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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.182 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
38: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 39:
1.183 deraadt 40: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
41: (plus 3 more...)<br>
1.175 deraadt 42: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
43:
44: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
45: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
46: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
47:
48: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
49: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
50: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
51: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
52: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
53: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
54: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
55: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
56: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
57: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
58:
59: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
60: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
61: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
62: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 63: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
64: <br>
65: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 66: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
67: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 68: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
69: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
70: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
71: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
72: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
73: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
74: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
75: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
76: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
77: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
78: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
79: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
80: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
81: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
82: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
83: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
84: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 85: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 86:
1.71 deraadt 87: <br>
1.182 deraadt 88: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 89: <br>
1.182 deraadt 90: <table><tr><td valign=top>
91: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
92: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
93: (no longer available)
94: </td><td>
95: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
96: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
97: (no longer available)
98: </td><td>
99: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
100: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
101: Buy it now!</a>
102: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 103: <br clear=all>
1.165 deraadt 104:
105: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 106: <a name=60></a>
107: <a name=60a></a>
108: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
109: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
110: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 111: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 112: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
113: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
114: <br>
115: 4:23 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
116: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
117: <br>
1.182 deraadt 118: <em>
119: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
120: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
121: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
122: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
123: </em>
124: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 125: </td><td valign=top>
126: We don't need no exploitation<br>
127: We don't need no overflows<br>
128: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
129: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
130: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
131: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
132: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
133: <br>
134: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
135: <br>
136: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
137: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
138: <br>
139: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
140: <br>
141: </td><td valign=top align=right>
142: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
143: </td></tr></table>
144: <em>
145: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
146: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 147: </em>
148: <br>
149:
150: <hr>
151: <a name=60b></a>
152: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
153: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
154: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 155: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 156: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
157: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
158: <br>
159: 5:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
160: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
161: <br>
162: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
163: <br>
1.182 deraadt 164: <em>
165: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
166: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
167: components that help make a difference.
168: </em>
169: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 170: </td><td valign=top>
171: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
172: Hacking websites for control<br>
173: Can you crack me?<br>
174: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
175: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
176: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 177: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 178: Never give in: just fight!<br>
179: <br>
180: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
181: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
182: Can you phish me?<br>
183: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
184: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
185: Can you probe me?<br>
186: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
187: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
188: <br>
189: But it was all futility<br>
190: The firewall was strong<br>
191: As all can see<br>
192: No matter how he tried<br>
193: He could not break free()<br>
194: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
195: <br>
196: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
197: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
198: Can you scam me?<br>
199: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
200: Throwing packets with wget<br>
201: Can you hack me?<br>
202: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
203: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
204: <br>
205: </td><td valign=top align=right>
206: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
207: </td></tr></table>
208: <em>
209: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
210: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 211: </em>
212: <br>
213:
214: <hr>
215: <a name=60c></a>
216: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
217: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
218: <tr>
219: <td valign="top" width="30%">
220: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
221: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
222: <br>
223: 3:51 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
224: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
225: <br>
226: <em>
227: Consider donating to our development efforts via
228: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
229: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
230: Canada and all over the world.
231: <p>
232: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
233: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 234: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 235: <p>
236: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
237: </em>
238: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
239: </td><td valign=top>
240: Money, donate your pay.<br>
241: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
242: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
243: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
244: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
245: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
246: <br>
247: Canaries have your back.<br>
248: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
249: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
250: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
251: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
252: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
253: <br>
254: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
255: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
256: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
257: Is the securest system today<br>
258: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
259: <br>
260: </td><td valign=top align=right>
261: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
262: </td></tr></table>
263: <em>
264: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
265: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
266: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.176 deraadt 267: </em>
268: <br>
269:
270: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 271: <a name=59></a>
272: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 273: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 274: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
275: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 276: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 277: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
278: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
279: <br>
1.176 deraadt 280: 4:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
281: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 282: <br>
1.182 deraadt 283: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 284: </td><td valign=top>
285: No lyrics.<br>
286: </td><td valign=top align=right>
287: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
288: </td></tr></table>
289: <em>
290: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
291: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
292: </em>
293: <br>
294:
295: <hr>
296: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 297: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 298: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
299: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 300: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 301: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
302: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
303: <br>
1.176 deraadt 304: 3:46 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
305: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 306: <br>
307: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
308: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 309: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 310: </td><td valign=top>
311: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
312: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
313: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
314: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
315: <p>
316: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
317: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
318: <p>
319: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
320: Über tragic<br>
321: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
322: <p>
323: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
324: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
325: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
326: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
327: <p>
328: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
329: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
330: <p>
331: Chorus
332: <p>
333: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
334: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
335: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
336: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
337: <p>
338: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
339: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
340: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
341: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
342: <p>
343: Chorus<br>
344: </td><td valign=top align=right>
345: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
346: </td></tr></table>
347: <p>
348: <em>
349: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
350: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
351: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
352: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
353: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
354: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
355: </em>
356: <br>
1.158 deraadt 357:
358: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 359: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 360: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 361: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 362: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
363: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 364: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 365: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
366: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
367: <br>
1.176 deraadt 368: 2:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
369: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 370: <br>
371: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
372: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
373: <p>
374: <em>
1.182 deraadt 375: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164 tj 376: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
377: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 378: <br>
379: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
380: ~322,000 commits<br>
381: ~44 commits/day average<br>
382: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
383: </em>
1.182 deraadt 384: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 385: </td><td valign=top>
386: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
387: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
388: Made commits to many a file<br>
389: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
390: <br>
391: Take a moment to view<br>
392: The source of all this code<br>
393: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
394: <br>
395: We're the openssh repository<br>
396: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
397: The openntpd repository<br>
398: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
399: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
400: The libressl repo too<br>
401: <br>
402: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
403: Re-used far and wide<br>
404: The license is so liberal<br>
405: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
406: We'd love for you to code...<br>
407: <br>
408: I don't really want to have to go<br>
409: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
410: The coder will commit the code<br>
411: That he wants all of you to load<br>
412: <br>
413: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
414: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
415: <br>
416: B... S... D...<br>
417: </td><td valign=top align=right>
418: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
419: </td></tr></table>
420: <p>
421: <em>
422: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
423: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
424: </em>
425: <br>
426:
427: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 428: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 429: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 430: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
431: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 432: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 433: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
434: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
435: <br>
1.176 deraadt 436: 3:45 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
437: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 438: <br>
1.182 deraadt 439: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 440: </td><td valign=top>
441: No lyrics.<br>
442: </td><td valign=top align=right>
443: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
444: </td></tr></table>
445: <em>
446: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
447: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
448: </em>
449: <br>
1.152 deraadt 450:
451: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 452: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 453: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 454: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
455: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 456: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 457: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
458: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
459: <br>
1.176 deraadt 460: 3:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
461: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 462: <br>
463: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
464: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 465: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 466: </td><td valign=top>
467: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
468: <br>
469: With every release,<br>
470: Puffy becomes better,<br>
471: a little better all the time.<br>
472: <br>
473: With every release,<br>
474: Puffy becomes better,<br>
475: so much better all the time.<br>
476: <br>
477: Let's count in sys:<br>
478: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
479: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
480: <br>
481: With every release,<br>
482: Puffy becomes better,<br>
483: really better all the time.<br>
484: <br>
485: Let's count in log:<br>
486: 314544 commits from developers<br>
487: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
488: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
489: <br>
490: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
491: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
492: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
493: <br>
494: With every release,<br>
495: Puffy becomes better,<br>
496: so much better all the time.<br>
497: <br>
498: With every release,<br>
499: Puffy becomes better,<br>
500: so much better all the time.<br>
501: <br>
502: With every release,<br>
503: Puffy becomes better.<br>
504: <br>
505: With every release,<br>
506: Puffy becomes better,<br>
507: so much better all the time.<br>
508: </td><td valign=top align=right>
509: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
510: </td></tr></table>
511: <p>
512: <em>
513: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
514: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
515: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
516: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 517: </em>
518: <br>
519:
520: <hr>
521: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 522: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 523: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
524: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 525: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 526: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
527: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
528: <br>
1.176 deraadt 529: 4:52 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
530: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 531: <br>
532: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
533: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
534: <br>
1.182 deraadt 535: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 536: </td><td valign=top>
537: I read the news today oh boy<br>
538: About a silly man who made a change<br>
539: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
540: Well I just had to laugh<br>
541: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
542: <br>
543: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
544: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
545: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
546: They'd seen such code before<br>
547: Everyone was really sure<br>
548: It was from 1984..<br>
549: <br>
550: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
551: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
552: And though the code was rather gross<br>
553: They held their nose and dove.<br>
554: Having read the code..<br>
555: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
556: <br>
557: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
558: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
559: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
560: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
561: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
562: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
563: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
564: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
565: <br>
566: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
567: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
568: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
569: <br>
570: I read the news today oh boy<br>
571: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
572: And though the holes were rather small<br>
573: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 574: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 575: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
576: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
577: </td><td valign=top align=right>
578: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
579: </td></tr></table>
580: <p>
581: <em>
582: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
583: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
584: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
585: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
586: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
587: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
588: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
589: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
590: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
591: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
592: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
593: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
594: <br>
595: <br>
596: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
597: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 598: </em>
599: <br>
600:
601: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 602: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 603: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 604: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
605: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 606: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 607: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
608: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
609: <br>
1.176 deraadt 610: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
611: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 612: <br>
613: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
614: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 615: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 616: </td><td valign=top>
617: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
618: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 619: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
620: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 621: <br>
1.154 deraadt 622: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
623: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 624: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 625: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 626: <br>
627: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 628: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 629: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 630: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 631: <br>
632: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 633: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 634: I'm a Source Fish<br>
635: I'm a Source Fish<br>
636: <br>
1.154 deraadt 637: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 638: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 639: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
640: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 641: <br>
1.154 deraadt 642: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 643: I'm a Source Fish<br>
644: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 645: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 646: <br>
1.154 deraadt 647: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
648: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 649: <br>
650: Instrumental<br>
651: <br>
1.154 deraadt 652: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
653: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
654: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
655: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
656: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
657: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
658: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
659: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 660: </td><td valign=top align=right>
661: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
662: </td></tr></table>
663: <p>
664: <em>
665: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
666: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
667: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
668: </em>
669: <br>
1.126 deraadt 670:
671: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 672: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 673: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 674: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
675: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 676: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 677: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
678: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
679: <br>
1.176 deraadt 680: 3:54 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
681: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 682: <br>
683: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
684: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 685: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 686: </td><td valign=top>
687: No lyrics.<br>
688: </td><td valign=top align=right>
689: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
690: </td></tr></table>
691: <p>
692: <em>
693: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
694: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
695: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
696: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
697: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
698: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
699: LibreSSL was released.
700: <p>
701: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
702: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
703: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
704: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
705: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
706: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
707: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
708: <p>
1.149 deraadt 709: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 710: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
711: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
712: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
713: than just posture?
714: </em>
1.182 deraadt 715: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 716: <p>
717: <em>
718: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
719: by Jonathan Lewis.
720: </em>
721: <br>
722:
723: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 724: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 725: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 726: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
727: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 728: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 729: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
730: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
731: <br>
1.176 deraadt 732: 4:18 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
733: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 734: <br>
735: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
736: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 737: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 738: </td><td valign=top>
739: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
740: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
741: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
742: <br>
743: <br>
1.145 deraadt 744: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 745: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
746: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
747: <br>
748: <br>
749: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
750: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
751: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
752: <br>
753: <br>
1.145 deraadt 754: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 755: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
756: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
757: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
758: No bad hacks in time.<br>
759: <br>
760: <br>
761: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
762: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
763: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 764: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 765: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
766: </td></tr></table>
767: <em>
768: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
769: back to 1901. This is known as the
770: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
771: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
772: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
773: <p>
1.146 guenther 774: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 775: solve this.
1.146 guenther 776: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
777: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
778: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
779: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
780: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 781: <p>
782: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 783: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 784: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
785: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
786: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
787: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
788: <p>
789: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
790: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
791: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
792: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
793: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
794: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
795: <p>
796: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
797: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 798: </em>
1.182 deraadt 799: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 800: <p>
801: <em>
802: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
803: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
804: </em>
805: <br>
806:
807: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 808: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 809: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 810: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
811: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 812: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 813: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
814: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
815: <br>
1.176 deraadt 816: 2:27 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
817: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 818: <br>
819: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 820: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 821: <br>
822: <br>
823: <em>
824: do { to loop<br>
825: at least one time<br>
826: <br>
827: regexp,<br>
828: to match a chunk of text<br>
829: <br>
830: main, the name,<br>
831: by which I'm called<br>
832: <br>
833: for,<br>
834: another kind of loop<br>
835: <br>
836: sem,<br>
837: a way to block a thread<br>
838: <br>
839: log<br>
840: a func to follow sem<br>
841: <br>
842: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 843: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 844: <br>
845: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
846: <br>
847: </em>
1.182 deraadt 848: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 849: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 850: <br>
851: <br>
852: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
853: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
854: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
855: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
856: <br>
857: <br>
858: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
859: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
860: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
861: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
862: <br>
863: <br>
864: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
865: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
866: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
867: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
868: <br>
869: <br>
870: (chorus)<br>
871: <br>
872: <br>
873: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
874: When I'm feeling mad<br>
875: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
876: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
877: <br>
878: <br>
879: (repeat)<br>
880: <br>
881: <br>
882: (chorus)<br>
883: <br>
884: <br>
885: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
886: When I'm feeling mad<br>
887: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
888: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
889: <br>
890: <br>
1.148 deraadt 891: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 892: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
893: </td></tr></table>
894: <p>
895: <em>
896: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
897: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
898: <br>
899: <br>
900: </em>
901:
902: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 903: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 904: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 905: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
906: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 907: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 908: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
909: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
910: <br>
1.176 deraadt 911: 3:07 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
912: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 913: <br>
914: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
915: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
916: <br>
917: <br>
918: <em>
1.141 deraadt 919: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 920: <br>
921: </em>
1.182 deraadt 922: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 923: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 924: <br>
925: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
926: <br>
927: [laughs]<br>
928: <br>
929: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
930: <br>
931: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
932: <br>
933: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
934: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
935: <br>
936: Time to dump core.<br>
937: <br>
1.148 deraadt 938: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 939: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
940: </td></tr></table>
941: <p>
942: <em>
943: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
944: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
945: <br>
946: <br>
947: </em>
948:
949: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 950: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 951: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 952: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
953: <tr>
954: <td valign="top" width="30%">
955: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
956: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
957: <br>
1.176 deraadt 958: 3:01 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
959: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 960: <br>
961: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 962: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 963: <br>
964: <br>
965: <em>
1.132 beck 966: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
967: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
968: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
969: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
970: under particular Linux distributions.
971: <p>
972: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
973: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
974: <p>
975: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
976: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 977: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
978: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 979: <p>
980: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
981: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
982: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
983: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
984: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
985: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
986: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 987: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 988: <br>
989: </em>
1.182 deraadt 990: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
991: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 992: <br>
1.132 beck 993: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
994: We are in every way Posix<br>
995: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
996: We won't need any other.<br>
997: <br>
998: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
999: It's better than the last you know<br>
1000: Another million bits that changed<br>
1001: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1002: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1003: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1004: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1005: <br>
1006: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1007: Others can work around this hell<br>
1008: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1009: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1010: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1011: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1012: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1013: We are Posix<br>
1014: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1015: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1016: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1017: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1018: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1019: </td></tr></table>
1020: <p>
1021: <em>
1022: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1023: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1024: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1025: Studios.
1026: <br>
1027: <br>
1028: </em>
1029:
1030: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1031: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1032: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1033: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1034: <tr>
1035: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1036: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1037: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1038: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1039: 2:47 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1040: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1041: <br>
1042: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1043: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1044: <br>
1045: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1046: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1047: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1048: <br>
1049: If you've got a bug<br>
1050: That you just can't shove<br>
1051: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1052: Bugbusters!<br>
1053: <br>
1054: Buffer overflow?<br>
1055: Don't know where to go<br>
1056: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1057: Bugbusters!<br>
1058: <br>
1059: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1060: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1061: <br>
1062: And you're off by one<br>
1063: And it ain't no fun<br>
1064: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1065: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1066: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1067: If your system's down<br>
1068: And it makes you frown<br>
1069: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1070: Bugbusters!<br>
1071: <br>
1072: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1073: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1074: <br>
1075: If you need a trace<br>
1076: Gonna win that race<br>
1077: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1078: Bugbusters!<br>
1079: <br>
1080: If you got a crash<br>
1081: And you got no cash<br>
1082: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1083: Bugbusters!<br>
1084: <br>
1085: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1086: <br>
1087: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1088: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1089: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1090: </td></tr></table>
1091: <p>
1092: <em>
1093: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1094: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1095: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1096: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1097: <br>
1098: <br>
1099: </em>
1100:
1101: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1102: <a name=51b></a>
1103: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1104: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1105: <tr>
1106: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1107: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1108: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1109: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1110: <br>
1111: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1112: 3:11 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1113: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1114: <br>
1115: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1116: <br>
1117: <br>
1118: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1119: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1120: <p>
1121: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1122: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1123: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1124: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1125: <p>
1126: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1127: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1128: We've placed this phrase
1.186 ! tb 1129: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1130: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1131: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1132: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1133: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1134: <p>
1135: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1136: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1137: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1138: two bonus tracks).
1139: <p>
1140: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1141: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1142: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1143: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1144: Shut up and hack!<br>
1145: In the hack room<br>
1146: In the back room<br>
1147: Wires everywhere<br>
1148: <br>
1149: At the tables<br>
1150: Fingers able<br>
1151: Take another dare!<br>
1152: <br>
1153: Close up your holes<br>
1154: Pick up the slack!<br>
1155: Get your head down!<br>
1156: Shut up and hack!<br>
1157: Close up your holes<br>
1158: Pick up the slack!<br>
1159: Get your head down!<br>
1160: Shut up and hack!<br>
1161: <br>
1162: Coding faster<br>
1163: You're the master<br>
1164: of security<br>
1165: <br>
1166: In your t-shirts<br>
1167: Hack till it hurts<br>
1168: This is how to be free<br>
1169: <br>
1170: CHORUS<br>
1171: <br>
1172: Hit the pub now<br>
1173: We're a club now<br>
1174: Trading genius for free<br>
1175: <br>
1176: Have a laugh and<br>
1177: Be a rock band<br>
1178: This is how it should be!<br>
1179: <br>
1180: CHORUS<br>
1181: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1182: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1183: <br>
1184: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1185: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1186:
1187: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1188: <a name=51c></a>
1189: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1190: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1191: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1192: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1193: <br>
1194: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1195: 4:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1196: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1197: <em>
1198: <p>
1199: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1200: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1201: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1202:
1203: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1204: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1205: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1206: </em>
1207: <br>
1208: <p>
1209:
1210: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1211: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1212: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1213: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1214: <tr>
1215: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1216: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1217: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1218: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1219: 3:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1220: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1221: <br>
1222: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1223: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1224: <br>
1225: <br>
1226: <em>
1227: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1228: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1229: for us for many releases.<br>
1230: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1231: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1232: <br>
1233: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1234: a parody magazine!<br>
1235: <br>
1236: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1237: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1238: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1239: <br>
1240: What? Me Worry?<br>
1241: Not with this stuff<br>
1242: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1243: Nobody get tough<br>
1244: <br>
1245: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1246: Having fun in the woods<br>
1247: Carving out toys<br>
1248: and makin' em good<br>
1249: <br>
1250: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1251: I got so many tricks<br>
1252: I got undercover agents<br>
1253: Even out in the sticks<br>
1254: <br>
1255: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1256: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1257: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1258: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1259: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1260: Little black flies<br>
1261: on a pile of GNU<br>
1262: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1263: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1264: <br>
1.125 sthen 1265: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1266: That's my thang<br>
1267: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1268: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1269: <br>
1270: It's a mad mad world<br>
1271: and number 5 is alive<br>
1272: I gotta black submarine<br>
1273: and I'm built to survive<br>
1274: <br>
1275: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1276: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1277: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1278: And blocked out the sun<br>
1279: <br>
1280: Keep the source open<br>
1281: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1282: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1283: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1284: <br>
1285: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1286: In my treehouse club<br>
1287: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1288: Its secure ya bub<br>
1289: <br>
1290: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1291: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1292: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1293: some Open source stank<br>
1294: <br>
1295: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1296: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1297: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1298: And blocked out the sun<br>
1299: <br>
1300: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1301: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1302: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1303: </td></tr></table>
1304: <p>
1305: <em>
1306: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1307: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1308: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1309: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1310: <br>
1311: <br>
1312: </em>
1313:
1314: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1315: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1316: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1317: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1318: <tr>
1319: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1320: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1321: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1322: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1323: 3:43 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1324: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1325: <br>
1326: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1327: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1328: <br>
1329: <br>
1330: <em>
1331: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1332: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1333: <br>
1334: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1335: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1336: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1337: <br>
1338: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1339: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1340: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1341: <br>
1342: BSD 4.2 was
1343: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1344: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1345: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1346: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1347: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1348: <br>
1349: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1350: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1351: <br>
1352: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1353: <br>
1354: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1355: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1356: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1357: <br>
1358: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1359: before you can call him a man?<br>
1360: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1361: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1362: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1363: before they are forever banned?<br>
1364: <br>
1365: The answer my friend<br>
1366: BSD 4.2<br>
1367: The answer<br>
1368: BSD 4.2<br>
1369: <br>
1370: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1371: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1372: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1373: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1374: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1375: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1376: <br>
1377: The answer my friend<br>
1378: BSD 4.2<br>
1379: The answer<br>
1380: BSD 4.2<br>
1381: <br>
1382: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1383: to share what is already ours?<br>
1384: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1385: To end up not getting far?<br>
1386: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1387: before we can hear every star?<br>
1388: <br>
1389: The answer my friend<br>
1390: BSD 4.2<br>
1391: The answer<br>
1392: BSD 4.2<br>
1393: <br>
1394: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1395: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1396: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1397: our future is made in the shade<br>
1398: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1399: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1400: <br>
1401: The answer my friend<br>
1402: BSD 4.2<br>
1403: The answer<br>
1404: BSD 4.2<br>
1405: <br>
1406: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1407: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1408: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1409: </td></tr></table>
1410: <p>
1411: <em>
1412: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1413: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1414: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1415: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1416: <br>
1417: <br>
1418: </em>
1419:
1420: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1421: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1422: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1423: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1424: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1425: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1426: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1427: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1428: this song.<br>
1429: <br>
1430: [Instrumental]<br>
1431: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1432: 2:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1433: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1434: <br>
1435: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1436: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1437: <br>
1438: <br>
1439: <em>
1440: [Sorry, no commentary]
1441: <br>
1442: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1443: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1444: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1445: <br>
1446: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1447: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1448: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1449: </td></tr></table>
1450: <p>
1451: <em>
1452: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1453: <br>
1454: <br>
1455: </em>
1456:
1457: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1458: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1459: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1460: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1461: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1462: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1463: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1464: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1465: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1466: 4:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1467: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1468: <br>
1469: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1470: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1471: <br>
1472: <br>
1473: <em>
1474: [Sorry, no commentary]
1475: <br>
1476: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1477: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1478: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1479: <br>
1480: Back when I was twenty<br>
1481: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1482: All that I believed in<br>
1483: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1484: <br>
1485: All I ever wanted<br>
1486: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1487: And all the criticizing<br>
1488: Was something I'd endure<br>
1489: <br>
1490: The changes that I've been through<br>
1491: And the trials along the way<br>
1492: The battle isn't over<br>
1493: And I'm living day by day<br>
1494: <br>
1495: But I'm still here<br>
1496: <br>
1497: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1498: But I'm just being me<br>
1499: With my filter I can hide<br>
1500: My true identity<br>
1501: <br>
1502: One day when I was flying<br>
1503: Across the open skies<br>
1504: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1505: Had been weakened over time<br>
1506: <br>
1507: The server room was burning up<br>
1508: And melting the array<br>
1509: A little breath of cold air<br>
1510: Was enough to save the day<br>
1511: <br>
1512: CHORUS:<br>
1513: But I'm still here<br>
1514: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1515: I'm still free<br>
1516: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1517: I'm still me<br>
1518: <br>
1519: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1520: <br>
1521: Now that I am older<br>
1522: And I've been around so long<br>
1523: The world is ever changing<br>
1524: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1525: <br>
1526: CHORUS:<br>
1527: <br>
1528: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1529: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1530: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1531: </td></tr></table>
1532: <p>
1533: <em>
1534: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1535: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1536: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1537: <br>
1538: <br>
1539: </em>
1540:
1541: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1542: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1543: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1544: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1545: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1546: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1547: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1548: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1549: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1550: 2:38 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1551: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1552: <br>
1553: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1554: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1555: <br>
1556: <br>
1557: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1558: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1559: <br>
1560: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1561: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1562: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1563: <br>
1564: Welcome to the future<br>
1565: One very rich man<br>
1566: runs the Earth with<br>
1567: one multinational<br>
1568: owns your stuff<br>
1569: and owns your birth<br>
1570: <br>
1571: Everyone is armless<br>
1572: Personal robots<br>
1573: Do it all for you<br>
1574: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1575: One channel TV<br>
1576: never gonna bore you<br>
1577: <br>
1578: CHORUS<br>
1579: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1580: or a way to die<br>
1581: while alive and a loser<br>
1582: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1583: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1584: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1585: <br>
1586: Everyone is happy<br>
1587: No more government<br>
1588: No more media<br>
1589: Only the Company<br>
1590: Entertains you<br>
1591: while it feeds you<br>
1592: <br>
1593: Soylent Green pap<br>
1594: Eating your friends while<br>
1595: shopping, buying<br>
1596: Stupid applications<br>
1597: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1598: <br>
1599: CHORUS<br>
1600: <br>
1601: Take me back<br>
1602: Take me back<br>
1603: Please<br>
1604: Take me back<br>
1605: <br>
1606: Way back in my time<br>
1607: Open source kept<br>
1608: everyone choosing<br>
1609: People knew the insides<br>
1610: Of devices they were using<br>
1611: <br>
1612: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1613: Now it's locked and<br>
1614: dumbed down so much<br>
1615: One button coma<br>
1616: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1617: <br>
1618: CHORUS<br>
1619: <br>
1620: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1621: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1622: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1623: </td></tr></table>
1624: <p>
1625: <em>
1626: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1627: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1628: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1629: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1630: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1631: <br>
1632: <br>
1633: </em>
1634:
1635: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1636: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1637: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1638: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1639: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1640: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1641: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1642: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1643: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1644: 3:29 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1645: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1646: <br>
1647: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1648: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1649: <br>
1650: <br>
1651: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1652: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1653: <br>
1654: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1655: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1656: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1657: <br>
1658: I love to hate my PC<br>
1659: But now it's not so easy<br>
1660: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1661: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1662: <br>
1663: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1664: Intel's controlling you<br>
1665: And Microsoft is too<br>
1666: But this is nothing new<br>
1667: <br>
1668: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1669: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1670: Tangles and angles<br>
1671: In what could be straight forward<br>
1672: <br>
1673: Lost connections<br>
1674: Lost my mind<br>
1675: It's such a waste of time<br>
1676: <br>
1677: CHORUS<br>
1678: <br>
1679: Now on the motherboard<br>
1680: Where all my life is stored<br>
1681: Playing with garbage there<br>
1682: With rules so unfair<br>
1683: <br>
1684: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1685: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1686: Forcing us all to play<br>
1687: Our progress interrupted<br>
1688: <br>
1689: Lost connections<br>
1690: Lost my mind<br>
1691: It's such a waste of time<br>
1692: <br>
1693: CHORUS<br>
1694: <br>
1695: Yes I'm a user<br>
1696: And I'm not the only one<br>
1697: I'm not a loser<br>
1698: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1699: <br>
1700: And we will find it<br>
1701: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1702: Map our devices<br>
1703: And we know what it'll take<br>
1704: <br>
1705: Lost connections<br>
1706: Lost my mind<br>
1707: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1708: <br>
1709: (bridge)<br>
1710: On and on<br>
1711: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1712: All and all<br>
1713: We are one<br>
1714: Clean the dream<br>
1715: Gone wrong<br>
1716: We are Tron<br>
1717: On and on and on<br>
1718: <br>
1719: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1720: <br>
1721: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1722: <br>
1723: CHORUS<br>
1724: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1725: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1726: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1727: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1728: </td></tr></table>
1729: <p>
1730: <em>
1731: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1732: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1733: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1734: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1735: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1736: <br>
1737: <br>
1738: </em>
1739:
1740: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1741: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 1742: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 1743: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1744: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1745: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1746: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1747: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1748: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1749: 3:05 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1750: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1751: <br>
1752: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1753: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1754: <br>
1755: <br>
1756: <em>
1757: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1758: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1759: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1760: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1761: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1762: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1763: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1764: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1765: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1766: probably not been read by enough people.
1767: <br>
1768: <br>
1769: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1770: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1771: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1772: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1773: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1774: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1775: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1776: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1777: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1778: <br>
1779: <br>
1780: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1781: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1782: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1783: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1784: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1785: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1786: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1787: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1788: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1789: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1790: <br>
1791: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1792: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1793: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1794: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1795: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1796: <br>
1797: <br>
1798: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1799: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1800: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1801: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1802: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1803: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1804: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1805: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1806: <br>
1807: <br>
1808: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1809: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1810: <br>
1811: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1812: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1813: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 1814: <br>
1815: <center>
1816: <br>
1817: Source Wars<br>
1818: Episode IV<br>
1819: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1820: </center>
1821: <br>
1822: Not so very long ago<br>
1823: and not so far away<br>
1824: AT&T made system code<br>
1825: and gave some bits away<br>
1826: <br>
1827: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
1828: better, faster, more diverse<br>
1829: This open thing was wonderful<br>
1830: for everyone on Earth<br>
1831: <br>
1832: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
1833: The Empire changed its mind<br>
1834: And good old greed was back again<br>
1835: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1836: <br>
1837: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
1838: sued BSDi from above<br>
1839: The code is free but<br>
1840: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1841: <br>
1842: The University came calling<br>
1843: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 1844: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 1845: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1846: <br>
1847: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
1848: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
1849: And showed the giant chunks<br>
1850: of BSD code all around<br>
1851: <br>
1852: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
1853: of credit front to back<br>
1854: This broke the license USL<br>
1855: was using to attack<br>
1856: <br>
1857: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
1858: and "settled" out of court<br>
1859: And UCB was big enough<br>
1860: to take it like a sport<br>
1861: <br>
1862: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
1863: Now did we win or lose?<br>
1864: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
1865: every book with proper dues<br>
1866: <br>
1867: And take out ads in major rags<br>
1868: apologetically<br>
1869: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
1870: the same monopoly<br>
1871: <br>
1872: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
1873: down if everybody saw<br>
1874: How greed became so big<br>
1875: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1876: <br>
1877: But only one community<br>
1878: the one that makes it tick<br>
1879: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
1880: exposing hypocrites<br>
1881: <br>
1882: And OpenBSD is here<br>
1883: to tell the story right<br>
1884: Once again the fight is fought<br>
1885: and kept in shining light<br>
1886: <br>
1887: And may the source be with you<br>
1888: May the Empire fall apart<br>
1889: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
1890: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1891: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1892: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 1893: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
1894: </td></tr></table>
1895: <p>
1896: <em>
1897: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
1898: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
1899: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1900: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1901: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 1902: <br>
1903: <br>
1904: </em>
1.20 deraadt 1905:
1906: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 1907: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 1908: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 1909: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1910: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1911: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1912: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 1913: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1914: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1915: 4:48 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
1916: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 1917: <br>
1918: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
1919: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1920: <br>
1921: <br>
1922: <em>
1923: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
1924: who is a lot like
1925: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1926: <br>
1927: <br>
1928: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 1929: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
1930: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
1931: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 1932: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
1933: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 1934: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 1935: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
1936: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
1937: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1938: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
1939: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1940: <br>
1941: <br>
1942: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
1943: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
1944: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
1945: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1946: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
1947: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1948: <br>
1949: <br>
1950: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
1951: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
1952: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
1953: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
1954: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
1955: influence which he could use so falsely.
1956: <br>
1957: <br>
1958: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
1959: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
1960: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
1961: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
1962: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
1963: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 1964: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 1965: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
1966: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
1967: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
1968: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1969: <br>
1970: <br>
1971: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
1972: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
1973: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
1974: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
1975: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1976: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
1977: <br>
1978: <br>
1979: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
1980: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
1981: follow their own stupid rules.
1982: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1983: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1984: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 1985: <br>
1986: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
1987: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
1988: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
1989: Tempting harpies<br>
1990: 13 years of treachery<br>
1991: <br>
1992: <br>
1993: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
1994: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
1995: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
1996: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1997: <br>
1998: <br>
1999: But something's wrong with them<br>
2000: They will not take our free wares<br>
2001: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2002: Why are you so scared?<br>
2003: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2004: <br>
2005: <br>
2006: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2007: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2008: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2009: There are many new laws"<br>
2010: <br>
2011: <br>
1.98 okan 2012: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2013: "Puffy!<br>
2014: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2015: <br>
2016: <br>
2017: "First rule one dictates<br>
2018: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2019: <br>
2020: <br>
2021: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2022: <br>
2023: <br>
2024: "And rule two dictates<br>
2025: You must give it to me<br>
2026: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2027: <br>
2028: <br>
2029: "The list goes on of course<br>
2030: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2031: <br>
2032: <br>
2033: "This is madness!<br>
2034: He has lost his mind!<br>
2035: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2036: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2037: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2038: <br>
2039: <br>
2040: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2041: <br>
2042: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2043: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2044: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2045: </td></tr></table>
2046: <p>
2047: <em>
2048: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2049: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2050: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2051: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2052: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2053: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2054: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2055: <br>
2056: <br>
2057: </em>
2058:
2059: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2060: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2061: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2062: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2063: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2064: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2065: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2066: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2067: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2068: 4:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2069: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2070: <br>
2071: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2072: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2073: <br>
2074: <br>
2075: <em>
2076: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2077: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2078: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2079: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2080: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2081: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2082: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2083: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2084: away from the ideals very quickly.
2085: <p>
1.93 jmc 2086: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2087: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2088: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2089: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2090: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2091: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2092: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2093: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2094: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2095: <p>
2096: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2097: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2098: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2099: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2100: led to other issues.
2101: <p>
2102: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2103: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2104: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2105: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2106: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2107: <p>
2108: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2109: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2110: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2111: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2112: projects.
2113: <p>
2114: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2115: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2116: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2117: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2118: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2119: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2120: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2121: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2122: not for their agenda.
2123: <p>
2124: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2125: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2126: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2127: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2128: <p>
2129: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2130: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2131: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2132: <br>
2133: The starting line is nervous<br>
2134: we burst upon the course<br>
2135: Electric is our passion<br>
2136: An open hearted force<br>
2137: <br>
2138: The water's full of dangers<br>
2139: That interrupt the flow<br>
2140: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2141: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2142: <br>
2143: *Give and get back some<br>
2144: Sharing it all<br>
2145: Path we know best<br>
2146: we're having a ball<br>
2147: Opulent mission<br>
2148: Lost in our passion<br>
2149: You can still choose<br>
2150: If you don't swim to win<br>
2151: you'll never lose*<br>
2152: <br>
2153: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2154: <br>
2155: The window is a wall by now<br>
2156: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2157: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2158: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2159: <br>
2160: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2161: Flies too close to itself<br>
2162: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2163: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2164: <br>
2165: *CHORUS*<br>
2166: <br>
2167: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2168: <br>
2169: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2170: but this is not a race<br>
2171: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2172: for first or second place<br>
2173: <br>
2174: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2175: Were traded for real goals<br>
2176: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2177: For those with corporate souls<br>
2178: <br>
2179: *Give and get back some<br>
2180: Sharing it all<br>
2181: Path we know best<br>
2182: we're having a ball<br>
2183: Give and get zeros<br>
2184: Give and get ones<br>
2185: Given to you but<br>
2186: Not you to us<br>
2187: Opulent mission<br>
2188: Lost in our passion<br>
2189: You can still choose<br>
2190: If you don't swim to win<br>
2191: you'll never lose<br>
2192: You'll never lose*<br>
2193: <br>
2194: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2195: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2196: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2197: </td></tr></table>
2198: <p>
2199: <em>
2200: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2201: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2202: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2203: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2204: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2205: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2206: <br>
2207: <br>
2208: </em>
2209:
2210: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2211: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2212: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2213: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2214: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2215: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2216: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2217: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2218: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2219: 4:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2220: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2221: <br>
2222: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2223: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2224: <br>
2225: <br>
2226: <em>
2227: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2228: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2229: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2230: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2231: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2232: device support.
2233: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2234: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2235: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2236: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2237: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2238: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2239: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2240: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2241: weird, or even buggy.
2242: <p>
2243: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2244: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2245: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2246: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2247: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2248: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2249: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2250: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2251: OpenBSD, either).
2252: <p>
2253: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2254: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2255: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2256: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2257: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2258: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2259: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2260: <p>
1.82 jsg 2261: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2262: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2263: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2264: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2265: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2266: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2267: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2268: would be fantastic by now.
2269: <p>
2270: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2271: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2272: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2273: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2274: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2275: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2276: <br>
2277: Here's an old story ...<br>
2278: <br>
2279: <br>
2280: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2281: We all know the details<br>
2282: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2283: some serious loot,<br>
2284: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2285: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2286: The little guy who<br>
2287: did the best with what he had<br>
2288: <br>
2289: <br>
2290: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2291: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2292: in moderation<br>
2293: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2294: <br>
2295: <br>
2296: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2297: never give him the password<br>
2298: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2299: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2300: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2301: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2302: So do the best with what you have<br>
2303: <br>
2304: <br>
2305: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2306: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2307: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2308: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2309: <br>
2310: <br>
2311: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2312: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2313: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2314: then made him better off dead<br>
2315: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2316: <br>
2317: <br>
2318: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2319: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2320: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2321: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2322: for each consecutive cut<br>
2323: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2324: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2325: <br>
2326: <br>
2327: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2328: it's where you dig the well<br>
2329: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2330: the little guy does right<br>
2331: <br>
2332: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2333: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2334: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2335: </td></tr></table>
2336: <p>
2337: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2338: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2339: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2340: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2341: <br>
2342: <br>
2343: </em>
2344:
2345: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2346: <a name=40b></a>
2347: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2348: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2349: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2350: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2351: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2352: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2353: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2354: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2355: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2356: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2357: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2358: <br>
2359: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2360: <br>
2361: <br>
2362: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2363: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2364: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2365: <p>
2366: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2367: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2368: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2369: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2370: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2371: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2372: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2373: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2374: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2375: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2376: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2377: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2378: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2379: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2380: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2381: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2382: Be Open<br>
2383: Be Vocal<br>
2384: Stay Open<br>
2385: Stay Vocal<br>
2386: <br>
2387: (repeat)<br>
2388: <br>
2389: OpenBSD<br>
2390: <br>
2391: Twice a year,<br>
2392: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2393: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2394: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2395: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2396: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2397: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2398: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2399: and a license application<br>
2400: is a fishybomination<br>
2401: and a random allocation<br>
2402: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2403: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2404: OK stop.<br>
2405: I get it.<br>
2406: Some asshole lied.<br>
2407: <br>
2408: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2409: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2410: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2411: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2412: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2413: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2414: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2415: OK stop.<br>
2416: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2417: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2418: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2419: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2420: I get it.<br>
2421: Where's my pencils?<br>
2422: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2423: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2424: Be Open<br>
2425: Be Vocal<br>
2426: Stay Open<br>
2427: Stay Vocal<br>
2428: <br>
2429: (repeat)<br>
2430: <br>
2431: Then he has another beer and<br>
2432: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2433: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2434: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2435: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2436: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2437: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2438: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2439: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2440: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2441: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2442: every time, every song!<br>
2443: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2444: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2445: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2446: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2447: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2448: <br>
2449: (beat boxin')<br>
2450: <br>
2451: <br>
2452: </td></tr></table>
2453: <p>
2454: <em>
2455: <br>
2456: </em>
2457:
2458: <hr>
2459: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2460: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2461: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2462: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2463: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2464: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2465: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2466: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2467: 2:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2468: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2469: <br>
2470: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2471: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2472: <br>
2473: <br>
2474: <em>
2475: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2476: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2477: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2478: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2479: <br>
2480: <br>
2481: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2482: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2483: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2484: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2485: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2486: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2487: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2488: <br>
2489: <br>
2490: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2491: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2492: <br>
2493: <br>
2494: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2495: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2496: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2497: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2498: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2499: <br>
2500: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2501: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2502: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2503: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2504: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2505: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2506: <br>
2507: <br>
2508: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2509: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2510: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2511: other developers.
2512: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2513: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2514: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2515: <br>
2516: <br>
2517: <br>
2518: Humppa negala<br>
2519: Humppa negala<br>
2520: Humppa negala<br>
2521: Venismechah<br>
2522: <br>
2523: Humppa negala<br>
2524: Humppa negala<br>
2525: Humppa negala<br>
2526: Venismechah<br>
2527: <br>
2528: Humppa neranenah<br>
2529: Humppa neranenah<br>
2530: Humppa neranenah<br>
2531: Venismechah<br>
2532: <br>
2533: Humppa neranenah<br>
2534: Humppa neranenah<br>
2535: Humppa neranenah<br>
2536: Venismechah<br>
2537: <br>
2538: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2539: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2540: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2541: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2542: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2543: uru achim!<br>
2544: uru achim!<br>
2545: OpenBSD!<br>
2546: <br>
2547: <br>
2548: (circus torture)<br>
2549: <br>
2550: <br>
2551: Humppa negala<br>
2552: Humppa negala<br>
2553: Humppa negala<br>
2554: Venismechah<br>
2555: <br>
2556: Humppa negala<br>
2557: Humppa negala<br>
2558: Humppa negala<br>
2559: Venismechah<br>
2560: <br>
2561: Humppa neranenah<br>
2562: Humppa neranenah<br>
2563: Humppa neranenah<br>
2564: Venismechah<br>
2565: <br>
2566: Humppa neranenah<br>
2567: Humppa neranenah<br>
2568: Humppa neranenah<br>
2569: Venismechah<br>
2570: <br>
2571: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2572: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2573: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2574: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2575: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2576: uru achim!<br>
2577: uru achim!<br>
2578: OpenBSD!<br>
2579: <br>
2580: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2581: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2582: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2583: </td></tr></table>
2584: <p>
2585: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2586: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2587: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2588: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2589: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2590: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2591: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2592: <br>
2593: <br>
2594: </em>
2595:
2596: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2597: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2598: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2599: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2600: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2601: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2602: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2603: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2604: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2605: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2606: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2607: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2608: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2609: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2610: <br>
2611: <br>
2612: <em>
2613: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2614: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2615: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2616: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2617: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2618: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2619: <br>
2620: <br>
2621: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2622: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2623: <br>
2624: <br>
2625: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2626: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2627: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2628: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2629: <br>
2630: <br>
2631: <ul>
2632: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2633: at any time.<br>
2634: <br>
2635: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2636: <br>
2637: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2638: <br>
2639: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2640: <br>
2641: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2642: <br>
2643: <li>
2644: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2645: less portable.<br>
2646: <br>
2647: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2648: </ul>
2649: <br>
2650: <br>
2651: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2652: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2653: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2654: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2655: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2656: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2657: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2658: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2659: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2660: <br><br><br>
2661: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2662: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2663: there was nothin' shady<br>
2664: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2665: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2666: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2667: <br>
2668: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2669: blah blah blah<br>
2670: Blah!<br>
2671: <br>
2672: <br>
2673: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2674: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2675: <br>
2676: <br>
2677: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2678: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2679: with a drop of goo<br>
2680: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2681: But by the time he graduated<br>
2682: Blob was business slime!<br>
2683: <br>
2684: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2685: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2686: blah blah<br>
2687: <br>
2688: <br>
2689: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2690: <br>
2691: <br>
2692: Now everybody had it<br>
2693: they was drivin' around<br>
2694: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2695: for convenience now<br>
2696: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2697: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2698: <br>
2699: <br>
2700: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2701: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2702: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2703: blah blah<br>
2704: <br>
2705: <br>
2706: It's linkin' time!<br>
2707: <br>
2708: <br>
2709: Now it was out of control<br>
2710: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2711: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2712: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2713: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2714: <br>
2715: <br>
2716: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2717: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2718: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2719: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2720: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2721: <br>
2722: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2723: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2724: And he battled the Blob<br>
2725: who had crossed the line<br>
2726: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2727: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2728: <br>
2729: <br>
2730: But it was too late!<br>
2731: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2732: He wants your video!<br>
2733: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2734: He wants your drive!<br>
2735: He wants it all!!<br>
2736: <br>
2737: <br>
2738: Somebody help us!<br>
2739: Noooooooo!<br>
2740: NVIDIA!<br>
2741: Intel!<br>
2742: Atheros!<br>
2743: 3-Ware!<br>
2744: VIA!<br>
2745: ATI!<br>
2746: Broadcom!<br>
2747: TI!<br>
2748: Myricom!<br>
2749: HighPoint!<br>
2750: Adaptec!<br>
2751: Mylex!<br>
2752: ICP Vortex!<br>
2753: and IBM!<br>
2754: Takin' over the world!<br>
2755: <br>
2756: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2757: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2758: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2759: </td></tr></table>
2760: <p>
2761: <em>
2762: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2763: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2764: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2765: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2766: Theo de Raadt.
2767: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2768: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2769: Drums by Jim Buick.
2770: <br>
2771: <br>
2772: </em>
2773:
2774: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2775: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 2776: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 2777: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2778: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2779: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2780: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2781: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2782: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2783: 4:24 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
2784: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2785: Instrumental version
1.176 deraadt 2786: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2787: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2788: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2789: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2790: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2791: <br>
2792: <br>
2793: <em>
2794: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2795: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2796: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2797: their devices.
2798: <p>
2799: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2800: for the
1.168 sthen 2801: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2802: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2803: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2804: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2805: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2806: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2807: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2808: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2809: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2810: <p>
2811: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2812: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2813: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2814: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2815: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2816: "quality" to show its head.
2817: <p>
2818: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2819: <br>
2820: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2821: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2822: <li>Repair
2823: </ul>
2824: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 2825: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
2826: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 2827: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
2828: <p>
2829: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
2830: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
2831: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
2832: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
2833: <p>
2834: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
2835: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 2836: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 2837: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
2838: <p>
2839: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
2840: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
2841: the AMI controllers.
2842: <p>
2843: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
2844: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
2845: basic RAID management:
2846: <ul>
2847: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
2848: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
2849: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
2850: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
2851: </ul>
2852: <p>
2853: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
2854: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
2855: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
2856: <p>
2857: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
2858: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
2859: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
2860: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 2861: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
2862: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 2863: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
2864: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 2865: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2866: controllers.
2867: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
2868: would not get documentation, either.
2869: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
2870: look saintly.
2871: <p>
2872: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
2873: in OpenBSD, please buy
2874: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
2875: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 2876: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 2877: will just work</a>.
2878: <p>
2879: And keep pestering the other vendors.
2880: <br>
2881: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2882: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2883: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 2884: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2885: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
2886: <br>
2887: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
2888: <br>
2889: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
2890: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
2891: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
2892: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
2893: <br>
2894: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
2895: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
2896: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
2897: <br>
2898: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
2899: <br>
2900: <br>
2901: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
2902: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
2903: <br>
2904: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2905: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
2906: <br>
2907: <br>
2908: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
2909: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
2910: <br>
2911: <br>
2912: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
2913: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
2914: <br>
2915: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2916: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
2917: <br>
2918: <br>
2919: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
2920: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
2921: <br>
2922: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
2923: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
2924: <br>
2925: <br>
2926: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
2927: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
2928: there before him
2929: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
2930: secure operating system,
2931: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
2932: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
2933: <br>
2934: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
2935: Puffiana Jones!<br>
2936: <br>
2937: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2938: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2939: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 2940: </td></tr></table>
2941: <p>
2942: <em>
2943: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
2944: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
2945: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 2946: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2947: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 2948: <br>
2949: <br>
2950: </em>
2951:
2952: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 2953: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 2954: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 2955: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2956: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2957: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2958: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 2959: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2960: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2961: 10:08 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
2962: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 2963: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2964: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
2965: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 2966: <br>
2967: <br>
2968: <em>
2969: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
2970: good device support.<br>
2971: <br>
2972: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
2973: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
2974: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
2975: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
2976: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
2977: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
2978: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
2979: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 2980: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 2981: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 2982: <br>
2983: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
2984: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
2985: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
2986: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
2987: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
2988: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
2989: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
2990: <br>
2991: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
2992: <br>
2993: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
2994: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
2995: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 2996: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 2997: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
2998: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
2999: <br>
3000:
3001: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3002: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3003: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3004: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3005: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3006: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3007: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3008: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3009: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3010: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3011: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3012: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3013: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3014: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3015: <br>
3016: <br>
3017: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3018: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3019: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3020: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3021: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3022: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3023: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3024: development information for all, but are even going further and
3025: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3026: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3027: <br>
3028: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3029: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3030: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3031: <br>
3032: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3033: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3034: send out the alarm<br>
3035: and the shit storm flies<br>
3036: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3037: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3038: twisting up a ride<br>
3039: to the land of OS<br>
3040: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3041: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3042: The open slippers red are<br>
3043: Hers to take<br>
3044: <br>
1.53 otto 3045: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3046: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3047: <br>
3048: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3049: To get yourself back home<br>
3050: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3051: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3052: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3053: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3054: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3055: You'll never lose<br>
3056: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3057: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3058: lazy and insane<br>
3059: but they sang OK<br>
3060: <br>
1.53 otto 3061: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3062: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3063: <br>
3064: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3065: The city glows<br>
3066: It's positively green<br>
3067: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3068: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3069: <br>
3070: Go to the west<br>
3071: You must pass the test<br>
3072: For me<br>
3073: Bring me the ride<br>
3074: of the witch I despise<br>
3075: And you'll be free<br>
3076: <br>
3077: You don't need the broom<br>
3078: You don't need the shoes<br>
3079: You don't need the wiz<br>
3080: You will never lose<br>
3081: You have all you need<br>
3082: You always had heart<br>
3083: You always had courage<br>
3084: Did somebody fart?<br>
3085: You always had brains<br>
3086: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3087: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3088: But you've got some balls<br>
3089: So double click heels<br>
3090: and work with Taiwan<br>
3091: And speak to your doggie<br>
3092: You're already gone....<br>
3093: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3094: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3095: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3096: </td></tr></table>
3097: <p>
3098: <em>
3099: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3100: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3101: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3102: Semaka,
3103: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3104: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3105: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3106: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3107: <br>
3108: <br>
3109: </em>
3110:
3111: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3112: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3113: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3114: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3115: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3116: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3117: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3118: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3119: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3120: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3121: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3122: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3123: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3124: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3125: <br>
3126: <br>
3127: <em>
3128: What is up with some free software providers?!
3129: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3130: <p>
3131: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3132: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3133: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3134: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3135: going to remember them in the end.
3136: <p>
3137: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3138: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3139: offerings in the last few years:
3140: <ul>
3141: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3142: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3143: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3144: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3145: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3146: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3147: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3148: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3149: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3150: <p>
3151: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3152: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3153: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3154: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3155: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3156: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3157: <p>
3158: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3159: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3160: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3161: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3162: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3163: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3164: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3165: </ul>
3166: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3167: others who will follow them:
3168: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3169: replace it.
3170: <br>
3171: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3172: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3173: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3174: <br>
3175: <br>
3176: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3177: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3178: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3179: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3180: <p>
3181: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3182: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3183: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3184: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3185: <p>
3186: <br>
3187: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3188: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3189: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3190: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3191: <p>
3192: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3193: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3194: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3195: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3196: <p>
3197: <br>
3198: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3199: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3200: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3201: So he fought the fight<br>
3202: and he set things right<br>
3203: With his OpenBSD<br>
3204: <p>
3205: <br>
3206: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3207: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3208: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3209: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3210: <p>
3211: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3212: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3213: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3214: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3215: <p>
3216: <br>
3217: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3218: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3219: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3220: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3221: <p>
3222: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3223: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3224: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3225: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3226: <p>
3227: <br>
3228: CHORUS<br>
3229: <p>
3230: <br>
3231: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3232: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3233: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3234: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3235: <p>
3236: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3237: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3238: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3239: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3240: <p>
3241: <br>
3242: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3243: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3244: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3245: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3246: <p>
3247: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3248: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3249: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3250: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3251: <p>
3252: <br>
3253: CHORUS<br>
3254: <br>
3255: <p>
3256: That's right!<br>
3257: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3258: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3259: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3260: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3261: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3262: </td></tr></table>
3263: <p>
3264: <em>
3265: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3266: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3267: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3268: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3269: <br>
3270: <br>
3271: </em>
3272:
3273: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3274: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3275: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3276: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3277: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3278: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3279: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3280: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3281: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3282: 5:21 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3283: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3284: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3285: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3286: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3287: <br>
3288: <br>
3289: <em>
3290: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3291: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3292: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3293: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3294: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3295: <p>
3296: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3297: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3298: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3299: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3300: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3301: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3302: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3303: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3304: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3305: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3306: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3307: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3308: <p>
3309: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3310: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3311: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3312: Redundancy Protocol); on
3313: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3314: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3315: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3316: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3317: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3318: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3319: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3320: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3321: There was much deliberation</a>
3322: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3323: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3324: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3325: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3326: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3327: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3328: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3329: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3330: eh?
3331: <p>
3332: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3333: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3334: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3335: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3336: claim patent rights.
3337: <p>
3338: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3339: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3340: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3341: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3342: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3343: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3344: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3345: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3346: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3347: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3348: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3349: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3350: <p>
3351: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3352: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3353: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3354: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3355: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3356: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3357: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3358: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3359: like all others, except against the community.
3360: <p>
3361: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3362: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3363: <p>
3364: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3365: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3366: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3367: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3368: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3369: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3370: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3371: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3372: it to use cryptography.
3373: <p>
3374: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3375: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3376: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3377: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3378: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3379: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3380: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3381: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3382: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3383: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3384: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3385: <p>
3386: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3387: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3388: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3389: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3390: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3391: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3392: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3393: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3394: <p>
3395: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3396: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3397: <br>
3398: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3399: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3400: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3401: <br>
3402: <br>
3403: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3404: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3405: <br>
3406: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3407: A what?
3408: <br>
3409: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3410: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3411: <br>
3412: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3413: Well, it's free isn't it?
3414: <br>
3415: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3416: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3417: <br>
3418: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3419: What?
3420: <br>
3421: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3422: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3423: <br>
3424: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3425: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3426: <br>
3427: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3428: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3429: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3430: <br>
3431: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3432: You must be a looney.
3433: <br>
3434: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3435: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3436: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3437: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3438: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3439: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3440: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3441: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3442: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3443: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3444: <br>
3445: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3446: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3447: <br>
3448: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3449: Yes.
3450: <br>
3451: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3452: For a free redundancy protocol?
3453: <br>
3454: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3455: Yes.
3456: <br>
3457: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3458: You are a looney.
3459: <br>
3460: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3461: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3462: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3463: VRRP.
3464: <br>
3465: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3466: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3467: <br>
3468: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3469: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3470: <br>
3471: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3472: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3473: <br>
3474: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3475: Yes there is!
3476: <br>
3477: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3478: Isn't!
3479: <br>
3480: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3481: Is!
3482: <br>
3483: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3484: Isn't!
3485: <br>
3486: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3487: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3488: <br>
3489: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3490: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3491: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3492: <br>
3493: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3494: The man didn't have the right form.
3495: <br>
3496: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3497: What man?
3498: <br>
3499: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3500: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3501: <br>
3502: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3503: The looney detector van, you mean.
3504: <br>
3505: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3506: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3507: <br>
3508: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3509: What redundancy detector van?
3510: <br>
3511: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3512: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3513: <br>
3514: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3515: Cizzz-coeee?
3516: <br>
3517: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3518: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3519: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3520: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3521: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3522: <br>
3523: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3524: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3525: <br>
3526: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3527: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3528: <br>
3529: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3530: What PIX?
3531: <br>
3532: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3533: The PIX I'm replacing!
3534: <br>
3535: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3536: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3537: license it?
3538: <br>
3539: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3540: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3541: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3542: <br>
3543: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3544: No they didn't!
3545: <br>
3546: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3547: Did!
3548: <br>
3549: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3550: Didn't!
3551: <br>
3552: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3553: Did, did, did and did!
3554: <br>
3555: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3556: Oh, all right.
3557: <br>
3558: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3559: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3560: license?
3561: <br>
3562: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3563: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3564: <br>
3565: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3566: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3567: <br>
3568: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3569: A license?
3570: <br>
3571: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3572: Yes.
3573: <br>
3574: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3575: For your firewall?
3576: <br>
3577: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3578: No.
3579: <br>
3580: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3581: No?
3582: <br>
3583: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3584: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3585: <br>
3586: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3587: You're off your chump.
3588: <br>
3589: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3590: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3591: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3592: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3593: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3594: <br>
3595: <br>
3596: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3597: <br>
3598: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3599: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3600: But standard it<br>
3601: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3602: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3603: the IETF<br>
3604: you see?<br>
3605: <br>
3606: But can VRRP<br>
3607: be said to be<br>
3608: or not to be<br>
3609: a standard, see,<br>
3610: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3611: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3612: <br>
3613: Singing...<br>
3614: <br>
3615: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3616: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3617: O P E N B S D<br>
3618: CARP is free<br>
3619: <br>
3620: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3621: let through IETF to mean<br>
3622: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3623: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3624: <br>
3625: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3626: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3627: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3628: <br>
3629: 1 1 2,<br>
3630: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3631: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3632: <br>
3633: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3634: bisected accidentally,<br>
3635: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3636: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3637: <br>
3638: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3639: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3640: <br>
3641: The End<br>
3642: <br>
3643: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3644: <br>
3645: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3646: <br>
3647: Geddy must be free.<br>
3648: <br>
3649: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3650: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3651: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3652: </td></tr></table>
3653: <p>
3654: <em>
3655: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3656: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3657: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3658: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3659: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3660: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3661: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3662: <br>
3663: <br>
3664: </em>
3665:
3666: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3667: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3668: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3669: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3670: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3671: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3672: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3673: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3674: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3675: 3:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3676: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3677: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3678: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3679: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3680: <br>
3681: <br>
3682: <em>
3683: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3684: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3685: forces of the draconian government!
3686: <p>
3687: <br>
3688: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3689: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3690: of recent happenings.
3691: <p>
3692: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3693: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3694: security research and development .. on things that
3695: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3696: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3697: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3698: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3699: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3700: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3701: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3702: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3703: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3704: <p>
3705: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3706: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3707: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 3708: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3709: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3710: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3711: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3712: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3713: theft of oil.
3714: <p>
3715: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3716: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3717: <p>
3718: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3719: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3720: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3721: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3722: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3723: the project."
3724: <p>
3725: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3726: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3727: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3728: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3729: <p>
3730: Since the termination came near natural contract
3731: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3732: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3733: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3734: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3735: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3736: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3737: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3738: <p>
3739: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3740: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3741: of Robin Hood.
3742: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3743: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3744: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3745: <br>
3746: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3747: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3748: He had found the crusades<br>
3749: were an endless charade<br>
3750: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3751: <br>
3752: <br>
3753: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3754: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3755: Clever chums they did find<br>
3756: other fish of their kind<br>
3757: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3758: <br>
3759: <br>
3760: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3761: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3762: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3763: for to share online<br>
3764: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3765: <br>
3766: <br>
3767: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3768: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3769: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3770: to the teaming schools<br>
3771: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3772: <br>
3773: <br>
3774: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3775: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3776: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3777: So raise up your glass and<br>
3778: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3779: Fish for never running<br>
3780: and making something good!<br>
3781: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3782: <br>
3783: <br>
3784: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3785: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3786: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3787: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3788: Think he's a hero?<br>
3789: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3790: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3791: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3792: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3793: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3794: or we take away your worms too<br>
3795: <br>
3796: <br>
3797: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3798: Put on your glasses<br>
3799: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3800: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3801: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3802: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3803: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3804: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3805: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3806: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3807: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3808: <br>
3809: <br>
3810: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3811: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3812: And took back all the booty<br>
3813: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3814: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3815: <br>
3816: <br>
3817: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3818: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3819: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3820: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3821: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3822: <br>
3823: <br>
3824: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3825: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3826: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3827: So raise up your glass and<br>
3828: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3829: Fish for never running<br>
3830: and making something good!<br>
3831: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3832: <br>
3833:
3834: <br>
3835: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3836: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3837: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 3838: </td></tr></table>
3839: <p>
3840: <em>
3841: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
3842: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3843: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
3844: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 3845: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 3846: <br>
3847: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
3848: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
3849: <br>
3850: </em>
3851:
1.23 jose 3852: <br>
3853: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 3854: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 3855: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3856: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3857: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3858: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3859: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3860: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3861: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3862: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
3863: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3864: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3865: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
3866: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 3867: <br>
3868: <br>
1.14 deraadt 3869: <em>
1.69 deraadt 3870: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
3871: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 3872: <br>
1.69 deraadt 3873: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
3874: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
3875: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
3876: III processors. We want documentation, because
3877: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
3878: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
3879: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
3880: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
3881: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 3882: mode.<br>
3883: <br>
3884: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 3885: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3886: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3887: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 3888: Deep through the mists of time<br>
3889: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
3890: Back to the age of darkness<br>
3891: Black was the protocol<br>
3892: <p>
3893: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
3894: Spilling the blood of men<br>
3895: Then from the ocean came<br>
3896: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 3897: <br>
3898: <br>
1.11 deraadt 3899: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
3900: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
3901: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
3902: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
3903: <p>
3904: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
3905: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
3906: Constraints were slain as well<br>
3907: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
3908: <p>
3909: And there he found<br>
3910: His destiny<br>
3911: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
3912: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
3913: <p>
3914: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
3915: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
3916: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
3917: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
3918: <p>
3919: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
3920: For the wisdom of the One<br>
3921: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
3922: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
3923: <p>
3924: Broke down the guard<br>
3925: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 3926: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 3927: All alone and only bones<br>
3928: <p>
3929: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
3930: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
3931: And Puff, the land secured<br>
3932: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 3933: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3934: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 3935: </td></tr></table>
3936: <p>
3937: <em>
3938: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
3939: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
3940: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
3941: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
3942: </em>
3943:
3944: <br>
3945: <hr>
1.9 millert 3946: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 3947: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 3948: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3949: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3950: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3951: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 3952: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3953: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3954: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
3955: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 3956: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3957: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
3958: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 3959: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3960: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 3961: Goldflipper<br>
3962: With golden skin<br>
3963: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
3964: He's the machine<br>
3965: Designed to dismember your life<br>
3966: <p>
3967: And the fish<br>
3968: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
3969: And the cat<br>
3970: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
3971: <p>
3972: Cyborg on a mission<br>
3973: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
3974: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
3975: <p>
3976: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 3977: <p>
1.9 millert 3978: You'll need some machismo to<br>
3979: catch the spikey one<br>
3980: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
3981: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 3982: <p>
1.9 millert 3983: But Flip's here for fun<br>
3984: and without a gun<br>
3985: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 3986: <p>
1.9 millert 3987: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
3988: such a sexy catch<br>
3989: Is she spying on him or<br>
3990: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 3991: <p>
1.9 millert 3992: Oh double seven<br>
3993: Send me to Heaven<br>
3994: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 3995: <p>
1.9 millert 3996: The women are fond<br>
3997: She knows what to do<br>
3998: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 3999: <p>
1.9 millert 4000: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4001: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4002: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4003: <br>
4004: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4005: <p>
4006: <em>
1.9 millert 4007: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4008: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4009: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4010: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4011: </em>
4012:
4013: <br>
4014: <hr>
1.3 ian 4015: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4016: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4017: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4018: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4019: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4020: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4021: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4022: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4023: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4024: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4025: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4026: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4027: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4028: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4029: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4030: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4031: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4032: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4033: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4034: <p>
4035: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4036: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4037: <p>
4038: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4039: Über tragic<br>
4040: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4041: <p>
4042: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4043: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4044: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4045: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4046: <p>
4047: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4048: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4049: <p>
4050: Chorus
4051: <p>
4052: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4053: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4054: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4055: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4056: <p>
4057: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4058: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4059: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4060: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4061: <p>
4062: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4063: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4064: <p>
4065: <em>
1.3 ian 4066: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4067: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4068: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4069: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4070: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4071: </em>
4072:
1.8 millert 4073: <br>
4074: <hr>
1.9 millert 4075: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4076: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4077: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4078: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4079: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4080: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4081: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4082: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4083: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4084: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4085: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4086: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4087: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4088: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4089: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4090: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4091: <br>
4092: <br>
1.9 millert 4093: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4094: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4095: <p>
1.9 millert 4096: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4097: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4098: <p>
1.9 millert 4099: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4100: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4101: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4102: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4103: <p>
1.9 millert 4104: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4105: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4106: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4107: I'm secure by default<br>
4108: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4109: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4110: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4111: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4112: </td></tr></table>
4113: <p>
1.8 millert 4114: <em>
1.9 millert 4115: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4116: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4117: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4118: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4119: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4120: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4121:
1.1 deraadt 4122: </body>
4123: </html>
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