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1.169     deraadt    17: <h2>
                     18: <a href="index.html">
1.170     tj         19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169     deraadt    20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170     tj         21: </h2>
1.169     deraadt    22: <hr>
1.170     tj         23: <p>
1.100     deraadt    24:
                     25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
                     26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139     deraadt    27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
                     28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
                     29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108     deraadt    30: over the previous six months.  To match the art released with the CD,
1.175     deraadt    31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1       deraadt    32:
1.20      deraadt    33: <p>
1.182     deraadt    34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71      deraadt    35: <tr>
1.126     deraadt    36: <td valign="top">
1.177     deraadt    37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
                     38:      <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176     deraadt    39:      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
1.183     deraadt    40:      <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187     deraadt    41:      <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
                     42:      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
1.190   ! deraadt    43:      <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>, and
        !            44:      <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a><br>
1.175     deraadt    45: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
                     46:      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                     47:      <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
                     48: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
                     49:      <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
                     50:      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                     51:      <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
                     52:      <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
                     53: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
                     54: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
                     55: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
                     56: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
                     57: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
                     58: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
                     59: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
                     60:      <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
                     61:      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
                     62:      <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
                     63: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
                     64: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
                     65: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126     deraadt    66: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
                     67: <br>
                     68: </td><td valign="top">
1.176     deraadt    69: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
                     70: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175     deraadt    71: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
                     72: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
                     73: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
                     74: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
                     75: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
                     76: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
                     77:      <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
                     78: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
                     79: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
                     80: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
                     81: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
                     82: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
                     83: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
                     84: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
                     85: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
                     86: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
                     87: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126     deraadt    88: </td></tr></table>
1.182     deraadt    89:
1.71      deraadt    90: <br>
1.182     deraadt    91: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176     deraadt    92: <br>
1.182     deraadt    93: <table><tr><td valign=top>
                     94: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
                     95: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
                     96: (no longer available)
                     97: </td><td>
                     98: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
                     99: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
                    100: (no longer available)
                    101: </td><td>
                    102: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
                    103: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
                    104: Buy it now!</a>
                    105: </td></tr></table>
1.126     deraadt   106: <br clear=all>
1.165     deraadt   107:
                    108: <hr>
1.176     deraadt   109: <a name=60></a>
                    110: <a name=60a></a>
                    111: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
                    112: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    113: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   114: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176     deraadt   115: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    116: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    117: <br>
                    118: 4:23 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
                    119: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
                    120: <br>
1.182     deraadt   121: <em>
                    122: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
                    123: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
                    124: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
                    125: obsolete methods.  It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
                    126: </em>
                    127: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176     deraadt   128: </td><td valign=top>
                    129: We don't need no exploitation<br>
                    130: We don't need no overflows<br>
                    131: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
                    132: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
                    133: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
                    134: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
                    135: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
                    136: <br>
                    137: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
                    138: <br>
                    139: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
                    140: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
                    141: <br>
                    142: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
                    143: <br>
                    144: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    145: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
                    146: </td></tr></table>
                    147: <em>
                    148: Lyrics by Todd Miller.  Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
                    149: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177     deraadt   150: </em>
                    151: <br>
                    152:
                    153: <hr>
                    154: <a name=60b></a>
                    155: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
                    156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    157: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177     deraadt   159: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
                    160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    161: <br>
                    162: 5:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
                    163: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
                    164: <br>
                    165: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
                    166: <br>
1.182     deraadt   167: <em>
                    168: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
                    169: are blocked all the time.  But our small group developed some
                    170: components that help make a difference.
                    171: </em>
                    172: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177     deraadt   173: </td><td valign=top>
                    174: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
                    175: Hacking websites for control<br>
                    176: Can you crack me?<br>
                    177: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
                    178: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
                    179: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178     tb        180: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177     deraadt   181: Never give in: just fight!<br>
                    182: <br>
                    183: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
                    184: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
                    185: Can you phish me?<br>
                    186: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
                    187: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
                    188: Can you probe me?<br>
                    189: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
                    190: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
                    191: <br>
                    192: But it was all futility<br>
                    193: The firewall was strong<br>
                    194: As all can see<br>
                    195: No matter how he tried<br>
                    196: He could not break free()<br>
                    197: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
                    198: <br>
                    199: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
                    200: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
                    201: Can you scam me?<br>
                    202: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
                    203: Throwing packets with wget<br>
                    204: Can you hack me?<br>
                    205: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
                    206: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
                    207: <br>
                    208: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    209: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
                    210: </td></tr></table>
                    211: <em>
                    212: Lyrics by Philip Guenther.  Composition, arrangement, instruments,
                    213: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183     deraadt   214: </em>
                    215: <br>
                    216:
                    217: <hr>
                    218: <a name=60c></a>
                    219: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
                    220: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    221: <tr>
                    222: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                    223: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
                    224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    225: <br>
                    226: 3:51 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
                    227: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
                    228: <br>
                    229: <em>
                    230: Consider donating to our development efforts via
                    231: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
                    232: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
                    233: Canada and all over the world.
                    234: <p>
                    235: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
                    236: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184     tj        237: face regularly.
1.183     deraadt   238: <p>
                    239: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
                    240: </em>
                    241: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                    242: </td><td valign=top>
                    243: Money, donate your pay.<br>
                    244: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
                    245: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
                    246: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
                    247: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
                    248: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
                    249: <br>
                    250: Canaries have your back.<br>
                    251: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
                    252: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
                    253: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
                    254: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
                    255: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
                    256: <br>
                    257: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
                    258: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
                    259: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
                    260: Is the securest system today<br>
                    261: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
                    262: <br>
                    263: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    264: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
                    265: </td></tr></table>
                    266: <em>
                    267: Lyrics by Jason B. George.  Drums by Cikomo Paul.  Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
                    268: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
                    269: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187     deraadt   270: </em>
                    271: <br>
                    272:
                    273: <hr>
                    274: <a name=60d></a>
                    275: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
                    276: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    277: <tr>
                    278: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                    279: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
                    280: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    281: <br>
                    282: 6:10 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
                    283: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
                    284: <br>
                    285: <em>
                    286: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
                    287: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
                    288: <p>
                    289: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
                    290: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
                    291: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
                    292: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
                    293: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
                    294: </em>
                    295: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                    296: </td><td valign=top>
                    297: "Hello,<br>
                    298: Are there any experts out there?<br>
                    299: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
                    300: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
                    301: <br>
                    302: "I don't know how<br>
                    303: But I need this feature now.<br>
                    304: My users are pained<br>
                    305: I need my server up again."<br>
                    306: <br>
                    307: "Relax.<br>
                    308: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
                    309: Just the basic facts<br>
                    310: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
                    311: <br>
                    312: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
                    313: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
                    314: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
                    315: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
                    316: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
                    317: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
                    318: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
                    319: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
                    320: This is just how you are.<br>
                    321: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
                    322: <br>
                    323: OK<br>
                    324: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
                    325: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
                    326: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
                    327: <br>
                    328: Can you upgrade?<br>
                    329: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
                    330: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
                    331: Our patience is at null.<br>
                    332: <br>
                    333: "There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
                    334: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
                    335: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
                    336: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
                    337: Fork-bomb child.<br>
                    338: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
                    339: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
                    340: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
                    341: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
                    342: My inner child is crushed.<br>
                    343: My dreams are gone.<br>
                    344: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
                    345: <br>
                    346: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    347: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
                    348: </td></tr></table>
                    349: <em>
                    350: Lyrics by Jason George.  Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
                    351: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188     deraadt   352: </em>
                    353: <br>
                    354:
                    355: <hr>
                    356: <a name=60e></a>
                    357: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
                    358: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    359: <tr>
                    360: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                    361: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
                    362: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    363: <br>
                    364: 5:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
                    365: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
                    366: <br>
                    367: <em>
                    368: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
                    369: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
                    370: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
                    371: <p>
                    372: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
                    373: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
                    374: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
                    375: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
                    376: others to follow our lead.
                    377: <p>
                    378: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
                    379: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
                    380: ports developers.  We've had less success promoting things up through
                    381: standards bodies and other projects.  Too often the world seems caught
                    382: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
                    383: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
                    384: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
                    385: cause expense.
                    386: <p>
                    387: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
                    388: long.  I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
                    389: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
                    390: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
                    391: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
                    392: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
                    393: <p>
                    394: Enjoy
                    395: <p>
                    396: -Bob
                    397: </em>
                    398: </td><td valign=top>
                    399: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189     deraadt   400: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188     deraadt   401: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
                    402: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
                    403: <br>
                    404: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
                    405: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
                    406: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
                    407: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
                    408: <br>
                    409: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
                    410: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
                    411: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
                    412: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
                    413: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
                    414: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
                    415: <br>
                    416: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
                    417: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
                    418: <br>
                    419: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed?  (with shit.....)<br>
                    420: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
                    421: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
                    422: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
                    423: <br>
                    424: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
                    425: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
                    426: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
                    427: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
                    428: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
                    429: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
                    430: <br>
                    431: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
                    432: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
                    433: <br>
                    434: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
                    435: <br>
                    436: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    437: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
                    438: </td></tr></table>
                    439: <em>
                    440: Lyrics by Bob Beck.  Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
                    441: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190   ! deraadt   442: </em>
        !           443: <br>
        !           444:
        !           445: <hr>
        !           446: <a name=60f></a>
        !           447: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
        !           448: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
        !           449: <tr>
        !           450: <td valign="top" width="30%">
        !           451: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
        !           452: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
        !           453: <br>
        !           454: 1:07 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
        !           455: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
        !           456: <br>
        !           457: <em>
        !           458: Theo's debut.  It ain't easy being<br>
        !           459: green.  Going back to the keyboard<br>
        !           460: now...
        !           461: </em>
        !           462: </td><td valign=top>
        !           463: Goodbye CDs <br>
        !           464: I'm done with you today<br>
        !           465: Goodbye<br>
        !           466: Goodbye<br>
        !           467: Goodbye<br>
        !           468: No more pre-production<br>
        !           469: And no more long delays<br>
        !           470: So I have peace<br>
        !           471: Of mind<br>
        !           472: Goodbye.<br>
        !           473: <br>
        !           474: </td><td valign=top align=right>
        !           475: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
        !           476: </td></tr></table>
        !           477: <em>
        !           478: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
        !           479: recording by Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.176     deraadt   480: </em>
                    481: <br>
                    482:
                    483: <hr>
1.165     deraadt   484: <a name=59></a>
                    485: <a name=59a></a>
1.175     deraadt   486: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165     deraadt   487: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    488: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   489: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165     deraadt   490: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    491: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    492: <br>
1.176     deraadt   493: 4:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
                    494: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165     deraadt   495: <br>
1.182     deraadt   496: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165     deraadt   497: </td><td valign=top>
                    498: No lyrics.<br>
                    499: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    500: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
                    501: </td></tr></table>
                    502: <em>
                    503: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
                    504: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
                    505: </em>
                    506: <br>
                    507:
                    508: <hr>
                    509: <a name=59b></a>
1.175     deraadt   510: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165     deraadt   511: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    512: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   513: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165     deraadt   514: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
                    515: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    516: <br>
1.176     deraadt   517: 3:46 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
                    518: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165     deraadt   519: <br>
                    520: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
                    521: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt   522: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165     deraadt   523: </td><td valign=top>
                    524: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
                    525: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
                    526: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
                    527: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
                    528: <p>
                    529: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                    530: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                    531: <p>
                    532: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                    533: &Uuml;ber tragic<br>
                    534: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                    535: <p>
                    536: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
                    537: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
                    538: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
                    539: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
                    540: <p>
                    541: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                    542: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                    543: <p>
                    544: Chorus
                    545: <p>
                    546: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
                    547: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
                    548: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
                    549: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
                    550: <p>
                    551: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                    552: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                    553: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                    554: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                    555: <p>
                    556: Chorus<br>
                    557: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    558: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
                    559: </td></tr></table>
                    560: <p>
                    561: <em>
                    562: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
                    563: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
                    564: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
                    565: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
                    566: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
                    567: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
                    568: </em>
                    569: <br>
1.158     deraadt   570:
                    571: <hr>
1.160     deraadt   572: <a name=58></a>
1.161     deraadt   573: <a name=58a></a>
1.175     deraadt   574: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161     deraadt   575: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    576: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   577: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161     deraadt   578: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    579: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    580: <br>
1.176     deraadt   581: 2:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
                    582: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161     deraadt   583: <br>
                    584: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
                    585: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
                    586: <p>
                    587: <em>
1.182     deraadt   588: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164     tj        589: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
                    590: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161     deraadt   591: <br>
                    592: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
                    593: ~322,000 commits<br>
                    594: ~44 commits/day average<br>
                    595: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
                    596: </em>
1.182     deraadt   597: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161     deraadt   598: </td><td valign=top>
                    599: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
                    600: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
                    601: Made commits to many a file<br>
                    602: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
                    603: <br>
                    604: Take a moment to view<br>
                    605: The source of all this code<br>
                    606: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
                    607: <br>
                    608: We're the openssh repository<br>
                    609: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
                    610: The openntpd repository<br>
                    611: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
                    612: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
                    613: The libressl repo too<br>
                    614: <br>
                    615: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
                    616: Re-used far and wide<br>
                    617: The license is so liberal<br>
                    618: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
                    619: We'd love for you to code...<br>
                    620: <br>
                    621: I don't really want to have to go<br>
                    622: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
                    623: The coder will commit the code<br>
                    624: That he wants all of you to load<br>
                    625: <br>
                    626: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
                    627: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
                    628: <br>
                    629: B... S... D...<br>
                    630: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    631: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
                    632: </td></tr></table>
                    633: <p>
                    634: <em>
                    635: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
                    636: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
                    637: </em>
                    638: <br>
                    639:
                    640: <hr>
1.158     deraadt   641: <a name=58b></a>
1.175     deraadt   642: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158     deraadt   643: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    644: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   645: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158     deraadt   646: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
                    647: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    648: <br>
1.176     deraadt   649: 3:45 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
                    650: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158     deraadt   651: <br>
1.182     deraadt   652: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158     deraadt   653: </td><td valign=top>
                    654: No lyrics.<br>
                    655: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    656: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
                    657: </td></tr></table>
                    658: <em>
                    659: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
                    660: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
                    661: </em>
                    662: <br>
1.152     deraadt   663:
                    664: <hr>
1.157     deraadt   665: <a name=58c></a>
1.175     deraadt   666: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157     deraadt   667: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    668: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   669: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157     deraadt   670: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
                    671: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    672: <br>
1.176     deraadt   673: 3:06 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
                    674: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157     deraadt   675: <br>
                    676: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
                    677: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt   678: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157     deraadt   679: </td><td valign=top>
                    680: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
                    681: <br>
                    682: With every release,<br>
                    683: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    684: a little better all the time.<br>
                    685: <br>
                    686: With every release,<br>
                    687: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    688: so much better all the time.<br>
                    689: <br>
                    690: Let's count in sys:<br>
                    691: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
                    692: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
                    693: <br>
                    694: With every release,<br>
                    695: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    696: really better all the time.<br>
                    697: <br>
                    698: Let's count in log:<br>
                    699: 314544 commits from developers<br>
                    700: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
                    701: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
                    702: <br>
                    703: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
                    704: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
                    705: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
                    706: <br>
                    707: With every release,<br>
                    708: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    709: so much better all the time.<br>
                    710: <br>
                    711: With every release,<br>
                    712: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    713: so much better all the time.<br>
                    714: <br>
                    715: With every release,<br>
                    716: Puffy becomes better.<br>
                    717: <br>
                    718: With every release,<br>
                    719: Puffy becomes better,<br>
                    720: so much better all the time.<br>
                    721: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    722: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
                    723: </td></tr></table>
                    724: <p>
                    725: <em>
                    726: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
                    727: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
                    728: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
                    729: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159     deraadt   730: </em>
                    731: <br>
                    732:
                    733: <hr>
                    734: <a name=58d></a>
1.175     deraadt   735: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159     deraadt   736: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    737: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   738: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159     deraadt   739: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
                    740: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    741: <br>
1.176     deraadt   742: 4:52 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
                    743: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159     deraadt   744: <br>
                    745: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
                    746: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
                    747: <br>
1.182     deraadt   748: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159     deraadt   749: </td><td valign=top>
                    750: I read the news today oh boy<br>
                    751: About a silly man who made a change<br>
                    752: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
                    753: Well I just had to laugh<br>
                    754: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
                    755: <br>
                    756: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
                    757: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
                    758: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
                    759: They'd seen such code before<br>
                    760: Everyone was really sure<br>
                    761: It was from 1984..<br>
                    762: <br>
                    763: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
                    764: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
                    765: And though the code was rather gross<br>
                    766: They held their nose and dove.<br>
                    767: Having read the code..<br>
                    768: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
                    769: <br>
                    770: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
                    771: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
                    772: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
                    773: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
                    774: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
                    775: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
                    776: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
                    777: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
                    778: <br>
                    779: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
                    780: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
                    781: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
                    782: <br>
                    783: I read the news today oh boy<br>
                    784: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
                    785: And though the holes were rather small<br>
                    786: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173     tj        787: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159     deraadt   788: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
                    789: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
                    790: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    791: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
                    792: </td></tr></table>
                    793: <p>
                    794: <em>
                    795: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
                    796: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
                    797: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
                    798: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
                    799: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
                    800: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
                    801: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
                    802: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
                    803: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
                    804: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
                    805: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality..  Sort of like the
                    806: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
                    807: <br>
                    808: <br>
                    809: Lyrics by Bob Beck.  Composition, arrangement, recording by
                    810: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt   811: </em>
                    812: <br>
                    813:
                    814: <hr>
1.152     deraadt   815: <a name=57></a>
1.175     deraadt   816: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152     deraadt   817: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    818: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   819: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152     deraadt   820: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    821: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    822: <br>
1.176     deraadt   823: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
                    824: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152     deraadt   825: <br>
                    826: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
                    827: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt   828: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152     deraadt   829: </td><td valign=top>
                    830: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
                    831: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154     deraadt   832: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
                    833: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152     deraadt   834: <br>
1.154     deraadt   835: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
                    836: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   837: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   838: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   839: <br>
                    840: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154     deraadt   841: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152     deraadt   842: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154     deraadt   843: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152     deraadt   844: <br>
                    845: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   846: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   847: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    848: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    849: <br>
1.154     deraadt   850: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152     deraadt   851: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154     deraadt   852: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
                    853: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152     deraadt   854: <br>
1.154     deraadt   855: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152     deraadt   856: I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    857: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154     deraadt   858: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   859: <br>
1.154     deraadt   860: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
                    861: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152     deraadt   862: <br>
                    863: Instrumental<br>
                    864: <br>
1.154     deraadt   865: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
                    866: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    867: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
                    868: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
                    869: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
                    870: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
                    871: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
                    872: Source Fish<br>
1.152     deraadt   873: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    874: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
                    875: </td></tr></table>
                    876: <p>
                    877: <em>
                    878: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica.  Jonathan Lewis: programming,
                    879: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ.  Andr&eacute; Wickenheiser: trumpet.
                    880: Lyrics by Bob Kitella.  Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
                    881: </em>
                    882: <br>
1.126     deraadt   883:
                    884: <hr>
1.148     deraadt   885: <a name=56></a>
1.175     deraadt   886: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148     deraadt   887: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    888: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   889: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148     deraadt   890: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    891: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    892: <br>
1.176     deraadt   893: 3:54 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
                    894: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148     deraadt   895: <br>
                    896: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
                    897: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt   898: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148     deraadt   899: </td><td valign=top>
                    900: No lyrics.<br>
                    901: </td><td valign=top align=right>
                    902: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
                    903: </td></tr></table>
                    904: <p>
                    905: <em>
                    906: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
                    907: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
                    908: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
                    909: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
                    910: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
                    911: seems critically important.  Two months of intense development later,
                    912: LibreSSL was released.
                    913: <p>
                    914: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
                    915: to answer: why did this occur?  Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
                    916: to understand?  Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
                    917: whose raison d'&ecirc;tre is security, why are secondary goals allowed
                    918: to endanger the absolute #1 goal?  Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
                    919: allows companies to &mdash; on the cheap &mdash; meet security
                    920: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
                    921: <p>
1.149     deraadt   922: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148     deraadt   923: where security is the goal?  How much are they willing to push back
                    924: on the OS developers and others to achieve that?  Can we set a new,
                    925: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
                    926: than just posture?
                    927: </em>
1.182     deraadt   928: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148     deraadt   929: <p>
                    930: <em>
                    931: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851.  Arranged and performed
                    932: by Jonathan Lewis.
                    933: </em>
                    934: <br>
                    935:
                    936: <hr>
1.144     deraadt   937: <a name=55></a>
1.175     deraadt   938: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144     deraadt   939: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                    940: <tr>
1.182     deraadt   941: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144     deraadt   942: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                    943: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                    944: <br>
1.176     deraadt   945: 4:18 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
                    946: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144     deraadt   947: <br>
                    948: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
                    949: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt   950: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt   951: </td><td valign=top>
                    952: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
                    953: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
                    954: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
                    955: <br>
                    956: <br>
1.145     deraadt   957: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144     deraadt   958: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
                    959: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
                    960: <br>
                    961: <br>
                    962: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
                    963: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
                    964: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
                    965: <br>
                    966: <br>
1.145     deraadt   967: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144     deraadt   968: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
                    969: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    970: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    971: No bad hacks in time.<br>
                    972: <br>
                    973: <br>
                    974: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    975: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
                    976: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148     deraadt   977: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144     deraadt   978: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
                    979: </td></tr></table>
                    980: <em>
                    981: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
                    982: back to 1901.  This is known as the
                    983: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
                    984: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
                    985: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
                    986: <p>
1.146     guenther  987: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157     deraadt   988: solve this.
1.146     guenther  989: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
                    990: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
                    991: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
                    992: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
                    993: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144     deraadt   994: <p>
                    995: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146     guenther  996: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144     deraadt   997: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>.  This required a fair
                    998: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
                    999: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently.  There will
                   1000: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
                   1001: <p>
                   1002: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
                   1003: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
                   1004: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
                   1005: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
                   1006: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
                   1007: and Postgresql don't break anymore.  OpenBSD built that route.
                   1008: <p>
                   1009: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
                   1010: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148     deraadt  1011: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1012: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  1013: <p>
                   1014: <em>
                   1015: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther.  Vocals by Steve Pineo.
                   1016: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
                   1017: </em>
                   1018: <br>
                   1019:
                   1020: <hr>
1.137     deraadt  1021: <a name=54></a>
1.175     deraadt  1022: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137     deraadt  1023: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1024: <tr>
1.182     deraadt  1025: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137     deraadt  1026: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1027: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1028: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1029: 2:27 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
                   1030: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137     deraadt  1031: <br>
                   1032: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144     deraadt  1033: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137     deraadt  1034: <br>
                   1035: <br>
                   1036: <em>
                   1037: do { to loop<br>
                   1038: at least one time<br>
                   1039: <br>
                   1040: regexp,<br>
                   1041: to match a chunk of text<br>
                   1042: <br>
                   1043: main, the name,<br>
                   1044: by which I'm called<br>
                   1045: <br>
                   1046: for,<br>
                   1047: another kind of loop<br>
                   1048: <br>
                   1049: sem,<br>
                   1050: a way to block a thread<br>
                   1051: <br>
                   1052: log<br>
                   1053: a func to follow sem<br>
                   1054: <br>
                   1055: t,<br>
1.138     guenther 1056: a place to store the time<br>
1.137     deraadt  1057: <br>
                   1058: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
                   1059: <br>
                   1060: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1061: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  1062: </td><td valign=top>
1.137     deraadt  1063: <br>
                   1064: <br>
                   1065: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
                   1066: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
                   1067: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
                   1068: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                   1069: <br>
                   1070: <br>
                   1071: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
                   1072: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
                   1073: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
                   1074: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                   1075: <br>
                   1076: <br>
                   1077: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
                   1078: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
                   1079: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
                   1080: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
                   1081: <br>
                   1082: <br>
                   1083: (chorus)<br>
                   1084: <br>
                   1085: <br>
                   1086: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
                   1087: When I'm feeling mad<br>
                   1088: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
                   1089: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
                   1090: <br>
                   1091: <br>
                   1092: (repeat)<br>
                   1093: <br>
                   1094: <br>
                   1095: (chorus)<br>
                   1096: <br>
                   1097: <br>
                   1098: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
                   1099: When I'm feeling mad<br>
                   1100: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
                   1101: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
                   1102: <br>
                   1103: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1104: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137     deraadt  1105: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
                   1106: </td></tr></table>
                   1107: <p>
                   1108: <em>
                   1109: Lyrics by Philip Guenther.  Vocals by Allison Lynch.  Composition,
                   1110: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
                   1111: <br>
                   1112: <br>
                   1113: </em>
                   1114:
                   1115: <hr>
1.134     deraadt  1116: <a name=53></a>
1.175     deraadt  1117: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134     deraadt  1118: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1119: <tr>
1.182     deraadt  1120: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134     deraadt  1121: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1122: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1123: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1124: 3:07 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
                   1125: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134     deraadt  1126: <br>
                   1127: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
                   1128: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
                   1129: <br>
                   1130: <br>
                   1131: <em>
1.141     deraadt  1132: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134     deraadt  1133: <br>
                   1134: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1135: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  1136: </td><td valign=top>
1.134     deraadt  1137: <br>
                   1138: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
                   1139: <br>
                   1140: [laughs]<br>
                   1141: <br>
                   1142: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
                   1143: <br>
                   1144: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
                   1145: <br>
                   1146: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
                   1147: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
                   1148: <br>
                   1149: Time to dump core.<br>
                   1150: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1151: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134     deraadt  1152: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
                   1153: </td></tr></table>
                   1154: <p>
                   1155: <em>
                   1156: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
                   1157: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
                   1158: <br>
                   1159: <br>
                   1160: </em>
                   1161:
                   1162: <hr>
1.131     deraadt  1163: <a name=52></a>
1.175     deraadt  1164: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131     deraadt  1165: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1166: <tr>
                   1167: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                   1168: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1169: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1170: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1171: 3:01 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
                   1172: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131     deraadt  1173: <br>
                   1174: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135     rapha    1175: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131     deraadt  1176: <br>
                   1177: <br>
                   1178: <em>
1.132     beck     1179: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
                   1180: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
                   1181: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
                   1182: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
                   1183: under particular Linux distributions.
                   1184: <p>
                   1185: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
                   1186: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
                   1187: <p>
                   1188: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
                   1189: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157     deraadt  1190: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
                   1191: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132     beck     1192: <p>
                   1193: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
                   1194: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
                   1195: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
                   1196: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
                   1197: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
                   1198: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
                   1199: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157     deraadt  1200: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131     deraadt  1201: <br>
                   1202: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1203: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1204: </td><td valign=top>
1.131     deraadt  1205: <br>
1.132     beck     1206: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
                   1207: We are in every way Posix<br>
                   1208: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
                   1209: We won't need any other.<br>
                   1210: <br>
                   1211: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
                   1212: It's better than the last you know<br>
                   1213: Another million bits that changed<br>
                   1214: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133     mpf      1215: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
                   1216: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132     beck     1217: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
                   1218: <br>
                   1219: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
                   1220: Others can work around this hell<br>
                   1221: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
                   1222: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
                   1223: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
                   1224: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
                   1225: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
                   1226: We are Posix<br>
                   1227: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
                   1228: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131     deraadt  1229: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1230: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131     deraadt  1231: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
                   1232: </td></tr></table>
                   1233: <p>
                   1234: <em>
                   1235: Lyrics by Bob Beck.  Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals
                   1236: by Doug McKeag.  Guitar by Victor Farrell.  All other instruments,
                   1237: Jonathan Lewis.  Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
                   1238: Studios.
                   1239: <br>
                   1240: <br>
                   1241: </em>
                   1242:
                   1243: <hr>
1.126     deraadt  1244: <a name=51></a>
1.175     deraadt  1245: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126     deraadt  1246: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1247: <tr>
                   1248: <td valign="top" width="30%">
                   1249: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
                   1250: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1251: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1252: 2:47 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
                   1253: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126     deraadt  1254: <br>
                   1255: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
                   1256: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
                   1257: <br>
                   1258: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1259: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1260: </td><td valign=top>
1.126     deraadt  1261: <br>
                   1262: If you've got a bug<br>
                   1263: That you just can't shove<br>
                   1264: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1265: Bugbusters!<br>
                   1266: <br>
                   1267: Buffer overflow?<br>
                   1268: Don't know where to go<br>
                   1269: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1270: Bugbusters!<br>
                   1271: <br>
                   1272: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                   1273: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                   1274: <br>
                   1275: And you're off by one<br>
                   1276: And it ain't no fun<br>
                   1277: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1278: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71      deraadt  1279: <br>
1.126     deraadt  1280: If your system's down<br>
                   1281: And it makes you frown<br>
                   1282: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1283: Bugbusters!<br>
                   1284: <br>
                   1285: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                   1286: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
                   1287: <br>
                   1288: If you need a trace<br>
                   1289: Gonna win that race<br>
                   1290: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1291: Bugbusters!<br>
                   1292: <br>
                   1293: If you got a crash<br>
                   1294: And you got no cash<br>
                   1295: Who ya gonna install?<br>
                   1296: Bugbusters!<br>
                   1297: <br>
                   1298: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
                   1299: <br>
                   1300: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1301: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126     deraadt  1302: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
                   1303: </td></tr></table>
                   1304: <p>
                   1305: <em>
                   1306: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
                   1307: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
                   1308: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
                   1309: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                   1310: <br>
                   1311: <br>
                   1312: </em>
                   1313:
                   1314: <hr>
1.175     deraadt  1315: <a name=51b></a>
                   1316: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126     deraadt  1317: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1318: <tr>
                   1319: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129     deraadt  1320: This is an extra on
1.150     deraadt  1321: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126     deraadt  1322: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
                   1323: <br>
                   1324: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1325: 3:11 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
                   1326: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126     deraadt  1327: <br>
                   1328: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
                   1329: <br>
                   1330: <br>
                   1331: <em>
1.175     deraadt  1332: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126     deraadt  1333: <p>
                   1334: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
                   1335: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>.  We've held many many
                   1336: of them, all over the world.  Sub-groups of developers sit
                   1337: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
                   1338: <p>
                   1339: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
                   1340: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
                   1341: We've placed this phrase
1.186     tb       1342: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126     deraadt  1343: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
                   1344: <p>
1.150     deraadt  1345: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                   1346: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126     deraadt  1347: <p>
                   1348: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
                   1349: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
                   1350: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
                   1351: two bonus tracks).
                   1352: <p>
                   1353: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
                   1354: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1355: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1356: </td><td valign=top>
1.126     deraadt  1357: Shut up and hack!<br>
                   1358: In the hack room<br>
                   1359: In the back room<br>
                   1360: Wires everywhere<br>
                   1361: <br>
                   1362: At the tables<br>
                   1363: Fingers able<br>
                   1364: Take another dare!<br>
                   1365: <br>
                   1366: Close up your holes<br>
                   1367: Pick up the slack!<br>
                   1368: Get your head down!<br>
                   1369: Shut up and hack!<br>
                   1370: Close up your holes<br>
                   1371: Pick up the slack!<br>
                   1372: Get your head down!<br>
                   1373: Shut up and hack!<br>
                   1374: <br>
                   1375: Coding faster<br>
                   1376: You're the master<br>
                   1377: of security<br>
                   1378: <br>
                   1379: In your t-shirts<br>
                   1380: Hack till it hurts<br>
                   1381: This is how to be free<br>
                   1382: <br>
                   1383: CHORUS<br>
                   1384: <br>
                   1385: Hit the pub now<br>
                   1386: We're a club now<br>
                   1387: Trading genius for free<br>
                   1388: <br>
                   1389: Have a laugh and<br>
                   1390: Be a rock band<br>
                   1391: This is how it should be!<br>
                   1392: <br>
                   1393: CHORUS<br>
                   1394: <br>
1.182     deraadt  1395: </td><td>
1.71      deraadt  1396: <br>
                   1397: </td></tr></table>
1.20      deraadt  1398: <p>
1.104     deraadt  1399:
                   1400: <hr>
1.175     deraadt  1401: <a name=51c></a>
                   1402: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129     deraadt  1403: This is an extra on
1.150     deraadt  1404: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128     deraadt  1405: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
                   1406: <br>
                   1407: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1408: 4:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
                   1409: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128     deraadt  1410: <em>
                   1411: <p>
                   1412: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
                   1413: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
                   1414: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
                   1415:
                   1416: <p>
1.150     deraadt  1417: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                   1418: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128     deraadt  1419: </em>
                   1420: <br>
                   1421: <p>
                   1422:
                   1423: <hr>
1.124     deraadt  1424: <a name=50></a>
1.175     deraadt  1425: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124     deraadt  1426: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1427: <tr>
                   1428: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1429: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124     deraadt  1430: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1431: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1432: 3:03 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
                   1433: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124     deraadt  1434: <br>
                   1435: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
                   1436: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
                   1437: <br>
                   1438: <br>
                   1439: <em>
                   1440: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
                   1441: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
                   1442: for us for many releases.<br>
                   1443: This time I asked him to do some<br>
                   1444: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
                   1445: <br>
                   1446: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
                   1447: a parody magazine!<br>
                   1448: <br>
                   1449: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1450: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1451: </td><td valign=top>
1.124     deraadt  1452: <br>
                   1453: What? Me Worry?<br>
                   1454: Not with this stuff<br>
                   1455: Nobody gettin' in<br>
                   1456: Nobody get tough<br>
                   1457: <br>
                   1458: I'm a comic book kid<br>
                   1459: Having fun in the woods<br>
                   1460: Carving out toys<br>
                   1461: and makin' em good<br>
                   1462: <br>
                   1463: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
                   1464: I got so many tricks<br>
                   1465: I got undercover agents<br>
                   1466: Even out in the sticks<br>
                   1467: <br>
                   1468: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1469: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1470: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1471: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125     sthen    1472: <br>
1.124     deraadt  1473: Little black flies<br>
                   1474: on a pile of GNU<br>
                   1475: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
                   1476: And Imma comin' for you<br>
                   1477: <br>
1.125     sthen    1478: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124     deraadt  1479: That's my thang<br>
                   1480: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
                   1481: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
                   1482: <br>
                   1483: It's a mad mad world<br>
                   1484: and number 5 is alive<br>
                   1485: I gotta black submarine<br>
                   1486: and I'm built to survive<br>
                   1487: <br>
                   1488: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1489: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1490: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1491: And blocked out the sun<br>
                   1492: <br>
                   1493: Keep the source open<br>
                   1494: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125     sthen    1495: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124     deraadt  1496: Ya I don't need mix<br>
                   1497: <br>
                   1498: Got a stack o magazines<br>
                   1499: In my treehouse club<br>
                   1500: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
                   1501: Its secure ya bub<br>
                   1502: <br>
                   1503: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
                   1504: And a bubble gum tank<br>
                   1505: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
                   1506: some Open source stank<br>
                   1507: <br>
                   1508: Threw a brick through your window<br>
                   1509: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
                   1510: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
                   1511: And blocked out the sun<br>
                   1512: <br>
                   1513: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1514: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124     deraadt  1515: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
                   1516: </td></tr></table>
                   1517: <p>
                   1518: <em>
                   1519: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
                   1520: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
                   1521: Lewis.  Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
                   1522: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                   1523: <br>
                   1524: <br>
                   1525: </em>
                   1526:
                   1527: <hr>
1.123     deraadt  1528: <a name=49></a>
1.175     deraadt  1529: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123     deraadt  1530: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1531: <tr>
                   1532: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1533: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123     deraadt  1534: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1535: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1536: 3:43 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
                   1537: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123     deraadt  1538: <br>
                   1539: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
                   1540: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
                   1541: <br>
                   1542: <br>
                   1543: <em>
                   1544: This release is OpenBSD 4.9.  Then why is
                   1545: the song about 4.2?  Huh?<br>
                   1546: <br>
                   1547: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
                   1548: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
                   1549: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
                   1550: <br>
                   1551: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
                   1552: including his favorite number -- 42.  Therefore we can remember
                   1553: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
                   1554: <br>
                   1555: BSD 4.2 was
                   1556: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
                   1557: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
                   1558: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
                   1559: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
                   1560: virtual memory, etc.<br>
                   1561: <br>
                   1562: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
                   1563: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
                   1564: <br>
                   1565: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
                   1566: <br>
                   1567: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1568: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1569: </td><td valign=top>
1.123     deraadt  1570: <br>
                   1571: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
                   1572: before you can call him a man?<br>
                   1573: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
                   1574: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
                   1575: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
                   1576: before they are forever banned?<br>
                   1577: <br>
                   1578: The answer my friend<br>
                   1579: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1580: The answer<br>
                   1581: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1582: <br>
                   1583: How many years can a planet exist<br>
                   1584: before it is paved by the V?<br>
                   1585: How many years can some source code exist<br>
                   1586: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
                   1587: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
                   1588: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
                   1589: <br>
                   1590: The answer my friend<br>
                   1591: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1592: The answer<br>
                   1593: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1594: <br>
                   1595: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
                   1596: to share what is already ours?<br>
                   1597: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
                   1598: To end up not getting far?<br>
                   1599: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
                   1600: before we can hear every star?<br>
                   1601: <br>
                   1602: The answer my friend<br>
                   1603: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1604: The answer<br>
                   1605: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1606: <br>
                   1607: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
                   1608: with ships that are silicon made<br>
                   1609: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
                   1610: our future is made in the shade<br>
                   1611: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
                   1612: Inside everything that we use?<br>
                   1613: <br>
                   1614: The answer my friend<br>
                   1615: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1616: The answer<br>
                   1617: BSD 4.2<br>
                   1618: <br>
                   1619: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1620: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123     deraadt  1621: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
                   1622: </td></tr></table>
                   1623: <p>
                   1624: <em>
                   1625: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
                   1626: (www.tysemaka.com).  Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
                   1627: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
                   1628: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
                   1629: <br>
                   1630: <br>
                   1631: </em>
                   1632:
                   1633: <hr>
1.120     deraadt  1634: <a name=48></a>
1.175     deraadt  1635: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120     deraadt  1636: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1637: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1638: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1639: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120     deraadt  1640: an uncompressed copy of<br>
                   1641: this song.<br>
                   1642: <br>
                   1643: [Instrumental]<br>
                   1644: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1645: 2:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
                   1646: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120     deraadt  1647: <br>
                   1648: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136     sthen    1649: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120     deraadt  1650: <br>
                   1651: <br>
                   1652: <em>
                   1653: [Sorry, no commentary]
                   1654: <br>
                   1655: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1656: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1657: </td><td valign=top>
1.120     deraadt  1658: <br>
                   1659: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1660: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120     deraadt  1661: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
                   1662: </td></tr></table>
                   1663: <p>
                   1664: <em>
                   1665: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
                   1666: <br>
                   1667: <br>
                   1668: </em>
                   1669:
                   1670: <hr>
1.119     deraadt  1671: <a name=47></a>
1.175     deraadt  1672: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119     deraadt  1673: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1674: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1675: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1676: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119     deraadt  1677: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1678: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1679: 4:39 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
                   1680: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119     deraadt  1681: <br>
                   1682: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136     sthen    1683: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119     deraadt  1684: <br>
                   1685: <br>
                   1686: <em>
                   1687: [Sorry, no commentary]
                   1688: <br>
                   1689: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1690: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1691: </td><td valign=top>
1.119     deraadt  1692: <br>
                   1693: Back when I was twenty<br>
                   1694: They said I wouldn't last<br>
                   1695: All that I believed in<br>
                   1696: Were the teachings of the past<br>
                   1697: <br>
                   1698: All I ever wanted<br>
                   1699: Was to keep the world secure<br>
                   1700: And all the criticizing<br>
                   1701: Was something I'd endure<br>
                   1702: <br>
                   1703: The changes that I've been through<br>
                   1704: And the trials along the way<br>
                   1705: The battle isn't over<br>
                   1706: And I'm living day by day<br>
                   1707: <br>
                   1708: But I'm still here<br>
                   1709: <br>
                   1710: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
                   1711: But I'm just being me<br>
                   1712: With my filter I can hide<br>
                   1713: My true identity<br>
                   1714: <br>
                   1715: One day when I was flying<br>
                   1716: Across the open skies<br>
                   1717: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
                   1718: Had been weakened over time<br>
                   1719: <br>
                   1720: The server room was burning up<br>
                   1721: And melting the array<br>
                   1722: A little breath of cold air<br>
                   1723: Was enough to save the day<br>
                   1724: <br>
                   1725: CHORUS:<br>
                   1726: But I'm still here<br>
                   1727: Better than I've ever been before<br>
                   1728: I'm still free<br>
                   1729: Close a window, open up a door<br>
                   1730: I'm still me<br>
                   1731: <br>
                   1732: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
                   1733: <br>
                   1734: Now that I am older<br>
                   1735: And I've been around so long<br>
                   1736: The world is ever changing<br>
                   1737: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
                   1738: <br>
                   1739: CHORUS:<br>
                   1740: <br>
                   1741: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1742: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119     deraadt  1743: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
                   1744: </td></tr></table>
                   1745: <p>
                   1746: <em>
                   1747: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella.  Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172     benno    1748: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis.  Bass, additional programming,
                   1749: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119     deraadt  1750: <br>
                   1751: <br>
                   1752: </em>
                   1753:
                   1754: <hr>
1.116     deraadt  1755: <a name=46></a>
1.175     deraadt  1756: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116     deraadt  1757: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1758: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1759: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1760: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116     deraadt  1761: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1762: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1763: 2:38 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
                   1764: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116     deraadt  1765: <br>
                   1766: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1767: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116     deraadt  1768: <br>
                   1769: <br>
                   1770: <em>
1.119     deraadt  1771: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116     deraadt  1772: <br>
                   1773: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1774: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1775: </td><td valign=top>
1.116     deraadt  1776: <br>
                   1777: Welcome to the future<br>
                   1778: One very rich man<br>
                   1779: runs the Earth with<br>
                   1780: one multinational<br>
                   1781: owns your stuff<br>
                   1782: and owns your birth<br>
                   1783: <br>
                   1784: Everyone is armless<br>
                   1785: Personal robots<br>
                   1786: Do it all for you<br>
                   1787: Sitting on your slug head<br>
                   1788: One channel TV<br>
                   1789: never gonna bore you<br>
                   1790: <br>
                   1791: CHORUS<br>
                   1792: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
                   1793: or a way to die<br>
                   1794: while alive and a loser<br>
                   1795: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117     damien   1796: And I'll never last<br>
1.116     deraadt  1797: on the Planet of the Users<br>
                   1798: <br>
                   1799: Everyone is happy<br>
                   1800: No more government<br>
                   1801: No more media<br>
                   1802: Only the Company<br>
                   1803: Entertains you<br>
                   1804: while it feeds you<br>
                   1805: <br>
                   1806: Soylent Green pap<br>
                   1807: Eating your friends while<br>
                   1808: shopping, buying<br>
                   1809: Stupid applications<br>
                   1810: Obsolete before you try them<br>
                   1811: <br>
                   1812: CHORUS<br>
                   1813: <br>
                   1814: Take me back<br>
                   1815: Take me back<br>
                   1816: Please<br>
                   1817: Take me back<br>
                   1818: <br>
                   1819: Way back in my time<br>
                   1820: Open source kept<br>
                   1821: everyone choosing<br>
                   1822: People knew the insides<br>
                   1823: Of devices they were using<br>
                   1824: <br>
                   1825: Hackers had a doorway<br>
                   1826: Now it's locked and<br>
                   1827: dumbed down so much<br>
                   1828: One button coma<br>
                   1829: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
                   1830: <br>
                   1831: CHORUS<br>
                   1832: <br>
                   1833: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1834: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116     deraadt  1835: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
                   1836: </td></tr></table>
                   1837: <p>
                   1838: <em>
                   1839: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
                   1840: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
                   1841: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157     deraadt  1842: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116     deraadt  1843: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   1844: <br>
                   1845: <br>
                   1846: </em>
                   1847:
                   1848: <hr>
1.108     deraadt  1849: <a name=45></a>
1.175     deraadt  1850: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108     deraadt  1851: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1852: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1853: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1854: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108     deraadt  1855: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1856: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1857: 3:29 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
                   1858: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108     deraadt  1859: <br>
                   1860: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1861: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108     deraadt  1862: <br>
                   1863: <br>
                   1864: <em>
1.119     deraadt  1865: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108     deraadt  1866: <br>
                   1867: </em>
1.182     deraadt  1868: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   1869: </td><td valign=top>
1.108     deraadt  1870: <br>
                   1871: I love to hate my PC<br>
                   1872: But now it's not so easy<br>
                   1873: Just wanna get this job done<br>
                   1874: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
                   1875: <br>
                   1876: You wanna know the truth?<br>
                   1877: Intel's controlling you<br>
                   1878: And Microsoft is too<br>
                   1879: But this is nothing new<br>
                   1880: <br>
                   1881: With A.C.P.I.<br>
                   1882: This endless mess so corporate<br>
                   1883: Tangles and angles<br>
                   1884: In what could be straight forward<br>
                   1885: <br>
                   1886: Lost connections<br>
                   1887: Lost my mind<br>
                   1888: It's such a waste of time<br>
                   1889: <br>
                   1890: CHORUS<br>
                   1891: <br>
                   1892: Now on the motherboard<br>
                   1893: Where all my life is stored<br>
                   1894: Playing with garbage there<br>
                   1895: With rules so unfair<br>
                   1896: <br>
                   1897: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109     deraadt  1898: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108     deraadt  1899: Forcing us all to play<br>
                   1900: Our progress interrupted<br>
                   1901: <br>
                   1902: Lost connections<br>
                   1903: Lost my mind<br>
                   1904: It's such a waste of time<br>
                   1905: <br>
                   1906: CHORUS<br>
                   1907: <br>
                   1908: Yes I'm a user<br>
                   1909: And I'm not the only one<br>
                   1910: I'm not a loser<br>
                   1911: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
                   1912: <br>
                   1913: And we will find it<br>
                   1914: The pin in all this heartache<br>
                   1915: Map our devices<br>
                   1916: And we know what it'll take<br>
                   1917: <br>
                   1918: Lost connections<br>
                   1919: Lost my mind<br>
                   1920: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
                   1921: <br>
                   1922: (bridge)<br>
                   1923: On and on<br>
                   1924: Can we all be wrong?<br>
                   1925: All and all<br>
                   1926: We are one<br>
                   1927: Clean the dream<br>
                   1928: Gone wrong<br>
                   1929: We are Tron<br>
                   1930: On and on and on<br>
                   1931: <br>
                   1932: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
                   1933: <br>
                   1934: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
                   1935: <br>
                   1936: CHORUS<br>
                   1937: dumb dumb dumb<br>
                   1938: <br>
1.148     deraadt  1939: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108     deraadt  1940: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
                   1941: </td></tr></table>
                   1942: <p>
                   1943: <em>
                   1944: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                   1945: Theo de Raadt.  Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
                   1946: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157     deraadt  1947: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  1948: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108     deraadt  1949: <br>
                   1950: <br>
                   1951: </em>
                   1952:
                   1953: <hr>
1.104     deraadt  1954: <a name=44></a>
1.175     deraadt  1955: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104     deraadt  1956: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   1957: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  1958: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  1959: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104     deraadt  1960: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   1961: <br>
1.176     deraadt  1962: 3:05 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
                   1963: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104     deraadt  1964: <br>
                   1965: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  1966: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104     deraadt  1967: <br>
                   1968: <br>
                   1969: <em>
                   1970: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
                   1971: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121     deraadt  1972: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104     deraadt  1973: We recommend you read his story, entitled
                   1974: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
                   1975: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
                   1976: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
                   1977: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
                   1978: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
                   1979: probably not been read by enough people.
                   1980: <br>
                   1981: <br>
                   1982: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
                   1983: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
                   1984: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
                   1985: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
                   1986: than the lawsuit which followed.  Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
                   1987: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
                   1988: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
                   1989: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
                   1990: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
                   1991: <br>
                   1992: <br>
                   1993: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
                   1994: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
                   1995: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
                   1996: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
                   1997: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
                   1998: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
                   1999: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
                   2000: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
                   2001: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
                   2002: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
                   2003: <br>
                   2004: <br>
1.105     deraadt  2005: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104     deraadt  2006: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
                   2007: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
                   2008: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
                   2009: <br>
                   2010: <br>
                   2011: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
                   2012: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
                   2013: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
                   2014: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
                   2015: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free.  A few newer developments
                   2016: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
                   2017: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
                   2018: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
                   2019: <br>
                   2020: <br>
                   2021: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
                   2022: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
                   2023: <br>
                   2024: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2025: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2026: </td><td valign=top>
1.104     deraadt  2027: <br>
                   2028: <center>
                   2029: <br>
                   2030: Source Wars<br>
                   2031: Episode IV<br>
                   2032: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
                   2033: </center>
                   2034: <br>
                   2035: Not so very long ago<br>
                   2036: and not so far away<br>
                   2037: AT&T made system code<br>
                   2038: and gave some bits away<br>
                   2039: <br>
                   2040: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
                   2041: better, faster, more diverse<br>
                   2042: This open thing was wonderful<br>
                   2043: for everyone on Earth<br>
                   2044: <br>
                   2045: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
                   2046: The Empire changed its mind<br>
                   2047: And good old greed was back again<br>
                   2048: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
                   2049: <br>
                   2050: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
                   2051: sued BSDi from above<br>
                   2052: The code is free but<br>
                   2053: only we can sell it bub!<br>
                   2054: <br>
                   2055: The University came calling<br>
                   2056: in full protective mode<br>
1.106     deraadt  2057: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104     deraadt  2058: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
                   2059: <br>
                   2060: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
                   2061: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
                   2062: And showed the giant chunks<br>
                   2063: of BSD code all around<br>
                   2064: <br>
                   2065: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
                   2066: of credit front to back<br>
                   2067: This broke the license USL<br>
                   2068: was using to attack<br>
                   2069: <br>
                   2070: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
                   2071: and "settled" out of court<br>
                   2072: And UCB was big enough<br>
                   2073: to take it like a sport<br>
                   2074: <br>
                   2075: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
                   2076: Now did we win or lose?<br>
                   2077: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
                   2078: every book with proper dues<br>
                   2079: <br>
                   2080: And take out ads in major rags<br>
                   2081: apologetically<br>
                   2082: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
                   2083: the same monopoly<br>
                   2084: <br>
                   2085: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
                   2086: down if everybody saw<br>
                   2087: How greed became so big<br>
                   2088: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
                   2089: <br>
                   2090: But only one community<br>
                   2091: the one that makes it tick<br>
                   2092: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
                   2093: exposing hypocrites<br>
                   2094: <br>
                   2095: And OpenBSD is here<br>
                   2096: to tell the story right<br>
                   2097: Once again the fight is fought<br>
                   2098: and kept in shining light<br>
                   2099: <br>
                   2100: And may the source be with you<br>
                   2101: May the Empire fall apart<br>
                   2102: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
                   2103: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
                   2104: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2105: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104     deraadt  2106: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
                   2107: </td></tr></table>
                   2108: <p>
                   2109: <em>
                   2110: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
                   2111: Clarinet by Cedric Blary.  Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
                   2112: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  2113: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2114: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104     deraadt  2115: <br>
                   2116: <br>
                   2117: </em>
1.20      deraadt  2118:
                   2119: <hr>
1.95      deraadt  2120: <a name=43></a>
1.175     deraadt  2121: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95      deraadt  2122: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2123: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2124: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2125: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95      deraadt  2126: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2127: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2128: 4:48 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
                   2129: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95      deraadt  2130: <br>
                   2131: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
                   2132: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
                   2133: <br>
                   2134: <br>
                   2135: <em>
                   2136: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
                   2137: who is a lot like
                   2138: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
                   2139: <br>
                   2140: <br>
                   2141: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102     deraadt  2142: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
                   2143: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
                   2144: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95      deraadt  2145: to deplane.  Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
                   2146: the cockpit he refused to sit down.  The plane exited the queue
1.96      deraadt  2147: and returned to the airport gangway.  Security personnel ran onto
1.95      deraadt  2148: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
                   2149: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
                   2150: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans.  A few
                   2151: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
                   2152: so we have an accurate story of the events.
                   2153: <br>
                   2154: <br>
                   2155: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
                   2156: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us.  He believes
                   2157: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
                   2158: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
                   2159: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
                   2160: alone -- and then lies to the public.  Richard Stallman is no Spock.
                   2161: <br>
                   2162: <br>
                   2163: We release our software in ways that are maximally free.  We
                   2164: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
                   2165: requirement to be known as the authors.  We follow a pattern of
                   2166: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
                   2167: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
                   2168: influence which he could use so falsely.
                   2169: <br>
                   2170: <br>
                   2171: We have a development sub-tree called "ports".  Our "ports" tree
                   2172: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
                   2173: OpenBSD users can use more easily.  A scaffold of Makefiles and
                   2174: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
                   2175: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
                   2176: neat little tarballs.  This is provided as a convenience for
1.97      okan     2177: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95      deraadt  2178: from our main source tree.  Some of the software which is fetched
                   2179: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
                   2180: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
                   2181: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
                   2182: <br>
                   2183: <br>
                   2184: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
                   2185: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
                   2186: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
                   2187: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
                   2188: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
                   2189: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
                   2190: <br>
                   2191: <br>
                   2192: That man is a false leader.  He is a hypocrite.  There may be some
                   2193: people who listen to him.  But we don't listen to people who do not
                   2194: follow their own stupid rules.
                   2195: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2196: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2197: </td><td valign=top>
1.95      deraadt  2198: <br>
                   2199: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
                   2200: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
                   2201: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
                   2202: Tempting harpies<br>
                   2203: 13 years of treachery<br>
                   2204: <br>
                   2205: <br>
                   2206: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
                   2207: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
                   2208: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
                   2209: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
                   2210: <br>
                   2211: <br>
                   2212: But something's wrong with them<br>
                   2213: They will not take our free wares<br>
                   2214: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99      deraadt  2215: Why are you so scared?<br>
                   2216: Why?"<br>
1.95      deraadt  2217: <br>
                   2218: <br>
                   2219: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
                   2220: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98      okan     2221: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95      deraadt  2222: There are many new laws"<br>
                   2223: <br>
                   2224: <br>
1.98      okan     2225: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95      deraadt  2226: "Puffy!<br>
                   2227: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
                   2228: <br>
                   2229: <br>
                   2230: "First rule one dictates<br>
                   2231: You cannot give your code away"<br>
                   2232: <br>
                   2233: <br>
                   2234: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
                   2235: <br>
                   2236: <br>
                   2237: "And rule two dictates<br>
                   2238: You must give it to me<br>
                   2239: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
                   2240: <br>
                   2241: <br>
                   2242: "The list goes on of course<br>
                   2243: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
                   2244: <br>
                   2245: <br>
                   2246: "This is madness!<br>
                   2247: He has lost his mind!<br>
                   2248: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
                   2249: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
                   2250: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
                   2251: <br>
                   2252: <br>
                   2253: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
                   2254: <br>
                   2255: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2256: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95      deraadt  2257: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
                   2258: </td></tr></table>
                   2259: <p>
                   2260: <em>
                   2261: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
                   2262: Nikkos Diochnos.  Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos.  Baglama,
                   2263: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101     naddy    2264: n&eacute; Jonathan Lewis.  Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, n&eacute; Allen Baekeland.
                   2265: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, n&eacute; Ben Johnson.  Recorded, mixed,
1.157     deraadt  2266: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2267: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95      deraadt  2268: <br>
                   2269: <br>
                   2270: </em>
                   2271:
                   2272: <hr>
1.90      deraadt  2273: <a name=42></a>
1.175     deraadt  2274: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90      deraadt  2275: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2276: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2277: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2278: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90      deraadt  2279: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2280: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2281: 4:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
                   2282: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90      deraadt  2283: <br>
                   2284: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
                   2285: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
                   2286: <br>
                   2287: <br>
                   2288: <em>
                   2289: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91      merdely  2290: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90      deraadt  2291: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
                   2292: that can be shared with anyone.  Many other projects purport to share
                   2293: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
                   2294: Source" and "Free Software".  Given how many projects there are one
                   2295: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
                   2296: seem to work out that way.  A variety of desires drag many projects
                   2297: away from the ideals very quickly.
                   2298: <p>
1.93      jmc      2299: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91      merdely  2300: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90      deraadt  2301: available to those who will surrender their moral code.  A project
                   2302: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
                   2303: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
                   2304: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
                   2305: inside copyright notices.  All of these choices surrender some subset
                   2306: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this.  Sure, we care about
                   2307: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
                   2308: <p>
                   2309: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
                   2310: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91      merdely  2311: resulting in a good number of successes.  This success had led to much
1.90      deraadt  2312: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
                   2313: led to other issues.
                   2314: <p>
                   2315: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
                   2316: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
                   2317: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
                   2318: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
                   2319: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
                   2320: <p>
                   2321: That's the best we can expect from companies.  After all, we make our
                   2322: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
                   2323: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years.  But we can expect more
                   2324: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
                   2325: projects.
                   2326: <p>
                   2327: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
                   2328: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL.  The participants
                   2329: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
                   2330: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
                   2331: into Linux (and all other code bases).  We don't want this to come off
                   2332: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
                   2333: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
                   2334: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true.  Run for yourself,
                   2335: not for their agenda.
                   2336: <p>
                   2337: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others.  We do
                   2338: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can.  We
                   2339: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
                   2340: image.  We are here to have fun doing right.
                   2341: <p>
                   2342: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2343: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2344: </td><td valign=top>
1.90      deraadt  2345: <br>
                   2346: The starting line is nervous<br>
                   2347: we burst upon the course<br>
                   2348: Electric is our passion<br>
                   2349: An open hearted force<br>
                   2350: <br>
                   2351: The water's full of dangers<br>
                   2352: That interrupt the flow<br>
                   2353: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92      deraadt  2354: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90      deraadt  2355: <br>
                   2356: *Give and get back some<br>
                   2357: Sharing it all<br>
                   2358: Path we know best<br>
                   2359: we're having a ball<br>
                   2360: Opulent mission<br>
                   2361: Lost in our passion<br>
                   2362: You can still choose<br>
                   2363: If you don't swim to win<br>
                   2364: you'll never lose*<br>
                   2365: <br>
                   2366: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
                   2367: <br>
                   2368: The window is a wall by now<br>
                   2369: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
                   2370: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
                   2371: Mistaking us for foes<br>
                   2372: <br>
                   2373: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
                   2374: Flies too close to itself<br>
                   2375: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
                   2376: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
                   2377: <br>
                   2378: *CHORUS*<br>
                   2379: <br>
                   2380: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
                   2381: <br>
                   2382: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
                   2383: but this is not a race<br>
                   2384: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
                   2385: for first or second place<br>
                   2386: <br>
                   2387: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
                   2388: Were traded for real goals<br>
                   2389: The vision and the mission lost<br>
                   2390: For those with corporate souls<br>
                   2391: <br>
                   2392: *Give and get back some<br>
                   2393: Sharing it all<br>
                   2394: Path we know best<br>
                   2395: we're having a ball<br>
                   2396: Give and get zeros<br>
                   2397: Give and get ones<br>
                   2398: Given to you but<br>
                   2399: Not you to us<br>
                   2400: Opulent mission<br>
                   2401: Lost in our passion<br>
                   2402: You can still choose<br>
                   2403: If you don't swim to win<br>
                   2404: you'll never lose<br>
                   2405: You'll never lose*<br>
                   2406: <br>
                   2407: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2408: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90      deraadt  2409: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
                   2410: </td></tr></table>
                   2411: <p>
                   2412: <em>
                   2413: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157     deraadt  2414: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2415: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172     benno    2416: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90      deraadt  2417: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
                   2418: Jonathan Lewis.  Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
                   2419: <br>
                   2420: <br>
                   2421: </em>
                   2422:
                   2423: <hr>
1.81      deraadt  2424: <a name=41></a>
1.175     deraadt  2425: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81      deraadt  2426: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2427: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2428: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2429: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81      deraadt  2430: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2431: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2432: 4:19 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
                   2433: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81      deraadt  2434: <br>
                   2435: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
                   2436: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
                   2437: <br>
                   2438: <br>
                   2439: <em>
                   2440: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
                   2441: is device support.  No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
                   2442: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
                   2443: hardware that is available on the market.  It is therefore rather unsurprising
                   2444: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
                   2445: device support.
                   2446: <p>
1.85      mbalmer  2447: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81      deraadt  2448: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
                   2449: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
                   2450: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
                   2451: time to read the free code.  Device drivers pose an additional and significant
                   2452: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
                   2453: of their devices.  The devices are black boxes.  And often they are surprisingly
                   2454: weird, or even buggy.
                   2455: <p>
                   2456: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
                   2457: become extremely hairy.  Groups of developers have found themselves focused
                   2458: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
                   2459: the hardware is a complete mystery.  Access to documentation can ease
                   2460: these difficulties rapidly.  However, getting access to the chip documentation
                   2461: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation.  If we had open access to
1.84      matthieu 2462: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81      deraadt  2463: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
                   2464: OpenBSD, either).
                   2465: <p>
                   2466: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
                   2467: our position is often weak.  One would assume that the modern market is fair,
                   2468: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors.  But
                   2469: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
                   2470: 20 years building
1.83      wvdputte 2471: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81      deraadt  2472: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
                   2473: <p>
1.82      jsg      2474: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87      tom      2475: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81      deraadt  2476: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation.  This has effectively put Linux
                   2477: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
                   2478: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
                   2479: requesting documentation.  In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
                   2480: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
                   2481: would be fantastic by now.
                   2482: <p>
                   2483: We only ask that
1.83      wvdputte 2484: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81      deraadt  2485: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
                   2486: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2487: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2488: </td><td valign=top>
1.81      deraadt  2489: <br>
                   2490: Here's an old story ...<br>
                   2491: <br>
                   2492: <br>
                   2493: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
                   2494: We all know the details<br>
                   2495: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
                   2496: some serious loot,<br>
                   2497: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
                   2498: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
                   2499: The little guy who<br>
                   2500: did the best with what he had<br>
                   2501: <br>
                   2502: <br>
                   2503: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
                   2504: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
                   2505: in moderation<br>
                   2506: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
                   2507: <br>
                   2508: <br>
                   2509: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
                   2510: never give him the password<br>
                   2511: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
                   2512: stop - being - his brother.<br>
                   2513: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86      tom      2514: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81      deraadt  2515: So do the best with what you have<br>
                   2516: <br>
                   2517: <br>
                   2518: Beyond the lessons  -  you must know this<br>
                   2519: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
                   2520: But unlike Vendors,<br>
                   2521: he at least keeps the door open<br>
                   2522: <br>
                   2523: <br>
                   2524: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
                   2525: Look upon their words and despair<br>
                   2526: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
                   2527: then made him better off dead<br>
                   2528: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
                   2529: <br>
                   2530: <br>
                   2531: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
                   2532: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
                   2533: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
                   2534: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
                   2535: for each consecutive cut<br>
                   2536: But with the salty water of labour<br>
                   2537: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
                   2538: <br>
                   2539: <br>
                   2540: It's not whether you're well off<br>
                   2541: it's where you dig the well<br>
                   2542: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
                   2543: the little guy does right<br>
                   2544: <br>
                   2545: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2546: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81      deraadt  2547: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
                   2548: </td></tr></table>
                   2549: <p>
                   2550: <em>
1.157     deraadt  2551: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2552: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   2553: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81      deraadt  2554: <br>
                   2555: <br>
                   2556: </em>
                   2557:
                   2558: <hr>
1.175     deraadt  2559: <a name=40b></a>
                   2560: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76      deraadt  2561: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2562: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2563: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2564: This is the extra song on the
1.150     deraadt  2565: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126     deraadt  2566: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
                   2567: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2568: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2569: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
                   2570: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2571: <br>
                   2572: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
                   2573: <br>
                   2574: <br>
                   2575: <em>
1.126     deraadt  2576: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
                   2577: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76      deraadt  2578: <p>
                   2579: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
                   2580: and music for each OpenBSD release.
                   2581: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
                   2582: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111     deraadt  2583: <p>
1.150     deraadt  2584: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
                   2585: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111     deraadt  2586: <p>
1.126     deraadt  2587: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
                   2588: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.  All the
                   2589: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111     deraadt  2590: <p>
1.126     deraadt  2591: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76      deraadt  2592: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2593: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2594: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  2595: Be Open<br>
                   2596: Be Vocal<br>
                   2597: Stay Open<br>
                   2598: Stay Vocal<br>
                   2599: <br>
                   2600: (repeat)<br>
                   2601: <br>
                   2602: OpenBSD<br>
                   2603: <br>
                   2604: Twice a year,<br>
                   2605: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
                   2606: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
                   2607: and take strips out of liars.<br>
                   2608: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
                   2609: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
                   2610: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78      deraadt  2611: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76      deraadt  2612: and a license application<br>
                   2613: is a fishybomination<br>
                   2614: and a random allocation<br>
                   2615: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
                   2616: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
                   2617: OK stop.<br>
                   2618: I get it.<br>
                   2619: Some asshole lied.<br>
                   2620: <br>
                   2621: And then he says,<br>
1.78      deraadt  2622: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76      deraadt  2623: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
                   2624: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
                   2625: in the cyber cider documation<br>
                   2626: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
                   2627: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
                   2628: OK stop.<br>
                   2629: I get it.<br>
1.166     awolk    2630: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76      deraadt  2631: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
                   2632: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
                   2633: I get it.<br>
                   2634: Where's my pencils?<br>
                   2635: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144     deraadt  2636: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  2637: Be Open<br>
                   2638: Be Vocal<br>
                   2639: Stay Open<br>
                   2640: Stay Vocal<br>
                   2641: <br>
                   2642: (repeat)<br>
                   2643: <br>
                   2644: Then he has another beer and<br>
                   2645: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
                   2646: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
                   2647: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
                   2648: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
                   2649: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
                   2650: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
                   2651: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
                   2652: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
                   2653: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
                   2654: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
                   2655: every time, every song!<br>
                   2656: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
                   2657: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
                   2658: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
                   2659: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
                   2660: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
                   2661: <br>
                   2662: (beat boxin')<br>
                   2663: <br>
                   2664: <br>
                   2665: </td></tr></table>
                   2666: <p>
                   2667: <em>
                   2668: <br>
                   2669: </em>
                   2670:
                   2671: <hr>
                   2672: <a name=40></a>
1.175     deraadt  2673: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76      deraadt  2674: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2675: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2676: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2677: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76      deraadt  2678: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2679: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2680: 2:40 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
                   2681: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2682: <br>
                   2683: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
                   2684: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
                   2685: <br>
                   2686: <br>
                   2687: <em>
                   2688: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77      deraadt  2689: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76      deraadt  2690: servers.  But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77      deraadt  2691: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76      deraadt  2692: <br>
                   2693: <br>
                   2694: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77      deraadt  2695: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
                   2696: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76      deraadt  2697: the discs are full of (only) correct code.  Ty Semaka works for
                   2698: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
                   2699: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
                   2700: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
                   2701: <br>
                   2702: <br>
                   2703: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
                   2704: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
                   2705: <br>
                   2706: <br>
                   2707: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
                   2708: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
                   2709: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
                   2710: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
                   2711: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77      deraadt  2712: <br>
                   2713: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2714: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
                   2715: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77      deraadt  2716: of this too.  Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
                   2717: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync.  It is
                   2718: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76      deraadt  2719: <br>
                   2720: <br>
                   2721: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
                   2722: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
                   2723: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
                   2724: other developers.
                   2725: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2726: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2727: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  2728: <br>
                   2729: <br>
                   2730: <br>
                   2731: Humppa negala<br>
                   2732: Humppa negala<br>
                   2733: Humppa negala<br>
                   2734: Venismechah<br>
                   2735: <br>
                   2736: Humppa negala<br>
                   2737: Humppa negala<br>
                   2738: Humppa negala<br>
                   2739: Venismechah<br>
                   2740: <br>
                   2741: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2742: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2743: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2744: Venismechah<br>
                   2745: <br>
                   2746: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2747: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2748: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2749: Venismechah<br>
                   2750: <br>
                   2751: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   2752: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2753: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2754: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2755: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2756: uru achim!<br>
                   2757: uru achim!<br>
                   2758: OpenBSD!<br>
                   2759: <br>
                   2760: <br>
                   2761: (circus torture)<br>
                   2762: <br>
                   2763: <br>
                   2764: Humppa negala<br>
                   2765: Humppa negala<br>
                   2766: Humppa negala<br>
                   2767: Venismechah<br>
                   2768: <br>
                   2769: Humppa negala<br>
                   2770: Humppa negala<br>
                   2771: Humppa negala<br>
                   2772: Venismechah<br>
                   2773: <br>
                   2774: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2775: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2776: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2777: Venismechah<br>
                   2778: <br>
                   2779: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2780: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2781: Humppa neranenah<br>
                   2782: Venismechah<br>
                   2783: <br>
                   2784: Uru, uru achim!<br>
                   2785: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2786: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2787: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2788: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
                   2789: uru achim!<br>
                   2790: uru achim!<br>
                   2791: OpenBSD!<br>
                   2792: <br>
                   2793: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2794: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2795: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
                   2796: </td></tr></table>
                   2797: <p>
                   2798: <em>
1.90      deraadt  2799: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163     naddy    2800: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fu&#269;&iacute;k.
1.157     deraadt  2801: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2802: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
                   2803: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94      tobias   2804: Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.76      deraadt  2805: <br>
                   2806: <br>
                   2807: </em>
                   2808:
                   2809: <hr>
1.63      deraadt  2810: <a name=39></a>
1.175     deraadt  2811: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63      deraadt  2812: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2813: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2814: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2815: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63      deraadt  2816: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2817: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2818: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
                   2819: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63      deraadt  2820: <br>
1.76      deraadt  2821: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  2822: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63      deraadt  2823: <br>
                   2824: <br>
                   2825: <em>
                   2826: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
                   2827: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
                   2828: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
                   2829: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
                   2830: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
                   2831: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
                   2832: <br>
                   2833: <br>
                   2834: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
                   2835: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
                   2836: <br>
                   2837: <br>
                   2838: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
                   2839: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
                   2840: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
                   2841: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
                   2842: <br>
                   2843: <br>
                   2844: <ul>
                   2845: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
                   2846: at any time.<br>
                   2847: <br>
                   2848: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
                   2849: <br>
                   2850: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
                   2851: <br>
                   2852: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
                   2853: <br>
                   2854: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
                   2855: <br>
                   2856: <li>
                   2857: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
                   2858: less portable.<br>
                   2859: <br>
                   2860: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
                   2861: </ul>
                   2862: <br>
                   2863: <br>
                   2864: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
                   2865: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
                   2866: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
                   2867: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
                   2868: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157     deraadt  2869: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63      deraadt  2870: </em>
1.182     deraadt  2871: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   2872: </td><td valign=top>
1.63      deraadt  2873: <br><br><br>
                   2874: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
                   2875: when we found him on the beach,<br>
                   2876: there was nothin' shady<br>
                   2877: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
                   2878: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
                   2879: and his first little word was adorable<br>
                   2880: <br>
                   2881: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2882: blah blah blah<br>
                   2883: Blah!<br>
                   2884: <br>
                   2885: <br>
                   2886: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
                   2887: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
                   2888: <br>
                   2889: <br>
                   2890: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
                   2891: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
                   2892: with a drop of goo<br>
                   2893: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
                   2894: But by the time he graduated<br>
                   2895: Blob was business slime!<br>
                   2896: <br>
                   2897: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2898: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2899: blah blah<br>
                   2900: <br>
                   2901: <br>
                   2902: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
                   2903: <br>
                   2904: <br>
                   2905: Now everybody had it<br>
                   2906: they was drivin' around<br>
                   2907: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
                   2908: for convenience now<br>
                   2909: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
                   2910: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
                   2911: <br>
                   2912: <br>
                   2913: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2914: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2915: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2916: blah blah<br>
                   2917: <br>
                   2918: <br>
                   2919: It's linkin' time!<br>
                   2920: <br>
                   2921: <br>
                   2922: Now it was out of control<br>
                   2923: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
                   2924: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
                   2925: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
                   2926: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
                   2927: <br>
                   2928: <br>
                   2929: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2930: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2931: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2932: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
                   2933: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
                   2934: <br>
                   2935: <br>
1.66      deraadt  2936: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63      deraadt  2937: And he battled the Blob<br>
                   2938: who had crossed the line<br>
                   2939: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
                   2940: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
                   2941: <br>
                   2942: <br>
                   2943: But it was too late!<br>
                   2944: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
                   2945: He wants your video!<br>
                   2946: Ya he wants your net!<br>
                   2947: He wants your drive!<br>
                   2948: He wants it all!!<br>
                   2949: <br>
                   2950: <br>
                   2951: Somebody help us!<br>
                   2952: Noooooooo!<br>
                   2953: NVIDIA!<br>
                   2954: Intel!<br>
                   2955: Atheros!<br>
                   2956: 3-Ware!<br>
                   2957: VIA!<br>
                   2958: ATI!<br>
                   2959: Broadcom!<br>
                   2960: TI!<br>
                   2961: Myricom!<br>
                   2962: HighPoint!<br>
                   2963: Adaptec!<br>
                   2964: Mylex!<br>
                   2965: ICP Vortex!<br>
                   2966: and IBM!<br>
                   2967: Takin' over the world!<br>
                   2968: <br>
                   2969: <br>
1.148     deraadt  2970: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  2971: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63      deraadt  2972: </td></tr></table>
                   2973: <p>
                   2974: <em>
                   2975: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  2976: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  2977: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63      deraadt  2978: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &amp;
                   2979: Theo de Raadt.
                   2980: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
                   2981: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
                   2982: Drums by Jim Buick.
                   2983: <br>
                   2984: <br>
                   2985: </em>
                   2986:
                   2987: <hr>
1.58      deraadt  2988: <a name=38></a>
1.175     deraadt  2989: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58      deraadt  2990: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   2991: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  2992: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  2993: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58      deraadt  2994: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   2995: <br>
1.176     deraadt  2996: 4:24 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
                   2997: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76      deraadt  2998: Instrumental version
1.176     deraadt  2999: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
                   3000: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58      deraadt  3001: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3002: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  3003: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58      deraadt  3004: <br>
                   3005: <br>
                   3006: <em>
                   3007: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
                   3008: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
                   3009: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
                   3010: their devices.
                   3011: <p>
                   3012: Take Adaptec for instance.  Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
                   3013: for the
1.168     sthen    3014: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&amp;sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  3015: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
                   3016: They refused to give us documentation.  Without documentation, support
                   3017: for their controller had always been poor.  The driver had bugs (which
                   3018: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
                   3019: course there was no RAID management support.  Apparently most of these
1.59      jolan    3020: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
                   3021: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
                   3022: cannot solve these issues.
1.58      deraadt  3023: <p>
                   3024: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
                   3025: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee.  But no
                   3026: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
                   3027: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
                   3028: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
                   3029: "quality" to show its head.
                   3030: <p>
                   3031: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
                   3032: <br>
                   3033: <ul>
1.60      pvalchev 3034: <li>Redundancy
1.58      deraadt  3035: <li>Repair
                   3036: </ul>
                   3037: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60      pvalchev 3038: fail, your data is not lost.  But once a drive has failed, you require your
                   3039: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58      deraadt  3040: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
                   3041: <p>
                   3042: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
                   3043: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
                   3044: so that their devices could support Redundancy.  But these vendors have
                   3045: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
                   3046: <p>
                   3047: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
                   3048: tools.  These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67      jolan    3049: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58      deraadt  3050: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
                   3051: <p>
                   3052: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
                   3053: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
                   3054: the AMI controllers.
                   3055: <p>
                   3056: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
                   3057: rather simple primitives.  This is all that we need to implement
                   3058: basic RAID management:
                   3059: <ul>
                   3060: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
                   3061: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
                   3062: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
                   3063: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
                   3064: </ul>
                   3065: <p>
                   3066: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
                   3067: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
                   3068: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
                   3069: <p>
                   3070: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
                   3071: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
                   3072: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
                   3073: <p>
1.60      pvalchev 3074: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
                   3075: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58      deraadt  3076: controllers now.  And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
                   3077: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168     sthen    3078: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&amp;sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58      deraadt  3079: controllers.
                   3080: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
                   3081: would not get documentation, either.
                   3082: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
                   3083: look saintly.
                   3084: <p>
                   3085: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
                   3086: in OpenBSD, please buy
                   3087: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
                   3088: RAID cards.  And everything
1.88      miod     3089: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&amp;m=112630095818062&amp;w=2">
1.58      deraadt  3090: will just work</a>.
                   3091: <p>
                   3092: And keep pestering the other vendors.
                   3093: <br>
                   3094: </em>
1.182     deraadt  3095: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   3096: </td><td valign=top>
1.58      deraadt  3097: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   3098: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   3099: <br>
                   3100: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
                   3101: <br>
                   3102: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
                   3103: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
                   3104: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
                   3105: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
                   3106: <br>
                   3107: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
                   3108: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
                   3109: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
                   3110: <br>
                   3111: Join us now in his latest adventure.  Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
                   3112: <br>
                   3113: <br>
                   3114: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
                   3115: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
                   3116: <br>
                   3117: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   3118: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
                   3119: <br>
                   3120: <br>
                   3121: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
                   3122: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
                   3123: <br>
                   3124: <br>
                   3125: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
                   3126: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
                   3127: <br>
                   3128: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   3129: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
                   3130: <br>
                   3131: <br>
                   3132: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
                   3133: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
                   3134: <br>
                   3135: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
                   3136: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
                   3137: <br>
                   3138: <br>
                   3139: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
                   3140: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
                   3141: there before him
                   3142: lies the answer of the ages.  How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
                   3143: secure operating system,
                   3144: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
                   3145: the evil Neozis.  Again he must chase the truth.  Will our hero prevail?<br>
                   3146: <br>
                   3147: Triumphant again!  Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
                   3148: Puffiana Jones!<br>
                   3149: <br>
                   3150: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3151: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3152: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58      deraadt  3153: </td></tr></table>
                   3154: <p>
                   3155: <em>
                   3156: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
                   3157: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3158: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157     deraadt  3159: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  3160: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58      deraadt  3161: <br>
                   3162: <br>
                   3163: </em>
                   3164:
                   3165: <hr>
1.44      deraadt  3166: <a name=37></a>
1.175     deraadt  3167: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44      deraadt  3168: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3169: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  3170: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3171: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44      deraadt  3172: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3173: <br>
1.176     deraadt  3174: 10:08 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
                   3175: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44      deraadt  3176: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3177: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
                   3178: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44      deraadt  3179: <br>
                   3180: <br>
                   3181: <em>
                   3182: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
                   3183: good device support.<br>
                   3184: <br>
                   3185: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
                   3186: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets.  Donald
                   3187: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
                   3188: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
                   3189: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
                   3190: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
                   3191: ethernet chipset documentation was available.  Today, some vendors
                   3192: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62      brad     3193: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46      henning  3194: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44      deraadt  3195: <br>
                   3196: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
                   3197: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
                   3198: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
                   3199: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
                   3200: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
                   3201: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
                   3202: companies.  These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
                   3203: <br>
                   3204: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
                   3205: <br>
                   3206: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
                   3207: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
                   3208: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware.  Certainly, we did
1.52      deraadt  3209: not succeed for some vendors.  But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44      deraadt  3210: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
                   3211: everything we need.  We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
                   3212: <br>
                   3213:
                   3214: Want to help us?  Avoid
1.168     sthen    3215: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44      deraadt  3216: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
                   3217: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168     sthen    3218: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44      deraadt  3219: to send a message.
1.48      deraadt  3220: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168     sthen    3221: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
                   3222: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
                   3223: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
                   3224: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
                   3225: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44      deraadt  3226: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52      deraadt  3227: which chipsets into which product.
1.44      deraadt  3228: <br>
                   3229: <br>
                   3230: Send a message that open support for hardware matters.  A vendor in
1.56      cloder   3231: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44      deraadt  3232: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
                   3233: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
                   3234: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
                   3235: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49      nick     3236: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44      deraadt  3237: development information for all, but are even going further and
                   3238: telling their development communities to not work with us at
                   3239: pressuring vendors.  It is ridiculous.
                   3240: <br>
                   3241: </em>
1.182     deraadt  3242: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
                   3243: </td><td valign=top>
1.44      deraadt  3244: <br>
                   3245: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
                   3246: her uncles on the farm,<br>
                   3247: send out the alarm<br>
                   3248: and the shit storm flies<br>
                   3249: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
                   3250: With Puffathy inside,<br>
                   3251: twisting up a ride<br>
                   3252: to the land of OS<br>
                   3253: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
                   3254: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
                   3255: The open slippers red are<br>
                   3256: Hers to take<br>
                   3257: <br>
1.53      otto     3258: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  3259: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   3260: <br>
                   3261: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
                   3262: To get yourself back home<br>
                   3263: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47      pvalchev 3264: You'll be fine<br>
1.44      deraadt  3265: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
                   3266: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
                   3267: give Taiwan your biz<br>
                   3268: You'll never lose<br>
                   3269: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
                   3270: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
                   3271: lazy and insane<br>
                   3272: but they sang OK<br>
                   3273: <br>
1.53      otto     3274: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44      deraadt  3275: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
                   3276: <br>
                   3277: Finally we're through the trees<br>
                   3278: The city glows<br>
                   3279: It's positively green<br>
                   3280: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
                   3281: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
                   3282: <br>
                   3283: Go to the west<br>
                   3284: You must pass the test<br>
                   3285: For me<br>
                   3286: Bring me the ride<br>
                   3287: of the witch I despise<br>
                   3288: And you'll be free<br>
                   3289: <br>
                   3290: You don't need the broom<br>
                   3291: You don't need the shoes<br>
                   3292: You don't need the wiz<br>
                   3293: You will never lose<br>
                   3294: You have all you need<br>
                   3295: You always had heart<br>
                   3296: You always had courage<br>
                   3297: Did somebody fart?<br>
                   3298: You always had brains<br>
                   3299: You answered each call<br>
1.57      deraadt  3300: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44      deraadt  3301: But you've got some balls<br>
                   3302: So double click heels<br>
                   3303: and work with Taiwan<br>
                   3304: And speak to your doggie<br>
                   3305: You're already gone....<br>
                   3306: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3307: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3308: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44      deraadt  3309: </td></tr></table>
                   3310: <p>
                   3311: <em>
                   3312: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
                   3313: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
                   3314: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
                   3315: Semaka,
                   3316: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55      tom      3317: Jonathan Lewis.  Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
1.157     deraadt  3318: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112     deraadt  3319: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44      deraadt  3320: <br>
                   3321: <br>
                   3322: </em>
                   3323:
                   3324: <hr>
1.37      deraadt  3325: <a name=36></a>
1.175     deraadt  3326: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37      deraadt  3327: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3328: <tr>
1.182     deraadt  3329: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3330: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37      deraadt  3331: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3332: <br>
1.176     deraadt  3333: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
                   3334: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37      deraadt  3335: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3336: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123     deraadt  3337: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37      deraadt  3338: <br>
                   3339: <br>
                   3340: <em>
                   3341: What is up with some free software providers?!
                   3342: They say "Here's something free!  Oh wait, I changed my mind."
                   3343: <p>
                   3344: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
                   3345: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
                   3346: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41      deraadt  3347: to go non-free.  After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37      deraadt  3348: going to remember them in the end.
                   3349: <p>
                   3350: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
                   3351: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
                   3352: offerings in the last few years:
                   3353: <ul>
                   3354: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
                   3355: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
                   3356: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
                   3357: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
                   3358: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
                   3359: stop using it.  Within about 4 months every project had
                   3360: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
                   3361: replacement effort.
1.41      deraadt  3362: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37      deraadt  3363: <p>
                   3364: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
                   3365: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
                   3366: that we chose.  But a few years later he told us that we
                   3367: were not free to make changes to the code.  So we deleted ipf,
                   3368: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
                   3369: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
                   3370: <p>
                   3371: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
                   3372: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
                   3373: web server of dubious quality.  But the years have changed them,
                   3374: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40      jolan    3375: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51      jcs      3376: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within.  Legal terms
1.37      deraadt  3377: protect.  Who are they protecting?  Not your freedom.
                   3378: </ul>
                   3379: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
                   3380: others who will follow them:
                   3381: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
                   3382: replace it.
                   3383: <br>
                   3384: </em>
1.182     deraadt  3385: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  3386: </td><td valign=top>
1.37      deraadt  3387: <br>
                   3388: <br>
                   3389: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
                   3390: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
                   3391: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
                   3392: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
                   3393: <p>
                   3394: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38      pvalchev 3395: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37      deraadt  3396: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
                   3397: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
                   3398: <p>
                   3399: <br>
                   3400: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
                   3401: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
                   3402: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
                   3403: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
                   3404: <p>
                   3405: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
                   3406: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
                   3407: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
                   3408: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
                   3409: <p>
                   3410: <br>
                   3411: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
                   3412: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41      deraadt  3413: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37      deraadt  3414: So he fought the fight<br>
                   3415: and he set things right<br>
                   3416: With his OpenBSD<br>
                   3417: <p>
                   3418: <br>
                   3419: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
                   3420: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
                   3421: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
                   3422: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
                   3423: <p>
                   3424: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
                   3425: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
                   3426: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
                   3427: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
                   3428: <p>
                   3429: <br>
                   3430: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
                   3431: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51      jcs      3432: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37      deraadt  3433: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
                   3434: <p>
                   3435: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
                   3436: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
                   3437: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
                   3438: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
                   3439: <p>
                   3440: <br>
                   3441: CHORUS<br>
                   3442: <p>
                   3443: <br>
                   3444: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
                   3445: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
                   3446: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42      deraadt  3447: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37      deraadt  3448: <p>
                   3449: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
                   3450: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
                   3451: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
                   3452: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
                   3453: <p>
                   3454: <br>
                   3455: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39      mcbride  3456: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37      deraadt  3457: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
                   3458: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
                   3459: <p>
                   3460: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
                   3461: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41      deraadt  3462: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
                   3463: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37      deraadt  3464: <p>
                   3465: <br>
                   3466: CHORUS<br>
                   3467: <br>
                   3468: <p>
                   3469: That's right!<br>
                   3470: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
                   3471: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
                   3472: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3473: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3474: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37      deraadt  3475: </td></tr></table>
                   3476: <p>
                   3477: <em>
                   3478: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
                   3479: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
                   3480: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112     deraadt  3481: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37      deraadt  3482: <br>
                   3483: <br>
                   3484: </em>
                   3485:
                   3486: <hr>
1.30      deraadt  3487: <a name=35></a>
1.175     deraadt  3488: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30      deraadt  3489: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3490: <tr>
1.182     deraadt  3491: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3492: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55      tom      3493: uncompressed copy of this skit &amp; song.<br>
1.30      deraadt  3494: <br>
1.176     deraadt  3495: 5:21 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
                   3496: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30      deraadt  3497: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3498: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
                   3499: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30      deraadt  3500: <br>
                   3501: <br>
                   3502: <em>
                   3503: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
                   3504: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
                   3505: themselves.  Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
                   3506: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
                   3507: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
                   3508: <p>
                   3509: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168     sthen    3510: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30      deraadt  3511: and it became time to add failover.  We want to be able to set up pf
                   3512: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
                   3513: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
                   3514: sessions.  Our
1.168     sthen    3515: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30      deraadt  3516: protocol solves this problem.  However, on both sides of the firewall,
                   3517: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
                   3518: network failure.  The only reliable way to do this is for both
                   3519: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses.  But
                   3520: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
                   3521: <p>
                   3522: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
                   3523: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
                   3524: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
                   3525: Redundancy Protocol); on
                   3526: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
                   3527: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
                   3528: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>.  Reputedly, they were upset
                   3529: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
                   3530: standard solution for this problem.  Despite this legal pressure, the
                   3531: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
                   3532: though there was a patent in the space.  Why?
1.144     deraadt  3533: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30      deraadt  3534: There was much deliberation</a>
                   3535: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
                   3536: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
                   3537: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
                   3538: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms.  As free software
                   3539: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
                   3540: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
                   3541: the standard.  We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
                   3542: and we *will* design competing protocols.  Some standards organization,
                   3543: eh?
                   3544: <p>
                   3545: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
                   3546: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
                   3547: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
                   3548: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
                   3549: claim patent rights.
                   3550: <p>
                   3551: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
                   3552: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
                   3553: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
                   3554: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
                   3555: implementation of the IETF standard protocol.  Perhaps this is because
                   3556: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
                   3557: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
                   3558: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP.  Some IETF working group
                   3559: members took note of our complaints,
1.122     deraadt  3560: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30      deraadt  3561: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
                   3562: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
                   3563: <p>
                   3564: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
                   3565: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
                   3566: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
                   3567: backed down.  Some standards groups use this policy, while others
                   3568: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55      tom      3569: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&amp;T,
1.30      deraadt  3570: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies.  Since IETF
                   3571: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
                   3572: like all others, except against the community.
                   3573: <p>
                   3574: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
                   3575: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
                   3576: <p>
                   3577: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
                   3578: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft".  We
                   3579: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
                   3580: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
                   3581: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP.  We read the patent
                   3582: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
                   3583: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
                   3584: lack of security).  And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
                   3585: it to use cryptography.
                   3586: <p>
                   3587: The combination of
1.168     sthen    3588: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&amp;sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
                   3589: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&amp;sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
                   3590: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&amp;sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30      deraadt  3591: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls.  To date, we
                   3592: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
                   3593: running random reboot cycles.  As long as one firewall is alive in a
                   3594: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
                   3595: our packet filter functionality.  Cisco's low end products are unable
                   3596: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
                   3597: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
                   3598: <p>
                   3599: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
                   3600: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
                   3601: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied.  Apparently we had failed
                   3602: to go through an official standards organization.  Consequently we
                   3603: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
                   3604: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
                   3605: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
                   3606: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
                   3607: <p>
                   3608: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
                   3609: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
                   3610: <br>
                   3611: </em>
1.182     deraadt  3612: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  3613: </td><td valign=top>
1.30      deraadt  3614: <br>
                   3615: <br>
                   3616: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3617: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
                   3618: <br>
                   3619: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3620: A what?
                   3621: <br>
                   3622: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3623: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
                   3624: <br>
                   3625: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3626: Well, it's free isn't it?
                   3627: <br>
                   3628: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3629: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP.  CARP the redundancy protocol.
                   3630: <br>
                   3631: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3632: What?
                   3633: <br>
                   3634: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3635: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
                   3636: <br>
                   3637: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3638: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
                   3639: <br>
                   3640: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3641: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
                   3642: they were all too... encumbered.  And now I must license it!
                   3643: <br>
                   3644: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3645: You must be a looney.
                   3646: <br>
                   3647: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3648: I am not a looney!  Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
                   3649: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol?  I've heard tell
                   3650: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
                   3651: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
                   3652: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
                   3653: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
                   3654: patent on cursor movement!  So, if you're calling the large American
                   3655: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
                   3656: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
                   3657: <br>
                   3658: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3659: Alright, alright, alright.  A license.
                   3660: <br>
                   3661: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3662: Yes.
                   3663: <br>
                   3664: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3665: For a free redundancy protocol?
                   3666: <br>
                   3667: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3668: Yes.
                   3669: <br>
                   3670: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3671: You are a looney.
                   3672: <br>
                   3673: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3674: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
                   3675: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
                   3676: VRRP.
                   3677: <br>
                   3678: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3679: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
                   3680: <br>
                   3681: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32      otto     3682: I bleeding well do and I got one.  It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30      deraadt  3683: <br>
                   3684: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3685: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
                   3686: <br>
                   3687: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3688: Yes there is!
                   3689: <br>
                   3690: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3691: Isn't!
                   3692: <br>
                   3693: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3694: Is!
                   3695: <br>
                   3696: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3697: Isn't!
                   3698: <br>
                   3699: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3700: I bleeding got one, look!  What's that then?
                   3701: <br>
                   3702: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3703: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
                   3704: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
                   3705: <br>
                   3706: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3707: The man didn't have the right form.
                   3708: <br>
                   3709: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3710: What man?
                   3711: <br>
                   3712: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3713: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
                   3714: <br>
                   3715: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3716: The looney detector van, you mean.
                   3717: <br>
                   3718: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3719: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
                   3720: <br>
                   3721: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3722: What redundancy detector van?
                   3723: <br>
                   3724: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3725: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
                   3726: <br>
                   3727: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3728: Cizzz-coeee?
                   3729: <br>
                   3730: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3731: It was spelt like that on the van.  I'm very observant!  I never seen
                   3732: so many bleeding aerials.  The man said that their equipment could
                   3733: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards!  And my Cisco router,
                   3734: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
                   3735: <br>
                   3736: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34      otto     3737: How much did you pay for that?
1.30      deraadt  3738: <br>
                   3739: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3740: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
                   3741: <br>
                   3742: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3743: What PIX?
                   3744: <br>
                   3745: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3746: The PIX I'm replacing!
                   3747: <br>
                   3748: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3749: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
                   3750: license it?
                   3751: <br>
                   3752: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3753: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
                   3754: protocol too.  After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
                   3755: <br>
                   3756: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3757: No they didn't!
                   3758: <br>
                   3759: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3760: Did!
                   3761: <br>
                   3762: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3763: Didn't!
                   3764: <br>
                   3765: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3766: Did, did, did and did!
                   3767: <br>
                   3768: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3769: Oh, all right.
                   3770: <br>
                   3771: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3772: Spoken like a gentleman, sir.  Now, are you going to give me a CARP
                   3773: license?
                   3774: <br>
                   3775: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3776: I promise you that there is no such thing.  You don't need one.
                   3777: <br>
                   3778: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3779: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
                   3780: <br>
                   3781: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3782: A license?
                   3783: <br>
                   3784: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3785: Yes.
                   3786: <br>
                   3787: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3788: For your firewall?
                   3789: <br>
                   3790: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3791: No.
                   3792: <br>
                   3793: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3794: No?
                   3795: <br>
                   3796: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3797: No, half my firewall.  It had an accident.
                   3798: <br>
                   3799: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
                   3800: You're off your chump.
                   3801: <br>
                   3802: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
                   3803: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43      deraadt  3804: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30      deraadt  3805: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
                   3806: listen to this!  Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
                   3807: <br>
                   3808: <br>
                   3809: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
                   3810: <br>
                   3811: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
                   3812: must ipso facto standard be<br>
                   3813: But standard it<br>
                   3814: needs to be free<br>
1.174     guenther 3815: vis-&agrave;-vis<br>
1.30      deraadt  3816: the IETF<br>
                   3817: you see?<br>
                   3818: <br>
                   3819: But can VRRP<br>
                   3820: be said to be<br>
                   3821: or not to be<br>
                   3822: a standard, see,<br>
                   3823: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
                   3824: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
                   3825: <br>
                   3826: Singing...<br>
                   3827: <br>
                   3828: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
                   3829: VRRP ain't free.<br>
                   3830: O P E N B S D<br>
                   3831: CARP is free<br>
                   3832: <br>
                   3833: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
                   3834: let through IETF to mean<br>
                   3835: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
                   3836: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
                   3837: <br>
                   3838: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
                   3839: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
                   3840: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   3841: <br>
                   3842: 1 1 2,<br>
                   3843: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
                   3844: CARP and PF are free.<br>
                   3845: <br>
                   3846: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
                   3847: bisected accidentally,<br>
                   3848: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
                   3849: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
                   3850: <br>
                   3851: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   3852: Redundancy must be free.<br>
                   3853: <br>
                   3854: The End<br>
                   3855: <br>
                   3856: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
                   3857: <br>
                   3858: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
                   3859: <br>
                   3860: Geddy must be free.<br>
                   3861: <br>
                   3862: <br>
1.148     deraadt  3863: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  3864: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30      deraadt  3865: </td></tr></table>
                   3866: <p>
                   3867: <em>
                   3868: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
                   3869: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34      otto     3870: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30      deraadt  3871: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37      deraadt  3872: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30      deraadt  3873: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
                   3874: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
                   3875: <br>
                   3876: <br>
                   3877: </em>
                   3878:
                   3879: <hr>
1.20      deraadt  3880: <a name=34></a>
1.175     deraadt  3881: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20      deraadt  3882: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   3883: <tr>
1.182     deraadt  3884: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  3885: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20      deraadt  3886: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   3887: <br>
1.176     deraadt  3888: 3:30 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
                   3889: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20      deraadt  3890: <br>
1.76      deraadt  3891: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
                   3892: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20      deraadt  3893: <br>
                   3894: <br>
                   3895: <em>
                   3896: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26      deraadt  3897: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20      deraadt  3898: forces of the draconian government!
                   3899: <p>
                   3900: <br>
                   3901: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
                   3902: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
                   3903: of recent happenings.
                   3904: <p>
                   3905: Two years ago we became involved with the University
                   3906: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
                   3907: security research and development .. on things that
                   3908: we were already intending to do.  We provided ideas,
                   3909: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
                   3910: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
                   3911: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
                   3912: a middle-man.  We accepted funding based on the
                   3913: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
                   3914: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21      deraadt  3915: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20      deraadt  3916: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
                   3917: <p>
                   3918: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
                   3919: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
                   3920: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185     tj       3921: obligations.  Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67      jolan    3922: this sudden maneuver.  Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20      deraadt  3923: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55      tom      3924: newspaper The Globe &amp; Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20      deraadt  3925: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
                   3926: theft of oil.
                   3927: <p>
                   3928: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
                   3929: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
                   3930: <p>
                   3931: &quot;As a result of the DARPA review of the
                   3932: project, and due to world events and the evolving
                   3933: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
                   3934: the Government on April 21 advised the University
                   3935: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
                   3936: the project.&quot;
                   3937: <p>
                   3938: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
                   3939: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
                   3940: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
                   3941: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
                   3942: <p>
                   3943: Since the termination came near natural contract
                   3944: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
                   3945: than expected was sustained by the project.  Sponsors
                   3946: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
                   3947: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61      grunk    3948: proceeded as planned.  We even had T-shirts made with
1.20      deraadt  3949: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
                   3950: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
                   3951: <p>
                   3952: We could not make stories like this up.  So instead,
                   3953: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
                   3954: of Robin Hood.
                   3955: </em>
1.182     deraadt  3956: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  3957: </td><td valign=top>
1.20      deraadt  3958: <br>
                   3959: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
                   3960: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
                   3961: He had found the crusades<br>
                   3962: were an endless charade<br>
                   3963: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
                   3964: <br>
                   3965: <br>
                   3966: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
                   3967: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
                   3968: Clever chums they did find<br>
                   3969: other fish of their kind<br>
                   3970: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
                   3971: <br>
                   3972: <br>
                   3973: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
                   3974: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
                   3975: With CD's and their freedom<br>
                   3976: for to share online<br>
                   3977: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
                   3978: <br>
                   3979: <br>
                   3980: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
                   3981: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
                   3982: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
                   3983: to the teaming schools<br>
                   3984: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
                   3985: <br>
                   3986: <br>
                   3987: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   3988: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   3989: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   3990: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   3991: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   3992: Fish for never running<br>
                   3993: and making something good!<br>
                   3994: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   3995: <br>
                   3996: <br>
                   3997: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
                   3998: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
                   3999: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
                   4000: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
                   4001: Think he's a hero?<br>
                   4002: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24      deraadt  4003: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20      deraadt  4004: Read the Wanted poster<br>
                   4005: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
                   4006: We gettin' back the booty<br>
                   4007: or we take away your worms too<br>
                   4008: <br>
                   4009: <br>
                   4010: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
                   4011: Put on your glasses<br>
                   4012: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
                   4013: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157     deraadt  4014: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20      deraadt  4015: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
                   4016: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
                   4017: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
                   4018: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
                   4019: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
                   4020: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
                   4021: <br>
                   4022: <br>
                   4023: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25      deraadt  4024: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20      deraadt  4025: And took back all the booty<br>
                   4026: Puff intended for the poor<br>
                   4027: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
                   4028: <br>
                   4029: <br>
                   4030: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
                   4031: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
                   4032: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157     deraadt  4033: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20      deraadt  4034: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
                   4035: <br>
                   4036: <br>
                   4037: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
                   4038: They called it "BSD"!<br>
                   4039: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
                   4040: So raise up your glass and<br>
                   4041: three cheers to the Funny<br>
                   4042: Fish for never running<br>
                   4043: and making something good!<br>
                   4044: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
                   4045: <br>
                   4046:
                   4047: <br>
                   4048: <br>
1.148     deraadt  4049: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  4050: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20      deraadt  4051: </td></tr></table>
                   4052: <p>
                   4053: <em>
                   4054: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
                   4055: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   4056: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
                   4057: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55      tom      4058: Jonathan Lewis &amp; Peter Valchev.
1.20      deraadt  4059: <br>
                   4060: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
                   4061: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
                   4062: <br>
                   4063: </em>
                   4064:
1.23      jose     4065: <br>
                   4066: <hr>
1.11      deraadt  4067: <a name=33></a>
1.175     deraadt  4068: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11      deraadt  4069: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   4070: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  4071: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  4072: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  4073: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   4074: <br>
1.176     deraadt  4075: 4:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
                   4076: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  4077: <br>
1.76      deraadt  4078: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
                   4079: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12      deraadt  4080: <br>
                   4081: <br>
1.14      deraadt  4082: <em>
1.69      deraadt  4083: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
                   4084: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12      deraadt  4085: <br>
1.69      deraadt  4086: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
                   4087: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
                   4088: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
                   4089: III processors.  We want documentation, because
                   4090: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
                   4091: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
                   4092: our new W^X security feature.  In the meantime,
                   4093: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
                   4094: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36      deraadt  4095: mode.<br>
                   4096: <br>
                   4097: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12      deraadt  4098: </em>
1.182     deraadt  4099: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  4100: </td><td valign=top>
1.11      deraadt  4101: Deep through the mists of time<br>
                   4102: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
                   4103: Back to the age of darkness<br>
                   4104: Black was the protocol<br>
                   4105: <p>
                   4106: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
                   4107: Spilling the blood of men<br>
                   4108: Then from the ocean came<br>
                   4109: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17      deraadt  4110: <br>
                   4111: <br>
1.11      deraadt  4112: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
                   4113: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
                   4114: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
                   4115: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
                   4116: <p>
                   4117: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
                   4118: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
                   4119: Constraints were slain as well<br>
                   4120: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
                   4121: <p>
                   4122: And there he found<br>
                   4123: His destiny<br>
                   4124: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
                   4125: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
                   4126: <p>
                   4127: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
                   4128: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
                   4129: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
                   4130: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
                   4131: <p>
                   4132: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
                   4133: For the wisdom of the One<br>
                   4134: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
                   4135: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
                   4136: <p>
                   4137: Broke down the guard<br>
                   4138: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18      deraadt  4139: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11      deraadt  4140: All alone and only bones<br>
                   4141: <p>
                   4142: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
                   4143: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
                   4144: And Puff, the land secured<br>
                   4145: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148     deraadt  4146: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76      deraadt  4147: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11      deraadt  4148: </td></tr></table>
                   4149: <p>
                   4150: <em>
                   4151: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
                   4152: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed &amp; mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   4153: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
                   4154: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
                   4155: </em>
                   4156:
                   4157: <br>
                   4158: <hr>
1.9       millert  4159: <a name=32></a>
1.175     deraadt  4160: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11      deraadt  4161: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   4162: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  4163: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  4164: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  4165: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   4166: <br>
1.176     deraadt  4167: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
                   4168: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  4169: <br>
1.76      deraadt  4170: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
                   4171: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182     deraadt  4172: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  4173: </td><td valign=top>
1.9       millert  4174: Goldflipper<br>
                   4175: With golden skin<br>
                   4176: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
                   4177: He's the machine<br>
                   4178: Designed to dismember your life<br>
                   4179: <p>
                   4180: And the fish<br>
                   4181: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
                   4182: And the cat<br>
                   4183: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
                   4184: <p>
                   4185: Cyborg on a mission<br>
                   4186: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
                   4187: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
                   4188: <p>
                   4189: (short instrumental intro)
1.1       deraadt  4190: <p>
1.9       millert  4191: You'll need some machismo to<br>
                   4192: catch the spikey one<br>
                   4193: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
                   4194: make the system run<br>
1.1       deraadt  4195: <p>
1.9       millert  4196: But Flip's here for fun<br>
                   4197: and without a gun<br>
                   4198: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1       deraadt  4199: <p>
1.9       millert  4200: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
                   4201: such a sexy catch<br>
                   4202: Is she spying on him or<br>
                   4203: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1       deraadt  4204: <p>
1.9       millert  4205: Oh double seven<br>
                   4206: Send me to Heaven<br>
                   4207: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1       deraadt  4208: <p>
1.9       millert  4209: The women are fond<br>
                   4210: She knows what to do<br>
                   4211: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1       deraadt  4212: <p>
1.9       millert  4213: Goldflipper is gone<br>
                   4214: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182     deraadt  4215: </td><td>
1.11      deraadt  4216: <br>
                   4217: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  4218: <p>
                   4219: <em>
1.9       millert  4220: Lyrics by Ty Semaka.  Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
                   4221: Base &amp; drum programming, recording, mixing &amp; mastering by
                   4222: Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson.  Sax by Dan Meichel.
                   4223: Trumpet &amp; Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1       deraadt  4224: </em>
                   4225:
                   4226: <br>
                   4227: <hr>
1.3       ian      4228: <a name=31></a>
1.175     deraadt  4229: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11      deraadt  4230: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
                   4231: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  4232: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  4233: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  4234: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   4235: <br>
1.176     deraadt  4236: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
                   4237: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  4238: <br>
1.76      deraadt  4239: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
                   4240: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt  4241: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  4242: </td><td valign=top>
1.1       deraadt  4243: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
                   4244: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
                   4245: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
                   4246: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
                   4247: <p>
                   4248: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   4249: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   4250: <p>
                   4251: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   4252: &Uuml;ber tragic<br>
                   4253: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
                   4254: <p>
                   4255: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
                   4256: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
                   4257: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
                   4258: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
                   4259: <p>
                   4260: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   4261: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   4262: <p>
                   4263: Chorus
                   4264: <p>
                   4265: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
                   4266: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
                   4267: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
                   4268: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
                   4269: <p>
                   4270: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   4271: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   4272: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
                   4273: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
                   4274: <p>
                   4275: Chorus<br>
1.11      deraadt  4276: </td></tr></table>
1.1       deraadt  4277: <p>
                   4278: <em>
1.3       ian      4279: Produced &amp; Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1       deraadt  4280: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
                   4281: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3       ian      4282: Recorded &amp; Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1       deraadt  4283: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
                   4284: </em>
                   4285:
1.8       millert  4286: <br>
                   4287: <hr>
1.9       millert  4288: <a name=30></a>
1.175     deraadt  4289: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11      deraadt  4290: <p>
1.182     deraadt  4291: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11      deraadt  4292: <tr>
1.123     deraadt  4293: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126     deraadt  4294: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11      deraadt  4295: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
                   4296: <br>
1.176     deraadt  4297: 3:00 <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
                   4298: <a href="http://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11      deraadt  4299: <br>
1.76      deraadt  4300: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
                   4301: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182     deraadt  4302: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144     deraadt  4303: </td><td valign=top>
1.76      deraadt  4304: <br>
                   4305: <br>
1.9       millert  4306: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
                   4307: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8       millert  4308: <p>
1.9       millert  4309: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
                   4310: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8       millert  4311: <p>
1.9       millert  4312: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8       millert  4313: <p>
1.27      deraadt  4314: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9       millert  4315: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8       millert  4316: <p>
1.9       millert  4317: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8       millert  4318: <p>
1.16      deraadt  4319: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9       millert  4320: I'm secure by default<br>
                   4321: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8       millert  4322: <br>
1.144     deraadt  4323: </td><td valign=top>
1.8       millert  4324: <br>
1.11      deraadt  4325: </td></tr></table>
                   4326: <p>
1.8       millert  4327: <em>
1.9       millert  4328: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced &amp; Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Wynn Gogol.
                   4329: Written &amp; Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35      nick     4330: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals &amp; lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9       millert  4331: Recorded, Mixed &amp; Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
                   4332: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8       millert  4333: </em>
1.79      deraadt  4334:
1.1       deraadt  4335: </body>
                   4336: </html>