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1.1 deraadt 15: <p>
1.3 ian 16: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.100 deraadt 17: <p>
18:
19: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
20: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 21: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
22: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
23: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 24: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.165 ! deraadt 25: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song.
1.1 deraadt 26:
1.20 deraadt 27: <p>
1.71 deraadt 28: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
29: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 30: <td valign="top">
1.165 ! deraadt 31: <a href="#59a">5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
! 32:
! 33: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 34: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
35: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
36:
1.159 deraadt 37: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
38: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 39: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 40: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 41: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 42: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 43: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 44: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 45: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 46: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157 deraadt 47:
48: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 49: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 50: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 51: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
52: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
53: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 54: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
55: <br>
56: </td><td valign="top">
1.165 ! deraadt 57: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 58: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 59: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 60: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 61: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 62: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 63: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 64: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
65: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
66: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
67: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
68: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 69: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 70: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 71: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 72: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
73: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 74: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 75: <br>
1.150 deraadt 76: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.72 deraadt 77: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1.71 deraadt 78: </a>
1.150 deraadt 79: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 80: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
81: </a>
82: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
83: <p>
84: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 85: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157 deraadt 86: and
1.150 deraadt 87: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 88: <p>
89: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
1.165 ! deraadt 90: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") and others.
1.126 deraadt 91: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
92: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
93: <br clear=all>
94: <p>
1.165 ! deraadt 95:
! 96: <hr>
! 97: <a name=59></a>
! 98: <a name=59a></a>
! 99: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
! 100: 5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a></font></h2>
! 101: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
! 102: <tr>
! 103: <td valign="top">
! 104: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
! 105: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
! 106: <br>
! 107: 4:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
! 108: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
! 109: <br>
! 110: </td><td valign=top>
! 111: No lyrics.<br>
! 112: </td><td valign=top align=right>
! 113: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
! 114: </td></tr></table>
! 115: <em>
! 116: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
! 117: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
! 118: </em>
! 119: <br>
! 120:
! 121: <hr>
! 122: <a name=59b></a>
! 123: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
! 124: 5.9: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a></font></h2>
! 125: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
! 126: <tr>
! 127: <td valign="top">
! 128: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
! 129: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
! 130: <br>
! 131: 3:46 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
! 132: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
! 133: <br>
! 134: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
! 135: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
! 136: </td><td valign=top>
! 137: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
! 138: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
! 139: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
! 140: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
! 141: <p>
! 142: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
! 143: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
! 144: <p>
! 145: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
! 146: Über tragic<br>
! 147: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
! 148: <p>
! 149: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
! 150: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
! 151: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
! 152: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
! 153: <p>
! 154: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
! 155: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
! 156: <p>
! 157: Chorus
! 158: <p>
! 159: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
! 160: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
! 161: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
! 162: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
! 163: <p>
! 164: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
! 165: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
! 166: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
! 167: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
! 168: <p>
! 169: Chorus<br>
! 170: </td><td valign=top align=right>
! 171: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
! 172: </td></tr></table>
! 173: <p>
! 174: <em>
! 175: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
! 176: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
! 177: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
! 178: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
! 179: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
! 180: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
! 181: </em>
! 182: <br>
1.158 deraadt 183:
184: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 185: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 186: <a name=58a></a>
187: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
188: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
189: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
190: <tr>
191: <td valign="top">
192: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
193: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
194: <br>
195: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
196: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
197: <br>
198: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
199: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
200: <p>
201: <em>
202: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164 tj 203: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
204: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 205: <br>
206: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
207: ~322,000 commits<br>
208: ~44 commits/day average<br>
209: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
210: </em>
211: </td><td valign=top>
212: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
213: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
214: Made commits to many a file<br>
215: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
216: <br>
217: Take a moment to view<br>
218: The source of all this code<br>
219: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
220: <br>
221: We're the openssh repository<br>
222: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
223: The openntpd repository<br>
224: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
225: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
226: The libressl repo too<br>
227: <br>
228: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
229: Re-used far and wide<br>
230: The license is so liberal<br>
231: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
232: We'd love for you to code...<br>
233: <br>
234: I don't really want to have to go<br>
235: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
236: The coder will commit the code<br>
237: That he wants all of you to load<br>
238: <br>
239: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
240: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
241: <br>
242: B... S... D...<br>
243: </td><td valign=top align=right>
244: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
245: </td></tr></table>
246: <p>
247: <em>
248: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
249: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
250: </em>
251: <br>
252:
253: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 254: <a name=58b></a>
255: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
256: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
257: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
258: <tr>
259: <td valign="top">
260: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
261: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
262: <br>
263: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
264: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
265: <br>
266: </td><td valign=top>
267: No lyrics.<br>
268: </td><td valign=top align=right>
269: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
270: </td></tr></table>
271: <em>
272: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
273: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
274: </em>
275: <br>
1.152 deraadt 276:
277: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 278: <a name=58c></a>
279: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
280: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
281: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
282: <tr>
283: <td valign="top">
284: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
285: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
286: <br>
287: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
288: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
289: <br>
290: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
291: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
292: </td><td valign=top>
293: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
294: <br>
295: With every release,<br>
296: Puffy becomes better,<br>
297: a little better all the time.<br>
298: <br>
299: With every release,<br>
300: Puffy becomes better,<br>
301: so much better all the time.<br>
302: <br>
303: Let's count in sys:<br>
304: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
305: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
306: <br>
307: With every release,<br>
308: Puffy becomes better,<br>
309: really better all the time.<br>
310: <br>
311: Let's count in log:<br>
312: 314544 commits from developers<br>
313: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
314: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
315: <br>
316: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
317: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
318: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
319: <br>
320: With every release,<br>
321: Puffy becomes better,<br>
322: so much better all the time.<br>
323: <br>
324: With every release,<br>
325: Puffy becomes better,<br>
326: so much better all the time.<br>
327: <br>
328: With every release,<br>
329: Puffy becomes better.<br>
330: <br>
331: With every release,<br>
332: Puffy becomes better,<br>
333: so much better all the time.<br>
334: </td><td valign=top align=right>
335: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
336: </td></tr></table>
337: <p>
338: <em>
339: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
340: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
341: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
342: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 343: </em>
344: <br>
345:
346: <hr>
347: <a name=58d></a>
348: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
349: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
350: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
351: <tr>
352: <td valign="top">
353: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
354: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
355: <br>
356: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
357: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
358: <br>
359: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
360: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
361: <br>
362: </td><td valign=top>
363: I read the news today oh boy<br>
364: About a silly man who made a change<br>
365: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
366: Well I just had to laugh<br>
367: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
368: <br>
369: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
370: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
371: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
372: They'd seen such code before<br>
373: Everyone was really sure<br>
374: It was from 1984..<br>
375: <br>
376: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
377: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
378: And though the code was rather gross<br>
379: They held their nose and dove.<br>
380: Having read the code..<br>
381: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
382: <br>
383: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
384: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
385: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
386: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
387: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
388: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
389: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
390: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
391: <br>
392: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
393: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
394: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
395: <br>
396: I read the news today oh boy<br>
397: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
398: And though the holes were rather small<br>
399: They embargoed them all<br>
400: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
401: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
402: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
403: </td><td valign=top align=right>
404: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
405: </td></tr></table>
406: <p>
407: <em>
408: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
409: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
410: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
411: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
412: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
413: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
414: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
415: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
416: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
417: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
418: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
419: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
420: <br>
421: <br>
422: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
423: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 424: </em>
425: <br>
426:
427: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 428: <a name=57></a>
429: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
430: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
431: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
432: <tr>
433: <td valign="top">
434: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
435: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
436: <br>
1.153 deraadt 437: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
438: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 439: <br>
440: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
441: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
442: </td><td valign=top>
443: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
444: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 445: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
446: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 447: <br>
1.154 deraadt 448: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
449: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 450: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 451: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 452: <br>
453: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 454: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 455: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 456: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 457: <br>
458: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 459: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 460: I'm a Source Fish<br>
461: I'm a Source Fish<br>
462: <br>
1.154 deraadt 463: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 464: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 465: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
466: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 467: <br>
1.154 deraadt 468: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 469: I'm a Source Fish<br>
470: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 471: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 472: <br>
1.154 deraadt 473: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
474: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 475: <br>
476: Instrumental<br>
477: <br>
1.154 deraadt 478: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
479: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
480: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
481: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
482: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
483: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
484: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
485: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 486: </td><td valign=top align=right>
487: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
488: </td></tr></table>
489: <p>
490: <em>
491: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
492: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
493: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
494: </em>
495: <br>
1.126 deraadt 496:
497: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 498: <a name=56></a>
499: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
500: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
501: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
502: <tr>
503: <td valign="top">
504: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
505: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
506: <br>
507: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
508: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
509: <br>
510: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
511: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
512: </td><td valign=top>
513: No lyrics.<br>
514: </td><td valign=top align=right>
515: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
516: </td></tr></table>
517: <p>
518: <em>
519: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
520: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
521: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
522: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
523: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
524: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
525: LibreSSL was released.
526: <p>
527: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
528: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
529: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
530: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
531: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
532: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
533: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
534: <p>
1.149 deraadt 535: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 536: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
537: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
538: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
539: than just posture?
540: </em>
541: <p>
542: <em>
543: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
544: by Jonathan Lewis.
545: </em>
546: <br>
547:
548: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 549: <a name=55></a>
550: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
551: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
552: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
553: <tr>
554: <td valign="top">
555: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
556: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
557: <br>
558: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
559: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
560: <br>
561: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
562: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
563: </td><td valign=top>
564: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
565: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
566: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
567: <br>
568: <br>
1.145 deraadt 569: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 570: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
571: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
572: <br>
573: <br>
574: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
575: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
576: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
577: <br>
578: <br>
1.145 deraadt 579: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 580: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
581: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
582: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
583: No bad hacks in time.<br>
584: <br>
585: <br>
586: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
587: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
588: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 589: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 590: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
591: </td></tr></table>
592: <em>
593: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
594: back to 1901. This is known as the
595: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
596: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
597: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
598: <p>
1.146 guenther 599: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 600: solve this.
1.146 guenther 601: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
602: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
603: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
604: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
605: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 606: <p>
607: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 608: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 609: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
610: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
611: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
612: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
613: <p>
614: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
615: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
616: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
617: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
618: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
619: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
620: <p>
621: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
622: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 623: </em>
1.144 deraadt 624: <p>
625: <em>
626: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
627: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
628: </em>
629: <br>
630:
631: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 632: <a name=54></a>
633: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
634: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
635: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
636: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 637: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 638: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
639: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
640: <br>
641: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
642: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
643: <br>
644: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 645: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 646: <br>
647: <br>
648: <em>
649: do { to loop<br>
650: at least one time<br>
651: <br>
652: regexp,<br>
653: to match a chunk of text<br>
654: <br>
655: main, the name,<br>
656: by which I'm called<br>
657: <br>
658: for,<br>
659: another kind of loop<br>
660: <br>
661: sem,<br>
662: a way to block a thread<br>
663: <br>
664: log<br>
665: a func to follow sem<br>
666: <br>
667: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 668: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 669: <br>
670: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
671: <br>
672: </em>
673: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
674: <br>
1.144 deraadt 675: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 676: <br>
677: <br>
678: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
679: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
680: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
681: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
682: <br>
683: <br>
684: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
685: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
686: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
687: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
688: <br>
689: <br>
690: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
691: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
692: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
693: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
694: <br>
695: <br>
696: (chorus)<br>
697: <br>
698: <br>
699: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
700: When I'm feeling mad<br>
701: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
702: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
703: <br>
704: <br>
705: (repeat)<br>
706: <br>
707: <br>
708: (chorus)<br>
709: <br>
710: <br>
711: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
712: When I'm feeling mad<br>
713: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
714: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
715: <br>
716: <br>
1.148 deraadt 717: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 718: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
719: </td></tr></table>
720: <p>
721: <em>
722: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
723: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
724: <br>
725: <br>
726: </em>
727:
728: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 729: <a name=53></a>
730: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
731: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
733: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 734: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 735: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
736: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
737: <br>
738: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
739: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
740: <br>
741: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
742: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
743: <br>
744: <br>
745: <em>
1.141 deraadt 746: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 747: <br>
748: </em>
749: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
750: <br>
1.144 deraadt 751: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 752: <br>
753: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
754: <br>
755: [laughs]<br>
756: <br>
757: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
758: <br>
759: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
760: <br>
761: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
762: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
763: <br>
764: Time to dump core.<br>
765: <br>
1.148 deraadt 766: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 767: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
768: </td></tr></table>
769: <p>
770: <em>
771: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
772: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
773: <br>
774: <br>
775: </em>
776:
777: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 778: <a name=52></a>
779: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
780: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
781: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
782: <tr>
783: <td valign="top" width="30%">
784: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
785: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
786: <br>
787: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
788: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
789: <br>
790: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 791: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 792: <br>
793: <br>
794: <em>
1.132 beck 795: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
796: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
797: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
798: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
799: under particular Linux distributions.
800: <p>
801: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
802: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
803: <p>
804: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
805: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 806: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
807: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 808: <p>
809: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
810: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
811: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
812: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
813: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
814: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
815: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 816: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 817: <br>
818: </em>
819: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
820: <br>
821: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
822: <br>
1.132 beck 823: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
824: We are in every way Posix<br>
825: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
826: We won't need any other.<br>
827: <br>
828: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
829: It's better than the last you know<br>
830: Another million bits that changed<br>
831: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 832: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
833: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 834: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
835: <br>
836: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
837: Others can work around this hell<br>
838: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
839: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
840: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
841: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
842: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
843: We are Posix<br>
844: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
845: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 846: <br>
1.148 deraadt 847: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 848: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
849: </td></tr></table>
850: <p>
851: <em>
852: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
853: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
854: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
855: Studios.
856: <br>
857: <br>
858: </em>
859:
860: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 861: <a name=51></a>
862: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
863: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
864: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
865: <tr>
866: <td valign="top" width="30%">
867: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
868: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
869: <br>
870: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
871: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
872: <br>
873: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
874: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
875: <br>
876: </em>
877: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
878: <br>
879: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
880: <br>
881: If you've got a bug<br>
882: That you just can't shove<br>
883: Who ya gonna install?<br>
884: Bugbusters!<br>
885: <br>
886: Buffer overflow?<br>
887: Don't know where to go<br>
888: Who ya gonna install?<br>
889: Bugbusters!<br>
890: <br>
891: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
892: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
893: <br>
894: And you're off by one<br>
895: And it ain't no fun<br>
896: Who ya gonna install?<br>
897: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 898: <br>
1.126 deraadt 899: If your system's down<br>
900: And it makes you frown<br>
901: Who ya gonna install?<br>
902: Bugbusters!<br>
903: <br>
904: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
905: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
906: <br>
907: If you need a trace<br>
908: Gonna win that race<br>
909: Who ya gonna install?<br>
910: Bugbusters!<br>
911: <br>
912: If you got a crash<br>
913: And you got no cash<br>
914: Who ya gonna install?<br>
915: Bugbusters!<br>
916: <br>
917: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
918: <br>
919: <br>
1.148 deraadt 920: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 921: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
922: </td></tr></table>
923: <p>
924: <em>
925: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
926: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
927: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
928: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
929: <br>
930: <br>
931: </em>
932:
933: <hr>
934: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 935: <h2><font color="#00b000">
936: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 937: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
938: <tr>
939: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 940: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 941: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 942: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
943: <br>
944: <br>
945: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
946: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
947: <br>
948: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
949: <br>
950: <br>
951: <em>
952: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
953: <p>
954: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
955: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
956: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
957: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
958: <p>
959: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
960: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
961: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 962: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 963: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
964: <p>
1.150 deraadt 965: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
966: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 967: <p>
968: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
969: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
970: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
971: two bonus tracks).
972: <p>
973: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
974: </em>
975: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
976: <br>
977: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
978: Shut up and hack!<br>
979: In the hack room<br>
980: In the back room<br>
981: Wires everywhere<br>
982: <br>
983: At the tables<br>
984: Fingers able<br>
985: Take another dare!<br>
986: <br>
987: Close up your holes<br>
988: Pick up the slack!<br>
989: Get your head down!<br>
990: Shut up and hack!<br>
991: Close up your holes<br>
992: Pick up the slack!<br>
993: Get your head down!<br>
994: Shut up and hack!<br>
995: <br>
996: Coding faster<br>
997: You're the master<br>
998: of security<br>
999: <br>
1000: In your t-shirts<br>
1001: Hack till it hurts<br>
1002: This is how to be free<br>
1003: <br>
1004: CHORUS<br>
1005: <br>
1006: Hit the pub now<br>
1007: We're a club now<br>
1008: Trading genius for free<br>
1009: <br>
1010: Have a laugh and<br>
1011: Be a rock band<br>
1012: This is how it should be!<br>
1013: <br>
1014: CHORUS<br>
1015: <br>
1016: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 1017: <br>
1018: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1019: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1020:
1021: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 1022: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 1023: <h2><font color="#00b000">
1024: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 1025: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1026: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1027: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1028: <br>
1029: <br>
1030: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1031: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1032: <em>
1033: <p>
1034: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1035: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1036: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1037:
1038: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1039: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1040: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1041: </em>
1042: <br>
1043: <p>
1044:
1045: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1046: <a name=50></a>
1047: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
1048: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
1049: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1050: <tr>
1051: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1052: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1053: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1054: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1055: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 1056: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1057: <br>
1058: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1059: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1060: <br>
1061: <br>
1062: <em>
1063: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1064: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1065: for us for many releases.<br>
1066: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1067: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1068: <br>
1069: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1070: a parody magazine!<br>
1071: <br>
1072: </em>
1073: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1074: <br>
1075: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1076: <br>
1077: What? Me Worry?<br>
1078: Not with this stuff<br>
1079: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1080: Nobody get tough<br>
1081: <br>
1082: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1083: Having fun in the woods<br>
1084: Carving out toys<br>
1085: and makin' em good<br>
1086: <br>
1087: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1088: I got so many tricks<br>
1089: I got undercover agents<br>
1090: Even out in the sticks<br>
1091: <br>
1092: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1093: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1094: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1095: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1096: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1097: Little black flies<br>
1098: on a pile of GNU<br>
1099: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1100: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1101: <br>
1.125 sthen 1102: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1103: That's my thang<br>
1104: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1105: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1106: <br>
1107: It's a mad mad world<br>
1108: and number 5 is alive<br>
1109: I gotta black submarine<br>
1110: and I'm built to survive<br>
1111: <br>
1112: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1113: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1114: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1115: And blocked out the sun<br>
1116: <br>
1117: Keep the source open<br>
1118: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1119: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1120: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1121: <br>
1122: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1123: In my treehouse club<br>
1124: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1125: Its secure ya bub<br>
1126: <br>
1127: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1128: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1129: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1130: some Open source stank<br>
1131: <br>
1132: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1133: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1134: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1135: And blocked out the sun<br>
1136: <br>
1137: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1138: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1139: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1140: </td></tr></table>
1141: <p>
1142: <em>
1143: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1144: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1145: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1146: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1147: <br>
1148: <br>
1149: </em>
1150:
1151: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1152: <a name=49></a>
1153: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
1154: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
1155: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1156: <tr>
1157: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1158: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1159: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1160: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1161: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1162: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1163: <br>
1164: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1165: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1166: <br>
1167: <br>
1168: <em>
1169: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1170: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1171: <br>
1172: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1173: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1174: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1175: <br>
1176: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1177: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1178: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1179: <br>
1180: BSD 4.2 was
1181: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1182: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1183: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1184: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1185: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1186: <br>
1187: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1188: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1189: <br>
1190: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1191: <br>
1192: </em>
1193: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1194: <br>
1195: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1196: <br>
1197: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1198: before you can call him a man?<br>
1199: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1200: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1201: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1202: before they are forever banned?<br>
1203: <br>
1204: The answer my friend<br>
1205: BSD 4.2<br>
1206: The answer<br>
1207: BSD 4.2<br>
1208: <br>
1209: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1210: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1211: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1212: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1213: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1214: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1215: <br>
1216: The answer my friend<br>
1217: BSD 4.2<br>
1218: The answer<br>
1219: BSD 4.2<br>
1220: <br>
1221: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1222: to share what is already ours?<br>
1223: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1224: To end up not getting far?<br>
1225: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1226: before we can hear every star?<br>
1227: <br>
1228: The answer my friend<br>
1229: BSD 4.2<br>
1230: The answer<br>
1231: BSD 4.2<br>
1232: <br>
1233: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1234: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1235: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1236: our future is made in the shade<br>
1237: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1238: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1239: <br>
1240: The answer my friend<br>
1241: BSD 4.2<br>
1242: The answer<br>
1243: BSD 4.2<br>
1244: <br>
1245: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1246: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1247: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1248: </td></tr></table>
1249: <p>
1250: <em>
1251: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1252: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1253: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1254: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1255: <br>
1256: <br>
1257: </em>
1258:
1259: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1260: <a name=48></a>
1261: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
1262: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
1263: </a></font></h2>
1264: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1265: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1266: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1267: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1268: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1269: this song.<br>
1270: <br>
1271: [Instrumental]<br>
1272: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1273: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1274: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1275: <br>
1276: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1277: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1278: <br>
1279: <br>
1280: <em>
1281: [Sorry, no commentary]
1282: <br>
1283: </em>
1284: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1285: <br>
1286: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1287: <br>
1288: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1289: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1290: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1291: </td></tr></table>
1292: <p>
1293: <em>
1294: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1295: <br>
1296: <br>
1297: </em>
1298:
1299: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1300: <a name=47></a>
1301: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
1302: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
1303: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1304: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1305: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1306: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1307: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1308: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1309: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1310: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1311: <br>
1312: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1313: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1314: <br>
1315: <br>
1316: <em>
1317: [Sorry, no commentary]
1318: <br>
1319: </em>
1320: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1321: <br>
1322: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1323: <br>
1324: Back when I was twenty<br>
1325: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1326: All that I believed in<br>
1327: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1328: <br>
1329: All I ever wanted<br>
1330: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1331: And all the criticizing<br>
1332: Was something I'd endure<br>
1333: <br>
1334: The changes that I've been through<br>
1335: And the trials along the way<br>
1336: The battle isn't over<br>
1337: And I'm living day by day<br>
1338: <br>
1339: But I'm still here<br>
1340: <br>
1341: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1342: But I'm just being me<br>
1343: With my filter I can hide<br>
1344: My true identity<br>
1345: <br>
1346: One day when I was flying<br>
1347: Across the open skies<br>
1348: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1349: Had been weakened over time<br>
1350: <br>
1351: The server room was burning up<br>
1352: And melting the array<br>
1353: A little breath of cold air<br>
1354: Was enough to save the day<br>
1355: <br>
1356: CHORUS:<br>
1357: But I'm still here<br>
1358: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1359: I'm still free<br>
1360: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1361: I'm still me<br>
1362: <br>
1363: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1364: <br>
1365: Now that I am older<br>
1366: And I've been around so long<br>
1367: The world is ever changing<br>
1368: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1369: <br>
1370: CHORUS:<br>
1371: <br>
1372: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1373: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1374: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1375: </td></tr></table>
1376: <p>
1377: <em>
1378: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1379: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1380: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
1381: <br>
1382: <br>
1383: </em>
1384:
1385: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1386: <a name=46></a>
1387: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1388: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1389: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1390: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1391: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1392: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1393: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1394: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1395: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1396: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1397: <br>
1398: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1399: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1400: <br>
1401: <br>
1402: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1403: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1404: <br>
1405: </em>
1406: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1407: <br>
1408: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1409: <br>
1410: Welcome to the future<br>
1411: One very rich man<br>
1412: runs the Earth with<br>
1413: one multinational<br>
1414: owns your stuff<br>
1415: and owns your birth<br>
1416: <br>
1417: Everyone is armless<br>
1418: Personal robots<br>
1419: Do it all for you<br>
1420: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1421: One channel TV<br>
1422: never gonna bore you<br>
1423: <br>
1424: CHORUS<br>
1425: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1426: or a way to die<br>
1427: while alive and a loser<br>
1428: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1429: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1430: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1431: <br>
1432: Everyone is happy<br>
1433: No more government<br>
1434: No more media<br>
1435: Only the Company<br>
1436: Entertains you<br>
1437: while it feeds you<br>
1438: <br>
1439: Soylent Green pap<br>
1440: Eating your friends while<br>
1441: shopping, buying<br>
1442: Stupid applications<br>
1443: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1444: <br>
1445: CHORUS<br>
1446: <br>
1447: Take me back<br>
1448: Take me back<br>
1449: Please<br>
1450: Take me back<br>
1451: <br>
1452: Way back in my time<br>
1453: Open source kept<br>
1454: everyone choosing<br>
1455: People knew the insides<br>
1456: Of devices they were using<br>
1457: <br>
1458: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1459: Now it's locked and<br>
1460: dumbed down so much<br>
1461: One button coma<br>
1462: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1463: <br>
1464: CHORUS<br>
1465: <br>
1466: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1467: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1468: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1469: </td></tr></table>
1470: <p>
1471: <em>
1472: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1473: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1474: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1475: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1476: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1477: <br>
1478: <br>
1479: </em>
1480:
1481: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1482: <a name=45></a>
1483: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1484: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1485: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1486: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1487: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1488: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1489: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1490: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1491: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1492: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1493: <br>
1494: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1495: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1496: <br>
1497: <br>
1498: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1499: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1500: <br>
1501: </em>
1502: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1503: <br>
1504: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1505: <br>
1506: I love to hate my PC<br>
1507: But now it's not so easy<br>
1508: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1509: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1510: <br>
1511: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1512: Intel's controlling you<br>
1513: And Microsoft is too<br>
1514: But this is nothing new<br>
1515: <br>
1516: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1517: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1518: Tangles and angles<br>
1519: In what could be straight forward<br>
1520: <br>
1521: Lost connections<br>
1522: Lost my mind<br>
1523: It's such a waste of time<br>
1524: <br>
1525: CHORUS<br>
1526: <br>
1527: Now on the motherboard<br>
1528: Where all my life is stored<br>
1529: Playing with garbage there<br>
1530: With rules so unfair<br>
1531: <br>
1532: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1533: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1534: Forcing us all to play<br>
1535: Our progress interrupted<br>
1536: <br>
1537: Lost connections<br>
1538: Lost my mind<br>
1539: It's such a waste of time<br>
1540: <br>
1541: CHORUS<br>
1542: <br>
1543: Yes I'm a user<br>
1544: And I'm not the only one<br>
1545: I'm not a loser<br>
1546: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1547: <br>
1548: And we will find it<br>
1549: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1550: Map our devices<br>
1551: And we know what it'll take<br>
1552: <br>
1553: Lost connections<br>
1554: Lost my mind<br>
1555: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1556: <br>
1557: (bridge)<br>
1558: On and on<br>
1559: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1560: All and all<br>
1561: We are one<br>
1562: Clean the dream<br>
1563: Gone wrong<br>
1564: We are Tron<br>
1565: On and on and on<br>
1566: <br>
1567: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1568: <br>
1569: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1570: <br>
1571: CHORUS<br>
1572: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1573: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1574: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1575: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1576: </td></tr></table>
1577: <p>
1578: <em>
1579: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1580: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1581: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1582: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1583: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1584: <br>
1585: <br>
1586: </em>
1587:
1588: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1589: <a name=44></a>
1590: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1591: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1592: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1593: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1594: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1595: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1596: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1597: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1598: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1599: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1600: <br>
1601: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1602: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1603: <br>
1604: <br>
1605: <em>
1606: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1607: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1608: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1609: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1610: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1611: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1612: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1613: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1614: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1615: probably not been read by enough people.
1616: <br>
1617: <br>
1618: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1619: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1620: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1621: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1622: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1623: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1624: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1625: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1626: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1627: <br>
1628: <br>
1629: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1630: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1631: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1632: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1633: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1634: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1635: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1636: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1637: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1638: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1639: <br>
1640: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1641: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1642: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1643: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1644: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1645: <br>
1646: <br>
1647: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1648: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1649: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1650: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1651: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1652: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1653: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1654: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1655: <br>
1656: <br>
1657: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1658: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1659: <br>
1660: </em>
1661: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1662: <br>
1663: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1664: <br>
1665: <center>
1666: <br>
1667: Source Wars<br>
1668: Episode IV<br>
1669: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1670: </center>
1671: <br>
1672: Not so very long ago<br>
1673: and not so far away<br>
1674: AT&T made system code<br>
1675: and gave some bits away<br>
1676: <br>
1677: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1678: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1679: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1680: for everyone on Earth<br>
1681: <br>
1682: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1683: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1684: And good old greed was back again<br>
1685: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1686: <br>
1687: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1688: sued BSDi from above<br>
1689: The code is free but<br>
1690: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1691: <br>
1692: The University came calling<br>
1693: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1694: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1695: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1696: <br>
1697: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1698: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1699: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1700: of BSD code all around<br>
1701: <br>
1702: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1703: of credit front to back<br>
1704: This broke the license USL<br>
1705: was using to attack<br>
1706: <br>
1707: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1708: and "settled" out of court<br>
1709: And UCB was big enough<br>
1710: to take it like a sport<br>
1711: <br>
1712: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1713: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1714: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1715: every book with proper dues<br>
1716: <br>
1717: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1718: apologetically<br>
1719: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1720: the same monopoly<br>
1721: <br>
1722: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1723: down if everybody saw<br>
1724: How greed became so big<br>
1725: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1726: <br>
1727: But only one community<br>
1728: the one that makes it tick<br>
1729: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1730: exposing hypocrites<br>
1731: <br>
1732: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1733: to tell the story right<br>
1734: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1735: and kept in shining light<br>
1736: <br>
1737: And may the source be with you<br>
1738: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1739: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1740: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1741: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1742: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1743: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1744: </td></tr></table>
1745: <p>
1746: <em>
1747: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1748: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1749: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1750: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1751: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1752: <br>
1753: <br>
1754: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1755:
1756: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1757: <a name=43></a>
1758: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1759: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1760: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1761: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1762: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1763: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1764: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1765: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1766: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1767: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1768: <br>
1769: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1770: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1771: <br>
1772: <br>
1773: <em>
1774: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1775: who is a lot like
1776: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1777: <br>
1778: <br>
1779: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1780: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1781: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1782: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1783: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1784: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1785: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1786: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1787: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1788: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1789: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1790: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1791: <br>
1792: <br>
1793: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1794: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1795: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1796: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1797: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1798: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1799: <br>
1800: <br>
1801: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1802: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1803: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1804: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1805: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1806: influence which he could use so falsely.
1807: <br>
1808: <br>
1809: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1810: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1811: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1812: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1813: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1814: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1815: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1816: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1817: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1818: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1819: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1820: <br>
1821: <br>
1822: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1823: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1824: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1825: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1826: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1827: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1828: <br>
1829: <br>
1830: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1831: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1832: follow their own stupid rules.
1833: </em>
1834: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1835: <br>
1836: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1837: <br>
1838:
1839: <br>
1840: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1841: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1842: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1843: Tempting harpies<br>
1844: 13 years of treachery<br>
1845: <br>
1846: <br>
1847: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1848: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1849: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1850: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1851: <br>
1852: <br>
1853: But something's wrong with them<br>
1854: They will not take our free wares<br>
1855: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1856: Why are you so scared?<br>
1857: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1858: <br>
1859: <br>
1860: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1861: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1862: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1863: There are many new laws"<br>
1864: <br>
1865: <br>
1.98 okan 1866: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1867: "Puffy!<br>
1868: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1869: <br>
1870: <br>
1871: "First rule one dictates<br>
1872: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1873: <br>
1874: <br>
1875: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1876: <br>
1877: <br>
1878: "And rule two dictates<br>
1879: You must give it to me<br>
1880: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1881: <br>
1882: <br>
1883: "The list goes on of course<br>
1884: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1885: <br>
1886: <br>
1887: "This is madness!<br>
1888: He has lost his mind!<br>
1889: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1890: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1891: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1892: <br>
1893: <br>
1894: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1895: <br>
1896: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1897: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1898: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1899: </td></tr></table>
1900: <p>
1901: <em>
1902: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1903: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1904: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1905: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1906: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1907: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1908: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1909: <br>
1910: <br>
1911: </em>
1912:
1913: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1914: <a name=42></a>
1915: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1916: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1917: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1918: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1919: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1920: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1921: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1922: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1923: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1924: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1925: <br>
1926: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1927: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1928: <br>
1929: <br>
1930: <em>
1931: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1932: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1933: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1934: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1935: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1936: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1937: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1938: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1939: away from the ideals very quickly.
1940: <p>
1.93 jmc 1941: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1942: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1943: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1944: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1945: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1946: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1947: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1948: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1949: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1950: <p>
1951: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1952: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1953: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1954: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1955: led to other issues.
1956: <p>
1957: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1958: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1959: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1960: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1961: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1962: <p>
1963: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1964: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1965: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1966: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1967: projects.
1968: <p>
1969: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1970: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1971: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1972: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1973: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1974: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1975: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1976: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1977: not for their agenda.
1978: <p>
1979: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1980: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1981: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1982: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1983: <p>
1984: </em>
1985: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1986: <br>
1987: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1988: <br>
1989: The starting line is nervous<br>
1990: we burst upon the course<br>
1991: Electric is our passion<br>
1992: An open hearted force<br>
1993: <br>
1994: The water's full of dangers<br>
1995: That interrupt the flow<br>
1996: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1997: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1998: <br>
1999: *Give and get back some<br>
2000: Sharing it all<br>
2001: Path we know best<br>
2002: we're having a ball<br>
2003: Opulent mission<br>
2004: Lost in our passion<br>
2005: You can still choose<br>
2006: If you don't swim to win<br>
2007: you'll never lose*<br>
2008: <br>
2009: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2010: <br>
2011: The window is a wall by now<br>
2012: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2013: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2014: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2015: <br>
2016: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2017: Flies too close to itself<br>
2018: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2019: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2020: <br>
2021: *CHORUS*<br>
2022: <br>
2023: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2024: <br>
2025: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2026: but this is not a race<br>
2027: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2028: for first or second place<br>
2029: <br>
2030: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2031: Were traded for real goals<br>
2032: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2033: For those with corporate souls<br>
2034: <br>
2035: *Give and get back some<br>
2036: Sharing it all<br>
2037: Path we know best<br>
2038: we're having a ball<br>
2039: Give and get zeros<br>
2040: Give and get ones<br>
2041: Given to you but<br>
2042: Not you to us<br>
2043: Opulent mission<br>
2044: Lost in our passion<br>
2045: You can still choose<br>
2046: If you don't swim to win<br>
2047: you'll never lose<br>
2048: You'll never lose*<br>
2049: <br>
2050: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2051: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2052: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2053: </td></tr></table>
2054: <p>
2055: <em>
2056: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2057: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2058: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 2059: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
2060: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2061: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2062: <br>
2063: <br>
2064: </em>
2065:
2066: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2067: <a name=41></a>
2068: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
2069: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
2070: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2071: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2072: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2073: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2074: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2075: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2076: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2077: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2078: <br>
2079: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2080: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2081: <br>
2082: <br>
2083: <em>
2084: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2085: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2086: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2087: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2088: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2089: device support.
2090: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2091: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2092: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2093: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2094: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2095: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2096: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2097: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2098: weird, or even buggy.
2099: <p>
2100: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2101: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2102: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2103: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2104: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2105: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2106: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2107: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2108: OpenBSD, either).
2109: <p>
2110: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2111: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2112: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2113: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2114: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2115: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2116: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2117: <p>
1.82 jsg 2118: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2119: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2120: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2121: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2122: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2123: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2124: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2125: would be fantastic by now.
2126: <p>
2127: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2128: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2129: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2130: </em>
2131: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2132: <br>
2133: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2134: <br>
2135: Here's an old story ...<br>
2136: <br>
2137: <br>
2138: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2139: We all know the details<br>
2140: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2141: some serious loot,<br>
2142: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2143: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2144: The little guy who<br>
2145: did the best with what he had<br>
2146: <br>
2147: <br>
2148: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2149: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2150: in moderation<br>
2151: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2152: <br>
2153: <br>
2154: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2155: never give him the password<br>
2156: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2157: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2158: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2159: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2160: So do the best with what you have<br>
2161: <br>
2162: <br>
2163: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2164: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2165: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2166: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2167: <br>
2168: <br>
2169: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2170: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2171: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2172: then made him better off dead<br>
2173: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2174: <br>
2175: <br>
2176: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2177: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2178: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2179: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2180: for each consecutive cut<br>
2181: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2182: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2183: <br>
2184: <br>
2185: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2186: it's where you dig the well<br>
2187: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2188: the little guy does right<br>
2189: <br>
2190: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2191: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2192: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2193: </td></tr></table>
2194: <p>
2195: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2196: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2197: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2198: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2199: <br>
2200: <br>
2201: </em>
2202:
2203: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 2204: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 2205: <h2><font color="#00b000">
2206: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 2207: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2208: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2209: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2210: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2211: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2212: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2213: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2214: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2215: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2216: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2217: <br>
2218: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2219: <br>
2220: <br>
2221: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2222: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2223: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2224: <p>
2225: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2226: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2227: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2228: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2229: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2230: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2231: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2232: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2233: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2234: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2235: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2236: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2237: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2238: </em>
2239: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2240: <br>
2241: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2242: Be Open<br>
2243: Be Vocal<br>
2244: Stay Open<br>
2245: Stay Vocal<br>
2246: <br>
2247: (repeat)<br>
2248: <br>
2249: OpenBSD<br>
2250: <br>
2251: Twice a year,<br>
2252: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2253: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2254: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2255: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2256: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2257: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2258: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2259: and a license application<br>
2260: is a fishybomination<br>
2261: and a random allocation<br>
2262: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2263: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2264: OK stop.<br>
2265: I get it.<br>
2266: Some asshole lied.<br>
2267: <br>
2268: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2269: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2270: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2271: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2272: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2273: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2274: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2275: OK stop.<br>
2276: I get it.<br>
2277: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
2278: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2279: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2280: I get it.<br>
2281: Where's my pencils?<br>
2282: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2283: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2284: Be Open<br>
2285: Be Vocal<br>
2286: Stay Open<br>
2287: Stay Vocal<br>
2288: <br>
2289: (repeat)<br>
2290: <br>
2291: Then he has another beer and<br>
2292: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2293: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2294: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2295: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2296: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2297: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2298: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2299: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2300: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2301: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2302: every time, every song!<br>
2303: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2304: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2305: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2306: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2307: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2308: <br>
2309: (beat boxin')<br>
2310: <br>
2311: <br>
2312: </td></tr></table>
2313: <p>
2314: <em>
2315: <br>
2316: </em>
2317:
2318: <hr>
2319: <a name=40></a>
2320: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
2321: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
2322: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2323: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2324: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2325: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2326: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2327: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2328: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2329: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2330: <br>
2331: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2332: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2333: <br>
2334: <br>
2335: <em>
2336: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2337: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2338: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2339: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2340: <br>
2341: <br>
2342: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2343: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2344: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2345: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2346: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2347: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2348: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2349: <br>
2350: <br>
2351: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2352: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2353: <br>
2354: <br>
2355: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2356: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2357: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2358: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2359: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2360: <br>
2361: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2362: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2363: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2364: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2365: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2366: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2367: <br>
2368: <br>
2369: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2370: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2371: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2372: other developers.
2373: </em>
2374: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2375: <br>
2376: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2377: <br>
2378: <br>
2379: <br>
2380: Humppa negala<br>
2381: Humppa negala<br>
2382: Humppa negala<br>
2383: Venismechah<br>
2384: <br>
2385: Humppa negala<br>
2386: Humppa negala<br>
2387: Humppa negala<br>
2388: Venismechah<br>
2389: <br>
2390: Humppa neranenah<br>
2391: Humppa neranenah<br>
2392: Humppa neranenah<br>
2393: Venismechah<br>
2394: <br>
2395: Humppa neranenah<br>
2396: Humppa neranenah<br>
2397: Humppa neranenah<br>
2398: Venismechah<br>
2399: <br>
2400: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2401: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2402: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2403: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2404: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2405: uru achim!<br>
2406: uru achim!<br>
2407: OpenBSD!<br>
2408: <br>
2409: <br>
2410: (circus torture)<br>
2411: <br>
2412: <br>
2413: Humppa negala<br>
2414: Humppa negala<br>
2415: Humppa negala<br>
2416: Venismechah<br>
2417: <br>
2418: Humppa negala<br>
2419: Humppa negala<br>
2420: Humppa negala<br>
2421: Venismechah<br>
2422: <br>
2423: Humppa neranenah<br>
2424: Humppa neranenah<br>
2425: Humppa neranenah<br>
2426: Venismechah<br>
2427: <br>
2428: Humppa neranenah<br>
2429: Humppa neranenah<br>
2430: Humppa neranenah<br>
2431: Venismechah<br>
2432: <br>
2433: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2434: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2435: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2436: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2437: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2438: uru achim!<br>
2439: uru achim!<br>
2440: OpenBSD!<br>
2441: <br>
2442: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2443: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2444: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2445: </td></tr></table>
2446: <p>
2447: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2448: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2449: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2450: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2451: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2452: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2453: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2454: <br>
2455: <br>
2456: </em>
2457:
2458: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2459: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2460: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2461: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2462: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2463: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2464: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2465: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2466: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2467: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2468: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2469: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2470: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2471: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2472: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2473: <br>
2474: <br>
2475: <em>
2476: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2477: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2478: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2479: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2480: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2481: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2482: <br>
2483: <br>
2484: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2485: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2486: <br>
2487: <br>
2488: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2489: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2490: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2491: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2492: <br>
2493: <br>
2494: <ul>
2495: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2496: at any time.<br>
2497: <br>
2498: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2499: <br>
2500: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2501: <br>
2502: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2503: <br>
2504: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2505: <br>
2506: <li>
2507: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2508: less portable.<br>
2509: <br>
2510: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2511: </ul>
2512: <br>
2513: <br>
2514: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2515: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2516: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2517: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2518: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2519: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2520: </em>
2521: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2522: <br>
2523: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2524: <br><br><br>
2525: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2526: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2527: there was nothin' shady<br>
2528: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2529: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2530: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2531: <br>
2532: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2533: blah blah blah<br>
2534: Blah!<br>
2535: <br>
2536: <br>
2537: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2538: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2539: <br>
2540: <br>
2541: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2542: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2543: with a drop of goo<br>
2544: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2545: But by the time he graduated<br>
2546: Blob was business slime!<br>
2547: <br>
2548: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2549: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2550: blah blah<br>
2551: <br>
2552: <br>
2553: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2554: <br>
2555: <br>
2556: Now everybody had it<br>
2557: they was drivin' around<br>
2558: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2559: for convenience now<br>
2560: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2561: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2562: <br>
2563: <br>
2564: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2565: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2566: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2567: blah blah<br>
2568: <br>
2569: <br>
2570: It's linkin' time!<br>
2571: <br>
2572: <br>
2573: Now it was out of control<br>
2574: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2575: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2576: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2577: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2578: <br>
2579: <br>
2580: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2581: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2582: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2583: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2584: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2585: <br>
2586: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2587: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2588: And he battled the Blob<br>
2589: who had crossed the line<br>
2590: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2591: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2592: <br>
2593: <br>
2594: But it was too late!<br>
2595: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2596: He wants your video!<br>
2597: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2598: He wants your drive!<br>
2599: He wants it all!!<br>
2600: <br>
2601: <br>
2602: Somebody help us!<br>
2603: Noooooooo!<br>
2604: NVIDIA!<br>
2605: Intel!<br>
2606: Atheros!<br>
2607: 3-Ware!<br>
2608: VIA!<br>
2609: ATI!<br>
2610: Broadcom!<br>
2611: TI!<br>
2612: Myricom!<br>
2613: HighPoint!<br>
2614: Adaptec!<br>
2615: Mylex!<br>
2616: ICP Vortex!<br>
2617: and IBM!<br>
2618: Takin' over the world!<br>
2619: <br>
2620: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2621: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2622: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2623: </td></tr></table>
2624: <p>
2625: <em>
2626: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2627: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2628: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2629: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2630: Theo de Raadt.
2631: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2632: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2633: Drums by Jim Buick.
2634: <br>
2635: <br>
2636: </em>
2637:
2638: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2639: <a name=38></a>
2640: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2641: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2642: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2643: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2644: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2645: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2646: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2647: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2648: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2649: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2650: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2651: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2652: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2653: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2654: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2655: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2656: <br>
2657: <br>
2658: <em>
2659: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2660: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2661: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2662: their devices.
2663: <p>
2664: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2665: for the
1.70 steven 2666: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2667: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2668: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2669: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2670: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2671: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2672: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2673: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2674: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2675: <p>
2676: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2677: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2678: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2679: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2680: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2681: "quality" to show its head.
2682: <p>
2683: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2684: <br>
2685: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2686: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2687: <li>Repair
2688: </ul>
2689: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2690: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2691: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2692: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2693: <p>
2694: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2695: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2696: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2697: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2698: <p>
2699: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2700: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2701: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2702: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2703: <p>
2704: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2705: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2706: the AMI controllers.
2707: <p>
2708: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2709: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2710: basic RAID management:
2711: <ul>
2712: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2713: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2714: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2715: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2716: </ul>
2717: <p>
2718: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2719: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2720: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2721: <p>
2722: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2723: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2724: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2725: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2726: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2727: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2728: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2729: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 2730: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2731: controllers.
2732: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2733: would not get documentation, either.
2734: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2735: look saintly.
2736: <p>
2737: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2738: in OpenBSD, please buy
2739: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2740: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2741: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2742: will just work</a>.
2743: <p>
2744: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2745: <br>
2746: </em>
2747: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2748: <br>
2749: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2750: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2751: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2752: <br>
2753: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2754: <br>
2755: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2756: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2757: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2758: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2759: <br>
2760: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2761: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2762: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2763: <br>
2764: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2765: <br>
2766: <br>
2767: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2768: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2769: <br>
2770: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2771: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2772: <br>
2773: <br>
2774: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2775: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2776: <br>
2777: <br>
2778: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2779: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2780: <br>
2781: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2782: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2783: <br>
2784: <br>
2785: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2786: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2787: <br>
2788: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2789: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2790: <br>
2791: <br>
2792: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2793: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2794: there before him
2795: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2796: secure operating system,
2797: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2798: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2799: <br>
2800: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2801: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2802: <br>
2803: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2804: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2805: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2806: </td></tr></table>
2807: <p>
2808: <em>
2809: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2810: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2811: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2812: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2813: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2814: <br>
2815: <br>
2816: </em>
2817:
2818: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2819: <a name=37></a>
2820: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2821: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2822: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2823: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2824: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2825: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2826: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2827: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2828: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2829: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2830: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2831: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2832: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2833: <br>
2834: <br>
2835: <em>
2836: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2837: good device support.<br>
2838: <br>
2839: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2840: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2841: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2842: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2843: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2844: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2845: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2846: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2847: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2848: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2849: <br>
2850: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2851: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2852: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2853: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2854: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2855: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2856: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2857: <br>
2858: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2859: <br>
2860: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2861: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2862: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2863: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2864: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2865: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2866: <br>
2867:
2868: Want to help us? Avoid
2869: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
2870: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2871: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 2872: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2873: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2874: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 2875: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2876: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2877: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2878: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2879: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
2880: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2881: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2882: <br>
2883: <br>
2884: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2885: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2886: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2887: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2888: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2889: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2890: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2891: development information for all, but are even going further and
2892: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2893: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2894: <br>
2895: </em>
2896: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2897: <br>
2898: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2899: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2900: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2901: send out the alarm<br>
2902: and the shit storm flies<br>
2903: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2904: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2905: twisting up a ride<br>
2906: to the land of OS<br>
2907: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2908: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2909: The open slippers red are<br>
2910: Hers to take<br>
2911: <br>
1.53 otto 2912: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2913: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2914: <br>
2915: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2916: To get yourself back home<br>
2917: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2918: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2919: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2920: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2921: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2922: You'll never lose<br>
2923: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2924: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2925: lazy and insane<br>
2926: but they sang OK<br>
2927: <br>
1.53 otto 2928: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2929: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2930: <br>
2931: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2932: The city glows<br>
2933: It's positively green<br>
2934: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2935: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2936: <br>
2937: Go to the west<br>
2938: You must pass the test<br>
2939: For me<br>
2940: Bring me the ride<br>
2941: of the witch I despise<br>
2942: And you'll be free<br>
2943: <br>
2944: You don't need the broom<br>
2945: You don't need the shoes<br>
2946: You don't need the wiz<br>
2947: You will never lose<br>
2948: You have all you need<br>
2949: You always had heart<br>
2950: You always had courage<br>
2951: Did somebody fart?<br>
2952: You always had brains<br>
2953: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2954: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2955: But you've got some balls<br>
2956: So double click heels<br>
2957: and work with Taiwan<br>
2958: And speak to your doggie<br>
2959: You're already gone....<br>
2960: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2961: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2962: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2963: </td></tr></table>
2964: <p>
2965: <em>
2966: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2967: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2968: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2969: Semaka,
2970: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2971: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2972: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2973: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2974: <br>
2975: <br>
2976: </em>
2977:
2978: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2979: <a name=36></a>
2980: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2981: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2982: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2983: <tr>
2984: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2985: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2986: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2987: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2988: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2989: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2990: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2991: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2992: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2993: <br>
2994: <br>
2995: <em>
2996: What is up with some free software providers?!
2997: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2998: <p>
2999: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3000: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3001: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3002: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3003: going to remember them in the end.
3004: <p>
3005: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3006: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3007: offerings in the last few years:
3008: <ul>
3009: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3010: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3011: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3012: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3013: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3014: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3015: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3016: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3017: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3018: <p>
3019: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3020: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3021: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3022: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3023: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3024: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3025: <p>
3026: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3027: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3028: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3029: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3030: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3031: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3032: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3033: </ul>
3034: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3035: others who will follow them:
3036: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3037: replace it.
3038: <br>
3039: </em>
3040: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3041: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3042: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3043: <br>
3044: <br>
3045: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3046: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3047: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3048: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3049: <p>
3050: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3051: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3052: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3053: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3054: <p>
3055: <br>
3056: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3057: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3058: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3059: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3060: <p>
3061: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3062: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3063: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3064: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3065: <p>
3066: <br>
3067: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3068: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3069: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3070: So he fought the fight<br>
3071: and he set things right<br>
3072: With his OpenBSD<br>
3073: <p>
3074: <br>
3075: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3076: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3077: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3078: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3079: <p>
3080: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3081: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3082: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3083: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3084: <p>
3085: <br>
3086: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3087: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3088: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3089: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3090: <p>
3091: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3092: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3093: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3094: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3095: <p>
3096: <br>
3097: CHORUS<br>
3098: <p>
3099: <br>
3100: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3101: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3102: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3103: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3104: <p>
3105: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3106: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3107: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3108: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3109: <p>
3110: <br>
3111: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3112: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3113: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3114: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3115: <p>
3116: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3117: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3118: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3119: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3120: <p>
3121: <br>
3122: CHORUS<br>
3123: <br>
3124: <p>
3125: That's right!<br>
3126: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3127: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3128: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3129: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3130: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3131: </td></tr></table>
3132: <p>
3133: <em>
3134: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3135: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3136: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3137: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3138: <br>
3139: <br>
3140: </em>
3141:
3142: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3143: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 3144: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
3145: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 3146: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3147: <tr>
3148: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3149: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3150: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3151: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3152: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3153: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3154: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3155: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3156: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3157: <br>
3158: <br>
3159: <em>
3160: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3161: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3162: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3163: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3164: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3165: <p>
3166: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
3167: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
3168: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3169: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3170: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3171: sessions. Our
3172: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
3173: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3174: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3175: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3176: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3177: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3178: <p>
3179: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3180: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3181: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3182: Redundancy Protocol); on
3183: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3184: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3185: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3186: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3187: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3188: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3189: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3190: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3191: There was much deliberation</a>
3192: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3193: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3194: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3195: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3196: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3197: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3198: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3199: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3200: eh?
3201: <p>
3202: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3203: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3204: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3205: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3206: claim patent rights.
3207: <p>
3208: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3209: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3210: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3211: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3212: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3213: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3214: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3215: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3216: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3217: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3218: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3219: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3220: <p>
3221: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3222: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3223: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3224: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3225: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3226: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3227: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3228: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3229: like all others, except against the community.
3230: <p>
3231: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3232: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3233: <p>
3234: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3235: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3236: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3237: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3238: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3239: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3240: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3241: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3242: it to use cryptography.
3243: <p>
3244: The combination of
3245: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3246: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3247: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
3248: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3249: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3250: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3251: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3252: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3253: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3254: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3255: <p>
3256: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3257: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3258: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3259: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3260: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3261: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3262: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3263: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3264: <p>
3265: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3266: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3267: <br>
3268: </em>
3269: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3270: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3271: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3272: <br>
3273: <br>
3274: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3275: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3276: <br>
3277: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3278: A what?
3279: <br>
3280: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3281: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3282: <br>
3283: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3284: Well, it's free isn't it?
3285: <br>
3286: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3287: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3288: <br>
3289: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3290: What?
3291: <br>
3292: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3293: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3294: <br>
3295: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3296: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3297: <br>
3298: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3299: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3300: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3301: <br>
3302: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3303: You must be a looney.
3304: <br>
3305: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3306: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3307: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3308: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3309: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3310: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3311: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3312: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3313: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3314: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3315: <br>
3316: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3317: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3318: <br>
3319: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3320: Yes.
3321: <br>
3322: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3323: For a free redundancy protocol?
3324: <br>
3325: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3326: Yes.
3327: <br>
3328: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3329: You are a looney.
3330: <br>
3331: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3332: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3333: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3334: VRRP.
3335: <br>
3336: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3337: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3338: <br>
3339: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3340: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3341: <br>
3342: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3343: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3344: <br>
3345: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3346: Yes there is!
3347: <br>
3348: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3349: Isn't!
3350: <br>
3351: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3352: Is!
3353: <br>
3354: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3355: Isn't!
3356: <br>
3357: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3358: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3359: <br>
3360: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3361: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3362: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3363: <br>
3364: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3365: The man didn't have the right form.
3366: <br>
3367: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3368: What man?
3369: <br>
3370: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3371: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3372: <br>
3373: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3374: The looney detector van, you mean.
3375: <br>
3376: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3377: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3378: <br>
3379: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3380: What redundancy detector van?
3381: <br>
3382: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3383: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3384: <br>
3385: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3386: Cizzz-coeee?
3387: <br>
3388: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3389: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3390: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3391: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3392: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3393: <br>
3394: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3395: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3396: <br>
3397: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3398: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3399: <br>
3400: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3401: What PIX?
3402: <br>
3403: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3404: The PIX I'm replacing!
3405: <br>
3406: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3407: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3408: license it?
3409: <br>
3410: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3411: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3412: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3413: <br>
3414: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3415: No they didn't!
3416: <br>
3417: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3418: Did!
3419: <br>
3420: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3421: Didn't!
3422: <br>
3423: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3424: Did, did, did and did!
3425: <br>
3426: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3427: Oh, all right.
3428: <br>
3429: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3430: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3431: license?
3432: <br>
3433: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3434: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3435: <br>
3436: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3437: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3438: <br>
3439: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3440: A license?
3441: <br>
3442: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3443: Yes.
3444: <br>
3445: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3446: For your firewall?
3447: <br>
3448: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3449: No.
3450: <br>
3451: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3452: No?
3453: <br>
3454: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3455: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3456: <br>
3457: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3458: You're off your chump.
3459: <br>
3460: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3461: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3462: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3463: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3464: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3465: <br>
3466: <br>
3467: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3468: <br>
3469: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3470: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3471: But standard it<br>
3472: needs to be free<br>
3473: vis a vis<br>
3474: the IETF<br>
3475: you see?<br>
3476: <br>
3477: But can VRRP<br>
3478: be said to be<br>
3479: or not to be<br>
3480: a standard, see,<br>
3481: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3482: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3483: <br>
3484: Singing...<br>
3485: <br>
3486: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3487: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3488: O P E N B S D<br>
3489: CARP is free<br>
3490: <br>
3491: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3492: let through IETF to mean<br>
3493: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3494: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3495: <br>
3496: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3497: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3498: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3499: <br>
3500: 1 1 2,<br>
3501: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3502: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3503: <br>
3504: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3505: bisected accidentally,<br>
3506: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3507: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3508: <br>
3509: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3510: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3511: <br>
3512: The End<br>
3513: <br>
3514: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3515: <br>
3516: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3517: <br>
3518: Geddy must be free.<br>
3519: <br>
3520: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3521: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3522: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3523: </td></tr></table>
3524: <p>
3525: <em>
3526: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3527: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3528: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3529: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3530: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3531: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3532: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3533: <br>
3534: <br>
3535: </em>
3536:
3537: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3538: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3539: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3540: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3541: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3542: <tr>
3543: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3544: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3545: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3546: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3547: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3548: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3549: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3550: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3551: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3552: <br>
3553: <br>
3554: <em>
3555: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3556: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3557: forces of the draconian government!
3558: <p>
3559: <br>
3560: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3561: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3562: of recent happenings.
3563: <p>
3564: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3565: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3566: security research and development .. on things that
3567: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3568: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3569: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3570: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3571: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3572: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3573: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3574: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3575: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3576: <p>
3577: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3578: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3579: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3580: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3581: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3582: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3583: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3584: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3585: theft of oil.
3586: <p>
3587: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3588: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3589: <p>
3590: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3591: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3592: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3593: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3594: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3595: the project."
3596: <p>
3597: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3598: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3599: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3600: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3601: <p>
3602: Since the termination came near natural contract
3603: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3604: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3605: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3606: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3607: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3608: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3609: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3610: <p>
3611: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3612: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3613: of Robin Hood.
3614: </em>
3615: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3616: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3617: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3618: <br>
3619: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3620: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3621: He had found the crusades<br>
3622: were an endless charade<br>
3623: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3624: <br>
3625: <br>
3626: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3627: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3628: Clever chums they did find<br>
3629: other fish of their kind<br>
3630: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3631: <br>
3632: <br>
3633: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3634: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3635: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3636: for to share online<br>
3637: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3638: <br>
3639: <br>
3640: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3641: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3642: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3643: to the teaming schools<br>
3644: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3645: <br>
3646: <br>
3647: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3648: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3649: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3650: So raise up your glass and<br>
3651: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3652: Fish for never running<br>
3653: and making something good!<br>
3654: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3655: <br>
3656: <br>
3657: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3658: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3659: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3660: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3661: Think he's a hero?<br>
3662: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3663: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3664: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3665: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3666: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3667: or we take away your worms too<br>
3668: <br>
3669: <br>
3670: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3671: Put on your glasses<br>
3672: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3673: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3674: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3675: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3676: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3677: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3678: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3679: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3680: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3681: <br>
3682: <br>
3683: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3684: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3685: And took back all the booty<br>
3686: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3687: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3688: <br>
3689: <br>
3690: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3691: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3692: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3693: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3694: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3695: <br>
3696: <br>
3697: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3698: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3699: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3700: So raise up your glass and<br>
3701: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3702: Fish for never running<br>
3703: and making something good!<br>
3704: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3705: <br>
3706:
3707: <br>
3708: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3709: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3710: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3711: </td></tr></table>
3712: <p>
3713: <em>
3714: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3715: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3716: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3717: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3718: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3719: <br>
3720: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3721: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3722: <br>
3723: </em>
3724:
1.23 jose 3725: <br>
3726: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3727: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3728: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3729: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3730: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3731: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3732: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3733: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3734: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3735: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3736: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3737: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3738: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3739: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3740: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3741: <br>
3742: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3743: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3744: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3745: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3746: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3747: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3748: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3749: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3750: III processors. We want documentation, because
3751: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3752: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3753: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3754: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3755: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3756: mode.<br>
3757: <br>
3758: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3759: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3760: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3761: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3762: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3763: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3764: Black was the protocol<br>
3765: <p>
3766: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3767: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3768: Then from the ocean came<br>
3769: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3770: <br>
3771: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3772: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3773: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3774: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3775: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3776: <p>
3777: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3778: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3779: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3780: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3781: <p>
3782: And there he found<br>
3783: His destiny<br>
3784: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3785: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3786: <p>
3787: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3788: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3789: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3790: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3791: <p>
3792: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3793: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3794: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3795: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3796: <p>
3797: Broke down the guard<br>
3798: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3799: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3800: All alone and only bones<br>
3801: <p>
3802: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3803: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3804: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3805: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3806: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3807: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3808: </td></tr></table>
3809: <p>
3810: <em>
3811: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3812: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3813: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3814: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3815: </em>
3816:
3817: <br>
3818: <hr>
1.9 millert 3819: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3820: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3821: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3822: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3823: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3824: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3825: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3826: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3827: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3828: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3829: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3830: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3831: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3832: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3833: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3834: Goldflipper<br>
3835: With golden skin<br>
3836: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3837: He's the machine<br>
3838: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3839: <p>
3840: And the fish<br>
3841: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3842: And the cat<br>
3843: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3844: <p>
3845: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3846: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3847: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3848: <p>
3849: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3850: <p>
1.9 millert 3851: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3852: catch the spikey one<br>
3853: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3854: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3855: <p>
1.9 millert 3856: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3857: and without a gun<br>
3858: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3859: <p>
1.9 millert 3860: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3861: such a sexy catch<br>
3862: Is she spying on him or<br>
3863: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3864: <p>
1.9 millert 3865: Oh double seven<br>
3866: Send me to Heaven<br>
3867: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3868: <p>
1.9 millert 3869: The women are fond<br>
3870: She knows what to do<br>
3871: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3872: <p>
1.9 millert 3873: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3874: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3875: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3876: <br>
3877: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3878: <p>
3879: <em>
1.9 millert 3880: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3881: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3882: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3883: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3884: </em>
3885:
3886: <br>
3887: <hr>
1.3 ian 3888: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3889: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3890: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3891: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3892: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3893: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3894: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3895: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3896: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3897: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3898: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3899: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3900: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3901: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3902: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3903: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3904: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3905: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3906: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3907: <p>
3908: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3909: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3910: <p>
3911: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3912: Über tragic<br>
3913: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3914: <p>
3915: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3916: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3917: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3918: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3919: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3920: <p>
3921: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3922: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3923: <p>
3924: Chorus
3925: <p>
3926: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3927: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3928: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3929: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3930: <p>
3931: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3932: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3933: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3934: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3935: <p>
3936: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3937: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3938: <p>
3939: <em>
1.3 ian 3940: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3941: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3942: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3943: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3944: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3945: </em>
3946:
1.8 millert 3947: <br>
3948: <hr>
1.9 millert 3949: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3950: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3951: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3952: <p>
3953: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3954: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3955: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3956: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3957: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3958: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3959: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3960: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3961: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3962: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3963: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3964: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3965: <br>
3966: <br>
1.9 millert 3967: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3968: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3969: <p>
1.9 millert 3970: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3971: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3972: <p>
1.9 millert 3973: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3974: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3975: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3976: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3977: <p>
1.9 millert 3978: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3979: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3980: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3981: I'm secure by default<br>
3982: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3983: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3984: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3985: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3986: </td></tr></table>
3987: <p>
1.8 millert 3988: <em>
1.9 millert 3989: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3990: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3991: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3992: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3993: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3994: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3995:
1.1 deraadt 3996: </body>
3997: </html>
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