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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.165 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make a song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.71 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 37: <a href="#59a">5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
38:
39: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 40: <a href="#58a">5.8: "20 years ago today"</a>,
41: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
42:
1.159 deraadt 43: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
44: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 45: <a href="#57">5.7: "Source Fish"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 46: <a href="#56">5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 47: <a href="#55">5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 48: <a href="#54">5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 49: <a href="#53">5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 50: <a href="#52">5.2: "Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 51: <a href="#51">5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a>,
1.131 deraadt 52: <a href="#audio_extra51">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
1.157 deraadt 53:
54: <a href="#audio_extra51b">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 55: <a href="#50">5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.151 bentley 56: <a href="#49">4.9: "The Answer"</a><br>
1.127 deraadt 57: <a href="#48">4.8: "El Puffiachi"</a><br>
58: <a href="#47">4.7: "I'm still here"</a><br>
59: <a href="#46">4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 60: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
61: <br>
62: </td><td valign="top">
1.165 deraadt 63: <a href="#45">4.5: "Games"</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 64: <a href="#44">4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 65: <a href="#43">4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 66: <a href="#42">4.2: "100001 1010101"</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 67: <a href="#41">4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
1.89 deraadt 68: <a href="#40">4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a> and
1.126 deraadt 69: <a href="#audio_extra40">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 70: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
71: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
72: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
73: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
74: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 75: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 76: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 77: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 78: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
79: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 80: </td></tr></table>
1.71 deraadt 81: <br>
1.150 deraadt 82: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
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87: </a>
88: Two audio CDs are also available which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
89: <p>
90: Click to order
1.150 deraadt 91: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a>
1.157 deraadt 92: and
1.150 deraadt 93: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a>.
1.126 deraadt 94: <p>
95: Both CDs contain extra tracks by the artist Ty Semaka
1.165 deraadt 96: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") and others.
1.126 deraadt 97: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" also contains another track by audio-subsystem
98: developer Alexandre Ratchov, mixed and produced using OpenBSD code.
99: <br clear=all>
100: <p>
1.165 deraadt 101:
102: <hr>
103: <a name=59></a>
104: <a name=59a></a>
105: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
106: 5.9: "Doctor W^X"</a></font></h2>
107: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
108: <tr>
109: <td valign="top">
110: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
111: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
112: <br>
113: 4:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
114: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
115: <br>
116: </td><td valign=top>
117: No lyrics.<br>
118: </td><td valign=top align=right>
119: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
120: </td></tr></table>
121: <em>
122: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
123: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
124: </em>
125: <br>
126:
127: <hr>
128: <a name=59b></a>
129: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="59.html">
130: 5.9: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a></font></h2>
131: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
132: <tr>
133: <td valign="top">
134: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
135: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
136: <br>
137: 3:46 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
138: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
139: <br>
140: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
141: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
142: </td><td valign=top>
143: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
144: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
145: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
146: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
147: <p>
148: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
149: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
150: <p>
151: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
152: Über tragic<br>
153: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
154: <p>
155: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
156: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
157: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
158: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
159: <p>
160: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
161: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
162: <p>
163: Chorus
164: <p>
165: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
166: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
167: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
168: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
169: <p>
170: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
171: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
172: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
173: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
174: <p>
175: Chorus<br>
176: </td><td valign=top align=right>
177: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
178: </td></tr></table>
179: <p>
180: <em>
181: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
182: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
183: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
184: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
185: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
186: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
187: </em>
188: <br>
1.158 deraadt 189:
190: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 191: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 192: <a name=58a></a>
193: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
194: 5.8: "20 years ago today"</a></font></h2>
195: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
196: <tr>
197: <td valign="top">
198: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
199: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
200: <br>
201: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
202: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
203: <br>
204: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
205: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
206: <p>
207: <em>
208: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164 tj 209: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
210: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 211: <br>
212: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
213: ~322,000 commits<br>
214: ~44 commits/day average<br>
215: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
216: </em>
217: </td><td valign=top>
218: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
219: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
220: Made commits to many a file<br>
221: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
222: <br>
223: Take a moment to view<br>
224: The source of all this code<br>
225: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
226: <br>
227: We're the openssh repository<br>
228: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
229: The openntpd repository<br>
230: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
231: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
232: The libressl repo too<br>
233: <br>
234: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
235: Re-used far and wide<br>
236: The license is so liberal<br>
237: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
238: We'd love for you to code...<br>
239: <br>
240: I don't really want to have to go<br>
241: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
242: The coder will commit the code<br>
243: That he wants all of you to load<br>
244: <br>
245: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
246: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
247: <br>
248: B... S... D...<br>
249: </td><td valign=top align=right>
250: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
251: </td></tr></table>
252: <p>
253: <em>
254: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
255: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
256: </em>
257: <br>
258:
259: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 260: <a name=58b></a>
261: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
262: 5.8: "Fanza"</a></font></h2>
263: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
264: <tr>
265: <td valign="top">
266: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
267: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
268: <br>
269: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
270: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
271: <br>
272: </td><td valign=top>
273: No lyrics.<br>
274: </td><td valign=top align=right>
275: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
276: </td></tr></table>
277: <em>
278: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
279: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
280: </em>
281: <br>
1.152 deraadt 282:
283: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 284: <a name=58c></a>
285: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
286: 5.8: "So much better"</a></font></h2>
287: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
288: <tr>
289: <td valign="top">
290: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
291: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
292: <br>
293: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
294: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
295: <br>
296: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
297: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
298: </td><td valign=top>
299: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
300: <br>
301: With every release,<br>
302: Puffy becomes better,<br>
303: a little better all the time.<br>
304: <br>
305: With every release,<br>
306: Puffy becomes better,<br>
307: so much better all the time.<br>
308: <br>
309: Let's count in sys:<br>
310: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
311: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
312: <br>
313: With every release,<br>
314: Puffy becomes better,<br>
315: really better all the time.<br>
316: <br>
317: Let's count in log:<br>
318: 314544 commits from developers<br>
319: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
320: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
321: <br>
322: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
323: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
324: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
325: <br>
326: With every release,<br>
327: Puffy becomes better,<br>
328: so much better all the time.<br>
329: <br>
330: With every release,<br>
331: Puffy becomes better,<br>
332: so much better all the time.<br>
333: <br>
334: With every release,<br>
335: Puffy becomes better.<br>
336: <br>
337: With every release,<br>
338: Puffy becomes better,<br>
339: so much better all the time.<br>
340: </td><td valign=top align=right>
341: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
342: </td></tr></table>
343: <p>
344: <em>
345: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
346: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
347: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
348: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 349: </em>
350: <br>
351:
352: <hr>
353: <a name=58d></a>
354: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="58.html">
355: 5.8: "A Year in the Life"</a></font></h2>
356: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
357: <tr>
358: <td valign="top">
359: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
360: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
361: <br>
362: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
363: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
364: <br>
365: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
366: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
367: <br>
368: </td><td valign=top>
369: I read the news today oh boy<br>
370: About a silly man who made a change<br>
371: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
372: Well I just had to laugh<br>
373: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
374: <br>
375: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
376: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
377: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
378: They'd seen such code before<br>
379: Everyone was really sure<br>
380: It was from 1984..<br>
381: <br>
382: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
383: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
384: And though the code was rather gross<br>
385: They held their nose and dove.<br>
386: Having read the code..<br>
387: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
388: <br>
389: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
390: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
391: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
392: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
393: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
394: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
395: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
396: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
397: <br>
398: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
399: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
400: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
401: <br>
402: I read the news today oh boy<br>
403: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
404: And though the holes were rather small<br>
405: They embargoed them all<br>
406: The priviledged get to patch them<br>
407: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
408: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
409: </td><td valign=top align=right>
410: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
411: </td></tr></table>
412: <p>
413: <em>
414: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
415: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
416: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
417: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
418: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
419: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
420: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
421: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
422: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
423: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
424: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
425: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
426: <br>
427: <br>
428: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
429: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 430: </em>
431: <br>
432:
433: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 434: <a name=57></a>
435: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="57.html">
436: 5.7: "Source Fish"</a></font></h2>
437: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
438: <tr>
439: <td valign="top">
440: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
441: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
442: <br>
1.153 deraadt 443: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
444: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 445: <br>
446: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
447: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
448: </td><td valign=top>
449: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
450: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 451: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
452: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 453: <br>
1.154 deraadt 454: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
455: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 456: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 457: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 458: <br>
459: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 460: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 461: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 462: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 463: <br>
464: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 465: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 466: I'm a Source Fish<br>
467: I'm a Source Fish<br>
468: <br>
1.154 deraadt 469: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 470: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 471: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
472: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 473: <br>
1.154 deraadt 474: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 475: I'm a Source Fish<br>
476: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 477: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 478: <br>
1.154 deraadt 479: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
480: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 481: <br>
482: Instrumental<br>
483: <br>
1.154 deraadt 484: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
485: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
486: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
487: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
488: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
489: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
490: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
491: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 492: </td><td valign=top align=right>
493: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
494: </td></tr></table>
495: <p>
496: <em>
497: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
498: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
499: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
500: </em>
501: <br>
1.126 deraadt 502:
503: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 504: <a name=56></a>
505: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="56.html">
506: 5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"</a></font></h2>
507: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
508: <tr>
509: <td valign="top">
510: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
511: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
512: <br>
513: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
514: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
515: <br>
516: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
517: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
518: </td><td valign=top>
519: No lyrics.<br>
520: </td><td valign=top align=right>
521: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
522: </td></tr></table>
523: <p>
524: <em>
525: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
526: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
527: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
528: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
529: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
530: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
531: LibreSSL was released.
532: <p>
533: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
534: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
535: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
536: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
537: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
538: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
539: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
540: <p>
1.149 deraadt 541: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 542: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
543: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
544: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
545: than just posture?
546: </em>
547: <p>
548: <em>
549: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
550: by Jonathan Lewis.
551: </em>
552: <br>
553:
554: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 555: <a name=55></a>
556: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="55.html">
557: 5.5: "Wrap in Time"</a></font></h2>
558: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
559: <tr>
560: <td valign="top">
561: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
562: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
563: <br>
564: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
565: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
566: <br>
567: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
568: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
569: </td><td valign=top>
570: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
571: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
572: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
573: <br>
574: <br>
1.145 deraadt 575: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 576: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
577: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
578: <br>
579: <br>
580: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
581: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
582: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
583: <br>
584: <br>
1.145 deraadt 585: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 586: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
587: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
588: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
589: No bad hacks in time.<br>
590: <br>
591: <br>
592: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
593: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
594: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 595: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 596: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
597: </td></tr></table>
598: <em>
599: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
600: back to 1901. This is known as the
601: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
602: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
603: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
604: <p>
1.146 guenther 605: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 606: solve this.
1.146 guenther 607: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
608: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
609: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
610: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
611: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 612: <p>
613: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 614: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 615: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
616: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
617: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
618: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
619: <p>
620: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
621: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
622: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
623: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
624: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
625: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
626: <p>
627: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
628: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 629: </em>
1.144 deraadt 630: <p>
631: <em>
632: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
633: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
634: </em>
635: <br>
636:
637: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 638: <a name=54></a>
639: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="54.html">
640: 5.4: "Our favorite hacks"</a></font></h2>
641: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
642: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 643: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 644: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
645: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
646: <br>
647: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
648: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
649: <br>
650: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 651: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 652: <br>
653: <br>
654: <em>
655: do { to loop<br>
656: at least one time<br>
657: <br>
658: regexp,<br>
659: to match a chunk of text<br>
660: <br>
661: main, the name,<br>
662: by which I'm called<br>
663: <br>
664: for,<br>
665: another kind of loop<br>
666: <br>
667: sem,<br>
668: a way to block a thread<br>
669: <br>
670: log<br>
671: a func to follow sem<br>
672: <br>
673: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 674: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 675: <br>
676: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
677: <br>
678: </em>
679: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
680: <br>
1.144 deraadt 681: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 682: <br>
683: <br>
684: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
685: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
686: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
687: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
688: <br>
689: <br>
690: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
691: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
692: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
693: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
694: <br>
695: <br>
696: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
697: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
698: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
699: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
700: <br>
701: <br>
702: (chorus)<br>
703: <br>
704: <br>
705: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
706: When I'm feeling mad<br>
707: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
708: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
709: <br>
710: <br>
711: (repeat)<br>
712: <br>
713: <br>
714: (chorus)<br>
715: <br>
716: <br>
717: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
718: When I'm feeling mad<br>
719: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
720: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
721: <br>
722: <br>
1.148 deraadt 723: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 724: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
725: </td></tr></table>
726: <p>
727: <em>
728: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
729: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
730: <br>
731: <br>
732: </em>
733:
734: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 735: <a name=53></a>
736: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="53.html">
737: 5.3: "Blade Swimmer"</a></font></h2>
738: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
739: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 740: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 741: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
742: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
743: <br>
744: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
745: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
746: <br>
747: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
748: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
749: <br>
750: <br>
751: <em>
1.141 deraadt 752: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 753: <br>
754: </em>
755: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
756: <br>
1.144 deraadt 757: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 758: <br>
759: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
760: <br>
761: [laughs]<br>
762: <br>
763: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
764: <br>
765: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
766: <br>
767: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
768: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
769: <br>
770: Time to dump core.<br>
771: <br>
1.148 deraadt 772: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 773: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
774: </td></tr></table>
775: <p>
776: <em>
777: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
778: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
779: <br>
780: <br>
781: </em>
782:
783: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 784: <a name=52></a>
785: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="52.html">
786: 5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"</a></font></h2>
787: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
788: <tr>
789: <td valign="top" width="30%">
790: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
791: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
792: <br>
793: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
794: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
795: <br>
796: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 797: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 798: <br>
799: <br>
800: <em>
1.132 beck 801: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
802: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
803: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
804: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
805: under particular Linux distributions.
806: <p>
807: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
808: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
809: <p>
810: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
811: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 812: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
813: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 814: <p>
815: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
816: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
817: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
818: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
819: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
820: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
821: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 822: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 823: <br>
824: </em>
825: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
826: <br>
827: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
828: <br>
1.132 beck 829: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
830: We are in every way Posix<br>
831: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
832: We won't need any other.<br>
833: <br>
834: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
835: It's better than the last you know<br>
836: Another million bits that changed<br>
837: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 838: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
839: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 840: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
841: <br>
842: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
843: Others can work around this hell<br>
844: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
845: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
846: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
847: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
848: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
849: We are Posix<br>
850: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
851: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 852: <br>
1.148 deraadt 853: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 854: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
855: </td></tr></table>
856: <p>
857: <em>
858: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
859: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
860: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
861: Studios.
862: <br>
863: <br>
864: </em>
865:
866: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 867: <a name=51></a>
868: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="51.html">
869: 5.1: "Bug Busters!"</a></font></h2>
870: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
871: <tr>
872: <td valign="top" width="30%">
873: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
874: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
875: <br>
876: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
877: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
878: <br>
879: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
880: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
881: <br>
882: </em>
883: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
884: <br>
885: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
886: <br>
887: If you've got a bug<br>
888: That you just can't shove<br>
889: Who ya gonna install?<br>
890: Bugbusters!<br>
891: <br>
892: Buffer overflow?<br>
893: Don't know where to go<br>
894: Who ya gonna install?<br>
895: Bugbusters!<br>
896: <br>
897: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
898: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
899: <br>
900: And you're off by one<br>
901: And it ain't no fun<br>
902: Who ya gonna install?<br>
903: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 904: <br>
1.126 deraadt 905: If your system's down<br>
906: And it makes you frown<br>
907: Who ya gonna install?<br>
908: Bugbusters!<br>
909: <br>
910: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
911: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
912: <br>
913: If you need a trace<br>
914: Gonna win that race<br>
915: Who ya gonna install?<br>
916: Bugbusters!<br>
917: <br>
918: If you got a crash<br>
919: And you got no cash<br>
920: Who ya gonna install?<br>
921: Bugbusters!<br>
922: <br>
923: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
924: <br>
925: <br>
1.148 deraadt 926: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 927: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
928: </td></tr></table>
929: <p>
930: <em>
931: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
932: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
933: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
934: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
935: <br>
936: <br>
937: </em>
938:
939: <hr>
940: <a name=audio_extra51></a>
1.147 deraadt 941: <h2><font color="#00b000">
942: "Shut up and Hack"</font></h2>
1.126 deraadt 943: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
944: <tr>
945: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 946: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 947: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 948: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
949: <br>
950: <br>
951: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
952: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
953: <br>
954: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
955: <br>
956: <br>
957: <em>
958: This is an <a href="#audio_extra51">extra track</a> by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
959: <p>
960: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
961: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
962: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
963: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
964: <p>
965: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
966: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
967: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 968: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 969: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
970: <p>
1.150 deraadt 971: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
972: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 973: <p>
974: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
975: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
976: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
977: two bonus tracks).
978: <p>
979: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
980: </em>
981: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
982: <br>
983: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
984: Shut up and hack!<br>
985: In the hack room<br>
986: In the back room<br>
987: Wires everywhere<br>
988: <br>
989: At the tables<br>
990: Fingers able<br>
991: Take another dare!<br>
992: <br>
993: Close up your holes<br>
994: Pick up the slack!<br>
995: Get your head down!<br>
996: Shut up and hack!<br>
997: Close up your holes<br>
998: Pick up the slack!<br>
999: Get your head down!<br>
1000: Shut up and hack!<br>
1001: <br>
1002: Coding faster<br>
1003: You're the master<br>
1004: of security<br>
1005: <br>
1006: In your t-shirts<br>
1007: Hack till it hurts<br>
1008: This is how to be free<br>
1009: <br>
1010: CHORUS<br>
1011: <br>
1012: Hit the pub now<br>
1013: We're a club now<br>
1014: Trading genius for free<br>
1015: <br>
1016: Have a laugh and<br>
1017: Be a rock band<br>
1018: This is how it should be!<br>
1019: <br>
1020: CHORUS<br>
1021: <br>
1022: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 1023: <br>
1024: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1025: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1026:
1027: <hr>
1.128 deraadt 1028: <a name=audio_extra51b></a>
1.147 deraadt 1029: <h2><font color="#00b000">
1030: "Sonate aux insomniaques"</font></h2>
1.129 deraadt 1031: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1032: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1033: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1034: <br>
1035: <br>
1036: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1037: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1038: <em>
1039: <p>
1040: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1041: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1042: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1043:
1044: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1045: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1046: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1047: </em>
1048: <br>
1049: <p>
1050:
1051: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1052: <a name=50></a>
1053: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="50.html">
1054: 5.0: "What Me Worry?"</a></font></h2>
1055: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1056: <tr>
1057: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1058: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1059: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1060: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1061: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 1062: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1063: <br>
1064: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1065: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1066: <br>
1067: <br>
1068: <em>
1069: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1070: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1071: for us for many releases.<br>
1072: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1073: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1074: <br>
1075: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1076: a parody magazine!<br>
1077: <br>
1078: </em>
1079: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1080: <br>
1081: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1082: <br>
1083: What? Me Worry?<br>
1084: Not with this stuff<br>
1085: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1086: Nobody get tough<br>
1087: <br>
1088: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1089: Having fun in the woods<br>
1090: Carving out toys<br>
1091: and makin' em good<br>
1092: <br>
1093: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1094: I got so many tricks<br>
1095: I got undercover agents<br>
1096: Even out in the sticks<br>
1097: <br>
1098: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1099: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1100: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1101: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1102: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1103: Little black flies<br>
1104: on a pile of GNU<br>
1105: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1106: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1107: <br>
1.125 sthen 1108: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1109: That's my thang<br>
1110: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1111: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1112: <br>
1113: It's a mad mad world<br>
1114: and number 5 is alive<br>
1115: I gotta black submarine<br>
1116: and I'm built to survive<br>
1117: <br>
1118: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1119: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1120: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1121: And blocked out the sun<br>
1122: <br>
1123: Keep the source open<br>
1124: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1125: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1126: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1127: <br>
1128: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1129: In my treehouse club<br>
1130: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1131: Its secure ya bub<br>
1132: <br>
1133: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1134: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1135: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1136: some Open source stank<br>
1137: <br>
1138: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1139: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1140: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1141: And blocked out the sun<br>
1142: <br>
1143: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1144: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1145: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1146: </td></tr></table>
1147: <p>
1148: <em>
1149: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1150: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1151: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1152: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1153: <br>
1154: <br>
1155: </em>
1156:
1157: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1158: <a name=49></a>
1159: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="49.html">
1160: 4.9: "The Answer"</a></font></h2>
1161: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1162: <tr>
1163: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1164: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1165: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1166: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1167: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1168: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1169: <br>
1170: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1171: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1172: <br>
1173: <br>
1174: <em>
1175: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1176: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1177: <br>
1178: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1179: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1180: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1181: <br>
1182: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1183: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1184: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1185: <br>
1186: BSD 4.2 was
1187: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1188: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1189: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1190: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1191: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1192: <br>
1193: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1194: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1195: <br>
1196: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1197: <br>
1198: </em>
1199: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1200: <br>
1201: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1202: <br>
1203: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1204: before you can call him a man?<br>
1205: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1206: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1207: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1208: before they are forever banned?<br>
1209: <br>
1210: The answer my friend<br>
1211: BSD 4.2<br>
1212: The answer<br>
1213: BSD 4.2<br>
1214: <br>
1215: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1216: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1217: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1218: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1219: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1220: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1221: <br>
1222: The answer my friend<br>
1223: BSD 4.2<br>
1224: The answer<br>
1225: BSD 4.2<br>
1226: <br>
1227: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1228: to share what is already ours?<br>
1229: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1230: To end up not getting far?<br>
1231: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1232: before we can hear every star?<br>
1233: <br>
1234: The answer my friend<br>
1235: BSD 4.2<br>
1236: The answer<br>
1237: BSD 4.2<br>
1238: <br>
1239: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1240: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1241: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1242: our future is made in the shade<br>
1243: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1244: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1245: <br>
1246: The answer my friend<br>
1247: BSD 4.2<br>
1248: The answer<br>
1249: BSD 4.2<br>
1250: <br>
1251: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1252: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1253: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1254: </td></tr></table>
1255: <p>
1256: <em>
1257: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1258: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1259: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1260: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1261: <br>
1262: <br>
1263: </em>
1264:
1265: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1266: <a name=48></a>
1267: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="48.html">
1268: 4.8: "El Puffiachi"<br>
1269: </a></font></h2>
1270: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1271: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1272: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1273: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1274: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1275: this song.<br>
1276: <br>
1277: [Instrumental]<br>
1278: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1279: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1280: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1281: <br>
1282: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1283: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1284: <br>
1285: <br>
1286: <em>
1287: [Sorry, no commentary]
1288: <br>
1289: </em>
1290: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1291: <br>
1292: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1293: <br>
1294: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1295: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1296: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1297: </td></tr></table>
1298: <p>
1299: <em>
1300: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1301: <br>
1302: <br>
1303: </em>
1304:
1305: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1306: <a name=47></a>
1307: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="47.html">
1308: 4.7: "I'm still here"</a></font></h2>
1309: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1310: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1311: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1312: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1313: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1314: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1315: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1316: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1317: <br>
1318: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1319: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1320: <br>
1321: <br>
1322: <em>
1323: [Sorry, no commentary]
1324: <br>
1325: </em>
1326: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1327: <br>
1328: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1329: <br>
1330: Back when I was twenty<br>
1331: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1332: All that I believed in<br>
1333: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1334: <br>
1335: All I ever wanted<br>
1336: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1337: And all the criticizing<br>
1338: Was something I'd endure<br>
1339: <br>
1340: The changes that I've been through<br>
1341: And the trials along the way<br>
1342: The battle isn't over<br>
1343: And I'm living day by day<br>
1344: <br>
1345: But I'm still here<br>
1346: <br>
1347: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1348: But I'm just being me<br>
1349: With my filter I can hide<br>
1350: My true identity<br>
1351: <br>
1352: One day when I was flying<br>
1353: Across the open skies<br>
1354: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1355: Had been weakened over time<br>
1356: <br>
1357: The server room was burning up<br>
1358: And melting the array<br>
1359: A little breath of cold air<br>
1360: Was enough to save the day<br>
1361: <br>
1362: CHORUS:<br>
1363: But I'm still here<br>
1364: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1365: I'm still free<br>
1366: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1367: I'm still me<br>
1368: <br>
1369: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1370: <br>
1371: Now that I am older<br>
1372: And I've been around so long<br>
1373: The world is ever changing<br>
1374: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1375: <br>
1376: CHORUS:<br>
1377: <br>
1378: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1379: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1380: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1381: </td></tr></table>
1382: <p>
1383: <em>
1384: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 ! benno 1385: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
! 1386: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1387: <br>
1388: <br>
1389: </em>
1390:
1391: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1392: <a name=46></a>
1393: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="46.html">
1394: 4.6: "Planet of the Users"</a></font></h2>
1395: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1396: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1397: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1398: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1399: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1400: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1401: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1402: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1403: <br>
1404: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1405: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1406: <br>
1407: <br>
1408: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1409: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1410: <br>
1411: </em>
1412: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1413: <br>
1414: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1415: <br>
1416: Welcome to the future<br>
1417: One very rich man<br>
1418: runs the Earth with<br>
1419: one multinational<br>
1420: owns your stuff<br>
1421: and owns your birth<br>
1422: <br>
1423: Everyone is armless<br>
1424: Personal robots<br>
1425: Do it all for you<br>
1426: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1427: One channel TV<br>
1428: never gonna bore you<br>
1429: <br>
1430: CHORUS<br>
1431: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1432: or a way to die<br>
1433: while alive and a loser<br>
1434: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1435: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1436: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1437: <br>
1438: Everyone is happy<br>
1439: No more government<br>
1440: No more media<br>
1441: Only the Company<br>
1442: Entertains you<br>
1443: while it feeds you<br>
1444: <br>
1445: Soylent Green pap<br>
1446: Eating your friends while<br>
1447: shopping, buying<br>
1448: Stupid applications<br>
1449: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1450: <br>
1451: CHORUS<br>
1452: <br>
1453: Take me back<br>
1454: Take me back<br>
1455: Please<br>
1456: Take me back<br>
1457: <br>
1458: Way back in my time<br>
1459: Open source kept<br>
1460: everyone choosing<br>
1461: People knew the insides<br>
1462: Of devices they were using<br>
1463: <br>
1464: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1465: Now it's locked and<br>
1466: dumbed down so much<br>
1467: One button coma<br>
1468: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1469: <br>
1470: CHORUS<br>
1471: <br>
1472: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1473: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1474: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1475: </td></tr></table>
1476: <p>
1477: <em>
1478: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1479: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1480: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1481: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1482: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1483: <br>
1484: <br>
1485: </em>
1486:
1487: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1488: <a name=45></a>
1489: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="45.html">
1490: 4.5: "Games"</a></font></h2>
1491: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1492: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1493: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1494: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1495: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1496: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1497: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1498: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1499: <br>
1500: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1501: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1502: <br>
1503: <br>
1504: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1505: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1506: <br>
1507: </em>
1508: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1509: <br>
1510: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1511: <br>
1512: I love to hate my PC<br>
1513: But now it's not so easy<br>
1514: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1515: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1516: <br>
1517: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1518: Intel's controlling you<br>
1519: And Microsoft is too<br>
1520: But this is nothing new<br>
1521: <br>
1522: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1523: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1524: Tangles and angles<br>
1525: In what could be straight forward<br>
1526: <br>
1527: Lost connections<br>
1528: Lost my mind<br>
1529: It's such a waste of time<br>
1530: <br>
1531: CHORUS<br>
1532: <br>
1533: Now on the motherboard<br>
1534: Where all my life is stored<br>
1535: Playing with garbage there<br>
1536: With rules so unfair<br>
1537: <br>
1538: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1539: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1540: Forcing us all to play<br>
1541: Our progress interrupted<br>
1542: <br>
1543: Lost connections<br>
1544: Lost my mind<br>
1545: It's such a waste of time<br>
1546: <br>
1547: CHORUS<br>
1548: <br>
1549: Yes I'm a user<br>
1550: And I'm not the only one<br>
1551: I'm not a loser<br>
1552: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1553: <br>
1554: And we will find it<br>
1555: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1556: Map our devices<br>
1557: And we know what it'll take<br>
1558: <br>
1559: Lost connections<br>
1560: Lost my mind<br>
1561: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1562: <br>
1563: (bridge)<br>
1564: On and on<br>
1565: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1566: All and all<br>
1567: We are one<br>
1568: Clean the dream<br>
1569: Gone wrong<br>
1570: We are Tron<br>
1571: On and on and on<br>
1572: <br>
1573: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1574: <br>
1575: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1576: <br>
1577: CHORUS<br>
1578: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1579: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1580: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1581: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1582: </td></tr></table>
1583: <p>
1584: <em>
1585: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1586: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1587: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1588: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1589: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1590: <br>
1591: <br>
1592: </em>
1593:
1594: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1595: <a name=44></a>
1596: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="44.html">
1597: 4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</a></font></h2>
1598: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1599: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1600: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1601: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1602: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1603: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1604: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1605: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1606: <br>
1607: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1608: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1609: <br>
1610: <br>
1611: <em>
1612: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1613: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1614: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1615: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1616: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1617: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1618: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1619: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1620: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1621: probably not been read by enough people.
1622: <br>
1623: <br>
1624: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1625: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1626: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1627: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1628: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1629: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1630: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1631: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1632: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1633: <br>
1634: <br>
1635: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1636: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1637: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1638: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1639: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1640: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1641: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1642: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1643: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1644: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1645: <br>
1646: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1647: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1648: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1649: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1650: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1651: <br>
1652: <br>
1653: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1654: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1655: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1656: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1657: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1658: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1659: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1660: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1661: <br>
1662: <br>
1663: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1664: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1665: <br>
1666: </em>
1667: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1668: <br>
1669: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1670: <br>
1671: <center>
1672: <br>
1673: Source Wars<br>
1674: Episode IV<br>
1675: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1676: </center>
1677: <br>
1678: Not so very long ago<br>
1679: and not so far away<br>
1680: AT&T made system code<br>
1681: and gave some bits away<br>
1682: <br>
1683: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1684: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1685: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1686: for everyone on Earth<br>
1687: <br>
1688: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1689: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1690: And good old greed was back again<br>
1691: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1692: <br>
1693: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1694: sued BSDi from above<br>
1695: The code is free but<br>
1696: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1697: <br>
1698: The University came calling<br>
1699: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1700: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1701: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1702: <br>
1703: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1704: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1705: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1706: of BSD code all around<br>
1707: <br>
1708: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1709: of credit front to back<br>
1710: This broke the license USL<br>
1711: was using to attack<br>
1712: <br>
1713: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1714: and "settled" out of court<br>
1715: And UCB was big enough<br>
1716: to take it like a sport<br>
1717: <br>
1718: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1719: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1720: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1721: every book with proper dues<br>
1722: <br>
1723: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1724: apologetically<br>
1725: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1726: the same monopoly<br>
1727: <br>
1728: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1729: down if everybody saw<br>
1730: How greed became so big<br>
1731: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1732: <br>
1733: But only one community<br>
1734: the one that makes it tick<br>
1735: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1736: exposing hypocrites<br>
1737: <br>
1738: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1739: to tell the story right<br>
1740: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1741: and kept in shining light<br>
1742: <br>
1743: And may the source be with you<br>
1744: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1745: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1746: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1747: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1748: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1749: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1750: </td></tr></table>
1751: <p>
1752: <em>
1753: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1754: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1755: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1756: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1757: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1758: <br>
1759: <br>
1760: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1761:
1762: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1763: <a name=43></a>
1764: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="43.html">
1765: 4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"</a></font></h2>
1766: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1767: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1768: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1769: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1770: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1771: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1772: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1773: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1774: <br>
1775: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1776: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1777: <br>
1778: <br>
1779: <em>
1780: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1781: who is a lot like
1782: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1783: <br>
1784: <br>
1785: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1786: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1787: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1788: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1789: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1790: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1791: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1792: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1793: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1794: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1795: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1796: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1797: <br>
1798: <br>
1799: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1800: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1801: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1802: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1803: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1804: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1805: <br>
1806: <br>
1807: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1808: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1809: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1810: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1811: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1812: influence which he could use so falsely.
1813: <br>
1814: <br>
1815: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1816: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1817: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1818: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1819: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1820: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1821: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1822: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1823: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1824: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1825: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1826: <br>
1827: <br>
1828: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1829: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1830: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1831: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1832: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1833: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1834: <br>
1835: <br>
1836: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1837: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1838: follow their own stupid rules.
1839: </em>
1840: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1841: <br>
1842: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1843: <br>
1844:
1845: <br>
1846: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1847: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1848: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1849: Tempting harpies<br>
1850: 13 years of treachery<br>
1851: <br>
1852: <br>
1853: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1854: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1855: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1856: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1857: <br>
1858: <br>
1859: But something's wrong with them<br>
1860: They will not take our free wares<br>
1861: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1862: Why are you so scared?<br>
1863: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1864: <br>
1865: <br>
1866: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1867: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1868: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1869: There are many new laws"<br>
1870: <br>
1871: <br>
1.98 okan 1872: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1873: "Puffy!<br>
1874: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1875: <br>
1876: <br>
1877: "First rule one dictates<br>
1878: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1879: <br>
1880: <br>
1881: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1882: <br>
1883: <br>
1884: "And rule two dictates<br>
1885: You must give it to me<br>
1886: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1887: <br>
1888: <br>
1889: "The list goes on of course<br>
1890: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1891: <br>
1892: <br>
1893: "This is madness!<br>
1894: He has lost his mind!<br>
1895: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1896: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1897: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1898: <br>
1899: <br>
1900: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1901: <br>
1902: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1903: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1904: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1905: </td></tr></table>
1906: <p>
1907: <em>
1908: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1909: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1910: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1911: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1912: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1913: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1914: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1915: <br>
1916: <br>
1917: </em>
1918:
1919: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1920: <a name=42></a>
1921: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="42.html">
1922: 4.2: "100001 1010101"</a></font></h2>
1923: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1924: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1925: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1926: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1927: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1928: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1929: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1930: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1931: <br>
1932: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1933: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1934: <br>
1935: <br>
1936: <em>
1937: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1938: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1939: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1940: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1941: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1942: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1943: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1944: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1945: away from the ideals very quickly.
1946: <p>
1.93 jmc 1947: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1948: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1949: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1950: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1951: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1952: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1953: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1954: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1955: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1956: <p>
1957: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1958: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1959: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1960: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1961: led to other issues.
1962: <p>
1963: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1964: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1965: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1966: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1967: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1968: <p>
1969: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1970: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1971: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1972: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1973: projects.
1974: <p>
1975: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1976: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1977: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1978: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1979: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1980: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1981: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1982: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1983: not for their agenda.
1984: <p>
1985: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1986: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1987: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1988: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1989: <p>
1990: </em>
1991: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1992: <br>
1993: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1994: <br>
1995: The starting line is nervous<br>
1996: we burst upon the course<br>
1997: Electric is our passion<br>
1998: An open hearted force<br>
1999: <br>
2000: The water's full of dangers<br>
2001: That interrupt the flow<br>
2002: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2003: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2004: <br>
2005: *Give and get back some<br>
2006: Sharing it all<br>
2007: Path we know best<br>
2008: we're having a ball<br>
2009: Opulent mission<br>
2010: Lost in our passion<br>
2011: You can still choose<br>
2012: If you don't swim to win<br>
2013: you'll never lose*<br>
2014: <br>
2015: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2016: <br>
2017: The window is a wall by now<br>
2018: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2019: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2020: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2021: <br>
2022: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2023: Flies too close to itself<br>
2024: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2025: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2026: <br>
2027: *CHORUS*<br>
2028: <br>
2029: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2030: <br>
2031: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2032: but this is not a race<br>
2033: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2034: for first or second place<br>
2035: <br>
2036: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2037: Were traded for real goals<br>
2038: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2039: For those with corporate souls<br>
2040: <br>
2041: *Give and get back some<br>
2042: Sharing it all<br>
2043: Path we know best<br>
2044: we're having a ball<br>
2045: Give and get zeros<br>
2046: Give and get ones<br>
2047: Given to you but<br>
2048: Not you to us<br>
2049: Opulent mission<br>
2050: Lost in our passion<br>
2051: You can still choose<br>
2052: If you don't swim to win<br>
2053: you'll never lose<br>
2054: You'll never lose*<br>
2055: <br>
2056: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2057: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2058: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2059: </td></tr></table>
2060: <p>
2061: <em>
2062: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2063: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2064: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 ! benno 2065: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2066: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2067: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2068: <br>
2069: <br>
2070: </em>
2071:
2072: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2073: <a name=41></a>
2074: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="41.html">
2075: 4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a></font></h2>
2076: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2077: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2078: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2079: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2080: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2081: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2082: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2083: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2084: <br>
2085: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2086: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2087: <br>
2088: <br>
2089: <em>
2090: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2091: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2092: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2093: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2094: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2095: device support.
2096: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2097: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2098: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2099: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2100: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2101: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2102: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2103: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2104: weird, or even buggy.
2105: <p>
2106: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2107: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2108: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2109: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2110: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2111: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2112: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2113: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2114: OpenBSD, either).
2115: <p>
2116: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2117: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2118: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2119: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2120: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2121: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2122: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2123: <p>
1.82 jsg 2124: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2125: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2126: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2127: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2128: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2129: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2130: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2131: would be fantastic by now.
2132: <p>
2133: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2134: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2135: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2136: </em>
2137: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2138: <br>
2139: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2140: <br>
2141: Here's an old story ...<br>
2142: <br>
2143: <br>
2144: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2145: We all know the details<br>
2146: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2147: some serious loot,<br>
2148: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2149: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2150: The little guy who<br>
2151: did the best with what he had<br>
2152: <br>
2153: <br>
2154: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2155: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2156: in moderation<br>
2157: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2158: <br>
2159: <br>
2160: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2161: never give him the password<br>
2162: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2163: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2164: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2165: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2166: So do the best with what you have<br>
2167: <br>
2168: <br>
2169: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2170: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2171: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2172: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2173: <br>
2174: <br>
2175: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2176: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2177: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2178: then made him better off dead<br>
2179: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2180: <br>
2181: <br>
2182: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2183: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2184: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2185: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2186: for each consecutive cut<br>
2187: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2188: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2189: <br>
2190: <br>
2191: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2192: it's where you dig the well<br>
2193: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2194: the little guy does right<br>
2195: <br>
2196: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2197: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2198: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2199: </td></tr></table>
2200: <p>
2201: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2202: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2203: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2204: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2205: <br>
2206: <br>
2207: </em>
2208:
2209: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 2210: <a name=audio_extra40></a>
1.147 deraadt 2211: <h2><font color="#00b000">
2212: "OpenVOX"</font></h2>
1.76 deraadt 2213: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2214: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2215: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2216: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2217: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2218: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2219: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2220: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2221: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2222: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2223: <br>
2224: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2225: <br>
2226: <br>
2227: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2228: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2229: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2230: <p>
2231: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2232: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2233: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2234: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2235: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2236: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2237: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2238: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2239: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2240: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2241: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2242: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2243: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2244: </em>
2245: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2246: <br>
2247: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2248: Be Open<br>
2249: Be Vocal<br>
2250: Stay Open<br>
2251: Stay Vocal<br>
2252: <br>
2253: (repeat)<br>
2254: <br>
2255: OpenBSD<br>
2256: <br>
2257: Twice a year,<br>
2258: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2259: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2260: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2261: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2262: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2263: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2264: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2265: and a license application<br>
2266: is a fishybomination<br>
2267: and a random allocation<br>
2268: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2269: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2270: OK stop.<br>
2271: I get it.<br>
2272: Some asshole lied.<br>
2273: <br>
2274: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2275: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2276: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2277: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2278: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2279: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2280: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2281: OK stop.<br>
2282: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2283: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2284: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2285: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2286: I get it.<br>
2287: Where's my pencils?<br>
2288: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2289: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2290: Be Open<br>
2291: Be Vocal<br>
2292: Stay Open<br>
2293: Stay Vocal<br>
2294: <br>
2295: (repeat)<br>
2296: <br>
2297: Then he has another beer and<br>
2298: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2299: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2300: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2301: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2302: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2303: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2304: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2305: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2306: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2307: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2308: every time, every song!<br>
2309: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2310: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2311: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2312: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2313: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2314: <br>
2315: (beat boxin')<br>
2316: <br>
2317: <br>
2318: </td></tr></table>
2319: <p>
2320: <em>
2321: <br>
2322: </em>
2323:
2324: <hr>
2325: <a name=40></a>
2326: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
2327: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
2328: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2329: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2330: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2331: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2332: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2333: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2334: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2335: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2336: <br>
2337: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2338: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2339: <br>
2340: <br>
2341: <em>
2342: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2343: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2344: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2345: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2346: <br>
2347: <br>
2348: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2349: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2350: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2351: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2352: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2353: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2354: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2355: <br>
2356: <br>
2357: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2358: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2359: <br>
2360: <br>
2361: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2362: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2363: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2364: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2365: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2366: <br>
2367: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2368: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2369: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2370: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2371: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2372: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2373: <br>
2374: <br>
2375: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2376: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2377: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2378: other developers.
2379: </em>
2380: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2381: <br>
2382: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2383: <br>
2384: <br>
2385: <br>
2386: Humppa negala<br>
2387: Humppa negala<br>
2388: Humppa negala<br>
2389: Venismechah<br>
2390: <br>
2391: Humppa negala<br>
2392: Humppa negala<br>
2393: Humppa negala<br>
2394: Venismechah<br>
2395: <br>
2396: Humppa neranenah<br>
2397: Humppa neranenah<br>
2398: Humppa neranenah<br>
2399: Venismechah<br>
2400: <br>
2401: Humppa neranenah<br>
2402: Humppa neranenah<br>
2403: Humppa neranenah<br>
2404: Venismechah<br>
2405: <br>
2406: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2407: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2408: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2409: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2410: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2411: uru achim!<br>
2412: uru achim!<br>
2413: OpenBSD!<br>
2414: <br>
2415: <br>
2416: (circus torture)<br>
2417: <br>
2418: <br>
2419: Humppa negala<br>
2420: Humppa negala<br>
2421: Humppa negala<br>
2422: Venismechah<br>
2423: <br>
2424: Humppa negala<br>
2425: Humppa negala<br>
2426: Humppa negala<br>
2427: Venismechah<br>
2428: <br>
2429: Humppa neranenah<br>
2430: Humppa neranenah<br>
2431: Humppa neranenah<br>
2432: Venismechah<br>
2433: <br>
2434: Humppa neranenah<br>
2435: Humppa neranenah<br>
2436: Humppa neranenah<br>
2437: Venismechah<br>
2438: <br>
2439: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2440: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2441: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2442: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2443: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2444: uru achim!<br>
2445: uru achim!<br>
2446: OpenBSD!<br>
2447: <br>
2448: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2449: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2450: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2451: </td></tr></table>
2452: <p>
2453: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2454: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2455: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2456: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2457: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2458: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2459: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2460: <br>
2461: <br>
2462: </em>
2463:
2464: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2465: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 2466: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 2467: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
2468: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2469: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2470: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2471: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2472: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2473: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2474: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2475: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2476: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2477: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2478: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2479: <br>
2480: <br>
2481: <em>
2482: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2483: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2484: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2485: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2486: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2487: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2488: <br>
2489: <br>
2490: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2491: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2492: <br>
2493: <br>
2494: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2495: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2496: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2497: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2498: <br>
2499: <br>
2500: <ul>
2501: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2502: at any time.<br>
2503: <br>
2504: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2505: <br>
2506: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2507: <br>
2508: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2509: <br>
2510: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2511: <br>
2512: <li>
2513: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2514: less portable.<br>
2515: <br>
2516: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2517: </ul>
2518: <br>
2519: <br>
2520: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2521: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2522: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2523: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2524: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2525: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2526: </em>
2527: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2528: <br>
2529: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2530: <br><br><br>
2531: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2532: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2533: there was nothin' shady<br>
2534: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2535: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2536: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2537: <br>
2538: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2539: blah blah blah<br>
2540: Blah!<br>
2541: <br>
2542: <br>
2543: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2544: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2545: <br>
2546: <br>
2547: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2548: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2549: with a drop of goo<br>
2550: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2551: But by the time he graduated<br>
2552: Blob was business slime!<br>
2553: <br>
2554: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2555: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2556: blah blah<br>
2557: <br>
2558: <br>
2559: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2560: <br>
2561: <br>
2562: Now everybody had it<br>
2563: they was drivin' around<br>
2564: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2565: for convenience now<br>
2566: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2567: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2568: <br>
2569: <br>
2570: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2571: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2572: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2573: blah blah<br>
2574: <br>
2575: <br>
2576: It's linkin' time!<br>
2577: <br>
2578: <br>
2579: Now it was out of control<br>
2580: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2581: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2582: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2583: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2584: <br>
2585: <br>
2586: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2587: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2588: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2589: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2590: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2591: <br>
2592: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2593: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2594: And he battled the Blob<br>
2595: who had crossed the line<br>
2596: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2597: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2598: <br>
2599: <br>
2600: But it was too late!<br>
2601: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2602: He wants your video!<br>
2603: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2604: He wants your drive!<br>
2605: He wants it all!!<br>
2606: <br>
2607: <br>
2608: Somebody help us!<br>
2609: Noooooooo!<br>
2610: NVIDIA!<br>
2611: Intel!<br>
2612: Atheros!<br>
2613: 3-Ware!<br>
2614: VIA!<br>
2615: ATI!<br>
2616: Broadcom!<br>
2617: TI!<br>
2618: Myricom!<br>
2619: HighPoint!<br>
2620: Adaptec!<br>
2621: Mylex!<br>
2622: ICP Vortex!<br>
2623: and IBM!<br>
2624: Takin' over the world!<br>
2625: <br>
2626: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2627: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2628: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2629: </td></tr></table>
2630: <p>
2631: <em>
2632: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2633: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2634: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2635: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2636: Theo de Raadt.
2637: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2638: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2639: Drums by Jim Buick.
2640: <br>
2641: <br>
2642: </em>
2643:
2644: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2645: <a name=38></a>
2646: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
2647: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
2648: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2649: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2650: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2651: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2652: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2653: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2654: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2655: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2656: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2657: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2658: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2659: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2660: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2661: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2662: <br>
2663: <br>
2664: <em>
2665: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2666: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2667: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2668: their devices.
2669: <p>
2670: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2671: for the
1.168 sthen 2672: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2673: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2674: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2675: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2676: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2677: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2678: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2679: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2680: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2681: <p>
2682: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2683: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2684: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2685: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2686: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2687: "quality" to show its head.
2688: <p>
2689: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2690: <br>
2691: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2692: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2693: <li>Repair
2694: </ul>
2695: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2696: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2697: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2698: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2699: <p>
2700: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2701: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2702: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2703: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2704: <p>
2705: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2706: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2707: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2708: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2709: <p>
2710: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2711: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2712: the AMI controllers.
2713: <p>
2714: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2715: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2716: basic RAID management:
2717: <ul>
2718: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2719: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2720: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2721: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2722: </ul>
2723: <p>
2724: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2725: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2726: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2727: <p>
2728: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2729: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2730: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2731: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2732: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2733: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2734: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2735: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2736: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2737: controllers.
2738: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2739: would not get documentation, either.
2740: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2741: look saintly.
2742: <p>
2743: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2744: in OpenBSD, please buy
2745: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2746: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2747: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2748: will just work</a>.
2749: <p>
2750: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2751: <br>
2752: </em>
2753: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2754: <br>
2755: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2756: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2757: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2758: <br>
2759: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2760: <br>
2761: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2762: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2763: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2764: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2765: <br>
2766: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2767: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2768: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2769: <br>
2770: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2771: <br>
2772: <br>
2773: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2774: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2775: <br>
2776: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2777: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2778: <br>
2779: <br>
2780: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2781: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2782: <br>
2783: <br>
2784: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2785: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2786: <br>
2787: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2788: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2789: <br>
2790: <br>
2791: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2792: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2793: <br>
2794: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2795: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2796: <br>
2797: <br>
2798: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2799: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2800: there before him
2801: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2802: secure operating system,
2803: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2804: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2805: <br>
2806: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2807: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2808: <br>
2809: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2810: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2811: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2812: </td></tr></table>
2813: <p>
2814: <em>
2815: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2816: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2817: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2818: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2819: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2820: <br>
2821: <br>
2822: </em>
2823:
2824: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2825: <a name=37></a>
2826: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
2827: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
2828: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2829: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2830: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2831: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2832: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2833: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2834: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2835: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2836: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2837: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2838: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2839: <br>
2840: <br>
2841: <em>
2842: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2843: good device support.<br>
2844: <br>
2845: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2846: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2847: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2848: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2849: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2850: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2851: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2852: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2853: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2854: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2855: <br>
2856: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2857: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2858: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2859: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2860: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2861: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2862: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2863: <br>
2864: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2865: <br>
2866: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2867: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2868: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2869: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2870: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2871: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2872: <br>
2873:
2874: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 2875: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2876: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2877: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 2878: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2879: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2880: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 2881: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2882: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2883: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2884: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2885: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 2886: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2887: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2888: <br>
2889: <br>
2890: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2891: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2892: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2893: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2894: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2895: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2896: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2897: development information for all, but are even going further and
2898: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2899: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2900: <br>
2901: </em>
2902: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2903: <br>
2904: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2905: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2906: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2907: send out the alarm<br>
2908: and the shit storm flies<br>
2909: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2910: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2911: twisting up a ride<br>
2912: to the land of OS<br>
2913: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2914: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2915: The open slippers red are<br>
2916: Hers to take<br>
2917: <br>
1.53 otto 2918: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2919: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2920: <br>
2921: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2922: To get yourself back home<br>
2923: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2924: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2925: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2926: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2927: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2928: You'll never lose<br>
2929: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2930: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2931: lazy and insane<br>
2932: but they sang OK<br>
2933: <br>
1.53 otto 2934: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2935: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2936: <br>
2937: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2938: The city glows<br>
2939: It's positively green<br>
2940: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2941: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2942: <br>
2943: Go to the west<br>
2944: You must pass the test<br>
2945: For me<br>
2946: Bring me the ride<br>
2947: of the witch I despise<br>
2948: And you'll be free<br>
2949: <br>
2950: You don't need the broom<br>
2951: You don't need the shoes<br>
2952: You don't need the wiz<br>
2953: You will never lose<br>
2954: You have all you need<br>
2955: You always had heart<br>
2956: You always had courage<br>
2957: Did somebody fart?<br>
2958: You always had brains<br>
2959: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2960: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2961: But you've got some balls<br>
2962: So double click heels<br>
2963: and work with Taiwan<br>
2964: And speak to your doggie<br>
2965: You're already gone....<br>
2966: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2967: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2968: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2969: </td></tr></table>
2970: <p>
2971: <em>
2972: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2973: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2974: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2975: Semaka,
2976: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2977: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2978: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2979: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2980: <br>
2981: <br>
2982: </em>
2983:
2984: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2985: <a name=36></a>
2986: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
2987: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
2988: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2989: <tr>
2990: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2991: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2992: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2993: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2994: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2995: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2996: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2997: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2998: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2999: <br>
3000: <br>
3001: <em>
3002: What is up with some free software providers?!
3003: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3004: <p>
3005: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3006: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3007: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3008: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3009: going to remember them in the end.
3010: <p>
3011: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3012: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3013: offerings in the last few years:
3014: <ul>
3015: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3016: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3017: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3018: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3019: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3020: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3021: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3022: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3023: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3024: <p>
3025: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3026: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3027: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3028: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3029: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3030: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3031: <p>
3032: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3033: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3034: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3035: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3036: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3037: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3038: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3039: </ul>
3040: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3041: others who will follow them:
3042: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3043: replace it.
3044: <br>
3045: </em>
3046: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3047: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3048: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3049: <br>
3050: <br>
3051: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3052: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3053: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3054: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3055: <p>
3056: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3057: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3058: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3059: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3060: <p>
3061: <br>
3062: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3063: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3064: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3065: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3066: <p>
3067: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3068: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3069: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3070: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3071: <p>
3072: <br>
3073: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3074: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3075: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3076: So he fought the fight<br>
3077: and he set things right<br>
3078: With his OpenBSD<br>
3079: <p>
3080: <br>
3081: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3082: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3083: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3084: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3085: <p>
3086: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3087: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3088: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3089: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3090: <p>
3091: <br>
3092: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3093: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3094: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3095: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3096: <p>
3097: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3098: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3099: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3100: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3101: <p>
3102: <br>
3103: CHORUS<br>
3104: <p>
3105: <br>
3106: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3107: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3108: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3109: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3110: <p>
3111: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3112: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3113: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3114: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3115: <p>
3116: <br>
3117: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3118: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3119: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3120: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3121: <p>
3122: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3123: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3124: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3125: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3126: <p>
3127: <br>
3128: CHORUS<br>
3129: <br>
3130: <p>
3131: That's right!<br>
3132: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3133: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3134: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3135: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3136: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3137: </td></tr></table>
3138: <p>
3139: <em>
3140: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3141: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3142: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3143: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3144: <br>
3145: <br>
3146: </em>
3147:
3148: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3149: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 3150: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
3151: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 3152: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3153: <tr>
3154: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3155: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3156: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3157: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3158: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3159: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3160: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3161: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3162: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3163: <br>
3164: <br>
3165: <em>
3166: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3167: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3168: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3169: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3170: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3171: <p>
3172: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3173: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3174: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3175: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3176: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3177: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3178: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3179: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3180: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3181: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3182: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3183: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3184: <p>
3185: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3186: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3187: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3188: Redundancy Protocol); on
3189: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3190: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3191: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3192: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3193: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3194: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3195: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3196: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3197: There was much deliberation</a>
3198: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3199: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3200: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3201: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3202: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3203: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3204: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3205: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3206: eh?
3207: <p>
3208: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3209: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3210: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3211: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3212: claim patent rights.
3213: <p>
3214: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3215: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3216: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3217: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3218: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3219: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3220: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3221: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3222: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3223: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3224: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3225: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3226: <p>
3227: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3228: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3229: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3230: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3231: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3232: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3233: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3234: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3235: like all others, except against the community.
3236: <p>
3237: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3238: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3239: <p>
3240: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3241: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3242: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3243: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3244: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3245: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3246: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3247: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3248: it to use cryptography.
3249: <p>
3250: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3251: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3252: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3253: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3254: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3255: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3256: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3257: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3258: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3259: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3260: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3261: <p>
3262: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3263: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3264: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3265: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3266: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3267: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3268: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3269: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3270: <p>
3271: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3272: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3273: <br>
3274: </em>
3275: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3276: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3277: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3278: <br>
3279: <br>
3280: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3281: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3282: <br>
3283: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3284: A what?
3285: <br>
3286: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3287: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3288: <br>
3289: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3290: Well, it's free isn't it?
3291: <br>
3292: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3293: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3294: <br>
3295: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3296: What?
3297: <br>
3298: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3299: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3300: <br>
3301: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3302: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3303: <br>
3304: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3305: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3306: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3307: <br>
3308: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3309: You must be a looney.
3310: <br>
3311: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3312: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3313: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3314: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3315: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3316: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3317: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3318: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3319: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3320: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3321: <br>
3322: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3323: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3324: <br>
3325: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3326: Yes.
3327: <br>
3328: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3329: For a free redundancy protocol?
3330: <br>
3331: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3332: Yes.
3333: <br>
3334: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3335: You are a looney.
3336: <br>
3337: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3338: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3339: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3340: VRRP.
3341: <br>
3342: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3343: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3344: <br>
3345: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3346: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3347: <br>
3348: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3349: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3350: <br>
3351: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3352: Yes there is!
3353: <br>
3354: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3355: Isn't!
3356: <br>
3357: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3358: Is!
3359: <br>
3360: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3361: Isn't!
3362: <br>
3363: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3364: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3365: <br>
3366: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3367: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3368: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3369: <br>
3370: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3371: The man didn't have the right form.
3372: <br>
3373: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3374: What man?
3375: <br>
3376: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3377: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3378: <br>
3379: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3380: The looney detector van, you mean.
3381: <br>
3382: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3383: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3384: <br>
3385: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3386: What redundancy detector van?
3387: <br>
3388: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3389: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3390: <br>
3391: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3392: Cizzz-coeee?
3393: <br>
3394: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3395: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3396: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3397: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3398: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3399: <br>
3400: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3401: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3402: <br>
3403: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3404: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3405: <br>
3406: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3407: What PIX?
3408: <br>
3409: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3410: The PIX I'm replacing!
3411: <br>
3412: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3413: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3414: license it?
3415: <br>
3416: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3417: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3418: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3419: <br>
3420: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3421: No they didn't!
3422: <br>
3423: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3424: Did!
3425: <br>
3426: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3427: Didn't!
3428: <br>
3429: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3430: Did, did, did and did!
3431: <br>
3432: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3433: Oh, all right.
3434: <br>
3435: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3436: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3437: license?
3438: <br>
3439: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3440: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3441: <br>
3442: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3443: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3444: <br>
3445: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3446: A license?
3447: <br>
3448: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3449: Yes.
3450: <br>
3451: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3452: For your firewall?
3453: <br>
3454: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3455: No.
3456: <br>
3457: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3458: No?
3459: <br>
3460: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3461: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3462: <br>
3463: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3464: You're off your chump.
3465: <br>
3466: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3467: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3468: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3469: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3470: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3471: <br>
3472: <br>
3473: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3474: <br>
3475: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3476: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3477: But standard it<br>
3478: needs to be free<br>
1.172 ! benno 3479: vis-a-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3480: the IETF<br>
3481: you see?<br>
3482: <br>
3483: But can VRRP<br>
3484: be said to be<br>
3485: or not to be<br>
3486: a standard, see,<br>
3487: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3488: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3489: <br>
3490: Singing...<br>
3491: <br>
3492: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3493: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3494: O P E N B S D<br>
3495: CARP is free<br>
3496: <br>
3497: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3498: let through IETF to mean<br>
3499: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3500: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3501: <br>
3502: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3503: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3504: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3505: <br>
3506: 1 1 2,<br>
3507: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3508: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3509: <br>
3510: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3511: bisected accidentally,<br>
3512: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3513: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3514: <br>
3515: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3516: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3517: <br>
3518: The End<br>
3519: <br>
3520: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3521: <br>
3522: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3523: <br>
3524: Geddy must be free.<br>
3525: <br>
3526: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3527: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3528: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3529: </td></tr></table>
3530: <p>
3531: <em>
3532: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3533: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3534: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3535: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3536: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3537: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3538: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3539: <br>
3540: <br>
3541: </em>
3542:
3543: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3544: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 3545: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
3546: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 3547: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3548: <tr>
3549: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3550: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3551: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3552: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3553: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3554: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3555: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3556: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3557: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3558: <br>
3559: <br>
3560: <em>
3561: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3562: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3563: forces of the draconian government!
3564: <p>
3565: <br>
3566: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3567: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3568: of recent happenings.
3569: <p>
3570: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3571: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3572: security research and development .. on things that
3573: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3574: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3575: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3576: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3577: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3578: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3579: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3580: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3581: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3582: <p>
3583: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3584: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3585: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3586: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3587: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3588: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3589: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3590: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3591: theft of oil.
3592: <p>
3593: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3594: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3595: <p>
3596: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3597: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3598: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3599: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3600: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3601: the project."
3602: <p>
3603: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3604: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3605: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3606: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3607: <p>
3608: Since the termination came near natural contract
3609: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3610: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3611: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3612: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3613: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3614: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3615: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3616: <p>
3617: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3618: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3619: of Robin Hood.
3620: </em>
3621: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3622: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3623: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3624: <br>
3625: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3626: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3627: He had found the crusades<br>
3628: were an endless charade<br>
3629: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3630: <br>
3631: <br>
3632: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3633: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3634: Clever chums they did find<br>
3635: other fish of their kind<br>
3636: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3637: <br>
3638: <br>
3639: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3640: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3641: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3642: for to share online<br>
3643: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3644: <br>
3645: <br>
3646: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3647: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3648: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3649: to the teaming schools<br>
3650: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3651: <br>
3652: <br>
3653: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3654: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3655: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3656: So raise up your glass and<br>
3657: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3658: Fish for never running<br>
3659: and making something good!<br>
3660: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3661: <br>
3662: <br>
3663: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3664: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3665: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3666: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3667: Think he's a hero?<br>
3668: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3669: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3670: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3671: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3672: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3673: or we take away your worms too<br>
3674: <br>
3675: <br>
3676: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3677: Put on your glasses<br>
3678: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3679: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3680: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3681: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3682: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3683: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3684: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3685: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3686: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3687: <br>
3688: <br>
3689: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3690: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3691: And took back all the booty<br>
3692: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3693: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3694: <br>
3695: <br>
3696: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3697: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3698: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3699: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3700: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3701: <br>
3702: <br>
3703: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3704: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3705: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3706: So raise up your glass and<br>
3707: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3708: Fish for never running<br>
3709: and making something good!<br>
3710: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3711: <br>
3712:
3713: <br>
3714: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3715: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3716: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3717: </td></tr></table>
3718: <p>
3719: <em>
3720: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3721: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3722: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3723: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3724: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3725: <br>
3726: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3727: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3728: <br>
3729: </em>
3730:
1.23 jose 3731: <br>
3732: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3733: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 3734: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
3735: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3736: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3737: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3738: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3739: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3740: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3741: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3742: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3743: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3744: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3745: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3746: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3747: <br>
3748: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3749: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3750: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3751: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3752: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3753: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3754: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3755: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3756: III processors. We want documentation, because
3757: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3758: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3759: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3760: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3761: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3762: mode.<br>
3763: <br>
3764: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3765: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3766: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3767: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3768: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3769: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3770: Black was the protocol<br>
3771: <p>
3772: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3773: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3774: Then from the ocean came<br>
3775: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3776: <br>
3777: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3778: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3779: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3780: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3781: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3782: <p>
3783: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3784: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3785: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3786: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3787: <p>
3788: And there he found<br>
3789: His destiny<br>
3790: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3791: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3792: <p>
3793: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3794: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3795: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3796: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3797: <p>
3798: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3799: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3800: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3801: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3802: <p>
3803: Broke down the guard<br>
3804: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3805: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3806: All alone and only bones<br>
3807: <p>
3808: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3809: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3810: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3811: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3812: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3813: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3814: </td></tr></table>
3815: <p>
3816: <em>
3817: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3818: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3819: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3820: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3821: </em>
3822:
3823: <br>
3824: <hr>
1.9 millert 3825: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 3826: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
3827: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3828: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3829: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3830: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3831: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3832: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3833: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3834: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3835: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3836: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3837: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3838: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3839: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3840: Goldflipper<br>
3841: With golden skin<br>
3842: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3843: He's the machine<br>
3844: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3845: <p>
3846: And the fish<br>
3847: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3848: And the cat<br>
3849: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3850: <p>
3851: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3852: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3853: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3854: <p>
3855: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3856: <p>
1.9 millert 3857: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3858: catch the spikey one<br>
3859: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3860: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3861: <p>
1.9 millert 3862: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3863: and without a gun<br>
3864: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3865: <p>
1.9 millert 3866: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3867: such a sexy catch<br>
3868: Is she spying on him or<br>
3869: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3870: <p>
1.9 millert 3871: Oh double seven<br>
3872: Send me to Heaven<br>
3873: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3874: <p>
1.9 millert 3875: The women are fond<br>
3876: She knows what to do<br>
3877: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3878: <p>
1.9 millert 3879: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3880: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3881: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3882: <br>
3883: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3884: <p>
3885: <em>
1.9 millert 3886: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3887: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3888: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3889: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3890: </em>
3891:
3892: <br>
3893: <hr>
1.3 ian 3894: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 3895: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
3896: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3897: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3898: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3899: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3900: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3901: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3902: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3903: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3904: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3905: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3906: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3907: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3908: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3909: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3910: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3911: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3912: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3913: <p>
3914: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3915: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3916: <p>
3917: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3918: Über tragic<br>
3919: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3920: <p>
3921: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3922: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3923: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3924: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3925: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3926: <p>
3927: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3928: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3929: <p>
3930: Chorus
3931: <p>
3932: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3933: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3934: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3935: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3936: <p>
3937: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3938: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3939: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3940: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3941: <p>
3942: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3943: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3944: <p>
3945: <em>
1.3 ian 3946: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3947: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3948: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3949: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3950: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3951: </em>
3952:
1.8 millert 3953: <br>
3954: <hr>
1.9 millert 3955: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 3956: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
3957: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 3958: <p>
3959: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3960: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3961: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3962: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3963: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3964: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3965: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3966: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3967: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3968: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3969: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3970: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3971: <br>
3972: <br>
1.9 millert 3973: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3974: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3975: <p>
1.9 millert 3976: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3977: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3978: <p>
1.9 millert 3979: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3980: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3981: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3982: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3983: <p>
1.9 millert 3984: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3985: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3986: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3987: I'm secure by default<br>
3988: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3989: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3990: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3991: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3992: </td></tr></table>
3993: <p>
1.8 millert 3994: <em>
1.9 millert 3995: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3996: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3997: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3998: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3999: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4000: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4001:
1.1 deraadt 4002: </body>
4003: </html>
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