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1.169 deraadt 15: <h2>
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1.170 ! tj 17: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 18: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 ! tj 19: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 20: <hr>
1.170 ! tj 21: <p>
1.100 deraadt 22:
23: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
24: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 25: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
26: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
27: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 28: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.165 deraadt 29: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song.
1.1 deraadt 30:
1.20 deraadt 31: <p>
1.71 deraadt 32: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
33: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 34: <td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 35: <a href="#59a">5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
36:
37: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 38: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
39: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
40:
1.159 deraadt 41: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
42: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 43: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 44: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 45: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 46: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 47: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 48: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 49: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 50: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157 deraadt 51:
52: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 53: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 54: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 55: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
56: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
57: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 58: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
59: <br>
60: </td><td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 61: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 62: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 63: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 64: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 65: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 66: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 67: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 68: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
69: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
70: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
71: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
72: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 73: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 74: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 75: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 76: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
77: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 78: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 79: <br>
1.150 deraadt 80: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.72 deraadt 81: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
1.71 deraadt 82: </a>
1.150 deraadt 83: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 84: <img align="left" height=158 width=158 hspace="5" vspace="0" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
85: </a>
86: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
87: <p>
88: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 89: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157 deraadt 90: and
1.150 deraadt 91: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 92: <p>
93: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
1.165 deraadt 94: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") and others.
1.126 deraadt 95: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
96: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
97: <br clear=all>
98: <p>
1.165 deraadt 99:
100: <hr>
101: <a name=59></a>
102: <a name=59a></a>
103: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
104: 5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a></font></h2>
105: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
106: <tr>
107: <td valign="top">
108: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
109: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
110: <br>
111: 4:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
112: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
113: <br>
114: </td><td valign=top>
115: No lyrics.<br>
116: </td><td valign=top align=right>
117: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
118: </td></tr></table>
119: <em>
120: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
121: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
122: </em>
123: <br>
124:
125: <hr>
126: <a name=59b></a>
127: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
128: 5.9: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a></font></h2>
129: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
130: <tr>
131: <td valign="top">
132: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
133: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
134: <br>
135: 3:46 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
136: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
137: <br>
138: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
139: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
140: </td><td valign=top>
141: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
142: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
143: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
144: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
145: <p>
146: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
147: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
148: <p>
149: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
150: Über tragic<br>
151: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
152: <p>
153: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
154: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
155: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
156: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
157: <p>
158: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
159: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
160: <p>
161: Chorus
162: <p>
163: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
164: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
165: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
166: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
167: <p>
168: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
169: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
170: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
171: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
172: <p>
173: Chorus<br>
174: </td><td valign=top align=right>
175: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
176: </td></tr></table>
177: <p>
178: <em>
179: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
180: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
181: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
182: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
183: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
184: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
185: </em>
186: <br>
1.158 deraadt 187:
188: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 189: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 190: <a name=58a></a>
191: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
192: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
193: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
194: <tr>
195: <td valign="top">
196: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
197: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
198: <br>
199: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
200: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
201: <br>
202: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
203: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
204: <p>
205: <em>
206: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164 tj 207: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
208: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 209: <br>
210: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
211: ~322,000 commits<br>
212: ~44 commits/day average<br>
213: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
214: </em>
215: </td><td valign=top>
216: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
217: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
218: Made commits to many a file<br>
219: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
220: <br>
221: Take a moment to view<br>
222: The source of all this code<br>
223: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
224: <br>
225: We're the openssh repository<br>
226: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
227: The openntpd repository<br>
228: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
229: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
230: The libressl repo too<br>
231: <br>
232: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
233: Re-used far and wide<br>
234: The license is so liberal<br>
235: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
236: We'd love for you to code...<br>
237: <br>
238: I don't really want to have to go<br>
239: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
240: The coder will commit the code<br>
241: That he wants all of you to load<br>
242: <br>
243: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
244: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
245: <br>
246: B... S... D...<br>
247: </td><td valign=top align=right>
248: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
249: </td></tr></table>
250: <p>
251: <em>
252: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
253: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
254: </em>
255: <br>
256:
257: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 258: <a name=58b></a>
259: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
260: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
261: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
262: <tr>
263: <td valign="top">
264: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
265: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
266: <br>
267: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
268: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
269: <br>
270: </td><td valign=top>
271: No lyrics.<br>
272: </td><td valign=top align=right>
273: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
274: </td></tr></table>
275: <em>
276: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
277: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
278: </em>
279: <br>
1.152 deraadt 280:
281: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 282: <a name=58c></a>
283: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
284: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
285: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
286: <tr>
287: <td valign="top">
288: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
289: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
290: <br>
291: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
292: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
293: <br>
294: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
295: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
296: </td><td valign=top>
297: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
298: <br>
299: With every release,<br>
300: Puffy becomes better,<br>
301: a little better all the time.<br>
302: <br>
303: With every release,<br>
304: Puffy becomes better,<br>
305: so much better all the time.<br>
306: <br>
307: Let's count in sys:<br>
308: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
309: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
310: <br>
311: With every release,<br>
312: Puffy becomes better,<br>
313: really better all the time.<br>
314: <br>
315: Let's count in log:<br>
316: 314544 commits from developers<br>
317: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
318: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
319: <br>
320: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
321: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
322: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
323: <br>
324: With every release,<br>
325: Puffy becomes better,<br>
326: so much better all the time.<br>
327: <br>
328: With every release,<br>
329: Puffy becomes better,<br>
330: so much better all the time.<br>
331: <br>
332: With every release,<br>
333: Puffy becomes better.<br>
334: <br>
335: With every release,<br>
336: Puffy becomes better,<br>
337: so much better all the time.<br>
338: </td><td valign=top align=right>
339: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
340: </td></tr></table>
341: <p>
342: <em>
343: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
344: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
345: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
346: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 347: </em>
348: <br>
349:
350: <hr>
351: <a name=58d></a>
352: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
353: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
354: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
355: <tr>
356: <td valign="top">
357: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
358: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
359: <br>
360: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
361: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
362: <br>
363: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
364: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
365: <br>
366: </td><td valign=top>
367: I read the news today oh boy<br>
368: About a silly man who made a change<br>
369: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
370: Well I just had to laugh<br>
371: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
372: <br>
373: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
374: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
375: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
376: They'd seen such code before<br>
377: Everyone was really sure<br>
378: It was from 1984..<br>
379: <br>
380: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
381: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
382: And though the code was rather gross<br>
383: They held their nose and dove.<br>
384: Having read the code..<br>
385: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
386: <br>
387: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
388: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
389: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
390: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
391: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
392: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
393: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
394: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
395: <br>
396: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
397: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
398: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
399: <br>
400: I read the news today oh boy<br>
401: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
402: And though the holes were rather small<br>
403: They embargoed them all<br>
404: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
405: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
406: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
407: </td><td valign=top align=right>
408: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
409: </td></tr></table>
410: <p>
411: <em>
412: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
413: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
414: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
415: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
416: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
417: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
418: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
419: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
420: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
421: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
422: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
423: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
424: <br>
425: <br>
426: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
427: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 428: </em>
429: <br>
430:
431: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 432: <a name=57></a>
433: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
434: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
435: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
436: <tr>
437: <td valign="top">
438: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
439: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
440: <br>
1.153 deraadt 441: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
442: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 443: <br>
444: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
445: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
446: </td><td valign=top>
447: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
448: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 449: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
450: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 451: <br>
1.154 deraadt 452: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
453: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 454: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 455: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 456: <br>
457: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 458: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 459: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 460: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 461: <br>
462: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 463: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 464: I'm a Source Fish<br>
465: I'm a Source Fish<br>
466: <br>
1.154 deraadt 467: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 468: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 469: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
470: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 471: <br>
1.154 deraadt 472: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 473: I'm a Source Fish<br>
474: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 475: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 476: <br>
1.154 deraadt 477: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
478: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 479: <br>
480: Instrumental<br>
481: <br>
1.154 deraadt 482: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
483: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
484: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
485: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
486: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
487: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
488: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
489: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 490: </td><td valign=top align=right>
491: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
492: </td></tr></table>
493: <p>
494: <em>
495: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
496: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
497: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
498: </em>
499: <br>
1.126 deraadt 500:
501: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 502: <a name=56></a>
503: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
504: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
505: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
506: <tr>
507: <td valign="top">
508: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
509: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
510: <br>
511: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
512: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
513: <br>
514: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
515: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
516: </td><td valign=top>
517: No lyrics.<br>
518: </td><td valign=top align=right>
519: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
520: </td></tr></table>
521: <p>
522: <em>
523: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
524: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
525: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
526: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
527: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
528: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
529: LibreSSL was released.
530: <p>
531: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
532: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
533: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
534: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
535: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
536: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
537: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
538: <p>
1.149 deraadt 539: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 540: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
541: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
542: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
543: than just posture?
544: </em>
545: <p>
546: <em>
547: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
548: by Jonathan Lewis.
549: </em>
550: <br>
551:
552: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 553: <a name=55></a>
554: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
555: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
556: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
557: <tr>
558: <td valign="top">
559: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
560: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
561: <br>
562: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
563: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
564: <br>
565: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
566: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
567: </td><td valign=top>
568: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
569: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
570: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
571: <br>
572: <br>
1.145 deraadt 573: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 574: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
575: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
576: <br>
577: <br>
578: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
579: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
580: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
581: <br>
582: <br>
1.145 deraadt 583: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 584: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
585: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
586: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
587: No bad hacks in time.<br>
588: <br>
589: <br>
590: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
591: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
592: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 593: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 594: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
595: </td></tr></table>
596: <em>
597: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
598: back to 1901. This is known as the
599: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
600: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
601: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
602: <p>
1.146 guenther 603: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 604: solve this.
1.146 guenther 605: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
606: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
607: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
608: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
609: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 610: <p>
611: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 612: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 613: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
614: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
615: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
616: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
617: <p>
618: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
619: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
620: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
621: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
622: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
623: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
624: <p>
625: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
626: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 627: </em>
1.144 deraadt 628: <p>
629: <em>
630: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
631: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
632: </em>
633: <br>
634:
635: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 636: <a name=54></a>
637: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
638: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
639: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
640: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 641: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 642: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
643: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
644: <br>
645: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
646: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
647: <br>
648: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 649: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 650: <br>
651: <br>
652: <em>
653: do { to loop<br>
654: at least one time<br>
655: <br>
656: regexp,<br>
657: to match a chunk of text<br>
658: <br>
659: main, the name,<br>
660: by which I'm called<br>
661: <br>
662: for,<br>
663: another kind of loop<br>
664: <br>
665: sem,<br>
666: a way to block a thread<br>
667: <br>
668: log<br>
669: a func to follow sem<br>
670: <br>
671: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 672: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 673: <br>
674: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
675: <br>
676: </em>
677: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
678: <br>
1.144 deraadt 679: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 680: <br>
681: <br>
682: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
683: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
684: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
685: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
686: <br>
687: <br>
688: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
689: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
690: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
691: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
692: <br>
693: <br>
694: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
695: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
696: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
697: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
698: <br>
699: <br>
700: (chorus)<br>
701: <br>
702: <br>
703: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
704: When I'm feeling mad<br>
705: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
706: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
707: <br>
708: <br>
709: (repeat)<br>
710: <br>
711: <br>
712: (chorus)<br>
713: <br>
714: <br>
715: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
716: When I'm feeling mad<br>
717: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
718: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
719: <br>
720: <br>
1.148 deraadt 721: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 722: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
723: </td></tr></table>
724: <p>
725: <em>
726: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
727: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
728: <br>
729: <br>
730: </em>
731:
732: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 733: <a name=53></a>
734: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
735: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
736: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
737: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 738: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 739: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
740: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
741: <br>
742: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
743: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
744: <br>
745: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
746: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
747: <br>
748: <br>
749: <em>
1.141 deraadt 750: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 751: <br>
752: </em>
753: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
754: <br>
1.144 deraadt 755: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 756: <br>
757: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
758: <br>
759: [laughs]<br>
760: <br>
761: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
762: <br>
763: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
764: <br>
765: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
766: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
767: <br>
768: Time to dump core.<br>
769: <br>
1.148 deraadt 770: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 771: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
772: </td></tr></table>
773: <p>
774: <em>
775: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
776: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
777: <br>
778: <br>
779: </em>
780:
781: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 782: <a name=52></a>
783: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
784: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
785: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
786: <tr>
787: <td valign="top" width="30%">
788: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
789: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
790: <br>
791: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
792: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
793: <br>
794: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 795: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 796: <br>
797: <br>
798: <em>
1.132 beck 799: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
800: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
801: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
802: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
803: under particular Linux distributions.
804: <p>
805: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
806: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
807: <p>
808: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
809: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 810: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
811: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 812: <p>
813: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
814: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
815: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
816: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
817: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
818: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
819: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 820: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 821: <br>
822: </em>
823: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
824: <br>
825: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
826: <br>
1.132 beck 827: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
828: We are in every way Posix<br>
829: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
830: We won't need any other.<br>
831: <br>
832: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
833: It's better than the last you know<br>
834: Another million bits that changed<br>
835: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 836: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
837: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 838: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
839: <br>
840: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
841: Others can work around this hell<br>
842: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
843: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
844: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
845: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
846: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
847: We are Posix<br>
848: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
849: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 850: <br>
1.148 deraadt 851: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 852: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
853: </td></tr></table>
854: <p>
855: <em>
856: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
857: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
858: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
859: Studios.
860: <br>
861: <br>
862: </em>
863:
864: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 865: <a name=51></a>
866: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
867: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
868: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
869: <tr>
870: <td valign="top" width="30%">
871: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
872: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
873: <br>
874: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
875: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
876: <br>
877: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
878: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
879: <br>
880: </em>
881: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
882: <br>
883: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
884: <br>
885: If you've got a bug<br>
886: That you just can't shove<br>
887: Who ya gonna install?<br>
888: Bugbusters!<br>
889: <br>
890: Buffer overflow?<br>
891: Don't know where to go<br>
892: Who ya gonna install?<br>
893: Bugbusters!<br>
894: <br>
895: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
896: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
897: <br>
898: And you're off by one<br>
899: And it ain't no fun<br>
900: Who ya gonna install?<br>
901: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 902: <br>
1.126 deraadt 903: If your system's down<br>
904: And it makes you frown<br>
905: Who ya gonna install?<br>
906: Bugbusters!<br>
907: <br>
908: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
909: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
910: <br>
911: If you need a trace<br>
912: Gonna win that race<br>
913: Who ya gonna install?<br>
914: Bugbusters!<br>
915: <br>
916: If you got a crash<br>
917: And you got no cash<br>
918: Who ya gonna install?<br>
919: Bugbusters!<br>
920: <br>
921: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
922: <br>
923: <br>
1.148 deraadt 924: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 925: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
926: </td></tr></table>
927: <p>
928: <em>
929: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
930: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
931: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
932: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
933: <br>
934: <br>
935: </em>
936:
937: <hr>
938: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 939: <h2><font color="#00b000">
940: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 941: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
942: <tr>
943: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 944: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 945: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 946: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
947: <br>
948: <br>
949: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
950: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
951: <br>
952: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
953: <br>
954: <br>
955: <em>
956: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
957: <p>
958: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
959: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
960: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
961: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
962: <p>
963: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
964: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
965: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 966: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 967: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
968: <p>
1.150 deraadt 969: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
970: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 971: <p>
972: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
973: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
974: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
975: two bonus tracks).
976: <p>
977: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
978: </em>
979: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
980: <br>
981: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
982: Shut up and hack!<br>
983: In the hack room<br>
984: In the back room<br>
985: Wires everywhere<br>
986: <br>
987: At the tables<br>
988: Fingers able<br>
989: Take another dare!<br>
990: <br>
991: Close up your holes<br>
992: Pick up the slack!<br>
993: Get your head down!<br>
994: Shut up and hack!<br>
995: Close up your holes<br>
996: Pick up the slack!<br>
997: Get your head down!<br>
998: Shut up and hack!<br>
999: <br>
1000: Coding faster<br>
1001: You're the master<br>
1002: of security<br>
1003: <br>
1004: In your t-shirts<br>
1005: Hack till it hurts<br>
1006: This is how to be free<br>
1007: <br>
1008: CHORUS<br>
1009: <br>
1010: Hit the pub now<br>
1011: We're a club now<br>
1012: Trading genius for free<br>
1013: <br>
1014: Have a laugh and<br>
1015: Be a rock band<br>
1016: This is how it should be!<br>
1017: <br>
1018: CHORUS<br>
1019: <br>
1020: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 1021: <br>
1022: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1023: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1024:
1025: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 1026: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 1027: <h2><font color="#00b000">
1028: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 1029: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1030: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1031: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1032: <br>
1033: <br>
1034: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1035: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1036: <em>
1037: <p>
1038: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1039: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1040: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1041:
1042: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1043: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1044: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1045: </em>
1046: <br>
1047: <p>
1048:
1049: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1050: <a name=50></a>
1051: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
1052: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
1053: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1054: <tr>
1055: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1056: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1057: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1058: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1059: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 1060: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1061: <br>
1062: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1063: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1064: <br>
1065: <br>
1066: <em>
1067: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1068: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1069: for us for many releases.<br>
1070: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1071: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1072: <br>
1073: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1074: a parody magazine!<br>
1075: <br>
1076: </em>
1077: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1078: <br>
1079: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1080: <br>
1081: What? Me Worry?<br>
1082: Not with this stuff<br>
1083: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1084: Nobody get tough<br>
1085: <br>
1086: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1087: Having fun in the woods<br>
1088: Carving out toys<br>
1089: and makin' em good<br>
1090: <br>
1091: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1092: I got so many tricks<br>
1093: I got undercover agents<br>
1094: Even out in the sticks<br>
1095: <br>
1096: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1097: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1098: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1099: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1100: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1101: Little black flies<br>
1102: on a pile of GNU<br>
1103: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1104: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1105: <br>
1.125 sthen 1106: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1107: That's my thang<br>
1108: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1109: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1110: <br>
1111: It's a mad mad world<br>
1112: and number 5 is alive<br>
1113: I gotta black submarine<br>
1114: and I'm built to survive<br>
1115: <br>
1116: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1117: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1118: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1119: And blocked out the sun<br>
1120: <br>
1121: Keep the source open<br>
1122: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1123: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1124: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1125: <br>
1126: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1127: In my treehouse club<br>
1128: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1129: Its secure ya bub<br>
1130: <br>
1131: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1132: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1133: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1134: some Open source stank<br>
1135: <br>
1136: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1137: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1138: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1139: And blocked out the sun<br>
1140: <br>
1141: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1142: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1143: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1144: </td></tr></table>
1145: <p>
1146: <em>
1147: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1148: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1149: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1150: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1151: <br>
1152: <br>
1153: </em>
1154:
1155: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1156: <a name=49></a>
1157: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
1158: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
1159: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1160: <tr>
1161: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1162: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1163: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1164: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1165: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1166: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1167: <br>
1168: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1169: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1170: <br>
1171: <br>
1172: <em>
1173: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1174: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1175: <br>
1176: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1177: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1178: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1179: <br>
1180: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1181: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1182: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1183: <br>
1184: BSD 4.2 was
1185: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1186: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1187: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1188: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1189: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1190: <br>
1191: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1192: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1193: <br>
1194: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1195: <br>
1196: </em>
1197: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1198: <br>
1199: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1200: <br>
1201: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1202: before you can call him a man?<br>
1203: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1204: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1205: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1206: before they are forever banned?<br>
1207: <br>
1208: The answer my friend<br>
1209: BSD 4.2<br>
1210: The answer<br>
1211: BSD 4.2<br>
1212: <br>
1213: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1214: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1215: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1216: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1217: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1218: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1219: <br>
1220: The answer my friend<br>
1221: BSD 4.2<br>
1222: The answer<br>
1223: BSD 4.2<br>
1224: <br>
1225: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1226: to share what is already ours?<br>
1227: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1228: To end up not getting far?<br>
1229: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1230: before we can hear every star?<br>
1231: <br>
1232: The answer my friend<br>
1233: BSD 4.2<br>
1234: The answer<br>
1235: BSD 4.2<br>
1236: <br>
1237: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1238: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1239: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1240: our future is made in the shade<br>
1241: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1242: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1243: <br>
1244: The answer my friend<br>
1245: BSD 4.2<br>
1246: The answer<br>
1247: BSD 4.2<br>
1248: <br>
1249: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1250: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1251: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1252: </td></tr></table>
1253: <p>
1254: <em>
1255: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1256: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1257: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1258: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1259: <br>
1260: <br>
1261: </em>
1262:
1263: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1264: <a name=48></a>
1265: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
1266: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
1267: </a></font></h2>
1268: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1269: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1270: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1271: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1272: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1273: this song.<br>
1274: <br>
1275: [Instrumental]<br>
1276: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1277: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1278: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1279: <br>
1280: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1281: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1282: <br>
1283: <br>
1284: <em>
1285: [Sorry, no commentary]
1286: <br>
1287: </em>
1288: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1289: <br>
1290: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1291: <br>
1292: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1293: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1294: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1295: </td></tr></table>
1296: <p>
1297: <em>
1298: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1299: <br>
1300: <br>
1301: </em>
1302:
1303: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1304: <a name=47></a>
1305: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
1306: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
1307: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1308: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1309: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1310: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1311: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1312: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1313: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1314: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1315: <br>
1316: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1317: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1318: <br>
1319: <br>
1320: <em>
1321: [Sorry, no commentary]
1322: <br>
1323: </em>
1324: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1325: <br>
1326: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1327: <br>
1328: Back when I was twenty<br>
1329: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1330: All that I believed in<br>
1331: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1332: <br>
1333: All I ever wanted<br>
1334: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1335: And all the criticizing<br>
1336: Was something I'd endure<br>
1337: <br>
1338: The changes that I've been through<br>
1339: And the trials along the way<br>
1340: The battle isn't over<br>
1341: And I'm living day by day<br>
1342: <br>
1343: But I'm still here<br>
1344: <br>
1345: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1346: But I'm just being me<br>
1347: With my filter I can hide<br>
1348: My true identity<br>
1349: <br>
1350: One day when I was flying<br>
1351: Across the open skies<br>
1352: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1353: Had been weakened over time<br>
1354: <br>
1355: The server room was burning up<br>
1356: And melting the array<br>
1357: A little breath of cold air<br>
1358: Was enough to save the day<br>
1359: <br>
1360: CHORUS:<br>
1361: But I'm still here<br>
1362: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1363: I'm still free<br>
1364: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1365: I'm still me<br>
1366: <br>
1367: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1368: <br>
1369: Now that I am older<br>
1370: And I've been around so long<br>
1371: The world is ever changing<br>
1372: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1373: <br>
1374: CHORUS:<br>
1375: <br>
1376: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1377: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1378: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1379: </td></tr></table>
1380: <p>
1381: <em>
1382: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1383: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan D. Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1384: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan D. Lewis.
1385: <br>
1386: <br>
1387: </em>
1388:
1389: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1390: <a name=46></a>
1391: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1392: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1393: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1394: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1395: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1396: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1397: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1398: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1399: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1400: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1401: <br>
1402: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1403: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1404: <br>
1405: <br>
1406: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1407: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1408: <br>
1409: </em>
1410: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1411: <br>
1412: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1413: <br>
1414: Welcome to the future<br>
1415: One very rich man<br>
1416: runs the Earth with<br>
1417: one multinational<br>
1418: owns your stuff<br>
1419: and owns your birth<br>
1420: <br>
1421: Everyone is armless<br>
1422: Personal robots<br>
1423: Do it all for you<br>
1424: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1425: One channel TV<br>
1426: never gonna bore you<br>
1427: <br>
1428: CHORUS<br>
1429: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1430: or a way to die<br>
1431: while alive and a loser<br>
1432: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1433: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1434: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1435: <br>
1436: Everyone is happy<br>
1437: No more government<br>
1438: No more media<br>
1439: Only the Company<br>
1440: Entertains you<br>
1441: while it feeds you<br>
1442: <br>
1443: Soylent Green pap<br>
1444: Eating your friends while<br>
1445: shopping, buying<br>
1446: Stupid applications<br>
1447: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1448: <br>
1449: CHORUS<br>
1450: <br>
1451: Take me back<br>
1452: Take me back<br>
1453: Please<br>
1454: Take me back<br>
1455: <br>
1456: Way back in my time<br>
1457: Open source kept<br>
1458: everyone choosing<br>
1459: People knew the insides<br>
1460: Of devices they were using<br>
1461: <br>
1462: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1463: Now it's locked and<br>
1464: dumbed down so much<br>
1465: One button coma<br>
1466: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1467: <br>
1468: CHORUS<br>
1469: <br>
1470: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1471: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1472: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1473: </td></tr></table>
1474: <p>
1475: <em>
1476: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1477: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1478: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1479: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1480: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1481: <br>
1482: <br>
1483: </em>
1484:
1485: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1486: <a name=45></a>
1487: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1488: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1489: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1490: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1491: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1492: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1493: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1494: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1495: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1496: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1497: <br>
1498: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1499: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1500: <br>
1501: <br>
1502: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1503: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1504: <br>
1505: </em>
1506: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1507: <br>
1508: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1509: <br>
1510: I love to hate my PC<br>
1511: But now it's not so easy<br>
1512: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1513: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1514: <br>
1515: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1516: Intel's controlling you<br>
1517: And Microsoft is too<br>
1518: But this is nothing new<br>
1519: <br>
1520: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1521: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1522: Tangles and angles<br>
1523: In what could be straight forward<br>
1524: <br>
1525: Lost connections<br>
1526: Lost my mind<br>
1527: It's such a waste of time<br>
1528: <br>
1529: CHORUS<br>
1530: <br>
1531: Now on the motherboard<br>
1532: Where all my life is stored<br>
1533: Playing with garbage there<br>
1534: With rules so unfair<br>
1535: <br>
1536: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1537: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1538: Forcing us all to play<br>
1539: Our progress interrupted<br>
1540: <br>
1541: Lost connections<br>
1542: Lost my mind<br>
1543: It's such a waste of time<br>
1544: <br>
1545: CHORUS<br>
1546: <br>
1547: Yes I'm a user<br>
1548: And I'm not the only one<br>
1549: I'm not a loser<br>
1550: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1551: <br>
1552: And we will find it<br>
1553: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1554: Map our devices<br>
1555: And we know what it'll take<br>
1556: <br>
1557: Lost connections<br>
1558: Lost my mind<br>
1559: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1560: <br>
1561: (bridge)<br>
1562: On and on<br>
1563: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1564: All and all<br>
1565: We are one<br>
1566: Clean the dream<br>
1567: Gone wrong<br>
1568: We are Tron<br>
1569: On and on and on<br>
1570: <br>
1571: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1572: <br>
1573: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1574: <br>
1575: CHORUS<br>
1576: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1577: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1578: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1579: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1580: </td></tr></table>
1581: <p>
1582: <em>
1583: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1584: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1585: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1586: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1587: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1588: <br>
1589: <br>
1590: </em>
1591:
1592: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1593: <a name=44></a>
1594: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1595: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1596: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1597: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1598: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1599: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1600: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1601: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1602: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1603: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1604: <br>
1605: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1606: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1607: <br>
1608: <br>
1609: <em>
1610: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1611: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1612: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1613: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1614: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1615: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1616: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1617: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1618: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1619: probably not been read by enough people.
1620: <br>
1621: <br>
1622: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1623: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1624: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1625: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1626: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1627: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1628: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1629: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1630: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1631: <br>
1632: <br>
1633: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1634: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1635: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1636: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1637: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1638: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1639: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1640: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1641: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1642: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1643: <br>
1644: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1645: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1646: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1647: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1648: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1649: <br>
1650: <br>
1651: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1652: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1653: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1654: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1655: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1656: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1657: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1658: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1659: <br>
1660: <br>
1661: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1662: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1663: <br>
1664: </em>
1665: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1666: <br>
1667: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1668: <br>
1669: <center>
1670: <br>
1671: Source Wars<br>
1672: Episode IV<br>
1673: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1674: </center>
1675: <br>
1676: Not so very long ago<br>
1677: and not so far away<br>
1678: AT&T made system code<br>
1679: and gave some bits away<br>
1680: <br>
1681: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1682: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1683: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1684: for everyone on Earth<br>
1685: <br>
1686: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1687: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1688: And good old greed was back again<br>
1689: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1690: <br>
1691: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1692: sued BSDi from above<br>
1693: The code is free but<br>
1694: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1695: <br>
1696: The University came calling<br>
1697: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1698: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1699: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1700: <br>
1701: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1702: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1703: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1704: of BSD code all around<br>
1705: <br>
1706: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1707: of credit front to back<br>
1708: This broke the license USL<br>
1709: was using to attack<br>
1710: <br>
1711: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1712: and "settled" out of court<br>
1713: And UCB was big enough<br>
1714: to take it like a sport<br>
1715: <br>
1716: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1717: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1718: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1719: every book with proper dues<br>
1720: <br>
1721: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1722: apologetically<br>
1723: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1724: the same monopoly<br>
1725: <br>
1726: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1727: down if everybody saw<br>
1728: How greed became so big<br>
1729: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1730: <br>
1731: But only one community<br>
1732: the one that makes it tick<br>
1733: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1734: exposing hypocrites<br>
1735: <br>
1736: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1737: to tell the story right<br>
1738: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1739: and kept in shining light<br>
1740: <br>
1741: And may the source be with you<br>
1742: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1743: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1744: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1745: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1746: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1747: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1748: </td></tr></table>
1749: <p>
1750: <em>
1751: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1752: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1753: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1754: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1755: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1756: <br>
1757: <br>
1758: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1759:
1760: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1761: <a name=43></a>
1762: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1763: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1764: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1765: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1766: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1767: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1768: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1769: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1770: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1771: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1772: <br>
1773: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1774: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1775: <br>
1776: <br>
1777: <em>
1778: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1779: who is a lot like
1780: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1781: <br>
1782: <br>
1783: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1784: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1785: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1786: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1787: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1788: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1789: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1790: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1791: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1792: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1793: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1794: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1795: <br>
1796: <br>
1797: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1798: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1799: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1800: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1801: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1802: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1803: <br>
1804: <br>
1805: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1806: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1807: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1808: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1809: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1810: influence which he could use so falsely.
1811: <br>
1812: <br>
1813: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1814: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1815: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1816: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1817: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1818: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1819: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1820: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1821: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1822: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1823: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1824: <br>
1825: <br>
1826: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1827: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1828: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1829: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1830: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1831: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1832: <br>
1833: <br>
1834: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1835: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1836: follow their own stupid rules.
1837: </em>
1838: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1839: <br>
1840: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1841: <br>
1842:
1843: <br>
1844: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1845: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1846: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1847: Tempting harpies<br>
1848: 13 years of treachery<br>
1849: <br>
1850: <br>
1851: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1852: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1853: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1854: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1855: <br>
1856: <br>
1857: But something's wrong with them<br>
1858: They will not take our free wares<br>
1859: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1860: Why are you so scared?<br>
1861: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1862: <br>
1863: <br>
1864: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1865: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1866: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1867: There are many new laws"<br>
1868: <br>
1869: <br>
1.98 okan 1870: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1871: "Puffy!<br>
1872: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1873: <br>
1874: <br>
1875: "First rule one dictates<br>
1876: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1877: <br>
1878: <br>
1879: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1880: <br>
1881: <br>
1882: "And rule two dictates<br>
1883: You must give it to me<br>
1884: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1885: <br>
1886: <br>
1887: "The list goes on of course<br>
1888: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1889: <br>
1890: <br>
1891: "This is madness!<br>
1892: He has lost his mind!<br>
1893: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1894: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1895: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1896: <br>
1897: <br>
1898: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1899: <br>
1900: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1901: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1902: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1903: </td></tr></table>
1904: <p>
1905: <em>
1906: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1907: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1908: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1909: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1910: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1911: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1912: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1913: <br>
1914: <br>
1915: </em>
1916:
1917: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1918: <a name=42></a>
1919: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1920: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1921: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1922: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1923: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1924: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1925: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1926: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1927: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1928: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1929: <br>
1930: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1931: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1932: <br>
1933: <br>
1934: <em>
1935: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1936: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1937: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1938: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1939: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1940: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1941: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1942: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1943: away from the ideals very quickly.
1944: <p>
1.93 jmc 1945: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1946: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1947: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1948: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1949: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1950: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1951: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1952: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1953: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1954: <p>
1955: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1956: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1957: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1958: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1959: led to other issues.
1960: <p>
1961: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1962: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1963: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1964: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1965: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1966: <p>
1967: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1968: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1969: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1970: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1971: projects.
1972: <p>
1973: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1974: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1975: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1976: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1977: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1978: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1979: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1980: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1981: not for their agenda.
1982: <p>
1983: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1984: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1985: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1986: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1987: <p>
1988: </em>
1989: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1990: <br>
1991: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1992: <br>
1993: The starting line is nervous<br>
1994: we burst upon the course<br>
1995: Electric is our passion<br>
1996: An open hearted force<br>
1997: <br>
1998: The water's full of dangers<br>
1999: That interrupt the flow<br>
2000: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2001: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2002: <br>
2003: *Give and get back some<br>
2004: Sharing it all<br>
2005: Path we know best<br>
2006: we're having a ball<br>
2007: Opulent mission<br>
2008: Lost in our passion<br>
2009: You can still choose<br>
2010: If you don't swim to win<br>
2011: you'll never lose*<br>
2012: <br>
2013: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2014: <br>
2015: The window is a wall by now<br>
2016: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2017: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2018: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2019: <br>
2020: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2021: Flies too close to itself<br>
2022: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2023: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2024: <br>
2025: *CHORUS*<br>
2026: <br>
2027: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2028: <br>
2029: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2030: but this is not a race<br>
2031: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2032: for first or second place<br>
2033: <br>
2034: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2035: Were traded for real goals<br>
2036: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2037: For those with corporate souls<br>
2038: <br>
2039: *Give and get back some<br>
2040: Sharing it all<br>
2041: Path we know best<br>
2042: we're having a ball<br>
2043: Give and get zeros<br>
2044: Give and get ones<br>
2045: Given to you but<br>
2046: Not you to us<br>
2047: Opulent mission<br>
2048: Lost in our passion<br>
2049: You can still choose<br>
2050: If you don't swim to win<br>
2051: you'll never lose<br>
2052: You'll never lose*<br>
2053: <br>
2054: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2055: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2056: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2057: </td></tr></table>
2058: <p>
2059: <em>
2060: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2061: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2062: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.90 deraadt 2063: Vocals by Duncan McDonnald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
2064: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2065: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2066: <br>
2067: <br>
2068: </em>
2069:
2070: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2071: <a name=41></a>
2072: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
2073: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
2074: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2075: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2076: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2077: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2078: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2079: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2080: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2081: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2082: <br>
2083: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2084: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2085: <br>
2086: <br>
2087: <em>
2088: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2089: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2090: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2091: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2092: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2093: device support.
2094: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2095: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2096: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2097: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2098: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2099: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2100: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2101: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2102: weird, or even buggy.
2103: <p>
2104: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2105: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2106: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2107: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2108: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2109: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2110: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2111: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2112: OpenBSD, either).
2113: <p>
2114: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2115: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2116: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2117: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2118: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2119: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2120: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2121: <p>
1.82 jsg 2122: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2123: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2124: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2125: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2126: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2127: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2128: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2129: would be fantastic by now.
2130: <p>
2131: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2132: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2133: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2134: </em>
2135: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2136: <br>
2137: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2138: <br>
2139: Here's an old story ...<br>
2140: <br>
2141: <br>
2142: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2143: We all know the details<br>
2144: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2145: some serious loot,<br>
2146: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2147: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2148: The little guy who<br>
2149: did the best with what he had<br>
2150: <br>
2151: <br>
2152: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2153: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2154: in moderation<br>
2155: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2156: <br>
2157: <br>
2158: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2159: never give him the password<br>
2160: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2161: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2162: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2163: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2164: So do the best with what you have<br>
2165: <br>
2166: <br>
2167: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2168: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2169: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2170: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2171: <br>
2172: <br>
2173: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2174: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2175: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2176: then made him better off dead<br>
2177: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2178: <br>
2179: <br>
2180: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2181: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2182: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2183: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2184: for each consecutive cut<br>
2185: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2186: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2187: <br>
2188: <br>
2189: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2190: it's where you dig the well<br>
2191: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2192: the little guy does right<br>
2193: <br>
2194: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2195: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2196: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2197: </td></tr></table>
2198: <p>
2199: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2200: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2201: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2202: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2203: <br>
2204: <br>
2205: </em>
2206:
2207: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 2208: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 2209: <h2><font color="#00b000">
2210: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 2211: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2212: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2213: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2214: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2215: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2216: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2217: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2218: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2219: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2220: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2221: <br>
2222: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2223: <br>
2224: <br>
2225: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2226: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2227: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2228: <p>
2229: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2230: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2231: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2232: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2233: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2234: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2235: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2236: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2237: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2238: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2239: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2240: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2241: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2242: </em>
2243: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2244: <br>
2245: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2246: Be Open<br>
2247: Be Vocal<br>
2248: Stay Open<br>
2249: Stay Vocal<br>
2250: <br>
2251: (repeat)<br>
2252: <br>
2253: OpenBSD<br>
2254: <br>
2255: Twice a year,<br>
2256: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2257: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2258: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2259: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2260: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2261: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2262: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2263: and a license application<br>
2264: is a fishybomination<br>
2265: and a random allocation<br>
2266: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2267: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2268: OK stop.<br>
2269: I get it.<br>
2270: Some asshole lied.<br>
2271: <br>
2272: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2273: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2274: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2275: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2276: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2277: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2278: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2279: OK stop.<br>
2280: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2281: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2282: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2283: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2284: I get it.<br>
2285: Where's my pencils?<br>
2286: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2287: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2288: Be Open<br>
2289: Be Vocal<br>
2290: Stay Open<br>
2291: Stay Vocal<br>
2292: <br>
2293: (repeat)<br>
2294: <br>
2295: Then he has another beer and<br>
2296: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2297: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2298: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2299: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2300: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2301: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2302: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2303: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2304: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2305: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2306: every time, every song!<br>
2307: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2308: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2309: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2310: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2311: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2312: <br>
2313: (beat boxin')<br>
2314: <br>
2315: <br>
2316: </td></tr></table>
2317: <p>
2318: <em>
2319: <br>
2320: </em>
2321:
2322: <hr>
2323: <a name=40></a>
2324: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
2325: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
2326: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2327: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2328: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2329: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2330: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2331: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2332: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2333: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2334: <br>
2335: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2336: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2337: <br>
2338: <br>
2339: <em>
2340: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2341: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2342: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2343: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2344: <br>
2345: <br>
2346: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2347: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2348: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2349: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2350: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2351: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2352: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2353: <br>
2354: <br>
2355: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2356: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2357: <br>
2358: <br>
2359: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2360: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2361: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2362: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2363: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2364: <br>
2365: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2366: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2367: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2368: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2369: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2370: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2371: <br>
2372: <br>
2373: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2374: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2375: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2376: other developers.
2377: </em>
2378: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2379: <br>
2380: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2381: <br>
2382: <br>
2383: <br>
2384: Humppa negala<br>
2385: Humppa negala<br>
2386: Humppa negala<br>
2387: Venismechah<br>
2388: <br>
2389: Humppa negala<br>
2390: Humppa negala<br>
2391: Humppa negala<br>
2392: Venismechah<br>
2393: <br>
2394: Humppa neranenah<br>
2395: Humppa neranenah<br>
2396: Humppa neranenah<br>
2397: Venismechah<br>
2398: <br>
2399: Humppa neranenah<br>
2400: Humppa neranenah<br>
2401: Humppa neranenah<br>
2402: Venismechah<br>
2403: <br>
2404: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2405: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2406: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2407: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2408: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2409: uru achim!<br>
2410: uru achim!<br>
2411: OpenBSD!<br>
2412: <br>
2413: <br>
2414: (circus torture)<br>
2415: <br>
2416: <br>
2417: Humppa negala<br>
2418: Humppa negala<br>
2419: Humppa negala<br>
2420: Venismechah<br>
2421: <br>
2422: Humppa negala<br>
2423: Humppa negala<br>
2424: Humppa negala<br>
2425: Venismechah<br>
2426: <br>
2427: Humppa neranenah<br>
2428: Humppa neranenah<br>
2429: Humppa neranenah<br>
2430: Venismechah<br>
2431: <br>
2432: Humppa neranenah<br>
2433: Humppa neranenah<br>
2434: Humppa neranenah<br>
2435: Venismechah<br>
2436: <br>
2437: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2438: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2439: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2440: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2441: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2442: uru achim!<br>
2443: uru achim!<br>
2444: OpenBSD!<br>
2445: <br>
2446: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2447: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2448: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2449: </td></tr></table>
2450: <p>
2451: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2452: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2453: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2454: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2455: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2456: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2457: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2458: <br>
2459: <br>
2460: </em>
2461:
2462: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2463: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2464: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2465: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2466: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2467: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2468: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2469: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2470: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2471: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2472: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2473: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2474: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2475: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2476: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2477: <br>
2478: <br>
2479: <em>
2480: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2481: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2482: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2483: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2484: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2485: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2486: <br>
2487: <br>
2488: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2489: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2490: <br>
2491: <br>
2492: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2493: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2494: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2495: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2496: <br>
2497: <br>
2498: <ul>
2499: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2500: at any time.<br>
2501: <br>
2502: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2503: <br>
2504: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2505: <br>
2506: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2507: <br>
2508: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2509: <br>
2510: <li>
2511: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2512: less portable.<br>
2513: <br>
2514: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2515: </ul>
2516: <br>
2517: <br>
2518: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2519: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2520: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2521: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2522: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2523: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2524: </em>
2525: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2526: <br>
2527: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2528: <br><br><br>
2529: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2530: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2531: there was nothin' shady<br>
2532: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2533: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2534: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2535: <br>
2536: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2537: blah blah blah<br>
2538: Blah!<br>
2539: <br>
2540: <br>
2541: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2542: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2543: <br>
2544: <br>
2545: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2546: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2547: with a drop of goo<br>
2548: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2549: But by the time he graduated<br>
2550: Blob was business slime!<br>
2551: <br>
2552: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2553: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2554: blah blah<br>
2555: <br>
2556: <br>
2557: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2558: <br>
2559: <br>
2560: Now everybody had it<br>
2561: they was drivin' around<br>
2562: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2563: for convenience now<br>
2564: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2565: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2566: <br>
2567: <br>
2568: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2569: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2570: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2571: blah blah<br>
2572: <br>
2573: <br>
2574: It's linkin' time!<br>
2575: <br>
2576: <br>
2577: Now it was out of control<br>
2578: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2579: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2580: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2581: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2582: <br>
2583: <br>
2584: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2585: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2586: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2587: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2588: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2589: <br>
2590: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2591: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2592: And he battled the Blob<br>
2593: who had crossed the line<br>
2594: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2595: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2596: <br>
2597: <br>
2598: But it was too late!<br>
2599: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2600: He wants your video!<br>
2601: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2602: He wants your drive!<br>
2603: He wants it all!!<br>
2604: <br>
2605: <br>
2606: Somebody help us!<br>
2607: Noooooooo!<br>
2608: NVIDIA!<br>
2609: Intel!<br>
2610: Atheros!<br>
2611: 3-Ware!<br>
2612: VIA!<br>
2613: ATI!<br>
2614: Broadcom!<br>
2615: TI!<br>
2616: Myricom!<br>
2617: HighPoint!<br>
2618: Adaptec!<br>
2619: Mylex!<br>
2620: ICP Vortex!<br>
2621: and IBM!<br>
2622: Takin' over the world!<br>
2623: <br>
2624: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2625: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2626: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2627: </td></tr></table>
2628: <p>
2629: <em>
2630: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2631: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2632: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2633: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2634: Theo de Raadt.
2635: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2636: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2637: Drums by Jim Buick.
2638: <br>
2639: <br>
2640: </em>
2641:
2642: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2643: <a name=38></a>
2644: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2645: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2646: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2647: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2648: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2649: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2650: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2651: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2652: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2653: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2654: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2655: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2656: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2657: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2658: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2659: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2660: <br>
2661: <br>
2662: <em>
2663: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2664: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2665: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2666: their devices.
2667: <p>
2668: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2669: for the
1.168 sthen 2670: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2671: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2672: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2673: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2674: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2675: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2676: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2677: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2678: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2679: <p>
2680: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2681: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2682: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2683: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2684: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2685: "quality" to show its head.
2686: <p>
2687: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2688: <br>
2689: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2690: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2691: <li>Repair
2692: </ul>
2693: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2694: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2695: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2696: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2697: <p>
2698: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2699: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2700: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2701: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2702: <p>
2703: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2704: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2705: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2706: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2707: <p>
2708: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2709: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2710: the AMI controllers.
2711: <p>
2712: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2713: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2714: basic RAID management:
2715: <ul>
2716: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2717: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2718: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2719: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2720: </ul>
2721: <p>
2722: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2723: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2724: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2725: <p>
2726: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2727: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2728: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2729: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2730: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2731: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2732: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2733: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2734: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2735: controllers.
2736: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2737: would not get documentation, either.
2738: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2739: look saintly.
2740: <p>
2741: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2742: in OpenBSD, please buy
2743: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2744: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2745: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2746: will just work</a>.
2747: <p>
2748: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2749: <br>
2750: </em>
2751: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2752: <br>
2753: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2754: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2755: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2756: <br>
2757: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2758: <br>
2759: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2760: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2761: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2762: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2763: <br>
2764: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2765: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2766: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2767: <br>
2768: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2769: <br>
2770: <br>
2771: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2772: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2773: <br>
2774: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2775: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2776: <br>
2777: <br>
2778: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2779: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2780: <br>
2781: <br>
2782: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2783: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2784: <br>
2785: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2786: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2787: <br>
2788: <br>
2789: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2790: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2791: <br>
2792: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2793: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2794: <br>
2795: <br>
2796: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2797: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2798: there before him
2799: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2800: secure operating system,
2801: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2802: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2803: <br>
2804: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2805: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2806: <br>
2807: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2808: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2809: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2810: </td></tr></table>
2811: <p>
2812: <em>
2813: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2814: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2815: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2816: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2817: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2818: <br>
2819: <br>
2820: </em>
2821:
2822: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2823: <a name=37></a>
2824: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2825: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2826: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2827: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2828: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2829: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2830: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2831: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2832: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2833: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2834: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2835: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2836: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2837: <br>
2838: <br>
2839: <em>
2840: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2841: good device support.<br>
2842: <br>
2843: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2844: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2845: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2846: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2847: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2848: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2849: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2850: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2851: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2852: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2853: <br>
2854: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2855: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2856: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2857: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2858: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2859: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2860: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2861: <br>
2862: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2863: <br>
2864: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2865: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2866: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2867: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2868: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2869: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2870: <br>
2871:
2872: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 2873: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2874: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2875: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 2876: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2877: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2878: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 2879: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2880: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2881: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2882: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2883: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 2884: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2885: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2886: <br>
2887: <br>
2888: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2889: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2890: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2891: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2892: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2893: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2894: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2895: development information for all, but are even going further and
2896: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2897: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2898: <br>
2899: </em>
2900: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2901: <br>
2902: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2903: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2904: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2905: send out the alarm<br>
2906: and the shit storm flies<br>
2907: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2908: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2909: twisting up a ride<br>
2910: to the land of OS<br>
2911: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2912: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2913: The open slippers red are<br>
2914: Hers to take<br>
2915: <br>
1.53 otto 2916: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2917: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2918: <br>
2919: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2920: To get yourself back home<br>
2921: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2922: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2923: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2924: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2925: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2926: You'll never lose<br>
2927: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2928: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2929: lazy and insane<br>
2930: but they sang OK<br>
2931: <br>
1.53 otto 2932: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2933: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2934: <br>
2935: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2936: The city glows<br>
2937: It's positively green<br>
2938: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2939: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2940: <br>
2941: Go to the west<br>
2942: You must pass the test<br>
2943: For me<br>
2944: Bring me the ride<br>
2945: of the witch I despise<br>
2946: And you'll be free<br>
2947: <br>
2948: You don't need the broom<br>
2949: You don't need the shoes<br>
2950: You don't need the wiz<br>
2951: You will never lose<br>
2952: You have all you need<br>
2953: You always had heart<br>
2954: You always had courage<br>
2955: Did somebody fart?<br>
2956: You always had brains<br>
2957: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2958: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2959: But you've got some balls<br>
2960: So double click heels<br>
2961: and work with Taiwan<br>
2962: And speak to your doggie<br>
2963: You're already gone....<br>
2964: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2965: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2966: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2967: </td></tr></table>
2968: <p>
2969: <em>
2970: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2971: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2972: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2973: Semaka,
2974: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2975: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2976: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2977: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2978: <br>
2979: <br>
2980: </em>
2981:
2982: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2983: <a name=36></a>
2984: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2985: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2986: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2987: <tr>
2988: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2989: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2990: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2991: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2992: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2993: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2994: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2995: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2996: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2997: <br>
2998: <br>
2999: <em>
3000: What is up with some free software providers?!
3001: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3002: <p>
3003: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3004: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3005: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3006: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3007: going to remember them in the end.
3008: <p>
3009: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3010: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3011: offerings in the last few years:
3012: <ul>
3013: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3014: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3015: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3016: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3017: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3018: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3019: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3020: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3021: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3022: <p>
3023: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3024: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3025: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3026: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3027: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3028: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3029: <p>
3030: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3031: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3032: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3033: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3034: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3035: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3036: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3037: </ul>
3038: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3039: others who will follow them:
3040: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3041: replace it.
3042: <br>
3043: </em>
3044: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3045: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3046: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3047: <br>
3048: <br>
3049: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3050: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3051: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3052: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3053: <p>
3054: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3055: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3056: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3057: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3058: <p>
3059: <br>
3060: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3061: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3062: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3063: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3064: <p>
3065: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3066: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3067: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3068: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3069: <p>
3070: <br>
3071: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3072: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3073: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3074: So he fought the fight<br>
3075: and he set things right<br>
3076: With his OpenBSD<br>
3077: <p>
3078: <br>
3079: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3080: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3081: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3082: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3083: <p>
3084: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3085: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3086: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3087: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3088: <p>
3089: <br>
3090: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3091: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3092: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3093: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3094: <p>
3095: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3096: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3097: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3098: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3099: <p>
3100: <br>
3101: CHORUS<br>
3102: <p>
3103: <br>
3104: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3105: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3106: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3107: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3108: <p>
3109: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3110: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3111: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3112: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3113: <p>
3114: <br>
3115: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3116: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3117: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3118: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3119: <p>
3120: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3121: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3122: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3123: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3124: <p>
3125: <br>
3126: CHORUS<br>
3127: <br>
3128: <p>
3129: That's right!<br>
3130: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3131: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3132: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3133: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3134: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3135: </td></tr></table>
3136: <p>
3137: <em>
3138: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3139: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3140: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3141: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3142: <br>
3143: <br>
3144: </em>
3145:
3146: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3147: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 3148: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
3149: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 3150: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3151: <tr>
3152: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3153: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3154: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3155: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3156: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3157: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3158: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3159: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3160: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3161: <br>
3162: <br>
3163: <em>
3164: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3165: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3166: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3167: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3168: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3169: <p>
3170: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3171: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3172: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3173: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3174: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3175: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3176: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3177: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3178: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3179: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3180: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3181: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3182: <p>
3183: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3184: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3185: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3186: Redundancy Protocol); on
3187: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3188: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3189: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3190: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3191: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3192: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3193: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3194: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3195: There was much deliberation</a>
3196: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3197: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3198: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3199: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3200: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3201: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3202: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3203: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3204: eh?
3205: <p>
3206: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3207: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3208: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3209: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3210: claim patent rights.
3211: <p>
3212: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3213: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3214: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3215: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3216: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3217: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3218: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3219: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3220: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3221: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3222: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3223: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3224: <p>
3225: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3226: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3227: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3228: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3229: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3230: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3231: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3232: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3233: like all others, except against the community.
3234: <p>
3235: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3236: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3237: <p>
3238: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3239: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3240: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3241: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3242: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3243: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3244: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3245: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3246: it to use cryptography.
3247: <p>
3248: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3249: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3250: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3251: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3252: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3253: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3254: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3255: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3256: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3257: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3258: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3259: <p>
3260: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3261: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3262: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3263: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3264: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3265: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3266: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3267: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3268: <p>
3269: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3270: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3271: <br>
3272: </em>
3273: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3274: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3275: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3276: <br>
3277: <br>
3278: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3279: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3280: <br>
3281: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3282: A what?
3283: <br>
3284: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3285: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3286: <br>
3287: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3288: Well, it's free isn't it?
3289: <br>
3290: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3291: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3292: <br>
3293: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3294: What?
3295: <br>
3296: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3297: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3298: <br>
3299: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3300: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3301: <br>
3302: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3303: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3304: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3305: <br>
3306: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3307: You must be a looney.
3308: <br>
3309: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3310: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3311: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3312: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3313: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3314: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3315: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3316: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3317: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3318: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3319: <br>
3320: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3321: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3322: <br>
3323: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3324: Yes.
3325: <br>
3326: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3327: For a free redundancy protocol?
3328: <br>
3329: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3330: Yes.
3331: <br>
3332: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3333: You are a looney.
3334: <br>
3335: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3336: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3337: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3338: VRRP.
3339: <br>
3340: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3341: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3342: <br>
3343: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3344: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3345: <br>
3346: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3347: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3348: <br>
3349: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3350: Yes there is!
3351: <br>
3352: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3353: Isn't!
3354: <br>
3355: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3356: Is!
3357: <br>
3358: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3359: Isn't!
3360: <br>
3361: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3362: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3363: <br>
3364: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3365: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3366: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3367: <br>
3368: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3369: The man didn't have the right form.
3370: <br>
3371: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3372: What man?
3373: <br>
3374: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3375: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3376: <br>
3377: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3378: The looney detector van, you mean.
3379: <br>
3380: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3381: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3382: <br>
3383: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3384: What redundancy detector van?
3385: <br>
3386: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3387: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3388: <br>
3389: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3390: Cizzz-coeee?
3391: <br>
3392: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3393: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3394: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3395: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3396: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3397: <br>
3398: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3399: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3400: <br>
3401: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3402: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3403: <br>
3404: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3405: What PIX?
3406: <br>
3407: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3408: The PIX I'm replacing!
3409: <br>
3410: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3411: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3412: license it?
3413: <br>
3414: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3415: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3416: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3417: <br>
3418: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3419: No they didn't!
3420: <br>
3421: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3422: Did!
3423: <br>
3424: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3425: Didn't!
3426: <br>
3427: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3428: Did, did, did and did!
3429: <br>
3430: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3431: Oh, all right.
3432: <br>
3433: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3434: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3435: license?
3436: <br>
3437: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3438: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3439: <br>
3440: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3441: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3442: <br>
3443: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3444: A license?
3445: <br>
3446: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3447: Yes.
3448: <br>
3449: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3450: For your firewall?
3451: <br>
3452: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3453: No.
3454: <br>
3455: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3456: No?
3457: <br>
3458: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3459: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3460: <br>
3461: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3462: You're off your chump.
3463: <br>
3464: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3465: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3466: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3467: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3468: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3469: <br>
3470: <br>
3471: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3472: <br>
3473: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3474: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3475: But standard it<br>
3476: needs to be free<br>
3477: vis a vis<br>
3478: the IETF<br>
3479: you see?<br>
3480: <br>
3481: But can VRRP<br>
3482: be said to be<br>
3483: or not to be<br>
3484: a standard, see,<br>
3485: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3486: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3487: <br>
3488: Singing...<br>
3489: <br>
3490: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3491: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3492: O P E N B S D<br>
3493: CARP is free<br>
3494: <br>
3495: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3496: let through IETF to mean<br>
3497: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3498: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3499: <br>
3500: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3501: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3502: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3503: <br>
3504: 1 1 2,<br>
3505: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3506: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3507: <br>
3508: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3509: bisected accidentally,<br>
3510: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3511: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3512: <br>
3513: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3514: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3515: <br>
3516: The End<br>
3517: <br>
3518: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3519: <br>
3520: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3521: <br>
3522: Geddy must be free.<br>
3523: <br>
3524: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3525: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3526: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3527: </td></tr></table>
3528: <p>
3529: <em>
3530: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3531: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3532: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3533: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3534: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3535: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3536: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3537: <br>
3538: <br>
3539: </em>
3540:
3541: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3542: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3543: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3544: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3545: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3546: <tr>
3547: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3548: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3549: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3550: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3551: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3552: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3553: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3554: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3555: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3556: <br>
3557: <br>
3558: <em>
3559: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3560: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3561: forces of the draconian government!
3562: <p>
3563: <br>
3564: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3565: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3566: of recent happenings.
3567: <p>
3568: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3569: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3570: security research and development .. on things that
3571: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3572: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3573: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3574: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3575: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3576: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3577: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3578: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3579: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3580: <p>
3581: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3582: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3583: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3584: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3585: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3586: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3587: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3588: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3589: theft of oil.
3590: <p>
3591: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3592: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3593: <p>
3594: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3595: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3596: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3597: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3598: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3599: the project."
3600: <p>
3601: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3602: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3603: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3604: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3605: <p>
3606: Since the termination came near natural contract
3607: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3608: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3609: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3610: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3611: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3612: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3613: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3614: <p>
3615: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3616: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3617: of Robin Hood.
3618: </em>
3619: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3620: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3621: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3622: <br>
3623: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3624: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3625: He had found the crusades<br>
3626: were an endless charade<br>
3627: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3628: <br>
3629: <br>
3630: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3631: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3632: Clever chums they did find<br>
3633: other fish of their kind<br>
3634: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3635: <br>
3636: <br>
3637: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3638: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3639: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3640: for to share online<br>
3641: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3642: <br>
3643: <br>
3644: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3645: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3646: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3647: to the teaming schools<br>
3648: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3649: <br>
3650: <br>
3651: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3652: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3653: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3654: So raise up your glass and<br>
3655: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3656: Fish for never running<br>
3657: and making something good!<br>
3658: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3659: <br>
3660: <br>
3661: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3662: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3663: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3664: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3665: Think he's a hero?<br>
3666: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3667: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3668: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3669: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3670: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3671: or we take away your worms too<br>
3672: <br>
3673: <br>
3674: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3675: Put on your glasses<br>
3676: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3677: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3678: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3679: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3680: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3681: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3682: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3683: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3684: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3685: <br>
3686: <br>
3687: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3688: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3689: And took back all the booty<br>
3690: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3691: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3692: <br>
3693: <br>
3694: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3695: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3696: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3697: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3698: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3699: <br>
3700: <br>
3701: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3702: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3703: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3704: So raise up your glass and<br>
3705: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3706: Fish for never running<br>
3707: and making something good!<br>
3708: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3709: <br>
3710:
3711: <br>
3712: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3713: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3714: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3715: </td></tr></table>
3716: <p>
3717: <em>
3718: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3719: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3720: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3721: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3722: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3723: <br>
3724: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3725: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3726: <br>
3727: </em>
3728:
1.23 jose 3729: <br>
3730: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3731: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3732: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3733: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3734: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3735: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3736: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3737: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3738: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3739: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3740: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3741: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3742: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3743: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3744: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3745: <br>
3746: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3747: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3748: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3749: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3750: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3751: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3752: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3753: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3754: III processors. We want documentation, because
3755: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3756: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3757: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3758: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3759: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3760: mode.<br>
3761: <br>
3762: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3763: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3764: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3765: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3766: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3767: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3768: Black was the protocol<br>
3769: <p>
3770: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3771: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3772: Then from the ocean came<br>
3773: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3774: <br>
3775: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3776: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3777: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3778: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3779: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3780: <p>
3781: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3782: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3783: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3784: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3785: <p>
3786: And there he found<br>
3787: His destiny<br>
3788: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3789: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3790: <p>
3791: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3792: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3793: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3794: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3795: <p>
3796: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3797: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3798: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3799: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3800: <p>
3801: Broke down the guard<br>
3802: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3803: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3804: All alone and only bones<br>
3805: <p>
3806: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3807: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3808: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3809: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3810: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3811: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3812: </td></tr></table>
3813: <p>
3814: <em>
3815: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3816: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3817: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3818: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3819: </em>
3820:
3821: <br>
3822: <hr>
1.9 millert 3823: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3824: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3825: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3826: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3827: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3828: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3829: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3830: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3831: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3832: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3833: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3834: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3835: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3836: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3837: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3838: Goldflipper<br>
3839: With golden skin<br>
3840: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3841: He's the machine<br>
3842: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3843: <p>
3844: And the fish<br>
3845: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3846: And the cat<br>
3847: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3848: <p>
3849: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3850: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3851: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3852: <p>
3853: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3854: <p>
1.9 millert 3855: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3856: catch the spikey one<br>
3857: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3858: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3859: <p>
1.9 millert 3860: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3861: and without a gun<br>
3862: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3863: <p>
1.9 millert 3864: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3865: such a sexy catch<br>
3866: Is she spying on him or<br>
3867: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3868: <p>
1.9 millert 3869: Oh double seven<br>
3870: Send me to Heaven<br>
3871: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3872: <p>
1.9 millert 3873: The women are fond<br>
3874: She knows what to do<br>
3875: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3876: <p>
1.9 millert 3877: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3878: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3879: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3880: <br>
3881: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3882: <p>
3883: <em>
1.9 millert 3884: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3885: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3886: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3887: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3888: </em>
3889:
3890: <br>
3891: <hr>
1.3 ian 3892: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3893: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3894: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3895: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3896: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3897: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3898: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3899: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3900: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3901: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3902: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3903: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3904: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3905: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3906: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3907: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3908: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3909: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3910: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3911: <p>
3912: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3913: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3914: <p>
3915: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3916: Über tragic<br>
3917: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3918: <p>
3919: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3920: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3921: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3922: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3923: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3924: <p>
3925: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3926: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3927: <p>
3928: Chorus
3929: <p>
3930: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3931: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3932: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3933: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3934: <p>
3935: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3936: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3937: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3938: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3939: <p>
3940: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3941: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3942: <p>
3943: <em>
1.3 ian 3944: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3945: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3946: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3947: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3948: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3949: </em>
3950:
1.8 millert 3951: <br>
3952: <hr>
1.9 millert 3953: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3954: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3955: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3956: <p>
3957: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3958: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3959: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3960: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3961: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3962: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3963: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3964: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3965: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3966: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3967: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3968: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3969: <br>
3970: <br>
1.9 millert 3971: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3972: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3973: <p>
1.9 millert 3974: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3975: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3976: <p>
1.9 millert 3977: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3978: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3979: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3980: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3981: <p>
1.9 millert 3982: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3983: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3984: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3985: I'm secure by default<br>
3986: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3987: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3988: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3989: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3990: </td></tr></table>
3991: <p>
1.8 millert 3992: <em>
1.9 millert 3993: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3994: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3995: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3996: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3997: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3998: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3999:
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4001: </html>
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