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! 15: <i><font color="#0000ff">Open</font></i><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
! 16: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
! 17: <hr>
! 18: </h2>
1.100 deraadt 19:
20: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
21: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 22: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
23: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
24: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 25: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.165 deraadt 26: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song.
1.1 deraadt 27:
1.20 deraadt 28: <p>
1.71 deraadt 29: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
30: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 31: <td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 32: <a href="#59a">5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
33:
34: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 35: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
36: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
37:
1.159 deraadt 38: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
39: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 40: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 41: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 42: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 43: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 44: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 45: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 46: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 47: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157 deraadt 48:
49: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 50: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 51: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 52: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
53: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
54: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 55: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
56: <br>
57: </td><td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 58: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 59: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 60: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 61: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 62: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 63: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 64: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 65: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
66: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
67: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
68: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
69: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 70: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 71: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 72: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 73: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
74: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 75: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 76: <br>
1.150 deraadt 77: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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1.71 deraadt 79: </a>
1.150 deraadt 80: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 81: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
82: </a>
83: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
84: <p>
85: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 86: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157 deraadt 87: and
1.150 deraadt 88: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 89: <p>
90: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
1.165 deraadt 91: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") and others.
1.126 deraadt 92: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
93: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
94: <br clear=all>
95: <p>
1.165 deraadt 96:
97: <hr>
98: <a name=59></a>
99: <a name=59a></a>
100: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
101: 5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a></font></h2>
102: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
103: <tr>
104: <td valign="top">
105: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
106: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
107: <br>
108: 4:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
109: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
110: <br>
111: </td><td valign=top>
112: No lyrics.<br>
113: </td><td valign=top align=right>
114: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
115: </td></tr></table>
116: <em>
117: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
118: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
119: </em>
120: <br>
121:
122: <hr>
123: <a name=59b></a>
124: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
125: 5.9: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a></font></h2>
126: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
127: <tr>
128: <td valign="top">
129: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
130: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
131: <br>
132: 3:46 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
133: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
134: <br>
135: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
136: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
137: </td><td valign=top>
138: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
139: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
140: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
141: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
142: <p>
143: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
144: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
145: <p>
146: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
147: Über tragic<br>
148: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
149: <p>
150: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
151: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
152: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
153: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
154: <p>
155: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
156: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
157: <p>
158: Chorus
159: <p>
160: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
161: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
162: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
163: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
164: <p>
165: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
166: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
167: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
168: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
169: <p>
170: Chorus<br>
171: </td><td valign=top align=right>
172: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
173: </td></tr></table>
174: <p>
175: <em>
176: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
177: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
178: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
179: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
180: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
181: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
182: </em>
183: <br>
1.158 deraadt 184:
185: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 186: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 187: <a name=58a></a>
188: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
189: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
190: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
191: <tr>
192: <td valign="top">
193: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
194: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
195: <br>
196: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
197: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
198: <br>
199: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
200: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
201: <p>
202: <em>
203: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164 tj 204: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
205: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 206: <br>
207: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
208: ~322,000 commits<br>
209: ~44 commits/day average<br>
210: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
211: </em>
212: </td><td valign=top>
213: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
214: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
215: Made commits to many a file<br>
216: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
217: <br>
218: Take a moment to view<br>
219: The source of all this code<br>
220: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
221: <br>
222: We're the openssh repository<br>
223: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
224: The openntpd repository<br>
225: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
226: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
227: The libressl repo too<br>
228: <br>
229: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
230: Re-used far and wide<br>
231: The license is so liberal<br>
232: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
233: We'd love for you to code...<br>
234: <br>
235: I don't really want to have to go<br>
236: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
237: The coder will commit the code<br>
238: That he wants all of you to load<br>
239: <br>
240: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
241: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
242: <br>
243: B... S... D...<br>
244: </td><td valign=top align=right>
245: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
246: </td></tr></table>
247: <p>
248: <em>
249: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
250: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
251: </em>
252: <br>
253:
254: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 255: <a name=58b></a>
256: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
257: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
258: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
259: <tr>
260: <td valign="top">
261: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
262: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
263: <br>
264: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
265: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
266: <br>
267: </td><td valign=top>
268: No lyrics.<br>
269: </td><td valign=top align=right>
270: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
271: </td></tr></table>
272: <em>
273: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
274: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
275: </em>
276: <br>
1.152 deraadt 277:
278: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 279: <a name=58c></a>
280: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
281: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
282: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
283: <tr>
284: <td valign="top">
285: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
286: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
287: <br>
288: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
289: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
290: <br>
291: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
292: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
293: </td><td valign=top>
294: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
295: <br>
296: With every release,<br>
297: Puffy becomes better,<br>
298: a little better all the time.<br>
299: <br>
300: With every release,<br>
301: Puffy becomes better,<br>
302: so much better all the time.<br>
303: <br>
304: Let's count in sys:<br>
305: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
306: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
307: <br>
308: With every release,<br>
309: Puffy becomes better,<br>
310: really better all the time.<br>
311: <br>
312: Let's count in log:<br>
313: 314544 commits from developers<br>
314: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
315: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
316: <br>
317: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
318: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
319: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
320: <br>
321: With every release,<br>
322: Puffy becomes better,<br>
323: so much better all the time.<br>
324: <br>
325: With every release,<br>
326: Puffy becomes better,<br>
327: so much better all the time.<br>
328: <br>
329: With every release,<br>
330: Puffy becomes better.<br>
331: <br>
332: With every release,<br>
333: Puffy becomes better,<br>
334: so much better all the time.<br>
335: </td><td valign=top align=right>
336: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
337: </td></tr></table>
338: <p>
339: <em>
340: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
341: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
342: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
343: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 344: </em>
345: <br>
346:
347: <hr>
348: <a name=58d></a>
349: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
350: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
351: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
352: <tr>
353: <td valign="top">
354: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
355: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
356: <br>
357: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
358: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
359: <br>
360: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
361: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
362: <br>
363: </td><td valign=top>
364: I read the news today oh boy<br>
365: About a silly man who made a change<br>
366: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
367: Well I just had to laugh<br>
368: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
369: <br>
370: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
371: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
372: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
373: They'd seen such code before<br>
374: Everyone was really sure<br>
375: It was from 1984..<br>
376: <br>
377: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
378: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
379: And though the code was rather gross<br>
380: They held their nose and dove.<br>
381: Having read the code..<br>
382: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
383: <br>
384: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
385: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
386: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
387: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
388: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
389: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
390: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
391: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
392: <br>
393: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
394: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
395: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
396: <br>
397: I read the news today oh boy<br>
398: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
399: And though the holes were rather small<br>
400: They embargoed them all<br>
401: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
402: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
403: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
404: </td><td valign=top align=right>
405: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
406: </td></tr></table>
407: <p>
408: <em>
409: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
410: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
411: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
412: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
413: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
414: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
415: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
416: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
417: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
418: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
419: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
420: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
421: <br>
422: <br>
423: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
424: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 425: </em>
426: <br>
427:
428: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 429: <a name=57></a>
430: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
431: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
432: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
433: <tr>
434: <td valign="top">
435: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
436: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
437: <br>
1.153 deraadt 438: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
439: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 440: <br>
441: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
442: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
443: </td><td valign=top>
444: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
445: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 446: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
447: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 448: <br>
1.154 deraadt 449: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
450: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 451: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 452: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 453: <br>
454: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 455: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 456: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 457: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 458: <br>
459: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 460: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 461: I'm a Source Fish<br>
462: I'm a Source Fish<br>
463: <br>
1.154 deraadt 464: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 465: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 466: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
467: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 468: <br>
1.154 deraadt 469: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 470: I'm a Source Fish<br>
471: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 472: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 473: <br>
1.154 deraadt 474: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
475: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 476: <br>
477: Instrumental<br>
478: <br>
1.154 deraadt 479: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
480: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
481: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
482: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
483: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
484: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
485: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
486: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 487: </td><td valign=top align=right>
488: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
489: </td></tr></table>
490: <p>
491: <em>
492: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
493: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
494: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
495: </em>
496: <br>
1.126 deraadt 497:
498: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 499: <a name=56></a>
500: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
501: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
502: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
503: <tr>
504: <td valign="top">
505: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
506: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
507: <br>
508: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
509: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
510: <br>
511: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
512: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
513: </td><td valign=top>
514: No lyrics.<br>
515: </td><td valign=top align=right>
516: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
517: </td></tr></table>
518: <p>
519: <em>
520: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
521: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
522: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
523: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
524: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
525: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
526: LibreSSL was released.
527: <p>
528: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
529: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
530: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
531: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
532: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
533: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
534: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
535: <p>
1.149 deraadt 536: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 537: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
538: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
539: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
540: than just posture?
541: </em>
542: <p>
543: <em>
544: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
545: by Jonathan Lewis.
546: </em>
547: <br>
548:
549: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 550: <a name=55></a>
551: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
552: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
553: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
554: <tr>
555: <td valign="top">
556: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
557: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
558: <br>
559: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
560: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
561: <br>
562: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
563: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
564: </td><td valign=top>
565: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
566: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
567: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
568: <br>
569: <br>
1.145 deraadt 570: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 571: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
572: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
573: <br>
574: <br>
575: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
576: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
577: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
578: <br>
579: <br>
1.145 deraadt 580: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 581: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
582: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
583: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
584: No bad hacks in time.<br>
585: <br>
586: <br>
587: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
588: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
589: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 590: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 591: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
592: </td></tr></table>
593: <em>
594: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
595: back to 1901. This is known as the
596: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
597: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
598: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
599: <p>
1.146 guenther 600: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 601: solve this.
1.146 guenther 602: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
603: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
604: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
605: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
606: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 607: <p>
608: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 609: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 610: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
611: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
612: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
613: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
614: <p>
615: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
616: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
617: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
618: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
619: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
620: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
621: <p>
622: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
623: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 624: </em>
1.144 deraadt 625: <p>
626: <em>
627: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
628: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
629: </em>
630: <br>
631:
632: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 633: <a name=54></a>
634: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
635: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
636: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
637: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 638: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 639: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
640: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
641: <br>
642: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
643: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
644: <br>
645: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 646: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 647: <br>
648: <br>
649: <em>
650: do { to loop<br>
651: at least one time<br>
652: <br>
653: regexp,<br>
654: to match a chunk of text<br>
655: <br>
656: main, the name,<br>
657: by which I'm called<br>
658: <br>
659: for,<br>
660: another kind of loop<br>
661: <br>
662: sem,<br>
663: a way to block a thread<br>
664: <br>
665: log<br>
666: a func to follow sem<br>
667: <br>
668: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 669: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 670: <br>
671: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
672: <br>
673: </em>
674: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
675: <br>
1.144 deraadt 676: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 677: <br>
678: <br>
679: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
680: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
681: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
682: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
683: <br>
684: <br>
685: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
686: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
687: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
688: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
689: <br>
690: <br>
691: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
692: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
693: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
694: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
695: <br>
696: <br>
697: (chorus)<br>
698: <br>
699: <br>
700: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
701: When I'm feeling mad<br>
702: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
703: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
704: <br>
705: <br>
706: (repeat)<br>
707: <br>
708: <br>
709: (chorus)<br>
710: <br>
711: <br>
712: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
713: When I'm feeling mad<br>
714: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
715: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
716: <br>
717: <br>
1.148 deraadt 718: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 719: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
720: </td></tr></table>
721: <p>
722: <em>
723: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
724: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
725: <br>
726: <br>
727: </em>
728:
729: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 730: <a name=53></a>
731: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
732: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
733: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
734: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 735: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 736: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
737: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
738: <br>
739: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
740: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
741: <br>
742: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
743: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
744: <br>
745: <br>
746: <em>
1.141 deraadt 747: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 748: <br>
749: </em>
750: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
751: <br>
1.144 deraadt 752: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 753: <br>
754: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
755: <br>
756: [laughs]<br>
757: <br>
758: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
759: <br>
760: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
761: <br>
762: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
763: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
764: <br>
765: Time to dump core.<br>
766: <br>
1.148 deraadt 767: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 768: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
769: </td></tr></table>
770: <p>
771: <em>
772: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
773: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
774: <br>
775: <br>
776: </em>
777:
778: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 779: <a name=52></a>
780: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
781: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
782: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
783: <tr>
784: <td valign="top" width="30%">
785: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
786: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
787: <br>
788: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
789: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
790: <br>
791: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 792: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 793: <br>
794: <br>
795: <em>
1.132 beck 796: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
797: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
798: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
799: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
800: under particular Linux distributions.
801: <p>
802: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
803: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
804: <p>
805: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
806: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 807: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
808: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 809: <p>
810: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
811: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
812: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
813: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
814: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
815: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
816: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 817: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 818: <br>
819: </em>
820: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
821: <br>
822: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
823: <br>
1.132 beck 824: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
825: We are in every way Posix<br>
826: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
827: We won't need any other.<br>
828: <br>
829: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
830: It's better than the last you know<br>
831: Another million bits that changed<br>
832: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 833: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
834: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 835: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
836: <br>
837: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
838: Others can work around this hell<br>
839: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
840: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
841: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
842: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
843: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
844: We are Posix<br>
845: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
846: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 847: <br>
1.148 deraadt 848: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 849: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
850: </td></tr></table>
851: <p>
852: <em>
853: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
854: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
855: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
856: Studios.
857: <br>
858: <br>
859: </em>
860:
861: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 862: <a name=51></a>
863: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
864: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
865: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
866: <tr>
867: <td valign="top" width="30%">
868: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
869: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
870: <br>
871: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
872: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
873: <br>
874: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
875: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
876: <br>
877: </em>
878: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
879: <br>
880: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
881: <br>
882: If you've got a bug<br>
883: That you just can't shove<br>
884: Who ya gonna install?<br>
885: Bugbusters!<br>
886: <br>
887: Buffer overflow?<br>
888: Don't know where to go<br>
889: Who ya gonna install?<br>
890: Bugbusters!<br>
891: <br>
892: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
893: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
894: <br>
895: And you're off by one<br>
896: And it ain't no fun<br>
897: Who ya gonna install?<br>
898: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 899: <br>
1.126 deraadt 900: If your system's down<br>
901: And it makes you frown<br>
902: Who ya gonna install?<br>
903: Bugbusters!<br>
904: <br>
905: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
906: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
907: <br>
908: If you need a trace<br>
909: Gonna win that race<br>
910: Who ya gonna install?<br>
911: Bugbusters!<br>
912: <br>
913: If you got a crash<br>
914: And you got no cash<br>
915: Who ya gonna install?<br>
916: Bugbusters!<br>
917: <br>
918: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
919: <br>
920: <br>
1.148 deraadt 921: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 922: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
923: </td></tr></table>
924: <p>
925: <em>
926: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
927: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
928: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
929: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
930: <br>
931: <br>
932: </em>
933:
934: <hr>
935: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 936: <h2><font color="#00b000">
937: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 938: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
939: <tr>
940: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 941: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 942: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 943: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
944: <br>
945: <br>
946: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
947: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
948: <br>
949: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
950: <br>
951: <br>
952: <em>
953: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
954: <p>
955: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
956: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
957: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
958: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
959: <p>
960: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
961: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
962: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 963: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 964: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
965: <p>
1.150 deraadt 966: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
967: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 968: <p>
969: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
970: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
971: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
972: two bonus tracks).
973: <p>
974: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
975: </em>
976: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
977: <br>
978: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
979: Shut up and hack!<br>
980: In the hack room<br>
981: In the back room<br>
982: Wires everywhere<br>
983: <br>
984: At the tables<br>
985: Fingers able<br>
986: Take another dare!<br>
987: <br>
988: Close up your holes<br>
989: Pick up the slack!<br>
990: Get your head down!<br>
991: Shut up and hack!<br>
992: Close up your holes<br>
993: Pick up the slack!<br>
994: Get your head down!<br>
995: Shut up and hack!<br>
996: <br>
997: Coding faster<br>
998: You're the master<br>
999: of security<br>
1000: <br>
1001: In your t-shirts<br>
1002: Hack till it hurts<br>
1003: This is how to be free<br>
1004: <br>
1005: CHORUS<br>
1006: <br>
1007: Hit the pub now<br>
1008: We're a club now<br>
1009: Trading genius for free<br>
1010: <br>
1011: Have a laugh and<br>
1012: Be a rock band<br>
1013: This is how it should be!<br>
1014: <br>
1015: CHORUS<br>
1016: <br>
1017: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 1018: <br>
1019: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1020: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1021:
1022: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 1023: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 1024: <h2><font color="#00b000">
1025: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 1026: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1027: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1028: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1029: <br>
1030: <br>
1031: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1032: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1033: <em>
1034: <p>
1035: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1036: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1037: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1038:
1039: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1040: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1041: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1042: </em>
1043: <br>
1044: <p>
1045:
1046: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1047: <a name=50></a>
1048: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
1049: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
1050: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1051: <tr>
1052: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1053: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1054: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1055: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1056: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 1057: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1058: <br>
1059: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1060: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1061: <br>
1062: <br>
1063: <em>
1064: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1065: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1066: for us for many releases.<br>
1067: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1068: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1069: <br>
1070: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1071: a parody magazine!<br>
1072: <br>
1073: </em>
1074: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1075: <br>
1076: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1077: <br>
1078: What? Me Worry?<br>
1079: Not with this stuff<br>
1080: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1081: Nobody get tough<br>
1082: <br>
1083: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1084: Having fun in the woods<br>
1085: Carving out toys<br>
1086: and makin' em good<br>
1087: <br>
1088: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1089: I got so many tricks<br>
1090: I got undercover agents<br>
1091: Even out in the sticks<br>
1092: <br>
1093: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1094: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1095: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1096: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1097: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1098: Little black flies<br>
1099: on a pile of GNU<br>
1100: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1101: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1102: <br>
1.125 sthen 1103: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1104: That's my thang<br>
1105: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1106: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1107: <br>
1108: It's a mad mad world<br>
1109: and number 5 is alive<br>
1110: I gotta black submarine<br>
1111: and I'm built to survive<br>
1112: <br>
1113: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1114: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1115: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1116: And blocked out the sun<br>
1117: <br>
1118: Keep the source open<br>
1119: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1120: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1121: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1122: <br>
1123: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1124: In my treehouse club<br>
1125: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1126: Its secure ya bub<br>
1127: <br>
1128: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1129: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1130: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1131: some Open source stank<br>
1132: <br>
1133: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1134: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1135: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1136: And blocked out the sun<br>
1137: <br>
1138: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1139: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1140: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1141: </td></tr></table>
1142: <p>
1143: <em>
1144: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1145: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1146: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1147: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1148: <br>
1149: <br>
1150: </em>
1151:
1152: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1153: <a name=49></a>
1154: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
1155: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
1156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1157: <tr>
1158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1159: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1161: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1162: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1163: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1164: <br>
1165: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1166: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1167: <br>
1168: <br>
1169: <em>
1170: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1171: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1172: <br>
1173: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1174: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1175: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1176: <br>
1177: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1178: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1179: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1180: <br>
1181: BSD 4.2 was
1182: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1183: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1184: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1185: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1186: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1187: <br>
1188: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1189: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1190: <br>
1191: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1192: <br>
1193: </em>
1194: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1195: <br>
1196: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1197: <br>
1198: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1199: before you can call him a man?<br>
1200: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1201: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1202: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1203: before they are forever banned?<br>
1204: <br>
1205: The answer my friend<br>
1206: BSD 4.2<br>
1207: The answer<br>
1208: BSD 4.2<br>
1209: <br>
1210: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1211: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1212: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1213: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1214: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1215: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1216: <br>
1217: The answer my friend<br>
1218: BSD 4.2<br>
1219: The answer<br>
1220: BSD 4.2<br>
1221: <br>
1222: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1223: to share what is already ours?<br>
1224: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1225: To end up not getting far?<br>
1226: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1227: before we can hear every star?<br>
1228: <br>
1229: The answer my friend<br>
1230: BSD 4.2<br>
1231: The answer<br>
1232: BSD 4.2<br>
1233: <br>
1234: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1235: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1236: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1237: our future is made in the shade<br>
1238: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1239: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1240: <br>
1241: The answer my friend<br>
1242: BSD 4.2<br>
1243: The answer<br>
1244: BSD 4.2<br>
1245: <br>
1246: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1247: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1248: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1249: </td></tr></table>
1250: <p>
1251: <em>
1252: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1253: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1254: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1255: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1256: <br>
1257: <br>
1258: </em>
1259:
1260: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1261: <a name=48></a>
1262: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
1263: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
1264: </a></font></h2>
1265: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1266: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1267: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1268: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1269: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1270: this song.<br>
1271: <br>
1272: [Instrumental]<br>
1273: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1274: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1275: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1276: <br>
1277: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1278: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1279: <br>
1280: <br>
1281: <em>
1282: [Sorry, no commentary]
1283: <br>
1284: </em>
1285: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1286: <br>
1287: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1288: <br>
1289: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1290: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1291: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1292: </td></tr></table>
1293: <p>
1294: <em>
1295: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1296: <br>
1297: <br>
1298: </em>
1299:
1300: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1301: <a name=47></a>
1302: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
1303: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
1304: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1305: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1306: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1307: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1308: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1309: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1310: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1311: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1312: <br>
1313: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1314: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1315: <br>
1316: <br>
1317: <em>
1318: [Sorry, no commentary]
1319: <br>
1320: </em>
1321: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1322: <br>
1323: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1324: <br>
1325: Back when I was twenty<br>
1326: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1327: All that I believed in<br>
1328: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1329: <br>
1330: All I ever wanted<br>
1331: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1332: And all the criticizing<br>
1333: Was something I'd endure<br>
1334: <br>
1335: The changes that I've been through<br>
1336: And the trials along the way<br>
1337: The battle isn't over<br>
1338: And I'm living day by day<br>
1339: <br>
1340: But I'm still here<br>
1341: <br>
1342: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1343: But I'm just being me<br>
1344: With my filter I can hide<br>
1345: My true identity<br>
1346: <br>
1347: One day when I was flying<br>
1348: Across the open skies<br>
1349: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1350: Had been weakened over time<br>
1351: <br>
1352: The server room was burning up<br>
1353: And melting the array<br>
1354: A little breath of cold air<br>
1355: Was enough to save the day<br>
1356: <br>
1357: CHORUS:<br>
1358: But I'm still here<br>
1359: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1360: I'm still free<br>
1361: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1362: I'm still me<br>
1363: <br>
1364: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1365: <br>
1366: Now that I am older<br>
1367: And I've been around so long<br>
1368: The world is ever changing<br>
1369: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1370: <br>
1371: CHORUS:<br>
1372: <br>
1373: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1374: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1375: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1376: </td></tr></table>
1377: <p>
1378: <em>
1379: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1380: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1381: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
1382: <br>
1383: <br>
1384: </em>
1385:
1386: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1387: <a name=46></a>
1388: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1389: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1390: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1391: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1392: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1393: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1394: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1395: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1396: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1397: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1398: <br>
1399: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1400: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1401: <br>
1402: <br>
1403: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1404: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1405: <br>
1406: </em>
1407: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1408: <br>
1409: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1410: <br>
1411: Welcome to the future<br>
1412: One very rich man<br>
1413: runs the Earth with<br>
1414: one multinational<br>
1415: owns your stuff<br>
1416: and owns your birth<br>
1417: <br>
1418: Everyone is armless<br>
1419: Personal robots<br>
1420: Do it all for you<br>
1421: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1422: One channel TV<br>
1423: never gonna bore you<br>
1424: <br>
1425: CHORUS<br>
1426: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1427: or a way to die<br>
1428: while alive and a loser<br>
1429: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1430: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1431: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1432: <br>
1433: Everyone is happy<br>
1434: No more government<br>
1435: No more media<br>
1436: Only the Company<br>
1437: Entertains you<br>
1438: while it feeds you<br>
1439: <br>
1440: Soylent Green pap<br>
1441: Eating your friends while<br>
1442: shopping, buying<br>
1443: Stupid applications<br>
1444: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1445: <br>
1446: CHORUS<br>
1447: <br>
1448: Take me back<br>
1449: Take me back<br>
1450: Please<br>
1451: Take me back<br>
1452: <br>
1453: Way back in my time<br>
1454: Open source kept<br>
1455: everyone choosing<br>
1456: People knew the insides<br>
1457: Of devices they were using<br>
1458: <br>
1459: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1460: Now it's locked and<br>
1461: dumbed down so much<br>
1462: One button coma<br>
1463: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1464: <br>
1465: CHORUS<br>
1466: <br>
1467: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1468: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1469: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1470: </td></tr></table>
1471: <p>
1472: <em>
1473: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1474: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1475: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1476: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1477: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1478: <br>
1479: <br>
1480: </em>
1481:
1482: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1483: <a name=45></a>
1484: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1485: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1486: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1487: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1488: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1489: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1490: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1491: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1492: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1493: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1494: <br>
1495: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1496: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1497: <br>
1498: <br>
1499: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1500: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1501: <br>
1502: </em>
1503: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1504: <br>
1505: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1506: <br>
1507: I love to hate my PC<br>
1508: But now it's not so easy<br>
1509: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1510: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1511: <br>
1512: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1513: Intel's controlling you<br>
1514: And Microsoft is too<br>
1515: But this is nothing new<br>
1516: <br>
1517: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1518: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1519: Tangles and angles<br>
1520: In what could be straight forward<br>
1521: <br>
1522: Lost connections<br>
1523: Lost my mind<br>
1524: It's such a waste of time<br>
1525: <br>
1526: CHORUS<br>
1527: <br>
1528: Now on the motherboard<br>
1529: Where all my life is stored<br>
1530: Playing with garbage there<br>
1531: With rules so unfair<br>
1532: <br>
1533: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1534: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1535: Forcing us all to play<br>
1536: Our progress interrupted<br>
1537: <br>
1538: Lost connections<br>
1539: Lost my mind<br>
1540: It's such a waste of time<br>
1541: <br>
1542: CHORUS<br>
1543: <br>
1544: Yes I'm a user<br>
1545: And I'm not the only one<br>
1546: I'm not a loser<br>
1547: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1548: <br>
1549: And we will find it<br>
1550: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1551: Map our devices<br>
1552: And we know what it'll take<br>
1553: <br>
1554: Lost connections<br>
1555: Lost my mind<br>
1556: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1557: <br>
1558: (bridge)<br>
1559: On and on<br>
1560: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1561: All and all<br>
1562: We are one<br>
1563: Clean the dream<br>
1564: Gone wrong<br>
1565: We are Tron<br>
1566: On and on and on<br>
1567: <br>
1568: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1569: <br>
1570: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1571: <br>
1572: CHORUS<br>
1573: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1574: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1575: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1576: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1577: </td></tr></table>
1578: <p>
1579: <em>
1580: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1581: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1582: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1583: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1584: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1585: <br>
1586: <br>
1587: </em>
1588:
1589: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1590: <a name=44></a>
1591: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1592: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1593: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1594: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1595: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1596: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1597: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1598: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1599: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1600: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1601: <br>
1602: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1603: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1604: <br>
1605: <br>
1606: <em>
1607: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1608: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1609: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1610: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1611: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1612: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1613: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1614: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1615: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1616: probably not been read by enough people.
1617: <br>
1618: <br>
1619: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1620: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1621: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1622: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1623: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1624: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1625: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1626: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1627: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1628: <br>
1629: <br>
1630: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1631: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1632: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1633: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1634: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1635: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1636: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1637: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1638: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1639: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1640: <br>
1641: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1642: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1643: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1644: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1645: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1646: <br>
1647: <br>
1648: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1649: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1650: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1651: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1652: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1653: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1654: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1655: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1656: <br>
1657: <br>
1658: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1659: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1660: <br>
1661: </em>
1662: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1663: <br>
1664: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1665: <br>
1666: <center>
1667: <br>
1668: Source Wars<br>
1669: Episode IV<br>
1670: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1671: </center>
1672: <br>
1673: Not so very long ago<br>
1674: and not so far away<br>
1675: AT&T made system code<br>
1676: and gave some bits away<br>
1677: <br>
1678: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1679: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1680: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1681: for everyone on Earth<br>
1682: <br>
1683: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1684: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1685: And good old greed was back again<br>
1686: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1687: <br>
1688: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1689: sued BSDi from above<br>
1690: The code is free but<br>
1691: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1692: <br>
1693: The University came calling<br>
1694: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1695: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1696: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1697: <br>
1698: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1699: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1700: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1701: of BSD code all around<br>
1702: <br>
1703: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1704: of credit front to back<br>
1705: This broke the license USL<br>
1706: was using to attack<br>
1707: <br>
1708: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1709: and "settled" out of court<br>
1710: And UCB was big enough<br>
1711: to take it like a sport<br>
1712: <br>
1713: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1714: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1715: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1716: every book with proper dues<br>
1717: <br>
1718: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1719: apologetically<br>
1720: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1721: the same monopoly<br>
1722: <br>
1723: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1724: down if everybody saw<br>
1725: How greed became so big<br>
1726: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1727: <br>
1728: But only one community<br>
1729: the one that makes it tick<br>
1730: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1731: exposing hypocrites<br>
1732: <br>
1733: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1734: to tell the story right<br>
1735: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1736: and kept in shining light<br>
1737: <br>
1738: And may the source be with you<br>
1739: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1740: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1741: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1742: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1743: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1744: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1745: </td></tr></table>
1746: <p>
1747: <em>
1748: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1749: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1750: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1751: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1752: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1753: <br>
1754: <br>
1755: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1756:
1757: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1758: <a name=43></a>
1759: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1760: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1761: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1762: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1763: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1764: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1765: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1766: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1767: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1768: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1769: <br>
1770: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1771: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1772: <br>
1773: <br>
1774: <em>
1775: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1776: who is a lot like
1777: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1778: <br>
1779: <br>
1780: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1781: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1782: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1783: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1784: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1785: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1786: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1787: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1788: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1789: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1790: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1791: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1792: <br>
1793: <br>
1794: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1795: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1796: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1797: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1798: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1799: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1800: <br>
1801: <br>
1802: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1803: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1804: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1805: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1806: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1807: influence which he could use so falsely.
1808: <br>
1809: <br>
1810: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1811: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1812: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1813: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1814: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1815: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1816: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1817: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1818: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1819: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1820: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1821: <br>
1822: <br>
1823: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1824: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1825: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1826: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1827: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1828: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1829: <br>
1830: <br>
1831: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1832: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1833: follow their own stupid rules.
1834: </em>
1835: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1836: <br>
1837: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1838: <br>
1839:
1840: <br>
1841: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1842: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1843: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1844: Tempting harpies<br>
1845: 13 years of treachery<br>
1846: <br>
1847: <br>
1848: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1849: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1850: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1851: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1852: <br>
1853: <br>
1854: But something's wrong with them<br>
1855: They will not take our free wares<br>
1856: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1857: Why are you so scared?<br>
1858: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1859: <br>
1860: <br>
1861: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1862: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1863: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1864: There are many new laws"<br>
1865: <br>
1866: <br>
1.98 okan 1867: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1868: "Puffy!<br>
1869: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1870: <br>
1871: <br>
1872: "First rule one dictates<br>
1873: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1874: <br>
1875: <br>
1876: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1877: <br>
1878: <br>
1879: "And rule two dictates<br>
1880: You must give it to me<br>
1881: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1882: <br>
1883: <br>
1884: "The list goes on of course<br>
1885: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1886: <br>
1887: <br>
1888: "This is madness!<br>
1889: He has lost his mind!<br>
1890: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1891: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1892: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1893: <br>
1894: <br>
1895: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1896: <br>
1897: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1898: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1899: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1900: </td></tr></table>
1901: <p>
1902: <em>
1903: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1904: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1905: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1906: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1907: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1908: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1909: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1910: <br>
1911: <br>
1912: </em>
1913:
1914: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1915: <a name=42></a>
1916: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1917: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1918: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1919: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1920: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1921: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1922: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1923: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1924: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1925: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1926: <br>
1927: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1928: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1929: <br>
1930: <br>
1931: <em>
1932: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1933: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1934: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1935: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1936: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1937: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1938: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1939: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1940: away from the ideals very quickly.
1941: <p>
1.93 jmc 1942: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1943: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1944: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1945: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1946: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1947: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1948: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1949: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1950: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1951: <p>
1952: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1953: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1954: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1955: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1956: led to other issues.
1957: <p>
1958: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1959: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1960: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1961: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1962: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1963: <p>
1964: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1965: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1966: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1967: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1968: projects.
1969: <p>
1970: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1971: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1972: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1973: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1974: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1975: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1976: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1977: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1978: not for their agenda.
1979: <p>
1980: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1981: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1982: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1983: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1984: <p>
1985: </em>
1986: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1987: <br>
1988: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1989: <br>
1990: The starting line is nervous<br>
1991: we burst upon the course<br>
1992: Electric is our passion<br>
1993: An open hearted force<br>
1994: <br>
1995: The water's full of dangers<br>
1996: That interrupt the flow<br>
1997: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1998: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1999: <br>
2000: *Give and get back some<br>
2001: Sharing it all<br>
2002: Path we know best<br>
2003: we're having a ball<br>
2004: Opulent mission<br>
2005: Lost in our passion<br>
2006: You can still choose<br>
2007: If you don't swim to win<br>
2008: you'll never lose*<br>
2009: <br>
2010: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2011: <br>
2012: The window is a wall by now<br>
2013: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2014: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2015: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2016: <br>
2017: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2018: Flies too close to itself<br>
2019: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2020: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2021: <br>
2022: *CHORUS*<br>
2023: <br>
2024: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2025: <br>
2026: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2027: but this is not a race<br>
2028: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2029: for first or second place<br>
2030: <br>
2031: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2032: Were traded for real goals<br>
2033: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2034: For those with corporate souls<br>
2035: <br>
2036: *Give and get back some<br>
2037: Sharing it all<br>
2038: Path we know best<br>
2039: we're having a ball<br>
2040: Give and get zeros<br>
2041: Give and get ones<br>
2042: Given to you but<br>
2043: Not you to us<br>
2044: Opulent mission<br>
2045: Lost in our passion<br>
2046: You can still choose<br>
2047: If you don't swim to win<br>
2048: you'll never lose<br>
2049: You'll never lose*<br>
2050: <br>
2051: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2052: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2053: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2054: </td></tr></table>
2055: <p>
2056: <em>
2057: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2058: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2059: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 2060: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
2061: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2062: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2063: <br>
2064: <br>
2065: </em>
2066:
2067: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2068: <a name=41></a>
2069: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
2070: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
2071: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2072: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2073: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2074: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2075: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2076: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2077: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2078: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2079: <br>
2080: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2081: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2082: <br>
2083: <br>
2084: <em>
2085: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2086: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2087: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2088: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2089: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2090: device support.
2091: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2092: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2093: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2094: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2095: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2096: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2097: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2098: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2099: weird, or even buggy.
2100: <p>
2101: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2102: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2103: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2104: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2105: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2106: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2107: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2108: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2109: OpenBSD, either).
2110: <p>
2111: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2112: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2113: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2114: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2115: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2116: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2117: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2118: <p>
1.82 jsg 2119: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2120: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2121: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2122: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2123: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2124: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2125: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2126: would be fantastic by now.
2127: <p>
2128: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2129: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2130: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2131: </em>
2132: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2133: <br>
2134: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2135: <br>
2136: Here's an old story ...<br>
2137: <br>
2138: <br>
2139: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2140: We all know the details<br>
2141: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2142: some serious loot,<br>
2143: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2144: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2145: The little guy who<br>
2146: did the best with what he had<br>
2147: <br>
2148: <br>
2149: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2150: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2151: in moderation<br>
2152: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2153: <br>
2154: <br>
2155: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2156: never give him the password<br>
2157: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2158: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2159: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2160: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2161: So do the best with what you have<br>
2162: <br>
2163: <br>
2164: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2165: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2166: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2167: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2168: <br>
2169: <br>
2170: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2171: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2172: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2173: then made him better off dead<br>
2174: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2175: <br>
2176: <br>
2177: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2178: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2179: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2180: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2181: for each consecutive cut<br>
2182: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2183: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2184: <br>
2185: <br>
2186: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2187: it's where you dig the well<br>
2188: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2189: the little guy does right<br>
2190: <br>
2191: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2192: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2193: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2194: </td></tr></table>
2195: <p>
2196: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2197: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2198: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2199: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2200: <br>
2201: <br>
2202: </em>
2203:
2204: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 2205: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 2206: <h2><font color="#00b000">
2207: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 2208: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2209: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2210: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2211: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2212: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2213: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2214: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2215: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2216: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2217: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2218: <br>
2219: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2220: <br>
2221: <br>
2222: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2223: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2224: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2225: <p>
2226: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2227: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2228: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2229: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2230: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2231: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2232: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2233: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2234: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2235: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2236: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2237: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2238: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2239: </em>
2240: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2241: <br>
2242: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2243: Be Open<br>
2244: Be Vocal<br>
2245: Stay Open<br>
2246: Stay Vocal<br>
2247: <br>
2248: (repeat)<br>
2249: <br>
2250: OpenBSD<br>
2251: <br>
2252: Twice a year,<br>
2253: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2254: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2255: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2256: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2257: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2258: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2259: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2260: and a license application<br>
2261: is a fishybomination<br>
2262: and a random allocation<br>
2263: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2264: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2265: OK stop.<br>
2266: I get it.<br>
2267: Some asshole lied.<br>
2268: <br>
2269: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2270: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2271: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2272: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2273: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2274: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2275: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2276: OK stop.<br>
2277: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2278: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2279: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2280: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2281: I get it.<br>
2282: Where's my pencils?<br>
2283: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2284: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2285: Be Open<br>
2286: Be Vocal<br>
2287: Stay Open<br>
2288: Stay Vocal<br>
2289: <br>
2290: (repeat)<br>
2291: <br>
2292: Then he has another beer and<br>
2293: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2294: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2295: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2296: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2297: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2298: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2299: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2300: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2301: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2302: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2303: every time, every song!<br>
2304: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2305: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2306: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2307: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2308: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2309: <br>
2310: (beat boxin')<br>
2311: <br>
2312: <br>
2313: </td></tr></table>
2314: <p>
2315: <em>
2316: <br>
2317: </em>
2318:
2319: <hr>
2320: <a name=40></a>
2321: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
2322: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
2323: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2324: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2325: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2326: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2327: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2328: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2329: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2330: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2331: <br>
2332: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2333: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2334: <br>
2335: <br>
2336: <em>
2337: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2338: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2339: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2340: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2341: <br>
2342: <br>
2343: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2344: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2345: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2346: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2347: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2348: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2349: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2350: <br>
2351: <br>
2352: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2353: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2354: <br>
2355: <br>
2356: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2357: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2358: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2359: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2360: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2361: <br>
2362: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2363: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2364: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2365: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2366: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2367: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2368: <br>
2369: <br>
2370: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2371: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2372: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2373: other developers.
2374: </em>
2375: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2376: <br>
2377: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2378: <br>
2379: <br>
2380: <br>
2381: Humppa negala<br>
2382: Humppa negala<br>
2383: Humppa negala<br>
2384: Venismechah<br>
2385: <br>
2386: Humppa negala<br>
2387: Humppa negala<br>
2388: Humppa negala<br>
2389: Venismechah<br>
2390: <br>
2391: Humppa neranenah<br>
2392: Humppa neranenah<br>
2393: Humppa neranenah<br>
2394: Venismechah<br>
2395: <br>
2396: Humppa neranenah<br>
2397: Humppa neranenah<br>
2398: Humppa neranenah<br>
2399: Venismechah<br>
2400: <br>
2401: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2402: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2403: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2404: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2405: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2406: uru achim!<br>
2407: uru achim!<br>
2408: OpenBSD!<br>
2409: <br>
2410: <br>
2411: (circus torture)<br>
2412: <br>
2413: <br>
2414: Humppa negala<br>
2415: Humppa negala<br>
2416: Humppa negala<br>
2417: Venismechah<br>
2418: <br>
2419: Humppa negala<br>
2420: Humppa negala<br>
2421: Humppa negala<br>
2422: Venismechah<br>
2423: <br>
2424: Humppa neranenah<br>
2425: Humppa neranenah<br>
2426: Humppa neranenah<br>
2427: Venismechah<br>
2428: <br>
2429: Humppa neranenah<br>
2430: Humppa neranenah<br>
2431: Humppa neranenah<br>
2432: Venismechah<br>
2433: <br>
2434: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2435: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2436: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2437: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2438: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2439: uru achim!<br>
2440: uru achim!<br>
2441: OpenBSD!<br>
2442: <br>
2443: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2444: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2445: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2446: </td></tr></table>
2447: <p>
2448: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2449: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2450: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2451: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2452: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2453: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2454: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2455: <br>
2456: <br>
2457: </em>
2458:
2459: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2460: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2461: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2462: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2463: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2464: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2465: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2466: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2467: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2468: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2469: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2470: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2471: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2472: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2473: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2474: <br>
2475: <br>
2476: <em>
2477: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2478: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2479: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2480: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2481: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2482: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2483: <br>
2484: <br>
2485: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2486: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2487: <br>
2488: <br>
2489: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2490: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2491: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2492: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2493: <br>
2494: <br>
2495: <ul>
2496: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2497: at any time.<br>
2498: <br>
2499: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2500: <br>
2501: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2502: <br>
2503: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2504: <br>
2505: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2506: <br>
2507: <li>
2508: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2509: less portable.<br>
2510: <br>
2511: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2512: </ul>
2513: <br>
2514: <br>
2515: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2516: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2517: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2518: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2519: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2520: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2521: </em>
2522: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2523: <br>
2524: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2525: <br><br><br>
2526: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2527: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2528: there was nothin' shady<br>
2529: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2530: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2531: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2532: <br>
2533: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2534: blah blah blah<br>
2535: Blah!<br>
2536: <br>
2537: <br>
2538: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2539: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2540: <br>
2541: <br>
2542: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2543: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2544: with a drop of goo<br>
2545: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2546: But by the time he graduated<br>
2547: Blob was business slime!<br>
2548: <br>
2549: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2550: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2551: blah blah<br>
2552: <br>
2553: <br>
2554: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2555: <br>
2556: <br>
2557: Now everybody had it<br>
2558: they was drivin' around<br>
2559: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2560: for convenience now<br>
2561: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2562: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2563: <br>
2564: <br>
2565: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2566: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2567: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2568: blah blah<br>
2569: <br>
2570: <br>
2571: It's linkin' time!<br>
2572: <br>
2573: <br>
2574: Now it was out of control<br>
2575: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2576: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2577: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2578: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2579: <br>
2580: <br>
2581: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2582: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2583: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2584: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2585: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2586: <br>
2587: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2588: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2589: And he battled the Blob<br>
2590: who had crossed the line<br>
2591: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2592: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2593: <br>
2594: <br>
2595: But it was too late!<br>
2596: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2597: He wants your video!<br>
2598: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2599: He wants your drive!<br>
2600: He wants it all!!<br>
2601: <br>
2602: <br>
2603: Somebody help us!<br>
2604: Noooooooo!<br>
2605: NVIDIA!<br>
2606: Intel!<br>
2607: Atheros!<br>
2608: 3-Ware!<br>
2609: VIA!<br>
2610: ATI!<br>
2611: Broadcom!<br>
2612: TI!<br>
2613: Myricom!<br>
2614: HighPoint!<br>
2615: Adaptec!<br>
2616: Mylex!<br>
2617: ICP Vortex!<br>
2618: and IBM!<br>
2619: Takin' over the world!<br>
2620: <br>
2621: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2622: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2623: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2624: </td></tr></table>
2625: <p>
2626: <em>
2627: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2628: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2629: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2630: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2631: Theo de Raadt.
2632: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2633: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2634: Drums by Jim Buick.
2635: <br>
2636: <br>
2637: </em>
2638:
2639: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2640: <a name=38></a>
2641: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2642: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2643: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2644: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2645: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2646: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2647: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2648: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2649: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2650: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2651: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2652: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2653: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2654: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2655: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2656: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2657: <br>
2658: <br>
2659: <em>
2660: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2661: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2662: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2663: their devices.
2664: <p>
2665: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2666: for the
1.168 sthen 2667: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2668: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2669: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2670: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2671: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2672: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2673: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2674: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2675: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2676: <p>
2677: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2678: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2679: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2680: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2681: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2682: "quality" to show its head.
2683: <p>
2684: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2685: <br>
2686: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2687: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2688: <li>Repair
2689: </ul>
2690: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2691: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2692: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2693: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2694: <p>
2695: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2696: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2697: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2698: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2699: <p>
2700: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2701: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2702: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2703: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2704: <p>
2705: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2706: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2707: the AMI controllers.
2708: <p>
2709: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2710: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2711: basic RAID management:
2712: <ul>
2713: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2714: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2715: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2716: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2717: </ul>
2718: <p>
2719: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2720: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2721: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2722: <p>
2723: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2724: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2725: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2726: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2727: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2728: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2729: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2730: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2731: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2732: controllers.
2733: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2734: would not get documentation, either.
2735: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2736: look saintly.
2737: <p>
2738: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2739: in OpenBSD, please buy
2740: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2741: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2742: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2743: will just work</a>.
2744: <p>
2745: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2746: <br>
2747: </em>
2748: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2749: <br>
2750: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2751: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2752: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2753: <br>
2754: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2755: <br>
2756: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2757: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2758: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2759: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2760: <br>
2761: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2762: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2763: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2764: <br>
2765: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2766: <br>
2767: <br>
2768: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2769: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2770: <br>
2771: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2772: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2773: <br>
2774: <br>
2775: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2776: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2777: <br>
2778: <br>
2779: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2780: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2781: <br>
2782: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2783: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2784: <br>
2785: <br>
2786: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2787: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2788: <br>
2789: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2790: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2791: <br>
2792: <br>
2793: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2794: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2795: there before him
2796: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2797: secure operating system,
2798: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2799: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2800: <br>
2801: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2802: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2803: <br>
2804: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2805: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2806: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2807: </td></tr></table>
2808: <p>
2809: <em>
2810: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2811: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2812: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2813: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2814: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2815: <br>
2816: <br>
2817: </em>
2818:
2819: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2820: <a name=37></a>
2821: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2822: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2823: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2824: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2825: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2826: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2827: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2828: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2829: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2830: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2831: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2832: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2833: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2834: <br>
2835: <br>
2836: <em>
2837: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2838: good device support.<br>
2839: <br>
2840: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2841: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2842: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2843: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2844: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2845: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2846: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2847: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2848: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2849: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2850: <br>
2851: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2852: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2853: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2854: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2855: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2856: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2857: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2858: <br>
2859: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2860: <br>
2861: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2862: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2863: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2864: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2865: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2866: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2867: <br>
2868:
2869: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 2870: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2871: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2872: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 2873: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2874: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2875: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 2876: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2877: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2878: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2879: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2880: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 2881: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2882: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2883: <br>
2884: <br>
2885: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2886: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2887: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2888: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2889: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2890: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2891: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2892: development information for all, but are even going further and
2893: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2894: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2895: <br>
2896: </em>
2897: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2898: <br>
2899: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2900: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2901: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2902: send out the alarm<br>
2903: and the shit storm flies<br>
2904: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2905: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2906: twisting up a ride<br>
2907: to the land of OS<br>
2908: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2909: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2910: The open slippers red are<br>
2911: Hers to take<br>
2912: <br>
1.53 otto 2913: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2914: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2915: <br>
2916: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2917: To get yourself back home<br>
2918: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2919: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2920: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2921: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2922: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2923: You'll never lose<br>
2924: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2925: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2926: lazy and insane<br>
2927: but they sang OK<br>
2928: <br>
1.53 otto 2929: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2930: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2931: <br>
2932: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2933: The city glows<br>
2934: It's positively green<br>
2935: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2936: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2937: <br>
2938: Go to the west<br>
2939: You must pass the test<br>
2940: For me<br>
2941: Bring me the ride<br>
2942: of the witch I despise<br>
2943: And you'll be free<br>
2944: <br>
2945: You don't need the broom<br>
2946: You don't need the shoes<br>
2947: You don't need the wiz<br>
2948: You will never lose<br>
2949: You have all you need<br>
2950: You always had heart<br>
2951: You always had courage<br>
2952: Did somebody fart?<br>
2953: You always had brains<br>
2954: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2955: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2956: But you've got some balls<br>
2957: So double click heels<br>
2958: and work with Taiwan<br>
2959: And speak to your doggie<br>
2960: You're already gone....<br>
2961: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2962: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2963: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2964: </td></tr></table>
2965: <p>
2966: <em>
2967: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2968: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2969: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2970: Semaka,
2971: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2972: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2973: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2974: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2975: <br>
2976: <br>
2977: </em>
2978:
2979: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2980: <a name=36></a>
2981: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2982: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2983: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2984: <tr>
2985: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2986: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2987: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2988: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2989: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2990: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2991: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2992: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2993: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2994: <br>
2995: <br>
2996: <em>
2997: What is up with some free software providers?!
2998: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2999: <p>
3000: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3001: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3002: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3003: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3004: going to remember them in the end.
3005: <p>
3006: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3007: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3008: offerings in the last few years:
3009: <ul>
3010: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3011: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3012: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3013: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3014: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3015: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3016: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3017: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3018: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3019: <p>
3020: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3021: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3022: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3023: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3024: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3025: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3026: <p>
3027: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3028: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3029: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3030: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3031: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3032: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3033: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3034: </ul>
3035: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3036: others who will follow them:
3037: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3038: replace it.
3039: <br>
3040: </em>
3041: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3042: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3043: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3044: <br>
3045: <br>
3046: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3047: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3048: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3049: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3050: <p>
3051: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3052: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3053: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3054: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3055: <p>
3056: <br>
3057: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3058: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3059: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3060: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3061: <p>
3062: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3063: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3064: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3065: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3066: <p>
3067: <br>
3068: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3069: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3070: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3071: So he fought the fight<br>
3072: and he set things right<br>
3073: With his OpenBSD<br>
3074: <p>
3075: <br>
3076: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3077: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3078: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3079: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3080: <p>
3081: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3082: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3083: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3084: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3085: <p>
3086: <br>
3087: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3088: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3089: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3090: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3091: <p>
3092: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3093: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3094: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3095: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3096: <p>
3097: <br>
3098: CHORUS<br>
3099: <p>
3100: <br>
3101: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3102: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3103: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3104: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3105: <p>
3106: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3107: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3108: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3109: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3110: <p>
3111: <br>
3112: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3113: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3114: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3115: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3116: <p>
3117: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3118: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3119: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3120: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3121: <p>
3122: <br>
3123: CHORUS<br>
3124: <br>
3125: <p>
3126: That's right!<br>
3127: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3128: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3129: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3130: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3131: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3132: </td></tr></table>
3133: <p>
3134: <em>
3135: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3136: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3137: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3138: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3139: <br>
3140: <br>
3141: </em>
3142:
3143: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3144: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 3145: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
3146: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 3147: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3148: <tr>
3149: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3150: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3151: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3152: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3153: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3154: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3155: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3156: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3157: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3158: <br>
3159: <br>
3160: <em>
3161: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3162: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3163: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3164: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3165: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3166: <p>
3167: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3168: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3169: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3170: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3171: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3172: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3173: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3174: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3175: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3176: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3177: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3178: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3179: <p>
3180: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3181: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3182: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3183: Redundancy Protocol); on
3184: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3185: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3186: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3187: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3188: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3189: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3190: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3191: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3192: There was much deliberation</a>
3193: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3194: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3195: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3196: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3197: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3198: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3199: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3200: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3201: eh?
3202: <p>
3203: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3204: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3205: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3206: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3207: claim patent rights.
3208: <p>
3209: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3210: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3211: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3212: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3213: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3214: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3215: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3216: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3217: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3218: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3219: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3220: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3221: <p>
3222: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3223: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3224: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3225: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3226: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3227: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3228: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3229: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3230: like all others, except against the community.
3231: <p>
3232: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3233: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3234: <p>
3235: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3236: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3237: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3238: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3239: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3240: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3241: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3242: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3243: it to use cryptography.
3244: <p>
3245: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3246: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3247: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3248: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3249: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3250: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3251: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3252: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3253: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3254: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3255: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3256: <p>
3257: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3258: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3259: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3260: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3261: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3262: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3263: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3264: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3265: <p>
3266: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3267: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3268: <br>
3269: </em>
3270: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3271: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3272: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3273: <br>
3274: <br>
3275: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3276: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3277: <br>
3278: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3279: A what?
3280: <br>
3281: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3282: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3283: <br>
3284: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3285: Well, it's free isn't it?
3286: <br>
3287: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3288: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3289: <br>
3290: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3291: What?
3292: <br>
3293: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3294: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3295: <br>
3296: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3297: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3298: <br>
3299: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3300: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3301: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3302: <br>
3303: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3304: You must be a looney.
3305: <br>
3306: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3307: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3308: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3309: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3310: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3311: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3312: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3313: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3314: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3315: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3316: <br>
3317: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3318: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3319: <br>
3320: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3321: Yes.
3322: <br>
3323: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3324: For a free redundancy protocol?
3325: <br>
3326: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3327: Yes.
3328: <br>
3329: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3330: You are a looney.
3331: <br>
3332: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3333: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3334: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3335: VRRP.
3336: <br>
3337: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3338: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3339: <br>
3340: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3341: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3342: <br>
3343: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3344: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3345: <br>
3346: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3347: Yes there is!
3348: <br>
3349: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3350: Isn't!
3351: <br>
3352: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3353: Is!
3354: <br>
3355: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3356: Isn't!
3357: <br>
3358: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3359: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3360: <br>
3361: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3362: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3363: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3364: <br>
3365: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3366: The man didn't have the right form.
3367: <br>
3368: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3369: What man?
3370: <br>
3371: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3372: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3373: <br>
3374: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3375: The looney detector van, you mean.
3376: <br>
3377: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3378: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3379: <br>
3380: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3381: What redundancy detector van?
3382: <br>
3383: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3384: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3385: <br>
3386: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3387: Cizzz-coeee?
3388: <br>
3389: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3390: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3391: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3392: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3393: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3394: <br>
3395: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3396: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3397: <br>
3398: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3399: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3400: <br>
3401: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3402: What PIX?
3403: <br>
3404: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3405: The PIX I'm replacing!
3406: <br>
3407: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3408: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3409: license it?
3410: <br>
3411: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3412: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3413: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3414: <br>
3415: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3416: No they didn't!
3417: <br>
3418: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3419: Did!
3420: <br>
3421: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3422: Didn't!
3423: <br>
3424: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3425: Did, did, did and did!
3426: <br>
3427: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3428: Oh, all right.
3429: <br>
3430: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3431: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3432: license?
3433: <br>
3434: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3435: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3436: <br>
3437: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3438: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3439: <br>
3440: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3441: A license?
3442: <br>
3443: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3444: Yes.
3445: <br>
3446: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3447: For your firewall?
3448: <br>
3449: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3450: No.
3451: <br>
3452: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3453: No?
3454: <br>
3455: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3456: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3457: <br>
3458: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3459: You're off your chump.
3460: <br>
3461: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3462: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3463: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3464: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3465: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3466: <br>
3467: <br>
3468: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3469: <br>
3470: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3471: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3472: But standard it<br>
3473: needs to be free<br>
3474: vis a vis<br>
3475: the IETF<br>
3476: you see?<br>
3477: <br>
3478: But can VRRP<br>
3479: be said to be<br>
3480: or not to be<br>
3481: a standard, see,<br>
3482: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3483: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3484: <br>
3485: Singing...<br>
3486: <br>
3487: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3488: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3489: O P E N B S D<br>
3490: CARP is free<br>
3491: <br>
3492: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3493: let through IETF to mean<br>
3494: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3495: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3496: <br>
3497: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3498: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3499: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3500: <br>
3501: 1 1 2,<br>
3502: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3503: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3504: <br>
3505: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3506: bisected accidentally,<br>
3507: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3508: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3509: <br>
3510: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3511: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3512: <br>
3513: The End<br>
3514: <br>
3515: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3516: <br>
3517: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3518: <br>
3519: Geddy must be free.<br>
3520: <br>
3521: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3522: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3523: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3524: </td></tr></table>
3525: <p>
3526: <em>
3527: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3528: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3529: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3530: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3531: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3532: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3533: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3534: <br>
3535: <br>
3536: </em>
3537:
3538: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3539: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3540: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3541: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3542: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3543: <tr>
3544: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3545: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3546: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3547: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3548: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3549: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3550: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3551: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3552: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3553: <br>
3554: <br>
3555: <em>
3556: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3557: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3558: forces of the draconian government!
3559: <p>
3560: <br>
3561: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3562: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3563: of recent happenings.
3564: <p>
3565: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3566: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3567: security research and development .. on things that
3568: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3569: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3570: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3571: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3572: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3573: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3574: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3575: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3576: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3577: <p>
3578: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3579: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3580: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3581: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3582: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3583: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3584: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3585: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3586: theft of oil.
3587: <p>
3588: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3589: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3590: <p>
3591: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3592: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3593: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3594: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3595: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3596: the project."
3597: <p>
3598: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3599: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3600: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3601: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3602: <p>
3603: Since the termination came near natural contract
3604: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3605: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3606: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3607: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3608: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3609: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3610: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3611: <p>
3612: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3613: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3614: of Robin Hood.
3615: </em>
3616: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3617: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3618: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3619: <br>
3620: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3621: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3622: He had found the crusades<br>
3623: were an endless charade<br>
3624: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3625: <br>
3626: <br>
3627: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3628: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3629: Clever chums they did find<br>
3630: other fish of their kind<br>
3631: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3632: <br>
3633: <br>
3634: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3635: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3636: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3637: for to share online<br>
3638: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3639: <br>
3640: <br>
3641: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3642: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3643: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3644: to the teaming schools<br>
3645: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3646: <br>
3647: <br>
3648: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3649: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3650: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3651: So raise up your glass and<br>
3652: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3653: Fish for never running<br>
3654: and making something good!<br>
3655: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3656: <br>
3657: <br>
3658: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3659: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3660: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3661: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3662: Think he's a hero?<br>
3663: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3664: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3665: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3666: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3667: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3668: or we take away your worms too<br>
3669: <br>
3670: <br>
3671: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3672: Put on your glasses<br>
3673: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3674: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3675: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3676: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3677: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3678: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3679: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3680: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3681: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3682: <br>
3683: <br>
3684: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3685: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3686: And took back all the booty<br>
3687: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3688: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3689: <br>
3690: <br>
3691: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3692: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3693: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3694: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3695: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3696: <br>
3697: <br>
3698: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3699: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3700: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3701: So raise up your glass and<br>
3702: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3703: Fish for never running<br>
3704: and making something good!<br>
3705: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3706: <br>
3707:
3708: <br>
3709: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3710: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3711: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3712: </td></tr></table>
3713: <p>
3714: <em>
3715: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3716: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3717: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3718: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3719: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3720: <br>
3721: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3722: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3723: <br>
3724: </em>
3725:
1.23 jose 3726: <br>
3727: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3728: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3729: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3730: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3731: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3732: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3733: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3734: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3735: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3736: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3737: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3738: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3739: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3740: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3741: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3742: <br>
3743: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3744: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3745: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3746: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3747: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3748: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3749: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3750: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3751: III processors. We want documentation, because
3752: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3753: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3754: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3755: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3756: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3757: mode.<br>
3758: <br>
3759: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3760: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3761: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3762: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3763: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3764: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3765: Black was the protocol<br>
3766: <p>
3767: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3768: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3769: Then from the ocean came<br>
3770: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3771: <br>
3772: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3773: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3774: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3775: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3776: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3777: <p>
3778: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3779: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3780: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3781: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3782: <p>
3783: And there he found<br>
3784: His destiny<br>
3785: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3786: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3787: <p>
3788: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3789: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3790: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3791: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3792: <p>
3793: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3794: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3795: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3796: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3797: <p>
3798: Broke down the guard<br>
3799: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3800: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3801: All alone and only bones<br>
3802: <p>
3803: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3804: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3805: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3806: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3807: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3808: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3809: </td></tr></table>
3810: <p>
3811: <em>
3812: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3813: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3814: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3815: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3816: </em>
3817:
3818: <br>
3819: <hr>
1.9 millert 3820: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3821: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3822: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3823: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3824: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3825: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3826: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3827: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3828: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3829: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3830: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3831: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3832: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3833: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3834: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3835: Goldflipper<br>
3836: With golden skin<br>
3837: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3838: He's the machine<br>
3839: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3840: <p>
3841: And the fish<br>
3842: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3843: And the cat<br>
3844: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3845: <p>
3846: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3847: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3848: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3849: <p>
3850: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3851: <p>
1.9 millert 3852: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3853: catch the spikey one<br>
3854: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3855: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3856: <p>
1.9 millert 3857: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3858: and without a gun<br>
3859: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3860: <p>
1.9 millert 3861: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3862: such a sexy catch<br>
3863: Is she spying on him or<br>
3864: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3865: <p>
1.9 millert 3866: Oh double seven<br>
3867: Send me to Heaven<br>
3868: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3869: <p>
1.9 millert 3870: The women are fond<br>
3871: She knows what to do<br>
3872: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3873: <p>
1.9 millert 3874: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3875: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3876: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3877: <br>
3878: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3879: <p>
3880: <em>
1.9 millert 3881: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3882: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3883: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3884: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3885: </em>
3886:
3887: <br>
3888: <hr>
1.3 ian 3889: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3890: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3891: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3892: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3893: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3894: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3895: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3896: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3897: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3898: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3899: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3900: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3901: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3902: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3903: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3904: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3905: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3906: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3907: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3908: <p>
3909: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3910: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3911: <p>
3912: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3913: Über tragic<br>
3914: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3915: <p>
3916: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3917: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3918: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3919: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3920: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3921: <p>
3922: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3923: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3924: <p>
3925: Chorus
3926: <p>
3927: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3928: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3929: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3930: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3931: <p>
3932: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3933: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3934: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3935: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3936: <p>
3937: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3938: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3939: <p>
3940: <em>
1.3 ian 3941: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3942: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3943: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3944: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3945: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3946: </em>
3947:
1.8 millert 3948: <br>
3949: <hr>
1.9 millert 3950: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3951: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3952: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3953: <p>
3954: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3955: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3956: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3957: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3958: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3959: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3960: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3961: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3962: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3963: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3964: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3965: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3966: <br>
3967: <br>
1.9 millert 3968: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3969: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3970: <p>
1.9 millert 3971: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3972: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3973: <p>
1.9 millert 3974: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3975: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3976: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3977: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3978: <p>
1.9 millert 3979: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3980: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3981: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3982: I'm secure by default<br>
3983: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3984: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3985: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3986: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3987: </td></tr></table>
3988: <p>
1.8 millert 3989: <em>
1.9 millert 3990: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3991: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3992: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3993: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3994: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3995: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3996:
1.1 deraadt 3997: </body>
3998: </html>
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