Annotation of www/lyrics.html, Revision 1.194
1.22 deraadt 1: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
1.29 david 2: "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
1.1 deraadt 3: <html>
4: <head>
1.170 tj 5: <title>OpenBSD: Release Songs</title>
1.157 deraadt 6: <meta charset="utf-8"/>
1.1 deraadt 7: <meta name="description" content="the OpenBSD release song lyrics page">
1.170 tj 8: <meta name="copyright" content="This document copyright 2000-2016 by OpenBSD.">
1.10 naddy 9: <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
1.170 tj 10: <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
11: <!-- XXX <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="openbsd.css"> -->
1.186 tb 12: <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html">
1.1 deraadt 13: </head>
14:
1.171 tb 15: <body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000" link="#23238E">
16:
1.169 deraadt 17: <h2>
18: <a href="index.html">
1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
26: software on an official CDROM set, with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.108 deraadt 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the CD,
1.175 deraadt 31: we join up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 32:
1.20 deraadt 33: <p>
1.182 deraadt 34: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 35: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 36: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 37: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
38: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 39:
1.183 deraadt 40: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 41: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
42:
1.193 deraadt 43: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
44: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
45: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 46: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
47:
48: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
49: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
50: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
51:
52: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
53: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
54: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
55: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
56: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
57: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
58: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
59: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
60: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
61: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
62:
63: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
64: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
65: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
66: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 67: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
68: <br>
69: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 70: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
71: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 72: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
73: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
74: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
75: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
76: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
77: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
78: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
79: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
80: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
81: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
82: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
83: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
84: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
85: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
86: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
87: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
88: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 89: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 90:
1.71 deraadt 91: <br>
1.182 deraadt 92: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 93: <br>
1.182 deraadt 94: <table><tr><td valign=top>
95: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
96: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
97: (no longer available)
98: </td><td>
99: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
100: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
101: (no longer available)
102: </td><td>
103: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
104: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
105: Buy it now!</a>
106: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 107: <br clear=all>
1.193 deraadt 108:
109: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 110: <a name=60></a>
111: <a name=60a></a>
112: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
113: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
114: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 115: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 116: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
117: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
118: <br>
1.192 tb 119: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
120: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.176 deraadt 121: <br>
1.182 deraadt 122: <em>
123: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
124: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
125: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
126: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
127: </em>
128: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 129: </td><td valign=top>
130: We don't need no exploitation<br>
131: We don't need no overflows<br>
132: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
133: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
134: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
135: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
136: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
137: <br>
138: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
139: <br>
140: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
141: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
142: <br>
143: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
144: <br>
145: </td><td valign=top align=right>
146: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
147: </td></tr></table>
148: <em>
149: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
150: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 151: </em>
152: <br>
153:
154: <hr>
155: <a name=60b></a>
156: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
157: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
158: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 159: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 160: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
161: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
162: <br>
1.192 tb 163: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
164: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 165: <br>
166: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
167: <br>
1.182 deraadt 168: <em>
169: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
170: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
171: components that help make a difference.
172: </em>
173: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 174: </td><td valign=top>
175: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
176: Hacking websites for control<br>
177: Can you crack me?<br>
178: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
179: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
180: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 181: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 182: Never give in: just fight!<br>
183: <br>
184: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
185: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
186: Can you phish me?<br>
187: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
188: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
189: Can you probe me?<br>
190: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
191: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
192: <br>
193: But it was all futility<br>
194: The firewall was strong<br>
195: As all can see<br>
196: No matter how he tried<br>
197: He could not break free()<br>
198: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
199: <br>
200: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
201: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
202: Can you scam me?<br>
203: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
204: Throwing packets with wget<br>
205: Can you hack me?<br>
206: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
207: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
208: <br>
209: </td><td valign=top align=right>
210: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
211: </td></tr></table>
212: <em>
213: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
214: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 215: </em>
216: <br>
217:
218: <hr>
219: <a name=60c></a>
220: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
221: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
222: <tr>
223: <td valign="top" width="30%">
224: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
225: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
226: <br>
1.192 tb 227: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
228: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
1.183 deraadt 229: <br>
230: <em>
231: Consider donating to our development efforts via
232: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
233: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
234: Canada and all over the world.
235: <p>
236: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
237: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 238: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 239: <p>
240: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
241: </em>
242: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
243: </td><td valign=top>
244: Money, donate your pay.<br>
245: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 246: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 247: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
248: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
249: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
250: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
251: <br>
252: Canaries have your back.<br>
253: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
254: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
255: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
256: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
257: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
258: <br>
259: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
260: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
261: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
262: Is the securest system today<br>
263: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
264: <br>
265: </td><td valign=top align=right>
266: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
267: </td></tr></table>
268: <em>
269: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
270: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
271: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 272: </em>
273: <br>
274:
275: <hr>
276: <a name=60d></a>
277: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
278: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
279: <tr>
280: <td valign="top" width="30%">
281: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
282: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
283: <br>
1.192 tb 284: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
285: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.187 deraadt 286: <br>
287: <em>
288: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
289: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
290: <p>
291: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
292: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
293: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
294: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
295: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
296: </em>
297: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
298: </td><td valign=top>
299: "Hello,<br>
300: Are there any experts out there?<br>
301: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
302: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
303: <br>
304: "I don't know how<br>
305: But I need this feature now.<br>
306: My users are pained<br>
307: I need my server up again."<br>
308: <br>
309: "Relax.<br>
310: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
311: Just the basic facts<br>
312: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
313: <br>
314: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
315: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
316: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
317: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
318: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
319: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
320: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
321: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
322: This is just how you are.<br>
323: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
324: <br>
325: OK<br>
326: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
327: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
328: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
329: <br>
330: Can you upgrade?<br>
331: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
332: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
333: Our patience is at null.<br>
334: <br>
335: "There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
336: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
337: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
338: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
339: Fork-bomb child.<br>
340: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
341: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
342: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
343: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
344: My inner child is crushed.<br>
345: My dreams are gone.<br>
346: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
347: <br>
348: </td><td valign=top align=right>
349: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
350: </td></tr></table>
351: <em>
352: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
353: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 354: </em>
355: <br>
356:
357: <hr>
358: <a name=60e></a>
359: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
360: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
361: <tr>
362: <td valign="top" width="30%">
363: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
364: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
365: <br>
1.192 tb 366: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
367: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
1.188 deraadt 368: <br>
369: <em>
370: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
371: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
372: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
373: <p>
374: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
375: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
376: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
377: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
378: others to follow our lead.
379: <p>
380: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
381: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
382: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
383: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
384: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
385: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
386: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
387: cause expense.
388: <p>
389: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
390: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
391: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
392: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
393: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
394: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
395: <p>
396: Enjoy
397: <p>
398: -Bob
399: </em>
400: </td><td valign=top>
401: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 402: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 403: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
404: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
405: <br>
406: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
407: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
408: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
409: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
410: <br>
411: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
412: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
413: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
414: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
415: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
416: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
417: <br>
418: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
419: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
420: <br>
421: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
422: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
423: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
424: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
425: <br>
426: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
427: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
428: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
429: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
430: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
431: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
432: <br>
433: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
434: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
435: <br>
436: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
437: <br>
438: </td><td valign=top align=right>
439: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
440: </td></tr></table>
441: <em>
442: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
443: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 444: </em>
445: <br>
446:
447: <hr>
448: <a name=60f></a>
449: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
450: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
451: <tr>
452: <td valign="top" width="30%">
453: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
454: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
455: <br>
1.192 tb 456: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
457: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
1.190 deraadt 458: <br>
459: <em>
460: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
461: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
462: now...
463: </em>
464: </td><td valign=top>
465: Goodbye CDs <br>
466: I'm done with you today<br>
467: Goodbye<br>
468: Goodbye<br>
469: Goodbye<br>
470: No more pre-production<br>
471: And no more long delays<br>
472: So I have peace<br>
473: Of mind<br>
474: Goodbye.<br>
475: <br>
476: </td><td valign=top align=right>
477: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
478: </td></tr></table>
479: <em>
480: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
481: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 ! deraadt 482: </em>
! 483: <br>
! 484:
! 485: <hr>
! 486: <a name=60g></a>
! 487: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
! 488: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
! 489: <tr>
! 490: <td valign="top" width="30%">
! 491: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
! 492: <br>
! 493: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
! 494: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
! 495: <br>
! 496: <em>
! 497: In Open Source philosphy, distinctions between progress or
! 498: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
! 499: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
! 500: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
! 501: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
! 502: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
! 503: </em>
! 504: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
! 505: </td><td valign=top>
! 506: So,<br>
! 507: So you think you can sell<br>
! 508: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
! 509: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
! 510: Would you sell the green fields<br>
! 511: to buy your own cage?<br>
! 512: Be stable for a wage?<br>
! 513: So you think you can sell<br>
! 514: <br>
! 515: Did you decide to trade<br>
! 516: Your leaders for stock?<br>
! 517: Complex code in the tree<br>
! 518: For simple code that was free?<br>
! 519: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
! 520: Did you walk out<br>
! 521: On a lead role in the war<br>
! 522: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
! 523: <br>
! 524: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
! 525: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
! 526: it's all so impure<br>
! 527: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
! 528: What do you prize?<br>
! 529: That same old lure<br>
! 530: Wish you were secure<br>
! 531: <br>
! 532: </td><td valign=top align=right>
! 533: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
! 534: </td></tr></table>
! 535: <em>
! 536: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
! 537: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 538: </em>
539: <br>
540:
541: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 542: <a name=59></a>
543: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 544: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 545: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
546: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 547: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 548: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
549: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
550: <br>
1.192 tb 551: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
552: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 553: <br>
1.182 deraadt 554: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 555: </td><td valign=top>
556: No lyrics.<br>
557: </td><td valign=top align=right>
558: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
559: </td></tr></table>
560: <em>
561: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
562: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
563: </em>
564: <br>
565:
566: <hr>
567: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 568: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 569: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
570: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 571: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 572: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
573: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
574: <br>
1.192 tb 575: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
576: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 577: <br>
578: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
579: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 580: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 581: </td><td valign=top>
582: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
583: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
584: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
585: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
586: <p>
587: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
588: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
589: <p>
590: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
591: Über tragic<br>
592: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
593: <p>
594: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
595: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
596: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
597: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
598: <p>
599: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
600: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
601: <p>
602: Chorus
603: <p>
604: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
605: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
606: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
607: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
608: <p>
609: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
610: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
611: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
612: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
613: <p>
614: Chorus<br>
615: </td><td valign=top align=right>
616: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
617: </td></tr></table>
618: <p>
619: <em>
620: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
621: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
622: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
623: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
624: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
625: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
626: </em>
627: <br>
1.158 deraadt 628:
629: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 630: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 631: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 632: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 633: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
634: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 635: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 636: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
637: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
638: <br>
1.192 tb 639: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
640: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 641: <br>
642: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
643: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
644: <p>
645: <em>
1.182 deraadt 646: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.164 tj 647: <a href="http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
648: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 649: <br>
650: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
651: ~322,000 commits<br>
652: ~44 commits/day average<br>
653: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
654: </em>
1.182 deraadt 655: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 656: </td><td valign=top>
657: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
658: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
659: Made commits to many a file<br>
660: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
661: <br>
662: Take a moment to view<br>
663: The source of all this code<br>
664: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
665: <br>
666: We're the openssh repository<br>
667: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
668: The openntpd repository<br>
669: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
670: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
671: The libressl repo too<br>
672: <br>
673: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
674: Re-used far and wide<br>
675: The license is so liberal<br>
676: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
677: We'd love for you to code...<br>
678: <br>
679: I don't really want to have to go<br>
680: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
681: The coder will commit the code<br>
682: That he wants all of you to load<br>
683: <br>
684: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
685: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
686: <br>
687: B... S... D...<br>
688: </td><td valign=top align=right>
689: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
690: </td></tr></table>
691: <p>
692: <em>
693: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
694: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
695: </em>
696: <br>
697:
698: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 699: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 700: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 701: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
702: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 703: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 704: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
705: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
706: <br>
1.192 tb 707: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
708: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 709: <br>
1.182 deraadt 710: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 711: </td><td valign=top>
712: No lyrics.<br>
713: </td><td valign=top align=right>
714: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
715: </td></tr></table>
716: <em>
717: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
718: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
719: </em>
720: <br>
1.152 deraadt 721:
722: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 723: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 724: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 725: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
726: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 727: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 728: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
729: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
730: <br>
1.192 tb 731: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
732: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 733: <br>
734: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
735: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 736: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 737: </td><td valign=top>
738: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
739: <br>
740: With every release,<br>
741: Puffy becomes better,<br>
742: a little better all the time.<br>
743: <br>
744: With every release,<br>
745: Puffy becomes better,<br>
746: so much better all the time.<br>
747: <br>
748: Let's count in sys:<br>
749: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
750: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
751: <br>
752: With every release,<br>
753: Puffy becomes better,<br>
754: really better all the time.<br>
755: <br>
756: Let's count in log:<br>
757: 314544 commits from developers<br>
758: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
759: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
760: <br>
761: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
762: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
763: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
764: <br>
765: With every release,<br>
766: Puffy becomes better,<br>
767: so much better all the time.<br>
768: <br>
769: With every release,<br>
770: Puffy becomes better,<br>
771: so much better all the time.<br>
772: <br>
773: With every release,<br>
774: Puffy becomes better.<br>
775: <br>
776: With every release,<br>
777: Puffy becomes better,<br>
778: so much better all the time.<br>
779: </td><td valign=top align=right>
780: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
781: </td></tr></table>
782: <p>
783: <em>
784: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
785: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
786: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
787: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 788: </em>
789: <br>
790:
791: <hr>
792: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 793: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 794: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
795: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 796: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 797: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
798: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
799: <br>
1.192 tb 800: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
801: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 802: <br>
803: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
804: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
805: <br>
1.182 deraadt 806: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 807: </td><td valign=top>
808: I read the news today oh boy<br>
809: About a silly man who made a change<br>
810: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
811: Well I just had to laugh<br>
812: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
813: <br>
814: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
815: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
816: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
817: They'd seen such code before<br>
818: Everyone was really sure<br>
819: It was from 1984..<br>
820: <br>
821: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
822: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
823: And though the code was rather gross<br>
824: They held their nose and dove.<br>
825: Having read the code..<br>
826: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
827: <br>
828: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
829: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
830: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
831: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
832: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
833: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
834: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
835: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
836: <br>
837: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
838: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
839: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
840: <br>
841: I read the news today oh boy<br>
842: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
843: And though the holes were rather small<br>
844: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 845: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 846: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
847: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
848: </td><td valign=top align=right>
849: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
850: </td></tr></table>
851: <p>
852: <em>
853: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
854: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
855: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
856: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
857: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
858: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
859: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
860: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
861: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
862: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
863: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
864: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
865: <br>
866: <br>
867: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
868: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 869: </em>
870: <br>
871:
872: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 873: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 874: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 875: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
876: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 877: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 878: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
879: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
880: <br>
1.192 tb 881: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
882: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 883: <br>
884: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
885: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 886: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 887: </td><td valign=top>
888: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
889: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 890: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
891: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 892: <br>
1.154 deraadt 893: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
894: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 895: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 896: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 897: <br>
898: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 899: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 900: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 901: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 902: <br>
903: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 904: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 905: I'm a Source Fish<br>
906: I'm a Source Fish<br>
907: <br>
1.154 deraadt 908: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 909: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 910: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
911: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 912: <br>
1.154 deraadt 913: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 914: I'm a Source Fish<br>
915: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 916: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 917: <br>
1.154 deraadt 918: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
919: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 920: <br>
921: Instrumental<br>
922: <br>
1.154 deraadt 923: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
924: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
925: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
926: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
927: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
928: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
929: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
930: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 931: </td><td valign=top align=right>
932: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
933: </td></tr></table>
934: <p>
935: <em>
936: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
937: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
938: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
939: </em>
940: <br>
1.126 deraadt 941:
942: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 943: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 944: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 945: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
946: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 947: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 948: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
949: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
950: <br>
1.192 tb 951: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
952: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 953: <br>
954: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
955: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 956: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 957: </td><td valign=top>
958: No lyrics.<br>
959: </td><td valign=top align=right>
960: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
961: </td></tr></table>
962: <p>
963: <em>
964: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
965: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
966: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
967: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
968: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
969: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
970: LibreSSL was released.
971: <p>
972: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
973: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
974: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
975: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
976: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
977: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
978: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
979: <p>
1.149 deraadt 980: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 981: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
982: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
983: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
984: than just posture?
985: </em>
1.182 deraadt 986: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 987: <p>
988: <em>
989: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
990: by Jonathan Lewis.
991: </em>
992: <br>
993:
994: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 995: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 996: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 997: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
998: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 999: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 1000: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1001: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1002: <br>
1.192 tb 1003: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1004: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 1005: <br>
1006: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1007: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1008: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1009: </td><td valign=top>
1010: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1011: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1012: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1013: <br>
1014: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1015: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1016: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1017: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1018: <br>
1019: <br>
1020: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1021: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1022: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1023: <br>
1024: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1025: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1026: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1027: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1028: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1029: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1030: <br>
1031: <br>
1032: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1033: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1034: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1035: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1036: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1037: </td></tr></table>
1038: <em>
1039: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1040: back to 1901. This is known as the
1041: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1042: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1043: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1044: <p>
1.146 guenther 1045: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1046: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1047: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1048: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1049: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1050: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1051: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1052: <p>
1053: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1054: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1055: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1056: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1057: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1058: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1059: <p>
1060: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1061: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1062: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1063: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1064: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1065: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1066: <p>
1067: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1068: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1069: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1070: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1071: <p>
1072: <em>
1073: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1074: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1075: </em>
1076: <br>
1077:
1078: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1079: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1080: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1081: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1082: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1083: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 1084: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1085: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1086: <br>
1.192 tb 1087: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1088: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 1089: <br>
1090: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1091: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1092: <br>
1093: <br>
1094: <em>
1095: do { to loop<br>
1096: at least one time<br>
1097: <br>
1098: regexp,<br>
1099: to match a chunk of text<br>
1100: <br>
1101: main, the name,<br>
1102: by which I'm called<br>
1103: <br>
1104: for,<br>
1105: another kind of loop<br>
1106: <br>
1107: sem,<br>
1108: a way to block a thread<br>
1109: <br>
1110: log<br>
1111: a func to follow sem<br>
1112: <br>
1113: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1114: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1115: <br>
1116: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1117: <br>
1118: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1119: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1120: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1121: <br>
1122: <br>
1123: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1124: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1125: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1126: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1127: <br>
1128: <br>
1129: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1130: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1131: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1132: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1133: <br>
1134: <br>
1135: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1136: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1137: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1138: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1139: <br>
1140: <br>
1141: (chorus)<br>
1142: <br>
1143: <br>
1144: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1145: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1146: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1147: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1148: <br>
1149: <br>
1150: (repeat)<br>
1151: <br>
1152: <br>
1153: (chorus)<br>
1154: <br>
1155: <br>
1156: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1157: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1158: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1159: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1160: <br>
1161: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1162: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1163: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1164: </td></tr></table>
1165: <p>
1166: <em>
1167: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1168: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1169: <br>
1170: <br>
1171: </em>
1172:
1173: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1174: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1175: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1176: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1177: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1178: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 1179: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1180: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1181: <br>
1.192 tb 1182: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1183: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 1184: <br>
1185: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1186: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1187: <br>
1188: <br>
1189: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1190: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1191: <br>
1192: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1193: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1194: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1195: <br>
1196: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1197: <br>
1198: [laughs]<br>
1199: <br>
1200: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1201: <br>
1202: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1203: <br>
1204: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1205: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1206: <br>
1207: Time to dump core.<br>
1208: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1209: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1210: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1211: </td></tr></table>
1212: <p>
1213: <em>
1214: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1215: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1216: <br>
1217: <br>
1218: </em>
1219:
1220: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1221: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1222: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1223: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1224: <tr>
1225: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1226: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1227: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1228: <br>
1.192 tb 1229: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1230: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 1231: <br>
1232: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1233: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1234: <br>
1235: <br>
1236: <em>
1.132 beck 1237: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1238: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1239: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1240: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1241: under particular Linux distributions.
1242: <p>
1243: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1244: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1245: <p>
1246: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1247: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1248: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1249: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1250: <p>
1251: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1252: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1253: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1254: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1255: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1256: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1257: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1258: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1259: <br>
1260: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1261: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1262: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1263: <br>
1.132 beck 1264: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1265: We are in every way Posix<br>
1266: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1267: We won't need any other.<br>
1268: <br>
1269: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1270: It's better than the last you know<br>
1271: Another million bits that changed<br>
1272: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1273: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1274: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1275: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1276: <br>
1277: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1278: Others can work around this hell<br>
1279: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1280: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1281: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1282: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1283: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1284: We are Posix<br>
1285: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1286: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1287: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1288: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1289: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1290: </td></tr></table>
1291: <p>
1292: <em>
1293: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1294: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1295: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1296: Studios.
1297: <br>
1298: <br>
1299: </em>
1300:
1301: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1302: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1303: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1304: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1305: <tr>
1306: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1307: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1308: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1309: <br>
1.192 tb 1310: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1311: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1312: <br>
1313: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1314: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1315: <br>
1316: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1317: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1318: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1319: <br>
1320: If you've got a bug<br>
1321: That you just can't shove<br>
1322: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1323: Bugbusters!<br>
1324: <br>
1325: Buffer overflow?<br>
1326: Don't know where to go<br>
1327: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1328: Bugbusters!<br>
1329: <br>
1330: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1331: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1332: <br>
1333: And you're off by one<br>
1334: And it ain't no fun<br>
1335: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1336: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1337: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1338: If your system's down<br>
1339: And it makes you frown<br>
1340: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1341: Bugbusters!<br>
1342: <br>
1343: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1344: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1345: <br>
1346: If you need a trace<br>
1347: Gonna win that race<br>
1348: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1349: Bugbusters!<br>
1350: <br>
1351: If you got a crash<br>
1352: And you got no cash<br>
1353: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1354: Bugbusters!<br>
1355: <br>
1356: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1357: <br>
1358: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1359: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1360: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1361: </td></tr></table>
1362: <p>
1363: <em>
1364: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1365: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1366: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1367: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1368: <br>
1369: <br>
1370: </em>
1371:
1372: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1373: <a name=51b></a>
1374: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1375: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1376: <tr>
1377: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1378: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1379: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1380: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1381: <br>
1382: <br>
1.192 tb 1383: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1384: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1385: <br>
1386: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1387: <br>
1388: <br>
1389: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1390: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1391: <p>
1392: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1393: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1394: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1395: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1396: <p>
1397: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1398: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1399: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1400: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1401: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1402: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1403: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1404: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1405: <p>
1406: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1407: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1408: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1409: two bonus tracks).
1410: <p>
1411: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1412: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1413: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1414: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1415: Shut up and hack!<br>
1416: In the hack room<br>
1417: In the back room<br>
1418: Wires everywhere<br>
1419: <br>
1420: At the tables<br>
1421: Fingers able<br>
1422: Take another dare!<br>
1423: <br>
1424: Close up your holes<br>
1425: Pick up the slack!<br>
1426: Get your head down!<br>
1427: Shut up and hack!<br>
1428: Close up your holes<br>
1429: Pick up the slack!<br>
1430: Get your head down!<br>
1431: Shut up and hack!<br>
1432: <br>
1433: Coding faster<br>
1434: You're the master<br>
1435: of security<br>
1436: <br>
1437: In your t-shirts<br>
1438: Hack till it hurts<br>
1439: This is how to be free<br>
1440: <br>
1441: CHORUS<br>
1442: <br>
1443: Hit the pub now<br>
1444: We're a club now<br>
1445: Trading genius for free<br>
1446: <br>
1447: Have a laugh and<br>
1448: Be a rock band<br>
1449: This is how it should be!<br>
1450: <br>
1451: CHORUS<br>
1452: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1453: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1454: <br>
1455: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1456: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1457:
1458: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1459: <a name=51c></a>
1460: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1461: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1462: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1463: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1464: <br>
1465: <br>
1.192 tb 1466: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1467: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1468: <em>
1469: <p>
1470: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1471: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1472: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1473:
1474: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1475: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1476: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1477: </em>
1478: <br>
1479: <p>
1480:
1481: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1482: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1483: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1484: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1485: <tr>
1486: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1487: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1488: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1489: <br>
1.192 tb 1490: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1491: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1492: <br>
1493: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1494: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1495: <br>
1496: <br>
1497: <em>
1498: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1499: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1500: for us for many releases.<br>
1501: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1502: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1503: <br>
1504: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1505: a parody magazine!<br>
1506: <br>
1507: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1508: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1509: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1510: <br>
1511: What? Me Worry?<br>
1512: Not with this stuff<br>
1513: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1514: Nobody get tough<br>
1515: <br>
1516: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1517: Having fun in the woods<br>
1518: Carving out toys<br>
1519: and makin' em good<br>
1520: <br>
1521: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1522: I got so many tricks<br>
1523: I got undercover agents<br>
1524: Even out in the sticks<br>
1525: <br>
1526: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1527: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1528: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1529: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1530: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1531: Little black flies<br>
1532: on a pile of GNU<br>
1533: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1534: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1535: <br>
1.125 sthen 1536: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1537: That's my thang<br>
1538: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1539: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1540: <br>
1541: It's a mad mad world<br>
1542: and number 5 is alive<br>
1543: I gotta black submarine<br>
1544: and I'm built to survive<br>
1545: <br>
1546: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1547: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1548: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1549: And blocked out the sun<br>
1550: <br>
1551: Keep the source open<br>
1552: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1553: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1554: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1555: <br>
1556: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1557: In my treehouse club<br>
1558: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1559: Its secure ya bub<br>
1560: <br>
1561: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1562: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1563: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1564: some Open source stank<br>
1565: <br>
1566: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1567: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1568: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1569: And blocked out the sun<br>
1570: <br>
1571: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1572: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1573: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1574: </td></tr></table>
1575: <p>
1576: <em>
1577: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1578: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1579: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1580: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1581: <br>
1582: <br>
1583: </em>
1584:
1585: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1586: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1587: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1588: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1589: <tr>
1590: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1591: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1592: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1593: <br>
1.192 tb 1594: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1595: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1596: <br>
1597: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1598: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1599: <br>
1600: <br>
1601: <em>
1602: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1603: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1604: <br>
1605: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1606: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1607: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1608: <br>
1609: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1610: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1611: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1612: <br>
1613: BSD 4.2 was
1614: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1615: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1616: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1617: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1618: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1619: <br>
1620: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1621: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1622: <br>
1623: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1624: <br>
1625: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1626: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1627: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1628: <br>
1629: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1630: before you can call him a man?<br>
1631: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1632: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1633: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1634: before they are forever banned?<br>
1635: <br>
1636: The answer my friend<br>
1637: BSD 4.2<br>
1638: The answer<br>
1639: BSD 4.2<br>
1640: <br>
1641: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1642: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1643: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1644: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1645: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1646: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1647: <br>
1648: The answer my friend<br>
1649: BSD 4.2<br>
1650: The answer<br>
1651: BSD 4.2<br>
1652: <br>
1653: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1654: to share what is already ours?<br>
1655: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1656: To end up not getting far?<br>
1657: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1658: before we can hear every star?<br>
1659: <br>
1660: The answer my friend<br>
1661: BSD 4.2<br>
1662: The answer<br>
1663: BSD 4.2<br>
1664: <br>
1665: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1666: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1667: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1668: our future is made in the shade<br>
1669: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1670: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1671: <br>
1672: The answer my friend<br>
1673: BSD 4.2<br>
1674: The answer<br>
1675: BSD 4.2<br>
1676: <br>
1677: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1678: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1679: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1680: </td></tr></table>
1681: <p>
1682: <em>
1683: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1684: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1685: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1686: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1687: <br>
1688: <br>
1689: </em>
1690:
1691: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1692: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1693: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1694: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1695: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1696: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1697: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1698: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1699: this song.<br>
1700: <br>
1701: [Instrumental]<br>
1702: <br>
1.192 tb 1703: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1704: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1705: <br>
1706: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1707: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1708: <br>
1709: <br>
1710: <em>
1711: [Sorry, no commentary]
1712: <br>
1713: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1714: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1715: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1716: <br>
1717: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1718: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1719: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1720: </td></tr></table>
1721: <p>
1722: <em>
1723: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1724: <br>
1725: <br>
1726: </em>
1727:
1728: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1729: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1730: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1731: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1732: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1733: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1734: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1735: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1736: <br>
1.192 tb 1737: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1738: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1739: <br>
1740: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1741: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1742: <br>
1743: <br>
1744: <em>
1745: [Sorry, no commentary]
1746: <br>
1747: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1748: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1749: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1750: <br>
1751: Back when I was twenty<br>
1752: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1753: All that I believed in<br>
1754: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1755: <br>
1756: All I ever wanted<br>
1757: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1758: And all the criticizing<br>
1759: Was something I'd endure<br>
1760: <br>
1761: The changes that I've been through<br>
1762: And the trials along the way<br>
1763: The battle isn't over<br>
1764: And I'm living day by day<br>
1765: <br>
1766: But I'm still here<br>
1767: <br>
1768: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1769: But I'm just being me<br>
1770: With my filter I can hide<br>
1771: My true identity<br>
1772: <br>
1773: One day when I was flying<br>
1774: Across the open skies<br>
1775: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1776: Had been weakened over time<br>
1777: <br>
1778: The server room was burning up<br>
1779: And melting the array<br>
1780: A little breath of cold air<br>
1781: Was enough to save the day<br>
1782: <br>
1783: CHORUS:<br>
1784: But I'm still here<br>
1785: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1786: I'm still free<br>
1787: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1788: I'm still me<br>
1789: <br>
1790: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1791: <br>
1792: Now that I am older<br>
1793: And I've been around so long<br>
1794: The world is ever changing<br>
1795: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1796: <br>
1797: CHORUS:<br>
1798: <br>
1799: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1800: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1801: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1802: </td></tr></table>
1803: <p>
1804: <em>
1805: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1806: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1807: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1808: <br>
1809: <br>
1810: </em>
1811:
1812: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1813: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1814: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1815: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1816: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1817: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1818: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1819: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1820: <br>
1.192 tb 1821: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1822: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1823: <br>
1824: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1825: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1826: <br>
1827: <br>
1828: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1829: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1830: <br>
1831: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1832: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1833: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1834: <br>
1835: Welcome to the future<br>
1836: One very rich man<br>
1837: runs the Earth with<br>
1838: one multinational<br>
1839: owns your stuff<br>
1840: and owns your birth<br>
1841: <br>
1842: Everyone is armless<br>
1843: Personal robots<br>
1844: Do it all for you<br>
1845: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1846: One channel TV<br>
1847: never gonna bore you<br>
1848: <br>
1849: CHORUS<br>
1850: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1851: or a way to die<br>
1852: while alive and a loser<br>
1853: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1854: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1855: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1856: <br>
1857: Everyone is happy<br>
1858: No more government<br>
1859: No more media<br>
1860: Only the Company<br>
1861: Entertains you<br>
1862: while it feeds you<br>
1863: <br>
1864: Soylent Green pap<br>
1865: Eating your friends while<br>
1866: shopping, buying<br>
1867: Stupid applications<br>
1868: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1869: <br>
1870: CHORUS<br>
1871: <br>
1872: Take me back<br>
1873: Take me back<br>
1874: Please<br>
1875: Take me back<br>
1876: <br>
1877: Way back in my time<br>
1878: Open source kept<br>
1879: everyone choosing<br>
1880: People knew the insides<br>
1881: Of devices they were using<br>
1882: <br>
1883: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1884: Now it's locked and<br>
1885: dumbed down so much<br>
1886: One button coma<br>
1887: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1888: <br>
1889: CHORUS<br>
1890: <br>
1891: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1892: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1893: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1894: </td></tr></table>
1895: <p>
1896: <em>
1897: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1898: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1899: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1900: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1901: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1902: <br>
1903: <br>
1904: </em>
1905:
1906: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1907: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1908: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1909: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1910: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1911: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1912: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1913: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1914: <br>
1.192 tb 1915: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1916: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1917: <br>
1918: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1919: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1920: <br>
1921: <br>
1922: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1923: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1924: <br>
1925: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1926: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1927: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1928: <br>
1929: I love to hate my PC<br>
1930: But now it's not so easy<br>
1931: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1932: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1933: <br>
1934: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1935: Intel's controlling you<br>
1936: And Microsoft is too<br>
1937: But this is nothing new<br>
1938: <br>
1939: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1940: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1941: Tangles and angles<br>
1942: In what could be straight forward<br>
1943: <br>
1944: Lost connections<br>
1945: Lost my mind<br>
1946: It's such a waste of time<br>
1947: <br>
1948: CHORUS<br>
1949: <br>
1950: Now on the motherboard<br>
1951: Where all my life is stored<br>
1952: Playing with garbage there<br>
1953: With rules so unfair<br>
1954: <br>
1955: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1956: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1957: Forcing us all to play<br>
1958: Our progress interrupted<br>
1959: <br>
1960: Lost connections<br>
1961: Lost my mind<br>
1962: It's such a waste of time<br>
1963: <br>
1964: CHORUS<br>
1965: <br>
1966: Yes I'm a user<br>
1967: And I'm not the only one<br>
1968: I'm not a loser<br>
1969: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1970: <br>
1971: And we will find it<br>
1972: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1973: Map our devices<br>
1974: And we know what it'll take<br>
1975: <br>
1976: Lost connections<br>
1977: Lost my mind<br>
1978: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1979: <br>
1980: (bridge)<br>
1981: On and on<br>
1982: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1983: All and all<br>
1984: We are one<br>
1985: Clean the dream<br>
1986: Gone wrong<br>
1987: We are Tron<br>
1988: On and on and on<br>
1989: <br>
1990: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1991: <br>
1992: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1993: <br>
1994: CHORUS<br>
1995: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1996: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1997: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1998: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
1999: </td></tr></table>
2000: <p>
2001: <em>
2002: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2003: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2004: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2005: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2006: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2007: <br>
2008: <br>
2009: </em>
2010:
2011: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2012: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2013: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2014: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2015: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2016: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2017: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2018: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2019: <br>
1.192 tb 2020: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2021: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 2022: <br>
2023: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2024: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2025: <br>
2026: <br>
2027: <em>
2028: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2029: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2030: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2031: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2032: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2033: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2034: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2035: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2036: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2037: probably not been read by enough people.
2038: <br>
2039: <br>
2040: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2041: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2042: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2043: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2044: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2045: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2046: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2047: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2048: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2049: <br>
2050: <br>
2051: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2052: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2053: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2054: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2055: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2056: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2057: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2058: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2059: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2060: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2061: <br>
2062: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2063: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2064: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2065: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2066: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2067: <br>
2068: <br>
2069: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2070: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2071: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2072: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2073: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2074: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2075: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2076: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2077: <br>
2078: <br>
2079: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2080: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2081: <br>
2082: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2083: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2084: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2085: <br>
2086: <center>
2087: <br>
2088: Source Wars<br>
2089: Episode IV<br>
2090: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2091: </center>
2092: <br>
2093: Not so very long ago<br>
2094: and not so far away<br>
2095: AT&T made system code<br>
2096: and gave some bits away<br>
2097: <br>
2098: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2099: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2100: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2101: for everyone on Earth<br>
2102: <br>
2103: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2104: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2105: And good old greed was back again<br>
2106: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2107: <br>
2108: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2109: sued BSDi from above<br>
2110: The code is free but<br>
2111: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2112: <br>
2113: The University came calling<br>
2114: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2115: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2116: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2117: <br>
2118: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2119: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2120: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2121: of BSD code all around<br>
2122: <br>
2123: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2124: of credit front to back<br>
2125: This broke the license USL<br>
2126: was using to attack<br>
2127: <br>
2128: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2129: and "settled" out of court<br>
2130: And UCB was big enough<br>
2131: to take it like a sport<br>
2132: <br>
2133: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2134: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2135: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2136: every book with proper dues<br>
2137: <br>
2138: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2139: apologetically<br>
2140: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2141: the same monopoly<br>
2142: <br>
2143: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2144: down if everybody saw<br>
2145: How greed became so big<br>
2146: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2147: <br>
2148: But only one community<br>
2149: the one that makes it tick<br>
2150: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2151: exposing hypocrites<br>
2152: <br>
2153: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2154: to tell the story right<br>
2155: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2156: and kept in shining light<br>
2157: <br>
2158: And may the source be with you<br>
2159: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2160: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2161: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2162: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2163: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2164: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2165: </td></tr></table>
2166: <p>
2167: <em>
2168: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2169: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2170: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2171: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2172: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2173: <br>
2174: <br>
2175: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2176:
2177: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2178: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2179: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2180: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2181: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2182: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2183: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2184: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2185: <br>
1.192 tb 2186: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2187: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 2188: <br>
2189: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2190: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2191: <br>
2192: <br>
2193: <em>
2194: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2195: who is a lot like
2196: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2197: <br>
2198: <br>
2199: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2200: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2201: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2202: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2203: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2204: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2205: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2206: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2207: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2208: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2209: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2210: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2211: <br>
2212: <br>
2213: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2214: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2215: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2216: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2217: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2218: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2219: <br>
2220: <br>
2221: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2222: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2223: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2224: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2225: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2226: influence which he could use so falsely.
2227: <br>
2228: <br>
2229: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2230: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2231: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2232: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2233: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2234: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2235: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2236: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2237: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2238: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2239: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2240: <br>
2241: <br>
2242: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2243: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2244: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2245: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2246: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2247: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2248: <br>
2249: <br>
2250: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2251: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2252: follow their own stupid rules.
2253: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2254: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2255: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2256: <br>
2257: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2258: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2259: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2260: Tempting harpies<br>
2261: 13 years of treachery<br>
2262: <br>
2263: <br>
2264: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2265: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2266: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2267: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2268: <br>
2269: <br>
2270: But something's wrong with them<br>
2271: They will not take our free wares<br>
2272: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2273: Why are you so scared?<br>
2274: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2275: <br>
2276: <br>
2277: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2278: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2279: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2280: There are many new laws"<br>
2281: <br>
2282: <br>
1.98 okan 2283: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2284: "Puffy!<br>
2285: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2286: <br>
2287: <br>
2288: "First rule one dictates<br>
2289: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2290: <br>
2291: <br>
2292: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2293: <br>
2294: <br>
2295: "And rule two dictates<br>
2296: You must give it to me<br>
2297: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2298: <br>
2299: <br>
2300: "The list goes on of course<br>
2301: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2302: <br>
2303: <br>
2304: "This is madness!<br>
2305: He has lost his mind!<br>
2306: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2307: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2308: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2309: <br>
2310: <br>
2311: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2312: <br>
2313: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2314: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2315: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2316: </td></tr></table>
2317: <p>
2318: <em>
2319: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2320: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2321: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2322: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2323: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2324: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2325: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2326: <br>
2327: <br>
2328: </em>
2329:
2330: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2331: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2332: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2333: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2334: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2335: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2336: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2337: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2338: <br>
1.192 tb 2339: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2340: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2341: <br>
2342: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2343: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2344: <br>
2345: <br>
2346: <em>
2347: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2348: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2349: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2350: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2351: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2352: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2353: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2354: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2355: away from the ideals very quickly.
2356: <p>
1.93 jmc 2357: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2358: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2359: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2360: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2361: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2362: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2363: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2364: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2365: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2366: <p>
2367: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2368: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2369: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2370: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2371: led to other issues.
2372: <p>
2373: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2374: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2375: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2376: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2377: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2378: <p>
2379: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2380: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2381: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2382: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2383: projects.
2384: <p>
2385: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2386: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2387: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2388: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2389: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2390: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2391: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2392: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2393: not for their agenda.
2394: <p>
2395: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2396: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2397: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2398: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2399: <p>
2400: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2401: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2402: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2403: <br>
2404: The starting line is nervous<br>
2405: we burst upon the course<br>
2406: Electric is our passion<br>
2407: An open hearted force<br>
2408: <br>
2409: The water's full of dangers<br>
2410: That interrupt the flow<br>
2411: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2412: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2413: <br>
2414: *Give and get back some<br>
2415: Sharing it all<br>
2416: Path we know best<br>
2417: we're having a ball<br>
2418: Opulent mission<br>
2419: Lost in our passion<br>
2420: You can still choose<br>
2421: If you don't swim to win<br>
2422: you'll never lose*<br>
2423: <br>
2424: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2425: <br>
2426: The window is a wall by now<br>
2427: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2428: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2429: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2430: <br>
2431: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2432: Flies too close to itself<br>
2433: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2434: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2435: <br>
2436: *CHORUS*<br>
2437: <br>
2438: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2439: <br>
2440: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2441: but this is not a race<br>
2442: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2443: for first or second place<br>
2444: <br>
2445: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2446: Were traded for real goals<br>
2447: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2448: For those with corporate souls<br>
2449: <br>
2450: *Give and get back some<br>
2451: Sharing it all<br>
2452: Path we know best<br>
2453: we're having a ball<br>
2454: Give and get zeros<br>
2455: Give and get ones<br>
2456: Given to you but<br>
2457: Not you to us<br>
2458: Opulent mission<br>
2459: Lost in our passion<br>
2460: You can still choose<br>
2461: If you don't swim to win<br>
2462: you'll never lose<br>
2463: You'll never lose*<br>
2464: <br>
2465: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2466: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2467: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2468: </td></tr></table>
2469: <p>
2470: <em>
2471: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2472: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2473: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2474: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2475: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2476: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2477: <br>
2478: <br>
2479: </em>
2480:
2481: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2482: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2483: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2484: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2485: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2486: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2487: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2488: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2489: <br>
1.192 tb 2490: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2491: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2492: <br>
2493: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2494: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2495: <br>
2496: <br>
2497: <em>
2498: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2499: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2500: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2501: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2502: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2503: device support.
2504: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2505: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2506: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2507: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2508: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2509: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2510: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2511: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2512: weird, or even buggy.
2513: <p>
2514: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2515: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2516: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2517: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2518: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2519: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2520: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2521: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2522: OpenBSD, either).
2523: <p>
2524: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2525: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2526: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2527: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2528: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2529: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2530: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2531: <p>
1.82 jsg 2532: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2533: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2534: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2535: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2536: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2537: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2538: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2539: would be fantastic by now.
2540: <p>
2541: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2542: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2543: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2544: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2545: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2546: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2547: <br>
2548: Here's an old story ...<br>
2549: <br>
2550: <br>
2551: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2552: We all know the details<br>
2553: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2554: some serious loot,<br>
2555: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2556: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2557: The little guy who<br>
2558: did the best with what he had<br>
2559: <br>
2560: <br>
2561: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2562: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2563: in moderation<br>
2564: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2565: <br>
2566: <br>
2567: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2568: never give him the password<br>
2569: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2570: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2571: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2572: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2573: So do the best with what you have<br>
2574: <br>
2575: <br>
2576: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2577: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2578: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2579: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2580: <br>
2581: <br>
2582: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2583: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2584: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2585: then made him better off dead<br>
2586: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2587: <br>
2588: <br>
2589: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2590: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2591: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2592: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2593: for each consecutive cut<br>
2594: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2595: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2596: <br>
2597: <br>
2598: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2599: it's where you dig the well<br>
2600: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2601: the little guy does right<br>
2602: <br>
2603: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2604: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2605: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2606: </td></tr></table>
2607: <p>
2608: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2609: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2610: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2611: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2612: <br>
2613: <br>
2614: </em>
2615:
2616: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2617: <a name=40b></a>
2618: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2619: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2620: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2621: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2622: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2623: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2624: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2625: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2626: <br>
1.192 tb 2627: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2628: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2629: <br>
2630: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2631: <br>
2632: <br>
2633: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2634: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2635: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2636: <p>
2637: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2638: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2639: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2640: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2641: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2642: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2643: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2644: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2645: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2646: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2647: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2648: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2649: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2650: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2651: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2652: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2653: Be Open<br>
2654: Be Vocal<br>
2655: Stay Open<br>
2656: Stay Vocal<br>
2657: <br>
2658: (repeat)<br>
2659: <br>
2660: OpenBSD<br>
2661: <br>
2662: Twice a year,<br>
2663: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2664: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2665: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2666: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2667: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2668: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2669: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2670: and a license application<br>
2671: is a fishybomination<br>
2672: and a random allocation<br>
2673: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2674: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2675: OK stop.<br>
2676: I get it.<br>
2677: Some asshole lied.<br>
2678: <br>
2679: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2680: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2681: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2682: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2683: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2684: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2685: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2686: OK stop.<br>
2687: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2688: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2689: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2690: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2691: I get it.<br>
2692: Where's my pencils?<br>
2693: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2694: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2695: Be Open<br>
2696: Be Vocal<br>
2697: Stay Open<br>
2698: Stay Vocal<br>
2699: <br>
2700: (repeat)<br>
2701: <br>
2702: Then he has another beer and<br>
2703: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2704: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2705: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2706: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2707: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2708: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2709: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2710: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2711: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2712: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2713: every time, every song!<br>
2714: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2715: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2716: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2717: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2718: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2719: <br>
2720: (beat boxin')<br>
2721: <br>
2722: <br>
2723: </td></tr></table>
2724: <p>
2725: <em>
2726: <br>
2727: </em>
2728:
2729: <hr>
2730: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2731: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2733: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2734: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2735: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2736: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2737: <br>
1.192 tb 2738: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2739: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2740: <br>
2741: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2742: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2743: <br>
2744: <br>
2745: <em>
2746: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2747: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2748: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2749: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2750: <br>
2751: <br>
2752: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2753: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2754: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2755: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2756: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2757: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2758: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2759: <br>
2760: <br>
2761: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2762: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2763: <br>
2764: <br>
2765: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2766: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2767: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2768: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2769: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2770: <br>
2771: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2772: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2773: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2774: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2775: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2776: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2777: <br>
2778: <br>
2779: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2780: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2781: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2782: other developers.
2783: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2784: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2785: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2786: <br>
2787: <br>
2788: <br>
2789: Humppa negala<br>
2790: Humppa negala<br>
2791: Humppa negala<br>
2792: Venismechah<br>
2793: <br>
2794: Humppa negala<br>
2795: Humppa negala<br>
2796: Humppa negala<br>
2797: Venismechah<br>
2798: <br>
2799: Humppa neranenah<br>
2800: Humppa neranenah<br>
2801: Humppa neranenah<br>
2802: Venismechah<br>
2803: <br>
2804: Humppa neranenah<br>
2805: Humppa neranenah<br>
2806: Humppa neranenah<br>
2807: Venismechah<br>
2808: <br>
2809: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2810: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2811: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2812: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2813: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2814: uru achim!<br>
2815: uru achim!<br>
2816: OpenBSD!<br>
2817: <br>
2818: <br>
2819: (circus torture)<br>
2820: <br>
2821: <br>
2822: Humppa negala<br>
2823: Humppa negala<br>
2824: Humppa negala<br>
2825: Venismechah<br>
2826: <br>
2827: Humppa negala<br>
2828: Humppa negala<br>
2829: Humppa negala<br>
2830: Venismechah<br>
2831: <br>
2832: Humppa neranenah<br>
2833: Humppa neranenah<br>
2834: Humppa neranenah<br>
2835: Venismechah<br>
2836: <br>
2837: Humppa neranenah<br>
2838: Humppa neranenah<br>
2839: Humppa neranenah<br>
2840: Venismechah<br>
2841: <br>
2842: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2843: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2844: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2845: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2846: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2847: uru achim!<br>
2848: uru achim!<br>
2849: OpenBSD!<br>
2850: <br>
2851: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2852: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2853: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2854: </td></tr></table>
2855: <p>
2856: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2857: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2858: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2859: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2860: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2861: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2862: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2863: <br>
2864: <br>
2865: </em>
2866:
2867: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2868: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2869: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2870: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2871: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2872: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2873: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2874: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2875: <br>
1.192 tb 2876: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2877: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2878: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2879: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2880: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2881: <br>
2882: <br>
2883: <em>
2884: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2885: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2886: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2887: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2888: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2889: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2890: <br>
2891: <br>
2892: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2893: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2894: <br>
2895: <br>
2896: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2897: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2898: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2899: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2900: <br>
2901: <br>
2902: <ul>
2903: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2904: at any time.<br>
2905: <br>
2906: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2907: <br>
2908: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2909: <br>
2910: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2911: <br>
2912: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2913: <br>
2914: <li>
2915: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2916: less portable.<br>
2917: <br>
2918: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2919: </ul>
2920: <br>
2921: <br>
2922: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2923: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2924: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2925: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2926: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2927: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2928: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2929: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2930: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2931: <br><br><br>
2932: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2933: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2934: there was nothin' shady<br>
2935: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2936: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2937: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2938: <br>
2939: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2940: blah blah blah<br>
2941: Blah!<br>
2942: <br>
2943: <br>
2944: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2945: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2946: <br>
2947: <br>
2948: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2949: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2950: with a drop of goo<br>
2951: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2952: But by the time he graduated<br>
2953: Blob was business slime!<br>
2954: <br>
2955: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2956: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2957: blah blah<br>
2958: <br>
2959: <br>
2960: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2961: <br>
2962: <br>
2963: Now everybody had it<br>
2964: they was drivin' around<br>
2965: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2966: for convenience now<br>
2967: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2968: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2969: <br>
2970: <br>
2971: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2972: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2973: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2974: blah blah<br>
2975: <br>
2976: <br>
2977: It's linkin' time!<br>
2978: <br>
2979: <br>
2980: Now it was out of control<br>
2981: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2982: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2983: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2984: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2985: <br>
2986: <br>
2987: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2988: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2989: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2990: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2991: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2992: <br>
2993: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2994: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2995: And he battled the Blob<br>
2996: who had crossed the line<br>
2997: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2998: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
2999: <br>
3000: <br>
3001: But it was too late!<br>
3002: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3003: He wants your video!<br>
3004: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3005: He wants your drive!<br>
3006: He wants it all!!<br>
3007: <br>
3008: <br>
3009: Somebody help us!<br>
3010: Noooooooo!<br>
3011: NVIDIA!<br>
3012: Intel!<br>
3013: Atheros!<br>
3014: 3-Ware!<br>
3015: VIA!<br>
3016: ATI!<br>
3017: Broadcom!<br>
3018: TI!<br>
3019: Myricom!<br>
3020: HighPoint!<br>
3021: Adaptec!<br>
3022: Mylex!<br>
3023: ICP Vortex!<br>
3024: and IBM!<br>
3025: Takin' over the world!<br>
3026: <br>
3027: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3028: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3029: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3030: </td></tr></table>
3031: <p>
3032: <em>
3033: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3034: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3035: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3036: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3037: Theo de Raadt.
3038: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3039: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3040: Drums by Jim Buick.
3041: <br>
3042: <br>
3043: </em>
3044:
3045: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3046: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3047: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3048: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3049: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3050: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3051: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 3052: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3053: <br>
1.192 tb 3054: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3055: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3056: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3057: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3058: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3059: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3060: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3061: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3062: <br>
3063: <br>
3064: <em>
3065: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3066: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3067: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3068: their devices.
3069: <p>
3070: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3071: for the
1.168 sthen 3072: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3073: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3074: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3075: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3076: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3077: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3078: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3079: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3080: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3081: <p>
3082: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3083: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3084: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3085: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3086: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3087: "quality" to show its head.
3088: <p>
3089: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3090: <br>
3091: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3092: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3093: <li>Repair
3094: </ul>
3095: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3096: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3097: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3098: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3099: <p>
3100: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3101: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3102: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3103: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3104: <p>
3105: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3106: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3107: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3108: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3109: <p>
3110: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3111: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3112: the AMI controllers.
3113: <p>
3114: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3115: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3116: basic RAID management:
3117: <ul>
3118: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3119: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3120: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3121: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3122: </ul>
3123: <p>
3124: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3125: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3126: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3127: <p>
3128: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3129: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3130: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3131: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3132: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3133: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3134: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3135: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3136: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3137: controllers.
3138: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3139: would not get documentation, either.
3140: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3141: look saintly.
3142: <p>
3143: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3144: in OpenBSD, please buy
3145: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3146: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3147: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3148: will just work</a>.
3149: <p>
3150: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3151: <br>
3152: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3153: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3154: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3155: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3156: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3157: <br>
3158: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3159: <br>
3160: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3161: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3162: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3163: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3164: <br>
3165: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3166: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3167: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3168: <br>
3169: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3170: <br>
3171: <br>
3172: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3173: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3174: <br>
3175: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3176: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3177: <br>
3178: <br>
3179: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3180: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3181: <br>
3182: <br>
3183: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3184: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3185: <br>
3186: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3187: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3188: <br>
3189: <br>
3190: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3191: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3192: <br>
3193: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3194: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3195: <br>
3196: <br>
3197: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3198: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3199: there before him
3200: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3201: secure operating system,
3202: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3203: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3204: <br>
3205: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3206: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3207: <br>
3208: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3209: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3210: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3211: </td></tr></table>
3212: <p>
3213: <em>
3214: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3215: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3216: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3217: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3218: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3219: <br>
3220: <br>
3221: </em>
3222:
3223: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3224: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3225: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3226: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3227: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3228: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3229: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3230: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3231: <br>
1.192 tb 3232: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3233: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 3234: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3235: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3236: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3237: <br>
3238: <br>
3239: <em>
3240: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3241: good device support.<br>
3242: <br>
3243: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3244: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3245: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3246: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3247: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3248: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3249: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3250: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3251: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3252: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3253: <br>
3254: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3255: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3256: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3257: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3258: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3259: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3260: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3261: <br>
3262: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3263: <br>
3264: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3265: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3266: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3267: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3268: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3269: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3270: <br>
3271:
3272: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3273: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3274: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3275: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3276: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3277: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3278: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3279: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3280: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3281: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3282: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3283: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3284: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3285: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3286: <br>
3287: <br>
3288: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3289: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3290: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3291: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3292: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3293: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3294: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3295: development information for all, but are even going further and
3296: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3297: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3298: <br>
3299: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3300: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3301: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3302: <br>
3303: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3304: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3305: send out the alarm<br>
3306: and the shit storm flies<br>
3307: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3308: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3309: twisting up a ride<br>
3310: to the land of OS<br>
3311: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3312: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3313: The open slippers red are<br>
3314: Hers to take<br>
3315: <br>
1.53 otto 3316: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3317: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3318: <br>
3319: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3320: To get yourself back home<br>
3321: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3322: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3323: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3324: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3325: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3326: You'll never lose<br>
3327: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3328: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3329: lazy and insane<br>
3330: but they sang OK<br>
3331: <br>
1.53 otto 3332: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3333: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3334: <br>
3335: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3336: The city glows<br>
3337: It's positively green<br>
3338: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3339: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3340: <br>
3341: Go to the west<br>
3342: You must pass the test<br>
3343: For me<br>
3344: Bring me the ride<br>
3345: of the witch I despise<br>
3346: And you'll be free<br>
3347: <br>
3348: You don't need the broom<br>
3349: You don't need the shoes<br>
3350: You don't need the wiz<br>
3351: You will never lose<br>
3352: You have all you need<br>
3353: You always had heart<br>
3354: You always had courage<br>
3355: Did somebody fart?<br>
3356: You always had brains<br>
3357: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3358: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3359: But you've got some balls<br>
3360: So double click heels<br>
3361: and work with Taiwan<br>
3362: And speak to your doggie<br>
3363: You're already gone....<br>
3364: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3365: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3366: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3367: </td></tr></table>
3368: <p>
3369: <em>
3370: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3371: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3372: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3373: Semaka,
3374: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3375: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3376: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3377: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3378: <br>
3379: <br>
3380: </em>
3381:
3382: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3383: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3384: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3385: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3386: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3387: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3388: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3389: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3390: <br>
1.192 tb 3391: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3392: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3393: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3394: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3395: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3396: <br>
3397: <br>
3398: <em>
3399: What is up with some free software providers?!
3400: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3401: <p>
3402: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3403: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3404: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3405: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3406: going to remember them in the end.
3407: <p>
3408: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3409: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3410: offerings in the last few years:
3411: <ul>
3412: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3413: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3414: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3415: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3416: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3417: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3418: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3419: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3420: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3421: <p>
3422: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3423: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3424: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3425: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3426: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3427: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3428: <p>
3429: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3430: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3431: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3432: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3433: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3434: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3435: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3436: </ul>
3437: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3438: others who will follow them:
3439: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3440: replace it.
3441: <br>
3442: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3443: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3444: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3445: <br>
3446: <br>
3447: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3448: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3449: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3450: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3451: <p>
3452: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3453: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3454: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3455: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3456: <p>
3457: <br>
3458: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3459: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3460: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3461: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3462: <p>
3463: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3464: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3465: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3466: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3467: <p>
3468: <br>
3469: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3470: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3471: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3472: So he fought the fight<br>
3473: and he set things right<br>
3474: With his OpenBSD<br>
3475: <p>
3476: <br>
3477: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3478: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3479: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3480: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3481: <p>
3482: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3483: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3484: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3485: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3486: <p>
3487: <br>
3488: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3489: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3490: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3491: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3492: <p>
3493: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3494: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3495: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3496: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3497: <p>
3498: <br>
3499: CHORUS<br>
3500: <p>
3501: <br>
3502: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3503: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3504: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3505: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3506: <p>
3507: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3508: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3509: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3510: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3511: <p>
3512: <br>
3513: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3514: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3515: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3516: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3517: <p>
3518: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3519: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3520: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3521: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3522: <p>
3523: <br>
3524: CHORUS<br>
3525: <br>
3526: <p>
3527: That's right!<br>
3528: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3529: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3530: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3531: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3532: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3533: </td></tr></table>
3534: <p>
3535: <em>
3536: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3537: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3538: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3539: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3540: <br>
3541: <br>
3542: </em>
3543:
3544: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3545: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3546: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3547: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3548: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3549: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3550: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3551: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3552: <br>
1.192 tb 3553: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3554: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3555: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3556: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3557: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3558: <br>
3559: <br>
3560: <em>
3561: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3562: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3563: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3564: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3565: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3566: <p>
3567: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3568: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3569: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3570: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3571: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3572: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3573: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3574: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3575: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3576: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3577: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3578: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3579: <p>
3580: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3581: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3582: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3583: Redundancy Protocol); on
3584: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3585: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3586: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3587: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3588: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3589: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3590: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3591: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3592: There was much deliberation</a>
3593: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3594: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3595: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3596: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3597: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3598: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3599: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3600: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3601: eh?
3602: <p>
3603: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3604: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3605: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3606: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3607: claim patent rights.
3608: <p>
3609: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3610: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3611: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3612: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3613: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3614: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3615: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3616: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3617: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3618: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3619: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3620: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3621: <p>
3622: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3623: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3624: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3625: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3626: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3627: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3628: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3629: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3630: like all others, except against the community.
3631: <p>
3632: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3633: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3634: <p>
3635: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3636: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3637: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3638: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3639: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3640: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3641: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3642: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3643: it to use cryptography.
3644: <p>
3645: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3646: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3647: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3648: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3649: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3650: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3651: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3652: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3653: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3654: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3655: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3656: <p>
3657: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3658: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3659: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3660: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3661: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3662: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3663: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3664: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3665: <p>
3666: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3667: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3668: <br>
3669: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3670: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3671: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3672: <br>
3673: <br>
3674: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3675: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3676: <br>
3677: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3678: A what?
3679: <br>
3680: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3681: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3682: <br>
3683: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3684: Well, it's free isn't it?
3685: <br>
3686: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3687: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3688: <br>
3689: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3690: What?
3691: <br>
3692: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3693: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3694: <br>
3695: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3696: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3697: <br>
3698: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3699: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3700: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3701: <br>
3702: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3703: You must be a looney.
3704: <br>
3705: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3706: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3707: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3708: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3709: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3710: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3711: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3712: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3713: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3714: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3715: <br>
3716: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3717: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3718: <br>
3719: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3720: Yes.
3721: <br>
3722: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3723: For a free redundancy protocol?
3724: <br>
3725: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3726: Yes.
3727: <br>
3728: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3729: You are a looney.
3730: <br>
3731: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3732: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3733: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3734: VRRP.
3735: <br>
3736: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3737: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3738: <br>
3739: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3740: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3741: <br>
3742: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3743: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3744: <br>
3745: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3746: Yes there is!
3747: <br>
3748: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3749: Isn't!
3750: <br>
3751: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3752: Is!
3753: <br>
3754: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3755: Isn't!
3756: <br>
3757: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3758: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3759: <br>
3760: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3761: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3762: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3763: <br>
3764: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3765: The man didn't have the right form.
3766: <br>
3767: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3768: What man?
3769: <br>
3770: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3771: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3772: <br>
3773: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3774: The looney detector van, you mean.
3775: <br>
3776: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3777: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3778: <br>
3779: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3780: What redundancy detector van?
3781: <br>
3782: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3783: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3784: <br>
3785: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3786: Cizzz-coeee?
3787: <br>
3788: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3789: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3790: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3791: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3792: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3793: <br>
3794: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3795: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3796: <br>
3797: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3798: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3799: <br>
3800: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3801: What PIX?
3802: <br>
3803: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3804: The PIX I'm replacing!
3805: <br>
3806: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3807: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3808: license it?
3809: <br>
3810: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3811: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3812: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3813: <br>
3814: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3815: No they didn't!
3816: <br>
3817: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3818: Did!
3819: <br>
3820: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3821: Didn't!
3822: <br>
3823: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3824: Did, did, did and did!
3825: <br>
3826: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3827: Oh, all right.
3828: <br>
3829: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3830: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3831: license?
3832: <br>
3833: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3834: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3835: <br>
3836: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3837: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3838: <br>
3839: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3840: A license?
3841: <br>
3842: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3843: Yes.
3844: <br>
3845: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3846: For your firewall?
3847: <br>
3848: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3849: No.
3850: <br>
3851: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3852: No?
3853: <br>
3854: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3855: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3856: <br>
3857: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3858: You're off your chump.
3859: <br>
3860: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3861: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3862: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3863: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3864: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3865: <br>
3866: <br>
3867: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3868: <br>
3869: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3870: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3871: But standard it<br>
3872: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3873: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3874: the IETF<br>
3875: you see?<br>
3876: <br>
3877: But can VRRP<br>
3878: be said to be<br>
3879: or not to be<br>
3880: a standard, see,<br>
3881: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3882: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3883: <br>
3884: Singing...<br>
3885: <br>
3886: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3887: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3888: O P E N B S D<br>
3889: CARP is free<br>
3890: <br>
3891: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3892: let through IETF to mean<br>
3893: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3894: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3895: <br>
3896: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3897: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3898: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3899: <br>
3900: 1 1 2,<br>
3901: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3902: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3903: <br>
3904: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3905: bisected accidentally,<br>
3906: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3907: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3908: <br>
3909: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3910: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3911: <br>
3912: The End<br>
3913: <br>
3914: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3915: <br>
3916: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3917: <br>
3918: Geddy must be free.<br>
3919: <br>
3920: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3921: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3922: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3923: </td></tr></table>
3924: <p>
3925: <em>
3926: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3927: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3928: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3929: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3930: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3931: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3932: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3933: <br>
3934: <br>
3935: </em>
3936:
3937: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3938: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3939: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3940: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3941: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3942: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3943: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3944: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3945: <br>
1.192 tb 3946: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3947: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3948: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3949: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3950: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3951: <br>
3952: <br>
3953: <em>
3954: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3955: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3956: forces of the draconian government!
3957: <p>
3958: <br>
3959: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3960: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3961: of recent happenings.
3962: <p>
3963: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3964: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3965: security research and development .. on things that
3966: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3967: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3968: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3969: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3970: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3971: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3972: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3973: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3974: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3975: <p>
3976: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3977: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3978: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 3979: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3980: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3981: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3982: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3983: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3984: theft of oil.
3985: <p>
3986: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3987: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3988: <p>
3989: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3990: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3991: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3992: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3993: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3994: the project."
3995: <p>
3996: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3997: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3998: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
3999: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4000: <p>
4001: Since the termination came near natural contract
4002: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4003: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4004: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4005: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4006: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4007: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4008: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4009: <p>
4010: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4011: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4012: of Robin Hood.
4013: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4014: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4015: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4016: <br>
4017: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4018: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4019: He had found the crusades<br>
4020: were an endless charade<br>
4021: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4022: <br>
4023: <br>
4024: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4025: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4026: Clever chums they did find<br>
4027: other fish of their kind<br>
4028: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4029: <br>
4030: <br>
4031: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4032: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4033: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4034: for to share online<br>
4035: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4036: <br>
4037: <br>
4038: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4039: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4040: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4041: to the teaming schools<br>
4042: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4043: <br>
4044: <br>
4045: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4046: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4047: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4048: So raise up your glass and<br>
4049: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4050: Fish for never running<br>
4051: and making something good!<br>
4052: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4053: <br>
4054: <br>
4055: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4056: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4057: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4058: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4059: Think he's a hero?<br>
4060: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4061: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4062: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4063: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4064: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4065: or we take away your worms too<br>
4066: <br>
4067: <br>
4068: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4069: Put on your glasses<br>
4070: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4071: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4072: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4073: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4074: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4075: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4076: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4077: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4078: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4079: <br>
4080: <br>
4081: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4082: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4083: And took back all the booty<br>
4084: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4085: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4086: <br>
4087: <br>
4088: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4089: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4090: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4091: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4092: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4093: <br>
4094: <br>
4095: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4096: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4097: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4098: So raise up your glass and<br>
4099: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4100: Fish for never running<br>
4101: and making something good!<br>
4102: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4103: <br>
4104:
4105: <br>
4106: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4107: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4108: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4109: </td></tr></table>
4110: <p>
4111: <em>
4112: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4113: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4114: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4115: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4116: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4117: <br>
4118: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4119: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4120: <br>
4121: </em>
4122:
1.23 jose 4123: <br>
4124: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4125: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4126: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4127: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4128: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4129: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4130: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4131: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4132: <br>
1.192 tb 4133: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4134: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4135: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4136: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4137: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4138: <br>
4139: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4140: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4141: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4142: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4143: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4144: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4145: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4146: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4147: III processors. We want documentation, because
4148: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4149: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4150: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4151: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4152: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4153: mode.<br>
4154: <br>
4155: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4156: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4157: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4158: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4159: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4160: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4161: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4162: Black was the protocol<br>
4163: <p>
4164: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4165: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4166: Then from the ocean came<br>
4167: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4168: <br>
4169: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4170: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4171: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4172: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4173: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4174: <p>
4175: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4176: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4177: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4178: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4179: <p>
4180: And there he found<br>
4181: His destiny<br>
4182: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4183: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4184: <p>
4185: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4186: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4187: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4188: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4189: <p>
4190: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4191: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4192: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4193: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4194: <p>
4195: Broke down the guard<br>
4196: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4197: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4198: All alone and only bones<br>
4199: <p>
4200: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4201: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4202: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4203: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4204: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4205: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4206: </td></tr></table>
4207: <p>
4208: <em>
4209: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4210: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4211: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4212: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4213: </em>
4214:
4215: <br>
4216: <hr>
1.9 millert 4217: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4218: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4219: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4220: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4221: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4222: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4223: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4224: <br>
1.192 tb 4225: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4226: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4227: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4228: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4229: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4230: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4231: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4232: Goldflipper<br>
4233: With golden skin<br>
4234: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4235: He's the machine<br>
4236: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4237: <p>
4238: And the fish<br>
4239: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4240: And the cat<br>
4241: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4242: <p>
4243: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4244: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4245: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4246: <p>
4247: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4248: <p>
1.9 millert 4249: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4250: catch the spikey one<br>
4251: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4252: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4253: <p>
1.9 millert 4254: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4255: and without a gun<br>
4256: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4257: <p>
1.9 millert 4258: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4259: such a sexy catch<br>
4260: Is she spying on him or<br>
4261: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4262: <p>
1.9 millert 4263: Oh double seven<br>
4264: Send me to Heaven<br>
4265: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4266: <p>
1.9 millert 4267: The women are fond<br>
4268: She knows what to do<br>
4269: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4270: <p>
1.9 millert 4271: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4272: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4273: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4274: <br>
4275: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4276: <p>
4277: <em>
1.9 millert 4278: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4279: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4280: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4281: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4282: </em>
4283:
4284: <br>
4285: <hr>
1.3 ian 4286: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4287: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4288: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4289: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4290: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4291: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4292: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4293: <br>
1.192 tb 4294: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4295: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4296: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4297: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4298: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4299: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4300: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4301: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4302: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4303: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4304: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4305: <p>
4306: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4307: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4308: <p>
4309: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4310: Über tragic<br>
4311: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4312: <p>
4313: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4314: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4315: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4316: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4317: <p>
4318: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4319: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4320: <p>
4321: Chorus
4322: <p>
4323: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4324: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4325: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4326: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4327: <p>
4328: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4329: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4330: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4331: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4332: <p>
4333: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4334: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4335: <p>
4336: <em>
1.3 ian 4337: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4338: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4339: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4340: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4341: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4342: </em>
4343:
1.8 millert 4344: <br>
4345: <hr>
1.9 millert 4346: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4347: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4348: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4349: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4350: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4351: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4352: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4353: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4354: <br>
1.192 tb 4355: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4356: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4357: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4358: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4359: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4360: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4361: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4362: <br>
4363: <br>
1.9 millert 4364: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4365: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4366: <p>
1.9 millert 4367: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4368: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4369: <p>
1.9 millert 4370: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4371: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4372: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4373: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4374: <p>
1.9 millert 4375: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4376: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4377: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4378: I'm secure by default<br>
4379: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4380: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4381: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4382: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4383: </td></tr></table>
4384: <p>
1.8 millert 4385: <em>
1.9 millert 4386: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4387: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4388: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4389: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4390: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4391: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4392:
1.1 deraadt 4393: </body>
4394: </html>