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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.182 ! deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
38: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 39:
1.177 deraadt 40: (plus 4 more...)<br>
1.175 deraadt 41: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
42:
43: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
44: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
45: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
46:
47: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
48: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
49: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
50: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
51: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
52: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
53: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
54: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
55: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
56: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
57:
58: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
59: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
60: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
61: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 62: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
63: <br>
64: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 65: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
66: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 67: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
68: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
69: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
70: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
71: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
72: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
73: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
74: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
75: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
76: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
77: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
78: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
79: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
80: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
81: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
82: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
83: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 84: </td></tr></table>
1.182 ! deraadt 85:
1.71 deraadt 86: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 87: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 88: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 89: <table><tr><td valign=top>
! 90: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
! 91: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
! 92: (no longer available)
! 93: </td><td>
! 94: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
! 95: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
! 96: (no longer available)
! 97: </td><td>
! 98: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
! 99: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
! 100: Buy it now!</a>
! 101: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 102: <br clear=all>
1.165 deraadt 103:
104: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 105: <a name=60></a>
106: <a name=60a></a>
107: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
108: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
109: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 110: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 111: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
112: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
113: <br>
114: 4:23 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
115: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
116: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 117: <em>
! 118: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
! 119: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
! 120: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
! 121: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
! 122: </em>
! 123: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 124: </td><td valign=top>
125: We don't need no exploitation<br>
126: We don't need no overflows<br>
127: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
128: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
129: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
130: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
131: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
132: <br>
133: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
134: <br>
135: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
136: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
137: <br>
138: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
139: <br>
140: </td><td valign=top align=right>
141: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
142: </td></tr></table>
143: <em>
144: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
145: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 146: </em>
147: <br>
148:
149: <hr>
150: <a name=60b></a>
151: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
152: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
153: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 154: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 155: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
156: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
157: <br>
158: 5:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
159: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
160: <br>
161: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
162: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 163: <em>
! 164: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
! 165: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
! 166: components that help make a difference.
! 167: </em>
! 168: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 169: </td><td valign=top>
170: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
171: Hacking websites for control<br>
172: Can you crack me?<br>
173: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
174: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
175: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 176: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 177: Never give in: just fight!<br>
178: <br>
179: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
180: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
181: Can you phish me?<br>
182: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
183: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
184: Can you probe me?<br>
185: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
186: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
187: <br>
188: But it was all futility<br>
189: The firewall was strong<br>
190: As all can see<br>
191: No matter how he tried<br>
192: He could not break free()<br>
193: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
194: <br>
195: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
196: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
197: Can you scam me?<br>
198: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
199: Throwing packets with wget<br>
200: Can you hack me?<br>
201: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
202: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
203: <br>
204: </td><td valign=top align=right>
205: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
206: </td></tr></table>
207: <em>
208: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
209: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 210: </em>
211: <br>
212:
213: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 214: <a name=59></a>
215: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 216: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 217: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
218: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 219: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 220: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
221: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
222: <br>
1.176 deraadt 223: 4:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
224: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 225: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 226: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 227: </td><td valign=top>
228: No lyrics.<br>
229: </td><td valign=top align=right>
230: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
231: </td></tr></table>
232: <em>
233: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
234: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
235: </em>
236: <br>
237:
238: <hr>
239: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 240: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 241: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
242: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 243: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 244: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
245: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
246: <br>
1.176 deraadt 247: 3:46 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
248: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 249: <br>
250: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
251: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 252: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 253: </td><td valign=top>
254: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
255: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
256: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
257: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
258: <p>
259: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
260: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
261: <p>
262: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
263: Über tragic<br>
264: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
265: <p>
266: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
267: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
268: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
269: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
270: <p>
271: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
272: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
273: <p>
274: Chorus
275: <p>
276: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
277: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
278: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
279: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
280: <p>
281: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
282: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
283: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
284: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
285: <p>
286: Chorus<br>
287: </td><td valign=top align=right>
288: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
289: </td></tr></table>
290: <p>
291: <em>
292: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
293: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
294: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
295: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
296: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
297: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
298: </em>
299: <br>
1.158 deraadt 300:
301: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 302: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 303: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 304: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 305: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
306: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 307: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 308: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
309: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
310: <br>
1.176 deraadt 311: 2:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
312: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 313: <br>
314: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
315: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
316: <p>
317: <em>
1.182 ! deraadt 318: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164 tj 319: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
320: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 321: <br>
322: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
323: ~322,000 commits<br>
324: ~44 commits/day average<br>
325: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
326: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 327: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 328: </td><td valign=top>
329: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
330: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
331: Made commits to many a file<br>
332: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
333: <br>
334: Take a moment to view<br>
335: The source of all this code<br>
336: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
337: <br>
338: We're the openssh repository<br>
339: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
340: The openntpd repository<br>
341: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
342: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
343: The libressl repo too<br>
344: <br>
345: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
346: Re-used far and wide<br>
347: The license is so liberal<br>
348: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
349: We'd love for you to code...<br>
350: <br>
351: I don't really want to have to go<br>
352: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
353: The coder will commit the code<br>
354: That he wants all of you to load<br>
355: <br>
356: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
357: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
358: <br>
359: B... S... D...<br>
360: </td><td valign=top align=right>
361: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
362: </td></tr></table>
363: <p>
364: <em>
365: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
366: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
367: </em>
368: <br>
369:
370: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 371: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 372: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 373: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
374: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 375: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 376: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
377: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
378: <br>
1.176 deraadt 379: 3:45 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
380: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 381: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 382: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 383: </td><td valign=top>
384: No lyrics.<br>
385: </td><td valign=top align=right>
386: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
387: </td></tr></table>
388: <em>
389: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
390: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
391: </em>
392: <br>
1.152 deraadt 393:
394: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 395: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 396: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 397: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
398: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 399: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 400: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
401: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
402: <br>
1.176 deraadt 403: 3:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
404: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 405: <br>
406: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
407: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 408: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 409: </td><td valign=top>
410: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
411: <br>
412: With every release,<br>
413: Puffy becomes better,<br>
414: a little better all the time.<br>
415: <br>
416: With every release,<br>
417: Puffy becomes better,<br>
418: so much better all the time.<br>
419: <br>
420: Let's count in sys:<br>
421: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
422: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
423: <br>
424: With every release,<br>
425: Puffy becomes better,<br>
426: really better all the time.<br>
427: <br>
428: Let's count in log:<br>
429: 314544 commits from developers<br>
430: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
431: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
432: <br>
433: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
434: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
435: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
436: <br>
437: With every release,<br>
438: Puffy becomes better,<br>
439: so much better all the time.<br>
440: <br>
441: With every release,<br>
442: Puffy becomes better,<br>
443: so much better all the time.<br>
444: <br>
445: With every release,<br>
446: Puffy becomes better.<br>
447: <br>
448: With every release,<br>
449: Puffy becomes better,<br>
450: so much better all the time.<br>
451: </td><td valign=top align=right>
452: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
453: </td></tr></table>
454: <p>
455: <em>
456: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
457: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
458: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
459: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 460: </em>
461: <br>
462:
463: <hr>
464: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 465: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 466: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
467: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 468: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 469: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
470: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
471: <br>
1.176 deraadt 472: 4:52 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
473: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 474: <br>
475: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
476: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
477: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 478: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 479: </td><td valign=top>
480: I read the news today oh boy<br>
481: About a silly man who made a change<br>
482: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
483: Well I just had to laugh<br>
484: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
485: <br>
486: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
487: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
488: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
489: They'd seen such code before<br>
490: Everyone was really sure<br>
491: It was from 1984..<br>
492: <br>
493: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
494: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
495: And though the code was rather gross<br>
496: They held their nose and dove.<br>
497: Having read the code..<br>
498: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
499: <br>
500: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
501: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
502: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
503: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
504: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
505: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
506: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
507: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
508: <br>
509: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
510: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
511: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
512: <br>
513: I read the news today oh boy<br>
514: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
515: And though the holes were rather small<br>
516: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 517: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 518: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
519: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
520: </td><td valign=top align=right>
521: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
522: </td></tr></table>
523: <p>
524: <em>
525: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
526: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
527: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
528: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
529: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
530: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
531: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
532: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
533: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
534: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
535: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
536: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
537: <br>
538: <br>
539: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
540: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 541: </em>
542: <br>
543:
544: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 545: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 546: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 547: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
548: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 549: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 550: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
551: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
552: <br>
1.176 deraadt 553: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
554: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 555: <br>
556: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
557: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 558: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 559: </td><td valign=top>
560: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
561: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 562: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
563: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 564: <br>
1.154 deraadt 565: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
566: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 567: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 568: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 569: <br>
570: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 571: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 572: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 573: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 574: <br>
575: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 576: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 577: I'm a Source Fish<br>
578: I'm a Source Fish<br>
579: <br>
1.154 deraadt 580: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 581: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 582: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
583: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 584: <br>
1.154 deraadt 585: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 586: I'm a Source Fish<br>
587: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 588: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 589: <br>
1.154 deraadt 590: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
591: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 592: <br>
593: Instrumental<br>
594: <br>
1.154 deraadt 595: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
596: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
597: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
598: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
599: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
600: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
601: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
602: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 603: </td><td valign=top align=right>
604: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
605: </td></tr></table>
606: <p>
607: <em>
608: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
609: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
610: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
611: </em>
612: <br>
1.126 deraadt 613:
614: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 615: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 616: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 617: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
618: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 619: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 620: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
621: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
622: <br>
1.176 deraadt 623: 3:54 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
624: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 625: <br>
626: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
627: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 628: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 629: </td><td valign=top>
630: No lyrics.<br>
631: </td><td valign=top align=right>
632: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
633: </td></tr></table>
634: <p>
635: <em>
636: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
637: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
638: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
639: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
640: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
641: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
642: LibreSSL was released.
643: <p>
644: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
645: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
646: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
647: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
648: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
649: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
650: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
651: <p>
1.149 deraadt 652: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 653: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
654: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
655: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
656: than just posture?
657: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 658: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 659: <p>
660: <em>
661: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
662: by Jonathan Lewis.
663: </em>
664: <br>
665:
666: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 667: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 668: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 669: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
670: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 671: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 672: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
673: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
674: <br>
1.176 deraadt 675: 4:18 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
676: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 677: <br>
678: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
679: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 680: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 681: </td><td valign=top>
682: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
683: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
684: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
685: <br>
686: <br>
1.145 deraadt 687: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 688: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
689: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
690: <br>
691: <br>
692: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
693: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
694: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
695: <br>
696: <br>
1.145 deraadt 697: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 698: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
699: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
700: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
701: No bad hacks in time.<br>
702: <br>
703: <br>
704: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
705: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
706: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 707: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 708: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
709: </td></tr></table>
710: <em>
711: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
712: back to 1901. This is known as the
713: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
714: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
715: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
716: <p>
1.146 guenther 717: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 718: solve this.
1.146 guenther 719: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
720: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
721: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
722: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
723: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 724: <p>
725: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 726: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 727: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
728: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
729: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
730: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
731: <p>
732: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
733: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
734: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
735: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
736: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
737: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
738: <p>
739: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
740: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 741: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 742: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 743: <p>
744: <em>
745: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
746: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
747: </em>
748: <br>
749:
750: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 751: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 752: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 753: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
754: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 755: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 756: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
757: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
758: <br>
1.176 deraadt 759: 2:27 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
760: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 761: <br>
762: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 763: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 764: <br>
765: <br>
766: <em>
767: do { to loop<br>
768: at least one time<br>
769: <br>
770: regexp,<br>
771: to match a chunk of text<br>
772: <br>
773: main, the name,<br>
774: by which I'm called<br>
775: <br>
776: for,<br>
777: another kind of loop<br>
778: <br>
779: sem,<br>
780: a way to block a thread<br>
781: <br>
782: log<br>
783: a func to follow sem<br>
784: <br>
785: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 786: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 787: <br>
788: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
789: <br>
790: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 791: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 792: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 793: <br>
794: <br>
795: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
796: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
797: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
798: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
799: <br>
800: <br>
801: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
802: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
803: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
804: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
805: <br>
806: <br>
807: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
808: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
809: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
810: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
811: <br>
812: <br>
813: (chorus)<br>
814: <br>
815: <br>
816: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
817: When I'm feeling mad<br>
818: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
819: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
820: <br>
821: <br>
822: (repeat)<br>
823: <br>
824: <br>
825: (chorus)<br>
826: <br>
827: <br>
828: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
829: When I'm feeling mad<br>
830: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
831: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
832: <br>
833: <br>
1.148 deraadt 834: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 835: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
836: </td></tr></table>
837: <p>
838: <em>
839: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
840: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
841: <br>
842: <br>
843: </em>
844:
845: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 846: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 847: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 848: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
849: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 850: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 851: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
852: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
853: <br>
1.176 deraadt 854: 3:07 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
855: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 856: <br>
857: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
858: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
859: <br>
860: <br>
861: <em>
1.141 deraadt 862: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 863: <br>
864: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 865: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 866: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 867: <br>
868: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
869: <br>
870: [laughs]<br>
871: <br>
872: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
873: <br>
874: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
875: <br>
876: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
877: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
878: <br>
879: Time to dump core.<br>
880: <br>
1.148 deraadt 881: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 882: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
883: </td></tr></table>
884: <p>
885: <em>
886: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
887: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
888: <br>
889: <br>
890: </em>
891:
892: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 893: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 894: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 895: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
896: <tr>
897: <td valign="top" width="30%">
898: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
899: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
900: <br>
1.176 deraadt 901: 3:01 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
902: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 903: <br>
904: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 905: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 906: <br>
907: <br>
908: <em>
1.132 beck 909: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
910: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
911: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
912: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
913: under particular Linux distributions.
914: <p>
915: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
916: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
917: <p>
918: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
919: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 920: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
921: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 922: <p>
923: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
924: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
925: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
926: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
927: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
928: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
929: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 930: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 931: <br>
932: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 933: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 934: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 935: <br>
1.132 beck 936: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
937: We are in every way Posix<br>
938: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
939: We won't need any other.<br>
940: <br>
941: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
942: It's better than the last you know<br>
943: Another million bits that changed<br>
944: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 945: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
946: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 947: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
948: <br>
949: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
950: Others can work around this hell<br>
951: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
952: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
953: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
954: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
955: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
956: We are Posix<br>
957: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
958: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 959: <br>
1.148 deraadt 960: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 961: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
962: </td></tr></table>
963: <p>
964: <em>
965: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
966: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
967: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
968: Studios.
969: <br>
970: <br>
971: </em>
972:
973: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 974: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 975: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 976: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
977: <tr>
978: <td valign="top" width="30%">
979: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
980: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
981: <br>
1.176 deraadt 982: 2:47 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
983: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 984: <br>
985: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
986: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
987: <br>
988: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 989: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 990: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 991: <br>
992: If you've got a bug<br>
993: That you just can't shove<br>
994: Who ya gonna install?<br>
995: Bugbusters!<br>
996: <br>
997: Buffer overflow?<br>
998: Don't know where to go<br>
999: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1000: Bugbusters!<br>
1001: <br>
1002: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1003: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1004: <br>
1005: And you're off by one<br>
1006: And it ain't no fun<br>
1007: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1008: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1009: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1010: If your system's down<br>
1011: And it makes you frown<br>
1012: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1013: Bugbusters!<br>
1014: <br>
1015: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1016: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1017: <br>
1018: If you need a trace<br>
1019: Gonna win that race<br>
1020: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1021: Bugbusters!<br>
1022: <br>
1023: If you got a crash<br>
1024: And you got no cash<br>
1025: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1026: Bugbusters!<br>
1027: <br>
1028: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1029: <br>
1030: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1031: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1032: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1033: </td></tr></table>
1034: <p>
1035: <em>
1036: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1037: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1038: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1039: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1040: <br>
1041: <br>
1042: </em>
1043:
1044: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1045: <a name=51b></a>
1046: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1047: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1048: <tr>
1049: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1050: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1051: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1052: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1053: <br>
1054: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1055: 3:11 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1056: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1057: <br>
1058: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1059: <br>
1060: <br>
1061: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1062: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1063: <p>
1064: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1065: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1066: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1067: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1068: <p>
1069: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1070: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1071: We've placed this phrase
1.140 sthen 1072: on <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1073: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1074: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1075: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1076: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1077: <p>
1078: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1079: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1080: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1081: two bonus tracks).
1082: <p>
1083: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1084: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1085: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1086: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1087: Shut up and hack!<br>
1088: In the hack room<br>
1089: In the back room<br>
1090: Wires everywhere<br>
1091: <br>
1092: At the tables<br>
1093: Fingers able<br>
1094: Take another dare!<br>
1095: <br>
1096: Close up your holes<br>
1097: Pick up the slack!<br>
1098: Get your head down!<br>
1099: Shut up and hack!<br>
1100: Close up your holes<br>
1101: Pick up the slack!<br>
1102: Get your head down!<br>
1103: Shut up and hack!<br>
1104: <br>
1105: Coding faster<br>
1106: You're the master<br>
1107: of security<br>
1108: <br>
1109: In your t-shirts<br>
1110: Hack till it hurts<br>
1111: This is how to be free<br>
1112: <br>
1113: CHORUS<br>
1114: <br>
1115: Hit the pub now<br>
1116: We're a club now<br>
1117: Trading genius for free<br>
1118: <br>
1119: Have a laugh and<br>
1120: Be a rock band<br>
1121: This is how it should be!<br>
1122: <br>
1123: CHORUS<br>
1124: <br>
1.182 ! deraadt 1125: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1126: <br>
1127: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1128: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1129:
1130: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1131: <a name=51c></a>
1132: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1133: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1134: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1135: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1136: <br>
1137: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1138: 4:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1139: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1140: <em>
1141: <p>
1142: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1143: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1144: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1145:
1146: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1147: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1148: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1149: </em>
1150: <br>
1151: <p>
1152:
1153: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1154: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1155: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1157: <tr>
1158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1159: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1161: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1162: 3:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1163: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1164: <br>
1165: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1166: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1167: <br>
1168: <br>
1169: <em>
1170: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1171: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1172: for us for many releases.<br>
1173: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1174: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1175: <br>
1176: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1177: a parody magazine!<br>
1178: <br>
1179: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1180: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1181: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1182: <br>
1183: What? Me Worry?<br>
1184: Not with this stuff<br>
1185: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1186: Nobody get tough<br>
1187: <br>
1188: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1189: Having fun in the woods<br>
1190: Carving out toys<br>
1191: and makin' em good<br>
1192: <br>
1193: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1194: I got so many tricks<br>
1195: I got undercover agents<br>
1196: Even out in the sticks<br>
1197: <br>
1198: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1199: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1200: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1201: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1202: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1203: Little black flies<br>
1204: on a pile of GNU<br>
1205: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1206: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1207: <br>
1.125 sthen 1208: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1209: That's my thang<br>
1210: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1211: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1212: <br>
1213: It's a mad mad world<br>
1214: and number 5 is alive<br>
1215: I gotta black submarine<br>
1216: and I'm built to survive<br>
1217: <br>
1218: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1219: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1220: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1221: And blocked out the sun<br>
1222: <br>
1223: Keep the source open<br>
1224: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1225: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1226: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1227: <br>
1228: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1229: In my treehouse club<br>
1230: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1231: Its secure ya bub<br>
1232: <br>
1233: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1234: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1235: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1236: some Open source stank<br>
1237: <br>
1238: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1239: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1240: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1241: And blocked out the sun<br>
1242: <br>
1243: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1244: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1245: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1246: </td></tr></table>
1247: <p>
1248: <em>
1249: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1250: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1251: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1252: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1253: <br>
1254: <br>
1255: </em>
1256:
1257: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1258: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1259: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1260: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1261: <tr>
1262: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1263: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1264: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1265: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1266: 3:43 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1267: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1268: <br>
1269: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1270: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1271: <br>
1272: <br>
1273: <em>
1274: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1275: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1276: <br>
1277: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1278: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1279: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1280: <br>
1281: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1282: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1283: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1284: <br>
1285: BSD 4.2 was
1286: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1287: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1288: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1289: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1290: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1291: <br>
1292: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1293: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1294: <br>
1295: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1296: <br>
1297: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1298: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1299: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1300: <br>
1301: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1302: before you can call him a man?<br>
1303: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1304: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1305: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1306: before they are forever banned?<br>
1307: <br>
1308: The answer my friend<br>
1309: BSD 4.2<br>
1310: The answer<br>
1311: BSD 4.2<br>
1312: <br>
1313: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1314: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1315: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1316: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1317: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1318: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1319: <br>
1320: The answer my friend<br>
1321: BSD 4.2<br>
1322: The answer<br>
1323: BSD 4.2<br>
1324: <br>
1325: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1326: to share what is already ours?<br>
1327: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1328: To end up not getting far?<br>
1329: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1330: before we can hear every star?<br>
1331: <br>
1332: The answer my friend<br>
1333: BSD 4.2<br>
1334: The answer<br>
1335: BSD 4.2<br>
1336: <br>
1337: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1338: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1339: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1340: our future is made in the shade<br>
1341: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1342: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1343: <br>
1344: The answer my friend<br>
1345: BSD 4.2<br>
1346: The answer<br>
1347: BSD 4.2<br>
1348: <br>
1349: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1350: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1351: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1352: </td></tr></table>
1353: <p>
1354: <em>
1355: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1356: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1357: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1358: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1359: <br>
1360: <br>
1361: </em>
1362:
1363: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1364: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1365: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1366: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1367: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1368: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1369: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1370: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1371: this song.<br>
1372: <br>
1373: [Instrumental]<br>
1374: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1375: 2:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1376: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1377: <br>
1378: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1379: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1380: <br>
1381: <br>
1382: <em>
1383: [Sorry, no commentary]
1384: <br>
1385: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1386: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1387: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1388: <br>
1389: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1390: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1391: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1392: </td></tr></table>
1393: <p>
1394: <em>
1395: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1396: <br>
1397: <br>
1398: </em>
1399:
1400: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1401: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1402: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1403: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1404: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1405: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1406: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1407: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1408: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1409: 4:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1410: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1411: <br>
1412: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1413: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1414: <br>
1415: <br>
1416: <em>
1417: [Sorry, no commentary]
1418: <br>
1419: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1420: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1421: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1422: <br>
1423: Back when I was twenty<br>
1424: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1425: All that I believed in<br>
1426: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1427: <br>
1428: All I ever wanted<br>
1429: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1430: And all the criticizing<br>
1431: Was something I'd endure<br>
1432: <br>
1433: The changes that I've been through<br>
1434: And the trials along the way<br>
1435: The battle isn't over<br>
1436: And I'm living day by day<br>
1437: <br>
1438: But I'm still here<br>
1439: <br>
1440: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1441: But I'm just being me<br>
1442: With my filter I can hide<br>
1443: My true identity<br>
1444: <br>
1445: One day when I was flying<br>
1446: Across the open skies<br>
1447: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1448: Had been weakened over time<br>
1449: <br>
1450: The server room was burning up<br>
1451: And melting the array<br>
1452: A little breath of cold air<br>
1453: Was enough to save the day<br>
1454: <br>
1455: CHORUS:<br>
1456: But I'm still here<br>
1457: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1458: I'm still free<br>
1459: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1460: I'm still me<br>
1461: <br>
1462: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1463: <br>
1464: Now that I am older<br>
1465: And I've been around so long<br>
1466: The world is ever changing<br>
1467: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1468: <br>
1469: CHORUS:<br>
1470: <br>
1471: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1472: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1473: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1474: </td></tr></table>
1475: <p>
1476: <em>
1477: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1478: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1479: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1480: <br>
1481: <br>
1482: </em>
1483:
1484: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1485: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1486: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1487: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1488: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1489: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1490: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1491: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1492: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1493: 2:38 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1494: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1495: <br>
1496: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1497: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1498: <br>
1499: <br>
1500: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1501: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1502: <br>
1503: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1504: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1505: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1506: <br>
1507: Welcome to the future<br>
1508: One very rich man<br>
1509: runs the Earth with<br>
1510: one multinational<br>
1511: owns your stuff<br>
1512: and owns your birth<br>
1513: <br>
1514: Everyone is armless<br>
1515: Personal robots<br>
1516: Do it all for you<br>
1517: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1518: One channel TV<br>
1519: never gonna bore you<br>
1520: <br>
1521: CHORUS<br>
1522: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1523: or a way to die<br>
1524: while alive and a loser<br>
1525: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1526: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1527: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1528: <br>
1529: Everyone is happy<br>
1530: No more government<br>
1531: No more media<br>
1532: Only the Company<br>
1533: Entertains you<br>
1534: while it feeds you<br>
1535: <br>
1536: Soylent Green pap<br>
1537: Eating your friends while<br>
1538: shopping, buying<br>
1539: Stupid applications<br>
1540: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1541: <br>
1542: CHORUS<br>
1543: <br>
1544: Take me back<br>
1545: Take me back<br>
1546: Please<br>
1547: Take me back<br>
1548: <br>
1549: Way back in my time<br>
1550: Open source kept<br>
1551: everyone choosing<br>
1552: People knew the insides<br>
1553: Of devices they were using<br>
1554: <br>
1555: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1556: Now it's locked and<br>
1557: dumbed down so much<br>
1558: One button coma<br>
1559: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1560: <br>
1561: CHORUS<br>
1562: <br>
1563: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1564: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1565: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1566: </td></tr></table>
1567: <p>
1568: <em>
1569: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1570: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1571: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1572: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1573: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1574: <br>
1575: <br>
1576: </em>
1577:
1578: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1579: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1580: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1581: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1582: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1583: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1584: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1585: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1586: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1587: 3:29 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1588: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1589: <br>
1590: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1591: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1592: <br>
1593: <br>
1594: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1595: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1596: <br>
1597: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1598: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1599: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1600: <br>
1601: I love to hate my PC<br>
1602: But now it's not so easy<br>
1603: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1604: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1605: <br>
1606: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1607: Intel's controlling you<br>
1608: And Microsoft is too<br>
1609: But this is nothing new<br>
1610: <br>
1611: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1612: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1613: Tangles and angles<br>
1614: In what could be straight forward<br>
1615: <br>
1616: Lost connections<br>
1617: Lost my mind<br>
1618: It's such a waste of time<br>
1619: <br>
1620: CHORUS<br>
1621: <br>
1622: Now on the motherboard<br>
1623: Where all my life is stored<br>
1624: Playing with garbage there<br>
1625: With rules so unfair<br>
1626: <br>
1627: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1628: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1629: Forcing us all to play<br>
1630: Our progress interrupted<br>
1631: <br>
1632: Lost connections<br>
1633: Lost my mind<br>
1634: It's such a waste of time<br>
1635: <br>
1636: CHORUS<br>
1637: <br>
1638: Yes I'm a user<br>
1639: And I'm not the only one<br>
1640: I'm not a loser<br>
1641: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1642: <br>
1643: And we will find it<br>
1644: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1645: Map our devices<br>
1646: And we know what it'll take<br>
1647: <br>
1648: Lost connections<br>
1649: Lost my mind<br>
1650: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1651: <br>
1652: (bridge)<br>
1653: On and on<br>
1654: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1655: All and all<br>
1656: We are one<br>
1657: Clean the dream<br>
1658: Gone wrong<br>
1659: We are Tron<br>
1660: On and on and on<br>
1661: <br>
1662: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1663: <br>
1664: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1665: <br>
1666: CHORUS<br>
1667: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1668: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1669: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1670: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1671: </td></tr></table>
1672: <p>
1673: <em>
1674: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1675: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1676: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1677: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1678: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1679: <br>
1680: <br>
1681: </em>
1682:
1683: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1684: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 1685: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 1686: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1687: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1688: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1689: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1690: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1691: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1692: 3:05 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1693: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1694: <br>
1695: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1696: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1697: <br>
1698: <br>
1699: <em>
1700: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1701: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1702: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1703: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1704: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1705: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1706: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1707: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1708: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1709: probably not been read by enough people.
1710: <br>
1711: <br>
1712: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1713: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1714: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1715: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1716: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1717: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1718: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1719: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1720: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1721: <br>
1722: <br>
1723: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1724: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1725: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1726: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1727: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1728: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1729: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1730: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1731: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1732: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1733: <br>
1734: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1735: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1736: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1737: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1738: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1739: <br>
1740: <br>
1741: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1742: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1743: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1744: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1745: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1746: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1747: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1748: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1749: <br>
1750: <br>
1751: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1752: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1753: <br>
1754: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1755: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1756: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 1757: <br>
1758: <center>
1759: <br>
1760: Source Wars<br>
1761: Episode IV<br>
1762: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1763: </center>
1764: <br>
1765: Not so very long ago<br>
1766: and not so far away<br>
1767: AT&T made system code<br>
1768: and gave some bits away<br>
1769: <br>
1770: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1771: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1772: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1773: for everyone on Earth<br>
1774: <br>
1775: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1776: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1777: And good old greed was back again<br>
1778: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1779: <br>
1780: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1781: sued BSDi from above<br>
1782: The code is free but<br>
1783: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1784: <br>
1785: The University came calling<br>
1786: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1787: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1788: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1789: <br>
1790: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1791: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1792: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1793: of BSD code all around<br>
1794: <br>
1795: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1796: of credit front to back<br>
1797: This broke the license USL<br>
1798: was using to attack<br>
1799: <br>
1800: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1801: and "settled" out of court<br>
1802: And UCB was big enough<br>
1803: to take it like a sport<br>
1804: <br>
1805: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1806: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1807: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1808: every book with proper dues<br>
1809: <br>
1810: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1811: apologetically<br>
1812: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1813: the same monopoly<br>
1814: <br>
1815: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1816: down if everybody saw<br>
1817: How greed became so big<br>
1818: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1819: <br>
1820: But only one community<br>
1821: the one that makes it tick<br>
1822: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1823: exposing hypocrites<br>
1824: <br>
1825: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1826: to tell the story right<br>
1827: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1828: and kept in shining light<br>
1829: <br>
1830: And may the source be with you<br>
1831: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1832: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1833: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1834: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1835: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1836: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1837: </td></tr></table>
1838: <p>
1839: <em>
1840: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1841: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1842: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1843: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1844: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1845: <br>
1846: <br>
1847: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1848:
1849: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1850: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 1851: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 1852: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1853: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1854: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1855: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1856: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1857: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1858: 4:48 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1859: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1860: <br>
1861: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1862: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1863: <br>
1864: <br>
1865: <em>
1866: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1867: who is a lot like
1868: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1869: <br>
1870: <br>
1871: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1872: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1873: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1874: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1875: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1876: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1877: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1878: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1879: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1880: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1881: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1882: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1883: <br>
1884: <br>
1885: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1886: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1887: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1888: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1889: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1890: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1891: <br>
1892: <br>
1893: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1894: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1895: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1896: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1897: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1898: influence which he could use so falsely.
1899: <br>
1900: <br>
1901: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1902: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1903: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1904: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1905: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1906: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1907: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1908: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1909: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1910: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1911: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1912: <br>
1913: <br>
1914: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1915: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1916: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1917: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1918: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1919: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1920: <br>
1921: <br>
1922: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1923: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1924: follow their own stupid rules.
1925: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 1926: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 1927: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 1928: <br>
1929: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1930: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1931: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1932: Tempting harpies<br>
1933: 13 years of treachery<br>
1934: <br>
1935: <br>
1936: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1937: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1938: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1939: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1940: <br>
1941: <br>
1942: But something's wrong with them<br>
1943: They will not take our free wares<br>
1944: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 1945: Why are you so scared?<br>
1946: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 1947: <br>
1948: <br>
1949: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
1950: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 1951: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 1952: There are many new laws"<br>
1953: <br>
1954: <br>
1.98 okan 1955: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 1956: "Puffy!<br>
1957: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1958: <br>
1959: <br>
1960: "First rule one dictates<br>
1961: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1962: <br>
1963: <br>
1964: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1965: <br>
1966: <br>
1967: "And rule two dictates<br>
1968: You must give it to me<br>
1969: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1970: <br>
1971: <br>
1972: "The list goes on of course<br>
1973: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1974: <br>
1975: <br>
1976: "This is madness!<br>
1977: He has lost his mind!<br>
1978: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
1979: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
1980: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1981: <br>
1982: <br>
1983: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1984: <br>
1985: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1986: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 1987: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
1988: </td></tr></table>
1989: <p>
1990: <em>
1991: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1992: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
1993: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 1994: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
1995: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 1996: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1997: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 1998: <br>
1999: <br>
2000: </em>
2001:
2002: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2003: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2004: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2005: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2006: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2007: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2008: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2009: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2010: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2011: 4:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2012: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2013: <br>
2014: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2015: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2016: <br>
2017: <br>
2018: <em>
2019: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2020: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2021: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2022: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2023: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2024: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2025: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2026: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2027: away from the ideals very quickly.
2028: <p>
1.93 jmc 2029: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2030: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2031: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2032: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2033: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2034: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2035: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2036: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2037: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2038: <p>
2039: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2040: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2041: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2042: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2043: led to other issues.
2044: <p>
2045: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2046: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2047: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2048: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2049: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2050: <p>
2051: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2052: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2053: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2054: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2055: projects.
2056: <p>
2057: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2058: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2059: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2060: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2061: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2062: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2063: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2064: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2065: not for their agenda.
2066: <p>
2067: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2068: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2069: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2070: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2071: <p>
2072: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2073: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2074: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2075: <br>
2076: The starting line is nervous<br>
2077: we burst upon the course<br>
2078: Electric is our passion<br>
2079: An open hearted force<br>
2080: <br>
2081: The water's full of dangers<br>
2082: That interrupt the flow<br>
2083: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2084: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2085: <br>
2086: *Give and get back some<br>
2087: Sharing it all<br>
2088: Path we know best<br>
2089: we're having a ball<br>
2090: Opulent mission<br>
2091: Lost in our passion<br>
2092: You can still choose<br>
2093: If you don't swim to win<br>
2094: you'll never lose*<br>
2095: <br>
2096: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2097: <br>
2098: The window is a wall by now<br>
2099: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2100: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2101: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2102: <br>
2103: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2104: Flies too close to itself<br>
2105: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2106: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2107: <br>
2108: *CHORUS*<br>
2109: <br>
2110: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2111: <br>
2112: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2113: but this is not a race<br>
2114: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2115: for first or second place<br>
2116: <br>
2117: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2118: Were traded for real goals<br>
2119: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2120: For those with corporate souls<br>
2121: <br>
2122: *Give and get back some<br>
2123: Sharing it all<br>
2124: Path we know best<br>
2125: we're having a ball<br>
2126: Give and get zeros<br>
2127: Give and get ones<br>
2128: Given to you but<br>
2129: Not you to us<br>
2130: Opulent mission<br>
2131: Lost in our passion<br>
2132: You can still choose<br>
2133: If you don't swim to win<br>
2134: you'll never lose<br>
2135: You'll never lose*<br>
2136: <br>
2137: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2138: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2139: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2140: </td></tr></table>
2141: <p>
2142: <em>
2143: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2144: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2145: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2146: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2147: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2148: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2149: <br>
2150: <br>
2151: </em>
2152:
2153: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2154: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2155: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2157: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2159: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2161: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2162: 4:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2163: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2164: <br>
2165: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2166: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2167: <br>
2168: <br>
2169: <em>
2170: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2171: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2172: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2173: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2174: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2175: device support.
2176: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2177: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2178: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2179: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2180: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2181: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2182: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2183: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2184: weird, or even buggy.
2185: <p>
2186: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2187: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2188: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2189: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2190: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2191: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2192: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2193: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2194: OpenBSD, either).
2195: <p>
2196: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2197: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2198: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2199: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2200: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2201: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2202: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2203: <p>
1.82 jsg 2204: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2205: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2206: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2207: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2208: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2209: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2210: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2211: would be fantastic by now.
2212: <p>
2213: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2214: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2215: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2216: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2217: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2218: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2219: <br>
2220: Here's an old story ...<br>
2221: <br>
2222: <br>
2223: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2224: We all know the details<br>
2225: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2226: some serious loot,<br>
2227: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2228: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2229: The little guy who<br>
2230: did the best with what he had<br>
2231: <br>
2232: <br>
2233: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2234: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2235: in moderation<br>
2236: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2237: <br>
2238: <br>
2239: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2240: never give him the password<br>
2241: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2242: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2243: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2244: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2245: So do the best with what you have<br>
2246: <br>
2247: <br>
2248: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2249: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2250: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2251: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2252: <br>
2253: <br>
2254: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2255: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2256: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2257: then made him better off dead<br>
2258: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2259: <br>
2260: <br>
2261: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2262: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2263: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2264: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2265: for each consecutive cut<br>
2266: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2267: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2268: <br>
2269: <br>
2270: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2271: it's where you dig the well<br>
2272: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2273: the little guy does right<br>
2274: <br>
2275: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2276: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2277: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2278: </td></tr></table>
2279: <p>
2280: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2281: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2282: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2283: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2284: <br>
2285: <br>
2286: </em>
2287:
2288: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2289: <a name=40b></a>
2290: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2291: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2292: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2293: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2294: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2295: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2296: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2297: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2298: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2299: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2300: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2301: <br>
2302: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2303: <br>
2304: <br>
2305: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2306: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2307: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2308: <p>
2309: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2310: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2311: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2312: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2313: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2314: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2315: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2316: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2317: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2318: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2319: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2320: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2321: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2322: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2323: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2324: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2325: Be Open<br>
2326: Be Vocal<br>
2327: Stay Open<br>
2328: Stay Vocal<br>
2329: <br>
2330: (repeat)<br>
2331: <br>
2332: OpenBSD<br>
2333: <br>
2334: Twice a year,<br>
2335: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2336: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2337: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2338: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2339: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2340: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2341: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2342: and a license application<br>
2343: is a fishybomination<br>
2344: and a random allocation<br>
2345: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2346: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2347: OK stop.<br>
2348: I get it.<br>
2349: Some asshole lied.<br>
2350: <br>
2351: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2352: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2353: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2354: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2355: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2356: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2357: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2358: OK stop.<br>
2359: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2360: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2361: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2362: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2363: I get it.<br>
2364: Where's my pencils?<br>
2365: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2366: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2367: Be Open<br>
2368: Be Vocal<br>
2369: Stay Open<br>
2370: Stay Vocal<br>
2371: <br>
2372: (repeat)<br>
2373: <br>
2374: Then he has another beer and<br>
2375: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2376: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2377: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2378: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2379: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2380: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2381: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2382: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2383: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2384: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2385: every time, every song!<br>
2386: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2387: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2388: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2389: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2390: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2391: <br>
2392: (beat boxin')<br>
2393: <br>
2394: <br>
2395: </td></tr></table>
2396: <p>
2397: <em>
2398: <br>
2399: </em>
2400:
2401: <hr>
2402: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2403: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2404: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2405: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2406: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2407: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2408: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2409: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2410: 2:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2411: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2412: <br>
2413: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2414: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2415: <br>
2416: <br>
2417: <em>
2418: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2419: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2420: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2421: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2422: <br>
2423: <br>
2424: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2425: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2426: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2427: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2428: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2429: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2430: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2431: <br>
2432: <br>
2433: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2434: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2435: <br>
2436: <br>
2437: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2438: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2439: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2440: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2441: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2442: <br>
2443: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2444: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2445: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2446: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2447: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2448: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2449: <br>
2450: <br>
2451: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2452: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2453: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2454: other developers.
2455: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2456: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2457: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2458: <br>
2459: <br>
2460: <br>
2461: Humppa negala<br>
2462: Humppa negala<br>
2463: Humppa negala<br>
2464: Venismechah<br>
2465: <br>
2466: Humppa negala<br>
2467: Humppa negala<br>
2468: Humppa negala<br>
2469: Venismechah<br>
2470: <br>
2471: Humppa neranenah<br>
2472: Humppa neranenah<br>
2473: Humppa neranenah<br>
2474: Venismechah<br>
2475: <br>
2476: Humppa neranenah<br>
2477: Humppa neranenah<br>
2478: Humppa neranenah<br>
2479: Venismechah<br>
2480: <br>
2481: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2482: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2483: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2484: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2485: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2486: uru achim!<br>
2487: uru achim!<br>
2488: OpenBSD!<br>
2489: <br>
2490: <br>
2491: (circus torture)<br>
2492: <br>
2493: <br>
2494: Humppa negala<br>
2495: Humppa negala<br>
2496: Humppa negala<br>
2497: Venismechah<br>
2498: <br>
2499: Humppa negala<br>
2500: Humppa negala<br>
2501: Humppa negala<br>
2502: Venismechah<br>
2503: <br>
2504: Humppa neranenah<br>
2505: Humppa neranenah<br>
2506: Humppa neranenah<br>
2507: Venismechah<br>
2508: <br>
2509: Humppa neranenah<br>
2510: Humppa neranenah<br>
2511: Humppa neranenah<br>
2512: Venismechah<br>
2513: <br>
2514: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2515: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2516: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2517: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2518: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2519: uru achim!<br>
2520: uru achim!<br>
2521: OpenBSD!<br>
2522: <br>
2523: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2524: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2525: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2526: </td></tr></table>
2527: <p>
2528: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2529: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2530: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2531: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2532: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2533: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2534: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2535: <br>
2536: <br>
2537: </em>
2538:
2539: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2540: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2541: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2542: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2543: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2544: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2545: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2546: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2547: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2548: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2549: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2550: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2551: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2552: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2553: <br>
2554: <br>
2555: <em>
2556: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2557: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2558: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2559: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2560: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2561: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2562: <br>
2563: <br>
2564: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2565: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2566: <br>
2567: <br>
2568: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2569: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2570: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2571: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2572: <br>
2573: <br>
2574: <ul>
2575: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2576: at any time.<br>
2577: <br>
2578: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2579: <br>
2580: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2581: <br>
2582: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2583: <br>
2584: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2585: <br>
2586: <li>
2587: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2588: less portable.<br>
2589: <br>
2590: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2591: </ul>
2592: <br>
2593: <br>
2594: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2595: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2596: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2597: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2598: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2599: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2600: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2601: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2602: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2603: <br><br><br>
2604: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2605: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2606: there was nothin' shady<br>
2607: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2608: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2609: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2610: <br>
2611: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2612: blah blah blah<br>
2613: Blah!<br>
2614: <br>
2615: <br>
2616: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2617: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2618: <br>
2619: <br>
2620: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2621: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2622: with a drop of goo<br>
2623: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2624: But by the time he graduated<br>
2625: Blob was business slime!<br>
2626: <br>
2627: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2628: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2629: blah blah<br>
2630: <br>
2631: <br>
2632: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2633: <br>
2634: <br>
2635: Now everybody had it<br>
2636: they was drivin' around<br>
2637: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2638: for convenience now<br>
2639: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2640: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2641: <br>
2642: <br>
2643: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2644: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2645: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2646: blah blah<br>
2647: <br>
2648: <br>
2649: It's linkin' time!<br>
2650: <br>
2651: <br>
2652: Now it was out of control<br>
2653: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2654: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2655: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2656: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2657: <br>
2658: <br>
2659: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2660: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2661: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2662: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2663: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2664: <br>
2665: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2666: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2667: And he battled the Blob<br>
2668: who had crossed the line<br>
2669: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2670: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2671: <br>
2672: <br>
2673: But it was too late!<br>
2674: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2675: He wants your video!<br>
2676: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2677: He wants your drive!<br>
2678: He wants it all!!<br>
2679: <br>
2680: <br>
2681: Somebody help us!<br>
2682: Noooooooo!<br>
2683: NVIDIA!<br>
2684: Intel!<br>
2685: Atheros!<br>
2686: 3-Ware!<br>
2687: VIA!<br>
2688: ATI!<br>
2689: Broadcom!<br>
2690: TI!<br>
2691: Myricom!<br>
2692: HighPoint!<br>
2693: Adaptec!<br>
2694: Mylex!<br>
2695: ICP Vortex!<br>
2696: and IBM!<br>
2697: Takin' over the world!<br>
2698: <br>
2699: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2700: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2701: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2702: </td></tr></table>
2703: <p>
2704: <em>
2705: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2706: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2707: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2708: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2709: Theo de Raadt.
2710: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2711: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2712: Drums by Jim Buick.
2713: <br>
2714: <br>
2715: </em>
2716:
2717: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2718: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 2719: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 2720: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2721: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2722: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2723: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2724: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2725: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2726: 4:24 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
2727: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2728: Instrumental version
1.176 deraadt 2729: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2730: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2731: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2732: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2733: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2734: <br>
2735: <br>
2736: <em>
2737: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2738: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2739: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2740: their devices.
2741: <p>
2742: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2743: for the
1.168 sthen 2744: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2745: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2746: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2747: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2748: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2749: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2750: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2751: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2752: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2753: <p>
2754: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2755: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2756: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2757: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2758: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2759: "quality" to show its head.
2760: <p>
2761: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2762: <br>
2763: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2764: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2765: <li>Repair
2766: </ul>
2767: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2768: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2769: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2770: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2771: <p>
2772: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2773: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2774: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2775: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2776: <p>
2777: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2778: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2779: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2780: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2781: <p>
2782: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2783: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2784: the AMI controllers.
2785: <p>
2786: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2787: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2788: basic RAID management:
2789: <ul>
2790: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2791: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2792: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2793: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2794: </ul>
2795: <p>
2796: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2797: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2798: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2799: <p>
2800: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2801: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2802: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2803: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2804: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2805: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2806: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2807: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2808: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2809: controllers.
2810: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2811: would not get documentation, either.
2812: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2813: look saintly.
2814: <p>
2815: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2816: in OpenBSD, please buy
2817: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2818: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2819: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2820: will just work</a>.
2821: <p>
2822: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2823: <br>
2824: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2825: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2826: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 2827: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2828: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2829: <br>
2830: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2831: <br>
2832: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2833: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2834: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2835: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2836: <br>
2837: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2838: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2839: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2840: <br>
2841: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2842: <br>
2843: <br>
2844: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2845: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2846: <br>
2847: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2848: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2849: <br>
2850: <br>
2851: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2852: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2853: <br>
2854: <br>
2855: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2856: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2857: <br>
2858: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2859: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2860: <br>
2861: <br>
2862: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2863: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2864: <br>
2865: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2866: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2867: <br>
2868: <br>
2869: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2870: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2871: there before him
2872: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2873: secure operating system,
2874: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2875: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2876: <br>
2877: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2878: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2879: <br>
2880: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2881: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2882: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2883: </td></tr></table>
2884: <p>
2885: <em>
2886: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2887: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2888: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2889: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2890: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2891: <br>
2892: <br>
2893: </em>
2894:
2895: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2896: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 2897: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 2898: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2899: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2900: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2901: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2902: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2903: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2904: 10:08 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
2905: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2906: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2907: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2908: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2909: <br>
2910: <br>
2911: <em>
2912: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2913: good device support.<br>
2914: <br>
2915: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2916: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2917: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2918: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2919: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2920: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2921: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2922: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2923: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2924: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2925: <br>
2926: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2927: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2928: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2929: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2930: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2931: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2932: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2933: <br>
2934: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2935: <br>
2936: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2937: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2938: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2939: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2940: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2941: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2942: <br>
2943:
2944: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 2945: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2946: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
2947: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 2948: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 2949: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 2950: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 2951: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
2952: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
2953: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
2954: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
2955: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 2956: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 2957: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 2958: <br>
2959: <br>
2960: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 2961: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 2962: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
2963: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
2964: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
2965: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 2966: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 2967: development information for all, but are even going further and
2968: telling their development communities to not work with us at
2969: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
2970: <br>
2971: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 2972: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 2973: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 2974: <br>
2975: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
2976: her uncles on the farm,<br>
2977: send out the alarm<br>
2978: and the shit storm flies<br>
2979: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
2980: With Puffathy inside,<br>
2981: twisting up a ride<br>
2982: to the land of OS<br>
2983: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
2984: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
2985: The open slippers red are<br>
2986: Hers to take<br>
2987: <br>
1.53 otto 2988: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 2989: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
2990: <br>
2991: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
2992: To get yourself back home<br>
2993: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 2994: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 2995: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
2996: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
2997: give Taiwan your biz<br>
2998: You'll never lose<br>
2999: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3000: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3001: lazy and insane<br>
3002: but they sang OK<br>
3003: <br>
1.53 otto 3004: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3005: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3006: <br>
3007: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3008: The city glows<br>
3009: It's positively green<br>
3010: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3011: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3012: <br>
3013: Go to the west<br>
3014: You must pass the test<br>
3015: For me<br>
3016: Bring me the ride<br>
3017: of the witch I despise<br>
3018: And you'll be free<br>
3019: <br>
3020: You don't need the broom<br>
3021: You don't need the shoes<br>
3022: You don't need the wiz<br>
3023: You will never lose<br>
3024: You have all you need<br>
3025: You always had heart<br>
3026: You always had courage<br>
3027: Did somebody fart?<br>
3028: You always had brains<br>
3029: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3030: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3031: But you've got some balls<br>
3032: So double click heels<br>
3033: and work with Taiwan<br>
3034: And speak to your doggie<br>
3035: You're already gone....<br>
3036: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3037: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3038: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3039: </td></tr></table>
3040: <p>
3041: <em>
3042: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3043: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3044: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3045: Semaka,
3046: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3047: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3048: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3049: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3050: <br>
3051: <br>
3052: </em>
3053:
3054: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3055: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3056: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3057: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3058: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 3059: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3060: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3061: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3062: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3063: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3064: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3065: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3066: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3067: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3068: <br>
3069: <br>
3070: <em>
3071: What is up with some free software providers?!
3072: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3073: <p>
3074: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3075: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3076: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3077: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3078: going to remember them in the end.
3079: <p>
3080: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3081: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3082: offerings in the last few years:
3083: <ul>
3084: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3085: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3086: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3087: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3088: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3089: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3090: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3091: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3092: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3093: <p>
3094: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3095: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3096: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3097: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3098: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3099: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3100: <p>
3101: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3102: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3103: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3104: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3105: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3106: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3107: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3108: </ul>
3109: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3110: others who will follow them:
3111: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3112: replace it.
3113: <br>
3114: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 3115: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3116: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3117: <br>
3118: <br>
3119: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3120: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3121: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3122: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3123: <p>
3124: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3125: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3126: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3127: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3128: <p>
3129: <br>
3130: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3131: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3132: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3133: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3134: <p>
3135: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3136: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3137: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3138: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3139: <p>
3140: <br>
3141: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3142: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3143: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3144: So he fought the fight<br>
3145: and he set things right<br>
3146: With his OpenBSD<br>
3147: <p>
3148: <br>
3149: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3150: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3151: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3152: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3153: <p>
3154: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3155: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3156: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3157: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3158: <p>
3159: <br>
3160: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3161: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3162: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3163: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3164: <p>
3165: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3166: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3167: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3168: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3169: <p>
3170: <br>
3171: CHORUS<br>
3172: <p>
3173: <br>
3174: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3175: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3176: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3177: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3178: <p>
3179: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3180: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3181: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3182: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3183: <p>
3184: <br>
3185: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3186: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3187: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3188: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3189: <p>
3190: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3191: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3192: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3193: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3194: <p>
3195: <br>
3196: CHORUS<br>
3197: <br>
3198: <p>
3199: That's right!<br>
3200: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3201: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3202: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3203: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3204: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3205: </td></tr></table>
3206: <p>
3207: <em>
3208: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3209: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3210: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3211: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3212: <br>
3213: <br>
3214: </em>
3215:
3216: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3217: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3218: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3219: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3220: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 3221: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3222: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3223: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3224: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3225: 5:21 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3226: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3227: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3228: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3229: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3230: <br>
3231: <br>
3232: <em>
3233: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3234: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3235: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3236: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3237: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3238: <p>
3239: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3240: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3241: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3242: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3243: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3244: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3245: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3246: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3247: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3248: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3249: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3250: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3251: <p>
3252: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3253: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3254: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3255: Redundancy Protocol); on
3256: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3257: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3258: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3259: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3260: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3261: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3262: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3263: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3264: There was much deliberation</a>
3265: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3266: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3267: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3268: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3269: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3270: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3271: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3272: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3273: eh?
3274: <p>
3275: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3276: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3277: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3278: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3279: claim patent rights.
3280: <p>
3281: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3282: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3283: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3284: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3285: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3286: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3287: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3288: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3289: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3290: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3291: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3292: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3293: <p>
3294: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3295: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3296: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3297: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3298: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3299: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3300: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3301: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3302: like all others, except against the community.
3303: <p>
3304: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3305: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3306: <p>
3307: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3308: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3309: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3310: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3311: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3312: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3313: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3314: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3315: it to use cryptography.
3316: <p>
3317: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3318: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3319: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3320: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3321: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3322: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3323: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3324: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3325: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3326: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3327: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3328: <p>
3329: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3330: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3331: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3332: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3333: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3334: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3335: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3336: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3337: <p>
3338: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3339: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3340: <br>
3341: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 3342: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3343: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3344: <br>
3345: <br>
3346: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3347: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3348: <br>
3349: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3350: A what?
3351: <br>
3352: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3353: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3354: <br>
3355: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3356: Well, it's free isn't it?
3357: <br>
3358: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3359: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3360: <br>
3361: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3362: What?
3363: <br>
3364: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3365: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3366: <br>
3367: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3368: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3369: <br>
3370: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3371: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3372: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3373: <br>
3374: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3375: You must be a looney.
3376: <br>
3377: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3378: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3379: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3380: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3381: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3382: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3383: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3384: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3385: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3386: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3387: <br>
3388: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3389: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3390: <br>
3391: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3392: Yes.
3393: <br>
3394: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3395: For a free redundancy protocol?
3396: <br>
3397: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3398: Yes.
3399: <br>
3400: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3401: You are a looney.
3402: <br>
3403: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3404: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3405: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3406: VRRP.
3407: <br>
3408: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3409: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3410: <br>
3411: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3412: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3413: <br>
3414: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3415: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3416: <br>
3417: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3418: Yes there is!
3419: <br>
3420: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3421: Isn't!
3422: <br>
3423: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3424: Is!
3425: <br>
3426: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3427: Isn't!
3428: <br>
3429: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3430: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3431: <br>
3432: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3433: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3434: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3435: <br>
3436: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3437: The man didn't have the right form.
3438: <br>
3439: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3440: What man?
3441: <br>
3442: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3443: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3444: <br>
3445: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3446: The looney detector van, you mean.
3447: <br>
3448: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3449: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3450: <br>
3451: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3452: What redundancy detector van?
3453: <br>
3454: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3455: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3456: <br>
3457: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3458: Cizzz-coeee?
3459: <br>
3460: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3461: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3462: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3463: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3464: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3465: <br>
3466: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3467: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3468: <br>
3469: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3470: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3471: <br>
3472: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3473: What PIX?
3474: <br>
3475: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3476: The PIX I'm replacing!
3477: <br>
3478: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3479: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3480: license it?
3481: <br>
3482: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3483: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3484: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3485: <br>
3486: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3487: No they didn't!
3488: <br>
3489: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3490: Did!
3491: <br>
3492: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3493: Didn't!
3494: <br>
3495: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3496: Did, did, did and did!
3497: <br>
3498: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3499: Oh, all right.
3500: <br>
3501: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3502: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3503: license?
3504: <br>
3505: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3506: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3507: <br>
3508: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3509: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3510: <br>
3511: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3512: A license?
3513: <br>
3514: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3515: Yes.
3516: <br>
3517: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3518: For your firewall?
3519: <br>
3520: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3521: No.
3522: <br>
3523: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3524: No?
3525: <br>
3526: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3527: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3528: <br>
3529: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3530: You're off your chump.
3531: <br>
3532: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3533: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3534: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3535: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3536: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3537: <br>
3538: <br>
3539: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3540: <br>
3541: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3542: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3543: But standard it<br>
3544: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3545: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3546: the IETF<br>
3547: you see?<br>
3548: <br>
3549: But can VRRP<br>
3550: be said to be<br>
3551: or not to be<br>
3552: a standard, see,<br>
3553: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3554: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3555: <br>
3556: Singing...<br>
3557: <br>
3558: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3559: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3560: O P E N B S D<br>
3561: CARP is free<br>
3562: <br>
3563: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3564: let through IETF to mean<br>
3565: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3566: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3567: <br>
3568: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3569: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3570: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3571: <br>
3572: 1 1 2,<br>
3573: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3574: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3575: <br>
3576: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3577: bisected accidentally,<br>
3578: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3579: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3580: <br>
3581: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3582: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3583: <br>
3584: The End<br>
3585: <br>
3586: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3587: <br>
3588: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3589: <br>
3590: Geddy must be free.<br>
3591: <br>
3592: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3593: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3594: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3595: </td></tr></table>
3596: <p>
3597: <em>
3598: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3599: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3600: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3601: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3602: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3603: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3604: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3605: <br>
3606: <br>
3607: </em>
3608:
3609: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3610: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3611: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3612: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3613: <tr>
1.182 ! deraadt 3614: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3615: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3616: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3617: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3618: 3:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3619: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3620: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3621: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3622: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3623: <br>
3624: <br>
3625: <em>
3626: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3627: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3628: forces of the draconian government!
3629: <p>
3630: <br>
3631: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3632: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3633: of recent happenings.
3634: <p>
3635: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3636: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3637: security research and development .. on things that
3638: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3639: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3640: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3641: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3642: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3643: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3644: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3645: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3646: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3647: <p>
3648: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3649: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3650: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
3651: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3652: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3653: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3654: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3655: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3656: theft of oil.
3657: <p>
3658: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3659: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3660: <p>
3661: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3662: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3663: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3664: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3665: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3666: the project."
3667: <p>
3668: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3669: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3670: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3671: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3672: <p>
3673: Since the termination came near natural contract
3674: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3675: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3676: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3677: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3678: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3679: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3680: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3681: <p>
3682: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3683: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3684: of Robin Hood.
3685: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 3686: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3687: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3688: <br>
3689: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3690: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3691: He had found the crusades<br>
3692: were an endless charade<br>
3693: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3694: <br>
3695: <br>
3696: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3697: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3698: Clever chums they did find<br>
3699: other fish of their kind<br>
3700: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3701: <br>
3702: <br>
3703: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3704: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3705: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3706: for to share online<br>
3707: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3708: <br>
3709: <br>
3710: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3711: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3712: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3713: to the teaming schools<br>
3714: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3715: <br>
3716: <br>
3717: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3718: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3719: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3720: So raise up your glass and<br>
3721: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3722: Fish for never running<br>
3723: and making something good!<br>
3724: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3725: <br>
3726: <br>
3727: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3728: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3729: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3730: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3731: Think he's a hero?<br>
3732: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3733: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3734: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3735: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3736: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3737: or we take away your worms too<br>
3738: <br>
3739: <br>
3740: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3741: Put on your glasses<br>
3742: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3743: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3744: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3745: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3746: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3747: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3748: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3749: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3750: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3751: <br>
3752: <br>
3753: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3754: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3755: And took back all the booty<br>
3756: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3757: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3758: <br>
3759: <br>
3760: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3761: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3762: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3763: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3764: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3765: <br>
3766: <br>
3767: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3768: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3769: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3770: So raise up your glass and<br>
3771: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3772: Fish for never running<br>
3773: and making something good!<br>
3774: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3775: <br>
3776:
3777: <br>
3778: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3779: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3780: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3781: </td></tr></table>
3782: <p>
3783: <em>
3784: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3785: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3786: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3787: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3788: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3789: <br>
3790: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3791: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3792: <br>
3793: </em>
3794:
1.23 jose 3795: <br>
3796: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3797: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 3798: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3799: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3800: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3801: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3802: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3803: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3804: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3805: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
3806: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3807: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3808: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3809: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3810: <br>
3811: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3812: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3813: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3814: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3815: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3816: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3817: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3818: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3819: III processors. We want documentation, because
3820: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3821: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3822: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3823: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3824: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3825: mode.<br>
3826: <br>
3827: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3828: </em>
1.182 ! deraadt 3829: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3830: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3831: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3832: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3833: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3834: Black was the protocol<br>
3835: <p>
3836: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3837: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3838: Then from the ocean came<br>
3839: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3840: <br>
3841: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3842: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3843: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3844: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3845: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3846: <p>
3847: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3848: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3849: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3850: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3851: <p>
3852: And there he found<br>
3853: His destiny<br>
3854: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3855: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3856: <p>
3857: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3858: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3859: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3860: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3861: <p>
3862: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3863: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3864: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3865: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3866: <p>
3867: Broke down the guard<br>
3868: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3869: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3870: All alone and only bones<br>
3871: <p>
3872: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3873: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3874: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3875: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3876: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3877: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3878: </td></tr></table>
3879: <p>
3880: <em>
3881: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3882: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3883: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3884: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3885: </em>
3886:
3887: <br>
3888: <hr>
1.9 millert 3889: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 3890: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3891: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3892: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3893: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3894: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3895: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3896: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3897: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
3898: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3899: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3900: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3901: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 3902: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3903: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3904: Goldflipper<br>
3905: With golden skin<br>
3906: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3907: He's the machine<br>
3908: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3909: <p>
3910: And the fish<br>
3911: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3912: And the cat<br>
3913: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3914: <p>
3915: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3916: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3917: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3918: <p>
3919: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3920: <p>
1.9 millert 3921: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3922: catch the spikey one<br>
3923: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3924: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3925: <p>
1.9 millert 3926: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3927: and without a gun<br>
3928: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3929: <p>
1.9 millert 3930: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3931: such a sexy catch<br>
3932: Is she spying on him or<br>
3933: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3934: <p>
1.9 millert 3935: Oh double seven<br>
3936: Send me to Heaven<br>
3937: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3938: <p>
1.9 millert 3939: The women are fond<br>
3940: She knows what to do<br>
3941: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3942: <p>
1.9 millert 3943: Goldflipper is gone<br>
3944: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 ! deraadt 3945: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 3946: <br>
3947: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 3948: <p>
3949: <em>
1.9 millert 3950: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
3951: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
3952: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
3953: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 3954: </em>
3955:
3956: <br>
3957: <hr>
1.3 ian 3958: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 3959: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3960: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3961: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3962: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3963: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3964: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3965: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3966: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
3967: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3968: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3969: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
3970: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 3971: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3972: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 3973: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
3974: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
3975: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
3976: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
3977: <p>
3978: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3979: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3980: <p>
3981: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3982: Über tragic<br>
3983: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
3984: <p>
3985: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
3986: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
3987: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
3988: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
3989: <p>
3990: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
3991: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
3992: <p>
3993: Chorus
3994: <p>
3995: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
3996: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
3997: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
3998: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
3999: <p>
4000: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4001: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4002: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4003: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4004: <p>
4005: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4006: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4007: <p>
4008: <em>
1.3 ian 4009: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4010: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4011: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4012: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4013: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4014: </em>
4015:
1.8 millert 4016: <br>
4017: <hr>
1.9 millert 4018: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4019: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4020: <p>
1.182 ! deraadt 4021: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4022: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4023: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4024: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4025: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4026: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4027: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4028: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4029: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4030: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4031: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 ! deraadt 4032: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4033: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4034: <br>
4035: <br>
1.9 millert 4036: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4037: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4038: <p>
1.9 millert 4039: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4040: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4041: <p>
1.9 millert 4042: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4043: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4044: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4045: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4046: <p>
1.9 millert 4047: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4048: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4049: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4050: I'm secure by default<br>
4051: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4052: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4053: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4054: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4055: </td></tr></table>
4056: <p>
1.8 millert 4057: <em>
1.9 millert 4058: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4059: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4060: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4061: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4062: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4063: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4064:
1.1 deraadt 4065: </body>
4066: </html>