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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.182 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
38: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 39:
1.183 deraadt 40: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 41: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
42:
1.188 deraadt 43: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
44: (plus 1 more...)<br>
1.175 deraadt 45: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
46:
47: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
48: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
49: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
50:
51: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
52: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
53: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
54: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
55: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
56: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
57: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
58: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
59: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
60: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
61:
62: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
63: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
64: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
65: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 66: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
67: <br>
68: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 69: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
70: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 71: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
72: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
73: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
74: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
75: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
76: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
77: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
78: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
79: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
80: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
81: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
82: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
83: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
84: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
85: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
86: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
87: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 88: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 89:
1.71 deraadt 90: <br>
1.182 deraadt 91: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 92: <br>
1.182 deraadt 93: <table><tr><td valign=top>
94: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
95: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
96: (no longer available)
97: </td><td>
98: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
99: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
100: (no longer available)
101: </td><td>
102: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
103: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
104: Buy it now!</a>
105: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 106: <br clear=all>
1.165 deraadt 107:
108: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 109: <a name=60></a>
110: <a name=60a></a>
111: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
112: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
113: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 114: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 115: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
116: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
117: <br>
118: 4:23 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
119: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
120: <br>
1.182 deraadt 121: <em>
122: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
123: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
124: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
125: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
126: </em>
127: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 128: </td><td valign=top>
129: We don't need no exploitation<br>
130: We don't need no overflows<br>
131: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
132: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
133: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
134: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
135: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
136: <br>
137: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
138: <br>
139: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
140: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
141: <br>
142: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
143: <br>
144: </td><td valign=top align=right>
145: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
146: </td></tr></table>
147: <em>
148: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
149: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 150: </em>
151: <br>
152:
153: <hr>
154: <a name=60b></a>
155: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
157: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 159: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
161: <br>
162: 5:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
163: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
164: <br>
165: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
166: <br>
1.182 deraadt 167: <em>
168: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
169: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
170: components that help make a difference.
171: </em>
172: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 173: </td><td valign=top>
174: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
175: Hacking websites for control<br>
176: Can you crack me?<br>
177: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
178: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
179: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 180: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 181: Never give in: just fight!<br>
182: <br>
183: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
184: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
185: Can you phish me?<br>
186: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
187: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
188: Can you probe me?<br>
189: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
190: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
191: <br>
192: But it was all futility<br>
193: The firewall was strong<br>
194: As all can see<br>
195: No matter how he tried<br>
196: He could not break free()<br>
197: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
198: <br>
199: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
200: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
201: Can you scam me?<br>
202: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
203: Throwing packets with wget<br>
204: Can you hack me?<br>
205: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
206: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
207: <br>
208: </td><td valign=top align=right>
209: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
210: </td></tr></table>
211: <em>
212: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
213: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 214: </em>
215: <br>
216:
217: <hr>
218: <a name=60c></a>
219: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
220: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
221: <tr>
222: <td valign="top" width="30%">
223: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
225: <br>
226: 3:51 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
227: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
228: <br>
229: <em>
230: Consider donating to our development efforts via
231: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
232: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
233: Canada and all over the world.
234: <p>
235: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
236: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 237: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 238: <p>
239: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
240: </em>
241: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
242: </td><td valign=top>
243: Money, donate your pay.<br>
244: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
245: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
246: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
247: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
248: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
249: <br>
250: Canaries have your back.<br>
251: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
252: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
253: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
254: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
255: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
256: <br>
257: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
258: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
259: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
260: Is the securest system today<br>
261: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
262: <br>
263: </td><td valign=top align=right>
264: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
265: </td></tr></table>
266: <em>
267: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
268: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
269: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 270: </em>
271: <br>
272:
273: <hr>
274: <a name=60d></a>
275: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
276: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
277: <tr>
278: <td valign="top" width="30%">
279: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
280: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
281: <br>
282: 6:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
283: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
284: <br>
285: <em>
286: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
287: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
288: <p>
289: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
290: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
291: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
292: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
293: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
294: </em>
295: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
296: </td><td valign=top>
297: "Hello,<br>
298: Are there any experts out there?<br>
299: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
300: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
301: <br>
302: "I don't know how<br>
303: But I need this feature now.<br>
304: My users are pained<br>
305: I need my server up again."<br>
306: <br>
307: "Relax.<br>
308: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
309: Just the basic facts<br>
310: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
311: <br>
312: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
313: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
314: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
315: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
316: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
317: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
318: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
319: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
320: This is just how you are.<br>
321: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
322: <br>
323: OK<br>
324: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
325: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
326: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
327: <br>
328: Can you upgrade?<br>
329: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
330: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
331: Our patience is at null.<br>
332: <br>
333: "There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
334: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
335: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
336: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
337: Fork-bomb child.<br>
338: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
339: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
340: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
341: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
342: My inner child is crushed.<br>
343: My dreams are gone.<br>
344: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
345: <br>
346: </td><td valign=top align=right>
347: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
348: </td></tr></table>
349: <em>
350: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
351: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 352: </em>
353: <br>
354:
355: <hr>
356: <a name=60e></a>
357: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
358: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
359: <tr>
360: <td valign="top" width="30%">
361: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
362: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
363: <br>
364: 5:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
365: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
366: <br>
367: <em>
368: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
369: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
370: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
371: <p>
372: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
373: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
374: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
375: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
376: others to follow our lead.
377: <p>
378: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
379: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
380: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
381: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
382: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
383: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
384: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
385: cause expense.
386: <p>
387: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
388: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
389: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
390: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
391: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
392: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
393: <p>
394: Enjoy
395: <p>
396: -Bob
397: </em>
398: </td><td valign=top>
399: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 ! deraadt 400: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 401: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
402: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
403: <br>
404: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
405: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
406: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
407: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
408: <br>
409: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
410: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
411: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
412: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
413: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
414: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
415: <br>
416: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
417: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
418: <br>
419: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
420: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
421: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
422: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
423: <br>
424: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
425: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
426: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
427: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
428: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
429: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
430: <br>
431: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
432: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
433: <br>
434: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
435: <br>
436: </td><td valign=top align=right>
437: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
438: </td></tr></table>
439: <em>
440: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
441: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 442: </em>
443: <br>
444:
445: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 446: <a name=59></a>
447: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 448: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 449: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
450: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 451: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 452: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
453: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
454: <br>
1.176 deraadt 455: 4:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
456: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 457: <br>
1.182 deraadt 458: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 459: </td><td valign=top>
460: No lyrics.<br>
461: </td><td valign=top align=right>
462: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
463: </td></tr></table>
464: <em>
465: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
466: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
467: </em>
468: <br>
469:
470: <hr>
471: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 472: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 473: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
474: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 475: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 476: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
477: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
478: <br>
1.176 deraadt 479: 3:46 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
480: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 481: <br>
482: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
483: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 484: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 485: </td><td valign=top>
486: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
487: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
488: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
489: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
490: <p>
491: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
492: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
493: <p>
494: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
495: Über tragic<br>
496: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
497: <p>
498: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
499: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
500: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
501: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
502: <p>
503: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
504: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
505: <p>
506: Chorus
507: <p>
508: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
509: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
510: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
511: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
512: <p>
513: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
514: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
515: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
516: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
517: <p>
518: Chorus<br>
519: </td><td valign=top align=right>
520: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
521: </td></tr></table>
522: <p>
523: <em>
524: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
525: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
526: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
527: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
528: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
529: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
530: </em>
531: <br>
1.158 deraadt 532:
533: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 534: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 535: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 536: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 537: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
538: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 539: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 540: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
541: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
542: <br>
1.176 deraadt 543: 2:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
544: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 545: <br>
546: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
547: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
548: <p>
549: <em>
1.182 deraadt 550: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164 tj 551: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
552: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 553: <br>
554: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
555: ~322,000 commits<br>
556: ~44 commits/day average<br>
557: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
558: </em>
1.182 deraadt 559: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 560: </td><td valign=top>
561: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
562: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
563: Made commits to many a file<br>
564: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
565: <br>
566: Take a moment to view<br>
567: The source of all this code<br>
568: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
569: <br>
570: We're the openssh repository<br>
571: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
572: The openntpd repository<br>
573: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
574: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
575: The libressl repo too<br>
576: <br>
577: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
578: Re-used far and wide<br>
579: The license is so liberal<br>
580: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
581: We'd love for you to code...<br>
582: <br>
583: I don't really want to have to go<br>
584: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
585: The coder will commit the code<br>
586: That he wants all of you to load<br>
587: <br>
588: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
589: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
590: <br>
591: B... S... D...<br>
592: </td><td valign=top align=right>
593: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
594: </td></tr></table>
595: <p>
596: <em>
597: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
598: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
599: </em>
600: <br>
601:
602: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 603: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 604: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 605: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
606: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 607: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 608: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
609: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
610: <br>
1.176 deraadt 611: 3:45 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
612: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 613: <br>
1.182 deraadt 614: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 615: </td><td valign=top>
616: No lyrics.<br>
617: </td><td valign=top align=right>
618: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
619: </td></tr></table>
620: <em>
621: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
622: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
623: </em>
624: <br>
1.152 deraadt 625:
626: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 627: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 628: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 629: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
630: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 631: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 632: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
633: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
634: <br>
1.176 deraadt 635: 3:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
636: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 637: <br>
638: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
639: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 640: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 641: </td><td valign=top>
642: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
643: <br>
644: With every release,<br>
645: Puffy becomes better,<br>
646: a little better all the time.<br>
647: <br>
648: With every release,<br>
649: Puffy becomes better,<br>
650: so much better all the time.<br>
651: <br>
652: Let's count in sys:<br>
653: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
654: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
655: <br>
656: With every release,<br>
657: Puffy becomes better,<br>
658: really better all the time.<br>
659: <br>
660: Let's count in log:<br>
661: 314544 commits from developers<br>
662: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
663: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
664: <br>
665: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
666: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
667: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
668: <br>
669: With every release,<br>
670: Puffy becomes better,<br>
671: so much better all the time.<br>
672: <br>
673: With every release,<br>
674: Puffy becomes better,<br>
675: so much better all the time.<br>
676: <br>
677: With every release,<br>
678: Puffy becomes better.<br>
679: <br>
680: With every release,<br>
681: Puffy becomes better,<br>
682: so much better all the time.<br>
683: </td><td valign=top align=right>
684: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
685: </td></tr></table>
686: <p>
687: <em>
688: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
689: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
690: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
691: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 692: </em>
693: <br>
694:
695: <hr>
696: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 697: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 698: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
699: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 700: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 701: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
702: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
703: <br>
1.176 deraadt 704: 4:52 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
705: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 706: <br>
707: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
708: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
709: <br>
1.182 deraadt 710: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 711: </td><td valign=top>
712: I read the news today oh boy<br>
713: About a silly man who made a change<br>
714: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
715: Well I just had to laugh<br>
716: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
717: <br>
718: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
719: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
720: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
721: They'd seen such code before<br>
722: Everyone was really sure<br>
723: It was from 1984..<br>
724: <br>
725: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
726: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
727: And though the code was rather gross<br>
728: They held their nose and dove.<br>
729: Having read the code..<br>
730: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
731: <br>
732: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
733: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
734: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
735: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
736: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
737: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
738: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
739: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
740: <br>
741: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
742: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
743: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
744: <br>
745: I read the news today oh boy<br>
746: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
747: And though the holes were rather small<br>
748: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 749: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 750: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
751: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
752: </td><td valign=top align=right>
753: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
754: </td></tr></table>
755: <p>
756: <em>
757: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
758: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
759: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
760: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
761: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
762: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
763: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
764: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
765: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
766: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
767: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
768: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
769: <br>
770: <br>
771: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
772: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 773: </em>
774: <br>
775:
776: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 777: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 778: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 779: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
780: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 781: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 782: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
783: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
784: <br>
1.176 deraadt 785: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
786: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 787: <br>
788: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
789: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 790: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 791: </td><td valign=top>
792: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
793: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 794: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
795: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 796: <br>
1.154 deraadt 797: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
798: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 799: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 800: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 801: <br>
802: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 803: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 804: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 805: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 806: <br>
807: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 808: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 809: I'm a Source Fish<br>
810: I'm a Source Fish<br>
811: <br>
1.154 deraadt 812: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 813: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 814: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
815: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 816: <br>
1.154 deraadt 817: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 818: I'm a Source Fish<br>
819: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 820: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 821: <br>
1.154 deraadt 822: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
823: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 824: <br>
825: Instrumental<br>
826: <br>
1.154 deraadt 827: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
828: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
829: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
830: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
831: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
832: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
833: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
834: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 835: </td><td valign=top align=right>
836: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
837: </td></tr></table>
838: <p>
839: <em>
840: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
841: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
842: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
843: </em>
844: <br>
1.126 deraadt 845:
846: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 847: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 848: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 849: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
850: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 851: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 852: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
853: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
854: <br>
1.176 deraadt 855: 3:54 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
856: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 857: <br>
858: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
859: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 860: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 861: </td><td valign=top>
862: No lyrics.<br>
863: </td><td valign=top align=right>
864: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
865: </td></tr></table>
866: <p>
867: <em>
868: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
869: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
870: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
871: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
872: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
873: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
874: LibreSSL was released.
875: <p>
876: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
877: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
878: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
879: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
880: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
881: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
882: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
883: <p>
1.149 deraadt 884: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 885: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
886: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
887: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
888: than just posture?
889: </em>
1.182 deraadt 890: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 891: <p>
892: <em>
893: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
894: by Jonathan Lewis.
895: </em>
896: <br>
897:
898: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 899: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 900: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 901: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
902: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 903: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 904: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
905: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
906: <br>
1.176 deraadt 907: 4:18 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
908: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 909: <br>
910: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
911: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 912: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 913: </td><td valign=top>
914: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
915: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
916: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
917: <br>
918: <br>
1.145 deraadt 919: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 920: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
921: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
922: <br>
923: <br>
924: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
925: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
926: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
927: <br>
928: <br>
1.145 deraadt 929: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 930: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
931: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
932: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
933: No bad hacks in time.<br>
934: <br>
935: <br>
936: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
937: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
938: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 939: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 940: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
941: </td></tr></table>
942: <em>
943: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
944: back to 1901. This is known as the
945: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
946: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
947: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
948: <p>
1.146 guenther 949: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 950: solve this.
1.146 guenther 951: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
952: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
953: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
954: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
955: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 956: <p>
957: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 958: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 959: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
960: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
961: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
962: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
963: <p>
964: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
965: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
966: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
967: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
968: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
969: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
970: <p>
971: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
972: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 973: </em>
1.182 deraadt 974: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 975: <p>
976: <em>
977: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
978: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
979: </em>
980: <br>
981:
982: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 983: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 984: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 985: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
986: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 987: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 988: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
989: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
990: <br>
1.176 deraadt 991: 2:27 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
992: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 993: <br>
994: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 995: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 996: <br>
997: <br>
998: <em>
999: do { to loop<br>
1000: at least one time<br>
1001: <br>
1002: regexp,<br>
1003: to match a chunk of text<br>
1004: <br>
1005: main, the name,<br>
1006: by which I'm called<br>
1007: <br>
1008: for,<br>
1009: another kind of loop<br>
1010: <br>
1011: sem,<br>
1012: a way to block a thread<br>
1013: <br>
1014: log<br>
1015: a func to follow sem<br>
1016: <br>
1017: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1018: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1019: <br>
1020: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1021: <br>
1022: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1023: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1024: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1025: <br>
1026: <br>
1027: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1028: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1029: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1030: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1031: <br>
1032: <br>
1033: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1034: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1035: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1036: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1037: <br>
1038: <br>
1039: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1040: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1041: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1042: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1043: <br>
1044: <br>
1045: (chorus)<br>
1046: <br>
1047: <br>
1048: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1049: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1050: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1051: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1052: <br>
1053: <br>
1054: (repeat)<br>
1055: <br>
1056: <br>
1057: (chorus)<br>
1058: <br>
1059: <br>
1060: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1061: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1062: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1063: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1064: <br>
1065: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1066: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1067: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1068: </td></tr></table>
1069: <p>
1070: <em>
1071: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1072: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1073: <br>
1074: <br>
1075: </em>
1076:
1077: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1078: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1079: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1080: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1081: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1082: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 1083: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1084: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1085: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1086: 3:07 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1087: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 1088: <br>
1089: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1090: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1091: <br>
1092: <br>
1093: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1094: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1095: <br>
1096: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1097: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1098: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1099: <br>
1100: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1101: <br>
1102: [laughs]<br>
1103: <br>
1104: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1105: <br>
1106: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1107: <br>
1108: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1109: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1110: <br>
1111: Time to dump core.<br>
1112: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1113: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1114: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1115: </td></tr></table>
1116: <p>
1117: <em>
1118: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1119: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1120: <br>
1121: <br>
1122: </em>
1123:
1124: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1125: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1126: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1127: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1128: <tr>
1129: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1130: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1131: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1132: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1133: 3:01 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1134: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 1135: <br>
1136: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1137: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1138: <br>
1139: <br>
1140: <em>
1.132 beck 1141: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1142: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1143: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1144: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1145: under particular Linux distributions.
1146: <p>
1147: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1148: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1149: <p>
1150: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1151: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1152: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1153: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1154: <p>
1155: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1156: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1157: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1158: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1159: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1160: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1161: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1162: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1163: <br>
1164: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1165: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1166: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1167: <br>
1.132 beck 1168: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1169: We are in every way Posix<br>
1170: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1171: We won't need any other.<br>
1172: <br>
1173: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1174: It's better than the last you know<br>
1175: Another million bits that changed<br>
1176: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1177: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1178: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1179: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1180: <br>
1181: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1182: Others can work around this hell<br>
1183: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1184: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1185: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1186: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1187: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1188: We are Posix<br>
1189: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1190: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1191: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1192: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1193: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1194: </td></tr></table>
1195: <p>
1196: <em>
1197: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1198: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1199: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1200: Studios.
1201: <br>
1202: <br>
1203: </em>
1204:
1205: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1206: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1207: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1208: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1209: <tr>
1210: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1211: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1212: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1213: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1214: 2:47 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1215: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1216: <br>
1217: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1218: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1219: <br>
1220: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1221: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1222: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1223: <br>
1224: If you've got a bug<br>
1225: That you just can't shove<br>
1226: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1227: Bugbusters!<br>
1228: <br>
1229: Buffer overflow?<br>
1230: Don't know where to go<br>
1231: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1232: Bugbusters!<br>
1233: <br>
1234: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1235: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1236: <br>
1237: And you're off by one<br>
1238: And it ain't no fun<br>
1239: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1240: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1241: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1242: If your system's down<br>
1243: And it makes you frown<br>
1244: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1245: Bugbusters!<br>
1246: <br>
1247: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1248: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1249: <br>
1250: If you need a trace<br>
1251: Gonna win that race<br>
1252: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1253: Bugbusters!<br>
1254: <br>
1255: If you got a crash<br>
1256: And you got no cash<br>
1257: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1258: Bugbusters!<br>
1259: <br>
1260: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1261: <br>
1262: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1263: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1264: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1265: </td></tr></table>
1266: <p>
1267: <em>
1268: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1269: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1270: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1271: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1272: <br>
1273: <br>
1274: </em>
1275:
1276: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1277: <a name=51b></a>
1278: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1279: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1280: <tr>
1281: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1282: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1283: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1284: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1285: <br>
1286: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1287: 3:11 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1288: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1289: <br>
1290: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1291: <br>
1292: <br>
1293: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1294: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1295: <p>
1296: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1297: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1298: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1299: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1300: <p>
1301: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1302: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1303: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1304: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1305: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1306: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1307: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1308: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1309: <p>
1310: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1311: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1312: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1313: two bonus tracks).
1314: <p>
1315: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1316: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1317: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1318: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1319: Shut up and hack!<br>
1320: In the hack room<br>
1321: In the back room<br>
1322: Wires everywhere<br>
1323: <br>
1324: At the tables<br>
1325: Fingers able<br>
1326: Take another dare!<br>
1327: <br>
1328: Close up your holes<br>
1329: Pick up the slack!<br>
1330: Get your head down!<br>
1331: Shut up and hack!<br>
1332: Close up your holes<br>
1333: Pick up the slack!<br>
1334: Get your head down!<br>
1335: Shut up and hack!<br>
1336: <br>
1337: Coding faster<br>
1338: You're the master<br>
1339: of security<br>
1340: <br>
1341: In your t-shirts<br>
1342: Hack till it hurts<br>
1343: This is how to be free<br>
1344: <br>
1345: CHORUS<br>
1346: <br>
1347: Hit the pub now<br>
1348: We're a club now<br>
1349: Trading genius for free<br>
1350: <br>
1351: Have a laugh and<br>
1352: Be a rock band<br>
1353: This is how it should be!<br>
1354: <br>
1355: CHORUS<br>
1356: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1357: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1358: <br>
1359: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1360: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1361:
1362: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1363: <a name=51c></a>
1364: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1365: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1366: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1367: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1368: <br>
1369: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1370: 4:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1371: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1372: <em>
1373: <p>
1374: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1375: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1376: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1377:
1378: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1379: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1380: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1381: </em>
1382: <br>
1383: <p>
1384:
1385: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1386: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1387: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1388: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1389: <tr>
1390: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1391: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1392: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1393: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1394: 3:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1395: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1396: <br>
1397: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1398: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1399: <br>
1400: <br>
1401: <em>
1402: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1403: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1404: for us for many releases.<br>
1405: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1406: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1407: <br>
1408: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1409: a parody magazine!<br>
1410: <br>
1411: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1412: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1413: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1414: <br>
1415: What? Me Worry?<br>
1416: Not with this stuff<br>
1417: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1418: Nobody get tough<br>
1419: <br>
1420: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1421: Having fun in the woods<br>
1422: Carving out toys<br>
1423: and makin' em good<br>
1424: <br>
1425: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1426: I got so many tricks<br>
1427: I got undercover agents<br>
1428: Even out in the sticks<br>
1429: <br>
1430: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1431: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1432: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1433: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1434: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1435: Little black flies<br>
1436: on a pile of GNU<br>
1437: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1438: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1439: <br>
1.125 sthen 1440: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1441: That's my thang<br>
1442: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1443: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1444: <br>
1445: It's a mad mad world<br>
1446: and number 5 is alive<br>
1447: I gotta black submarine<br>
1448: and I'm built to survive<br>
1449: <br>
1450: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1451: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1452: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1453: And blocked out the sun<br>
1454: <br>
1455: Keep the source open<br>
1456: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1457: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1458: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1459: <br>
1460: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1461: In my treehouse club<br>
1462: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1463: Its secure ya bub<br>
1464: <br>
1465: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1466: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1467: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1468: some Open source stank<br>
1469: <br>
1470: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1471: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1472: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1473: And blocked out the sun<br>
1474: <br>
1475: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1476: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1477: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1478: </td></tr></table>
1479: <p>
1480: <em>
1481: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1482: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1483: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1484: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1485: <br>
1486: <br>
1487: </em>
1488:
1489: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1490: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1491: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1492: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1493: <tr>
1494: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1495: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1496: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1497: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1498: 3:43 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1499: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1500: <br>
1501: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1502: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1503: <br>
1504: <br>
1505: <em>
1506: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1507: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1508: <br>
1509: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1510: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1511: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1512: <br>
1513: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1514: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1515: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1516: <br>
1517: BSD 4.2 was
1518: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1519: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1520: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1521: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1522: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1523: <br>
1524: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1525: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1526: <br>
1527: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1528: <br>
1529: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1530: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1531: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1532: <br>
1533: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1534: before you can call him a man?<br>
1535: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1536: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1537: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1538: before they are forever banned?<br>
1539: <br>
1540: The answer my friend<br>
1541: BSD 4.2<br>
1542: The answer<br>
1543: BSD 4.2<br>
1544: <br>
1545: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1546: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1547: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1548: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1549: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1550: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1551: <br>
1552: The answer my friend<br>
1553: BSD 4.2<br>
1554: The answer<br>
1555: BSD 4.2<br>
1556: <br>
1557: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1558: to share what is already ours?<br>
1559: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1560: To end up not getting far?<br>
1561: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1562: before we can hear every star?<br>
1563: <br>
1564: The answer my friend<br>
1565: BSD 4.2<br>
1566: The answer<br>
1567: BSD 4.2<br>
1568: <br>
1569: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1570: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1571: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1572: our future is made in the shade<br>
1573: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1574: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1575: <br>
1576: The answer my friend<br>
1577: BSD 4.2<br>
1578: The answer<br>
1579: BSD 4.2<br>
1580: <br>
1581: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1582: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1583: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1584: </td></tr></table>
1585: <p>
1586: <em>
1587: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1588: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1589: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1590: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1591: <br>
1592: <br>
1593: </em>
1594:
1595: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1596: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1597: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1598: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1599: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1600: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1601: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1602: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1603: this song.<br>
1604: <br>
1605: [Instrumental]<br>
1606: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1607: 2:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1608: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1609: <br>
1610: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1611: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1612: <br>
1613: <br>
1614: <em>
1615: [Sorry, no commentary]
1616: <br>
1617: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1618: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1619: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1620: <br>
1621: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1622: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1623: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1624: </td></tr></table>
1625: <p>
1626: <em>
1627: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1628: <br>
1629: <br>
1630: </em>
1631:
1632: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1633: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1634: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1635: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1636: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1637: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1638: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1639: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1640: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1641: 4:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1642: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1643: <br>
1644: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1645: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1646: <br>
1647: <br>
1648: <em>
1649: [Sorry, no commentary]
1650: <br>
1651: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1652: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1653: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1654: <br>
1655: Back when I was twenty<br>
1656: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1657: All that I believed in<br>
1658: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1659: <br>
1660: All I ever wanted<br>
1661: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1662: And all the criticizing<br>
1663: Was something I'd endure<br>
1664: <br>
1665: The changes that I've been through<br>
1666: And the trials along the way<br>
1667: The battle isn't over<br>
1668: And I'm living day by day<br>
1669: <br>
1670: But I'm still here<br>
1671: <br>
1672: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1673: But I'm just being me<br>
1674: With my filter I can hide<br>
1675: My true identity<br>
1676: <br>
1677: One day when I was flying<br>
1678: Across the open skies<br>
1679: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1680: Had been weakened over time<br>
1681: <br>
1682: The server room was burning up<br>
1683: And melting the array<br>
1684: A little breath of cold air<br>
1685: Was enough to save the day<br>
1686: <br>
1687: CHORUS:<br>
1688: But I'm still here<br>
1689: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1690: I'm still free<br>
1691: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1692: I'm still me<br>
1693: <br>
1694: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1695: <br>
1696: Now that I am older<br>
1697: And I've been around so long<br>
1698: The world is ever changing<br>
1699: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1700: <br>
1701: CHORUS:<br>
1702: <br>
1703: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1704: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1705: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1706: </td></tr></table>
1707: <p>
1708: <em>
1709: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1710: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1711: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1712: <br>
1713: <br>
1714: </em>
1715:
1716: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1717: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1718: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1719: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1720: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1721: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1722: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1723: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1724: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1725: 2:38 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1726: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1727: <br>
1728: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1729: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1730: <br>
1731: <br>
1732: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1733: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1734: <br>
1735: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1736: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1737: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1738: <br>
1739: Welcome to the future<br>
1740: One very rich man<br>
1741: runs the Earth with<br>
1742: one multinational<br>
1743: owns your stuff<br>
1744: and owns your birth<br>
1745: <br>
1746: Everyone is armless<br>
1747: Personal robots<br>
1748: Do it all for you<br>
1749: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1750: One channel TV<br>
1751: never gonna bore you<br>
1752: <br>
1753: CHORUS<br>
1754: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1755: or a way to die<br>
1756: while alive and a loser<br>
1757: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1758: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1759: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1760: <br>
1761: Everyone is happy<br>
1762: No more government<br>
1763: No more media<br>
1764: Only the Company<br>
1765: Entertains you<br>
1766: while it feeds you<br>
1767: <br>
1768: Soylent Green pap<br>
1769: Eating your friends while<br>
1770: shopping, buying<br>
1771: Stupid applications<br>
1772: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1773: <br>
1774: CHORUS<br>
1775: <br>
1776: Take me back<br>
1777: Take me back<br>
1778: Please<br>
1779: Take me back<br>
1780: <br>
1781: Way back in my time<br>
1782: Open source kept<br>
1783: everyone choosing<br>
1784: People knew the insides<br>
1785: Of devices they were using<br>
1786: <br>
1787: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1788: Now it's locked and<br>
1789: dumbed down so much<br>
1790: One button coma<br>
1791: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1792: <br>
1793: CHORUS<br>
1794: <br>
1795: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1796: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1797: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1798: </td></tr></table>
1799: <p>
1800: <em>
1801: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1802: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1803: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1804: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1805: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1806: <br>
1807: <br>
1808: </em>
1809:
1810: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1811: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1812: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1813: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1814: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1815: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1816: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1817: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1818: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1819: 3:29 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1820: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1821: <br>
1822: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1823: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1824: <br>
1825: <br>
1826: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1827: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1828: <br>
1829: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1830: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1831: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1832: <br>
1833: I love to hate my PC<br>
1834: But now it's not so easy<br>
1835: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1836: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1837: <br>
1838: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1839: Intel's controlling you<br>
1840: And Microsoft is too<br>
1841: But this is nothing new<br>
1842: <br>
1843: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1844: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1845: Tangles and angles<br>
1846: In what could be straight forward<br>
1847: <br>
1848: Lost connections<br>
1849: Lost my mind<br>
1850: It's such a waste of time<br>
1851: <br>
1852: CHORUS<br>
1853: <br>
1854: Now on the motherboard<br>
1855: Where all my life is stored<br>
1856: Playing with garbage there<br>
1857: With rules so unfair<br>
1858: <br>
1859: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1860: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1861: Forcing us all to play<br>
1862: Our progress interrupted<br>
1863: <br>
1864: Lost connections<br>
1865: Lost my mind<br>
1866: It's such a waste of time<br>
1867: <br>
1868: CHORUS<br>
1869: <br>
1870: Yes I'm a user<br>
1871: And I'm not the only one<br>
1872: I'm not a loser<br>
1873: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1874: <br>
1875: And we will find it<br>
1876: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1877: Map our devices<br>
1878: And we know what it'll take<br>
1879: <br>
1880: Lost connections<br>
1881: Lost my mind<br>
1882: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1883: <br>
1884: (bridge)<br>
1885: On and on<br>
1886: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1887: All and all<br>
1888: We are one<br>
1889: Clean the dream<br>
1890: Gone wrong<br>
1891: We are Tron<br>
1892: On and on and on<br>
1893: <br>
1894: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1895: <br>
1896: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1897: <br>
1898: CHORUS<br>
1899: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1900: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1901: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1902: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1903: </td></tr></table>
1904: <p>
1905: <em>
1906: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1907: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1908: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1909: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1910: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1911: <br>
1912: <br>
1913: </em>
1914:
1915: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1916: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 1917: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 1918: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1919: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1920: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1921: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1922: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1923: <br>
1.176 deraadt 1924: 3:05 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1925: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1926: <br>
1927: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1928: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1929: <br>
1930: <br>
1931: <em>
1932: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1933: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1934: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1935: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1936: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1937: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1938: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1939: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1940: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1941: probably not been read by enough people.
1942: <br>
1943: <br>
1944: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1945: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1946: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1947: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1948: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1949: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1950: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1951: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1952: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1953: <br>
1954: <br>
1955: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1956: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1957: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1958: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1959: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1960: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
1961: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
1962: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1963: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
1964: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1965: <br>
1966: <br>
1.105 deraadt 1967: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 1968: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1969: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
1970: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1971: <br>
1972: <br>
1973: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
1974: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
1975: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
1976: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
1977: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
1978: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
1979: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1980: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
1981: <br>
1982: <br>
1983: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
1984: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1985: <br>
1986: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1987: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1988: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 1989: <br>
1990: <center>
1991: <br>
1992: Source Wars<br>
1993: Episode IV<br>
1994: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1995: </center>
1996: <br>
1997: Not so very long ago<br>
1998: and not so far away<br>
1999: AT&T made system code<br>
2000: and gave some bits away<br>
2001: <br>
2002: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2003: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2004: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2005: for everyone on Earth<br>
2006: <br>
2007: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2008: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2009: And good old greed was back again<br>
2010: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2011: <br>
2012: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2013: sued BSDi from above<br>
2014: The code is free but<br>
2015: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2016: <br>
2017: The University came calling<br>
2018: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2019: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2020: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2021: <br>
2022: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2023: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2024: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2025: of BSD code all around<br>
2026: <br>
2027: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2028: of credit front to back<br>
2029: This broke the license USL<br>
2030: was using to attack<br>
2031: <br>
2032: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2033: and "settled" out of court<br>
2034: And UCB was big enough<br>
2035: to take it like a sport<br>
2036: <br>
2037: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2038: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2039: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2040: every book with proper dues<br>
2041: <br>
2042: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2043: apologetically<br>
2044: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2045: the same monopoly<br>
2046: <br>
2047: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2048: down if everybody saw<br>
2049: How greed became so big<br>
2050: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2051: <br>
2052: But only one community<br>
2053: the one that makes it tick<br>
2054: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2055: exposing hypocrites<br>
2056: <br>
2057: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2058: to tell the story right<br>
2059: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2060: and kept in shining light<br>
2061: <br>
2062: And may the source be with you<br>
2063: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2064: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2065: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2066: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2067: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2068: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2069: </td></tr></table>
2070: <p>
2071: <em>
2072: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2073: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2074: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2075: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2076: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2077: <br>
2078: <br>
2079: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2080:
2081: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2082: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2083: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2084: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2085: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2086: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2087: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2088: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2089: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2090: 4:48 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2091: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 2092: <br>
2093: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2094: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2095: <br>
2096: <br>
2097: <em>
2098: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2099: who is a lot like
2100: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2101: <br>
2102: <br>
2103: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2104: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2105: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2106: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2107: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2108: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2109: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2110: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2111: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2112: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2113: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2114: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2115: <br>
2116: <br>
2117: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2118: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2119: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2120: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2121: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2122: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2123: <br>
2124: <br>
2125: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2126: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2127: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2128: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2129: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2130: influence which he could use so falsely.
2131: <br>
2132: <br>
2133: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2134: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2135: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2136: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2137: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2138: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2139: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2140: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2141: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2142: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2143: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2144: <br>
2145: <br>
2146: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2147: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2148: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2149: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2150: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2151: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2152: <br>
2153: <br>
2154: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2155: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2156: follow their own stupid rules.
2157: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2158: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2159: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2160: <br>
2161: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2162: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2163: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2164: Tempting harpies<br>
2165: 13 years of treachery<br>
2166: <br>
2167: <br>
2168: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2169: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2170: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2171: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2172: <br>
2173: <br>
2174: But something's wrong with them<br>
2175: They will not take our free wares<br>
2176: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2177: Why are you so scared?<br>
2178: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2179: <br>
2180: <br>
2181: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2182: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2183: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2184: There are many new laws"<br>
2185: <br>
2186: <br>
1.98 okan 2187: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2188: "Puffy!<br>
2189: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2190: <br>
2191: <br>
2192: "First rule one dictates<br>
2193: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2194: <br>
2195: <br>
2196: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2197: <br>
2198: <br>
2199: "And rule two dictates<br>
2200: You must give it to me<br>
2201: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2202: <br>
2203: <br>
2204: "The list goes on of course<br>
2205: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2206: <br>
2207: <br>
2208: "This is madness!<br>
2209: He has lost his mind!<br>
2210: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2211: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2212: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2213: <br>
2214: <br>
2215: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2216: <br>
2217: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2218: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2219: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2220: </td></tr></table>
2221: <p>
2222: <em>
2223: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2224: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2225: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2226: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2227: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2228: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2229: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2230: <br>
2231: <br>
2232: </em>
2233:
2234: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2235: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2236: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2237: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2238: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2239: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2240: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2241: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2242: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2243: 4:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2244: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2245: <br>
2246: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2247: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2248: <br>
2249: <br>
2250: <em>
2251: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2252: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2253: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2254: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2255: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2256: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2257: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2258: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2259: away from the ideals very quickly.
2260: <p>
1.93 jmc 2261: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2262: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2263: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2264: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2265: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2266: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2267: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2268: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2269: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2270: <p>
2271: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2272: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2273: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2274: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2275: led to other issues.
2276: <p>
2277: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2278: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2279: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2280: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2281: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2282: <p>
2283: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2284: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2285: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2286: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2287: projects.
2288: <p>
2289: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2290: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2291: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2292: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2293: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2294: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2295: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2296: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2297: not for their agenda.
2298: <p>
2299: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2300: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2301: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2302: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2303: <p>
2304: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2305: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2306: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2307: <br>
2308: The starting line is nervous<br>
2309: we burst upon the course<br>
2310: Electric is our passion<br>
2311: An open hearted force<br>
2312: <br>
2313: The water's full of dangers<br>
2314: That interrupt the flow<br>
2315: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2316: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2317: <br>
2318: *Give and get back some<br>
2319: Sharing it all<br>
2320: Path we know best<br>
2321: we're having a ball<br>
2322: Opulent mission<br>
2323: Lost in our passion<br>
2324: You can still choose<br>
2325: If you don't swim to win<br>
2326: you'll never lose*<br>
2327: <br>
2328: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2329: <br>
2330: The window is a wall by now<br>
2331: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2332: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2333: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2334: <br>
2335: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2336: Flies too close to itself<br>
2337: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2338: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2339: <br>
2340: *CHORUS*<br>
2341: <br>
2342: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2343: <br>
2344: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2345: but this is not a race<br>
2346: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2347: for first or second place<br>
2348: <br>
2349: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2350: Were traded for real goals<br>
2351: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2352: For those with corporate souls<br>
2353: <br>
2354: *Give and get back some<br>
2355: Sharing it all<br>
2356: Path we know best<br>
2357: we're having a ball<br>
2358: Give and get zeros<br>
2359: Give and get ones<br>
2360: Given to you but<br>
2361: Not you to us<br>
2362: Opulent mission<br>
2363: Lost in our passion<br>
2364: You can still choose<br>
2365: If you don't swim to win<br>
2366: you'll never lose<br>
2367: You'll never lose*<br>
2368: <br>
2369: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2370: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2371: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2372: </td></tr></table>
2373: <p>
2374: <em>
2375: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2376: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2377: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2378: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2379: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2380: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2381: <br>
2382: <br>
2383: </em>
2384:
2385: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2386: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2387: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2388: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2389: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2390: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2391: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2392: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2393: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2394: 4:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2395: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2396: <br>
2397: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2398: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2399: <br>
2400: <br>
2401: <em>
2402: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2403: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2404: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2405: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2406: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2407: device support.
2408: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2409: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2410: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2411: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2412: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2413: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2414: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2415: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2416: weird, or even buggy.
2417: <p>
2418: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2419: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2420: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2421: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2422: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2423: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2424: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2425: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2426: OpenBSD, either).
2427: <p>
2428: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2429: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2430: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2431: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2432: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2433: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2434: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2435: <p>
1.82 jsg 2436: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2437: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2438: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2439: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2440: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2441: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2442: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2443: would be fantastic by now.
2444: <p>
2445: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2446: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2447: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2448: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2449: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2450: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2451: <br>
2452: Here's an old story ...<br>
2453: <br>
2454: <br>
2455: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2456: We all know the details<br>
2457: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2458: some serious loot,<br>
2459: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2460: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2461: The little guy who<br>
2462: did the best with what he had<br>
2463: <br>
2464: <br>
2465: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2466: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2467: in moderation<br>
2468: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2469: <br>
2470: <br>
2471: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2472: never give him the password<br>
2473: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2474: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2475: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2476: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2477: So do the best with what you have<br>
2478: <br>
2479: <br>
2480: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2481: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2482: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2483: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2484: <br>
2485: <br>
2486: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2487: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2488: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2489: then made him better off dead<br>
2490: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2491: <br>
2492: <br>
2493: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2494: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2495: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2496: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2497: for each consecutive cut<br>
2498: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2499: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2500: <br>
2501: <br>
2502: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2503: it's where you dig the well<br>
2504: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2505: the little guy does right<br>
2506: <br>
2507: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2508: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2509: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2510: </td></tr></table>
2511: <p>
2512: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2513: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2514: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2515: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2516: <br>
2517: <br>
2518: </em>
2519:
2520: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2521: <a name=40b></a>
2522: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2523: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2524: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2525: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2526: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2527: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2528: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2529: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2530: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2531: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2532: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2533: <br>
2534: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2535: <br>
2536: <br>
2537: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2538: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2539: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2540: <p>
2541: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2542: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2543: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2544: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2545: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2546: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2547: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2548: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2549: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2550: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2551: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2552: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2553: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2554: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2555: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2556: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2557: Be Open<br>
2558: Be Vocal<br>
2559: Stay Open<br>
2560: Stay Vocal<br>
2561: <br>
2562: (repeat)<br>
2563: <br>
2564: OpenBSD<br>
2565: <br>
2566: Twice a year,<br>
2567: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2568: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2569: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2570: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2571: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2572: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2573: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2574: and a license application<br>
2575: is a fishybomination<br>
2576: and a random allocation<br>
2577: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2578: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2579: OK stop.<br>
2580: I get it.<br>
2581: Some asshole lied.<br>
2582: <br>
2583: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2584: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2585: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2586: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2587: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2588: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2589: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2590: OK stop.<br>
2591: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2592: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2593: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2594: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2595: I get it.<br>
2596: Where's my pencils?<br>
2597: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2598: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2599: Be Open<br>
2600: Be Vocal<br>
2601: Stay Open<br>
2602: Stay Vocal<br>
2603: <br>
2604: (repeat)<br>
2605: <br>
2606: Then he has another beer and<br>
2607: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2608: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2609: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2610: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2611: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2612: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2613: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2614: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2615: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2616: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2617: every time, every song!<br>
2618: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2619: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2620: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2621: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2622: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2623: <br>
2624: (beat boxin')<br>
2625: <br>
2626: <br>
2627: </td></tr></table>
2628: <p>
2629: <em>
2630: <br>
2631: </em>
2632:
2633: <hr>
2634: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2635: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2636: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2637: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2638: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2639: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2640: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2641: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2642: 2:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2643: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2644: <br>
2645: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2646: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2647: <br>
2648: <br>
2649: <em>
2650: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2651: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2652: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2653: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2654: <br>
2655: <br>
2656: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2657: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2658: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2659: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2660: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2661: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2662: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2663: <br>
2664: <br>
2665: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2666: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2667: <br>
2668: <br>
2669: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2670: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2671: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2672: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2673: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2674: <br>
2675: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2676: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2677: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2678: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2679: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2680: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2681: <br>
2682: <br>
2683: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2684: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2685: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2686: other developers.
2687: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2688: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2689: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2690: <br>
2691: <br>
2692: <br>
2693: Humppa negala<br>
2694: Humppa negala<br>
2695: Humppa negala<br>
2696: Venismechah<br>
2697: <br>
2698: Humppa negala<br>
2699: Humppa negala<br>
2700: Humppa negala<br>
2701: Venismechah<br>
2702: <br>
2703: Humppa neranenah<br>
2704: Humppa neranenah<br>
2705: Humppa neranenah<br>
2706: Venismechah<br>
2707: <br>
2708: Humppa neranenah<br>
2709: Humppa neranenah<br>
2710: Humppa neranenah<br>
2711: Venismechah<br>
2712: <br>
2713: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2714: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2715: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2716: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2717: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2718: uru achim!<br>
2719: uru achim!<br>
2720: OpenBSD!<br>
2721: <br>
2722: <br>
2723: (circus torture)<br>
2724: <br>
2725: <br>
2726: Humppa negala<br>
2727: Humppa negala<br>
2728: Humppa negala<br>
2729: Venismechah<br>
2730: <br>
2731: Humppa negala<br>
2732: Humppa negala<br>
2733: Humppa negala<br>
2734: Venismechah<br>
2735: <br>
2736: Humppa neranenah<br>
2737: Humppa neranenah<br>
2738: Humppa neranenah<br>
2739: Venismechah<br>
2740: <br>
2741: Humppa neranenah<br>
2742: Humppa neranenah<br>
2743: Humppa neranenah<br>
2744: Venismechah<br>
2745: <br>
2746: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2747: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2748: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2749: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2750: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2751: uru achim!<br>
2752: uru achim!<br>
2753: OpenBSD!<br>
2754: <br>
2755: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2756: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2757: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2758: </td></tr></table>
2759: <p>
2760: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2761: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2762: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2763: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2764: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2765: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2766: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2767: <br>
2768: <br>
2769: </em>
2770:
2771: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2772: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2773: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2774: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2775: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2776: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2777: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2778: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2779: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2780: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2781: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2782: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2783: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2784: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2785: <br>
2786: <br>
2787: <em>
2788: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2789: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2790: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2791: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2792: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2793: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2794: <br>
2795: <br>
2796: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2797: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2798: <br>
2799: <br>
2800: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2801: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2802: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2803: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2804: <br>
2805: <br>
2806: <ul>
2807: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2808: at any time.<br>
2809: <br>
2810: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2811: <br>
2812: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2813: <br>
2814: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2815: <br>
2816: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2817: <br>
2818: <li>
2819: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2820: less portable.<br>
2821: <br>
2822: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2823: </ul>
2824: <br>
2825: <br>
2826: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2827: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2828: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2829: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2830: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2831: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2832: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2833: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2834: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2835: <br><br><br>
2836: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2837: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2838: there was nothin' shady<br>
2839: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2840: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2841: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2842: <br>
2843: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2844: blah blah blah<br>
2845: Blah!<br>
2846: <br>
2847: <br>
2848: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2849: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2850: <br>
2851: <br>
2852: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2853: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2854: with a drop of goo<br>
2855: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2856: But by the time he graduated<br>
2857: Blob was business slime!<br>
2858: <br>
2859: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2860: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2861: blah blah<br>
2862: <br>
2863: <br>
2864: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2865: <br>
2866: <br>
2867: Now everybody had it<br>
2868: they was drivin' around<br>
2869: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2870: for convenience now<br>
2871: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2872: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2873: <br>
2874: <br>
2875: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2876: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2877: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2878: blah blah<br>
2879: <br>
2880: <br>
2881: It's linkin' time!<br>
2882: <br>
2883: <br>
2884: Now it was out of control<br>
2885: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2886: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2887: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2888: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2889: <br>
2890: <br>
2891: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2892: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2893: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2894: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2895: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2896: <br>
2897: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2898: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2899: And he battled the Blob<br>
2900: who had crossed the line<br>
2901: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2902: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2903: <br>
2904: <br>
2905: But it was too late!<br>
2906: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2907: He wants your video!<br>
2908: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2909: He wants your drive!<br>
2910: He wants it all!!<br>
2911: <br>
2912: <br>
2913: Somebody help us!<br>
2914: Noooooooo!<br>
2915: NVIDIA!<br>
2916: Intel!<br>
2917: Atheros!<br>
2918: 3-Ware!<br>
2919: VIA!<br>
2920: ATI!<br>
2921: Broadcom!<br>
2922: TI!<br>
2923: Myricom!<br>
2924: HighPoint!<br>
2925: Adaptec!<br>
2926: Mylex!<br>
2927: ICP Vortex!<br>
2928: and IBM!<br>
2929: Takin' over the world!<br>
2930: <br>
2931: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2932: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2933: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2934: </td></tr></table>
2935: <p>
2936: <em>
2937: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2938: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2939: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2940: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2941: Theo de Raadt.
2942: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2943: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2944: Drums by Jim Buick.
2945: <br>
2946: <br>
2947: </em>
2948:
2949: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2950: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 2951: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 2952: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2953: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2954: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2955: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2956: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2957: <br>
1.176 deraadt 2958: 4:24 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
2959: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2960: Instrumental version
1.176 deraadt 2961: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
2962: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 2963: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2964: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2965: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 2966: <br>
2967: <br>
2968: <em>
2969: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
2970: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
2971: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
2972: their devices.
2973: <p>
2974: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
2975: for the
1.168 sthen 2976: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 2977: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
2978: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
2979: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
2980: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
2981: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 2982: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
2983: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
2984: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 2985: <p>
2986: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
2987: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
2988: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
2989: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
2990: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
2991: "quality" to show its head.
2992: <p>
2993: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
2994: <br>
2995: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 2996: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 2997: <li>Repair
2998: </ul>
2999: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3000: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3001: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3002: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3003: <p>
3004: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3005: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3006: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3007: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3008: <p>
3009: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3010: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3011: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3012: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3013: <p>
3014: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3015: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3016: the AMI controllers.
3017: <p>
3018: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3019: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3020: basic RAID management:
3021: <ul>
3022: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3023: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3024: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3025: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3026: </ul>
3027: <p>
3028: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3029: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3030: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3031: <p>
3032: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3033: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3034: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3035: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3036: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3037: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3038: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3039: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3040: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3041: controllers.
3042: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3043: would not get documentation, either.
3044: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3045: look saintly.
3046: <p>
3047: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3048: in OpenBSD, please buy
3049: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3050: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3051: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3052: will just work</a>.
3053: <p>
3054: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3055: <br>
3056: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3057: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3058: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3059: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3060: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3061: <br>
3062: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3063: <br>
3064: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3065: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3066: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3067: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3068: <br>
3069: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3070: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3071: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3072: <br>
3073: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3074: <br>
3075: <br>
3076: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3077: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3078: <br>
3079: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3080: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3081: <br>
3082: <br>
3083: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3084: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3085: <br>
3086: <br>
3087: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3088: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3089: <br>
3090: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3091: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3092: <br>
3093: <br>
3094: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3095: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3096: <br>
3097: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3098: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3099: <br>
3100: <br>
3101: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3102: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3103: there before him
3104: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3105: secure operating system,
3106: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3107: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3108: <br>
3109: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3110: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3111: <br>
3112: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3113: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3114: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3115: </td></tr></table>
3116: <p>
3117: <em>
3118: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3119: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3120: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3121: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3122: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3123: <br>
3124: <br>
3125: </em>
3126:
3127: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3128: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3129: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3130: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3131: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3132: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3133: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3134: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3135: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3136: 10:08 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3137: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 3138: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3139: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3140: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3141: <br>
3142: <br>
3143: <em>
3144: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3145: good device support.<br>
3146: <br>
3147: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3148: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3149: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3150: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3151: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3152: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3153: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3154: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3155: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3156: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3157: <br>
3158: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3159: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3160: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3161: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3162: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3163: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3164: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3165: <br>
3166: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3167: <br>
3168: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3169: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3170: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3171: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3172: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3173: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3174: <br>
3175:
3176: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3177: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3178: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3179: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3180: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3181: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3182: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3183: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3184: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3185: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3186: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3187: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3188: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3189: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3190: <br>
3191: <br>
3192: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3193: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3194: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3195: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3196: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3197: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3198: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3199: development information for all, but are even going further and
3200: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3201: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3202: <br>
3203: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3204: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3205: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3206: <br>
3207: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3208: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3209: send out the alarm<br>
3210: and the shit storm flies<br>
3211: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3212: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3213: twisting up a ride<br>
3214: to the land of OS<br>
3215: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3216: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3217: The open slippers red are<br>
3218: Hers to take<br>
3219: <br>
1.53 otto 3220: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3221: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3222: <br>
3223: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3224: To get yourself back home<br>
3225: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3226: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3227: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3228: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3229: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3230: You'll never lose<br>
3231: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3232: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3233: lazy and insane<br>
3234: but they sang OK<br>
3235: <br>
1.53 otto 3236: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3237: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3238: <br>
3239: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3240: The city glows<br>
3241: It's positively green<br>
3242: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3243: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3244: <br>
3245: Go to the west<br>
3246: You must pass the test<br>
3247: For me<br>
3248: Bring me the ride<br>
3249: of the witch I despise<br>
3250: And you'll be free<br>
3251: <br>
3252: You don't need the broom<br>
3253: You don't need the shoes<br>
3254: You don't need the wiz<br>
3255: You will never lose<br>
3256: You have all you need<br>
3257: You always had heart<br>
3258: You always had courage<br>
3259: Did somebody fart?<br>
3260: You always had brains<br>
3261: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3262: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3263: But you've got some balls<br>
3264: So double click heels<br>
3265: and work with Taiwan<br>
3266: And speak to your doggie<br>
3267: You're already gone....<br>
3268: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3269: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3270: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3271: </td></tr></table>
3272: <p>
3273: <em>
3274: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3275: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3276: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3277: Semaka,
3278: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3279: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3280: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3281: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3282: <br>
3283: <br>
3284: </em>
3285:
3286: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3287: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3288: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3289: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3290: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3291: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3292: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3293: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3294: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3295: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3296: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3297: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3298: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3299: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3300: <br>
3301: <br>
3302: <em>
3303: What is up with some free software providers?!
3304: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3305: <p>
3306: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3307: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3308: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3309: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3310: going to remember them in the end.
3311: <p>
3312: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3313: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3314: offerings in the last few years:
3315: <ul>
3316: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3317: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3318: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3319: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3320: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3321: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3322: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3323: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3324: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3325: <p>
3326: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3327: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3328: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3329: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3330: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3331: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3332: <p>
3333: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3334: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3335: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3336: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3337: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3338: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3339: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3340: </ul>
3341: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3342: others who will follow them:
3343: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3344: replace it.
3345: <br>
3346: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3347: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3348: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3349: <br>
3350: <br>
3351: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3352: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3353: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3354: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3355: <p>
3356: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3357: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3358: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3359: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3360: <p>
3361: <br>
3362: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3363: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3364: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3365: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3366: <p>
3367: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3368: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3369: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3370: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3371: <p>
3372: <br>
3373: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3374: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3375: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3376: So he fought the fight<br>
3377: and he set things right<br>
3378: With his OpenBSD<br>
3379: <p>
3380: <br>
3381: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3382: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3383: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3384: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3385: <p>
3386: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3387: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3388: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3389: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3390: <p>
3391: <br>
3392: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3393: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3394: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3395: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3396: <p>
3397: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3398: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3399: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3400: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3401: <p>
3402: <br>
3403: CHORUS<br>
3404: <p>
3405: <br>
3406: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3407: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3408: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3409: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3410: <p>
3411: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3412: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3413: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3414: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3415: <p>
3416: <br>
3417: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3418: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3419: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3420: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3421: <p>
3422: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3423: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3424: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3425: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3426: <p>
3427: <br>
3428: CHORUS<br>
3429: <br>
3430: <p>
3431: That's right!<br>
3432: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3433: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3434: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3435: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3436: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3437: </td></tr></table>
3438: <p>
3439: <em>
3440: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3441: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3442: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3443: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3444: <br>
3445: <br>
3446: </em>
3447:
3448: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3449: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3450: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3451: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3452: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3453: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3454: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3455: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3456: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3457: 5:21 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3458: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3459: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3460: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3461: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3462: <br>
3463: <br>
3464: <em>
3465: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3466: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3467: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3468: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3469: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3470: <p>
3471: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3472: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3473: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3474: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3475: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3476: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3477: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3478: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3479: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3480: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3481: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3482: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3483: <p>
3484: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3485: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3486: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3487: Redundancy Protocol); on
3488: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3489: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3490: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3491: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3492: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3493: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3494: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3495: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3496: There was much deliberation</a>
3497: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3498: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3499: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3500: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3501: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3502: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3503: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3504: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3505: eh?
3506: <p>
3507: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3508: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3509: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3510: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3511: claim patent rights.
3512: <p>
3513: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3514: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3515: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3516: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3517: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3518: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3519: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3520: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3521: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3522: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3523: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3524: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3525: <p>
3526: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3527: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3528: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3529: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3530: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3531: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3532: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3533: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3534: like all others, except against the community.
3535: <p>
3536: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3537: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3538: <p>
3539: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3540: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3541: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3542: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3543: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3544: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3545: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3546: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3547: it to use cryptography.
3548: <p>
3549: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3550: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3551: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3552: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3553: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3554: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3555: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3556: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3557: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3558: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3559: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3560: <p>
3561: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3562: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3563: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3564: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3565: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3566: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3567: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3568: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3569: <p>
3570: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3571: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3572: <br>
3573: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3574: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3575: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3576: <br>
3577: <br>
3578: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3579: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3580: <br>
3581: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3582: A what?
3583: <br>
3584: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3585: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3586: <br>
3587: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3588: Well, it's free isn't it?
3589: <br>
3590: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3591: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3592: <br>
3593: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3594: What?
3595: <br>
3596: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3597: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3598: <br>
3599: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3600: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3601: <br>
3602: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3603: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3604: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3605: <br>
3606: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3607: You must be a looney.
3608: <br>
3609: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3610: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3611: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3612: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3613: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3614: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3615: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3616: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3617: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3618: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3619: <br>
3620: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3621: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3622: <br>
3623: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3624: Yes.
3625: <br>
3626: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3627: For a free redundancy protocol?
3628: <br>
3629: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3630: Yes.
3631: <br>
3632: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3633: You are a looney.
3634: <br>
3635: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3636: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3637: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3638: VRRP.
3639: <br>
3640: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3641: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3642: <br>
3643: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3644: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3645: <br>
3646: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3647: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3648: <br>
3649: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3650: Yes there is!
3651: <br>
3652: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3653: Isn't!
3654: <br>
3655: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3656: Is!
3657: <br>
3658: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3659: Isn't!
3660: <br>
3661: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3662: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3663: <br>
3664: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3665: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3666: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3667: <br>
3668: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3669: The man didn't have the right form.
3670: <br>
3671: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3672: What man?
3673: <br>
3674: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3675: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3676: <br>
3677: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3678: The looney detector van, you mean.
3679: <br>
3680: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3681: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3682: <br>
3683: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3684: What redundancy detector van?
3685: <br>
3686: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3687: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3688: <br>
3689: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3690: Cizzz-coeee?
3691: <br>
3692: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3693: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3694: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3695: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3696: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3697: <br>
3698: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3699: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3700: <br>
3701: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3702: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3703: <br>
3704: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3705: What PIX?
3706: <br>
3707: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3708: The PIX I'm replacing!
3709: <br>
3710: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3711: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3712: license it?
3713: <br>
3714: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3715: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3716: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3717: <br>
3718: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3719: No they didn't!
3720: <br>
3721: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3722: Did!
3723: <br>
3724: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3725: Didn't!
3726: <br>
3727: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3728: Did, did, did and did!
3729: <br>
3730: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3731: Oh, all right.
3732: <br>
3733: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3734: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3735: license?
3736: <br>
3737: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3738: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3739: <br>
3740: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3741: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3742: <br>
3743: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3744: A license?
3745: <br>
3746: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3747: Yes.
3748: <br>
3749: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3750: For your firewall?
3751: <br>
3752: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3753: No.
3754: <br>
3755: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3756: No?
3757: <br>
3758: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3759: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3760: <br>
3761: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3762: You're off your chump.
3763: <br>
3764: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3765: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3766: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3767: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3768: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3769: <br>
3770: <br>
3771: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3772: <br>
3773: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3774: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3775: But standard it<br>
3776: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3777: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3778: the IETF<br>
3779: you see?<br>
3780: <br>
3781: But can VRRP<br>
3782: be said to be<br>
3783: or not to be<br>
3784: a standard, see,<br>
3785: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3786: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3787: <br>
3788: Singing...<br>
3789: <br>
3790: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3791: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3792: O P E N B S D<br>
3793: CARP is free<br>
3794: <br>
3795: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3796: let through IETF to mean<br>
3797: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3798: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3799: <br>
3800: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3801: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3802: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3803: <br>
3804: 1 1 2,<br>
3805: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3806: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3807: <br>
3808: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3809: bisected accidentally,<br>
3810: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3811: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3812: <br>
3813: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3814: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3815: <br>
3816: The End<br>
3817: <br>
3818: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3819: <br>
3820: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3821: <br>
3822: Geddy must be free.<br>
3823: <br>
3824: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3825: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3826: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3827: </td></tr></table>
3828: <p>
3829: <em>
3830: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3831: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3832: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3833: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3834: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3835: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3836: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3837: <br>
3838: <br>
3839: </em>
3840:
3841: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3842: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3843: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3844: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3845: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3846: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3847: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3848: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3849: <br>
1.176 deraadt 3850: 3:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3851: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3852: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3853: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3854: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3855: <br>
3856: <br>
3857: <em>
3858: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3859: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3860: forces of the draconian government!
3861: <p>
3862: <br>
3863: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3864: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3865: of recent happenings.
3866: <p>
3867: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3868: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3869: security research and development .. on things that
3870: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3871: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3872: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3873: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3874: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3875: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3876: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3877: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3878: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3879: <p>
3880: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3881: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3882: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 3883: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3884: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3885: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3886: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3887: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3888: theft of oil.
3889: <p>
3890: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3891: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3892: <p>
3893: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3894: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3895: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3896: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3897: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3898: the project."
3899: <p>
3900: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3901: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3902: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3903: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3904: <p>
3905: Since the termination came near natural contract
3906: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3907: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3908: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3909: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3910: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3911: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3912: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3913: <p>
3914: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3915: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3916: of Robin Hood.
3917: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3918: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3919: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3920: <br>
3921: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3922: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3923: He had found the crusades<br>
3924: were an endless charade<br>
3925: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3926: <br>
3927: <br>
3928: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3929: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3930: Clever chums they did find<br>
3931: other fish of their kind<br>
3932: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3933: <br>
3934: <br>
3935: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3936: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3937: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3938: for to share online<br>
3939: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3940: <br>
3941: <br>
3942: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3943: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3944: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3945: to the teaming schools<br>
3946: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3947: <br>
3948: <br>
3949: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3950: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3951: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3952: So raise up your glass and<br>
3953: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3954: Fish for never running<br>
3955: and making something good!<br>
3956: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3957: <br>
3958: <br>
3959: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3960: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
3961: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
3962: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
3963: Think he's a hero?<br>
3964: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 3965: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 3966: Read the Wanted poster<br>
3967: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
3968: We gettin' back the booty<br>
3969: or we take away your worms too<br>
3970: <br>
3971: <br>
3972: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
3973: Put on your glasses<br>
3974: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
3975: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 3976: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 3977: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
3978: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
3979: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
3980: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
3981: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
3982: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
3983: <br>
3984: <br>
3985: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 3986: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 3987: And took back all the booty<br>
3988: Puff intended for the poor<br>
3989: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
3990: <br>
3991: <br>
3992: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
3993: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
3994: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 3995: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 3996: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
3997: <br>
3998: <br>
3999: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4000: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4001: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4002: So raise up your glass and<br>
4003: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4004: Fish for never running<br>
4005: and making something good!<br>
4006: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4007: <br>
4008:
4009: <br>
4010: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4011: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4012: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4013: </td></tr></table>
4014: <p>
4015: <em>
4016: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4017: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4018: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4019: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4020: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4021: <br>
4022: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4023: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4024: <br>
4025: </em>
4026:
1.23 jose 4027: <br>
4028: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4029: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4030: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4031: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4032: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4033: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4034: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4035: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4036: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4037: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4038: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4039: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4040: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4041: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4042: <br>
4043: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4044: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4045: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4046: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4047: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4048: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4049: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4050: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4051: III processors. We want documentation, because
4052: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4053: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4054: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4055: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4056: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4057: mode.<br>
4058: <br>
4059: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4060: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4061: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4062: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4063: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4064: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4065: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4066: Black was the protocol<br>
4067: <p>
4068: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4069: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4070: Then from the ocean came<br>
4071: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4072: <br>
4073: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4074: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4075: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4076: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4077: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4078: <p>
4079: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4080: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4081: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4082: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4083: <p>
4084: And there he found<br>
4085: His destiny<br>
4086: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4087: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4088: <p>
4089: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4090: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4091: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4092: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4093: <p>
4094: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4095: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4096: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4097: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4098: <p>
4099: Broke down the guard<br>
4100: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4101: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4102: All alone and only bones<br>
4103: <p>
4104: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4105: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4106: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4107: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4108: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4109: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4110: </td></tr></table>
4111: <p>
4112: <em>
4113: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4114: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4115: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4116: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4117: </em>
4118:
4119: <br>
4120: <hr>
1.9 millert 4121: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4122: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4123: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4124: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4125: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4126: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4127: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4128: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4129: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4130: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4131: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4132: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4133: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4134: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4135: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4136: Goldflipper<br>
4137: With golden skin<br>
4138: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4139: He's the machine<br>
4140: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4141: <p>
4142: And the fish<br>
4143: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4144: And the cat<br>
4145: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4146: <p>
4147: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4148: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4149: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4150: <p>
4151: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4152: <p>
1.9 millert 4153: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4154: catch the spikey one<br>
4155: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4156: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4157: <p>
1.9 millert 4158: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4159: and without a gun<br>
4160: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4161: <p>
1.9 millert 4162: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4163: such a sexy catch<br>
4164: Is she spying on him or<br>
4165: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4166: <p>
1.9 millert 4167: Oh double seven<br>
4168: Send me to Heaven<br>
4169: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4170: <p>
1.9 millert 4171: The women are fond<br>
4172: She knows what to do<br>
4173: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4174: <p>
1.9 millert 4175: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4176: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4177: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4178: <br>
4179: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4180: <p>
4181: <em>
1.9 millert 4182: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4183: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4184: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4185: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4186: </em>
4187:
4188: <br>
4189: <hr>
1.3 ian 4190: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4191: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4192: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4193: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4194: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4195: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4196: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4197: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4198: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4199: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4200: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4201: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4202: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4203: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4204: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4205: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4206: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4207: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4208: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4209: <p>
4210: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4211: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4212: <p>
4213: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4214: Über tragic<br>
4215: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4216: <p>
4217: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4218: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4219: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4220: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4221: <p>
4222: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4223: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4224: <p>
4225: Chorus
4226: <p>
4227: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4228: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4229: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4230: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4231: <p>
4232: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4233: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4234: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4235: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4236: <p>
4237: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4238: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4239: <p>
4240: <em>
1.3 ian 4241: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4242: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4243: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4244: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4245: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4246: </em>
4247:
1.8 millert 4248: <br>
4249: <hr>
1.9 millert 4250: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4251: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4252: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4253: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4254: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4255: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4256: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4257: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4258: <br>
1.176 deraadt 4259: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4260: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4261: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4262: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4263: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4264: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4265: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4266: <br>
4267: <br>
1.9 millert 4268: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4269: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4270: <p>
1.9 millert 4271: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4272: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4273: <p>
1.9 millert 4274: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4275: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4276: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4277: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4278: <p>
1.9 millert 4279: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4280: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4281: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4282: I'm secure by default<br>
4283: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4284: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4285: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4286: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4287: </td></tr></table>
4288: <p>
1.8 millert 4289: <em>
1.9 millert 4290: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4291: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4292: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4293: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4294: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4295: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4296:
1.1 deraadt 4297: </body>
4298: </html>
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