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1.1 deraadt 15: <p>
1.3 ian 16: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 17: <p>
18:
19: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
20: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 21: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
22: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
23: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 24: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.139 deraadt 25: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song. Theo then gets
26: the pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1 deraadt 27:
1.20 deraadt 28: <p>
1.71 deraadt 29: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
30: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 31: <td valign="top">
1.161 deraadt 32: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
33: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
34:
1.159 deraadt 35: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
36: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 37: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 38: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 39: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 40: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 41: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 42: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 43: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 44: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157 deraadt 45:
46: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 47: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 48: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 49: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
50: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
51: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
52: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 53: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
54: <br>
55: </td><td valign="top">
1.157 deraadt 56: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 57: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 58: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 59: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 60: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 61: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 62: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
63: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
64: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
65: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
66: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 67: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 68: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 69: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 70: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
71: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 72: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 73: <br>
1.150 deraadt 74: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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1.71 deraadt 76: </a>
1.150 deraadt 77: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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79: </a>
80: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
81: <p>
82: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 83: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157 deraadt 84: and
1.150 deraadt 85: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 86: <p>
87: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
88: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
89: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
90: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
91: <br clear=all>
92: <p>
1.158 deraadt 93:
94: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 95: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 96: <a name=58a></a>
97: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
98: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
99: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
100: <tr>
101: <td valign="top">
102: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
103: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
104: <br>
105: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
106: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
107: <br>
108: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
109: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
110: <p>
111: <em>
112: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.162 ! deraadt 113: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile">08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 114: <br>
115: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
116: ~322,000 commits<br>
117: ~44 commits/day average<br>
118: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
119: </em>
120: </td><td valign=top>
121: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
122: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
123: Made commits to many a file<br>
124: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
125: <br>
126: Take a moment to view<br>
127: The source of all this code<br>
128: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
129: <br>
130: We're the openssh repository<br>
131: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
132: The openntpd repository<br>
133: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
134: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
135: The libressl repo too<br>
136: <br>
137: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
138: Re-used far and wide<br>
139: The license is so liberal<br>
140: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
141: We'd love for you to code...<br>
142: <br>
143: I don't really want to have to go<br>
144: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
145: The coder will commit the code<br>
146: That he wants all of you to load<br>
147: <br>
148: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
149: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
150: <br>
151: B... S... D...<br>
152: </td><td valign=top align=right>
153: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
154: </td></tr></table>
155: <p>
156: <em>
157: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
158: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
159: </em>
160: <br>
161:
162: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 163: <a name=58b></a>
164: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
165: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
166: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
167: <tr>
168: <td valign="top">
169: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
170: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
171: <br>
172: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
173: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
174: <br>
175: </td><td valign=top>
176: No lyrics.<br>
177: </td><td valign=top align=right>
178: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
179: </td></tr></table>
180: <em>
181: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
182: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
183: </em>
184: <br>
1.152 deraadt 185:
186: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 187: <a name=58c></a>
188: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
189: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
190: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
191: <tr>
192: <td valign="top">
193: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
194: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
195: <br>
196: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
197: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
198: <br>
199: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
200: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
201: </td><td valign=top>
202: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
203: <br>
204: With every release,<br>
205: Puffy becomes better,<br>
206: a little better all the time.<br>
207: <br>
208: With every release,<br>
209: Puffy becomes better,<br>
210: so much better all the time.<br>
211: <br>
212: Let's count in sys:<br>
213: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
214: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
215: <br>
216: With every release,<br>
217: Puffy becomes better,<br>
218: really better all the time.<br>
219: <br>
220: Let's count in log:<br>
221: 314544 commits from developers<br>
222: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
223: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
224: <br>
225: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
226: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
227: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
228: <br>
229: With every release,<br>
230: Puffy becomes better,<br>
231: so much better all the time.<br>
232: <br>
233: With every release,<br>
234: Puffy becomes better,<br>
235: so much better all the time.<br>
236: <br>
237: With every release,<br>
238: Puffy becomes better.<br>
239: <br>
240: With every release,<br>
241: Puffy becomes better,<br>
242: so much better all the time.<br>
243: </td><td valign=top align=right>
244: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
245: </td></tr></table>
246: <p>
247: <em>
248: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
249: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
250: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
251: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 252: </em>
253: <br>
254:
255: <hr>
256: <a name=58d></a>
257: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
258: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
259: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
260: <tr>
261: <td valign="top">
262: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
263: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
264: <br>
265: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
266: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
267: <br>
268: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
269: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
270: <br>
271: </td><td valign=top>
272: I read the news today oh boy<br>
273: About a silly man who made a change<br>
274: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
275: Well I just had to laugh<br>
276: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
277: <br>
278: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
279: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
280: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
281: They'd seen such code before<br>
282: Everyone was really sure<br>
283: It was from 1984..<br>
284: <br>
285: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
286: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
287: And though the code was rather gross<br>
288: They held their nose and dove.<br>
289: Having read the code..<br>
290: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
291: <br>
292: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
293: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
294: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
295: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
296: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
297: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
298: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
299: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
300: <br>
301: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
302: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
303: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
304: <br>
305: I read the news today oh boy<br>
306: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
307: And though the holes were rather small<br>
308: They embargoed them all<br>
309: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
310: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
311: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
312: </td><td valign=top align=right>
313: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
314: </td></tr></table>
315: <p>
316: <em>
317: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
318: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
319: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
320: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
321: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
322: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
323: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
324: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
325: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
326: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
327: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
328: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
329: <br>
330: <br>
331: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
332: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 333: </em>
334: <br>
335:
336: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 337: <a name=57></a>
338: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
339: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
340: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
341: <tr>
342: <td valign="top">
343: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
344: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
345: <br>
1.153 deraadt 346: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
347: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 348: <br>
349: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
350: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
351: </td><td valign=top>
352: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
353: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 354: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
355: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 356: <br>
1.154 deraadt 357: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
358: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 359: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 360: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 361: <br>
362: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 363: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 364: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 365: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 366: <br>
367: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 368: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 369: I'm a Source Fish<br>
370: I'm a Source Fish<br>
371: <br>
1.154 deraadt 372: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 373: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 374: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
375: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 376: <br>
1.154 deraadt 377: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 378: I'm a Source Fish<br>
379: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 380: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 381: <br>
1.154 deraadt 382: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
383: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 384: <br>
385: Instrumental<br>
386: <br>
1.154 deraadt 387: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
388: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
389: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
390: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
391: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
392: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
393: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
394: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 395: </td><td valign=top align=right>
396: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
397: </td></tr></table>
398: <p>
399: <em>
400: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
401: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
402: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
403: </em>
404: <br>
1.126 deraadt 405:
406: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 407: <a name=56></a>
408: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
409: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
410: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
411: <tr>
412: <td valign="top">
413: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
414: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
415: <br>
416: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
417: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
418: <br>
419: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
420: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
421: </td><td valign=top>
422: No lyrics.<br>
423: </td><td valign=top align=right>
424: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
425: </td></tr></table>
426: <p>
427: <em>
428: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
429: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
430: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
431: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
432: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
433: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
434: LibreSSL was released.
435: <p>
436: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
437: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
438: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
439: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
440: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
441: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
442: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
443: <p>
1.149 deraadt 444: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 445: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
446: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
447: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
448: than just posture?
449: </em>
450: <p>
451: <em>
452: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
453: by Jonathan Lewis.
454: </em>
455: <br>
456:
457: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 458: <a name=55></a>
459: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
460: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
461: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
462: <tr>
463: <td valign="top">
464: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
465: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
466: <br>
467: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
468: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
469: <br>
470: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
471: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
472: </td><td valign=top>
473: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
474: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
475: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
476: <br>
477: <br>
1.145 deraadt 478: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 479: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
480: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
481: <br>
482: <br>
483: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
484: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
485: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
486: <br>
487: <br>
1.145 deraadt 488: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 489: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
490: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
491: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
492: No bad hacks in time.<br>
493: <br>
494: <br>
495: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
496: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
497: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 498: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 499: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
500: </td></tr></table>
501: <em>
502: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
503: back to 1901. This is known as the
504: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
505: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
506: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
507: <p>
1.146 guenther 508: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 509: solve this.
1.146 guenther 510: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
511: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
512: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
513: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
514: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 515: <p>
516: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 517: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 518: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
519: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
520: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
521: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
522: <p>
523: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
524: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
525: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
526: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
527: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
528: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
529: <p>
530: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
531: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 532: </em>
1.144 deraadt 533: <p>
534: <em>
535: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
536: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
537: </em>
538: <br>
539:
540: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 541: <a name=54></a>
542: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
543: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
544: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
545: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 546: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 547: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
548: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
549: <br>
550: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
551: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
552: <br>
553: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 554: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 555: <br>
556: <br>
557: <em>
558: do { to loop<br>
559: at least one time<br>
560: <br>
561: regexp,<br>
562: to match a chunk of text<br>
563: <br>
564: main, the name,<br>
565: by which I'm called<br>
566: <br>
567: for,<br>
568: another kind of loop<br>
569: <br>
570: sem,<br>
571: a way to block a thread<br>
572: <br>
573: log<br>
574: a func to follow sem<br>
575: <br>
576: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 577: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 578: <br>
579: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
580: <br>
581: </em>
582: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
583: <br>
1.144 deraadt 584: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 585: <br>
586: <br>
587: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
588: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
589: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
590: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
591: <br>
592: <br>
593: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
594: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
595: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
596: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
597: <br>
598: <br>
599: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
600: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
601: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
602: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
603: <br>
604: <br>
605: (chorus)<br>
606: <br>
607: <br>
608: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
609: When I'm feeling mad<br>
610: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
611: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
612: <br>
613: <br>
614: (repeat)<br>
615: <br>
616: <br>
617: (chorus)<br>
618: <br>
619: <br>
620: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
621: When I'm feeling mad<br>
622: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
623: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
624: <br>
625: <br>
1.148 deraadt 626: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 627: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
628: </td></tr></table>
629: <p>
630: <em>
631: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
632: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
633: <br>
634: <br>
635: </em>
636:
637: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 638: <a name=53></a>
639: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
640: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
641: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
642: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 643: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 644: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
645: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
646: <br>
647: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
648: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
649: <br>
650: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
651: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
652: <br>
653: <br>
654: <em>
1.141 deraadt 655: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 656: <br>
657: </em>
658: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
659: <br>
1.144 deraadt 660: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 661: <br>
662: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
663: <br>
664: [laughs]<br>
665: <br>
666: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
667: <br>
668: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
669: <br>
670: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
671: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
672: <br>
673: Time to dump core.<br>
674: <br>
1.148 deraadt 675: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 676: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
677: </td></tr></table>
678: <p>
679: <em>
680: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
681: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
682: <br>
683: <br>
684: </em>
685:
686: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 687: <a name=52></a>
688: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
689: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
690: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
691: <tr>
692: <td valign="top" width="30%">
693: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
694: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
695: <br>
696: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
697: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
698: <br>
699: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 700: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 701: <br>
702: <br>
703: <em>
1.132 beck 704: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
705: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
706: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
707: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
708: under particular Linux distributions.
709: <p>
710: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
711: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
712: <p>
713: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
714: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 715: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
716: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 717: <p>
718: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
719: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
720: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
721: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
722: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
723: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
724: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 725: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 726: <br>
727: </em>
728: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
729: <br>
730: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
731: <br>
1.132 beck 732: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
733: We are in every way Posix<br>
734: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
735: We won't need any other.<br>
736: <br>
737: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
738: It's better than the last you know<br>
739: Another million bits that changed<br>
740: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 741: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
742: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 743: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
744: <br>
745: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
746: Others can work around this hell<br>
747: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
748: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
749: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
750: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
751: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
752: We are Posix<br>
753: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
754: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 755: <br>
1.148 deraadt 756: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 757: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
758: </td></tr></table>
759: <p>
760: <em>
761: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
762: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
763: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
764: Studios.
765: <br>
766: <br>
767: </em>
768:
769: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 770: <a name=51></a>
771: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
772: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
773: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
774: <tr>
775: <td valign="top" width="30%">
776: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
777: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
778: <br>
779: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
780: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
781: <br>
782: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
783: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
784: <br>
785: </em>
786: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
787: <br>
788: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
789: <br>
790: If you've got a bug<br>
791: That you just can't shove<br>
792: Who ya gonna install?<br>
793: Bugbusters!<br>
794: <br>
795: Buffer overflow?<br>
796: Don't know where to go<br>
797: Who ya gonna install?<br>
798: Bugbusters!<br>
799: <br>
800: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
801: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
802: <br>
803: And you're off by one<br>
804: And it ain't no fun<br>
805: Who ya gonna install?<br>
806: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 807: <br>
1.126 deraadt 808: If your system's down<br>
809: And it makes you frown<br>
810: Who ya gonna install?<br>
811: Bugbusters!<br>
812: <br>
813: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
814: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
815: <br>
816: If you need a trace<br>
817: Gonna win that race<br>
818: Who ya gonna install?<br>
819: Bugbusters!<br>
820: <br>
821: If you got a crash<br>
822: And you got no cash<br>
823: Who ya gonna install?<br>
824: Bugbusters!<br>
825: <br>
826: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
827: <br>
828: <br>
1.148 deraadt 829: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 830: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
831: </td></tr></table>
832: <p>
833: <em>
834: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
835: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
836: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
837: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
838: <br>
839: <br>
840: </em>
841:
842: <hr>
843: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 844: <h2><font color="#00b000">
845: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 846: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
847: <tr>
848: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 849: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 850: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 851: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
852: <br>
853: <br>
854: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
855: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
856: <br>
857: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
858: <br>
859: <br>
860: <em>
861: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
862: <p>
863: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
864: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
865: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
866: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
867: <p>
868: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
869: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
870: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 871: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 872: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
873: <p>
1.150 deraadt 874: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
875: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 876: <p>
877: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
878: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
879: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
880: two bonus tracks).
881: <p>
882: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
883: </em>
884: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
885: <br>
886: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
887: Shut up and hack!<br>
888: In the hack room<br>
889: In the back room<br>
890: Wires everywhere<br>
891: <br>
892: At the tables<br>
893: Fingers able<br>
894: Take another dare!<br>
895: <br>
896: Close up your holes<br>
897: Pick up the slack!<br>
898: Get your head down!<br>
899: Shut up and hack!<br>
900: Close up your holes<br>
901: Pick up the slack!<br>
902: Get your head down!<br>
903: Shut up and hack!<br>
904: <br>
905: Coding faster<br>
906: You're the master<br>
907: of security<br>
908: <br>
909: In your t-shirts<br>
910: Hack till it hurts<br>
911: This is how to be free<br>
912: <br>
913: CHORUS<br>
914: <br>
915: Hit the pub now<br>
916: We're a club now<br>
917: Trading genius for free<br>
918: <br>
919: Have a laugh and<br>
920: Be a rock band<br>
921: This is how it should be!<br>
922: <br>
923: CHORUS<br>
924: <br>
925: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 926: <br>
927: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 928: <p>
1.104 deraadt 929:
930: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 931: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 932: <h2><font color="#00b000">
933: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 934: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 935: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 936: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
937: <br>
938: <br>
939: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
940: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
941: <em>
942: <p>
943: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
944: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
945: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
946:
947: <p>
1.150 deraadt 948: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
949: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 950: </em>
951: <br>
952: <p>
953:
954: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 955: <a name=50></a>
956: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
957: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
958: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
959: <tr>
960: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 961: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 962: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
963: <br>
1.126 deraadt 964: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 965: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
966: <br>
967: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
968: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
969: <br>
970: <br>
971: <em>
972: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
973: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
974: for us for many releases.<br>
975: This time I asked him to do some<br>
976: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
977: <br>
978: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
979: a parody magazine!<br>
980: <br>
981: </em>
982: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
983: <br>
984: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
985: <br>
986: What? Me Worry?<br>
987: Not with this stuff<br>
988: Nobody gettin' in<br>
989: Nobody get tough<br>
990: <br>
991: I'm a comic book kid<br>
992: Having fun in the woods<br>
993: Carving out toys<br>
994: and makin' em good<br>
995: <br>
996: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
997: I got so many tricks<br>
998: I got undercover agents<br>
999: Even out in the sticks<br>
1000: <br>
1001: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1002: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1003: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1004: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1005: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1006: Little black flies<br>
1007: on a pile of GNU<br>
1008: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1009: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1010: <br>
1.125 sthen 1011: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1012: That's my thang<br>
1013: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1014: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1015: <br>
1016: It's a mad mad world<br>
1017: and number 5 is alive<br>
1018: I gotta black submarine<br>
1019: and I'm built to survive<br>
1020: <br>
1021: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1022: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1023: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1024: And blocked out the sun<br>
1025: <br>
1026: Keep the source open<br>
1027: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1028: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1029: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1030: <br>
1031: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1032: In my treehouse club<br>
1033: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1034: Its secure ya bub<br>
1035: <br>
1036: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1037: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1038: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1039: some Open source stank<br>
1040: <br>
1041: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1042: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1043: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1044: And blocked out the sun<br>
1045: <br>
1046: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1047: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1048: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1049: </td></tr></table>
1050: <p>
1051: <em>
1052: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1053: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1054: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1055: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1056: <br>
1057: <br>
1058: </em>
1059:
1060: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1061: <a name=49></a>
1062: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
1063: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
1064: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1065: <tr>
1066: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1067: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1068: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1069: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1070: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1071: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1072: <br>
1073: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1074: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1075: <br>
1076: <br>
1077: <em>
1078: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1079: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1080: <br>
1081: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1082: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1083: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1084: <br>
1085: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1086: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1087: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1088: <br>
1089: BSD 4.2 was
1090: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1091: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1092: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1093: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1094: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1095: <br>
1096: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1097: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1098: <br>
1099: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1100: <br>
1101: </em>
1102: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1103: <br>
1104: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1105: <br>
1106: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1107: before you can call him a man?<br>
1108: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1109: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1110: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1111: before they are forever banned?<br>
1112: <br>
1113: The answer my friend<br>
1114: BSD 4.2<br>
1115: The answer<br>
1116: BSD 4.2<br>
1117: <br>
1118: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1119: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1120: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1121: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1122: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1123: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1124: <br>
1125: The answer my friend<br>
1126: BSD 4.2<br>
1127: The answer<br>
1128: BSD 4.2<br>
1129: <br>
1130: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1131: to share what is already ours?<br>
1132: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1133: To end up not getting far?<br>
1134: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1135: before we can hear every star?<br>
1136: <br>
1137: The answer my friend<br>
1138: BSD 4.2<br>
1139: The answer<br>
1140: BSD 4.2<br>
1141: <br>
1142: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1143: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1144: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1145: our future is made in the shade<br>
1146: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1147: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1148: <br>
1149: The answer my friend<br>
1150: BSD 4.2<br>
1151: The answer<br>
1152: BSD 4.2<br>
1153: <br>
1154: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1155: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1156: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1157: </td></tr></table>
1158: <p>
1159: <em>
1160: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1161: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1162: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1163: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1164: <br>
1165: <br>
1166: </em>
1167:
1168: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1169: <a name=48></a>
1170: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
1171: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
1172: </a></font></h2>
1173: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1174: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1175: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1176: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1177: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1178: this song.<br>
1179: <br>
1180: [Instrumental]<br>
1181: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1182: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1183: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1184: <br>
1185: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1186: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1187: <br>
1188: <br>
1189: <em>
1190: [Sorry, no commentary]
1191: <br>
1192: </em>
1193: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1194: <br>
1195: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1196: <br>
1197: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1198: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1199: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1200: </td></tr></table>
1201: <p>
1202: <em>
1203: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1204: <br>
1205: <br>
1206: </em>
1207:
1208: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1209: <a name=47></a>
1210: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
1211: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
1212: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1213: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1214: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1215: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1216: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1217: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1218: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1219: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1220: <br>
1221: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1222: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1223: <br>
1224: <br>
1225: <em>
1226: [Sorry, no commentary]
1227: <br>
1228: </em>
1229: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1230: <br>
1231: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1232: <br>
1233: Back when I was twenty<br>
1234: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1235: All that I believed in<br>
1236: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1237: <br>
1238: All I ever wanted<br>
1239: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1240: And all the criticizing<br>
1241: Was something I'd endure<br>
1242: <br>
1243: The changes that I've been through<br>
1244: And the trials along the way<br>
1245: The battle isn't over<br>
1246: And I'm living day by day<br>
1247: <br>
1248: But I'm still here<br>
1249: <br>
1250: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1251: But I'm just being me<br>
1252: With my filter I can hide<br>
1253: My true identity<br>
1254: <br>
1255: One day when I was flying<br>
1256: Across the open skies<br>
1257: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1258: Had been weakened over time<br>
1259: <br>
1260: The server room was burning up<br>
1261: And melting the array<br>
1262: A little breath of cold air<br>
1263: Was enough to save the day<br>
1264: <br>
1265: CHORUS:<br>
1266: But I'm still here<br>
1267: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1268: I'm still free<br>
1269: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1270: I'm still me<br>
1271: <br>
1272: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1273: <br>
1274: Now that I am older<br>
1275: And I've been around so long<br>
1276: The world is ever changing<br>
1277: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1278: <br>
1279: CHORUS:<br>
1280: <br>
1281: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1282: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1283: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1284: </td></tr></table>
1285: <p>
1286: <em>
1287: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1288: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1289: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
1290: <br>
1291: <br>
1292: </em>
1293:
1294: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1295: <a name=46></a>
1296: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1297: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1298: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1299: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1300: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1301: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1302: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1303: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1304: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1305: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1306: <br>
1307: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1308: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1309: <br>
1310: <br>
1311: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1312: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1313: <br>
1314: </em>
1315: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1316: <br>
1317: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1318: <br>
1319: Welcome to the future<br>
1320: One very rich man<br>
1321: runs the Earth with<br>
1322: one multinational<br>
1323: owns your stuff<br>
1324: and owns your birth<br>
1325: <br>
1326: Everyone is armless<br>
1327: Personal robots<br>
1328: Do it all for you<br>
1329: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1330: One channel TV<br>
1331: never gonna bore you<br>
1332: <br>
1333: CHORUS<br>
1334: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1335: or a way to die<br>
1336: while alive and a loser<br>
1337: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1338: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1339: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1340: <br>
1341: Everyone is happy<br>
1342: No more government<br>
1343: No more media<br>
1344: Only the Company<br>
1345: Entertains you<br>
1346: while it feeds you<br>
1347: <br>
1348: Soylent Green pap<br>
1349: Eating your friends while<br>
1350: shopping, buying<br>
1351: Stupid applications<br>
1352: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1353: <br>
1354: CHORUS<br>
1355: <br>
1356: Take me back<br>
1357: Take me back<br>
1358: Please<br>
1359: Take me back<br>
1360: <br>
1361: Way back in my time<br>
1362: Open source kept<br>
1363: everyone choosing<br>
1364: People knew the insides<br>
1365: Of devices they were using<br>
1366: <br>
1367: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1368: Now it's locked and<br>
1369: dumbed down so much<br>
1370: One button coma<br>
1371: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1372: <br>
1373: CHORUS<br>
1374: <br>
1375: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1376: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1377: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1378: </td></tr></table>
1379: <p>
1380: <em>
1381: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1382: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1383: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1384: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1385: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1386: <br>
1387: <br>
1388: </em>
1389:
1390: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1391: <a name=45></a>
1392: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1393: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1394: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1395: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1396: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1397: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1398: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1399: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1400: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1401: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1402: <br>
1403: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1404: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1405: <br>
1406: <br>
1407: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1408: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1409: <br>
1410: </em>
1411: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1412: <br>
1413: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1414: <br>
1415: I love to hate my PC<br>
1416: But now it's not so easy<br>
1417: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1418: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1419: <br>
1420: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1421: Intel's controlling you<br>
1422: And Microsoft is too<br>
1423: But this is nothing new<br>
1424: <br>
1425: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1426: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1427: Tangles and angles<br>
1428: In what could be straight forward<br>
1429: <br>
1430: Lost connections<br>
1431: Lost my mind<br>
1432: It's such a waste of time<br>
1433: <br>
1434: CHORUS<br>
1435: <br>
1436: Now on the motherboard<br>
1437: Where all my life is stored<br>
1438: Playing with garbage there<br>
1439: With rules so unfair<br>
1440: <br>
1441: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1442: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1443: Forcing us all to play<br>
1444: Our progress interrupted<br>
1445: <br>
1446: Lost connections<br>
1447: Lost my mind<br>
1448: It's such a waste of time<br>
1449: <br>
1450: CHORUS<br>
1451: <br>
1452: Yes I'm a user<br>
1453: And I'm not the only one<br>
1454: I'm not a loser<br>
1455: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1456: <br>
1457: And we will find it<br>
1458: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1459: Map our devices<br>
1460: And we know what it'll take<br>
1461: <br>
1462: Lost connections<br>
1463: Lost my mind<br>
1464: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1465: <br>
1466: (bridge)<br>
1467: On and on<br>
1468: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1469: All and all<br>
1470: We are one<br>
1471: Clean the dream<br>
1472: Gone wrong<br>
1473: We are Tron<br>
1474: On and on and on<br>
1475: <br>
1476: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1477: <br>
1478: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1479: <br>
1480: CHORUS<br>
1481: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1482: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1483: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1484: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1485: </td></tr></table>
1486: <p>
1487: <em>
1488: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1489: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1490: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1491: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1492: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1493: <br>
1494: <br>
1495: </em>
1496:
1497: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1498: <a name=44></a>
1499: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1500: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1501: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1502: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1503: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1504: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1505: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1506: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1507: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1508: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1509: <br>
1510: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1511: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1512: <br>
1513: <br>
1514: <em>
1515: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1516: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1517: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1518: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1519: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1520: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1521: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1522: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1523: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1524: probably not been read by enough people.
1525: <br>
1526: <br>
1527: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1528: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1529: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1530: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1531: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1532: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1533: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1534: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1535: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1536: <br>
1537: <br>
1538: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1539: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1540: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1541: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1542: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1543: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1544: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1545: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1546: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1547: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1548: <br>
1549: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1550: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1551: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1552: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1553: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1554: <br>
1555: <br>
1556: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1557: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1558: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1559: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1560: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1561: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1562: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1563: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1564: <br>
1565: <br>
1566: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1567: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1568: <br>
1569: </em>
1570: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1571: <br>
1572: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1573: <br>
1574: <center>
1575: <br>
1576: Source Wars<br>
1577: Episode IV<br>
1578: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1579: </center>
1580: <br>
1581: Not so very long ago<br>
1582: and not so far away<br>
1583: AT&T made system code<br>
1584: and gave some bits away<br>
1585: <br>
1586: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1587: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1588: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1589: for everyone on Earth<br>
1590: <br>
1591: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1592: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1593: And good old greed was back again<br>
1594: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1595: <br>
1596: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1597: sued BSDi from above<br>
1598: The code is free but<br>
1599: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1600: <br>
1601: The University came calling<br>
1602: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1603: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1604: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1605: <br>
1606: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1607: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1608: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1609: of BSD code all around<br>
1610: <br>
1611: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1612: of credit front to back<br>
1613: This broke the license USL<br>
1614: was using to attack<br>
1615: <br>
1616: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1617: and "settled" out of court<br>
1618: And UCB was big enough<br>
1619: to take it like a sport<br>
1620: <br>
1621: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1622: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1623: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1624: every book with proper dues<br>
1625: <br>
1626: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1627: apologetically<br>
1628: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1629: the same monopoly<br>
1630: <br>
1631: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1632: down if everybody saw<br>
1633: How greed became so big<br>
1634: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1635: <br>
1636: But only one community<br>
1637: the one that makes it tick<br>
1638: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1639: exposing hypocrites<br>
1640: <br>
1641: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1642: to tell the story right<br>
1643: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1644: and kept in shining light<br>
1645: <br>
1646: And may the source be with you<br>
1647: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1648: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1649: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1650: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1651: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1652: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1653: </td></tr></table>
1654: <p>
1655: <em>
1656: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1657: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1658: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1659: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1660: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1661: <br>
1662: <br>
1663: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1664:
1665: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1666: <a name=43></a>
1667: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1668: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1669: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1670: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1671: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1672: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1673: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1674: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1675: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1676: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1677: <br>
1678: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1679: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1680: <br>
1681: <br>
1682: <em>
1683: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1684: who is a lot like
1685: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1686: <br>
1687: <br>
1688: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1689: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1690: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1691: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1692: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1693: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1694: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1695: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1696: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1697: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1698: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1699: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1700: <br>
1701: <br>
1702: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1703: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1704: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1705: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1706: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1707: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1708: <br>
1709: <br>
1710: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1711: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1712: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1713: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1714: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1715: influence which he could use so falsely.
1716: <br>
1717: <br>
1718: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1719: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1720: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1721: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1722: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1723: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1724: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1725: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1726: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1727: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1728: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1729: <br>
1730: <br>
1731: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1732: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1733: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1734: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1735: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1736: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1737: <br>
1738: <br>
1739: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1740: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1741: follow their own stupid rules.
1742: </em>
1743: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1744: <br>
1745: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1746: <br>
1747:
1748: <br>
1749: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1750: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1751: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1752: Tempting harpies<br>
1753: 13 years of treachery<br>
1754: <br>
1755: <br>
1756: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1757: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1758: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1759: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1760: <br>
1761: <br>
1762: But something's wrong with them<br>
1763: They will not take our free wares<br>
1764: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1765: Why are you so scared?<br>
1766: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1767: <br>
1768: <br>
1769: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1770: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1771: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1772: There are many new laws"<br>
1773: <br>
1774: <br>
1.98 okan 1775: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1776: "Puffy!<br>
1777: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1778: <br>
1779: <br>
1780: "First rule one dictates<br>
1781: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1782: <br>
1783: <br>
1784: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1785: <br>
1786: <br>
1787: "And rule two dictates<br>
1788: You must give it to me<br>
1789: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1790: <br>
1791: <br>
1792: "The list goes on of course<br>
1793: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1794: <br>
1795: <br>
1796: "This is madness!<br>
1797: He has lost his mind!<br>
1798: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1799: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1800: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1801: <br>
1802: <br>
1803: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1804: <br>
1805: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1806: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1807: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1808: </td></tr></table>
1809: <p>
1810: <em>
1811: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1812: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1813: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1814: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1815: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1816: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1817: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1818: <br>
1819: <br>
1820: </em>
1821:
1822: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1823: <a name=42></a>
1824: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1825: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1826: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1827: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1828: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1829: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1830: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1831: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1832: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1833: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1834: <br>
1835: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1836: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1837: <br>
1838: <br>
1839: <em>
1840: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1841: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1842: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1843: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1844: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1845: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1846: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1847: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1848: away from the ideals very quickly.
1849: <p>
1.93 jmc 1850: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1851: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1852: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1853: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1854: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1855: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1856: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1857: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1858: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1859: <p>
1860: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1861: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1862: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1863: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1864: led to other issues.
1865: <p>
1866: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1867: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1868: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1869: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1870: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1871: <p>
1872: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1873: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1874: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1875: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1876: projects.
1877: <p>
1878: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1879: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1880: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1881: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1882: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1883: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1884: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1885: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1886: not for their agenda.
1887: <p>
1888: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1889: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1890: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1891: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1892: <p>
1893: </em>
1894: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1895: <br>
1896: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1897: <br>
1898: The starting line is nervous<br>
1899: we burst upon the course<br>
1900: Electric is our passion<br>
1901: An open hearted force<br>
1902: <br>
1903: The water's full of dangers<br>
1904: That interrupt the flow<br>
1905: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1906: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1907: <br>
1908: *Give and get back some<br>
1909: Sharing it all<br>
1910: Path we know best<br>
1911: we're having a ball<br>
1912: Opulent mission<br>
1913: Lost in our passion<br>
1914: You can still choose<br>
1915: If you don't swim to win<br>
1916: you'll never lose*<br>
1917: <br>
1918: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1919: <br>
1920: The window is a wall by now<br>
1921: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1922: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1923: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1924: <br>
1925: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1926: Flies too close to itself<br>
1927: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1928: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1929: <br>
1930: *CHORUS*<br>
1931: <br>
1932: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1933: <br>
1934: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
1935: but this is not a race<br>
1936: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
1937: for first or second place<br>
1938: <br>
1939: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
1940: Were traded for real goals<br>
1941: The vision and the mission lost<br>
1942: For those with corporate souls<br>
1943: <br>
1944: *Give and get back some<br>
1945: Sharing it all<br>
1946: Path we know best<br>
1947: we're having a ball<br>
1948: Give and get zeros<br>
1949: Give and get ones<br>
1950: Given to you but<br>
1951: Not you to us<br>
1952: Opulent mission<br>
1953: Lost in our passion<br>
1954: You can still choose<br>
1955: If you don't swim to win<br>
1956: you'll never lose<br>
1957: You'll never lose*<br>
1958: <br>
1959: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1960: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 1961: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
1962: </td></tr></table>
1963: <p>
1964: <em>
1965: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 1966: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1967: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 1968: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1969: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
1970: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
1971: <br>
1972: <br>
1973: </em>
1974:
1975: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 1976: <a name=41></a>
1977: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
1978: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
1979: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1980: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1981: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1982: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 1983: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1984: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1985: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1986: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 1987: <br>
1988: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
1989: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1990: <br>
1991: <br>
1992: <em>
1993: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
1994: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
1995: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
1996: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
1997: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
1998: device support.
1999: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2000: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2001: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2002: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2003: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2004: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2005: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2006: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2007: weird, or even buggy.
2008: <p>
2009: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2010: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2011: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2012: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2013: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2014: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2015: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2016: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2017: OpenBSD, either).
2018: <p>
2019: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2020: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2021: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2022: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2023: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2024: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2025: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2026: <p>
1.82 jsg 2027: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2028: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2029: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2030: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2031: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2032: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2033: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2034: would be fantastic by now.
2035: <p>
2036: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2037: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2038: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2039: </em>
2040: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2041: <br>
2042: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2043: <br>
2044: Here's an old story ...<br>
2045: <br>
2046: <br>
2047: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2048: We all know the details<br>
2049: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2050: some serious loot,<br>
2051: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2052: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2053: The little guy who<br>
2054: did the best with what he had<br>
2055: <br>
2056: <br>
2057: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2058: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2059: in moderation<br>
2060: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2061: <br>
2062: <br>
2063: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2064: never give him the password<br>
2065: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2066: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2067: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2068: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2069: So do the best with what you have<br>
2070: <br>
2071: <br>
2072: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2073: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2074: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2075: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2076: <br>
2077: <br>
2078: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2079: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2080: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2081: then made him better off dead<br>
2082: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2083: <br>
2084: <br>
2085: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2086: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2087: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2088: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2089: for each consecutive cut<br>
2090: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2091: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2092: <br>
2093: <br>
2094: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2095: it's where you dig the well<br>
2096: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2097: the little guy does right<br>
2098: <br>
2099: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2100: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2101: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2102: </td></tr></table>
2103: <p>
2104: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2105: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2106: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2107: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2108: <br>
2109: <br>
2110: </em>
2111:
2112: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 2113: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 2114: <h2><font color="#00b000">
2115: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 2116: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2117: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2118: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2119: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2120: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2121: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2122: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2123: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2124: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2125: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2126: <br>
2127: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2128: <br>
2129: <br>
2130: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2131: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2132: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2133: <p>
2134: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2135: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2136: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2137: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2138: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2139: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2140: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2141: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2142: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2143: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2144: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2145: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2146: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2147: </em>
2148: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2149: <br>
2150: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2151: Be Open<br>
2152: Be Vocal<br>
2153: Stay Open<br>
2154: Stay Vocal<br>
2155: <br>
2156: (repeat)<br>
2157: <br>
2158: OpenBSD<br>
2159: <br>
2160: Twice a year,<br>
2161: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2162: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2163: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2164: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2165: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2166: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2167: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2168: and a license application<br>
2169: is a fishybomination<br>
2170: and a random allocation<br>
2171: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2172: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2173: OK stop.<br>
2174: I get it.<br>
2175: Some asshole lied.<br>
2176: <br>
2177: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2178: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2179: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2180: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2181: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2182: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2183: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2184: OK stop.<br>
2185: I get it.<br>
2186: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
2187: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2188: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2189: I get it.<br>
2190: Where's my pencils?<br>
2191: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2192: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2193: Be Open<br>
2194: Be Vocal<br>
2195: Stay Open<br>
2196: Stay Vocal<br>
2197: <br>
2198: (repeat)<br>
2199: <br>
2200: Then he has another beer and<br>
2201: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2202: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2203: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2204: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2205: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2206: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2207: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2208: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2209: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2210: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2211: every time, every song!<br>
2212: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2213: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2214: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2215: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2216: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2217: <br>
2218: (beat boxin')<br>
2219: <br>
2220: <br>
2221: </td></tr></table>
2222: <p>
2223: <em>
2224: <br>
2225: </em>
2226:
2227: <hr>
2228: <a name=40></a>
2229: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
2230: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
2231: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2232: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2233: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2234: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2235: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2236: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2237: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2238: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2239: <br>
2240: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2241: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2242: <br>
2243: <br>
2244: <em>
2245: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2246: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2247: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2248: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2249: <br>
2250: <br>
2251: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2252: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2253: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2254: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2255: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2256: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2257: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2258: <br>
2259: <br>
2260: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2261: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2262: <br>
2263: <br>
2264: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2265: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2266: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2267: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2268: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2269: <br>
2270: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2271: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2272: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2273: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2274: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2275: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2276: <br>
2277: <br>
2278: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2279: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2280: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2281: other developers.
2282: </em>
2283: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2284: <br>
2285: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2286: <br>
2287: <br>
2288: <br>
2289: Humppa negala<br>
2290: Humppa negala<br>
2291: Humppa negala<br>
2292: Venismechah<br>
2293: <br>
2294: Humppa negala<br>
2295: Humppa negala<br>
2296: Humppa negala<br>
2297: Venismechah<br>
2298: <br>
2299: Humppa neranenah<br>
2300: Humppa neranenah<br>
2301: Humppa neranenah<br>
2302: Venismechah<br>
2303: <br>
2304: Humppa neranenah<br>
2305: Humppa neranenah<br>
2306: Humppa neranenah<br>
2307: Venismechah<br>
2308: <br>
2309: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2310: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2311: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2312: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2313: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2314: uru achim!<br>
2315: uru achim!<br>
2316: OpenBSD!<br>
2317: <br>
2318: <br>
2319: (circus torture)<br>
2320: <br>
2321: <br>
2322: Humppa negala<br>
2323: Humppa negala<br>
2324: Humppa negala<br>
2325: Venismechah<br>
2326: <br>
2327: Humppa negala<br>
2328: Humppa negala<br>
2329: Humppa negala<br>
2330: Venismechah<br>
2331: <br>
2332: Humppa neranenah<br>
2333: Humppa neranenah<br>
2334: Humppa neranenah<br>
2335: Venismechah<br>
2336: <br>
2337: Humppa neranenah<br>
2338: Humppa neranenah<br>
2339: Humppa neranenah<br>
2340: Venismechah<br>
2341: <br>
2342: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2343: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2344: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2345: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2346: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2347: uru achim!<br>
2348: uru achim!<br>
2349: OpenBSD!<br>
2350: <br>
2351: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2352: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2353: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2354: </td></tr></table>
2355: <p>
2356: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2357: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.76 deraadt 2358: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
1.157 deraadt 2359: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2360: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2361: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2362: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2363: <br>
2364: <br>
2365: </em>
2366:
2367: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2368: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2369: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2370: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2371: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2372: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2373: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2374: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2375: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2376: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2377: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2378: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2379: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2380: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2381: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2382: <br>
2383: <br>
2384: <em>
2385: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2386: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2387: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2388: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2389: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2390: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2391: <br>
2392: <br>
2393: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2394: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2395: <br>
2396: <br>
2397: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2398: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2399: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2400: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2401: <br>
2402: <br>
2403: <ul>
2404: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2405: at any time.<br>
2406: <br>
2407: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2408: <br>
2409: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2410: <br>
2411: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2412: <br>
2413: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2414: <br>
2415: <li>
2416: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2417: less portable.<br>
2418: <br>
2419: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2420: </ul>
2421: <br>
2422: <br>
2423: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2424: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2425: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2426: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2427: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2428: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2429: </em>
2430: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2431: <br>
2432: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2433: <br><br><br>
2434: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2435: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2436: there was nothin' shady<br>
2437: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2438: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2439: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2440: <br>
2441: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2442: blah blah blah<br>
2443: Blah!<br>
2444: <br>
2445: <br>
2446: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2447: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2448: <br>
2449: <br>
2450: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2451: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2452: with a drop of goo<br>
2453: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2454: But by the time he graduated<br>
2455: Blob was business slime!<br>
2456: <br>
2457: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2458: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2459: blah blah<br>
2460: <br>
2461: <br>
2462: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2463: <br>
2464: <br>
2465: Now everybody had it<br>
2466: they was drivin' around<br>
2467: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2468: for convenience now<br>
2469: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2470: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2471: <br>
2472: <br>
2473: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2474: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2475: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2476: blah blah<br>
2477: <br>
2478: <br>
2479: It's linkin' time!<br>
2480: <br>
2481: <br>
2482: Now it was out of control<br>
2483: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2484: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2485: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2486: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2487: <br>
2488: <br>
2489: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2490: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2491: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2492: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2493: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2494: <br>
2495: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2496: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2497: And he battled the Blob<br>
2498: who had crossed the line<br>
2499: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2500: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2501: <br>
2502: <br>
2503: But it was too late!<br>
2504: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2505: He wants your video!<br>
2506: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2507: He wants your drive!<br>
2508: He wants it all!!<br>
2509: <br>
2510: <br>
2511: Somebody help us!<br>
2512: Noooooooo!<br>
2513: NVIDIA!<br>
2514: Intel!<br>
2515: Atheros!<br>
2516: 3-Ware!<br>
2517: VIA!<br>
2518: ATI!<br>
2519: Broadcom!<br>
2520: TI!<br>
2521: Myricom!<br>
2522: HighPoint!<br>
2523: Adaptec!<br>
2524: Mylex!<br>
2525: ICP Vortex!<br>
2526: and IBM!<br>
2527: Takin' over the world!<br>
2528: <br>
2529: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2530: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2531: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2532: </td></tr></table>
2533: <p>
2534: <em>
2535: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2536: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2537: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2538: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2539: Theo de Raadt.
2540: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2541: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2542: Drums by Jim Buick.
2543: <br>
2544: <br>
2545: </em>
2546:
2547: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2548: <a name=38></a>
2549: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2550: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2551: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2552: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2553: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2554: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2555: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2556: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2557: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2558: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2559: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2560: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2561: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2562: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2563: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2564: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2565: <br>
2566: <br>
2567: <em>
2568: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2569: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2570: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2571: their devices.
2572: <p>
2573: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2574: for the
1.70 steven 2575: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2576: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2577: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2578: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2579: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2580: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2581: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2582: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2583: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2584: <p>
2585: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2586: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2587: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2588: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2589: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2590: "quality" to show its head.
2591: <p>
2592: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2593: <br>
2594: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2595: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2596: <li>Repair
2597: </ul>
2598: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2599: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2600: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2601: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2602: <p>
2603: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2604: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2605: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2606: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2607: <p>
2608: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2609: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2610: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2611: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2612: <p>
2613: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2614: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2615: the AMI controllers.
2616: <p>
2617: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2618: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2619: basic RAID management:
2620: <ul>
2621: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2622: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2623: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2624: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2625: </ul>
2626: <p>
2627: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2628: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2629: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2630: <p>
2631: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2632: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2633: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2634: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2635: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2636: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2637: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2638: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2639: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2640: controllers.
2641: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2642: would not get documentation, either.
2643: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2644: look saintly.
2645: <p>
2646: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2647: in OpenBSD, please buy
2648: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2649: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2650: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2651: will just work</a>.
2652: <p>
2653: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2654: <br>
2655: </em>
2656: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2657: <br>
2658: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2659: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2660: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2661: <br>
2662: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2663: <br>
2664: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2665: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2666: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2667: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2668: <br>
2669: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2670: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2671: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2672: <br>
2673: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2674: <br>
2675: <br>
2676: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2677: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2678: <br>
2679: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2680: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2681: <br>
2682: <br>
2683: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2684: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2685: <br>
2686: <br>
2687: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2688: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2689: <br>
2690: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2691: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2692: <br>
2693: <br>
2694: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2695: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2696: <br>
2697: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2698: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2699: <br>
2700: <br>
2701: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2702: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2703: there before him
2704: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2705: secure operating system,
2706: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2707: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2708: <br>
2709: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2710: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2711: <br>
2712: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2713: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2714: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2715: </td></tr></table>
2716: <p>
2717: <em>
2718: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2719: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2720: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2721: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2722: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2723: <br>
2724: <br>
2725: </em>
2726:
2727: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2728: <a name=37></a>
2729: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2730: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2731: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2732: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2733: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2734: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2735: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2736: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2737: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2738: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2739: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2740: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2741: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2742: <br>
2743: <br>
2744: <em>
2745: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2746: good device support.<br>
2747: <br>
2748: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2749: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2750: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2751: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2752: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2753: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2754: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2755: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2756: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2757: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2758: <br>
2759: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2760: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2761: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2762: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2763: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2764: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2765: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2766: <br>
2767: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2768: <br>
2769: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2770: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2771: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2772: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2773: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2774: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2775: <br>
2776:
2777: Want to help us? Avoid
2778: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2779: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2780: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2781: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2782: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2783: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2784: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2785: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2786: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2787: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2788: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2789: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2790: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2791: <br>
2792: <br>
2793: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2794: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2795: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2796: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2797: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2798: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2799: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2800: development information for all, but are even going further and
2801: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2802: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2803: <br>
2804: </em>
2805: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2806: <br>
2807: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2808: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2809: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2810: send out the alarm<br>
2811: and the shit storm flies<br>
2812: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2813: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2814: twisting up a ride<br>
2815: to the land of OS<br>
2816: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2817: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2818: The open slippers red are<br>
2819: Hers to take<br>
2820: <br>
1.53 otto 2821: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2822: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2823: <br>
2824: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2825: To get yourself back home<br>
2826: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2827: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2828: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2829: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2830: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2831: You'll never lose<br>
2832: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2833: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2834: lazy and insane<br>
2835: but they sang OK<br>
2836: <br>
1.53 otto 2837: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2838: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2839: <br>
2840: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2841: The city glows<br>
2842: It's positively green<br>
2843: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2844: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2845: <br>
2846: Go to the west<br>
2847: You must pass the test<br>
2848: For me<br>
2849: Bring me the ride<br>
2850: of the witch I despise<br>
2851: And you'll be free<br>
2852: <br>
2853: You don't need the broom<br>
2854: You don't need the shoes<br>
2855: You don't need the wiz<br>
2856: You will never lose<br>
2857: You have all you need<br>
2858: You always had heart<br>
2859: You always had courage<br>
2860: Did somebody fart?<br>
2861: You always had brains<br>
2862: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2863: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2864: But you've got some balls<br>
2865: So double click heels<br>
2866: and work with Taiwan<br>
2867: And speak to your doggie<br>
2868: You're already gone....<br>
2869: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2870: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2871: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2872: </td></tr></table>
2873: <p>
2874: <em>
2875: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2876: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2877: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2878: Semaka,
2879: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2880: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2881: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2882: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2883: <br>
2884: <br>
2885: </em>
2886:
2887: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2888: <a name=36></a>
2889: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2890: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2891: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2892: <tr>
2893: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2894: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2895: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2896: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2897: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2898: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2899: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2900: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2901: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2902: <br>
2903: <br>
2904: <em>
2905: What is up with some free software providers?!
2906: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2907: <p>
2908: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2909: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2910: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2911: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2912: going to remember them in the end.
2913: <p>
2914: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2915: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2916: offerings in the last few years:
2917: <ul>
2918: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2919: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2920: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2921: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2922: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2923: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2924: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2925: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2926: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2927: <p>
2928: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2929: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2930: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2931: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2932: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2933: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2934: <p>
2935: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2936: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2937: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2938: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2939: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2940: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2941: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
2942: </ul>
2943: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
2944: others who will follow them:
2945: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
2946: replace it.
2947: <br>
2948: </em>
2949: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2950: <br>
1.144 deraadt 2951: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 2952: <br>
2953: <br>
2954: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
2955: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
2956: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
2957: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
2958: <p>
2959: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 2960: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 2961: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
2962: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
2963: <p>
2964: <br>
2965: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
2966: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
2967: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
2968: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
2969: <p>
2970: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
2971: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
2972: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
2973: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
2974: <p>
2975: <br>
2976: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
2977: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 2978: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 2979: So he fought the fight<br>
2980: and he set things right<br>
2981: With his OpenBSD<br>
2982: <p>
2983: <br>
2984: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
2985: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
2986: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
2987: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
2988: <p>
2989: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
2990: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
2991: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
2992: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
2993: <p>
2994: <br>
2995: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
2996: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 2997: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 2998: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
2999: <p>
3000: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3001: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3002: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3003: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3004: <p>
3005: <br>
3006: CHORUS<br>
3007: <p>
3008: <br>
3009: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3010: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3011: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3012: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3013: <p>
3014: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3015: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3016: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3017: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3018: <p>
3019: <br>
3020: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3021: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3022: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3023: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3024: <p>
3025: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3026: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3027: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3028: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3029: <p>
3030: <br>
3031: CHORUS<br>
3032: <br>
3033: <p>
3034: That's right!<br>
3035: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3036: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3037: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3038: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3039: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3040: </td></tr></table>
3041: <p>
3042: <em>
3043: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3044: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3045: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3046: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3047: <br>
3048: <br>
3049: </em>
3050:
3051: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3052: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 3053: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
3054: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 3055: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3056: <tr>
3057: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3058: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3059: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3060: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3061: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3062: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3063: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3064: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3065: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3066: <br>
3067: <br>
3068: <em>
3069: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3070: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3071: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3072: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3073: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3074: <p>
3075: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
3076: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
3077: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3078: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3079: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3080: sessions. Our
3081: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
3082: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3083: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3084: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3085: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3086: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3087: <p>
3088: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3089: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3090: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3091: Redundancy Protocol); on
3092: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3093: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3094: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3095: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3096: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3097: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3098: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3099: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3100: There was much deliberation</a>
3101: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3102: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3103: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3104: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3105: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3106: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3107: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3108: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3109: eh?
3110: <p>
3111: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3112: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3113: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3114: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3115: claim patent rights.
3116: <p>
3117: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3118: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3119: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3120: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3121: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3122: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3123: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3124: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3125: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3126: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3127: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3128: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3129: <p>
3130: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3131: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3132: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3133: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3134: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3135: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3136: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3137: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3138: like all others, except against the community.
3139: <p>
3140: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3141: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3142: <p>
3143: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3144: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3145: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3146: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3147: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3148: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3149: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3150: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3151: it to use cryptography.
3152: <p>
3153: The combination of
3154: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3155: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3156: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
3157: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3158: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3159: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3160: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3161: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3162: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3163: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3164: <p>
3165: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3166: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3167: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3168: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3169: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3170: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3171: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3172: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3173: <p>
3174: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3175: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3176: <br>
3177: </em>
3178: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3179: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3180: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3181: <br>
3182: <br>
3183: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3184: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3185: <br>
3186: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3187: A what?
3188: <br>
3189: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3190: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3191: <br>
3192: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3193: Well, it's free isn't it?
3194: <br>
3195: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3196: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3197: <br>
3198: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3199: What?
3200: <br>
3201: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3202: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3203: <br>
3204: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3205: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3206: <br>
3207: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3208: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3209: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3210: <br>
3211: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3212: You must be a looney.
3213: <br>
3214: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3215: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3216: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3217: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3218: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3219: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3220: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3221: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3222: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3223: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3224: <br>
3225: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3226: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3227: <br>
3228: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3229: Yes.
3230: <br>
3231: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3232: For a free redundancy protocol?
3233: <br>
3234: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3235: Yes.
3236: <br>
3237: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3238: You are a looney.
3239: <br>
3240: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3241: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3242: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3243: VRRP.
3244: <br>
3245: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3246: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3247: <br>
3248: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3249: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3250: <br>
3251: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3252: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3253: <br>
3254: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3255: Yes there is!
3256: <br>
3257: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3258: Isn't!
3259: <br>
3260: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3261: Is!
3262: <br>
3263: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3264: Isn't!
3265: <br>
3266: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3267: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3268: <br>
3269: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3270: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3271: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3272: <br>
3273: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3274: The man didn't have the right form.
3275: <br>
3276: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3277: What man?
3278: <br>
3279: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3280: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3281: <br>
3282: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3283: The looney detector van, you mean.
3284: <br>
3285: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3286: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3287: <br>
3288: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3289: What redundancy detector van?
3290: <br>
3291: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3292: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3293: <br>
3294: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3295: Cizzz-coeee?
3296: <br>
3297: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3298: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3299: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3300: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3301: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3302: <br>
3303: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3304: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3305: <br>
3306: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3307: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3308: <br>
3309: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3310: What PIX?
3311: <br>
3312: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3313: The PIX I'm replacing!
3314: <br>
3315: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3316: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3317: license it?
3318: <br>
3319: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3320: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3321: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3322: <br>
3323: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3324: No they didn't!
3325: <br>
3326: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3327: Did!
3328: <br>
3329: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3330: Didn't!
3331: <br>
3332: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3333: Did, did, did and did!
3334: <br>
3335: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3336: Oh, all right.
3337: <br>
3338: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3339: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3340: license?
3341: <br>
3342: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3343: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3344: <br>
3345: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3346: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3347: <br>
3348: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3349: A license?
3350: <br>
3351: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3352: Yes.
3353: <br>
3354: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3355: For your firewall?
3356: <br>
3357: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3358: No.
3359: <br>
3360: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3361: No?
3362: <br>
3363: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3364: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3365: <br>
3366: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3367: You're off your chump.
3368: <br>
3369: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3370: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3371: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3372: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3373: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3374: <br>
3375: <br>
3376: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3377: <br>
3378: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3379: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3380: But standard it<br>
3381: needs to be free<br>
3382: vis a vis<br>
3383: the IETF<br>
3384: you see?<br>
3385: <br>
3386: But can VRRP<br>
3387: be said to be<br>
3388: or not to be<br>
3389: a standard, see,<br>
3390: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3391: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3392: <br>
3393: Singing...<br>
3394: <br>
3395: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3396: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3397: O P E N B S D<br>
3398: CARP is free<br>
3399: <br>
3400: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3401: let through IETF to mean<br>
3402: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3403: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3404: <br>
3405: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3406: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3407: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3408: <br>
3409: 1 1 2,<br>
3410: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3411: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3412: <br>
3413: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3414: bisected accidentally,<br>
3415: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3416: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3417: <br>
3418: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3419: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3420: <br>
3421: The End<br>
3422: <br>
3423: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3424: <br>
3425: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3426: <br>
3427: Geddy must be free.<br>
3428: <br>
3429: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3430: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3431: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3432: </td></tr></table>
3433: <p>
3434: <em>
3435: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3436: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3437: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3438: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3439: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3440: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3441: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3442: <br>
3443: <br>
3444: </em>
3445:
3446: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3447: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3448: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3449: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3450: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3451: <tr>
3452: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3453: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3454: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3455: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3456: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3457: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3458: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3459: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3460: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3461: <br>
3462: <br>
3463: <em>
3464: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3465: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3466: forces of the draconian government!
3467: <p>
3468: <br>
3469: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3470: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3471: of recent happenings.
3472: <p>
3473: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3474: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3475: security research and development .. on things that
3476: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3477: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3478: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3479: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3480: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3481: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3482: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3483: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3484: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3485: <p>
3486: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3487: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3488: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3489: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3490: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3491: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3492: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3493: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3494: theft of oil.
3495: <p>
3496: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3497: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3498: <p>
3499: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3500: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3501: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3502: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3503: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3504: the project."
3505: <p>
3506: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3507: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3508: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3509: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3510: <p>
3511: Since the termination came near natural contract
3512: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3513: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3514: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3515: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3516: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3517: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3518: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3519: <p>
3520: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3521: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3522: of Robin Hood.
3523: </em>
3524: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3525: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3526: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3527: <br>
3528: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3529: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3530: He had found the crusades<br>
3531: were an endless charade<br>
3532: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3533: <br>
3534: <br>
3535: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3536: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3537: Clever chums they did find<br>
3538: other fish of their kind<br>
3539: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3540: <br>
3541: <br>
3542: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3543: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3544: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3545: for to share online<br>
3546: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3547: <br>
3548: <br>
3549: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3550: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3551: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3552: to the teaming schools<br>
3553: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3554: <br>
3555: <br>
3556: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3557: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3558: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3559: So raise up your glass and<br>
3560: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3561: Fish for never running<br>
3562: and making something good!<br>
3563: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3564: <br>
3565: <br>
3566: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3567: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3568: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3569: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3570: Think he's a hero?<br>
3571: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3572: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3573: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3574: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3575: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3576: or we take away your worms too<br>
3577: <br>
3578: <br>
3579: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3580: Put on your glasses<br>
3581: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3582: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3583: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3584: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3585: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3586: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3587: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3588: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3589: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3590: <br>
3591: <br>
3592: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3593: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3594: And took back all the booty<br>
3595: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3596: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3597: <br>
3598: <br>
3599: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3600: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3601: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3602: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3603: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3604: <br>
3605: <br>
3606: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3607: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3608: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3609: So raise up your glass and<br>
3610: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3611: Fish for never running<br>
3612: and making something good!<br>
3613: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3614: <br>
3615:
3616: <br>
3617: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3618: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3619: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3620: </td></tr></table>
3621: <p>
3622: <em>
3623: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3624: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3625: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3626: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3627: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3628: <br>
3629: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3630: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3631: <br>
3632: </em>
3633:
1.23 jose 3634: <br>
3635: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3636: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3637: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3638: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3639: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3640: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3641: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3642: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3643: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3644: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3645: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3646: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3647: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3648: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3649: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3650: <br>
3651: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3652: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3653: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3654: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3655: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3656: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3657: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3658: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3659: III processors. We want documentation, because
3660: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3661: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3662: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3663: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3664: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3665: mode.<br>
3666: <br>
3667: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3668: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3669: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3670: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3671: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3672: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3673: Black was the protocol<br>
3674: <p>
3675: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3676: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3677: Then from the ocean came<br>
3678: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3679: <br>
3680: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3681: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3682: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3683: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3684: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3685: <p>
3686: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3687: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3688: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3689: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3690: <p>
3691: And there he found<br>
3692: His destiny<br>
3693: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3694: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3695: <p>
3696: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3697: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3698: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3699: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3700: <p>
3701: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3702: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3703: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3704: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3705: <p>
3706: Broke down the guard<br>
3707: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3708: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3709: All alone and only bones<br>
3710: <p>
3711: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3712: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3713: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3714: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3715: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3716: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3717: </td></tr></table>
3718: <p>
3719: <em>
3720: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3721: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3722: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3723: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3724: </em>
3725:
3726: <br>
3727: <hr>
1.9 millert 3728: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3729: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3730: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3731: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3732: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3733: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3734: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3735: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3736: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3737: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3738: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3739: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3740: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3741: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3742: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3743: Goldflipper<br>
3744: With golden skin<br>
3745: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3746: He's the machine<br>
3747: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3748: <p>
3749: And the fish<br>
3750: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3751: And the cat<br>
3752: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3753: <p>
3754: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3755: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3756: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3757: <p>
3758: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3759: <p>
1.9 millert 3760: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3761: catch the spikey one<br>
3762: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3763: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3764: <p>
1.9 millert 3765: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3766: and without a gun<br>
3767: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3768: <p>
1.9 millert 3769: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3770: such a sexy catch<br>
3771: Is she spying on him or<br>
3772: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3773: <p>
1.9 millert 3774: Oh double seven<br>
3775: Send me to Heaven<br>
3776: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3777: <p>
1.9 millert 3778: The women are fond<br>
3779: She knows what to do<br>
3780: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3781: <p>
1.9 millert 3782: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3783: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3784: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3785: <br>
3786: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3787: <p>
3788: <em>
1.9 millert 3789: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3790: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3791: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3792: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3793: </em>
3794:
3795: <br>
3796: <hr>
1.3 ian 3797: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3798: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3799: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3800: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3801: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3802: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3803: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3804: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3805: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3806: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3807: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3808: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3809: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3810: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3811: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3812: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3813: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3814: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3815: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3816: <p>
3817: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3818: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3819: <p>
3820: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3821: Über tragic<br>
3822: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3823: <p>
3824: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3825: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3826: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3827: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3828: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3829: <p>
3830: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3831: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3832: <p>
3833: Chorus
3834: <p>
3835: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3836: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3837: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3838: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3839: <p>
3840: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3841: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3842: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3843: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3844: <p>
3845: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3846: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3847: <p>
3848: <em>
1.3 ian 3849: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3850: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3851: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3852: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3853: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3854: </em>
3855:
1.8 millert 3856: <br>
3857: <hr>
1.9 millert 3858: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3859: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3860: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3861: <p>
3862: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3863: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3864: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3865: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3866: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3867: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3868: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3869: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3870: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3871: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3872: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3873: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3874: <br>
3875: <br>
1.9 millert 3876: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3877: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3878: <p>
1.9 millert 3879: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3880: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3881: <p>
1.9 millert 3882: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3883: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3884: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3885: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3886: <p>
1.9 millert 3887: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3888: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3889: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3890: I'm secure by default<br>
3891: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3892: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3893: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3894: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3895: </td></tr></table>
3896: <p>
1.8 millert 3897: <em>
1.9 millert 3898: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3899: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3900: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3901: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3902: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3903: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3904:
1.1 deraadt 3905: </body>
3906: </html>