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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.182 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
38: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 39:
1.183 deraadt 40: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 41: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
42:
1.190 deraadt 43: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>, and
44: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 45: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
46:
47: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
48: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
49: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
50:
51: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
52: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
53: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
54: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
55: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
56: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
57: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
58: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
59: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
60: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
61:
62: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
63: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
64: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
65: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 66: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
67: <br>
68: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 69: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
70: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 71: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
72: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
73: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
74: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
75: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
76: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
77: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
78: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
79: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
80: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
81: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
82: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
83: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
84: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
85: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
86: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
87: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 88: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 89:
1.71 deraadt 90: <br>
1.182 deraadt 91: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 92: <br>
1.182 deraadt 93: <table><tr><td valign=top>
94: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
95: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
96: (no longer available)
97: </td><td>
98: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
99: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
100: (no longer available)
101: </td><td>
102: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
103: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
104: Buy it now!</a>
105: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 106: <br clear=all>
1.165 deraadt 107:
108: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 109: <a name=60></a>
110: <a name=60a></a>
111: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
112: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
113: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 114: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 115: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
116: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
117: <br>
1.192 ! tb 118: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
! 119: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.176 deraadt 120: <br>
1.182 deraadt 121: <em>
122: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
123: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
124: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
125: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
126: </em>
127: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 128: </td><td valign=top>
129: We don't need no exploitation<br>
130: We don't need no overflows<br>
131: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
132: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
133: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
134: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
135: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
136: <br>
137: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
138: <br>
139: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
140: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
141: <br>
142: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
143: <br>
144: </td><td valign=top align=right>
145: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
146: </td></tr></table>
147: <em>
148: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
149: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 150: </em>
151: <br>
152:
153: <hr>
154: <a name=60b></a>
155: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
156: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
157: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 158: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 159: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
160: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
161: <br>
1.192 ! tb 162: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
! 163: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 164: <br>
165: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
166: <br>
1.182 deraadt 167: <em>
168: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
169: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
170: components that help make a difference.
171: </em>
172: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 173: </td><td valign=top>
174: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
175: Hacking websites for control<br>
176: Can you crack me?<br>
177: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
178: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
179: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 180: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 181: Never give in: just fight!<br>
182: <br>
183: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
184: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
185: Can you phish me?<br>
186: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
187: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
188: Can you probe me?<br>
189: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
190: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
191: <br>
192: But it was all futility<br>
193: The firewall was strong<br>
194: As all can see<br>
195: No matter how he tried<br>
196: He could not break free()<br>
197: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
198: <br>
199: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
200: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
201: Can you scam me?<br>
202: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
203: Throwing packets with wget<br>
204: Can you hack me?<br>
205: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
206: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
207: <br>
208: </td><td valign=top align=right>
209: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
210: </td></tr></table>
211: <em>
212: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
213: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 214: </em>
215: <br>
216:
217: <hr>
218: <a name=60c></a>
219: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
220: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
221: <tr>
222: <td valign="top" width="30%">
223: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
225: <br>
1.192 ! tb 226: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
! 227: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
1.183 deraadt 228: <br>
229: <em>
230: Consider donating to our development efforts via
231: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
232: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
233: Canada and all over the world.
234: <p>
235: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
236: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 237: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 238: <p>
239: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
240: </em>
241: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
242: </td><td valign=top>
243: Money, donate your pay.<br>
244: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 245: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 246: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
247: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
248: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
249: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
250: <br>
251: Canaries have your back.<br>
252: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
253: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
254: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
255: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
256: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
257: <br>
258: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
259: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
260: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
261: Is the securest system today<br>
262: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
263: <br>
264: </td><td valign=top align=right>
265: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
266: </td></tr></table>
267: <em>
268: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
269: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
270: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 271: </em>
272: <br>
273:
274: <hr>
275: <a name=60d></a>
276: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
277: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
278: <tr>
279: <td valign="top" width="30%">
280: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
281: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
282: <br>
1.192 ! tb 283: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
! 284: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.187 deraadt 285: <br>
286: <em>
287: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
288: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
289: <p>
290: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
291: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
292: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
293: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
294: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
295: </em>
296: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
297: </td><td valign=top>
298: "Hello,<br>
299: Are there any experts out there?<br>
300: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
301: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
302: <br>
303: "I don't know how<br>
304: But I need this feature now.<br>
305: My users are pained<br>
306: I need my server up again."<br>
307: <br>
308: "Relax.<br>
309: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
310: Just the basic facts<br>
311: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
312: <br>
313: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
314: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
315: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
316: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
317: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
318: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
319: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
320: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
321: This is just how you are.<br>
322: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
323: <br>
324: OK<br>
325: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
326: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
327: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
328: <br>
329: Can you upgrade?<br>
330: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
331: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
332: Our patience is at null.<br>
333: <br>
334: "There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
335: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
336: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
337: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
338: Fork-bomb child.<br>
339: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
340: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
341: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
342: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
343: My inner child is crushed.<br>
344: My dreams are gone.<br>
345: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
346: <br>
347: </td><td valign=top align=right>
348: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
349: </td></tr></table>
350: <em>
351: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
352: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 353: </em>
354: <br>
355:
356: <hr>
357: <a name=60e></a>
358: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
359: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
360: <tr>
361: <td valign="top" width="30%">
362: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
363: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
364: <br>
1.192 ! tb 365: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
! 366: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
1.188 deraadt 367: <br>
368: <em>
369: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
370: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
371: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
372: <p>
373: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
374: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
375: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
376: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
377: others to follow our lead.
378: <p>
379: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
380: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
381: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
382: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
383: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
384: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
385: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
386: cause expense.
387: <p>
388: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
389: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
390: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
391: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
392: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
393: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
394: <p>
395: Enjoy
396: <p>
397: -Bob
398: </em>
399: </td><td valign=top>
400: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 401: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 402: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
403: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
404: <br>
405: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
406: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
407: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
408: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
409: <br>
410: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
411: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
412: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
413: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
414: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
415: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
416: <br>
417: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
418: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
419: <br>
420: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
421: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
422: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
423: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
424: <br>
425: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
426: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
427: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
428: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
429: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
430: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
431: <br>
432: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
433: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
434: <br>
435: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
436: <br>
437: </td><td valign=top align=right>
438: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
439: </td></tr></table>
440: <em>
441: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
442: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 443: </em>
444: <br>
445:
446: <hr>
447: <a name=60f></a>
448: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
449: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
450: <tr>
451: <td valign="top" width="30%">
452: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
453: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
454: <br>
1.192 ! tb 455: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
! 456: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
1.190 deraadt 457: <br>
458: <em>
459: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
460: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
461: now...
462: </em>
463: </td><td valign=top>
464: Goodbye CDs <br>
465: I'm done with you today<br>
466: Goodbye<br>
467: Goodbye<br>
468: Goodbye<br>
469: No more pre-production<br>
470: And no more long delays<br>
471: So I have peace<br>
472: Of mind<br>
473: Goodbye.<br>
474: <br>
475: </td><td valign=top align=right>
476: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
477: </td></tr></table>
478: <em>
479: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
480: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.176 deraadt 481: </em>
482: <br>
483:
484: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 485: <a name=59></a>
486: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 487: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 488: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
489: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 490: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 491: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
492: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
493: <br>
1.192 ! tb 494: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
! 495: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 496: <br>
1.182 deraadt 497: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 498: </td><td valign=top>
499: No lyrics.<br>
500: </td><td valign=top align=right>
501: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
502: </td></tr></table>
503: <em>
504: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
505: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
506: </em>
507: <br>
508:
509: <hr>
510: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 511: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 512: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
513: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 514: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 515: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
516: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
517: <br>
1.192 ! tb 518: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
! 519: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 520: <br>
521: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
522: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 523: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 524: </td><td valign=top>
525: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
526: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
527: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
528: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
529: <p>
530: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
531: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
532: <p>
533: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
534: Über tragic<br>
535: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
536: <p>
537: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
538: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
539: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
540: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
541: <p>
542: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
543: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
544: <p>
545: Chorus
546: <p>
547: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
548: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
549: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
550: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
551: <p>
552: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
553: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
554: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
555: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
556: <p>
557: Chorus<br>
558: </td><td valign=top align=right>
559: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
560: </td></tr></table>
561: <p>
562: <em>
563: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
564: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
565: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
566: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
567: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
568: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
569: </em>
570: <br>
1.158 deraadt 571:
572: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 573: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 574: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 575: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 576: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
577: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 578: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 579: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
580: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
581: <br>
1.192 ! tb 582: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
! 583: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 584: <br>
585: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
586: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
587: <p>
588: <em>
1.182 deraadt 589: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164 tj 590: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
591: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 592: <br>
593: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
594: ~322,000 commits<br>
595: ~44 commits/day average<br>
596: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
597: </em>
1.182 deraadt 598: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 599: </td><td valign=top>
600: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
601: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
602: Made commits to many a file<br>
603: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
604: <br>
605: Take a moment to view<br>
606: The source of all this code<br>
607: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
608: <br>
609: We're the openssh repository<br>
610: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
611: The openntpd repository<br>
612: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
613: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
614: The libressl repo too<br>
615: <br>
616: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
617: Re-used far and wide<br>
618: The license is so liberal<br>
619: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
620: We'd love for you to code...<br>
621: <br>
622: I don't really want to have to go<br>
623: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
624: The coder will commit the code<br>
625: That he wants all of you to load<br>
626: <br>
627: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
628: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
629: <br>
630: B... S... D...<br>
631: </td><td valign=top align=right>
632: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
633: </td></tr></table>
634: <p>
635: <em>
636: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
637: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
638: </em>
639: <br>
640:
641: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 642: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 643: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 644: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
645: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 646: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 647: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
648: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
649: <br>
1.192 ! tb 650: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
! 651: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 652: <br>
1.182 deraadt 653: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 654: </td><td valign=top>
655: No lyrics.<br>
656: </td><td valign=top align=right>
657: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
658: </td></tr></table>
659: <em>
660: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
661: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
662: </em>
663: <br>
1.152 deraadt 664:
665: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 666: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 667: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 668: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
669: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 670: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 671: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
672: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
673: <br>
1.192 ! tb 674: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
! 675: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 676: <br>
677: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
678: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 679: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 680: </td><td valign=top>
681: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
682: <br>
683: With every release,<br>
684: Puffy becomes better,<br>
685: a little better all the time.<br>
686: <br>
687: With every release,<br>
688: Puffy becomes better,<br>
689: so much better all the time.<br>
690: <br>
691: Let's count in sys:<br>
692: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
693: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
694: <br>
695: With every release,<br>
696: Puffy becomes better,<br>
697: really better all the time.<br>
698: <br>
699: Let's count in log:<br>
700: 314544 commits from developers<br>
701: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
702: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
703: <br>
704: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
705: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
706: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
707: <br>
708: With every release,<br>
709: Puffy becomes better,<br>
710: so much better all the time.<br>
711: <br>
712: With every release,<br>
713: Puffy becomes better,<br>
714: so much better all the time.<br>
715: <br>
716: With every release,<br>
717: Puffy becomes better.<br>
718: <br>
719: With every release,<br>
720: Puffy becomes better,<br>
721: so much better all the time.<br>
722: </td><td valign=top align=right>
723: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
724: </td></tr></table>
725: <p>
726: <em>
727: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
728: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
729: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
730: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 731: </em>
732: <br>
733:
734: <hr>
735: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 736: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 737: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
738: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 739: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 740: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
741: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
742: <br>
1.192 ! tb 743: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
! 744: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 745: <br>
746: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
747: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
748: <br>
1.182 deraadt 749: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 750: </td><td valign=top>
751: I read the news today oh boy<br>
752: About a silly man who made a change<br>
753: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
754: Well I just had to laugh<br>
755: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
756: <br>
757: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
758: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
759: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
760: They'd seen such code before<br>
761: Everyone was really sure<br>
762: It was from 1984..<br>
763: <br>
764: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
765: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
766: And though the code was rather gross<br>
767: They held their nose and dove.<br>
768: Having read the code..<br>
769: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
770: <br>
771: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
772: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
773: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
774: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
775: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
776: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
777: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
778: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
779: <br>
780: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
781: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
782: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
783: <br>
784: I read the news today oh boy<br>
785: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
786: And though the holes were rather small<br>
787: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 788: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 789: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
790: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
791: </td><td valign=top align=right>
792: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
793: </td></tr></table>
794: <p>
795: <em>
796: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
797: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
798: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
799: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
800: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
801: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
802: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
803: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
804: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
805: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
806: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
807: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
808: <br>
809: <br>
810: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
811: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 812: </em>
813: <br>
814:
815: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 816: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 817: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 818: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
819: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 820: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 821: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
822: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
823: <br>
1.192 ! tb 824: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
! 825: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 826: <br>
827: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
828: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 829: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 830: </td><td valign=top>
831: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
832: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 833: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
834: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 835: <br>
1.154 deraadt 836: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
837: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 838: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 839: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 840: <br>
841: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 842: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 843: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 844: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 845: <br>
846: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 847: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 848: I'm a Source Fish<br>
849: I'm a Source Fish<br>
850: <br>
1.154 deraadt 851: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 852: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 853: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
854: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 855: <br>
1.154 deraadt 856: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 857: I'm a Source Fish<br>
858: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 859: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 860: <br>
1.154 deraadt 861: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
862: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 863: <br>
864: Instrumental<br>
865: <br>
1.154 deraadt 866: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
867: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
868: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
869: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
870: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
871: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
872: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
873: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 874: </td><td valign=top align=right>
875: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
876: </td></tr></table>
877: <p>
878: <em>
879: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
880: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
881: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
882: </em>
883: <br>
1.126 deraadt 884:
885: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 886: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 887: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 888: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
889: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 890: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 891: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
892: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
893: <br>
1.192 ! tb 894: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
! 895: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 896: <br>
897: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
898: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 899: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 900: </td><td valign=top>
901: No lyrics.<br>
902: </td><td valign=top align=right>
903: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
904: </td></tr></table>
905: <p>
906: <em>
907: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
908: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
909: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
910: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
911: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
912: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
913: LibreSSL was released.
914: <p>
915: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
916: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
917: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
918: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
919: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
920: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
921: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
922: <p>
1.149 deraadt 923: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 924: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
925: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
926: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
927: than just posture?
928: </em>
1.182 deraadt 929: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 930: <p>
931: <em>
932: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
933: by Jonathan Lewis.
934: </em>
935: <br>
936:
937: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 938: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 939: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 940: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
941: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 942: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 943: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
944: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
945: <br>
1.192 ! tb 946: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
! 947: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 948: <br>
949: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
950: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 951: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 952: </td><td valign=top>
953: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
954: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
955: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
956: <br>
957: <br>
1.145 deraadt 958: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 959: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
960: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
961: <br>
962: <br>
963: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
964: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
965: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
966: <br>
967: <br>
1.145 deraadt 968: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 969: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
970: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
971: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
972: No bad hacks in time.<br>
973: <br>
974: <br>
975: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
976: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
977: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 978: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 979: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
980: </td></tr></table>
981: <em>
982: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
983: back to 1901. This is known as the
984: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
985: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
986: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
987: <p>
1.146 guenther 988: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 989: solve this.
1.146 guenther 990: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
991: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
992: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
993: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
994: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 995: <p>
996: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 997: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 998: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
999: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1000: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1001: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1002: <p>
1003: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1004: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1005: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1006: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1007: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1008: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1009: <p>
1010: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1011: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1012: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1013: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1014: <p>
1015: <em>
1016: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1017: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1018: </em>
1019: <br>
1020:
1021: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1022: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1023: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1024: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1025: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1026: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 1027: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1028: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1029: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1030: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
! 1031: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 1032: <br>
1033: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1034: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1035: <br>
1036: <br>
1037: <em>
1038: do { to loop<br>
1039: at least one time<br>
1040: <br>
1041: regexp,<br>
1042: to match a chunk of text<br>
1043: <br>
1044: main, the name,<br>
1045: by which I'm called<br>
1046: <br>
1047: for,<br>
1048: another kind of loop<br>
1049: <br>
1050: sem,<br>
1051: a way to block a thread<br>
1052: <br>
1053: log<br>
1054: a func to follow sem<br>
1055: <br>
1056: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1057: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1058: <br>
1059: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1060: <br>
1061: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1062: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1063: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1064: <br>
1065: <br>
1066: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1067: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1068: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1069: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1070: <br>
1071: <br>
1072: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1073: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1074: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1075: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1076: <br>
1077: <br>
1078: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1079: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1080: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1081: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1082: <br>
1083: <br>
1084: (chorus)<br>
1085: <br>
1086: <br>
1087: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1088: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1089: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1090: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1091: <br>
1092: <br>
1093: (repeat)<br>
1094: <br>
1095: <br>
1096: (chorus)<br>
1097: <br>
1098: <br>
1099: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1100: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1101: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1102: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1103: <br>
1104: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1105: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1106: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1107: </td></tr></table>
1108: <p>
1109: <em>
1110: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1111: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1112: <br>
1113: <br>
1114: </em>
1115:
1116: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1117: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1118: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1119: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1120: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1121: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 1122: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1123: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1124: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1125: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
! 1126: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 1127: <br>
1128: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1129: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1130: <br>
1131: <br>
1132: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1133: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1134: <br>
1135: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1136: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1137: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1138: <br>
1139: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1140: <br>
1141: [laughs]<br>
1142: <br>
1143: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1144: <br>
1145: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1146: <br>
1147: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1148: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1149: <br>
1150: Time to dump core.<br>
1151: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1152: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1153: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1154: </td></tr></table>
1155: <p>
1156: <em>
1157: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1158: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1159: <br>
1160: <br>
1161: </em>
1162:
1163: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1164: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1165: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1166: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1167: <tr>
1168: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1169: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1170: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1171: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1172: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 1173: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 1174: <br>
1175: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1176: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1177: <br>
1178: <br>
1179: <em>
1.132 beck 1180: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1181: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1182: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1183: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1184: under particular Linux distributions.
1185: <p>
1186: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1187: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1188: <p>
1189: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1190: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1191: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1192: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1193: <p>
1194: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1195: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1196: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1197: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1198: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1199: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1200: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1201: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1202: <br>
1203: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1204: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1205: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1206: <br>
1.132 beck 1207: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1208: We are in every way Posix<br>
1209: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1210: We won't need any other.<br>
1211: <br>
1212: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1213: It's better than the last you know<br>
1214: Another million bits that changed<br>
1215: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1216: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1217: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1218: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1219: <br>
1220: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1221: Others can work around this hell<br>
1222: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1223: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1224: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1225: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1226: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1227: We are Posix<br>
1228: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1229: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1230: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1231: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1232: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1233: </td></tr></table>
1234: <p>
1235: <em>
1236: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1237: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1238: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1239: Studios.
1240: <br>
1241: <br>
1242: </em>
1243:
1244: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1245: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1246: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1247: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1248: <tr>
1249: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1250: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1251: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1252: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1253: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
! 1254: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1255: <br>
1256: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1257: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1258: <br>
1259: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1260: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1261: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1262: <br>
1263: If you've got a bug<br>
1264: That you just can't shove<br>
1265: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1266: Bugbusters!<br>
1267: <br>
1268: Buffer overflow?<br>
1269: Don't know where to go<br>
1270: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1271: Bugbusters!<br>
1272: <br>
1273: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1274: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1275: <br>
1276: And you're off by one<br>
1277: And it ain't no fun<br>
1278: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1279: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1280: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1281: If your system's down<br>
1282: And it makes you frown<br>
1283: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1284: Bugbusters!<br>
1285: <br>
1286: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1287: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1288: <br>
1289: If you need a trace<br>
1290: Gonna win that race<br>
1291: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1292: Bugbusters!<br>
1293: <br>
1294: If you got a crash<br>
1295: And you got no cash<br>
1296: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1297: Bugbusters!<br>
1298: <br>
1299: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1300: <br>
1301: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1302: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1303: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1304: </td></tr></table>
1305: <p>
1306: <em>
1307: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1308: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1309: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1310: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1311: <br>
1312: <br>
1313: </em>
1314:
1315: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1316: <a name=51b></a>
1317: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1318: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1319: <tr>
1320: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1321: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1322: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1323: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1324: <br>
1325: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1326: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
! 1327: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1328: <br>
1329: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1330: <br>
1331: <br>
1332: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1333: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1334: <p>
1335: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1336: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1337: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1338: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1339: <p>
1340: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1341: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1342: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1343: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1344: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1345: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1346: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1347: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1348: <p>
1349: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1350: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1351: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1352: two bonus tracks).
1353: <p>
1354: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1355: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1356: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1357: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1358: Shut up and hack!<br>
1359: In the hack room<br>
1360: In the back room<br>
1361: Wires everywhere<br>
1362: <br>
1363: At the tables<br>
1364: Fingers able<br>
1365: Take another dare!<br>
1366: <br>
1367: Close up your holes<br>
1368: Pick up the slack!<br>
1369: Get your head down!<br>
1370: Shut up and hack!<br>
1371: Close up your holes<br>
1372: Pick up the slack!<br>
1373: Get your head down!<br>
1374: Shut up and hack!<br>
1375: <br>
1376: Coding faster<br>
1377: You're the master<br>
1378: of security<br>
1379: <br>
1380: In your t-shirts<br>
1381: Hack till it hurts<br>
1382: This is how to be free<br>
1383: <br>
1384: CHORUS<br>
1385: <br>
1386: Hit the pub now<br>
1387: We're a club now<br>
1388: Trading genius for free<br>
1389: <br>
1390: Have a laugh and<br>
1391: Be a rock band<br>
1392: This is how it should be!<br>
1393: <br>
1394: CHORUS<br>
1395: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1396: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1397: <br>
1398: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1399: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1400:
1401: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1402: <a name=51c></a>
1403: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1404: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1405: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1406: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1407: <br>
1408: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1409: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
! 1410: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1411: <em>
1412: <p>
1413: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1414: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1415: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1416:
1417: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1418: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1419: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1420: </em>
1421: <br>
1422: <p>
1423:
1424: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1425: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1426: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1427: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1428: <tr>
1429: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1430: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1431: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1432: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1433: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 1434: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1435: <br>
1436: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1437: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1438: <br>
1439: <br>
1440: <em>
1441: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1442: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1443: for us for many releases.<br>
1444: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1445: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1446: <br>
1447: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1448: a parody magazine!<br>
1449: <br>
1450: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1451: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1452: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1453: <br>
1454: What? Me Worry?<br>
1455: Not with this stuff<br>
1456: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1457: Nobody get tough<br>
1458: <br>
1459: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1460: Having fun in the woods<br>
1461: Carving out toys<br>
1462: and makin' em good<br>
1463: <br>
1464: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1465: I got so many tricks<br>
1466: I got undercover agents<br>
1467: Even out in the sticks<br>
1468: <br>
1469: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1470: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1471: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1472: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1473: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1474: Little black flies<br>
1475: on a pile of GNU<br>
1476: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1477: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1478: <br>
1.125 sthen 1479: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1480: That's my thang<br>
1481: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1482: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1483: <br>
1484: It's a mad mad world<br>
1485: and number 5 is alive<br>
1486: I gotta black submarine<br>
1487: and I'm built to survive<br>
1488: <br>
1489: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1490: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1491: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1492: And blocked out the sun<br>
1493: <br>
1494: Keep the source open<br>
1495: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1496: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1497: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1498: <br>
1499: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1500: In my treehouse club<br>
1501: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1502: Its secure ya bub<br>
1503: <br>
1504: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1505: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1506: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1507: some Open source stank<br>
1508: <br>
1509: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1510: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1511: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1512: And blocked out the sun<br>
1513: <br>
1514: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1515: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1516: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1517: </td></tr></table>
1518: <p>
1519: <em>
1520: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1521: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1522: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1523: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1524: <br>
1525: <br>
1526: </em>
1527:
1528: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1529: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1530: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1531: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1532: <tr>
1533: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1534: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1535: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1536: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1537: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
! 1538: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1539: <br>
1540: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1541: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1542: <br>
1543: <br>
1544: <em>
1545: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1546: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1547: <br>
1548: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1549: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1550: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1551: <br>
1552: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1553: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1554: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1555: <br>
1556: BSD 4.2 was
1557: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1558: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1559: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1560: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1561: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1562: <br>
1563: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1564: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1565: <br>
1566: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1567: <br>
1568: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1569: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1570: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1571: <br>
1572: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1573: before you can call him a man?<br>
1574: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1575: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1576: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1577: before they are forever banned?<br>
1578: <br>
1579: The answer my friend<br>
1580: BSD 4.2<br>
1581: The answer<br>
1582: BSD 4.2<br>
1583: <br>
1584: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1585: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1586: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1587: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1588: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1589: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1590: <br>
1591: The answer my friend<br>
1592: BSD 4.2<br>
1593: The answer<br>
1594: BSD 4.2<br>
1595: <br>
1596: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1597: to share what is already ours?<br>
1598: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1599: To end up not getting far?<br>
1600: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1601: before we can hear every star?<br>
1602: <br>
1603: The answer my friend<br>
1604: BSD 4.2<br>
1605: The answer<br>
1606: BSD 4.2<br>
1607: <br>
1608: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1609: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1610: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1611: our future is made in the shade<br>
1612: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1613: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1614: <br>
1615: The answer my friend<br>
1616: BSD 4.2<br>
1617: The answer<br>
1618: BSD 4.2<br>
1619: <br>
1620: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1621: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1622: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1623: </td></tr></table>
1624: <p>
1625: <em>
1626: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1627: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1628: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1629: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1630: <br>
1631: <br>
1632: </em>
1633:
1634: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1635: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1636: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1637: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1638: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1639: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1640: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1641: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1642: this song.<br>
1643: <br>
1644: [Instrumental]<br>
1645: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1646: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
! 1647: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1648: <br>
1649: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1650: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1651: <br>
1652: <br>
1653: <em>
1654: [Sorry, no commentary]
1655: <br>
1656: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1657: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1658: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1659: <br>
1660: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1661: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1662: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1663: </td></tr></table>
1664: <p>
1665: <em>
1666: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1667: <br>
1668: <br>
1669: </em>
1670:
1671: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1672: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1673: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1674: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1675: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1676: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1677: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1678: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1679: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1680: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
! 1681: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1682: <br>
1683: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1684: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1685: <br>
1686: <br>
1687: <em>
1688: [Sorry, no commentary]
1689: <br>
1690: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1691: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1692: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1693: <br>
1694: Back when I was twenty<br>
1695: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1696: All that I believed in<br>
1697: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1698: <br>
1699: All I ever wanted<br>
1700: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1701: And all the criticizing<br>
1702: Was something I'd endure<br>
1703: <br>
1704: The changes that I've been through<br>
1705: And the trials along the way<br>
1706: The battle isn't over<br>
1707: And I'm living day by day<br>
1708: <br>
1709: But I'm still here<br>
1710: <br>
1711: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1712: But I'm just being me<br>
1713: With my filter I can hide<br>
1714: My true identity<br>
1715: <br>
1716: One day when I was flying<br>
1717: Across the open skies<br>
1718: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1719: Had been weakened over time<br>
1720: <br>
1721: The server room was burning up<br>
1722: And melting the array<br>
1723: A little breath of cold air<br>
1724: Was enough to save the day<br>
1725: <br>
1726: CHORUS:<br>
1727: But I'm still here<br>
1728: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1729: I'm still free<br>
1730: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1731: I'm still me<br>
1732: <br>
1733: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1734: <br>
1735: Now that I am older<br>
1736: And I've been around so long<br>
1737: The world is ever changing<br>
1738: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1739: <br>
1740: CHORUS:<br>
1741: <br>
1742: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1743: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1744: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1745: </td></tr></table>
1746: <p>
1747: <em>
1748: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1749: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1750: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1751: <br>
1752: <br>
1753: </em>
1754:
1755: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1756: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1757: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1758: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1759: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1760: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1761: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1762: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1763: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1764: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
! 1765: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1766: <br>
1767: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1768: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1769: <br>
1770: <br>
1771: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1772: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1773: <br>
1774: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1775: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1776: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1777: <br>
1778: Welcome to the future<br>
1779: One very rich man<br>
1780: runs the Earth with<br>
1781: one multinational<br>
1782: owns your stuff<br>
1783: and owns your birth<br>
1784: <br>
1785: Everyone is armless<br>
1786: Personal robots<br>
1787: Do it all for you<br>
1788: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1789: One channel TV<br>
1790: never gonna bore you<br>
1791: <br>
1792: CHORUS<br>
1793: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1794: or a way to die<br>
1795: while alive and a loser<br>
1796: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1797: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1798: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1799: <br>
1800: Everyone is happy<br>
1801: No more government<br>
1802: No more media<br>
1803: Only the Company<br>
1804: Entertains you<br>
1805: while it feeds you<br>
1806: <br>
1807: Soylent Green pap<br>
1808: Eating your friends while<br>
1809: shopping, buying<br>
1810: Stupid applications<br>
1811: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1812: <br>
1813: CHORUS<br>
1814: <br>
1815: Take me back<br>
1816: Take me back<br>
1817: Please<br>
1818: Take me back<br>
1819: <br>
1820: Way back in my time<br>
1821: Open source kept<br>
1822: everyone choosing<br>
1823: People knew the insides<br>
1824: Of devices they were using<br>
1825: <br>
1826: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1827: Now it's locked and<br>
1828: dumbed down so much<br>
1829: One button coma<br>
1830: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1831: <br>
1832: CHORUS<br>
1833: <br>
1834: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1835: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1836: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1837: </td></tr></table>
1838: <p>
1839: <em>
1840: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1841: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1842: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1843: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1844: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1845: <br>
1846: <br>
1847: </em>
1848:
1849: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1850: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1851: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1852: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1853: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1854: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1855: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1856: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1857: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1858: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
! 1859: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1860: <br>
1861: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1862: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1863: <br>
1864: <br>
1865: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1866: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1867: <br>
1868: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1869: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1870: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1871: <br>
1872: I love to hate my PC<br>
1873: But now it's not so easy<br>
1874: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1875: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1876: <br>
1877: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1878: Intel's controlling you<br>
1879: And Microsoft is too<br>
1880: But this is nothing new<br>
1881: <br>
1882: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1883: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1884: Tangles and angles<br>
1885: In what could be straight forward<br>
1886: <br>
1887: Lost connections<br>
1888: Lost my mind<br>
1889: It's such a waste of time<br>
1890: <br>
1891: CHORUS<br>
1892: <br>
1893: Now on the motherboard<br>
1894: Where all my life is stored<br>
1895: Playing with garbage there<br>
1896: With rules so unfair<br>
1897: <br>
1898: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1899: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1900: Forcing us all to play<br>
1901: Our progress interrupted<br>
1902: <br>
1903: Lost connections<br>
1904: Lost my mind<br>
1905: It's such a waste of time<br>
1906: <br>
1907: CHORUS<br>
1908: <br>
1909: Yes I'm a user<br>
1910: And I'm not the only one<br>
1911: I'm not a loser<br>
1912: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1913: <br>
1914: And we will find it<br>
1915: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1916: Map our devices<br>
1917: And we know what it'll take<br>
1918: <br>
1919: Lost connections<br>
1920: Lost my mind<br>
1921: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1922: <br>
1923: (bridge)<br>
1924: On and on<br>
1925: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1926: All and all<br>
1927: We are one<br>
1928: Clean the dream<br>
1929: Gone wrong<br>
1930: We are Tron<br>
1931: On and on and on<br>
1932: <br>
1933: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1934: <br>
1935: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1936: <br>
1937: CHORUS<br>
1938: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1939: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1940: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1941: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1942: </td></tr></table>
1943: <p>
1944: <em>
1945: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
1946: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
1947: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 1948: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 1949: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 1950: <br>
1951: <br>
1952: </em>
1953:
1954: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 1955: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 1956: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 1957: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1958: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1959: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1960: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 1961: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1962: <br>
1.192 ! tb 1963: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 1964: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 1965: <br>
1966: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1967: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 1968: <br>
1969: <br>
1970: <em>
1971: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
1972: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 1973: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 1974: We recommend you read his story, entitled
1975: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
1976: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
1977: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
1978: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
1979: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
1980: probably not been read by enough people.
1981: <br>
1982: <br>
1983: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
1984: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
1985: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1986: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
1987: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
1988: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
1989: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
1990: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1991: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
1992: <br>
1993: <br>
1994: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
1995: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
1996: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
1997: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
1998: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
1999: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2000: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2001: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2002: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2003: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2004: <br>
2005: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2006: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2007: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2008: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2009: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2010: <br>
2011: <br>
2012: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2013: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2014: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2015: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2016: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2017: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2018: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2019: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2020: <br>
2021: <br>
2022: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2023: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2024: <br>
2025: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2026: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2027: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2028: <br>
2029: <center>
2030: <br>
2031: Source Wars<br>
2032: Episode IV<br>
2033: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2034: </center>
2035: <br>
2036: Not so very long ago<br>
2037: and not so far away<br>
2038: AT&T made system code<br>
2039: and gave some bits away<br>
2040: <br>
2041: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2042: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2043: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2044: for everyone on Earth<br>
2045: <br>
2046: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2047: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2048: And good old greed was back again<br>
2049: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2050: <br>
2051: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2052: sued BSDi from above<br>
2053: The code is free but<br>
2054: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2055: <br>
2056: The University came calling<br>
2057: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2058: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2059: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2060: <br>
2061: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2062: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2063: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2064: of BSD code all around<br>
2065: <br>
2066: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2067: of credit front to back<br>
2068: This broke the license USL<br>
2069: was using to attack<br>
2070: <br>
2071: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2072: and "settled" out of court<br>
2073: And UCB was big enough<br>
2074: to take it like a sport<br>
2075: <br>
2076: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2077: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2078: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2079: every book with proper dues<br>
2080: <br>
2081: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2082: apologetically<br>
2083: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2084: the same monopoly<br>
2085: <br>
2086: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2087: down if everybody saw<br>
2088: How greed became so big<br>
2089: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2090: <br>
2091: But only one community<br>
2092: the one that makes it tick<br>
2093: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2094: exposing hypocrites<br>
2095: <br>
2096: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2097: to tell the story right<br>
2098: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2099: and kept in shining light<br>
2100: <br>
2101: And may the source be with you<br>
2102: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2103: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2104: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2105: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2106: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2107: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2108: </td></tr></table>
2109: <p>
2110: <em>
2111: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2112: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2113: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2114: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2115: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2116: <br>
2117: <br>
2118: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2119:
2120: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2121: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2122: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2123: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2124: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2125: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2126: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2127: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2128: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2129: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
! 2130: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 2131: <br>
2132: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2133: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2134: <br>
2135: <br>
2136: <em>
2137: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2138: who is a lot like
2139: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2140: <br>
2141: <br>
2142: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2143: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2144: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2145: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2146: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2147: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2148: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2149: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2150: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2151: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2152: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2153: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2154: <br>
2155: <br>
2156: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2157: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2158: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2159: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2160: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2161: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2162: <br>
2163: <br>
2164: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2165: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2166: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2167: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2168: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2169: influence which he could use so falsely.
2170: <br>
2171: <br>
2172: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2173: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2174: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2175: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2176: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2177: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2178: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2179: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2180: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2181: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2182: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2183: <br>
2184: <br>
2185: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2186: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2187: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2188: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2189: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2190: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2191: <br>
2192: <br>
2193: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2194: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2195: follow their own stupid rules.
2196: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2197: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2198: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2199: <br>
2200: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2201: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2202: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2203: Tempting harpies<br>
2204: 13 years of treachery<br>
2205: <br>
2206: <br>
2207: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2208: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2209: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2210: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2211: <br>
2212: <br>
2213: But something's wrong with them<br>
2214: They will not take our free wares<br>
2215: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2216: Why are you so scared?<br>
2217: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2218: <br>
2219: <br>
2220: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2221: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2222: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2223: There are many new laws"<br>
2224: <br>
2225: <br>
1.98 okan 2226: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2227: "Puffy!<br>
2228: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2229: <br>
2230: <br>
2231: "First rule one dictates<br>
2232: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2233: <br>
2234: <br>
2235: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2236: <br>
2237: <br>
2238: "And rule two dictates<br>
2239: You must give it to me<br>
2240: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2241: <br>
2242: <br>
2243: "The list goes on of course<br>
2244: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2245: <br>
2246: <br>
2247: "This is madness!<br>
2248: He has lost his mind!<br>
2249: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2250: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2251: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2252: <br>
2253: <br>
2254: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2255: <br>
2256: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2257: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2258: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2259: </td></tr></table>
2260: <p>
2261: <em>
2262: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2263: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2264: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2265: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2266: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2267: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2268: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2269: <br>
2270: <br>
2271: </em>
2272:
2273: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2274: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2275: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2276: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2277: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2278: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2279: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2280: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2281: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2282: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
! 2283: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2284: <br>
2285: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2286: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2287: <br>
2288: <br>
2289: <em>
2290: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2291: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2292: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2293: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2294: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2295: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2296: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2297: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2298: away from the ideals very quickly.
2299: <p>
1.93 jmc 2300: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2301: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2302: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2303: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2304: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2305: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2306: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2307: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2308: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2309: <p>
2310: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2311: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2312: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2313: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2314: led to other issues.
2315: <p>
2316: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2317: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2318: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2319: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2320: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2321: <p>
2322: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2323: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2324: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2325: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2326: projects.
2327: <p>
2328: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2329: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2330: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2331: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2332: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2333: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2334: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2335: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2336: not for their agenda.
2337: <p>
2338: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2339: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2340: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2341: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2342: <p>
2343: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2344: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2345: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2346: <br>
2347: The starting line is nervous<br>
2348: we burst upon the course<br>
2349: Electric is our passion<br>
2350: An open hearted force<br>
2351: <br>
2352: The water's full of dangers<br>
2353: That interrupt the flow<br>
2354: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2355: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2356: <br>
2357: *Give and get back some<br>
2358: Sharing it all<br>
2359: Path we know best<br>
2360: we're having a ball<br>
2361: Opulent mission<br>
2362: Lost in our passion<br>
2363: You can still choose<br>
2364: If you don't swim to win<br>
2365: you'll never lose*<br>
2366: <br>
2367: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2368: <br>
2369: The window is a wall by now<br>
2370: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2371: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2372: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2373: <br>
2374: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2375: Flies too close to itself<br>
2376: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2377: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2378: <br>
2379: *CHORUS*<br>
2380: <br>
2381: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2382: <br>
2383: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2384: but this is not a race<br>
2385: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2386: for first or second place<br>
2387: <br>
2388: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2389: Were traded for real goals<br>
2390: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2391: For those with corporate souls<br>
2392: <br>
2393: *Give and get back some<br>
2394: Sharing it all<br>
2395: Path we know best<br>
2396: we're having a ball<br>
2397: Give and get zeros<br>
2398: Give and get ones<br>
2399: Given to you but<br>
2400: Not you to us<br>
2401: Opulent mission<br>
2402: Lost in our passion<br>
2403: You can still choose<br>
2404: If you don't swim to win<br>
2405: you'll never lose<br>
2406: You'll never lose*<br>
2407: <br>
2408: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2409: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2410: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2411: </td></tr></table>
2412: <p>
2413: <em>
2414: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2415: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2416: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2417: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2418: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2419: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2420: <br>
2421: <br>
2422: </em>
2423:
2424: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2425: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2426: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2427: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2428: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2429: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2430: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2431: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2432: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2433: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
! 2434: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2435: <br>
2436: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2437: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2438: <br>
2439: <br>
2440: <em>
2441: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2442: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2443: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2444: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2445: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2446: device support.
2447: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2448: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2449: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2450: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2451: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2452: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2453: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2454: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2455: weird, or even buggy.
2456: <p>
2457: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2458: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2459: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2460: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2461: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2462: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2463: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2464: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2465: OpenBSD, either).
2466: <p>
2467: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2468: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2469: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2470: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2471: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2472: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2473: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2474: <p>
1.82 jsg 2475: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2476: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2477: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2478: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2479: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2480: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2481: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2482: would be fantastic by now.
2483: <p>
2484: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2485: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2486: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2487: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2488: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2489: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2490: <br>
2491: Here's an old story ...<br>
2492: <br>
2493: <br>
2494: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2495: We all know the details<br>
2496: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2497: some serious loot,<br>
2498: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2499: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2500: The little guy who<br>
2501: did the best with what he had<br>
2502: <br>
2503: <br>
2504: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2505: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2506: in moderation<br>
2507: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2508: <br>
2509: <br>
2510: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2511: never give him the password<br>
2512: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2513: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2514: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2515: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2516: So do the best with what you have<br>
2517: <br>
2518: <br>
2519: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2520: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2521: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2522: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2523: <br>
2524: <br>
2525: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2526: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2527: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2528: then made him better off dead<br>
2529: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2530: <br>
2531: <br>
2532: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2533: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2534: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2535: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2536: for each consecutive cut<br>
2537: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2538: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2539: <br>
2540: <br>
2541: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2542: it's where you dig the well<br>
2543: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2544: the little guy does right<br>
2545: <br>
2546: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2547: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2548: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2549: </td></tr></table>
2550: <p>
2551: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2552: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2553: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2554: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2555: <br>
2556: <br>
2557: </em>
2558:
2559: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2560: <a name=40b></a>
2561: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2562: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2563: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2564: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2565: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2566: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2567: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2568: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2569: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2570: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
! 2571: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2572: <br>
2573: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2574: <br>
2575: <br>
2576: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2577: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2578: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2579: <p>
2580: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2581: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2582: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2583: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2584: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2585: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2586: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2587: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2588: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2589: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2590: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2591: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2592: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2593: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2594: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2595: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2596: Be Open<br>
2597: Be Vocal<br>
2598: Stay Open<br>
2599: Stay Vocal<br>
2600: <br>
2601: (repeat)<br>
2602: <br>
2603: OpenBSD<br>
2604: <br>
2605: Twice a year,<br>
2606: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2607: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2608: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2609: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2610: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2611: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2612: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2613: and a license application<br>
2614: is a fishybomination<br>
2615: and a random allocation<br>
2616: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2617: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2618: OK stop.<br>
2619: I get it.<br>
2620: Some asshole lied.<br>
2621: <br>
2622: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2623: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2624: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2625: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2626: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2627: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2628: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2629: OK stop.<br>
2630: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2631: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2632: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2633: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2634: I get it.<br>
2635: Where's my pencils?<br>
2636: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2637: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2638: Be Open<br>
2639: Be Vocal<br>
2640: Stay Open<br>
2641: Stay Vocal<br>
2642: <br>
2643: (repeat)<br>
2644: <br>
2645: Then he has another beer and<br>
2646: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2647: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2648: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2649: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2650: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2651: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2652: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2653: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2654: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2655: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2656: every time, every song!<br>
2657: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2658: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2659: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2660: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2661: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2662: <br>
2663: (beat boxin')<br>
2664: <br>
2665: <br>
2666: </td></tr></table>
2667: <p>
2668: <em>
2669: <br>
2670: </em>
2671:
2672: <hr>
2673: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2674: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2675: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2676: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2677: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2678: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2679: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2680: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2681: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
! 2682: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2683: <br>
2684: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2685: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2686: <br>
2687: <br>
2688: <em>
2689: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2690: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2691: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2692: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2693: <br>
2694: <br>
2695: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2696: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2697: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2698: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2699: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2700: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2701: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2702: <br>
2703: <br>
2704: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2705: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2706: <br>
2707: <br>
2708: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2709: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2710: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2711: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2712: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2713: <br>
2714: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2715: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2716: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2717: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2718: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2719: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2720: <br>
2721: <br>
2722: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2723: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2724: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2725: other developers.
2726: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2727: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2728: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2729: <br>
2730: <br>
2731: <br>
2732: Humppa negala<br>
2733: Humppa negala<br>
2734: Humppa negala<br>
2735: Venismechah<br>
2736: <br>
2737: Humppa negala<br>
2738: Humppa negala<br>
2739: Humppa negala<br>
2740: Venismechah<br>
2741: <br>
2742: Humppa neranenah<br>
2743: Humppa neranenah<br>
2744: Humppa neranenah<br>
2745: Venismechah<br>
2746: <br>
2747: Humppa neranenah<br>
2748: Humppa neranenah<br>
2749: Humppa neranenah<br>
2750: Venismechah<br>
2751: <br>
2752: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2753: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2754: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2755: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2756: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2757: uru achim!<br>
2758: uru achim!<br>
2759: OpenBSD!<br>
2760: <br>
2761: <br>
2762: (circus torture)<br>
2763: <br>
2764: <br>
2765: Humppa negala<br>
2766: Humppa negala<br>
2767: Humppa negala<br>
2768: Venismechah<br>
2769: <br>
2770: Humppa negala<br>
2771: Humppa negala<br>
2772: Humppa negala<br>
2773: Venismechah<br>
2774: <br>
2775: Humppa neranenah<br>
2776: Humppa neranenah<br>
2777: Humppa neranenah<br>
2778: Venismechah<br>
2779: <br>
2780: Humppa neranenah<br>
2781: Humppa neranenah<br>
2782: Humppa neranenah<br>
2783: Venismechah<br>
2784: <br>
2785: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2786: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2787: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2788: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2789: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2790: uru achim!<br>
2791: uru achim!<br>
2792: OpenBSD!<br>
2793: <br>
2794: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2795: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2796: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2797: </td></tr></table>
2798: <p>
2799: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2800: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2801: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2802: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2803: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2804: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2805: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2806: <br>
2807: <br>
2808: </em>
2809:
2810: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2811: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2812: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2813: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2814: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2815: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2816: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2817: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2818: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2819: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
! 2820: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2821: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2822: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2823: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2824: <br>
2825: <br>
2826: <em>
2827: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2828: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2829: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2830: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2831: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2832: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2833: <br>
2834: <br>
2835: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2836: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2837: <br>
2838: <br>
2839: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2840: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2841: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2842: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2843: <br>
2844: <br>
2845: <ul>
2846: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2847: at any time.<br>
2848: <br>
2849: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2850: <br>
2851: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2852: <br>
2853: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2854: <br>
2855: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2856: <br>
2857: <li>
2858: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2859: less portable.<br>
2860: <br>
2861: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2862: </ul>
2863: <br>
2864: <br>
2865: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2866: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2867: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2868: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2869: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2870: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2871: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2872: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2873: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2874: <br><br><br>
2875: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2876: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2877: there was nothin' shady<br>
2878: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2879: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2880: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2881: <br>
2882: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2883: blah blah blah<br>
2884: Blah!<br>
2885: <br>
2886: <br>
2887: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2888: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2889: <br>
2890: <br>
2891: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2892: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2893: with a drop of goo<br>
2894: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2895: But by the time he graduated<br>
2896: Blob was business slime!<br>
2897: <br>
2898: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2899: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2900: blah blah<br>
2901: <br>
2902: <br>
2903: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2904: <br>
2905: <br>
2906: Now everybody had it<br>
2907: they was drivin' around<br>
2908: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2909: for convenience now<br>
2910: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2911: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2912: <br>
2913: <br>
2914: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2915: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2916: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2917: blah blah<br>
2918: <br>
2919: <br>
2920: It's linkin' time!<br>
2921: <br>
2922: <br>
2923: Now it was out of control<br>
2924: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2925: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2926: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2927: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2928: <br>
2929: <br>
2930: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2931: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2932: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2933: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2934: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2935: <br>
2936: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2937: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2938: And he battled the Blob<br>
2939: who had crossed the line<br>
2940: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2941: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2942: <br>
2943: <br>
2944: But it was too late!<br>
2945: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
2946: He wants your video!<br>
2947: Ya he wants your net!<br>
2948: He wants your drive!<br>
2949: He wants it all!!<br>
2950: <br>
2951: <br>
2952: Somebody help us!<br>
2953: Noooooooo!<br>
2954: NVIDIA!<br>
2955: Intel!<br>
2956: Atheros!<br>
2957: 3-Ware!<br>
2958: VIA!<br>
2959: ATI!<br>
2960: Broadcom!<br>
2961: TI!<br>
2962: Myricom!<br>
2963: HighPoint!<br>
2964: Adaptec!<br>
2965: Mylex!<br>
2966: ICP Vortex!<br>
2967: and IBM!<br>
2968: Takin' over the world!<br>
2969: <br>
2970: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2971: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2972: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 2973: </td></tr></table>
2974: <p>
2975: <em>
2976: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2977: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2978: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 2979: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
2980: Theo de Raadt.
2981: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
2982: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
2983: Drums by Jim Buick.
2984: <br>
2985: <br>
2986: </em>
2987:
2988: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 2989: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 2990: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 2991: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2992: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2993: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2994: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 2995: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2996: <br>
1.192 ! tb 2997: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
! 2998: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2999: Instrumental version
1.192 ! tb 3000: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
! 3001: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3002: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3003: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3004: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3005: <br>
3006: <br>
3007: <em>
3008: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3009: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3010: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3011: their devices.
3012: <p>
3013: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3014: for the
1.168 sthen 3015: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3016: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3017: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3018: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3019: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3020: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3021: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3022: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3023: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3024: <p>
3025: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3026: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3027: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3028: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3029: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3030: "quality" to show its head.
3031: <p>
3032: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3033: <br>
3034: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3035: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3036: <li>Repair
3037: </ul>
3038: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3039: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3040: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3041: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3042: <p>
3043: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3044: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3045: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3046: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3047: <p>
3048: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3049: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3050: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3051: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3052: <p>
3053: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3054: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3055: the AMI controllers.
3056: <p>
3057: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3058: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3059: basic RAID management:
3060: <ul>
3061: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3062: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3063: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3064: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3065: </ul>
3066: <p>
3067: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3068: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3069: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3070: <p>
3071: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3072: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3073: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3074: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3075: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3076: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3077: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3078: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3079: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3080: controllers.
3081: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3082: would not get documentation, either.
3083: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3084: look saintly.
3085: <p>
3086: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3087: in OpenBSD, please buy
3088: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3089: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3090: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3091: will just work</a>.
3092: <p>
3093: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3094: <br>
3095: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3096: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3097: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3098: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3099: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3100: <br>
3101: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3102: <br>
3103: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3104: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3105: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3106: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3107: <br>
3108: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3109: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3110: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3111: <br>
3112: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3113: <br>
3114: <br>
3115: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3116: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3117: <br>
3118: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3119: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3120: <br>
3121: <br>
3122: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3123: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3124: <br>
3125: <br>
3126: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3127: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3128: <br>
3129: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3130: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3131: <br>
3132: <br>
3133: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3134: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3135: <br>
3136: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3137: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3138: <br>
3139: <br>
3140: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3141: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3142: there before him
3143: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3144: secure operating system,
3145: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3146: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3147: <br>
3148: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3149: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3150: <br>
3151: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3152: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3153: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3154: </td></tr></table>
3155: <p>
3156: <em>
3157: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3158: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3159: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3160: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3161: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3162: <br>
3163: <br>
3164: </em>
3165:
3166: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3167: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3168: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3169: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3170: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3171: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3172: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3173: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3174: <br>
1.192 ! tb 3175: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
! 3176: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 3177: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3178: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3179: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3180: <br>
3181: <br>
3182: <em>
3183: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3184: good device support.<br>
3185: <br>
3186: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3187: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3188: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3189: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3190: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3191: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3192: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3193: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3194: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3195: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3196: <br>
3197: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3198: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3199: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3200: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3201: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3202: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3203: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3204: <br>
3205: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3206: <br>
3207: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3208: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3209: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3210: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3211: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3212: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3213: <br>
3214:
3215: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3216: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3217: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3218: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3219: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3220: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3221: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3222: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3223: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3224: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3225: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3226: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3227: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3228: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3229: <br>
3230: <br>
3231: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3232: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3233: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3234: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3235: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3236: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3237: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3238: development information for all, but are even going further and
3239: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3240: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3241: <br>
3242: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3243: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3244: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3245: <br>
3246: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3247: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3248: send out the alarm<br>
3249: and the shit storm flies<br>
3250: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3251: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3252: twisting up a ride<br>
3253: to the land of OS<br>
3254: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3255: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3256: The open slippers red are<br>
3257: Hers to take<br>
3258: <br>
1.53 otto 3259: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3260: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3261: <br>
3262: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3263: To get yourself back home<br>
3264: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3265: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3266: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3267: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3268: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3269: You'll never lose<br>
3270: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3271: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3272: lazy and insane<br>
3273: but they sang OK<br>
3274: <br>
1.53 otto 3275: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3276: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3277: <br>
3278: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3279: The city glows<br>
3280: It's positively green<br>
3281: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3282: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3283: <br>
3284: Go to the west<br>
3285: You must pass the test<br>
3286: For me<br>
3287: Bring me the ride<br>
3288: of the witch I despise<br>
3289: And you'll be free<br>
3290: <br>
3291: You don't need the broom<br>
3292: You don't need the shoes<br>
3293: You don't need the wiz<br>
3294: You will never lose<br>
3295: You have all you need<br>
3296: You always had heart<br>
3297: You always had courage<br>
3298: Did somebody fart?<br>
3299: You always had brains<br>
3300: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3301: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3302: But you've got some balls<br>
3303: So double click heels<br>
3304: and work with Taiwan<br>
3305: And speak to your doggie<br>
3306: You're already gone....<br>
3307: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3308: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3309: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3310: </td></tr></table>
3311: <p>
3312: <em>
3313: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3314: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3315: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3316: Semaka,
3317: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3318: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3319: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3320: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3321: <br>
3322: <br>
3323: </em>
3324:
3325: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3326: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3327: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3328: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3329: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3330: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3331: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3332: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3333: <br>
1.192 ! tb 3334: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
! 3335: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3336: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3337: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3338: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3339: <br>
3340: <br>
3341: <em>
3342: What is up with some free software providers?!
3343: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3344: <p>
3345: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3346: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3347: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3348: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3349: going to remember them in the end.
3350: <p>
3351: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3352: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3353: offerings in the last few years:
3354: <ul>
3355: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3356: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3357: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3358: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3359: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3360: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3361: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3362: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3363: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3364: <p>
3365: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3366: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3367: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3368: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3369: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3370: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3371: <p>
3372: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3373: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3374: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3375: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3376: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3377: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3378: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3379: </ul>
3380: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3381: others who will follow them:
3382: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3383: replace it.
3384: <br>
3385: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3386: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3387: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3388: <br>
3389: <br>
3390: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3391: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3392: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3393: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3394: <p>
3395: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3396: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3397: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3398: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3399: <p>
3400: <br>
3401: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3402: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3403: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3404: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3405: <p>
3406: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3407: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3408: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3409: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3410: <p>
3411: <br>
3412: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3413: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3414: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3415: So he fought the fight<br>
3416: and he set things right<br>
3417: With his OpenBSD<br>
3418: <p>
3419: <br>
3420: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3421: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3422: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3423: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3424: <p>
3425: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3426: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3427: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3428: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3429: <p>
3430: <br>
3431: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3432: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3433: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3434: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3435: <p>
3436: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3437: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3438: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3439: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3440: <p>
3441: <br>
3442: CHORUS<br>
3443: <p>
3444: <br>
3445: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3446: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3447: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3448: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3449: <p>
3450: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3451: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3452: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3453: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3454: <p>
3455: <br>
3456: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3457: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3458: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3459: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3460: <p>
3461: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3462: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3463: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3464: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3465: <p>
3466: <br>
3467: CHORUS<br>
3468: <br>
3469: <p>
3470: That's right!<br>
3471: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3472: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3473: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3474: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3475: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3476: </td></tr></table>
3477: <p>
3478: <em>
3479: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3480: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3481: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3482: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3483: <br>
3484: <br>
3485: </em>
3486:
3487: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3488: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3489: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3490: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3491: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3492: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3493: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3494: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3495: <br>
1.192 ! tb 3496: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
! 3497: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3498: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3499: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3500: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3501: <br>
3502: <br>
3503: <em>
3504: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3505: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3506: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3507: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3508: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3509: <p>
3510: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3511: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3512: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3513: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3514: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3515: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3516: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3517: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3518: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3519: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3520: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3521: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3522: <p>
3523: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3524: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3525: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3526: Redundancy Protocol); on
3527: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3528: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3529: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3530: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3531: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3532: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3533: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3534: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3535: There was much deliberation</a>
3536: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3537: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3538: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3539: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3540: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3541: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3542: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3543: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3544: eh?
3545: <p>
3546: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3547: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3548: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3549: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3550: claim patent rights.
3551: <p>
3552: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3553: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3554: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3555: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3556: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3557: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3558: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3559: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3560: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3561: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3562: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3563: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3564: <p>
3565: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3566: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3567: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3568: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3569: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3570: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3571: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3572: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3573: like all others, except against the community.
3574: <p>
3575: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3576: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3577: <p>
3578: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3579: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3580: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3581: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3582: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3583: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3584: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3585: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3586: it to use cryptography.
3587: <p>
3588: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3589: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3590: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3591: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3592: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3593: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3594: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3595: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3596: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3597: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3598: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3599: <p>
3600: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3601: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3602: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3603: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3604: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3605: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3606: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3607: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3608: <p>
3609: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3610: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3611: <br>
3612: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3613: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3614: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3615: <br>
3616: <br>
3617: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3618: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3619: <br>
3620: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3621: A what?
3622: <br>
3623: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3624: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3625: <br>
3626: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3627: Well, it's free isn't it?
3628: <br>
3629: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3630: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3631: <br>
3632: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3633: What?
3634: <br>
3635: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3636: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3637: <br>
3638: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3639: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3640: <br>
3641: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3642: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3643: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3644: <br>
3645: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3646: You must be a looney.
3647: <br>
3648: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3649: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3650: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3651: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3652: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3653: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3654: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3655: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3656: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3657: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3658: <br>
3659: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3660: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3661: <br>
3662: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3663: Yes.
3664: <br>
3665: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3666: For a free redundancy protocol?
3667: <br>
3668: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3669: Yes.
3670: <br>
3671: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3672: You are a looney.
3673: <br>
3674: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3675: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3676: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3677: VRRP.
3678: <br>
3679: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3680: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3681: <br>
3682: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3683: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3684: <br>
3685: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3686: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3687: <br>
3688: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3689: Yes there is!
3690: <br>
3691: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3692: Isn't!
3693: <br>
3694: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3695: Is!
3696: <br>
3697: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3698: Isn't!
3699: <br>
3700: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3701: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3702: <br>
3703: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3704: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3705: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3706: <br>
3707: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3708: The man didn't have the right form.
3709: <br>
3710: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3711: What man?
3712: <br>
3713: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3714: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3715: <br>
3716: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3717: The looney detector van, you mean.
3718: <br>
3719: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3720: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3721: <br>
3722: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3723: What redundancy detector van?
3724: <br>
3725: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3726: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3727: <br>
3728: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3729: Cizzz-coeee?
3730: <br>
3731: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3732: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3733: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3734: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3735: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3736: <br>
3737: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3738: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3739: <br>
3740: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3741: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3742: <br>
3743: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3744: What PIX?
3745: <br>
3746: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3747: The PIX I'm replacing!
3748: <br>
3749: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3750: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3751: license it?
3752: <br>
3753: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3754: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3755: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3756: <br>
3757: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3758: No they didn't!
3759: <br>
3760: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3761: Did!
3762: <br>
3763: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3764: Didn't!
3765: <br>
3766: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3767: Did, did, did and did!
3768: <br>
3769: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3770: Oh, all right.
3771: <br>
3772: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3773: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3774: license?
3775: <br>
3776: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3777: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3778: <br>
3779: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3780: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3781: <br>
3782: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3783: A license?
3784: <br>
3785: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3786: Yes.
3787: <br>
3788: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3789: For your firewall?
3790: <br>
3791: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3792: No.
3793: <br>
3794: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3795: No?
3796: <br>
3797: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3798: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3799: <br>
3800: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3801: You're off your chump.
3802: <br>
3803: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3804: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3805: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3806: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3807: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3808: <br>
3809: <br>
3810: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3811: <br>
3812: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3813: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3814: But standard it<br>
3815: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3816: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3817: the IETF<br>
3818: you see?<br>
3819: <br>
3820: But can VRRP<br>
3821: be said to be<br>
3822: or not to be<br>
3823: a standard, see,<br>
3824: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3825: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3826: <br>
3827: Singing...<br>
3828: <br>
3829: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3830: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3831: O P E N B S D<br>
3832: CARP is free<br>
3833: <br>
3834: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3835: let through IETF to mean<br>
3836: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3837: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3838: <br>
3839: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3840: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3841: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3842: <br>
3843: 1 1 2,<br>
3844: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3845: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3846: <br>
3847: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3848: bisected accidentally,<br>
3849: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3850: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3851: <br>
3852: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3853: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3854: <br>
3855: The End<br>
3856: <br>
3857: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3858: <br>
3859: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3860: <br>
3861: Geddy must be free.<br>
3862: <br>
3863: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3864: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3865: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3866: </td></tr></table>
3867: <p>
3868: <em>
3869: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3870: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3871: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3872: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3873: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3874: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3875: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3876: <br>
3877: <br>
3878: </em>
3879:
3880: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3881: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3882: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3883: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3884: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3885: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3886: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3887: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3888: <br>
1.192 ! tb 3889: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
! 3890: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3891: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3892: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3893: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3894: <br>
3895: <br>
3896: <em>
3897: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3898: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3899: forces of the draconian government!
3900: <p>
3901: <br>
3902: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3903: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3904: of recent happenings.
3905: <p>
3906: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3907: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3908: security research and development .. on things that
3909: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3910: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3911: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3912: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3913: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3914: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3915: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3916: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3917: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3918: <p>
3919: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3920: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3921: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 3922: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3923: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3924: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3925: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3926: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3927: theft of oil.
3928: <p>
3929: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3930: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3931: <p>
3932: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3933: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3934: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3935: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3936: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3937: the project."
3938: <p>
3939: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3940: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3941: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3942: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
3943: <p>
3944: Since the termination came near natural contract
3945: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
3946: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
3947: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
3948: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 3949: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 3950: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
3951: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
3952: <p>
3953: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
3954: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
3955: of Robin Hood.
3956: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3957: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3958: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 3959: <br>
3960: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
3961: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
3962: He had found the crusades<br>
3963: were an endless charade<br>
3964: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
3965: <br>
3966: <br>
3967: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
3968: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
3969: Clever chums they did find<br>
3970: other fish of their kind<br>
3971: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
3972: <br>
3973: <br>
3974: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
3975: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
3976: With CD's and their freedom<br>
3977: for to share online<br>
3978: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
3979: <br>
3980: <br>
3981: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
3982: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
3983: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
3984: to the teaming schools<br>
3985: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
3986: <br>
3987: <br>
3988: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
3989: They called it "BSD"!<br>
3990: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
3991: So raise up your glass and<br>
3992: three cheers to the Funny<br>
3993: Fish for never running<br>
3994: and making something good!<br>
3995: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
3996: <br>
3997: <br>
3998: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
3999: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4000: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4001: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4002: Think he's a hero?<br>
4003: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4004: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4005: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4006: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4007: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4008: or we take away your worms too<br>
4009: <br>
4010: <br>
4011: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4012: Put on your glasses<br>
4013: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4014: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4015: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4016: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4017: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4018: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4019: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4020: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4021: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4022: <br>
4023: <br>
4024: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4025: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4026: And took back all the booty<br>
4027: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4028: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4029: <br>
4030: <br>
4031: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4032: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4033: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4034: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4035: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4036: <br>
4037: <br>
4038: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4039: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4040: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4041: So raise up your glass and<br>
4042: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4043: Fish for never running<br>
4044: and making something good!<br>
4045: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4046: <br>
4047:
4048: <br>
4049: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4050: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4051: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4052: </td></tr></table>
4053: <p>
4054: <em>
4055: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4056: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4057: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4058: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4059: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4060: <br>
4061: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4062: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4063: <br>
4064: </em>
4065:
1.23 jose 4066: <br>
4067: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4068: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4069: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4070: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4071: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4072: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4073: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4074: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4075: <br>
1.192 ! tb 4076: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
! 4077: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4078: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4079: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4080: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4081: <br>
4082: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4083: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4084: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4085: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4086: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4087: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4088: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4089: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4090: III processors. We want documentation, because
4091: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4092: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4093: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4094: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4095: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4096: mode.<br>
4097: <br>
4098: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4099: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4100: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4101: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4102: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4103: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4104: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4105: Black was the protocol<br>
4106: <p>
4107: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4108: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4109: Then from the ocean came<br>
4110: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4111: <br>
4112: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4113: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4114: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4115: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4116: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4117: <p>
4118: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4119: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4120: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4121: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4122: <p>
4123: And there he found<br>
4124: His destiny<br>
4125: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4126: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4127: <p>
4128: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4129: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4130: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4131: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4132: <p>
4133: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4134: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4135: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4136: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4137: <p>
4138: Broke down the guard<br>
4139: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4140: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4141: All alone and only bones<br>
4142: <p>
4143: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4144: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4145: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4146: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4147: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4148: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4149: </td></tr></table>
4150: <p>
4151: <em>
4152: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4153: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4154: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4155: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4156: </em>
4157:
4158: <br>
4159: <hr>
1.9 millert 4160: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4161: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4162: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4163: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4164: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4165: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4166: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4167: <br>
1.192 ! tb 4168: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
! 4169: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4170: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4171: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4172: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4173: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4174: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4175: Goldflipper<br>
4176: With golden skin<br>
4177: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4178: He's the machine<br>
4179: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4180: <p>
4181: And the fish<br>
4182: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4183: And the cat<br>
4184: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4185: <p>
4186: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4187: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4188: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4189: <p>
4190: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4191: <p>
1.9 millert 4192: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4193: catch the spikey one<br>
4194: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4195: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4196: <p>
1.9 millert 4197: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4198: and without a gun<br>
4199: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4200: <p>
1.9 millert 4201: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4202: such a sexy catch<br>
4203: Is she spying on him or<br>
4204: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4205: <p>
1.9 millert 4206: Oh double seven<br>
4207: Send me to Heaven<br>
4208: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4209: <p>
1.9 millert 4210: The women are fond<br>
4211: She knows what to do<br>
4212: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4213: <p>
1.9 millert 4214: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4215: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4216: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4217: <br>
4218: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4219: <p>
4220: <em>
1.9 millert 4221: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4222: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4223: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4224: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4225: </em>
4226:
4227: <br>
4228: <hr>
1.3 ian 4229: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4230: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4231: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4232: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4233: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4234: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4235: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4236: <br>
1.192 ! tb 4237: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
! 4238: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4239: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4240: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4241: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4242: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4243: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4244: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4245: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4246: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4247: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4248: <p>
4249: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4250: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4251: <p>
4252: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4253: Über tragic<br>
4254: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4255: <p>
4256: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4257: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4258: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4259: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4260: <p>
4261: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4262: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4263: <p>
4264: Chorus
4265: <p>
4266: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4267: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4268: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4269: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4270: <p>
4271: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4272: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4273: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4274: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4275: <p>
4276: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4277: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4278: <p>
4279: <em>
1.3 ian 4280: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4281: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4282: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4283: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4284: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4285: </em>
4286:
1.8 millert 4287: <br>
4288: <hr>
1.9 millert 4289: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4290: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4291: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4292: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4293: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4294: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4295: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4296: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4297: <br>
1.192 ! tb 4298: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
! 4299: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4300: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4301: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4302: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4303: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4304: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4305: <br>
4306: <br>
1.9 millert 4307: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4308: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4309: <p>
1.9 millert 4310: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4311: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4312: <p>
1.9 millert 4313: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4314: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4315: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4316: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4317: <p>
1.9 millert 4318: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4319: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4320: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4321: I'm secure by default<br>
4322: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4323: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4324: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4325: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4326: </td></tr></table>
4327: <p>
1.8 millert 4328: <em>
1.9 millert 4329: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4330: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4331: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4332: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4333: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4334: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4335:
1.1 deraadt 4336: </body>
4337: </html>
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