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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 ! deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
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1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.71 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.175 ! deraadt 37: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
! 38:
! 39: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
! 40: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
! 41: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
! 42:
! 43: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
! 44: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
! 45: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
! 46: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
! 47: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
! 48: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
! 49: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
! 50: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
! 51: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
! 52: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
! 53:
! 54: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
! 55: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
! 56: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
! 57: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
! 58: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
! 59: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 60: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
61: <br>
62: </td><td valign="top">
1.175 ! deraadt 63: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
! 64: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
! 65: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
! 66: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
! 67: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
! 68: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
! 69: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
! 70: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
! 71: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
! 72: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
! 73: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
! 74: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
! 75: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
! 76: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
! 77: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
! 78: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
! 79: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
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1.175 ! deraadt 88: Two audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each.
1.126 deraadt 89: <p>
1.175 ! deraadt 90: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> (no longer available)
! 91: <br>
! 92: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">"The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> (no longer available)
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95: <hr>
96: <a name=59></a>
97: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 98: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 99: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
100: <tr>
101: <td valign="top">
102: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
103: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
104: <br>
105: 4:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
106: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
107: <br>
108: </td><td valign=top>
109: No lyrics.<br>
110: </td><td valign=top align=right>
111: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
112: </td></tr></table>
113: <em>
114: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
115: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
116: </em>
117: <br>
118:
119: <hr>
120: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 121: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 122: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
123: <tr>
124: <td valign="top">
125: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
126: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
127: <br>
128: 3:46 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
129: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
130: <br>
131: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
132: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
133: </td><td valign=top>
134: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
135: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
136: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
137: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
138: <p>
139: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
140: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
141: <p>
142: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
143: Über tragic<br>
144: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
145: <p>
146: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
147: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
148: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
149: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
150: <p>
151: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
152: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
153: <p>
154: Chorus
155: <p>
156: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
157: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
158: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
159: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
160: <p>
161: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
162: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
163: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
164: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
165: <p>
166: Chorus<br>
167: </td><td valign=top align=right>
168: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
169: </td></tr></table>
170: <p>
171: <em>
172: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
173: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
174: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
175: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
176: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
177: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
178: </em>
179: <br>
1.158 deraadt 180:
181: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 182: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 183: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 184: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 185: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
186: <tr>
187: <td valign="top">
188: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
189: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
190: <br>
191: 2:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
192: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
193: <br>
194: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
195: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
196: <p>
197: <em>
198: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree<br>was done at
1.164 tj 199: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
200: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 201: <br>
202: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
203: ~322,000 commits<br>
204: ~44 commits/day average<br>
205: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
206: </em>
207: </td><td valign=top>
208: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
209: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
210: Made commits to many a file<br>
211: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
212: <br>
213: Take a moment to view<br>
214: The source of all this code<br>
215: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
216: <br>
217: We're the openssh repository<br>
218: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
219: The openntpd repository<br>
220: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
221: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
222: The libressl repo too<br>
223: <br>
224: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
225: Re-used far and wide<br>
226: The license is so liberal<br>
227: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
228: We'd love for you to code...<br>
229: <br>
230: I don't really want to have to go<br>
231: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
232: The coder will commit the code<br>
233: That he wants all of you to load<br>
234: <br>
235: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
236: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
237: <br>
238: B... S... D...<br>
239: </td><td valign=top align=right>
240: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
241: </td></tr></table>
242: <p>
243: <em>
244: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
245: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
246: </em>
247: <br>
248:
249: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 250: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 251: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 252: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
253: <tr>
254: <td valign="top">
255: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
256: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
257: <br>
258: 3:45 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
259: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
260: <br>
261: </td><td valign=top>
262: No lyrics.<br>
263: </td><td valign=top align=right>
264: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
265: </td></tr></table>
266: <em>
267: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
268: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
269: </em>
270: <br>
1.152 deraadt 271:
272: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 273: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 274: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 275: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
276: <tr>
277: <td valign="top">
278: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
279: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
280: <br>
281: 3:06 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
282: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
283: <br>
284: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
285: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
286: </td><td valign=top>
287: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
288: <br>
289: With every release,<br>
290: Puffy becomes better,<br>
291: a little better all the time.<br>
292: <br>
293: With every release,<br>
294: Puffy becomes better,<br>
295: so much better all the time.<br>
296: <br>
297: Let's count in sys:<br>
298: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
299: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
300: <br>
301: With every release,<br>
302: Puffy becomes better,<br>
303: really better all the time.<br>
304: <br>
305: Let's count in log:<br>
306: 314544 commits from developers<br>
307: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
308: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
309: <br>
310: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
311: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
312: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
313: <br>
314: With every release,<br>
315: Puffy becomes better,<br>
316: so much better all the time.<br>
317: <br>
318: With every release,<br>
319: Puffy becomes better,<br>
320: so much better all the time.<br>
321: <br>
322: With every release,<br>
323: Puffy becomes better.<br>
324: <br>
325: With every release,<br>
326: Puffy becomes better,<br>
327: so much better all the time.<br>
328: </td><td valign=top align=right>
329: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
330: </td></tr></table>
331: <p>
332: <em>
333: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
334: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
335: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
336: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 337: </em>
338: <br>
339:
340: <hr>
341: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 342: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 343: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
344: <tr>
345: <td valign="top">
346: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
347: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
348: <br>
349: 4:52 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
350: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
351: <br>
352: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
353: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
354: <br>
355: </td><td valign=top>
356: I read the news today oh boy<br>
357: About a silly man who made a change<br>
358: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
359: Well I just had to laugh<br>
360: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
361: <br>
362: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
363: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
364: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
365: They'd seen such code before<br>
366: Everyone was really sure<br>
367: It was from 1984..<br>
368: <br>
369: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
370: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
371: And though the code was rather gross<br>
372: They held their nose and dove.<br>
373: Having read the code..<br>
374: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
375: <br>
376: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
377: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
378: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
379: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
380: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
381: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
382: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
383: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
384: <br>
385: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
386: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
387: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
388: <br>
389: I read the news today oh boy<br>
390: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
391: And though the holes were rather small<br>
392: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 393: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 394: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
395: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
396: </td><td valign=top align=right>
397: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
398: </td></tr></table>
399: <p>
400: <em>
401: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
402: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
403: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
404: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
405: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
406: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
407: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
408: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
409: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
410: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
411: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
412: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
413: <br>
414: <br>
415: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
416: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 417: </em>
418: <br>
419:
420: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 421: <a name=57></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 422: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 423: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
424: <tr>
425: <td valign="top">
426: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
427: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
428: <br>
1.153 deraadt 429: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
430: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 431: <br>
432: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
433: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
434: </td><td valign=top>
435: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
436: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 437: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
438: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 439: <br>
1.154 deraadt 440: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
441: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 442: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 443: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 444: <br>
445: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 446: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 447: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 448: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 449: <br>
450: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 451: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 452: I'm a Source Fish<br>
453: I'm a Source Fish<br>
454: <br>
1.154 deraadt 455: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 456: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 457: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
458: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 459: <br>
1.154 deraadt 460: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 461: I'm a Source Fish<br>
462: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 463: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 464: <br>
1.154 deraadt 465: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
466: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 467: <br>
468: Instrumental<br>
469: <br>
1.154 deraadt 470: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
471: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
472: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
473: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
474: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
475: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
476: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
477: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 478: </td><td valign=top align=right>
479: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
480: </td></tr></table>
481: <p>
482: <em>
483: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
484: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
485: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
486: </em>
487: <br>
1.126 deraadt 488:
489: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 490: <a name=56></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 491: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 492: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
493: <tr>
494: <td valign="top">
495: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
496: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
497: <br>
498: 3:54 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
499: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
500: <br>
501: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
502: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
503: </td><td valign=top>
504: No lyrics.<br>
505: </td><td valign=top align=right>
506: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
507: </td></tr></table>
508: <p>
509: <em>
510: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
511: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
512: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
513: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
514: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
515: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
516: LibreSSL was released.
517: <p>
518: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
519: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
520: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
521: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
522: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
523: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
524: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
525: <p>
1.149 deraadt 526: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 527: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
528: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
529: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
530: than just posture?
531: </em>
532: <p>
533: <em>
534: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
535: by Jonathan Lewis.
536: </em>
537: <br>
538:
539: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 540: <a name=55></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 541: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 542: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
543: <tr>
544: <td valign="top">
545: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
546: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
547: <br>
548: 4:18 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
549: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
550: <br>
551: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
552: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
553: </td><td valign=top>
554: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
555: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
556: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
557: <br>
558: <br>
1.145 deraadt 559: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 560: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
561: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
562: <br>
563: <br>
564: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
565: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
566: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
567: <br>
568: <br>
1.145 deraadt 569: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 570: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
571: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
572: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
573: No bad hacks in time.<br>
574: <br>
575: <br>
576: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
577: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
578: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 579: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 580: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
581: </td></tr></table>
582: <em>
583: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
584: back to 1901. This is known as the
585: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
586: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
587: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
588: <p>
1.146 guenther 589: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 590: solve this.
1.146 guenther 591: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
592: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
593: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
594: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
595: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 596: <p>
597: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 598: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 599: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
600: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
601: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
602: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
603: <p>
604: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
605: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
606: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
607: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
608: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
609: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
610: <p>
611: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
612: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 613: </em>
1.144 deraadt 614: <p>
615: <em>
616: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
617: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
618: </em>
619: <br>
620:
621: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 622: <a name=54></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 623: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 624: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
625: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 626: <td valign="top">
1.137 deraadt 627: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
628: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
629: <br>
630: 2:27 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
631: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
632: <br>
633: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 634: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 635: <br>
636: <br>
637: <em>
638: do { to loop<br>
639: at least one time<br>
640: <br>
641: regexp,<br>
642: to match a chunk of text<br>
643: <br>
644: main, the name,<br>
645: by which I'm called<br>
646: <br>
647: for,<br>
648: another kind of loop<br>
649: <br>
650: sem,<br>
651: a way to block a thread<br>
652: <br>
653: log<br>
654: a func to follow sem<br>
655: <br>
656: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 657: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 658: <br>
659: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
660: <br>
661: </em>
662: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
663: <br>
1.144 deraadt 664: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 665: <br>
666: <br>
667: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
668: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
669: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
670: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
671: <br>
672: <br>
673: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
674: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
675: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
676: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
677: <br>
678: <br>
679: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
680: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
681: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
682: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
683: <br>
684: <br>
685: (chorus)<br>
686: <br>
687: <br>
688: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
689: When I'm feeling mad<br>
690: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
691: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
692: <br>
693: <br>
694: (repeat)<br>
695: <br>
696: <br>
697: (chorus)<br>
698: <br>
699: <br>
700: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
701: When I'm feeling mad<br>
702: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
703: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
704: <br>
705: <br>
1.148 deraadt 706: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 707: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
708: </td></tr></table>
709: <p>
710: <em>
711: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
712: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
713: <br>
714: <br>
715: </em>
716:
717: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 718: <a name=53></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 719: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 720: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
721: <tr>
1.144 deraadt 722: <td valign="top">
1.134 deraadt 723: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
724: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
725: <br>
726: 3:07 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
727: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
728: <br>
729: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
730: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
731: <br>
732: <br>
733: <em>
1.141 deraadt 734: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 735: <br>
736: </em>
737: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
738: <br>
1.144 deraadt 739: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 740: <br>
741: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
742: <br>
743: [laughs]<br>
744: <br>
745: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
746: <br>
747: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
748: <br>
749: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
750: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
751: <br>
752: Time to dump core.<br>
753: <br>
1.148 deraadt 754: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 755: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
756: </td></tr></table>
757: <p>
758: <em>
759: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
760: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
761: <br>
762: <br>
763: </em>
764:
765: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 766: <a name=52></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 767: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 768: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
769: <tr>
770: <td valign="top" width="30%">
771: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
772: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
773: <br>
774: 3:01 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
775: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
776: <br>
777: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 778: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 779: <br>
780: <br>
781: <em>
1.132 beck 782: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
783: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
784: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
785: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
786: under particular Linux distributions.
787: <p>
788: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
789: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
790: <p>
791: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
792: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 793: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
794: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 795: <p>
796: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
797: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
798: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
799: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
800: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
801: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
802: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 803: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 804: <br>
805: </em>
806: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
807: <br>
808: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
809: <br>
1.132 beck 810: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
811: We are in every way Posix<br>
812: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
813: We won't need any other.<br>
814: <br>
815: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
816: It's better than the last you know<br>
817: Another million bits that changed<br>
818: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 819: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
820: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 821: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
822: <br>
823: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
824: Others can work around this hell<br>
825: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
826: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
827: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
828: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
829: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
830: We are Posix<br>
831: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
832: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 833: <br>
1.148 deraadt 834: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 835: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
836: </td></tr></table>
837: <p>
838: <em>
839: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
840: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
841: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
842: Studios.
843: <br>
844: <br>
845: </em>
846:
847: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 848: <a name=51></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 849: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 850: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
851: <tr>
852: <td valign="top" width="30%">
853: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
854: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
855: <br>
856: 2:47 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
857: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
858: <br>
859: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
860: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
861: <br>
862: </em>
863: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
864: <br>
865: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
866: <br>
867: If you've got a bug<br>
868: That you just can't shove<br>
869: Who ya gonna install?<br>
870: Bugbusters!<br>
871: <br>
872: Buffer overflow?<br>
873: Don't know where to go<br>
874: Who ya gonna install?<br>
875: Bugbusters!<br>
876: <br>
877: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
878: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
879: <br>
880: And you're off by one<br>
881: And it ain't no fun<br>
882: Who ya gonna install?<br>
883: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 884: <br>
1.126 deraadt 885: If your system's down<br>
886: And it makes you frown<br>
887: Who ya gonna install?<br>
888: Bugbusters!<br>
889: <br>
890: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
891: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
892: <br>
893: If you need a trace<br>
894: Gonna win that race<br>
895: Who ya gonna install?<br>
896: Bugbusters!<br>
897: <br>
898: If you got a crash<br>
899: And you got no cash<br>
900: Who ya gonna install?<br>
901: Bugbusters!<br>
902: <br>
903: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
904: <br>
905: <br>
1.148 deraadt 906: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 907: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
908: </td></tr></table>
909: <p>
910: <em>
911: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
912: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
913: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
914: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
915: <br>
916: <br>
917: </em>
918:
919: <hr>
1.175 ! deraadt 920: <a name=51b></a>
! 921: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 922: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
923: <tr>
924: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 925: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 926: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 927: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
928: <br>
929: <br>
930: 3:11 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
931: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
932: <br>
933: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
934: <br>
935: <br>
936: <em>
1.175 ! deraadt 937: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 938: <p>
939: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
940: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
941: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
942: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
943: <p>
944: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
945: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
946: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 947: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 948: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
949: <p>
1.150 deraadt 950: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
951: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 952: <p>
953: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
954: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
955: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
956: two bonus tracks).
957: <p>
958: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
959: </em>
960: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
961: <br>
962: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
963: Shut up and hack!<br>
964: In the hack room<br>
965: In the back room<br>
966: Wires everywhere<br>
967: <br>
968: At the tables<br>
969: Fingers able<br>
970: Take another dare!<br>
971: <br>
972: Close up your holes<br>
973: Pick up the slack!<br>
974: Get your head down!<br>
975: Shut up and hack!<br>
976: Close up your holes<br>
977: Pick up the slack!<br>
978: Get your head down!<br>
979: Shut up and hack!<br>
980: <br>
981: Coding faster<br>
982: You're the master<br>
983: of security<br>
984: <br>
985: In your t-shirts<br>
986: Hack till it hurts<br>
987: This is how to be free<br>
988: <br>
989: CHORUS<br>
990: <br>
991: Hit the pub now<br>
992: We're a club now<br>
993: Trading genius for free<br>
994: <br>
995: Have a laugh and<br>
996: Be a rock band<br>
997: This is how it should be!<br>
998: <br>
999: CHORUS<br>
1000: <br>
1001: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1.71 deraadt 1002: <br>
1003: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1004: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1005:
1006: <hr>
1.175 ! deraadt 1007: <a name=51c></a>
! 1008: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1009: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1010: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1011: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1012: <br>
1013: <br>
1014: 4:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1015: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1016: <em>
1017: <p>
1018: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1019: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1020: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1021:
1022: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1023: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1024: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1025: </em>
1026: <br>
1027: <p>
1028:
1029: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1030: <a name=50></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1031: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1032: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1033: <tr>
1034: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1035: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1036: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1037: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1038: 3:03 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.124 deraadt 1039: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1040: <br>
1041: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1042: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1043: <br>
1044: <br>
1045: <em>
1046: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1047: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1048: for us for many releases.<br>
1049: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1050: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1051: <br>
1052: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1053: a parody magazine!<br>
1054: <br>
1055: </em>
1056: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1057: <br>
1058: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1059: <br>
1060: What? Me Worry?<br>
1061: Not with this stuff<br>
1062: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1063: Nobody get tough<br>
1064: <br>
1065: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1066: Having fun in the woods<br>
1067: Carving out toys<br>
1068: and makin' em good<br>
1069: <br>
1070: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1071: I got so many tricks<br>
1072: I got undercover agents<br>
1073: Even out in the sticks<br>
1074: <br>
1075: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1076: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1077: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1078: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1079: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1080: Little black flies<br>
1081: on a pile of GNU<br>
1082: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1083: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1084: <br>
1.125 sthen 1085: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1086: That's my thang<br>
1087: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1088: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1089: <br>
1090: It's a mad mad world<br>
1091: and number 5 is alive<br>
1092: I gotta black submarine<br>
1093: and I'm built to survive<br>
1094: <br>
1095: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1096: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1097: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1098: And blocked out the sun<br>
1099: <br>
1100: Keep the source open<br>
1101: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1102: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1103: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1104: <br>
1105: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1106: In my treehouse club<br>
1107: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1108: Its secure ya bub<br>
1109: <br>
1110: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1111: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1112: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1113: some Open source stank<br>
1114: <br>
1115: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1116: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1117: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1118: And blocked out the sun<br>
1119: <br>
1120: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1121: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1122: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1123: </td></tr></table>
1124: <p>
1125: <em>
1126: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1127: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1128: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1129: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1130: <br>
1131: <br>
1132: </em>
1133:
1134: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1135: <a name=49></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1136: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1137: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1138: <tr>
1139: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1140: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1141: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1142: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1143: 3:43 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1.123 deraadt 1144: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1145: <br>
1146: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1147: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1148: <br>
1149: <br>
1150: <em>
1151: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1152: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1153: <br>
1154: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1155: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1156: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1157: <br>
1158: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1159: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1160: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1161: <br>
1162: BSD 4.2 was
1163: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1164: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1165: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1166: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1167: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1168: <br>
1169: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1170: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1171: <br>
1172: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1173: <br>
1174: </em>
1175: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1176: <br>
1177: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1178: <br>
1179: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1180: before you can call him a man?<br>
1181: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1182: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1183: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1184: before they are forever banned?<br>
1185: <br>
1186: The answer my friend<br>
1187: BSD 4.2<br>
1188: The answer<br>
1189: BSD 4.2<br>
1190: <br>
1191: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1192: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1193: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1194: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1195: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1196: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1197: <br>
1198: The answer my friend<br>
1199: BSD 4.2<br>
1200: The answer<br>
1201: BSD 4.2<br>
1202: <br>
1203: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1204: to share what is already ours?<br>
1205: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1206: To end up not getting far?<br>
1207: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1208: before we can hear every star?<br>
1209: <br>
1210: The answer my friend<br>
1211: BSD 4.2<br>
1212: The answer<br>
1213: BSD 4.2<br>
1214: <br>
1215: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1216: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1217: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1218: our future is made in the shade<br>
1219: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1220: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1221: <br>
1222: The answer my friend<br>
1223: BSD 4.2<br>
1224: The answer<br>
1225: BSD 4.2<br>
1226: <br>
1227: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1228: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1229: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1230: </td></tr></table>
1231: <p>
1232: <em>
1233: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1234: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1235: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1236: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1237: <br>
1238: <br>
1239: </em>
1240:
1241: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1242: <a name=48></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1243: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1244: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1245: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1246: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1247: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1248: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1249: this song.<br>
1250: <br>
1251: [Instrumental]<br>
1252: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1253: 2:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1.120 deraadt 1254: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1255: <br>
1256: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1257: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1258: <br>
1259: <br>
1260: <em>
1261: [Sorry, no commentary]
1262: <br>
1263: </em>
1264: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1265: <br>
1266: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1267: <br>
1268: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1269: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1270: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1271: </td></tr></table>
1272: <p>
1273: <em>
1274: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1275: <br>
1276: <br>
1277: </em>
1278:
1279: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1280: <a name=47></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1281: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1282: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1283: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1284: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1285: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1286: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1287: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1288: 4:39 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1.119 deraadt 1289: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1290: <br>
1291: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1292: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1293: <br>
1294: <br>
1295: <em>
1296: [Sorry, no commentary]
1297: <br>
1298: </em>
1299: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1300: <br>
1301: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1302: <br>
1303: Back when I was twenty<br>
1304: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1305: All that I believed in<br>
1306: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1307: <br>
1308: All I ever wanted<br>
1309: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1310: And all the criticizing<br>
1311: Was something I'd endure<br>
1312: <br>
1313: The changes that I've been through<br>
1314: And the trials along the way<br>
1315: The battle isn't over<br>
1316: And I'm living day by day<br>
1317: <br>
1318: But I'm still here<br>
1319: <br>
1320: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1321: But I'm just being me<br>
1322: With my filter I can hide<br>
1323: My true identity<br>
1324: <br>
1325: One day when I was flying<br>
1326: Across the open skies<br>
1327: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1328: Had been weakened over time<br>
1329: <br>
1330: The server room was burning up<br>
1331: And melting the array<br>
1332: A little breath of cold air<br>
1333: Was enough to save the day<br>
1334: <br>
1335: CHORUS:<br>
1336: But I'm still here<br>
1337: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1338: I'm still free<br>
1339: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1340: I'm still me<br>
1341: <br>
1342: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1343: <br>
1344: Now that I am older<br>
1345: And I've been around so long<br>
1346: The world is ever changing<br>
1347: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1348: <br>
1349: CHORUS:<br>
1350: <br>
1351: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1352: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1353: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1354: </td></tr></table>
1355: <p>
1356: <em>
1357: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1358: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1359: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1360: <br>
1361: <br>
1362: </em>
1363:
1364: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1365: <a name=46></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1366: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1367: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1368: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1369: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1370: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1371: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1372: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1373: 2:38 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1374: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1375: <br>
1376: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1377: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1378: <br>
1379: <br>
1380: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1381: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1382: <br>
1383: </em>
1384: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1385: <br>
1386: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1387: <br>
1388: Welcome to the future<br>
1389: One very rich man<br>
1390: runs the Earth with<br>
1391: one multinational<br>
1392: owns your stuff<br>
1393: and owns your birth<br>
1394: <br>
1395: Everyone is armless<br>
1396: Personal robots<br>
1397: Do it all for you<br>
1398: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1399: One channel TV<br>
1400: never gonna bore you<br>
1401: <br>
1402: CHORUS<br>
1403: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1404: or a way to die<br>
1405: while alive and a loser<br>
1406: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1407: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1408: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1409: <br>
1410: Everyone is happy<br>
1411: No more government<br>
1412: No more media<br>
1413: Only the Company<br>
1414: Entertains you<br>
1415: while it feeds you<br>
1416: <br>
1417: Soylent Green pap<br>
1418: Eating your friends while<br>
1419: shopping, buying<br>
1420: Stupid applications<br>
1421: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1422: <br>
1423: CHORUS<br>
1424: <br>
1425: Take me back<br>
1426: Take me back<br>
1427: Please<br>
1428: Take me back<br>
1429: <br>
1430: Way back in my time<br>
1431: Open source kept<br>
1432: everyone choosing<br>
1433: People knew the insides<br>
1434: Of devices they were using<br>
1435: <br>
1436: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1437: Now it's locked and<br>
1438: dumbed down so much<br>
1439: One button coma<br>
1440: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1441: <br>
1442: CHORUS<br>
1443: <br>
1444: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1445: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1446: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1447: </td></tr></table>
1448: <p>
1449: <em>
1450: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1451: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1452: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1453: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1454: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1455: <br>
1456: <br>
1457: </em>
1458:
1459: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1460: <a name=45></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1461: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1462: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1463: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1464: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1465: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1466: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1467: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1468: 3:29 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1469: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1470: <br>
1471: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1472: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1473: <br>
1474: <br>
1475: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1476: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1477: <br>
1478: </em>
1479: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1480: <br>
1481: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1482: <br>
1483: I love to hate my PC<br>
1484: But now it's not so easy<br>
1485: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1486: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1487: <br>
1488: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1489: Intel's controlling you<br>
1490: And Microsoft is too<br>
1491: But this is nothing new<br>
1492: <br>
1493: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1494: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1495: Tangles and angles<br>
1496: In what could be straight forward<br>
1497: <br>
1498: Lost connections<br>
1499: Lost my mind<br>
1500: It's such a waste of time<br>
1501: <br>
1502: CHORUS<br>
1503: <br>
1504: Now on the motherboard<br>
1505: Where all my life is stored<br>
1506: Playing with garbage there<br>
1507: With rules so unfair<br>
1508: <br>
1509: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1510: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1511: Forcing us all to play<br>
1512: Our progress interrupted<br>
1513: <br>
1514: Lost connections<br>
1515: Lost my mind<br>
1516: It's such a waste of time<br>
1517: <br>
1518: CHORUS<br>
1519: <br>
1520: Yes I'm a user<br>
1521: And I'm not the only one<br>
1522: I'm not a loser<br>
1523: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1524: <br>
1525: And we will find it<br>
1526: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1527: Map our devices<br>
1528: And we know what it'll take<br>
1529: <br>
1530: Lost connections<br>
1531: Lost my mind<br>
1532: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1533: <br>
1534: (bridge)<br>
1535: On and on<br>
1536: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1537: All and all<br>
1538: We are one<br>
1539: Clean the dream<br>
1540: Gone wrong<br>
1541: We are Tron<br>
1542: On and on and on<br>
1543: <br>
1544: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1545: <br>
1546: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1547: <br>
1548: CHORUS<br>
1549: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1550: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1551: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1552: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1553: </td></tr></table>
1554: <p>
1555: <em>
1556: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1557: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1558: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1559: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1560: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1561: <br>
1562: <br>
1563: </em>
1564:
1565: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1566: <a name=44></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1567: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 1568: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1569: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1570: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1571: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1572: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1573: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1574: 3:05 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1575: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1576: <br>
1577: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1578: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1579: <br>
1580: <br>
1581: <em>
1582: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1583: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1584: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1585: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1586: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1587: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1588: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1589: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1590: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1591: probably not been read by enough people.
1592: <br>
1593: <br>
1594: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1595: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1596: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1597: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1598: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1599: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1600: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1601: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1602: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1603: <br>
1604: <br>
1605: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1606: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1607: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1608: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1609: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1610: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1611: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1612: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1613: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1614: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1615: <br>
1616: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1617: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1618: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1619: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1620: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1621: <br>
1622: <br>
1623: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1624: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1625: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1626: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1627: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1628: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1629: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1630: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1631: <br>
1632: <br>
1633: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1634: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1635: <br>
1636: </em>
1637: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1638: <br>
1639: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1640: <br>
1641: <center>
1642: <br>
1643: Source Wars<br>
1644: Episode IV<br>
1645: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1646: </center>
1647: <br>
1648: Not so very long ago<br>
1649: and not so far away<br>
1650: AT&T made system code<br>
1651: and gave some bits away<br>
1652: <br>
1653: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1654: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1655: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1656: for everyone on Earth<br>
1657: <br>
1658: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1659: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1660: And good old greed was back again<br>
1661: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1662: <br>
1663: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1664: sued BSDi from above<br>
1665: The code is free but<br>
1666: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1667: <br>
1668: The University came calling<br>
1669: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1670: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1671: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1672: <br>
1673: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1674: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1675: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1676: of BSD code all around<br>
1677: <br>
1678: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1679: of credit front to back<br>
1680: This broke the license USL<br>
1681: was using to attack<br>
1682: <br>
1683: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1684: and "settled" out of court<br>
1685: And UCB was big enough<br>
1686: to take it like a sport<br>
1687: <br>
1688: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1689: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1690: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1691: every book with proper dues<br>
1692: <br>
1693: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1694: apologetically<br>
1695: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1696: the same monopoly<br>
1697: <br>
1698: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1699: down if everybody saw<br>
1700: How greed became so big<br>
1701: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1702: <br>
1703: But only one community<br>
1704: the one that makes it tick<br>
1705: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1706: exposing hypocrites<br>
1707: <br>
1708: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1709: to tell the story right<br>
1710: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1711: and kept in shining light<br>
1712: <br>
1713: And may the source be with you<br>
1714: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1715: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1716: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1717: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1718: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1719: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1720: </td></tr></table>
1721: <p>
1722: <em>
1723: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1724: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1725: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1726: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1727: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1728: <br>
1729: <br>
1730: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1731:
1732: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1733: <a name=43></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1734: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 1735: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1736: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1737: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1738: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1739: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1740: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1741: 4:48 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1742: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1743: <br>
1744: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1745: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1746: <br>
1747: <br>
1748: <em>
1749: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1750: who is a lot like
1751: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1752: <br>
1753: <br>
1754: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1755: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1756: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1757: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1758: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1759: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1760: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1761: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1762: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1763: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1764: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1765: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1766: <br>
1767: <br>
1768: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1769: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1770: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1771: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1772: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1773: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1774: <br>
1775: <br>
1776: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1777: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1778: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1779: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1780: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1781: influence which he could use so falsely.
1782: <br>
1783: <br>
1784: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1785: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1786: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1787: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1788: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1789: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1790: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1791: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1792: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1793: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1794: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1795: <br>
1796: <br>
1797: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1798: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1799: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1800: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1801: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1802: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1803: <br>
1804: <br>
1805: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1806: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1807: follow their own stupid rules.
1808: </em>
1809: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1810: <br>
1811: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1812: <br>
1813:
1814: <br>
1815: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1816: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1817: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1818: Tempting harpies<br>
1819: 13 years of treachery<br>
1820: <br>
1821: <br>
1822: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1823: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1824: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1825: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1826: <br>
1827: <br>
1828: But something's wrong with them<br>
1829: They will not take our free wares<br>
1830: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1831: Why are you so scared?<br>
1832: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1833: <br>
1834: <br>
1835: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1836: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1837: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1838: There are many new laws"<br>
1839: <br>
1840: <br>
1.98 okan 1841: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1842: "Puffy!<br>
1843: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1844: <br>
1845: <br>
1846: "First rule one dictates<br>
1847: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1848: <br>
1849: <br>
1850: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1851: <br>
1852: <br>
1853: "And rule two dictates<br>
1854: You must give it to me<br>
1855: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1856: <br>
1857: <br>
1858: "The list goes on of course<br>
1859: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1860: <br>
1861: <br>
1862: "This is madness!<br>
1863: He has lost his mind!<br>
1864: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1865: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1866: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1867: <br>
1868: <br>
1869: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1870: <br>
1871: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1872: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1873: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1874: </td></tr></table>
1875: <p>
1876: <em>
1877: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1878: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1879: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1880: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1881: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1882: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1883: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1884: <br>
1885: <br>
1886: </em>
1887:
1888: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 1889: <a name=42></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 1890: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 1891: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1892: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1893: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1894: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 1895: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1896: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1897: 4:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 1898: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 1899: <br>
1900: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
1901: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1902: <br>
1903: <br>
1904: <em>
1905: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 1906: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 1907: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
1908: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
1909: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
1910: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
1911: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
1912: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
1913: away from the ideals very quickly.
1914: <p>
1.93 jmc 1915: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 1916: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 1917: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
1918: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
1919: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
1920: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
1921: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
1922: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
1923: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
1924: <p>
1925: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
1926: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 1927: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 1928: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
1929: led to other issues.
1930: <p>
1931: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
1932: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
1933: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
1934: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
1935: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
1936: <p>
1937: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1938: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
1939: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1940: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
1941: projects.
1942: <p>
1943: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
1944: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
1945: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
1946: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
1947: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
1948: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1949: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1950: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
1951: not for their agenda.
1952: <p>
1953: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
1954: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
1955: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
1956: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1957: <p>
1958: </em>
1959: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1960: <br>
1961: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
1962: <br>
1963: The starting line is nervous<br>
1964: we burst upon the course<br>
1965: Electric is our passion<br>
1966: An open hearted force<br>
1967: <br>
1968: The water's full of dangers<br>
1969: That interrupt the flow<br>
1970: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 1971: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 1972: <br>
1973: *Give and get back some<br>
1974: Sharing it all<br>
1975: Path we know best<br>
1976: we're having a ball<br>
1977: Opulent mission<br>
1978: Lost in our passion<br>
1979: You can still choose<br>
1980: If you don't swim to win<br>
1981: you'll never lose*<br>
1982: <br>
1983: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1984: <br>
1985: The window is a wall by now<br>
1986: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
1987: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
1988: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1989: <br>
1990: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
1991: Flies too close to itself<br>
1992: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
1993: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1994: <br>
1995: *CHORUS*<br>
1996: <br>
1997: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1998: <br>
1999: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2000: but this is not a race<br>
2001: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2002: for first or second place<br>
2003: <br>
2004: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2005: Were traded for real goals<br>
2006: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2007: For those with corporate souls<br>
2008: <br>
2009: *Give and get back some<br>
2010: Sharing it all<br>
2011: Path we know best<br>
2012: we're having a ball<br>
2013: Give and get zeros<br>
2014: Give and get ones<br>
2015: Given to you but<br>
2016: Not you to us<br>
2017: Opulent mission<br>
2018: Lost in our passion<br>
2019: You can still choose<br>
2020: If you don't swim to win<br>
2021: you'll never lose<br>
2022: You'll never lose*<br>
2023: <br>
2024: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2025: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2026: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2027: </td></tr></table>
2028: <p>
2029: <em>
2030: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2031: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2032: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2033: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2034: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2035: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2036: <br>
2037: <br>
2038: </em>
2039:
2040: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2041: <a name=41></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2042: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2043: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2044: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2045: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2046: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2047: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2048: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2049: 4:19 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2050: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2051: <br>
2052: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2053: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2054: <br>
2055: <br>
2056: <em>
2057: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2058: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2059: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2060: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2061: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2062: device support.
2063: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2064: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2065: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2066: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2067: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2068: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2069: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2070: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2071: weird, or even buggy.
2072: <p>
2073: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2074: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2075: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2076: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2077: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2078: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2079: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2080: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2081: OpenBSD, either).
2082: <p>
2083: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2084: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2085: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2086: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2087: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2088: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2089: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2090: <p>
1.82 jsg 2091: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2092: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2093: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2094: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2095: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2096: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2097: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2098: would be fantastic by now.
2099: <p>
2100: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2101: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2102: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2103: </em>
2104: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2105: <br>
2106: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2107: <br>
2108: Here's an old story ...<br>
2109: <br>
2110: <br>
2111: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2112: We all know the details<br>
2113: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2114: some serious loot,<br>
2115: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2116: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2117: The little guy who<br>
2118: did the best with what he had<br>
2119: <br>
2120: <br>
2121: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2122: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2123: in moderation<br>
2124: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2125: <br>
2126: <br>
2127: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2128: never give him the password<br>
2129: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2130: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2131: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2132: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2133: So do the best with what you have<br>
2134: <br>
2135: <br>
2136: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2137: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2138: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2139: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2140: <br>
2141: <br>
2142: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2143: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2144: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2145: then made him better off dead<br>
2146: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2147: <br>
2148: <br>
2149: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2150: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2151: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2152: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2153: for each consecutive cut<br>
2154: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2155: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2156: <br>
2157: <br>
2158: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2159: it's where you dig the well<br>
2160: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2161: the little guy does right<br>
2162: <br>
2163: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2164: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2165: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2166: </td></tr></table>
2167: <p>
2168: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2169: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2170: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2171: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2172: <br>
2173: <br>
2174: </em>
2175:
2176: <hr>
1.175 ! deraadt 2177: <a name=40b></a>
! 2178: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2179: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2180: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2181: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2182: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2183: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2184: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2185: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2186: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2187: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2188: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2189: <br>
2190: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2191: <br>
2192: <br>
2193: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2194: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2195: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2196: <p>
2197: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2198: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2199: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2200: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2201: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2202: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2203: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2204: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2205: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2206: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2207: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2208: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2209: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2210: </em>
2211: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2212: <br>
2213: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2214: Be Open<br>
2215: Be Vocal<br>
2216: Stay Open<br>
2217: Stay Vocal<br>
2218: <br>
2219: (repeat)<br>
2220: <br>
2221: OpenBSD<br>
2222: <br>
2223: Twice a year,<br>
2224: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2225: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2226: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2227: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2228: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2229: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2230: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2231: and a license application<br>
2232: is a fishybomination<br>
2233: and a random allocation<br>
2234: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2235: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2236: OK stop.<br>
2237: I get it.<br>
2238: Some asshole lied.<br>
2239: <br>
2240: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2241: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2242: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2243: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2244: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2245: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2246: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2247: OK stop.<br>
2248: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2249: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2250: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2251: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2252: I get it.<br>
2253: Where's my pencils?<br>
2254: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2255: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2256: Be Open<br>
2257: Be Vocal<br>
2258: Stay Open<br>
2259: Stay Vocal<br>
2260: <br>
2261: (repeat)<br>
2262: <br>
2263: Then he has another beer and<br>
2264: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2265: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2266: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2267: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2268: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2269: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2270: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2271: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2272: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2273: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2274: every time, every song!<br>
2275: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2276: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2277: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2278: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2279: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2280: <br>
2281: (beat boxin')<br>
2282: <br>
2283: <br>
2284: </td></tr></table>
2285: <p>
2286: <em>
2287: <br>
2288: </em>
2289:
2290: <hr>
2291: <a name=40></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2292: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2293: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2294: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2295: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2296: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2297: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2298: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2299: 2:40 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2300: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2301: <br>
2302: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2303: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2304: <br>
2305: <br>
2306: <em>
2307: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2308: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2309: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2310: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2311: <br>
2312: <br>
2313: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2314: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2315: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2316: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2317: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2318: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2319: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2320: <br>
2321: <br>
2322: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2323: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2324: <br>
2325: <br>
2326: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2327: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2328: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2329: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2330: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2331: <br>
2332: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2333: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2334: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2335: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2336: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2337: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2338: <br>
2339: <br>
2340: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2341: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2342: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2343: other developers.
2344: </em>
2345: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2346: <br>
2347: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2348: <br>
2349: <br>
2350: <br>
2351: Humppa negala<br>
2352: Humppa negala<br>
2353: Humppa negala<br>
2354: Venismechah<br>
2355: <br>
2356: Humppa negala<br>
2357: Humppa negala<br>
2358: Humppa negala<br>
2359: Venismechah<br>
2360: <br>
2361: Humppa neranenah<br>
2362: Humppa neranenah<br>
2363: Humppa neranenah<br>
2364: Venismechah<br>
2365: <br>
2366: Humppa neranenah<br>
2367: Humppa neranenah<br>
2368: Humppa neranenah<br>
2369: Venismechah<br>
2370: <br>
2371: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2372: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2373: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2374: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2375: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2376: uru achim!<br>
2377: uru achim!<br>
2378: OpenBSD!<br>
2379: <br>
2380: <br>
2381: (circus torture)<br>
2382: <br>
2383: <br>
2384: Humppa negala<br>
2385: Humppa negala<br>
2386: Humppa negala<br>
2387: Venismechah<br>
2388: <br>
2389: Humppa negala<br>
2390: Humppa negala<br>
2391: Humppa negala<br>
2392: Venismechah<br>
2393: <br>
2394: Humppa neranenah<br>
2395: Humppa neranenah<br>
2396: Humppa neranenah<br>
2397: Venismechah<br>
2398: <br>
2399: Humppa neranenah<br>
2400: Humppa neranenah<br>
2401: Humppa neranenah<br>
2402: Venismechah<br>
2403: <br>
2404: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2405: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2406: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2407: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2408: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2409: uru achim!<br>
2410: uru achim!<br>
2411: OpenBSD!<br>
2412: <br>
2413: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2414: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2415: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2416: </td></tr></table>
2417: <p>
2418: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2419: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2420: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2421: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2422: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2423: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2424: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2425: <br>
2426: <br>
2427: </em>
2428:
2429: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2430: <a name=39></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2431: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2432: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2433: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2434: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2435: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2436: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2437: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2438: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2439: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2440: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2441: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2442: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2443: <br>
2444: <br>
2445: <em>
2446: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2447: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2448: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2449: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2450: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2451: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2452: <br>
2453: <br>
2454: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2455: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2456: <br>
2457: <br>
2458: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2459: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2460: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2461: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2462: <br>
2463: <br>
2464: <ul>
2465: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2466: at any time.<br>
2467: <br>
2468: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2469: <br>
2470: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2471: <br>
2472: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2473: <br>
2474: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2475: <br>
2476: <li>
2477: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2478: less portable.<br>
2479: <br>
2480: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2481: </ul>
2482: <br>
2483: <br>
2484: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2485: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2486: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2487: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2488: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2489: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2490: </em>
2491: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2492: <br>
2493: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2494: <br><br><br>
2495: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2496: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2497: there was nothin' shady<br>
2498: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2499: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2500: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2501: <br>
2502: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2503: blah blah blah<br>
2504: Blah!<br>
2505: <br>
2506: <br>
2507: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2508: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2509: <br>
2510: <br>
2511: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2512: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2513: with a drop of goo<br>
2514: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2515: But by the time he graduated<br>
2516: Blob was business slime!<br>
2517: <br>
2518: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2519: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2520: blah blah<br>
2521: <br>
2522: <br>
2523: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2524: <br>
2525: <br>
2526: Now everybody had it<br>
2527: they was drivin' around<br>
2528: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2529: for convenience now<br>
2530: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2531: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2532: <br>
2533: <br>
2534: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2535: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2536: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2537: blah blah<br>
2538: <br>
2539: <br>
2540: It's linkin' time!<br>
2541: <br>
2542: <br>
2543: Now it was out of control<br>
2544: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2545: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2546: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2547: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2548: <br>
2549: <br>
2550: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2551: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2552: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2553: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2554: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2555: <br>
2556: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2557: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2558: And he battled the Blob<br>
2559: who had crossed the line<br>
2560: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2561: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2562: <br>
2563: <br>
2564: But it was too late!<br>
2565: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2566: He wants your video!<br>
2567: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2568: He wants your drive!<br>
2569: He wants it all!!<br>
2570: <br>
2571: <br>
2572: Somebody help us!<br>
2573: Noooooooo!<br>
2574: NVIDIA!<br>
2575: Intel!<br>
2576: Atheros!<br>
2577: 3-Ware!<br>
2578: VIA!<br>
2579: ATI!<br>
2580: Broadcom!<br>
2581: TI!<br>
2582: Myricom!<br>
2583: HighPoint!<br>
2584: Adaptec!<br>
2585: Mylex!<br>
2586: ICP Vortex!<br>
2587: and IBM!<br>
2588: Takin' over the world!<br>
2589: <br>
2590: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2591: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2592: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2593: </td></tr></table>
2594: <p>
2595: <em>
2596: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2597: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2598: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2599: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2600: Theo de Raadt.
2601: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2602: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2603: Drums by Jim Buick.
2604: <br>
2605: <br>
2606: </em>
2607:
2608: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2609: <a name=38></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2610: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 2611: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2612: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2613: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2614: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2615: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2616: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2617: 4:24 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2618: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2619: Instrumental version
1.118 deraadt 2620: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2621: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2622: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2623: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2624: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2625: <br>
2626: <br>
2627: <em>
2628: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2629: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2630: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2631: their devices.
2632: <p>
2633: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2634: for the
1.168 sthen 2635: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2636: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2637: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2638: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2639: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2640: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2641: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2642: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2643: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2644: <p>
2645: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2646: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2647: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2648: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2649: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2650: "quality" to show its head.
2651: <p>
2652: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2653: <br>
2654: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2655: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2656: <li>Repair
2657: </ul>
2658: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2659: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2660: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2661: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2662: <p>
2663: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2664: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2665: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2666: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2667: <p>
2668: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2669: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2670: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2671: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2672: <p>
2673: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2674: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2675: the AMI controllers.
2676: <p>
2677: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2678: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2679: basic RAID management:
2680: <ul>
2681: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2682: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2683: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2684: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2685: </ul>
2686: <p>
2687: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2688: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2689: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2690: <p>
2691: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2692: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2693: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2694: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2695: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2696: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2697: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2698: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2699: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2700: controllers.
2701: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2702: would not get documentation, either.
2703: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2704: look saintly.
2705: <p>
2706: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2707: in OpenBSD, please buy
2708: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2709: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2710: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2711: will just work</a>.
2712: <p>
2713: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2714: <br>
2715: </em>
2716: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2717: <br>
2718: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2719: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2720: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2721: <br>
2722: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2723: <br>
2724: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2725: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2726: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2727: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2728: <br>
2729: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2730: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2731: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2732: <br>
2733: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2734: <br>
2735: <br>
2736: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2737: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2738: <br>
2739: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2740: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2741: <br>
2742: <br>
2743: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2744: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2745: <br>
2746: <br>
2747: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2748: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2749: <br>
2750: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2751: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2752: <br>
2753: <br>
2754: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2755: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2756: <br>
2757: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2758: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2759: <br>
2760: <br>
2761: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2762: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2763: there before him
2764: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2765: secure operating system,
2766: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2767: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2768: <br>
2769: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2770: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2771: <br>
2772: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2773: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2774: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2775: </td></tr></table>
2776: <p>
2777: <em>
2778: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2779: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2780: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2781: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2782: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2783: <br>
2784: <br>
2785: </em>
2786:
2787: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2788: <a name=37></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2789: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 2790: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2791: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2792: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2793: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2794: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2795: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2796: 10:08 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2797: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2798: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2799: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2800: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2801: <br>
2802: <br>
2803: <em>
2804: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2805: good device support.<br>
2806: <br>
2807: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2808: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2809: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2810: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2811: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2812: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2813: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2814: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2815: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2816: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2817: <br>
2818: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2819: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2820: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2821: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2822: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2823: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2824: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2825: <br>
2826: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2827: <br>
2828: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2829: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2830: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2831: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2832: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2833: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2834: <br>
2835:
2836: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 2837: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2838: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2839: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 2840: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2841: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2842: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 2843: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2844: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2845: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2846: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2847: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 2848: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2849: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2850: <br>
2851: <br>
2852: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2853: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2854: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2855: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2856: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2857: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2858: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2859: development information for all, but are even going further and
2860: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2861: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2862: <br>
2863: </em>
2864: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
2865: <br>
2866: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
2867: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2868: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2869: send out the alarm<br>
2870: and the shit storm flies<br>
2871: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2872: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2873: twisting up a ride<br>
2874: to the land of OS<br>
2875: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2876: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2877: The open slippers red are<br>
2878: Hers to take<br>
2879: <br>
1.53 otto 2880: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2881: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2882: <br>
2883: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2884: To get yourself back home<br>
2885: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2886: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2887: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2888: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2889: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2890: You'll never lose<br>
2891: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
2892: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
2893: lazy and insane<br>
2894: but they sang OK<br>
2895: <br>
1.53 otto 2896: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2897: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2898: <br>
2899: Finally we're through the trees<br>
2900: The city glows<br>
2901: It's positively green<br>
2902: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
2903: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
2904: <br>
2905: Go to the west<br>
2906: You must pass the test<br>
2907: For me<br>
2908: Bring me the ride<br>
2909: of the witch I despise<br>
2910: And you'll be free<br>
2911: <br>
2912: You don't need the broom<br>
2913: You don't need the shoes<br>
2914: You don't need the wiz<br>
2915: You will never lose<br>
2916: You have all you need<br>
2917: You always had heart<br>
2918: You always had courage<br>
2919: Did somebody fart?<br>
2920: You always had brains<br>
2921: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 2922: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 2923: But you've got some balls<br>
2924: So double click heels<br>
2925: and work with Taiwan<br>
2926: And speak to your doggie<br>
2927: You're already gone....<br>
2928: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2929: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2930: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 2931: </td></tr></table>
2932: <p>
2933: <em>
2934: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
2935: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
2936: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
2937: Semaka,
2938: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 2939: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2940: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 2941: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 2942: <br>
2943: <br>
2944: </em>
2945:
2946: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 2947: <a name=36></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 2948: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 2949: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2950: <tr>
2951: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 2952: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 2953: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2954: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2955: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 2956: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 2957: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2958: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2959: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 2960: <br>
2961: <br>
2962: <em>
2963: What is up with some free software providers?!
2964: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
2965: <p>
2966: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
2967: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
2968: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 2969: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 2970: going to remember them in the end.
2971: <p>
2972: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
2973: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
2974: offerings in the last few years:
2975: <ul>
2976: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
2977: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
2978: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
2979: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
2980: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
2981: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
2982: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
2983: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 2984: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 2985: <p>
2986: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
2987: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
2988: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
2989: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
2990: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
2991: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
2992: <p>
2993: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
2994: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
2995: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
2996: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 2997: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 2998: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 2999: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3000: </ul>
3001: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3002: others who will follow them:
3003: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3004: replace it.
3005: <br>
3006: </em>
3007: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3008: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3009: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3010: <br>
3011: <br>
3012: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3013: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3014: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3015: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3016: <p>
3017: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3018: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3019: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3020: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3021: <p>
3022: <br>
3023: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3024: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3025: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3026: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3027: <p>
3028: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3029: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3030: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3031: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3032: <p>
3033: <br>
3034: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3035: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3036: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3037: So he fought the fight<br>
3038: and he set things right<br>
3039: With his OpenBSD<br>
3040: <p>
3041: <br>
3042: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3043: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3044: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3045: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3046: <p>
3047: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3048: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3049: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3050: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3051: <p>
3052: <br>
3053: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3054: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3055: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3056: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3057: <p>
3058: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3059: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3060: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3061: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3062: <p>
3063: <br>
3064: CHORUS<br>
3065: <p>
3066: <br>
3067: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3068: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3069: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3070: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3071: <p>
3072: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3073: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3074: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3075: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3076: <p>
3077: <br>
3078: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3079: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3080: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3081: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3082: <p>
3083: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3084: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3085: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3086: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3087: <p>
3088: <br>
3089: CHORUS<br>
3090: <br>
3091: <p>
3092: That's right!<br>
3093: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3094: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3095: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3096: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3097: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3098: </td></tr></table>
3099: <p>
3100: <em>
3101: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3102: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3103: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3104: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3105: <br>
3106: <br>
3107: </em>
3108:
3109: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3110: <a name=35></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3111: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3112: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3113: <tr>
3114: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3115: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3116: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3117: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3118: 5:21 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3119: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3120: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3121: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3122: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3123: <br>
3124: <br>
3125: <em>
3126: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3127: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3128: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3129: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3130: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3131: <p>
3132: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3133: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3134: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3135: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3136: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3137: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3138: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3139: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3140: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3141: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3142: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3143: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3144: <p>
3145: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3146: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3147: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3148: Redundancy Protocol); on
3149: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3150: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3151: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3152: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3153: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3154: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3155: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3156: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3157: There was much deliberation</a>
3158: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3159: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3160: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3161: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3162: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3163: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3164: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3165: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3166: eh?
3167: <p>
3168: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3169: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3170: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3171: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3172: claim patent rights.
3173: <p>
3174: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3175: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3176: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3177: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3178: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3179: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3180: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3181: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3182: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3183: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3184: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3185: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3186: <p>
3187: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3188: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3189: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3190: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3191: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3192: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3193: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3194: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3195: like all others, except against the community.
3196: <p>
3197: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3198: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3199: <p>
3200: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3201: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3202: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3203: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3204: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3205: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3206: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3207: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3208: it to use cryptography.
3209: <p>
3210: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3211: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3212: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3213: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3214: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3215: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3216: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3217: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3218: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3219: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3220: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3221: <p>
3222: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3223: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3224: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3225: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3226: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3227: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3228: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3229: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3230: <p>
3231: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3232: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3233: <br>
3234: </em>
3235: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3236: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3237: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3238: <br>
3239: <br>
3240: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3241: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3242: <br>
3243: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3244: A what?
3245: <br>
3246: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3247: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3248: <br>
3249: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3250: Well, it's free isn't it?
3251: <br>
3252: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3253: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3254: <br>
3255: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3256: What?
3257: <br>
3258: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3259: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3260: <br>
3261: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3262: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3263: <br>
3264: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3265: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3266: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3267: <br>
3268: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3269: You must be a looney.
3270: <br>
3271: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3272: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3273: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3274: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3275: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3276: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3277: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3278: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3279: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3280: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3281: <br>
3282: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3283: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3284: <br>
3285: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3286: Yes.
3287: <br>
3288: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3289: For a free redundancy protocol?
3290: <br>
3291: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3292: Yes.
3293: <br>
3294: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3295: You are a looney.
3296: <br>
3297: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3298: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3299: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3300: VRRP.
3301: <br>
3302: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3303: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3304: <br>
3305: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3306: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3307: <br>
3308: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3309: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3310: <br>
3311: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3312: Yes there is!
3313: <br>
3314: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3315: Isn't!
3316: <br>
3317: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3318: Is!
3319: <br>
3320: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3321: Isn't!
3322: <br>
3323: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3324: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3325: <br>
3326: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3327: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3328: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3329: <br>
3330: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3331: The man didn't have the right form.
3332: <br>
3333: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3334: What man?
3335: <br>
3336: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3337: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3338: <br>
3339: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3340: The looney detector van, you mean.
3341: <br>
3342: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3343: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3344: <br>
3345: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3346: What redundancy detector van?
3347: <br>
3348: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3349: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3350: <br>
3351: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3352: Cizzz-coeee?
3353: <br>
3354: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3355: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3356: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3357: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3358: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3359: <br>
3360: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3361: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3362: <br>
3363: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3364: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3365: <br>
3366: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3367: What PIX?
3368: <br>
3369: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3370: The PIX I'm replacing!
3371: <br>
3372: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3373: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3374: license it?
3375: <br>
3376: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3377: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3378: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3379: <br>
3380: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3381: No they didn't!
3382: <br>
3383: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3384: Did!
3385: <br>
3386: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3387: Didn't!
3388: <br>
3389: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3390: Did, did, did and did!
3391: <br>
3392: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3393: Oh, all right.
3394: <br>
3395: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3396: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3397: license?
3398: <br>
3399: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3400: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3401: <br>
3402: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3403: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3404: <br>
3405: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3406: A license?
3407: <br>
3408: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3409: Yes.
3410: <br>
3411: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3412: For your firewall?
3413: <br>
3414: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3415: No.
3416: <br>
3417: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3418: No?
3419: <br>
3420: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3421: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3422: <br>
3423: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3424: You're off your chump.
3425: <br>
3426: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3427: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3428: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3429: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3430: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3431: <br>
3432: <br>
3433: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3434: <br>
3435: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3436: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3437: But standard it<br>
3438: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3439: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3440: the IETF<br>
3441: you see?<br>
3442: <br>
3443: But can VRRP<br>
3444: be said to be<br>
3445: or not to be<br>
3446: a standard, see,<br>
3447: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3448: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3449: <br>
3450: Singing...<br>
3451: <br>
3452: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3453: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3454: O P E N B S D<br>
3455: CARP is free<br>
3456: <br>
3457: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3458: let through IETF to mean<br>
3459: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3460: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3461: <br>
3462: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3463: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3464: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3465: <br>
3466: 1 1 2,<br>
3467: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3468: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3469: <br>
3470: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3471: bisected accidentally,<br>
3472: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3473: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3474: <br>
3475: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3476: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3477: <br>
3478: The End<br>
3479: <br>
3480: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3481: <br>
3482: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3483: <br>
3484: Geddy must be free.<br>
3485: <br>
3486: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3487: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3488: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3489: </td></tr></table>
3490: <p>
3491: <em>
3492: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3493: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3494: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3495: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3496: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3497: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3498: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3499: <br>
3500: <br>
3501: </em>
3502:
3503: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3504: <a name=34></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3505: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3506: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3507: <tr>
3508: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.126 deraadt 3509: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3510: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3511: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3512: 3:30 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3513: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3514: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3515: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3516: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3517: <br>
3518: <br>
3519: <em>
3520: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3521: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3522: forces of the draconian government!
3523: <p>
3524: <br>
3525: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3526: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3527: of recent happenings.
3528: <p>
3529: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3530: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3531: security research and development .. on things that
3532: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3533: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3534: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3535: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3536: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3537: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3538: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3539: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3540: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3541: <p>
3542: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3543: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3544: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3545: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3546: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3547: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3548: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3549: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3550: theft of oil.
3551: <p>
3552: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3553: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3554: <p>
3555: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3556: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3557: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3558: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3559: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3560: the project."
3561: <p>
3562: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3563: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3564: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3565: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3566: <p>
3567: Since the termination came near natural contract
3568: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3569: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3570: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3571: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3572: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3573: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3574: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3575: <p>
3576: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3577: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3578: of Robin Hood.
3579: </em>
3580: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
3581: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3582: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3583: <br>
3584: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3585: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3586: He had found the crusades<br>
3587: were an endless charade<br>
3588: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3589: <br>
3590: <br>
3591: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3592: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3593: Clever chums they did find<br>
3594: other fish of their kind<br>
3595: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3596: <br>
3597: <br>
3598: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3599: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3600: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3601: for to share online<br>
3602: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3603: <br>
3604: <br>
3605: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3606: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3607: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3608: to the teaming schools<br>
3609: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3610: <br>
3611: <br>
3612: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3613: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3614: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3615: So raise up your glass and<br>
3616: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3617: Fish for never running<br>
3618: and making something good!<br>
3619: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3620: <br>
3621: <br>
3622: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3623: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3624: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3625: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3626: Think he's a hero?<br>
3627: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3628: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3629: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3630: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3631: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3632: or we take away your worms too<br>
3633: <br>
3634: <br>
3635: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3636: Put on your glasses<br>
3637: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3638: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3639: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3640: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3641: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3642: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3643: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3644: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3645: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3646: <br>
3647: <br>
3648: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3649: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3650: And took back all the booty<br>
3651: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3652: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3653: <br>
3654: <br>
3655: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3656: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3657: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3658: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3659: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3660: <br>
3661: <br>
3662: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3663: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3664: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3665: So raise up your glass and<br>
3666: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3667: Fish for never running<br>
3668: and making something good!<br>
3669: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3670: <br>
3671:
3672: <br>
3673: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3674: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3675: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3676: </td></tr></table>
3677: <p>
3678: <em>
3679: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3680: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3681: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3682: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3683: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3684: <br>
3685: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3686: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3687: <br>
3688: </em>
3689:
1.23 jose 3690: <br>
3691: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3692: <a name=33></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3693: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3694: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3695: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3696: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3697: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3698: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3699: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3700: 4:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3701: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3702: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3703: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3704: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3705: <br>
3706: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3707: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3708: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3709: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3710: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3711: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3712: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3713: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3714: III processors. We want documentation, because
3715: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3716: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3717: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3718: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3719: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3720: mode.<br>
3721: <br>
3722: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3723: </em>
1.144 deraadt 3724: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3725: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3726: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3727: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3728: Black was the protocol<br>
3729: <p>
3730: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3731: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3732: Then from the ocean came<br>
3733: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3734: <br>
3735: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3736: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3737: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3738: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3739: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3740: <p>
3741: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3742: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3743: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3744: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3745: <p>
3746: And there he found<br>
3747: His destiny<br>
3748: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3749: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3750: <p>
3751: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3752: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3753: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3754: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3755: <p>
3756: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3757: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3758: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3759: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3760: <p>
3761: Broke down the guard<br>
3762: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3763: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3764: All alone and only bones<br>
3765: <p>
3766: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3767: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3768: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3769: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3770: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3771: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3772: </td></tr></table>
3773: <p>
3774: <em>
3775: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3776: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3777: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3778: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3779: </em>
3780:
3781: <br>
3782: <hr>
1.9 millert 3783: <a name=32></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3784: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3785: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3786: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3787: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3788: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3789: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3790: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3791: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3792: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3793: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3794: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3795: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3796: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3797: Goldflipper<br>
3798: With golden skin<br>
3799: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3800: He's the machine<br>
3801: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3802: <p>
3803: And the fish<br>
3804: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3805: And the cat<br>
3806: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3807: <p>
3808: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3809: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3810: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3811: <p>
3812: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3813: <p>
1.9 millert 3814: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3815: catch the spikey one<br>
3816: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3817: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3818: <p>
1.9 millert 3819: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3820: and without a gun<br>
3821: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3822: <p>
1.9 millert 3823: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3824: such a sexy catch<br>
3825: Is she spying on him or<br>
3826: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3827: <p>
1.9 millert 3828: Oh double seven<br>
3829: Send me to Heaven<br>
3830: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3831: <p>
1.9 millert 3832: The women are fond<br>
3833: She knows what to do<br>
3834: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3835: <p>
1.9 millert 3836: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3837: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.144 deraadt 3838: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3839: <br>
3840: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3841: <p>
3842: <em>
1.9 millert 3843: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3844: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3845: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3846: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3847: </em>
3848:
3849: <br>
3850: <hr>
1.3 ian 3851: <a name=31></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3852: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3853: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3854: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3855: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3856: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3857: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3858: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3859: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3860: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3861: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3862: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3863: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3864: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3865: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3866: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3867: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3868: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3869: <p>
3870: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3871: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3872: <p>
3873: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3874: Über tragic<br>
3875: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3876: <p>
3877: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3878: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3879: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3880: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.144 deraadt 3881: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3882: <p>
3883: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3884: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3885: <p>
3886: Chorus
3887: <p>
3888: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3889: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3890: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3891: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3892: <p>
3893: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3894: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3895: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3896: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3897: <p>
3898: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 3899: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3900: <p>
3901: <em>
1.3 ian 3902: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 3903: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
3904: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 3905: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 3906: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3907: </em>
3908:
1.8 millert 3909: <br>
3910: <hr>
1.9 millert 3911: <a name=30></a>
1.175 ! deraadt 3912: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3913: <p>
3914: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
3915: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3916: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3917: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3918: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3919: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3920: 3:00 <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1.118 deraadt 3921: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3922: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3923: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
3924: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.144 deraadt 3925: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 3926: <br>
3927: <br>
1.9 millert 3928: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
3929: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 3930: <p>
1.9 millert 3931: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
3932: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 3933: <p>
1.9 millert 3934: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 3935: <p>
1.27 deraadt 3936: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 3937: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 3938: <p>
1.9 millert 3939: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 3940: <p>
1.16 deraadt 3941: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 3942: I'm secure by default<br>
3943: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 3944: <br>
1.144 deraadt 3945: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 3946: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3947: </td></tr></table>
3948: <p>
1.8 millert 3949: <em>
1.9 millert 3950: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
3951: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 3952: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 3953: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
3954: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 3955: </em>
1.79 deraadt 3956:
1.1 deraadt 3957: </body>
3958: </html>
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