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3047: <br>
3048: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3049: What redundancy detector van?
3050: <br>
3051: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3052: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3053: <br>
3054: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3055: Cizzz-coeee?
3056: <br>
3057: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3058: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3059: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3060: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3061: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3062: <br>
3063: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3064: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3065: <br>
3066: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3067: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3068: <br>
3069: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3070: What PIX?
3071: <br>
3072: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3073: The PIX I'm replacing!
3074: <br>
3075: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3076: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3077: license it?
3078: <br>
3079: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3080: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3081: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3082: <br>
3083: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3084: No they didn't!
3085: <br>
3086: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3087: Did!
3088: <br>
3089: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3090: Didn't!
3091: <br>
3092: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3093: Did, did, did and did!
3094: <br>
3095: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3096: Oh, all right.
3097: <br>
3098: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3099: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3100: license?
3101: <br>
3102: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3103: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3104: <br>
3105: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3106: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3107: <br>
3108: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3109: A license?
3110: <br>
3111: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3112: Yes.
3113: <br>
3114: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3115: For your firewall?
3116: <br>
3117: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3118: No.
3119: <br>
3120: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3121: No?
3122: <br>
3123: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3124: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3125: <br>
3126: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3127: You're off your chump.
3128: <br>
3129: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3130: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3131: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3132: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3133: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3134: <br>
3135: <br>
3136: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3137: <br>
3138: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3139: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3140: But standard it<br>
3141: needs to be free<br>
3142: vis a vis<br>
3143: the IETF<br>
3144: you see?<br>
3145: <br>
3146: But can VRRP<br>
3147: be said to be<br>
3148: or not to be<br>
3149: a standard, see,<br>
3150: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3151: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3152: <br>
3153: Singing...<br>
3154: <br>
3155: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3156: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3157: O P E N B S D<br>
3158: CARP is free<br>
3159: <br>
3160: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3161: let through IETF to mean<br>
3162: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3163: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3164: <br>
3165: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3166: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3167: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3168: <br>
3169: 1 1 2,<br>
3170: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3171: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3172: <br>
3173: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3174: bisected accidentally,<br>
3175: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3176: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3177: <br>
3178: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3179: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3180: <br>
3181: The End<br>
3182: <br>
3183: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3184: <br>
3185: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3186: <br>
3187: Geddy must be free.<br>
3188: <br>
3189: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3190: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3191: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3192: </td></tr></table>
3193: <p>
3194: <em>
3195: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3196: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3197: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3198: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3199: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3200: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3201: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3202: <br>
3203: <br>
3204: </em>
3205:
3206: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3207: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3208: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3209: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3210: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3211: <tr>
3212: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3213: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3214: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3215: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3216: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3217: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3218: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3219: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3220: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3221: <br>
3222: <br>
3223: <em>
3224: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3225: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3226: forces of the draconian government!
3227: <p>
3228: <br>
3229: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3230: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3231: of recent happenings.
3232: <p>
3233: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3234: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3235: security research and development .. on things that
3236: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3237: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3238: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3239: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3240: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3241: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3242: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3243: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3244: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3245: <p>
3246: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3247: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3248: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3249: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3250: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3251: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3252: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3253: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3254: theft of oil.
3255: <p>
3256: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3257: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3258: <p>
3259: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3260: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3261: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3262: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3263: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3264: the project."
3265: <p>
3266: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3267: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3268: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3269: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3270: <p>
3271: Since the termination came near natural contract
3272: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3273: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3274: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3275: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3276: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3277: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3278: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3279: <p>
3280: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3281: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3282: of Robin Hood.
3283: </em>
3284: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3285: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3286: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3287: <br>
3288: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3289: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3290: He had found the crusades<br>
3291: were an endless charade<br>
3292: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3293: <br>
3294: <br>
3295: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3296: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3297: Clever chums they did find<br>
3298: other fish of their kind<br>
3299: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3300: <br>
3301: <br>
3302: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3303: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3304: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3305: for to share online<br>
3306: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3307: <br>
3308: <br>
3309: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3310: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3311: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3312: to the teaming schools<br>
3313: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3314: <br>
3315: <br>
3316: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3317: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3318: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3319: So raise up your glass and<br>
3320: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3321: Fish for never running<br>
3322: and making something good!<br>
3323: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3324: <br>
3325: <br>
3326: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3327: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3328: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3329: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3330: Think he's a hero?<br>
3331: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3332: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3333: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3334: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3335: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3336: or we take away your worms too<br>
3337: <br>
3338: <br>
3339: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3340: Put on your glasses<br>
3341: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3342: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
3343: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
3344: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3345: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3346: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3347: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3348: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3349: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3350: <br>
3351: <br>
3352: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3353: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3354: And took back all the booty<br>
3355: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3356: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3357: <br>
3358: <br>
3359: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3360: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3361: He loaded all the loot<br>
3362: to give it back and big surprise<br>
3363: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3364: <br>
3365: <br>
3366: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3367: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3368: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3369: So raise up your glass and<br>
3370: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3371: Fish for never running<br>
3372: and making something good!<br>
3373: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3374: <br>
3375:
3376: <br>
3377: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3378: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3379: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3380: </td></tr></table>
3381: <p>
3382: <em>
3383: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3384: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3385: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3386: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3387: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3388: <br>
3389: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3390: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3391: <br>
3392: </em>
3393:
1.23 jose 3394: <br>
3395: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3396: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3397: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3398: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3399: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3400: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3401: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3402: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3403: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3404: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3405: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3406: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3407: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3408: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3409: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3410: <br>
3411: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3412: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3413: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3414: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3415: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3416: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3417: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3418: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3419: III processors. We want documentation, because
3420: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3421: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3422: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3423: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3424: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3425: mode.<br>
3426: <br>
3427: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3428: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3429: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3430: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3431: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3432: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3433: Black was the protocol<br>
3434: <p>
3435: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3436: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3437: Then from the ocean came<br>
3438: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3439: <br>
3440: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3441: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3442: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3443: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3444: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3445: <p>
3446: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3447: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3448: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3449: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3450: <p>
3451: And there he found<br>
3452: His destiny<br>
3453: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3454: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3455: <p>
3456: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3457: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3458: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3459: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3460: <p>
3461: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3462: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3463: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3464: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3465: <p>
3466: Broke down the guard<br>
3467: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3468: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3469: All alone and only bones<br>
3470: <p>
3471: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3472: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3473: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3474: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3475: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3476: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3477: </td></tr></table>
3478: <p>
3479: <em>
3480: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3481: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3482: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3483: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3484: </em>
3485:
3486: <br>
3487: <hr>
1.9 millert 3488: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3489: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3490: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3491: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3492: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3493: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3494: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3495: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3496: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3497: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3498: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3499: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3500: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3501: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3502: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3503: Goldflipper<br>
3504: With golden skin<br>
3505: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3506: He's the machine<br>
3507: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3508: <p>
3509: And the fish<br>
3510: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3511: And the cat<br>
3512: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3513: <p>
3514: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3515: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3516: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3517: <p>
3518: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3519: <p>
1.9 millert 3520: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3521: catch the spikey one<br>
3522: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3523: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3524: <p>
1.9 millert 3525: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3526: and without a gun<br>
3527: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3528: <p>
1.9 millert 3529: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3530: such a sexy catch<br>
3531: Is she spying on him or<br>
3532: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3533: <p>
1.9 millert 3534: Oh double seven<br>
3535: Send me to Heaven<br>
3536: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3537: <p>
1.9 millert 3538: The women are fond<br>
3539: She knows what to do<br>
3540: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3541: <p>
1.9 millert 3542: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3543: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3544: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3545: <br>
3546: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3547: <p>
3548: <em>
1.9 millert 3549: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3550: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3551: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3552: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3553: </em>
3554:
3555: <br>
3556: <hr>
1.3 ian 3557: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3558: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3559: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3560: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3561: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3562: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3563: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3564: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3565: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3566: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3567: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3568: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3569: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3570: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3571: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3572: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3573: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3574: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3575: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3576: <p>
3577: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3578: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3579: <p>
3580: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3581: Über tragic<br>
3582: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3583: <p>
3584: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3585: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3586: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3587: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3588: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3589: <p>
3590: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3591: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3592: <p>
3593: Chorus
3594: <p>
3595: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3596: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3597: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3598: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3599: <p>
3600: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3601: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3602: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3603: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3604: <p>
3605: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3606: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3607: <p>
3608: <em>
1.3 ian 3609: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3610: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3611: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3612: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3613: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3614: </em>
3615:
1.8 millert 3616: <br>
3617: <hr>
1.9 millert 3618: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3619: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3620: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3621: <p>
3622: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3623: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3624: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3625: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3626: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3627: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3628: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3629: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3630: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3631: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3632: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3633: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3634: <br>
3635: <br>
1.9 millert 3636: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3637: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3638: <p>
1.9 millert 3639: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3640: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3641: <p>
1.9 millert 3642: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3643: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3644: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3645: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3646: <p>
1.9 millert 3647: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3648: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3649: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3650: I'm secure by default<br>
3651: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3652: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3653: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3654: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3655: </td></tr></table>
3656: <p>
1.8 millert 3657: <em>
1.9 millert 3658: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3659: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3660: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3661: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3662: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3663: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3664:
1.1 deraadt 3665: </body>
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