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1.3       ian        16: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100     deraadt    17: <p>
                     18:
                     19: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
                     20: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139     deraadt    21: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
                     22: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
                     23: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108     deraadt    24: over the previous six months.  To match the art released with the CD,
1.139     deraadt    25: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song.  Theo then gets
                     26: the pleasure (and responsibility) to write a commentary explaining it all.
1.1       deraadt    27:
1.20      deraadt    28: <p>
1.71      deraadt    29: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                     30: <tr>
1.126     deraadt    31: <td valign="top">
1.161     deraadt    32: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
                     33:     <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
                     34:     &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
1.159     deraadt    35:     <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
                     36:     <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152     deraadt    37: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148     deraadt    38: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144     deraadt    39: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137     deraadt    40: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134     deraadt    41: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131     deraadt    42: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128     deraadt    43: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131     deraadt    44: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157     deraadt    45:     &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                     46:     <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127     deraadt    47: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151     bentley    48: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127     deraadt    49: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
                     50: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
                     51: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
                     52: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.126     deraadt    53: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
                     54: <br>
                     55: </td><td valign="top">
1.157     deraadt    56: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148     deraadt    57: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137     deraadt    58: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134     deraadt    59: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89      deraadt    60: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126     deraadt    61: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72      deraadt    62: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
                     63: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
                     64: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
                     65: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
                     66: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124     deraadt    67: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119     deraadt    68: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116     deraadt    69: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72      deraadt    70: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
                     71: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126     deraadt    72: </td></tr></table>
1.71      deraadt    73: <br>
1.150     deraadt    74: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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1.150     deraadt    77: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126     deraadt    78: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
                     79: </a>
                     80: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
                     81: <p>
                     82: Click to order
1.150     deraadt    83: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157     deraadt    84: and
1.150     deraadt    85: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126     deraadt    86: <p>
                     87: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
                     88: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind").
                     89: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
                     90: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
                     91: <br clear=all>
                     92: <p>
1.158     deraadt    93:
                     94: <hr>
1.160     deraadt    95: <a name=58></a>
1.161     deraadt    96: <a name=58a></a>
                     97: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
                     98: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
                     99: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    100: <tr>
                    101: <td valign="top">
                    102: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    103: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    104: <br>
                    105: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
                    106: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
                    107: <br>
                    108: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
                    109: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
                    110: <p>
                    111: <em>
                    112: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164   ! tj        113: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
        !           114: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161     deraadt   115: <br>
                    116: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
                    117: ~322,000 commits<br>
                    118: ~44 commits/day average<br>
                    119: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
                    120: </em>
                    121: </td><td valign=top>
                    122: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
                    123: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
                    124: Made commits to many a file<br>
                    125: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
                    126: <br>
                    127: Take a moment to view<br>
                    128: The source of all this code<br>
                    129: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
                    130: <br>
                    131: We're the openssh repository<br>
                    132: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
                    133: The openntpd repository<br>
                    134: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
                    135: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
                    136: The libressl repo too<br>
                    137: <br>
                    138: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
                    139: Re-used far and wide<br>
                    140: The license is so liberal<br>
                    141: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
                    142: We'd love for you to code...<br>
                    143: <br>
                    144: I don't really want to have to go<br>
                    145: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
                    146: The coder will commit the code<br>
                    147: That he wants all of you to load<br>
                    148: <br>
                    149: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
                    150: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
                    151: <br>
                    152: B... S... D...<br>
                    153: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    154: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
                    155: </td></tr></table>
                    156: <p>
                    157: <em>
                    158: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
                    159: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
                    160: </em>
                    161: <br>
                    162:
                    163: <hr>
1.158     deraadt   164: <a name=58b></a>
                    165: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
                    166: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
                    167: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    168: <tr>
                    169: <td valign="top">
                    170: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
                    171: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    172: <br>
                    173: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
                    174: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
                    175: <br>
                    176: </td><td valign=top>
                    177: No lyrics.<br>
                    178: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    179: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
                    180: </td></tr></table>
                    181: <em>
                    182: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
                    183: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
                    184: </em>
                    185: <br>
1.152     deraadt   186:
                    187: <hr>
1.157     deraadt   188: <a name=58c></a>
                    189: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
                    190: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
                    191: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    192: <tr>
                    193: <td valign="top">
                    194: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
                    195: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    196: <br>
                    197: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
                    198: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
                    199: <br>
                    200: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
                    201: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
                    202: </td><td valign=top>
                    203: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
                    204: <br>
                    205: With every release,<br>
                    206: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    207: a little better all the time.<br>
                    208: <br>
                    209: With every release,<br>
                    210: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    211: so much better all the time.<br>
                    212: <br>
                    213: Let's count in sys:<br>
                    214: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
                    215: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
                    216: <br>
                    217: With every release,<br>
                    218: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    219: really better all the time.<br>
                    220: <br>
                    221: Let's count in log:<br>
                    222: 314544 commits from developers<br>
                    223: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
                    224: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
                    225: <br>
                    226: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
                    227: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
                    228: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
                    229: <br>
                    230: With every release,<br>
                    231: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    232: so much better all the time.<br>
                    233: <br>
                    234: With every release,<br>
                    235: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    236: so much better all the time.<br>
                    237: <br>
                    238: With every release,<br>
                    239: Puffy becomes better.<br>
                    240: <br>
                    241: With every release,<br>
                    242: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    243: so much better all the time.<br>
                    244: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    245: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
                    246: </td></tr></table>
                    247: <p>
                    248: <em>
                    249: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
                    250: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
                    251: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
                    252: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159     deraadt   253: </em>
                    254: <br>
                    255:
                    256: <hr>
                    257: <a name=58d></a>
                    258: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
                    259: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
                    260: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    261: <tr>
                    262: <td valign="top">
                    263: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
                    264: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    265: <br>
                    266: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
                    267: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
                    268: <br>
                    269: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
                    270: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
                    271: <br>
                    272: </td><td valign=top>
                    273: I read the news today oh boy<br>
                    274: About a silly man who made a change<br>
                    275: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
                    276: Well I just had to laugh<br>
                    277: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
                    278: <br>
                    279: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
                    280: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
                    281: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
                    282: They'd seen such code before<br>
                    283: Everyone was really sure<br>
                    284: It was from 1984..<br>
                    285: <br>
                    286: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
                    287: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
                    288: And though the code was rather gross<br>
                    289: They held their nose and dove.<br>
                    290: Having read the code..<br>
                    291: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
                    292: <br>
                    293: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
                    294: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
                    295: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
                    296: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
                    297: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
                    298: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
                    299: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
                    300: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
                    301: <br>
                    302: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
                    303: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
                    304: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
                    305: <br>
                    306: I read the news today oh boy<br>
                    307: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
                    308: And though the holes were rather small<br>
                    309: They embargoed them all<br>
                    310: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
                    311: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
                    312: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
                    313: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    314: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
                    315: </td></tr></table>
                    316: <p>
                    317: <em>
                    318: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
                    319: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
                    320: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
                    321: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
                    322: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
                    323: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
                    324: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
                    325: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
                    326: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
                    327: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
                    328: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality..  Sort of like the
                    329: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
                    330: <br>
                    331: <br>
                    332: Lyrics by Bob Beck.  Composition, arrangement, recording by
                    333: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt   334: </em>
                    335: <br>
                    336:
                    337: <hr>
1.152     deraadt   338: <a name=57></a>
                    339: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
                    340: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
                    341: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    342: <tr>
                    343: <td valign="top">
                    344: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    345: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    346: <br>
1.153     deraadt   347: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
                    348: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152     deraadt   349: <br>
                    350: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
                    351: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
                    352: </td><td valign=top>
                    353: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
                    354: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154     deraadt   355: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
                    356: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152     deraadt   357: <br>
1.154     deraadt   358: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
                    359: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   360: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   361: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   362: <br>
                    363: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154     deraadt   364: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152     deraadt   365: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154     deraadt   366: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152     deraadt   367: <br>
                    368: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   369: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   370: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    371: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    372: <br>
1.154     deraadt   373: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152     deraadt   374: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154     deraadt   375: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
                    376: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152     deraadt   377: <br>
1.154     deraadt   378: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152     deraadt   379: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    380: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   381: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   382: <br>
1.154     deraadt   383: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
                    384: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152     deraadt   385: <br>
                    386: Instrumental<br>
                    387: <br>
1.154     deraadt   388: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
                    389: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    390: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
                    391: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    392: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
                    393: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
                    394: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
                    395: Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   396: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    397: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
                    398: </td></tr></table>
                    399: <p>
                    400: <em>
                    401: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica.  Jonathan Lewis: programming,
                    402: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ.  Andr&eacute; Wickenheiser: trumpet.
                    403: Lyrics by Bob Kitella.  Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
                    404: </em>
                    405: <br>
1.126     deraadt   406:
                    407: <hr>
1.148     deraadt   408: <a name=56></a>
                    409: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
                    410: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
                    411: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    412: <tr>
                    413: <td valign="top">
                    414: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    415: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    416: <br>
                    417: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
                    418: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
                    419: <br>
                    420: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
                    421: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
                    422: </td><td valign=top>
                    423: No lyrics.<br>
                    424: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    425: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
                    426: </td></tr></table>
                    427: <p>
                    428: <em>
                    429: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
                    430: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
                    431: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
                    432: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
                    433: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
                    434: seems critically important.  Two months of intense development later,
                    435: LibreSSL was released.
                    436: <p>
                    437: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
                    438: to answer: why did this occur?  Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
                    439: to understand?  Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
                    440: whose raison d'&ecirc;tre is security, why are secondary goals allowed
                    441: to endanger the absolute #1 goal?  Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
                    442: allows companies to &mdash; on the cheap &mdash; meet security
                    443: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
                    444: <p>
1.149     deraadt   445: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148     deraadt   446: where security is the goal?  How much are they willing to push back
                    447: on the OS developers and others to achieve that?  Can we set a new,
                    448: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
                    449: than just posture?
                    450: </em>
                    451: <p>
                    452: <em>
                    453: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851.  Arranged and performed
                    454: by Jonathan Lewis.
                    455: </em>
                    456: <br>
                    457:
                    458: <hr>
1.144     deraadt   459: <a name=55></a>
                    460: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
                    461: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
                    462: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    463: <tr>
                    464: <td valign="top">
                    465: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    466: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    467: <br>
                    468: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
                    469: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
                    470: <br>
                    471: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
                    472: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
                    473: </td><td valign=top>
                    474: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
                    475: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
                    476: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
                    477: <br>
                    478: <br>
1.145     deraadt   479: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144     deraadt   480: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
                    481: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
                    482: <br>
                    483: <br>
                    484: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
                    485: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
                    486: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
                    487: <br>
                    488: <br>
1.145     deraadt   489: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144     deraadt   490: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
                    491: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    492: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    493: No bad hacks in time.<br>
                    494: <br>
                    495: <br>
                    496: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    497: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    498: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148     deraadt   499: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144     deraadt   500: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
                    501: </td></tr></table>
                    502: <em>
                    503: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
                    504: back to 1901.  This is known as the
                    505: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
                    506: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
                    507: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
                    508: <p>
1.146     guenther  509: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157     deraadt   510: solve this.
1.146     guenther  511: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
                    512: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
                    513: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
                    514: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
                    515: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144     deraadt   516: <p>
                    517: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146     guenther  518: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144     deraadt   519: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>.  This required a fair
                    520: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
                    521: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently.  There will
                    522: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
                    523: <p>
                    524: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
                    525: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
                    526: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
                    527: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
                    528: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
                    529: and Postgresql don't break anymore.  OpenBSD built that route.
                    530: <p>
                    531: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
                    532: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148     deraadt   533: </em>
1.144     deraadt   534: <p>
                    535: <em>
                    536: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther.  Vocals by Steve Pineo.
                    537: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
                    538: </em>
                    539: <br>
                    540:
                    541: <hr>
1.137     deraadt   542: <a name=54></a>
                    543: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
                    544: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
                    545: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    546: <tr>
1.144     deraadt   547: <td valign="top">
1.137     deraadt   548: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    549: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    550: <br>
                    551: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
                    552: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
                    553: <br>
                    554: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144     deraadt   555: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137     deraadt   556: <br>
                    557: <br>
                    558: <em>
                    559: do { to loop<br>
                    560: at least one time<br>
                    561: <br>
                    562: regexp,<br>
                    563: to match a chunk of text<br>
                    564: <br>
                    565: main, the name,<br>
                    566: by which I'm called<br>
                    567: <br>
                    568: for,<br>
                    569: another kind of loop<br>
                    570: <br>
                    571: sem,<br>
                    572: a way to block a thread<br>
                    573: <br>
                    574: log<br>
                    575: a func to follow sem<br>
                    576: <br>
                    577: t,<br>
1.138     guenther  578: a place to store the time<br>
1.137     deraadt   579: <br>
                    580: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
                    581: <br>
                    582: </em>
                    583: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    584: <br>
1.144     deraadt   585: </td><td valign=top>
1.137     deraadt   586: <br>
                    587: <br>
                    588: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
                    589: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
                    590: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
                    591: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                    592: <br>
                    593: <br>
                    594: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
                    595: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
                    596: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
                    597: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                    598: <br>
                    599: <br>
                    600: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
                    601: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
                    602: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
                    603: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                    604: <br>
                    605: <br>
                    606: (chorus)<br>
                    607: <br>
                    608: <br>
                    609: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
                    610: When I'm feeling mad<br>
                    611: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
                    612: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
                    613: <br>
                    614: <br>
                    615: (repeat)<br>
                    616: <br>
                    617: <br>
                    618: (chorus)<br>
                    619: <br>
                    620: <br>
                    621: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
                    622: When I'm feeling mad<br>
                    623: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
                    624: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
                    625: <br>
                    626: <br>
1.148     deraadt   627: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137     deraadt   628: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
                    629: </td></tr></table>
                    630: <p>
                    631: <em>
                    632: Lyrics by Philip Guenther.  Vocals by Allison Lynch.  Composition,
                    633: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
                    634: <br>
                    635: <br>
                    636: </em>
                    637:
                    638: <hr>
1.134     deraadt   639: <a name=53></a>
                    640: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
                    641: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
                    642: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    643: <tr>
1.144     deraadt   644: <td valign="top">
1.134     deraadt   645: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    646: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    647: <br>
                    648: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
                    649: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
                    650: <br>
                    651: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
                    652: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
                    653: <br>
                    654: <br>
                    655: <em>
1.141     deraadt   656: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134     deraadt   657: <br>
                    658: </em>
                    659: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    660: <br>
1.144     deraadt   661: </td><td valign=top>
1.134     deraadt   662: <br>
                    663: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
                    664: <br>
                    665: [laughs]<br>
                    666: <br>
                    667: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
                    668: <br>
                    669: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
                    670: <br>
                    671: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
                    672: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
                    673: <br>
                    674: Time to dump core.<br>
                    675: <br>
1.148     deraadt   676: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134     deraadt   677: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
                    678: </td></tr></table>
                    679: <p>
                    680: <em>
                    681: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
                    682: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
                    683: <br>
                    684: <br>
                    685: </em>
                    686:
                    687: <hr>
1.131     deraadt   688: <a name=52></a>
                    689: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
                    690: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
                    691: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    692: <tr>
                    693: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                    694: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    695: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    696: <br>
                    697: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
                    698: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
                    699: <br>
                    700: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135     rapha     701: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131     deraadt   702: <br>
                    703: <br>
                    704: <em>
1.132     beck      705: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
                    706: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
                    707: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
                    708: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
                    709: under particular Linux distributions.
                    710: <p>
                    711: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
                    712: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
                    713: <p>
                    714: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
                    715: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157     deraadt   716: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
                    717: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132     beck      718: <p>
                    719: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
                    720: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
                    721: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
                    722: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
                    723: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
                    724: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
                    725: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157     deraadt   726: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131     deraadt   727: <br>
                    728: </em>
                    729: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    730: <br>
                    731: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    732: <br>
1.132     beck      733: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
                    734: We are in every way Posix<br>
                    735: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
                    736: We won't need any other.<br>
                    737: <br>
                    738: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
                    739: It's better than the last you know<br>
                    740: Another million bits that changed<br>
                    741: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133     mpf       742: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
                    743: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132     beck      744: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
                    745: <br>
                    746: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
                    747: Others can work around this hell<br>
                    748: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
                    749: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
                    750: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
                    751: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
                    752: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
                    753: We are Posix<br>
                    754: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
                    755: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131     deraadt   756: <br>
1.148     deraadt   757: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131     deraadt   758: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
                    759: </td></tr></table>
                    760: <p>
                    761: <em>
                    762: Lyrics by Bob Beck.  Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals
                    763: by Doug McKeag.  Guitar by Victor Farrell.  All other instruments,
                    764: Jonathan Lewis.  Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
                    765: Studios.
                    766: <br>
                    767: <br>
                    768: </em>
                    769:
                    770: <hr>
1.126     deraadt   771: <a name=51></a>
                    772: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
                    773: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
                    774: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    775: <tr>
                    776: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                    777: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    778: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    779: <br>
                    780: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
                    781: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
                    782: <br>
                    783: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
                    784: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
                    785: <br>
                    786: </em>
                    787: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    788: <br>
                    789: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    790: <br>
                    791: If you've got a bug<br>
                    792: That you just can't shove<br>
                    793: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    794: Bugbusters!<br>
                    795: <br>
                    796: Buffer overflow?<br>
                    797: Don't know where to go<br>
                    798: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    799: Bugbusters!<br>
                    800: <br>
                    801: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                    802: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                    803: <br>
                    804: And you're off by one<br>
                    805: And it ain't no fun<br>
                    806: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    807: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71      deraadt   808: <br>
1.126     deraadt   809: If your system's down<br>
                    810: And it makes you frown<br>
                    811: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    812: Bugbusters!<br>
                    813: <br>
                    814: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                    815: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                    816: <br>
                    817: If you need a trace<br>
                    818: Gonna win that race<br>
                    819: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    820: Bugbusters!<br>
                    821: <br>
                    822: If you got a crash<br>
                    823: And you got no cash<br>
                    824: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                    825: Bugbusters!<br>
                    826: <br>
                    827: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
                    828: <br>
                    829: <br>
1.148     deraadt   830: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126     deraadt   831: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
                    832: </td></tr></table>
                    833: <p>
                    834: <em>
                    835: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
                    836: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
                    837: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                    838: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                    839: <br>
                    840: <br>
                    841: </em>
                    842:
                    843: <hr>
                    844: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147     deraadt   845: <h2><font color="#00b000">
                    846: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126     deraadt   847: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    848: <tr>
                    849: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129     deraadt   850: This is an extra on
1.150     deraadt   851: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126     deraadt   852: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
                    853: <br>
                    854: <br>
                    855: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
                    856: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
                    857: <br>
                    858: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
                    859: <br>
                    860: <br>
                    861: <em>
                    862: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
                    863: <p>
                    864: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
                    865: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>.  We've held many many
                    866: of them, all over the world.  Sub-groups of developers sit
                    867: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
                    868: <p>
                    869: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
                    870: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
                    871: We've placed this phrase
1.140     sthen     872: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126     deraadt   873: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
                    874: <p>
1.150     deraadt   875: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                    876: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126     deraadt   877: <p>
                    878: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
                    879: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
                    880: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
                    881: two bonus tracks).
                    882: <p>
                    883: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
                    884: </em>
                    885: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    886: <br>
                    887: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    888: Shut up and hack!<br>
                    889: In the hack room<br>
                    890: In the back room<br>
                    891: Wires everywhere<br>
                    892: <br>
                    893: At the tables<br>
                    894: Fingers able<br>
                    895: Take another dare!<br>
                    896: <br>
                    897: Close up your holes<br>
                    898: Pick up the slack!<br>
                    899: Get your head down!<br>
                    900: Shut up and hack!<br>
                    901: Close up your holes<br>
                    902: Pick up the slack!<br>
                    903: Get your head down!<br>
                    904: Shut up and hack!<br>
                    905: <br>
                    906: Coding faster<br>
                    907: You're the master<br>
                    908: of security<br>
                    909: <br>
                    910: In your t-shirts<br>
                    911: Hack till it hurts<br>
                    912: This is how to be free<br>
                    913: <br>
                    914: CHORUS<br>
                    915: <br>
                    916: Hit the pub now<br>
                    917: We're a club now<br>
                    918: Trading genius for free<br>
                    919: <br>
                    920: Have a laugh and<br>
                    921: Be a rock band<br>
                    922: This is how it should be!<br>
                    923: <br>
                    924: CHORUS<br>
                    925: <br>
                    926: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71      deraadt   927: <br>
                    928: </td></tr></table>
1.20      deraadt   929: <p>
1.104     deraadt   930:
                    931: <hr>
1.128     deraadt   932: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147     deraadt   933: <h2><font color="#00b000">
                    934: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129     deraadt   935: This is an extra on
1.150     deraadt   936: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128     deraadt   937: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
                    938: <br>
                    939: <br>
                    940: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
                    941: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
                    942: <em>
                    943: <p>
                    944: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
                    945: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
                    946: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
                    947:
                    948: <p>
1.150     deraadt   949: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                    950: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128     deraadt   951: </em>
                    952: <br>
                    953: <p>
                    954:
                    955: <hr>
1.124     deraadt   956: <a name=50></a>
                    957: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
                    958: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
                    959: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    960: <tr>
                    961: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt   962: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124     deraadt   963: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    964: <br>
1.126     deraadt   965: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124     deraadt   966: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
                    967: <br>
                    968: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
                    969: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
                    970: <br>
                    971: <br>
                    972: <em>
                    973: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
                    974: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
                    975: for us for many releases.<br>
                    976: This time I asked him to do some<br>
                    977: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
                    978: <br>
                    979: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
                    980: a parody magazine!<br>
                    981: <br>
                    982: </em>
                    983: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                    984: <br>
                    985: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                    986: <br>
                    987: What? Me Worry?<br>
                    988: Not with this stuff<br>
                    989: Nobody gettin' in<br>
                    990: Nobody get tough<br>
                    991: <br>
                    992: I'm a comic book kid<br>
                    993: Having fun in the woods<br>
                    994: Carving out toys<br>
                    995: and makin' em good<br>
                    996: <br>
                    997: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
                    998: I got so many tricks<br>
                    999: I got undercover agents<br>
                   1000: Even out in the sticks<br>
                   1001: <br>
                   1002: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1003: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1004: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1005: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125     sthen    1006: <br>
1.124     deraadt  1007: Little black flies<br>
                   1008: on a pile of GNU<br>
                   1009: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
                   1010: And Imma comin' for you<br>
                   1011: <br>
1.125     sthen    1012: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124     deraadt  1013: That's my thang<br>
                   1014: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
                   1015: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
                   1016: <br>
                   1017: It's a mad mad world<br>
                   1018: and number 5 is alive<br>
                   1019: I gotta black submarine<br>
                   1020: and I'm built to survive<br>
                   1021: <br>
                   1022: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1023: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1024: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1025: And blocked out the sun<br>
                   1026: <br>
                   1027: Keep the source open<br>
                   1028: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125     sthen    1029: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124     deraadt  1030: Ya I don't need mix<br>
                   1031: <br>
                   1032: Got a stack o magazines<br>
                   1033: In my treehouse club<br>
                   1034: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
                   1035: Its secure ya bub<br>
                   1036: <br>
                   1037: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
                   1038: And a bubble gum tank<br>
                   1039: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
                   1040: some Open source stank<br>
                   1041: <br>
                   1042: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1043: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1044: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1045: And blocked out the sun<br>
                   1046: <br>
                   1047: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1048: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124     deraadt  1049: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
                   1050: </td></tr></table>
                   1051: <p>
                   1052: <em>
                   1053: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
                   1054: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
                   1055: Lewis.  Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
                   1056: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                   1057: <br>
                   1058: <br>
                   1059: </em>
                   1060:
                   1061: <hr>
1.123     deraadt  1062: <a name=49></a>
                   1063: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
                   1064: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
                   1065: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1066: <tr>
                   1067: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1068: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123     deraadt  1069: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1070: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1071: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123     deraadt  1072: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
                   1073: <br>
                   1074: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
                   1075: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
                   1076: <br>
                   1077: <br>
                   1078: <em>
                   1079: This release is OpenBSD 4.9.  Then why is
                   1080: the song about 4.2?  Huh?<br>
                   1081: <br>
                   1082: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
                   1083: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
                   1084: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
                   1085: <br>
                   1086: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
                   1087: including his favorite number -- 42.  Therefore we can remember
                   1088: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
                   1089: <br>
                   1090: BSD 4.2 was
                   1091: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
                   1092: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
                   1093: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
                   1094: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
                   1095: virtual memory, etc.<br>
                   1096: <br>
                   1097: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
                   1098: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
                   1099: <br>
                   1100: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
                   1101: <br>
                   1102: </em>
                   1103: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1104: <br>
                   1105: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1106: <br>
                   1107: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
                   1108: before you can call him a man?<br>
                   1109: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
                   1110: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
                   1111: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
                   1112: before they are forever banned?<br>
                   1113: <br>
                   1114: The answer my friend<br>
                   1115: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1116: The answer<br>
                   1117: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1118: <br>
                   1119: How many years can a planet exist<br>
                   1120: before it is paved by the V?<br>
                   1121: How many years can some source code exist<br>
                   1122: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
                   1123: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
                   1124: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
                   1125: <br>
                   1126: The answer my friend<br>
                   1127: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1128: The answer<br>
                   1129: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1130: <br>
                   1131: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
                   1132: to share what is already ours?<br>
                   1133: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
                   1134: To end up not getting far?<br>
                   1135: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
                   1136: before we can hear every star?<br>
                   1137: <br>
                   1138: The answer my friend<br>
                   1139: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1140: The answer<br>
                   1141: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1142: <br>
                   1143: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
                   1144: with ships that are silicon made<br>
                   1145: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
                   1146: our future is made in the shade<br>
                   1147: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
                   1148: Inside everything that we use?<br>
                   1149: <br>
                   1150: The answer my friend<br>
                   1151: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1152: The answer<br>
                   1153: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1154: <br>
                   1155: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1156: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123     deraadt  1157: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
                   1158: </td></tr></table>
                   1159: <p>
                   1160: <em>
                   1161: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
                   1162: (www.tysemaka.com).  Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
                   1163: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
                   1164: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                   1165: <br>
                   1166: <br>
                   1167: </em>
                   1168:
                   1169: <hr>
1.120     deraadt  1170: <a name=48></a>
                   1171: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
                   1172: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
                   1173: </a></font></h2>
                   1174: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1175: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1176: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1177: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120     deraadt  1178: an uncompressed copy of<br>
                   1179: this song.<br>
                   1180: <br>
                   1181: [Instrumental]<br>
                   1182: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1183: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120     deraadt  1184: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
                   1185: <br>
                   1186: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136     sthen    1187: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120     deraadt  1188: <br>
                   1189: <br>
                   1190: <em>
                   1191: [Sorry, no commentary]
                   1192: <br>
                   1193: </em>
                   1194: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1195: <br>
                   1196: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1197: <br>
                   1198: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1199: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120     deraadt  1200: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
                   1201: </td></tr></table>
                   1202: <p>
                   1203: <em>
                   1204: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
                   1205: <br>
                   1206: <br>
                   1207: </em>
                   1208:
                   1209: <hr>
1.119     deraadt  1210: <a name=47></a>
                   1211: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
                   1212: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
                   1213: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1214: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1215: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1216: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119     deraadt  1217: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1218: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1219: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119     deraadt  1220: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
                   1221: <br>
                   1222: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136     sthen    1223: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119     deraadt  1224: <br>
                   1225: <br>
                   1226: <em>
                   1227: [Sorry, no commentary]
                   1228: <br>
                   1229: </em>
                   1230: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1231: <br>
                   1232: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1233: <br>
                   1234: Back when I was twenty<br>
                   1235: They said I wouldn't last<br>
                   1236: All that I believed in<br>
                   1237: Were the teachings of the past<br>
                   1238: <br>
                   1239: All I ever wanted<br>
                   1240: Was to keep the world secure<br>
                   1241: And all the criticizing<br>
                   1242: Was something I'd endure<br>
                   1243: <br>
                   1244: The changes that I've been through<br>
                   1245: And the trials along the way<br>
                   1246: The battle isn't over<br>
                   1247: And I'm living day by day<br>
                   1248: <br>
                   1249: But I'm still here<br>
                   1250: <br>
                   1251: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
                   1252: But I'm just being me<br>
                   1253: With my filter I can hide<br>
                   1254: My true identity<br>
                   1255: <br>
                   1256: One day when I was flying<br>
                   1257: Across the open skies<br>
                   1258: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
                   1259: Had been weakened over time<br>
                   1260: <br>
                   1261: The server room was burning up<br>
                   1262: And melting the array<br>
                   1263: A little breath of cold air<br>
                   1264: Was enough to save the day<br>
                   1265: <br>
                   1266: CHORUS:<br>
                   1267: But I'm still here<br>
                   1268: Better than I've ever been before<br>
                   1269: I'm still free<br>
                   1270: Close a window, open up a door<br>
                   1271: I'm still me<br>
                   1272: <br>
                   1273: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
                   1274: <br>
                   1275: Now that I am older<br>
                   1276: And I've been around so long<br>
                   1277: The world is ever changing<br>
                   1278: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
                   1279: <br>
                   1280: CHORUS:<br>
                   1281: <br>
                   1282: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1283: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119     deraadt  1284: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
                   1285: </td></tr></table>
                   1286: <p>
                   1287: <em>
                   1288: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella.  Guitar by Tim Campbell.
                   1289: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis.  Bass, additional programming,
                   1290: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
                   1291: <br>
                   1292: <br>
                   1293: </em>
                   1294:
                   1295: <hr>
1.116     deraadt  1296: <a name=46></a>
                   1297: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
                   1298: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
                   1299: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1300: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1301: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1302: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116     deraadt  1303: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1304: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1305: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1306: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116     deraadt  1307: <br>
                   1308: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1309: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116     deraadt  1310: <br>
                   1311: <br>
                   1312: <em>
1.119     deraadt  1313: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116     deraadt  1314: <br>
                   1315: </em>
                   1316: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1317: <br>
                   1318: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1319: <br>
                   1320: Welcome to the future<br>
                   1321: One very rich man<br>
                   1322: runs the Earth with<br>
                   1323: one multinational<br>
                   1324: owns your stuff<br>
                   1325: and owns your birth<br>
                   1326: <br>
                   1327: Everyone is armless<br>
                   1328: Personal robots<br>
                   1329: Do it all for you<br>
                   1330: Sitting on your slug head<br>
                   1331: One channel TV<br>
                   1332: never gonna bore you<br>
                   1333: <br>
                   1334: CHORUS<br>
                   1335: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
                   1336: or a way to die<br>
                   1337: while alive and a loser<br>
                   1338: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117     damien   1339: And I'll never last<br>
1.116     deraadt  1340: on the Planet of the Users<br>
                   1341: <br>
                   1342: Everyone is happy<br>
                   1343: No more government<br>
                   1344: No more media<br>
                   1345: Only the Company<br>
                   1346: Entertains you<br>
                   1347: while it feeds you<br>
                   1348: <br>
                   1349: Soylent Green pap<br>
                   1350: Eating your friends while<br>
                   1351: shopping, buying<br>
                   1352: Stupid applications<br>
                   1353: Obsolete before you try them<br>
                   1354: <br>
                   1355: CHORUS<br>
                   1356: <br>
                   1357: Take me back<br>
                   1358: Take me back<br>
                   1359: Please<br>
                   1360: Take me back<br>
                   1361: <br>
                   1362: Way back in my time<br>
                   1363: Open source kept<br>
                   1364: everyone choosing<br>
                   1365: People knew the insides<br>
                   1366: Of devices they were using<br>
                   1367: <br>
                   1368: Hackers had a doorway<br>
                   1369: Now it's locked and<br>
                   1370: dumbed down so much<br>
                   1371: One button coma<br>
                   1372: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
                   1373: <br>
                   1374: CHORUS<br>
                   1375: <br>
                   1376: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1377: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116     deraadt  1378: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
                   1379: </td></tr></table>
                   1380: <p>
                   1381: <em>
                   1382: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
                   1383: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
                   1384: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157     deraadt  1385: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116     deraadt  1386: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   1387: <br>
                   1388: <br>
                   1389: </em>
                   1390:
                   1391: <hr>
1.108     deraadt  1392: <a name=45></a>
                   1393: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
                   1394: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
                   1395: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1396: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1397: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1398: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108     deraadt  1399: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1400: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1401: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1402: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108     deraadt  1403: <br>
                   1404: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1405: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108     deraadt  1406: <br>
                   1407: <br>
                   1408: <em>
1.119     deraadt  1409: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108     deraadt  1410: <br>
                   1411: </em>
                   1412: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1413: <br>
                   1414: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1415: <br>
                   1416: I love to hate my PC<br>
                   1417: But now it's not so easy<br>
                   1418: Just wanna get this job done<br>
                   1419: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
                   1420: <br>
                   1421: You wanna know the truth?<br>
                   1422: Intel's controlling you<br>
                   1423: And Microsoft is too<br>
                   1424: But this is nothing new<br>
                   1425: <br>
                   1426: With A.C.P.I.<br>
                   1427: This endless mess so corporate<br>
                   1428: Tangles and angles<br>
                   1429: In what could be straight forward<br>
                   1430: <br>
                   1431: Lost connections<br>
                   1432: Lost my mind<br>
                   1433: It's such a waste of time<br>
                   1434: <br>
                   1435: CHORUS<br>
                   1436: <br>
                   1437: Now on the motherboard<br>
                   1438: Where all my life is stored<br>
                   1439: Playing with garbage there<br>
                   1440: With rules so unfair<br>
                   1441: <br>
                   1442: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109     deraadt  1443: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108     deraadt  1444: Forcing us all to play<br>
                   1445: Our progress interrupted<br>
                   1446: <br>
                   1447: Lost connections<br>
                   1448: Lost my mind<br>
                   1449: It's such a waste of time<br>
                   1450: <br>
                   1451: CHORUS<br>
                   1452: <br>
                   1453: Yes I'm a user<br>
                   1454: And I'm not the only one<br>
                   1455: I'm not a loser<br>
                   1456: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
                   1457: <br>
                   1458: And we will find it<br>
                   1459: The pin in all this heartache<br>
                   1460: Map our devices<br>
                   1461: And we know what it'll take<br>
                   1462: <br>
                   1463: Lost connections<br>
                   1464: Lost my mind<br>
                   1465: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
                   1466: <br>
                   1467: (bridge)<br>
                   1468: On and on<br>
                   1469: Can we all be wrong?<br>
                   1470: All and all<br>
                   1471: We are one<br>
                   1472: Clean the dream<br>
                   1473: Gone wrong<br>
                   1474: We are Tron<br>
                   1475: On and on and on<br>
                   1476: <br>
                   1477: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
                   1478: <br>
                   1479: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
                   1480: <br>
                   1481: CHORUS<br>
                   1482: dumb dumb dumb<br>
                   1483: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1484: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108     deraadt  1485: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
                   1486: </td></tr></table>
                   1487: <p>
                   1488: <em>
                   1489: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                   1490: Theo de Raadt.  Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
                   1491: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157     deraadt  1492: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1493: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108     deraadt  1494: <br>
                   1495: <br>
                   1496: </em>
                   1497:
                   1498: <hr>
1.104     deraadt  1499: <a name=44></a>
                   1500: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
                   1501: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
                   1502: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1503: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1504: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1505: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104     deraadt  1506: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1507: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1508: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1509: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104     deraadt  1510: <br>
                   1511: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1512: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104     deraadt  1513: <br>
                   1514: <br>
                   1515: <em>
                   1516: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
                   1517: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121     deraadt  1518: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104     deraadt  1519: We recommend you read his story, entitled
                   1520: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
                   1521: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
                   1522: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
                   1523: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
                   1524: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
                   1525: probably not been read by enough people.
                   1526: <br>
                   1527: <br>
                   1528: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
                   1529: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
                   1530: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
                   1531: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
                   1532: than the lawsuit which followed.  Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
                   1533: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
                   1534: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
                   1535: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
                   1536: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
                   1537: <br>
                   1538: <br>
                   1539: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
                   1540: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
                   1541: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
                   1542: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
                   1543: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
                   1544: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
                   1545: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
                   1546: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
                   1547: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
                   1548: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
                   1549: <br>
                   1550: <br>
1.105     deraadt  1551: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104     deraadt  1552: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
                   1553: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
                   1554: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
                   1555: <br>
                   1556: <br>
                   1557: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
                   1558: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
                   1559: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
                   1560: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
                   1561: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free.  A few newer developments
                   1562: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
                   1563: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
                   1564: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
                   1565: <br>
                   1566: <br>
                   1567: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
                   1568: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
                   1569: <br>
                   1570: </em>
                   1571: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1572: <br>
                   1573: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1574: <br>
                   1575: <center>
                   1576: <br>
                   1577: Source Wars<br>
                   1578: Episode IV<br>
                   1579: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
                   1580: </center>
                   1581: <br>
                   1582: Not so very long ago<br>
                   1583: and not so far away<br>
                   1584: AT&T made system code<br>
                   1585: and gave some bits away<br>
                   1586: <br>
                   1587: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
                   1588: better, faster, more diverse<br>
                   1589: This open thing was wonderful<br>
                   1590: for everyone on Earth<br>
                   1591: <br>
                   1592: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
                   1593: The Empire changed its mind<br>
                   1594: And good old greed was back again<br>
                   1595: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
                   1596: <br>
                   1597: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
                   1598: sued BSDi from above<br>
                   1599: The code is free but<br>
                   1600: only we can sell it bub!<br>
                   1601: <br>
                   1602: The University came calling<br>
                   1603: in full protective mode<br>
1.106     deraadt  1604: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104     deraadt  1605: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
                   1606: <br>
                   1607: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
                   1608: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
                   1609: And showed the giant chunks<br>
                   1610: of BSD code all around<br>
                   1611: <br>
                   1612: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
                   1613: of credit front to back<br>
                   1614: This broke the license USL<br>
                   1615: was using to attack<br>
                   1616: <br>
                   1617: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
                   1618: and "settled" out of court<br>
                   1619: And UCB was big enough<br>
                   1620: to take it like a sport<br>
                   1621: <br>
                   1622: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
                   1623: Now did we win or lose?<br>
                   1624: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
                   1625: every book with proper dues<br>
                   1626: <br>
                   1627: And take out ads in major rags<br>
                   1628: apologetically<br>
                   1629: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
                   1630: the same monopoly<br>
                   1631: <br>
                   1632: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
                   1633: down if everybody saw<br>
                   1634: How greed became so big<br>
                   1635: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
                   1636: <br>
                   1637: But only one community<br>
                   1638: the one that makes it tick<br>
                   1639: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
                   1640: exposing hypocrites<br>
                   1641: <br>
                   1642: And OpenBSD is here<br>
                   1643: to tell the story right<br>
                   1644: Once again the fight is fought<br>
                   1645: and kept in shining light<br>
                   1646: <br>
                   1647: And may the source be with you<br>
                   1648: May the Empire fall apart<br>
                   1649: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
                   1650: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
                   1651: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1652: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104     deraadt  1653: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
                   1654: </td></tr></table>
                   1655: <p>
                   1656: <em>
                   1657: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
                   1658: Clarinet by Cedric Blary.  Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
                   1659: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  1660: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1661: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104     deraadt  1662: <br>
                   1663: <br>
                   1664: </em>
1.20      deraadt  1665:
                   1666: <hr>
1.95      deraadt  1667: <a name=43></a>
                   1668: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
                   1669: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
                   1670: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1671: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1672: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1673: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95      deraadt  1674: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1675: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1676: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1677: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95      deraadt  1678: <br>
                   1679: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
                   1680: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
                   1681: <br>
                   1682: <br>
                   1683: <em>
                   1684: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
                   1685: who is a lot like
                   1686: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
                   1687: <br>
                   1688: <br>
                   1689: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102     deraadt  1690: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
                   1691: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
                   1692: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95      deraadt  1693: to deplane.  Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
                   1694: the cockpit he refused to sit down.  The plane exited the queue
1.96      deraadt  1695: and returned to the airport gangway.  Security personnel ran onto
1.95      deraadt  1696: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
                   1697: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
                   1698: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans.  A few
                   1699: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
                   1700: so we have an accurate story of the events.
                   1701: <br>
                   1702: <br>
                   1703: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
                   1704: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us.  He believes
                   1705: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
                   1706: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
                   1707: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
                   1708: alone -- and then lies to the public.  Richard Stallman is no Spock.
                   1709: <br>
                   1710: <br>
                   1711: We release our software in ways that are maximally free.  We
                   1712: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
                   1713: requirement to be known as the authors.  We follow a pattern of
                   1714: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
                   1715: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
                   1716: influence which he could use so falsely.
                   1717: <br>
                   1718: <br>
                   1719: We have a development sub-tree called "ports".  Our "ports" tree
                   1720: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
                   1721: OpenBSD users can use more easily.  A scaffold of Makefiles and
                   1722: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
                   1723: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
                   1724: neat little tarballs.  This is provided as a convenience for
1.97      okan     1725: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95      deraadt  1726: from our main source tree.  Some of the software which is fetched
                   1727: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
                   1728: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
                   1729: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
                   1730: <br>
                   1731: <br>
                   1732: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
                   1733: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
                   1734: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
                   1735: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
                   1736: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
                   1737: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
                   1738: <br>
                   1739: <br>
                   1740: That man is a false leader.  He is a hypocrite.  There may be some
                   1741: people who listen to him.  But we don't listen to people who do not
                   1742: follow their own stupid rules.
                   1743: </em>
                   1744: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1745: <br>
                   1746: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1747: <br>
                   1748:
                   1749: <br>
                   1750: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
                   1751: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
                   1752: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
                   1753: Tempting harpies<br>
                   1754: 13 years of treachery<br>
                   1755: <br>
                   1756: <br>
                   1757: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
                   1758: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
                   1759: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
                   1760: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
                   1761: <br>
                   1762: <br>
                   1763: But something's wrong with them<br>
                   1764: They will not take our free wares<br>
                   1765: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99      deraadt  1766: Why are you so scared?<br>
                   1767: Why?"<br>
1.95      deraadt  1768: <br>
                   1769: <br>
                   1770: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
                   1771: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98      okan     1772: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95      deraadt  1773: There are many new laws"<br>
                   1774: <br>
                   1775: <br>
1.98      okan     1776: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95      deraadt  1777: "Puffy!<br>
                   1778: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
                   1779: <br>
                   1780: <br>
                   1781: "First rule one dictates<br>
                   1782: You cannot give your code away"<br>
                   1783: <br>
                   1784: <br>
                   1785: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
                   1786: <br>
                   1787: <br>
                   1788: "And rule two dictates<br>
                   1789: You must give it to me<br>
                   1790: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
                   1791: <br>
                   1792: <br>
                   1793: "The list goes on of course<br>
                   1794: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
                   1795: <br>
                   1796: <br>
                   1797: "This is madness!<br>
                   1798: He has lost his mind!<br>
                   1799: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
                   1800: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
                   1801: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
                   1802: <br>
                   1803: <br>
                   1804: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
                   1805: <br>
                   1806: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1807: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95      deraadt  1808: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
                   1809: </td></tr></table>
                   1810: <p>
                   1811: <em>
                   1812: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                   1813: Nikkos Diochnos.  Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos.  Baglama,
                   1814: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101     naddy    1815: n&eacute; Jonathan Lewis.  Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, n&eacute; Allen Baekeland.
                   1816: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, n&eacute; Ben Johnson.  Recorded, mixed,
1.157     deraadt  1817: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1818: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95      deraadt  1819: <br>
                   1820: <br>
                   1821: </em>
                   1822:
                   1823: <hr>
1.90      deraadt  1824: <a name=42></a>
                   1825: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
                   1826: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
                   1827: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1828: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1829: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1830: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90      deraadt  1831: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1832: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1833: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1834: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90      deraadt  1835: <br>
                   1836: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
                   1837: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
                   1838: <br>
                   1839: <br>
                   1840: <em>
                   1841: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91      merdely  1842: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90      deraadt  1843: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
                   1844: that can be shared with anyone.  Many other projects purport to share
                   1845: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
                   1846: Source" and "Free Software".  Given how many projects there are one
                   1847: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
                   1848: seem to work out that way.  A variety of desires drag many projects
                   1849: away from the ideals very quickly.
                   1850: <p>
1.93      jmc      1851: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91      merdely  1852: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90      deraadt  1853: available to those who will surrender their moral code.  A project
                   1854: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
                   1855: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
                   1856: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
                   1857: inside copyright notices.  All of these choices surrender some subset
                   1858: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this.  Sure, we care about
                   1859: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
                   1860: <p>
                   1861: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
                   1862: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91      merdely  1863: resulting in a good number of successes.  This success had led to much
1.90      deraadt  1864: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
                   1865: led to other issues.
                   1866: <p>
                   1867: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
                   1868: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
                   1869: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
                   1870: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
                   1871: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
                   1872: <p>
                   1873: That's the best we can expect from companies.  After all, we make our
                   1874: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
                   1875: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years.  But we can expect more
                   1876: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
                   1877: projects.
                   1878: <p>
                   1879: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
                   1880: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL.  The participants
                   1881: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
                   1882: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
                   1883: into Linux (and all other code bases).  We don't want this to come off
                   1884: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
                   1885: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
                   1886: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true.  Run for yourself,
                   1887: not for their agenda.
                   1888: <p>
                   1889: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others.  We do
                   1890: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can.  We
                   1891: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
                   1892: image.  We are here to have fun doing right.
                   1893: <p>
                   1894: </em>
                   1895: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   1896: <br>
                   1897: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   1898: <br>
                   1899: The starting line is nervous<br>
                   1900: we burst upon the course<br>
                   1901: Electric is our passion<br>
                   1902: An open hearted force<br>
                   1903: <br>
                   1904: The water's full of dangers<br>
                   1905: That interrupt the flow<br>
                   1906: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92      deraadt  1907: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90      deraadt  1908: <br>
                   1909: *Give and get back some<br>
                   1910: Sharing it all<br>
                   1911: Path we know best<br>
                   1912: we're having a ball<br>
                   1913: Opulent mission<br>
                   1914: Lost in our passion<br>
                   1915: You can still choose<br>
                   1916: If you don't swim to win<br>
                   1917: you'll never lose*<br>
                   1918: <br>
                   1919: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
                   1920: <br>
                   1921: The window is a wall by now<br>
                   1922: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
                   1923: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
                   1924: Mistaking us for foes<br>
                   1925: <br>
                   1926: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
                   1927: Flies too close to itself<br>
                   1928: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
                   1929: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
                   1930: <br>
                   1931: *CHORUS*<br>
                   1932: <br>
                   1933: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
                   1934: <br>
                   1935: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
                   1936: but this is not a race<br>
                   1937: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
                   1938: for first or second place<br>
                   1939: <br>
                   1940: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
                   1941: Were traded for real goals<br>
                   1942: The vision and the mission lost<br>
                   1943: For those with corporate souls<br>
                   1944: <br>
                   1945: *Give and get back some<br>
                   1946: Sharing it all<br>
                   1947: Path we know best<br>
                   1948: we're having a ball<br>
                   1949: Give and get zeros<br>
                   1950: Give and get ones<br>
                   1951: Given to you but<br>
                   1952: Not you to us<br>
                   1953: Opulent mission<br>
                   1954: Lost in our passion<br>
                   1955: You can still choose<br>
                   1956: If you don't swim to win<br>
                   1957: you'll never lose<br>
                   1958: You'll never lose*<br>
                   1959: <br>
                   1960: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1961: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90      deraadt  1962: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
                   1963: </td></tr></table>
                   1964: <p>
                   1965: <em>
                   1966: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157     deraadt  1967: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1968: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90      deraadt  1969: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
                   1970: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
                   1971: Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
                   1972: <br>
                   1973: <br>
                   1974: </em>
                   1975:
                   1976: <hr>
1.81      deraadt  1977: <a name=41></a>
                   1978: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
                   1979: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
                   1980: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1981: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1982: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1983: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81      deraadt  1984: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1985: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1986: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  1987: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81      deraadt  1988: <br>
                   1989: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
                   1990: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
                   1991: <br>
                   1992: <br>
                   1993: <em>
                   1994: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
                   1995: is device support.  No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
                   1996: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
                   1997: hardware that is available on the market.  It is therefore rather unsurprising
                   1998: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
                   1999: device support.
                   2000: <p>
1.85      mbalmer  2001: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81      deraadt  2002: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
                   2003: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
                   2004: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
                   2005: time to read the free code.  Device drivers pose an additional and significant
                   2006: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
                   2007: of their devices.  The devices are black boxes.  And often they are surprisingly
                   2008: weird, or even buggy.
                   2009: <p>
                   2010: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
                   2011: become extremely hairy.  Groups of developers have found themselves focused
                   2012: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
                   2013: the hardware is a complete mystery.  Access to documentation can ease
                   2014: these difficulties rapidly.  However, getting access to the chip documentation
                   2015: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation.  If we had open access to
1.84      matthieu 2016: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81      deraadt  2017: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
                   2018: OpenBSD, either).
                   2019: <p>
                   2020: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
                   2021: our position is often weak.  One would assume that the modern market is fair,
                   2022: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors.  But
                   2023: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
                   2024: 20 years building
1.83      wvdputte 2025: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81      deraadt  2026: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
                   2027: <p>
1.82      jsg      2028: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87      tom      2029: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81      deraadt  2030: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation.  This has effectively put Linux
                   2031: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
                   2032: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
                   2033: requesting documentation.  In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
                   2034: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
                   2035: would be fantastic by now.
                   2036: <p>
                   2037: We only ask that
1.83      wvdputte 2038: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81      deraadt  2039: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
                   2040: </em>
                   2041: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2042: <br>
                   2043: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2044: <br>
                   2045: Here's an old story ...<br>
                   2046: <br>
                   2047: <br>
                   2048: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
                   2049: We all know the details<br>
                   2050: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
                   2051: some serious loot,<br>
                   2052: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
                   2053: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
                   2054: The little guy who<br>
                   2055: did the best with what he had<br>
                   2056: <br>
                   2057: <br>
                   2058: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
                   2059: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
                   2060: in moderation<br>
                   2061: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
                   2062: <br>
                   2063: <br>
                   2064: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
                   2065: never give him the password<br>
                   2066: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
                   2067: stop - being - his brother.<br>
                   2068: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86      tom      2069: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81      deraadt  2070: So do the best with what you have<br>
                   2071: <br>
                   2072: <br>
                   2073: Beyond the lessons  -  you must know this<br>
                   2074: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
                   2075: But unlike Vendors,<br>
                   2076: he at least keeps the door open<br>
                   2077: <br>
                   2078: <br>
                   2079: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
                   2080: Look upon their words and despair<br>
                   2081: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
                   2082: then made him better off dead<br>
                   2083: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
                   2084: <br>
                   2085: <br>
                   2086: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
                   2087: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
                   2088: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
                   2089: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
                   2090: for each consecutive cut<br>
                   2091: But with the salty water of labour<br>
                   2092: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
                   2093: <br>
                   2094: <br>
                   2095: It's not whether you're well off<br>
                   2096: it's where you dig the well<br>
                   2097: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
                   2098: the little guy does right<br>
                   2099: <br>
                   2100: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2101: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81      deraadt  2102: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
                   2103: </td></tr></table>
                   2104: <p>
                   2105: <em>
1.157     deraadt  2106: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2107: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   2108: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81      deraadt  2109: <br>
                   2110: <br>
                   2111: </em>
                   2112:
                   2113: <hr>
1.126     deraadt  2114: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147     deraadt  2115: <h2><font color="#00b000">
                   2116: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76      deraadt  2117: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2118: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2119: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2120: This is the extra song on the
1.150     deraadt  2121: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126     deraadt  2122: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
                   2123: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2124: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2125: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2126: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2127: <br>
                   2128: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
                   2129: <br>
                   2130: <br>
                   2131: <em>
1.126     deraadt  2132: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
                   2133: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76      deraadt  2134: <p>
                   2135: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
                   2136: and music for each OpenBSD release.
                   2137: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
                   2138: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111     deraadt  2139: <p>
1.150     deraadt  2140: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                   2141: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111     deraadt  2142: <p>
1.126     deraadt  2143: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
                   2144: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.  All the
                   2145: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111     deraadt  2146: <p>
1.126     deraadt  2147: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76      deraadt  2148: </em>
                   2149: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2150: <br>
                   2151: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2152: Be Open<br>
                   2153: Be Vocal<br>
                   2154: Stay Open<br>
                   2155: Stay Vocal<br>
                   2156: <br>
                   2157: (repeat)<br>
                   2158: <br>
                   2159: OpenBSD<br>
                   2160: <br>
                   2161: Twice a year,<br>
                   2162: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
                   2163: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
                   2164: and take strips out of liars.<br>
                   2165: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
                   2166: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
                   2167: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78      deraadt  2168: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76      deraadt  2169: and a license application<br>
                   2170: is a fishybomination<br>
                   2171: and a random allocation<br>
                   2172: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
                   2173: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
                   2174: OK stop.<br>
                   2175: I get it.<br>
                   2176: Some asshole lied.<br>
                   2177: <br>
                   2178: And then he says,<br>
1.78      deraadt  2179: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76      deraadt  2180: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
                   2181: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
                   2182: in the cyber cider documation<br>
                   2183: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
                   2184: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
                   2185: OK stop.<br>
                   2186: I get it.<br>
                   2187: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
                   2188: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
                   2189: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
                   2190: I get it.<br>
                   2191: Where's my pencils?<br>
                   2192: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144     deraadt  2193: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  2194: Be Open<br>
                   2195: Be Vocal<br>
                   2196: Stay Open<br>
                   2197: Stay Vocal<br>
                   2198: <br>
                   2199: (repeat)<br>
                   2200: <br>
                   2201: Then he has another beer and<br>
                   2202: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
                   2203: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
                   2204: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
                   2205: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
                   2206: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
                   2207: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
                   2208: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
                   2209: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
                   2210: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
                   2211: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
                   2212: every time, every song!<br>
                   2213: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
                   2214: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
                   2215: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
                   2216: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
                   2217: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
                   2218: <br>
                   2219: (beat boxin')<br>
                   2220: <br>
                   2221: <br>
                   2222: </td></tr></table>
                   2223: <p>
                   2224: <em>
                   2225: <br>
                   2226: </em>
                   2227:
                   2228: <hr>
                   2229: <a name=40></a>
                   2230: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
                   2231: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
                   2232: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2233: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2234: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2235: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76      deraadt  2236: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2237: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2238: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2239: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2240: <br>
                   2241: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
                   2242: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
                   2243: <br>
                   2244: <br>
                   2245: <em>
                   2246: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77      deraadt  2247: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76      deraadt  2248: servers.  But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77      deraadt  2249: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76      deraadt  2250: <br>
                   2251: <br>
                   2252: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77      deraadt  2253: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
                   2254: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76      deraadt  2255: the discs are full of (only) correct code.  Ty Semaka works for
                   2256: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
                   2257: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
                   2258: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
                   2259: <br>
                   2260: <br>
                   2261: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
                   2262: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
                   2263: <br>
                   2264: <br>
                   2265: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
                   2266: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
                   2267: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
                   2268: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
                   2269: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77      deraadt  2270: <br>
                   2271: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2272: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
                   2273: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77      deraadt  2274: of this too.  Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
                   2275: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync.  It is
                   2276: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76      deraadt  2277: <br>
                   2278: <br>
                   2279: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
                   2280: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
                   2281: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
                   2282: other developers.
                   2283: </em>
                   2284: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2285: <br>
                   2286: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2287: <br>
                   2288: <br>
                   2289: <br>
                   2290: Humppa negala<br>
                   2291: Humppa negala<br>
                   2292: Humppa negala<br>
                   2293: Venismechah<br>
                   2294: <br>
                   2295: Humppa negala<br>
                   2296: Humppa negala<br>
                   2297: Humppa negala<br>
                   2298: Venismechah<br>
                   2299: <br>
                   2300: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2301: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2302: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2303: Venismechah<br>
                   2304: <br>
                   2305: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2306: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2307: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2308: Venismechah<br>
                   2309: <br>
                   2310: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   2311: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2312: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2313: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2314: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2315: uru achim!<br>
                   2316: uru achim!<br>
                   2317: OpenBSD!<br>
                   2318: <br>
                   2319: <br>
                   2320: (circus torture)<br>
                   2321: <br>
                   2322: <br>
                   2323: Humppa negala<br>
                   2324: Humppa negala<br>
                   2325: Humppa negala<br>
                   2326: Venismechah<br>
                   2327: <br>
                   2328: Humppa negala<br>
                   2329: Humppa negala<br>
                   2330: Humppa negala<br>
                   2331: Venismechah<br>
                   2332: <br>
                   2333: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2334: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2335: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2336: Venismechah<br>
                   2337: <br>
                   2338: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2339: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2340: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2341: Venismechah<br>
                   2342: <br>
                   2343: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   2344: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2345: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2346: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2347: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2348: uru achim!<br>
                   2349: uru achim!<br>
                   2350: OpenBSD!<br>
                   2351: <br>
                   2352: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2353: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2354: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
                   2355: </td></tr></table>
                   2356: <p>
                   2357: <em>
1.90      deraadt  2358: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163     naddy    2359: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fu&#269;&iacute;k.
1.157     deraadt  2360: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2361: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   2362: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94      tobias   2363: Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.76      deraadt  2364: <br>
                   2365: <br>
                   2366: </em>
                   2367:
                   2368: <hr>
1.63      deraadt  2369: <a name=39></a>
1.64      jolan    2370: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63      deraadt  2371: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
                   2372: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2373: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2374: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2375: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63      deraadt  2376: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2377: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2378: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2379: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63      deraadt  2380: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2381: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  2382: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63      deraadt  2383: <br>
                   2384: <br>
                   2385: <em>
                   2386: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
                   2387: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
                   2388: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
                   2389: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
                   2390: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
                   2391: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
                   2392: <br>
                   2393: <br>
                   2394: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
                   2395: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
                   2396: <br>
                   2397: <br>
                   2398: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
                   2399: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
                   2400: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
                   2401: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
                   2402: <br>
                   2403: <br>
                   2404: <ul>
                   2405: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
                   2406: at any time.<br>
                   2407: <br>
                   2408: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
                   2409: <br>
                   2410: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
                   2411: <br>
                   2412: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
                   2413: <br>
                   2414: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
                   2415: <br>
                   2416: <li>
                   2417: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
                   2418: less portable.<br>
                   2419: <br>
                   2420: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
                   2421: </ul>
                   2422: <br>
                   2423: <br>
                   2424: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
                   2425: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
                   2426: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
                   2427: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
                   2428: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157     deraadt  2429: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63      deraadt  2430: </em>
                   2431: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2432: <br>
                   2433: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2434: <br><br><br>
                   2435: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
                   2436: when we found him on the beach,<br>
                   2437: there was nothin' shady<br>
                   2438: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
                   2439: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
                   2440: and his first little word was adorable<br>
                   2441: <br>
                   2442: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2443: blah blah blah<br>
                   2444: Blah!<br>
                   2445: <br>
                   2446: <br>
                   2447: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
                   2448: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
                   2449: <br>
                   2450: <br>
                   2451: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
                   2452: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
                   2453: with a drop of goo<br>
                   2454: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
                   2455: But by the time he graduated<br>
                   2456: Blob was business slime!<br>
                   2457: <br>
                   2458: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2459: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2460: blah blah<br>
                   2461: <br>
                   2462: <br>
                   2463: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
                   2464: <br>
                   2465: <br>
                   2466: Now everybody had it<br>
                   2467: they was drivin' around<br>
                   2468: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
                   2469: for convenience now<br>
                   2470: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
                   2471: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
                   2472: <br>
                   2473: <br>
                   2474: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2475: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2476: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2477: blah blah<br>
                   2478: <br>
                   2479: <br>
                   2480: It's linkin' time!<br>
                   2481: <br>
                   2482: <br>
                   2483: Now it was out of control<br>
                   2484: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
                   2485: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
                   2486: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
                   2487: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
                   2488: <br>
                   2489: <br>
                   2490: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2491: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2492: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2493: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2494: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
                   2495: <br>
                   2496: <br>
1.66      deraadt  2497: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63      deraadt  2498: And he battled the Blob<br>
                   2499: who had crossed the line<br>
                   2500: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
                   2501: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
                   2502: <br>
                   2503: <br>
                   2504: But it was too late!<br>
                   2505: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
                   2506: He wants your video!<br>
                   2507: Ya he wants your net!<br>
                   2508: He wants your drive!<br>
                   2509: He wants it all!!<br>
                   2510: <br>
                   2511: <br>
                   2512: Somebody help us!<br>
                   2513: Noooooooo!<br>
                   2514: NVIDIA!<br>
                   2515: Intel!<br>
                   2516: Atheros!<br>
                   2517: 3-Ware!<br>
                   2518: VIA!<br>
                   2519: ATI!<br>
                   2520: Broadcom!<br>
                   2521: TI!<br>
                   2522: Myricom!<br>
                   2523: HighPoint!<br>
                   2524: Adaptec!<br>
                   2525: Mylex!<br>
                   2526: ICP Vortex!<br>
                   2527: and IBM!<br>
                   2528: Takin' over the world!<br>
                   2529: <br>
                   2530: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2531: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2532: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63      deraadt  2533: </td></tr></table>
                   2534: <p>
                   2535: <em>
                   2536: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  2537: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2538: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63      deraadt  2539: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &amp;
                   2540: Theo de Raadt.
                   2541: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2542: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
                   2543: Drums by Jim Buick.
                   2544: <br>
                   2545: <br>
                   2546: </em>
                   2547:
                   2548: <hr>
1.58      deraadt  2549: <a name=38></a>
                   2550: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
                   2551: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
                   2552: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2553: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2554: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2555: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58      deraadt  2556: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2557: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2558: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2559: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2560: Instrumental version
1.118     deraadt  2561: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
                   2562: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58      deraadt  2563: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2564: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  2565: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58      deraadt  2566: <br>
                   2567: <br>
                   2568: <em>
                   2569: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
                   2570: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
                   2571: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
                   2572: their devices.
                   2573: <p>
                   2574: Take Adaptec for instance.  Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
                   2575: for the
1.70      steven   2576: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&amp;sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  2577: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
                   2578: They refused to give us documentation.  Without documentation, support
                   2579: for their controller had always been poor.  The driver had bugs (which
                   2580: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
                   2581: course there was no RAID management support.  Apparently most of these
1.59      jolan    2582: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
                   2583: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
                   2584: cannot solve these issues.
1.58      deraadt  2585: <p>
                   2586: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
                   2587: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee.  But no
                   2588: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
                   2589: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
                   2590: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
                   2591: "quality" to show its head.
                   2592: <p>
                   2593: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
                   2594: <br>
                   2595: <ul>
1.60      pvalchev 2596: <li>Redundancy
1.58      deraadt  2597: <li>Repair
                   2598: </ul>
                   2599: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60      pvalchev 2600: fail, your data is not lost.  But once a drive has failed, you require your
                   2601: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58      deraadt  2602: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
                   2603: <p>
                   2604: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
                   2605: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
                   2606: so that their devices could support Redundancy.  But these vendors have
                   2607: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
                   2608: <p>
                   2609: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
                   2610: tools.  These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67      jolan    2611: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58      deraadt  2612: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
                   2613: <p>
                   2614: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
                   2615: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
                   2616: the AMI controllers.
                   2617: <p>
                   2618: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
                   2619: rather simple primitives.  This is all that we need to implement
                   2620: basic RAID management:
                   2621: <ul>
                   2622: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
                   2623: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
                   2624: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
                   2625: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
                   2626: </ul>
                   2627: <p>
                   2628: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
                   2629: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
                   2630: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
                   2631: <p>
                   2632: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
                   2633: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
                   2634: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
                   2635: <p>
1.60      pvalchev 2636: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
                   2637: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58      deraadt  2638: controllers now.  And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
                   2639: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70      steven   2640: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&amp;sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  2641: controllers.
                   2642: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
                   2643: would not get documentation, either.
                   2644: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
                   2645: look saintly.
                   2646: <p>
                   2647: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
                   2648: in OpenBSD, please buy
                   2649: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
                   2650: RAID cards.  And everything
1.88      miod     2651: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&amp;m=112630095818062&amp;w=2">
1.58      deraadt  2652: will just work</a>.
                   2653: <p>
                   2654: And keep pestering the other vendors.
                   2655: <br>
                   2656: </em>
                   2657: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2658: <br>
                   2659: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2660: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   2661: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   2662: <br>
                   2663: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
                   2664: <br>
                   2665: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
                   2666: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
                   2667: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
                   2668: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
                   2669: <br>
                   2670: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
                   2671: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
                   2672: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
                   2673: <br>
                   2674: Join us now in his latest adventure.  Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
                   2675: <br>
                   2676: <br>
                   2677: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
                   2678: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
                   2679: <br>
                   2680: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   2681: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
                   2682: <br>
                   2683: <br>
                   2684: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
                   2685: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
                   2686: <br>
                   2687: <br>
                   2688: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
                   2689: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
                   2690: <br>
                   2691: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   2692: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
                   2693: <br>
                   2694: <br>
                   2695: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   2696: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
                   2697: <br>
                   2698: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
                   2699: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
                   2700: <br>
                   2701: <br>
                   2702: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   2703: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
                   2704: there before him
                   2705: lies the answer of the ages.  How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
                   2706: secure operating system,
                   2707: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
                   2708: the evil Neozis.  Again he must chase the truth.  Will our hero prevail?<br>
                   2709: <br>
                   2710: Triumphant again!  Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
                   2711: Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   2712: <br>
                   2713: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2714: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2715: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58      deraadt  2716: </td></tr></table>
                   2717: <p>
                   2718: <em>
                   2719: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
                   2720: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2721: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157     deraadt  2722: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2723: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58      deraadt  2724: <br>
                   2725: <br>
                   2726: </em>
                   2727:
                   2728: <hr>
1.44      deraadt  2729: <a name=37></a>
                   2730: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
                   2731: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
                   2732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2733: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2734: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2735: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44      deraadt  2736: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2737: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2738: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2739: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44      deraadt  2740: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2741: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
                   2742: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44      deraadt  2743: <br>
                   2744: <br>
                   2745: <em>
                   2746: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
                   2747: good device support.<br>
                   2748: <br>
                   2749: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
                   2750: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets.  Donald
                   2751: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
                   2752: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
                   2753: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
                   2754: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
                   2755: ethernet chipset documentation was available.  Today, some vendors
                   2756: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62      brad     2757: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46      henning  2758: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44      deraadt  2759: <br>
                   2760: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
                   2761: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
                   2762: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
                   2763: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
                   2764: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
                   2765: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
                   2766: companies.  These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
                   2767: <br>
                   2768: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
                   2769: <br>
                   2770: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
                   2771: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
                   2772: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware.  Certainly, we did
1.52      deraadt  2773: not succeed for some vendors.  But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44      deraadt  2774: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
                   2775: everything we need.  We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
                   2776: <br>
                   2777:
                   2778: Want to help us?  Avoid
                   2779: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
                   2780: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
                   2781: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48      deraadt  2782: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44      deraadt  2783: to send a message.
1.48      deraadt  2784: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44      deraadt  2785: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
                   2786: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
                   2787: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
                   2788: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
                   2789: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
                   2790: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52      deraadt  2791: which chipsets into which product.
1.44      deraadt  2792: <br>
                   2793: <br>
                   2794: Send a message that open support for hardware matters.  A vendor in
1.56      cloder   2795: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44      deraadt  2796: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
                   2797: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
                   2798: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
                   2799: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49      nick     2800: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44      deraadt  2801: development information for all, but are even going further and
                   2802: telling their development communities to not work with us at
                   2803: pressuring vendors.  It is ridiculous.
                   2804: <br>
                   2805: </em>
                   2806: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2807: <br>
                   2808: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
                   2809: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
                   2810: her uncles on the farm,<br>
                   2811: send out the alarm<br>
                   2812: and the shit storm flies<br>
                   2813: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
                   2814: With Puffathy inside,<br>
                   2815: twisting up a ride<br>
                   2816: to the land of OS<br>
                   2817: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
                   2818: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
                   2819: The open slippers red are<br>
                   2820: Hers to take<br>
                   2821: <br>
1.53      otto     2822: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  2823: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   2824: <br>
                   2825: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
                   2826: To get yourself back home<br>
                   2827: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47      pvalchev 2828: You'll be fine<br>
1.44      deraadt  2829: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
                   2830: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
                   2831: give Taiwan your biz<br>
                   2832: You'll never lose<br>
                   2833: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
                   2834: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
                   2835: lazy and insane<br>
                   2836: but they sang OK<br>
                   2837: <br>
1.53      otto     2838: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  2839: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   2840: <br>
                   2841: Finally we're through the trees<br>
                   2842: The city glows<br>
                   2843: It's positively green<br>
                   2844: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
                   2845: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
                   2846: <br>
                   2847: Go to the west<br>
                   2848: You must pass the test<br>
                   2849: For me<br>
                   2850: Bring me the ride<br>
                   2851: of the witch I despise<br>
                   2852: And you'll be free<br>
                   2853: <br>
                   2854: You don't need the broom<br>
                   2855: You don't need the shoes<br>
                   2856: You don't need the wiz<br>
                   2857: You will never lose<br>
                   2858: You have all you need<br>
                   2859: You always had heart<br>
                   2860: You always had courage<br>
                   2861: Did somebody fart?<br>
                   2862: You always had brains<br>
                   2863: You answered each call<br>
1.57      deraadt  2864: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44      deraadt  2865: But you've got some balls<br>
                   2866: So double click heels<br>
                   2867: and work with Taiwan<br>
                   2868: And speak to your doggie<br>
                   2869: You're already gone....<br>
                   2870: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2871: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2872: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44      deraadt  2873: </td></tr></table>
                   2874: <p>
                   2875: <em>
                   2876: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
                   2877: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
                   2878: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
                   2879: Semaka,
                   2880: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55      tom      2881: Jonathan Lewis.  Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  2882: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112     deraadt  2883: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44      deraadt  2884: <br>
                   2885: <br>
                   2886: </em>
                   2887:
                   2888: <hr>
1.37      deraadt  2889: <a name=36></a>
                   2890: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
                   2891: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
                   2892: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2893: <tr>
                   2894: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126     deraadt  2895: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37      deraadt  2896: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2897: <br>
1.126     deraadt  2898: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  2899: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37      deraadt  2900: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2901: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  2902: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37      deraadt  2903: <br>
                   2904: <br>
                   2905: <em>
                   2906: What is up with some free software providers?!
                   2907: They say "Here's something free!  Oh wait, I changed my mind."
                   2908: <p>
                   2909: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
                   2910: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
                   2911: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41      deraadt  2912: to go non-free.  After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37      deraadt  2913: going to remember them in the end.
                   2914: <p>
                   2915: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
                   2916: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
                   2917: offerings in the last few years:
                   2918: <ul>
                   2919: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
                   2920: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
                   2921: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
                   2922: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
                   2923: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
                   2924: stop using it.  Within about 4 months every project had
                   2925: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
                   2926: replacement effort.
1.41      deraadt  2927: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37      deraadt  2928: <p>
                   2929: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
                   2930: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
                   2931: that we chose.  But a few years later he told us that we
                   2932: were not free to make changes to the code.  So we deleted ipf,
                   2933: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
                   2934: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
                   2935: <p>
                   2936: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
                   2937: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
                   2938: web server of dubious quality.  But the years have changed them,
                   2939: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40      jolan    2940: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51      jcs      2941: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within.  Legal terms
1.37      deraadt  2942: protect.  Who are they protecting?  Not your freedom.
                   2943: </ul>
                   2944: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
                   2945: others who will follow them:
                   2946: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
                   2947: replace it.
                   2948: <br>
                   2949: </em>
                   2950: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   2951: <br>
1.144     deraadt  2952: </td><td valign=top>
1.37      deraadt  2953: <br>
                   2954: <br>
                   2955: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
                   2956: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
                   2957: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
                   2958: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
                   2959: <p>
                   2960: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38      pvalchev 2961: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37      deraadt  2962: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
                   2963: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
                   2964: <p>
                   2965: <br>
                   2966: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
                   2967: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
                   2968: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
                   2969: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
                   2970: <p>
                   2971: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
                   2972: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
                   2973: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
                   2974: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
                   2975: <p>
                   2976: <br>
                   2977: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
                   2978: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41      deraadt  2979: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37      deraadt  2980: So he fought the fight<br>
                   2981: and he set things right<br>
                   2982: With his OpenBSD<br>
                   2983: <p>
                   2984: <br>
                   2985: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
                   2986: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
                   2987: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
                   2988: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
                   2989: <p>
                   2990: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
                   2991: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
                   2992: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
                   2993: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
                   2994: <p>
                   2995: <br>
                   2996: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
                   2997: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51      jcs      2998: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37      deraadt  2999: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
                   3000: <p>
                   3001: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
                   3002: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
                   3003: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
                   3004: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
                   3005: <p>
                   3006: <br>
                   3007: CHORUS<br>
                   3008: <p>
                   3009: <br>
                   3010: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
                   3011: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
                   3012: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42      deraadt  3013: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37      deraadt  3014: <p>
                   3015: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
                   3016: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
                   3017: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
                   3018: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
                   3019: <p>
                   3020: <br>
                   3021: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39      mcbride  3022: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37      deraadt  3023: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
                   3024: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
                   3025: <p>
                   3026: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
                   3027: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41      deraadt  3028: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
                   3029: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37      deraadt  3030: <p>
                   3031: <br>
                   3032: CHORUS<br>
                   3033: <br>
                   3034: <p>
                   3035: That's right!<br>
                   3036: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
                   3037: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
                   3038: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3039: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3040: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37      deraadt  3041: </td></tr></table>
                   3042: <p>
                   3043: <em>
                   3044: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
                   3045: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
                   3046: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  3047: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37      deraadt  3048: <br>
                   3049: <br>
                   3050: </em>
                   3051:
                   3052: <hr>
1.30      deraadt  3053: <a name=35></a>
1.33      deraadt  3054: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
                   3055: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30      deraadt  3056: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3057: <tr>
                   3058: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126     deraadt  3059: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55      tom      3060: uncompressed copy of this skit &amp; song.<br>
1.30      deraadt  3061: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3062: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3063: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30      deraadt  3064: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3065: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
                   3066: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30      deraadt  3067: <br>
                   3068: <br>
                   3069: <em>
                   3070: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
                   3071: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
                   3072: themselves.  Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
                   3073: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
                   3074: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
                   3075: <p>
                   3076: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
                   3077: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
                   3078: and it became time to add failover.  We want to be able to set up pf
                   3079: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
                   3080: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
                   3081: sessions.  Our
                   3082: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
                   3083: protocol solves this problem.  However, on both sides of the firewall,
                   3084: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
                   3085: network failure.  The only reliable way to do this is for both
                   3086: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses.  But
                   3087: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
                   3088: <p>
                   3089: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
                   3090: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
                   3091: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
                   3092: Redundancy Protocol); on
                   3093: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
                   3094: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
                   3095: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>.  Reputedly, they were upset
                   3096: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
                   3097: standard solution for this problem.  Despite this legal pressure, the
                   3098: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
                   3099: though there was a patent in the space.  Why?
1.144     deraadt  3100: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30      deraadt  3101: There was much deliberation</a>
                   3102: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
                   3103: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
                   3104: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
                   3105: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms.  As free software
                   3106: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
                   3107: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
                   3108: the standard.  We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
                   3109: and we *will* design competing protocols.  Some standards organization,
                   3110: eh?
                   3111: <p>
                   3112: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
                   3113: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
                   3114: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
                   3115: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
                   3116: claim patent rights.
                   3117: <p>
                   3118: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
                   3119: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
                   3120: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
                   3121: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
                   3122: implementation of the IETF standard protocol.  Perhaps this is because
                   3123: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
                   3124: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
                   3125: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP.  Some IETF working group
                   3126: members took note of our complaints,
1.122     deraadt  3127: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30      deraadt  3128: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
                   3129: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
                   3130: <p>
                   3131: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
                   3132: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
                   3133: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
                   3134: backed down.  Some standards groups use this policy, while others
                   3135: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55      tom      3136: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&amp;T,
1.30      deraadt  3137: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies.  Since IETF
                   3138: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
                   3139: like all others, except against the community.
                   3140: <p>
                   3141: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
                   3142: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
                   3143: <p>
                   3144: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
                   3145: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft".  We
                   3146: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
                   3147: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
                   3148: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP.  We read the patent
                   3149: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
                   3150: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
                   3151: lack of security).  And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
                   3152: it to use cryptography.
                   3153: <p>
                   3154: The combination of
                   3155: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
                   3156: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
                   3157: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&amp;sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
                   3158: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls.  To date, we
                   3159: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
                   3160: running random reboot cycles.  As long as one firewall is alive in a
                   3161: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
                   3162: our packet filter functionality.  Cisco's low end products are unable
                   3163: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
                   3164: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
                   3165: <p>
                   3166: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
                   3167: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
                   3168: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied.  Apparently we had failed
                   3169: to go through an official standards organization.  Consequently we
                   3170: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
                   3171: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
                   3172: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
                   3173: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
                   3174: <p>
                   3175: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
                   3176: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
                   3177: <br>
                   3178: </em>
                   3179: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   3180: <br>
1.144     deraadt  3181: </td><td valign=top>
1.30      deraadt  3182: <br>
                   3183: <br>
                   3184: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3185: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
                   3186: <br>
                   3187: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3188: A what?
                   3189: <br>
                   3190: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3191: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
                   3192: <br>
                   3193: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3194: Well, it's free isn't it?
                   3195: <br>
                   3196: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3197: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP.  CARP the redundancy protocol.
                   3198: <br>
                   3199: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3200: What?
                   3201: <br>
                   3202: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3203: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
                   3204: <br>
                   3205: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3206: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
                   3207: <br>
                   3208: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3209: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
                   3210: they were all too... encumbered.  And now I must license it!
                   3211: <br>
                   3212: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3213: You must be a looney.
                   3214: <br>
                   3215: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3216: I am not a looney!  Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
                   3217: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol?  I've heard tell
                   3218: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
                   3219: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
                   3220: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
                   3221: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
                   3222: patent on cursor movement!  So, if you're calling the large American
                   3223: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
                   3224: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
                   3225: <br>
                   3226: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3227: Alright, alright, alright.  A license.
                   3228: <br>
                   3229: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3230: Yes.
                   3231: <br>
                   3232: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3233: For a free redundancy protocol?
                   3234: <br>
                   3235: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3236: Yes.
                   3237: <br>
                   3238: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3239: You are a looney.
                   3240: <br>
                   3241: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3242: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
                   3243: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
                   3244: VRRP.
                   3245: <br>
                   3246: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3247: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
                   3248: <br>
                   3249: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32      otto     3250: I bleeding well do and I got one.  It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30      deraadt  3251: <br>
                   3252: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3253: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
                   3254: <br>
                   3255: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3256: Yes there is!
                   3257: <br>
                   3258: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3259: Isn't!
                   3260: <br>
                   3261: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3262: Is!
                   3263: <br>
                   3264: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3265: Isn't!
                   3266: <br>
                   3267: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3268: I bleeding got one, look!  What's that then?
                   3269: <br>
                   3270: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3271: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
                   3272: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
                   3273: <br>
                   3274: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3275: The man didn't have the right form.
                   3276: <br>
                   3277: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3278: What man?
                   3279: <br>
                   3280: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3281: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
                   3282: <br>
                   3283: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3284: The looney detector van, you mean.
                   3285: <br>
                   3286: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3287: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
                   3288: <br>
                   3289: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3290: What redundancy detector van?
                   3291: <br>
                   3292: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3293: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
                   3294: <br>
                   3295: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3296: Cizzz-coeee?
                   3297: <br>
                   3298: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3299: It was spelt like that on the van.  I'm very observant!  I never seen
                   3300: so many bleeding aerials.  The man said that their equipment could
                   3301: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards!  And my Cisco router,
                   3302: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
                   3303: <br>
                   3304: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34      otto     3305: How much did you pay for that?
1.30      deraadt  3306: <br>
                   3307: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3308: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
                   3309: <br>
                   3310: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3311: What PIX?
                   3312: <br>
                   3313: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3314: The PIX I'm replacing!
                   3315: <br>
                   3316: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3317: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
                   3318: license it?
                   3319: <br>
                   3320: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3321: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
                   3322: protocol too.  After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
                   3323: <br>
                   3324: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3325: No they didn't!
                   3326: <br>
                   3327: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3328: Did!
                   3329: <br>
                   3330: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3331: Didn't!
                   3332: <br>
                   3333: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3334: Did, did, did and did!
                   3335: <br>
                   3336: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3337: Oh, all right.
                   3338: <br>
                   3339: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3340: Spoken like a gentleman, sir.  Now, are you going to give me a CARP
                   3341: license?
                   3342: <br>
                   3343: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3344: I promise you that there is no such thing.  You don't need one.
                   3345: <br>
                   3346: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3347: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
                   3348: <br>
                   3349: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3350: A license?
                   3351: <br>
                   3352: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3353: Yes.
                   3354: <br>
                   3355: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3356: For your firewall?
                   3357: <br>
                   3358: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3359: No.
                   3360: <br>
                   3361: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3362: No?
                   3363: <br>
                   3364: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3365: No, half my firewall.  It had an accident.
                   3366: <br>
                   3367: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3368: You're off your chump.
                   3369: <br>
                   3370: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3371: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43      deraadt  3372: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30      deraadt  3373: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
                   3374: listen to this!  Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
                   3375: <br>
                   3376: <br>
                   3377: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
                   3378: <br>
                   3379: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
                   3380: must ipso facto standard be<br>
                   3381: But standard it<br>
                   3382: needs to be free<br>
                   3383: vis a vis<br>
                   3384: the IETF<br>
                   3385: you see?<br>
                   3386: <br>
                   3387: But can VRRP<br>
                   3388: be said to be<br>
                   3389: or not to be<br>
                   3390: a standard, see,<br>
                   3391: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
                   3392: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
                   3393: <br>
                   3394: Singing...<br>
                   3395: <br>
                   3396: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
                   3397: VRRP ain't free.<br>
                   3398: O P E N B S D<br>
                   3399: CARP is free<br>
                   3400: <br>
                   3401: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
                   3402: let through IETF to mean<br>
                   3403: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
                   3404: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
                   3405: <br>
                   3406: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
                   3407: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
                   3408: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   3409: <br>
                   3410: 1 1 2,<br>
                   3411: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
                   3412: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   3413: <br>
                   3414: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
                   3415: bisected accidentally,<br>
                   3416: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
                   3417: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
                   3418: <br>
                   3419: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   3420: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   3421: <br>
                   3422: The End<br>
                   3423: <br>
                   3424: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
                   3425: <br>
                   3426: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
                   3427: <br>
                   3428: Geddy must be free.<br>
                   3429: <br>
                   3430: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3431: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3432: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30      deraadt  3433: </td></tr></table>
                   3434: <p>
                   3435: <em>
                   3436: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
                   3437: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34      otto     3438: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30      deraadt  3439: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37      deraadt  3440: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30      deraadt  3441: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3442: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
                   3443: <br>
                   3444: <br>
                   3445: </em>
                   3446:
                   3447: <hr>
1.20      deraadt  3448: <a name=34></a>
1.33      deraadt  3449: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
                   3450: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20      deraadt  3451: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3452: <tr>
                   3453: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126     deraadt  3454: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20      deraadt  3455: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3456: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3457: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3458: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20      deraadt  3459: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3460: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
                   3461: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20      deraadt  3462: <br>
                   3463: <br>
                   3464: <em>
                   3465: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26      deraadt  3466: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20      deraadt  3467: forces of the draconian government!
                   3468: <p>
                   3469: <br>
                   3470: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
                   3471: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
                   3472: of recent happenings.
                   3473: <p>
                   3474: Two years ago we became involved with the University
                   3475: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
                   3476: security research and development .. on things that
                   3477: we were already intending to do.  We provided ideas,
                   3478: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
                   3479: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
                   3480: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
                   3481: a middle-man.  We accepted funding based on the
                   3482: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
                   3483: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21      deraadt  3484: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20      deraadt  3485: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
                   3486: <p>
                   3487: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
                   3488: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
                   3489: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
                   3490: obligations.  Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67      jolan    3491: this sudden maneuver.  Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20      deraadt  3492: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55      tom      3493: newspaper The Globe &amp; Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20      deraadt  3494: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
                   3495: theft of oil.
                   3496: <p>
                   3497: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
                   3498: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
                   3499: <p>
                   3500: &quot;As a result of the DARPA review of the
                   3501: project, and due to world events and the evolving
                   3502: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
                   3503: the Government on April 21 advised the University
                   3504: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
                   3505: the project.&quot;
                   3506: <p>
                   3507: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
                   3508: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
                   3509: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
                   3510: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
                   3511: <p>
                   3512: Since the termination came near natural contract
                   3513: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
                   3514: than expected was sustained by the project.  Sponsors
                   3515: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
                   3516: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61      grunk    3517: proceeded as planned.  We even had T-shirts made with
1.20      deraadt  3518: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
                   3519: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
                   3520: <p>
                   3521: We could not make stories like this up.  So instead,
                   3522: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
                   3523: of Robin Hood.
                   3524: </em>
                   3525: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
                   3526: <br>
1.144     deraadt  3527: </td><td valign=top>
1.20      deraadt  3528: <br>
                   3529: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
                   3530: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
                   3531: He had found the crusades<br>
                   3532: were an endless charade<br>
                   3533: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
                   3534: <br>
                   3535: <br>
                   3536: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
                   3537: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
                   3538: Clever chums they did find<br>
                   3539: other fish of their kind<br>
                   3540: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
                   3541: <br>
                   3542: <br>
                   3543: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
                   3544: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
                   3545: With CD's and their freedom<br>
                   3546: for to share online<br>
                   3547: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
                   3548: <br>
                   3549: <br>
                   3550: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
                   3551: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
                   3552: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
                   3553: to the teaming schools<br>
                   3554: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
                   3555: <br>
                   3556: <br>
                   3557: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   3558: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   3559: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   3560: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   3561: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   3562: Fish for never running<br>
                   3563: and making something good!<br>
                   3564: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   3565: <br>
                   3566: <br>
                   3567: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
                   3568: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
                   3569: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
                   3570: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
                   3571: Think he's a hero?<br>
                   3572: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24      deraadt  3573: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20      deraadt  3574: Read the Wanted poster<br>
                   3575: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
                   3576: We gettin' back the booty<br>
                   3577: or we take away your worms too<br>
                   3578: <br>
                   3579: <br>
                   3580: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
                   3581: Put on your glasses<br>
                   3582: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
                   3583: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157     deraadt  3584: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20      deraadt  3585: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
                   3586: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
                   3587: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
                   3588: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
                   3589: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
                   3590: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
                   3591: <br>
                   3592: <br>
                   3593: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25      deraadt  3594: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20      deraadt  3595: And took back all the booty<br>
                   3596: Puff intended for the poor<br>
                   3597: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
                   3598: <br>
                   3599: <br>
                   3600: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
                   3601: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
                   3602: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157     deraadt  3603: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20      deraadt  3604: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
                   3605: <br>
                   3606: <br>
                   3607: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   3608: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   3609: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   3610: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   3611: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   3612: Fish for never running<br>
                   3613: and making something good!<br>
                   3614: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   3615: <br>
                   3616:
                   3617: <br>
                   3618: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3619: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3620: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20      deraadt  3621: </td></tr></table>
                   3622: <p>
                   3623: <em>
                   3624: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
                   3625: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3626: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
                   3627: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55      tom      3628: Jonathan Lewis &amp; Peter Valchev.
1.20      deraadt  3629: <br>
                   3630: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
                   3631: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
                   3632: <br>
                   3633: </em>
                   3634:
1.23      jose     3635: <br>
                   3636: <hr>
1.11      deraadt  3637: <a name=33></a>
1.33      deraadt  3638: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
                   3639: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  3640: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3641: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  3642: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3643: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  3644: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3645: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3646: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3647: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  3648: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3649: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
                   3650: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12      deraadt  3651: <br>
                   3652: <br>
1.14      deraadt  3653: <em>
1.69      deraadt  3654: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
                   3655: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12      deraadt  3656: <br>
1.69      deraadt  3657: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
                   3658: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
                   3659: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
                   3660: III processors.  We want documentation, because
                   3661: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
                   3662: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
                   3663: our new W^X security feature.  In the meantime,
                   3664: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
                   3665: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36      deraadt  3666: mode.<br>
                   3667: <br>
                   3668: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12      deraadt  3669: </em>
1.144     deraadt  3670: </td><td valign=top>
1.11      deraadt  3671: Deep through the mists of time<br>
                   3672: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
                   3673: Back to the age of darkness<br>
                   3674: Black was the protocol<br>
                   3675: <p>
                   3676: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
                   3677: Spilling the blood of men<br>
                   3678: Then from the ocean came<br>
                   3679: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17      deraadt  3680: <br>
                   3681: <br>
1.11      deraadt  3682: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
                   3683: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
                   3684: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
                   3685: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
                   3686: <p>
                   3687: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
                   3688: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
                   3689: Constraints were slain as well<br>
                   3690: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
                   3691: <p>
                   3692: And there he found<br>
                   3693: His destiny<br>
                   3694: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
                   3695: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
                   3696: <p>
                   3697: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
                   3698: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
                   3699: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
                   3700: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
                   3701: <p>
                   3702: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
                   3703: For the wisdom of the One<br>
                   3704: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
                   3705: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
                   3706: <p>
                   3707: Broke down the guard<br>
                   3708: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18      deraadt  3709: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11      deraadt  3710: All alone and only bones<br>
                   3711: <p>
                   3712: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
                   3713: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
                   3714: And Puff, the land secured<br>
                   3715: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148     deraadt  3716: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3717: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11      deraadt  3718: </td></tr></table>
                   3719: <p>
                   3720: <em>
                   3721: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
                   3722: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed &amp; mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3723: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
                   3724: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3725: </em>
                   3726:
                   3727: <br>
                   3728: <hr>
1.9       millert  3729: <a name=32></a>
1.33      deraadt  3730: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
                   3731: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  3732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3733: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  3734: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3735: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  3736: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3737: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3738: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3739: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  3740: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3741: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
                   3742: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144     deraadt  3743: </td><td valign=top>
1.9       millert  3744: Goldflipper<br>
                   3745: With golden skin<br>
                   3746: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
                   3747: He's the machine<br>
                   3748: Designed to dismember your life<br>
                   3749: <p>
                   3750: And the fish<br>
                   3751: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
                   3752: And the cat<br>
                   3753: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
                   3754: <p>
                   3755: Cyborg on a mission<br>
                   3756: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
                   3757: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
                   3758: <p>
                   3759: (short instrumental intro)
1.1       deraadt  3760: <p>
1.9       millert  3761: You'll need some machismo to<br>
                   3762: catch the spikey one<br>
                   3763: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
                   3764: make the system run<br>
1.1       deraadt  3765: <p>
1.9       millert  3766: But Flip's here for fun<br>
                   3767: and without a gun<br>
                   3768: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1       deraadt  3769: <p>
1.9       millert  3770: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
                   3771: such a sexy catch<br>
                   3772: Is she spying on him or<br>
                   3773: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1       deraadt  3774: <p>
1.9       millert  3775: Oh double seven<br>
                   3776: Send me to Heaven<br>
                   3777: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1       deraadt  3778: <p>
1.9       millert  3779: The women are fond<br>
                   3780: She knows what to do<br>
                   3781: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1       deraadt  3782: <p>
1.9       millert  3783: Goldflipper is gone<br>
                   3784: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144     deraadt  3785: </td><td valign=top>
1.11      deraadt  3786: <br>
                   3787: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  3788: <p>
                   3789: <em>
1.9       millert  3790: Lyrics by Ty Semaka.  Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
                   3791: Base &amp; drum programming, recording, mixing &amp; mastering by
                   3792: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson.  Sax by Dan Meichel.
                   3793: Trumpet &amp; Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1       deraadt  3794: </em>
                   3795:
                   3796: <br>
                   3797: <hr>
1.3       ian      3798: <a name=31></a>
1.33      deraadt  3799: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
                   3800: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  3801: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3802: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  3803: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3804: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  3805: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3806: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3807: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3808: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  3809: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3810: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
                   3811: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144     deraadt  3812: </td><td valign=top>
1.1       deraadt  3813: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
                   3814: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
                   3815: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
                   3816: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
                   3817: <p>
                   3818: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   3819: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   3820: <p>
                   3821: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   3822: &Uuml;ber tragic<br>
                   3823: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   3824: <p>
                   3825: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
                   3826: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
                   3827: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
                   3828: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144     deraadt  3829: </td><td valign=top>
1.1       deraadt  3830: <p>
                   3831: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   3832: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   3833: <p>
                   3834: Chorus
                   3835: <p>
                   3836: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
                   3837: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
                   3838: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
                   3839: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
                   3840: <p>
                   3841: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   3842: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   3843: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   3844: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   3845: <p>
                   3846: Chorus<br>
1.11      deraadt  3847: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  3848: <p>
                   3849: <em>
1.3       ian      3850: Produced &amp; Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1       deraadt  3851: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
                   3852: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3       ian      3853: Recorded &amp; Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1       deraadt  3854: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3855: </em>
                   3856:
1.8       millert  3857: <br>
                   3858: <hr>
1.9       millert  3859: <a name=30></a>
1.33      deraadt  3860: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
                   3861: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11      deraadt  3862: <p>
                   3863: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
                   3864: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  3865: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3866: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  3867: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3868: <br>
1.126     deraadt  3869: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118     deraadt  3870: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  3871: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3872: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
                   3873: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144     deraadt  3874: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  3875: <br>
                   3876: <br>
1.9       millert  3877: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
                   3878: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8       millert  3879: <p>
1.9       millert  3880: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
                   3881: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8       millert  3882: <p>
1.9       millert  3883: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8       millert  3884: <p>
1.27      deraadt  3885: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9       millert  3886: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8       millert  3887: <p>
1.9       millert  3888: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8       millert  3889: <p>
1.16      deraadt  3890: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9       millert  3891: I'm secure by default<br>
                   3892: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8       millert  3893: <br>
1.144     deraadt  3894: </td><td valign=top>
1.8       millert  3895: <br>
1.11      deraadt  3896: </td></tr></table>
                   3897: <p>
1.8       millert  3898: <em>
1.9       millert  3899: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced &amp; Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Wynn Gogol.
                   3900: Written &amp; Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35      nick     3901: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals &amp; lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9       millert  3902: Recorded, Mixed &amp; Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
                   3903: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8       millert  3904: </em>
1.79      deraadt  3905:
1.1       deraadt  3906: </body>
                   3907: </html>