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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 26: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
31: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
32: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 33:
1.20 deraadt 34: <p>
1.182 deraadt 35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 36: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 37: <td valign="top">
1.177 deraadt 38: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
39: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 40:
1.183 deraadt 41: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 42: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
43:
1.193 deraadt 44: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
45: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
46: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 47: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
48:
49: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
50: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
51: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
52:
53: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
54: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
55: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
56: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
57: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
58: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
59: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
60: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
61: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
62: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
63:
64: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
65: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
66: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
67: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 68: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
69: <br>
70: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 71: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
72: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 73: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
74: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
75: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
76: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
77: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
78: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
79: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
80: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
81: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
82: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
83: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
84: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
85: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
86: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
87: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
88: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
89: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 90: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 91:
1.71 deraadt 92: <br>
1.182 deraadt 93: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 94: <br>
1.182 deraadt 95: <table><tr><td valign=top>
96: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
97: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
98: (no longer available)
99: </td><td>
100: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
101: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
102: (no longer available)
103: </td><td>
104: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
105: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
106: Buy it now!</a>
107: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 108: <br clear=all>
1.193 deraadt 109:
110: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 111: <a name=60></a>
112: <a name=60a></a>
113: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
114: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
115: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 116: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.176 deraadt 117: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
118: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
119: <br>
1.192 tb 120: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
121: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.176 deraadt 122: <br>
1.182 deraadt 123: <em>
124: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
125: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
126: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
127: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
128: </em>
129: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 130: </td><td valign=top>
131: We don't need no exploitation<br>
132: We don't need no overflows<br>
133: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
134: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
135: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
136: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
137: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
138: <br>
139: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
140: <br>
141: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
142: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
143: <br>
144: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
145: <br>
146: </td><td valign=top align=right>
147: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
148: </td></tr></table>
149: <em>
150: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
151: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 152: </em>
153: <br>
154:
155: <hr>
156: <a name=60b></a>
157: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
158: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
159: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 160: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.177 deraadt 161: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
162: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
163: <br>
1.192 tb 164: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
165: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 166: <br>
167: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
168: <br>
1.182 deraadt 169: <em>
170: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
171: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
172: components that help make a difference.
173: </em>
174: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 175: </td><td valign=top>
176: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
177: Hacking websites for control<br>
178: Can you crack me?<br>
179: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
180: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
181: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 182: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 183: Never give in: just fight!<br>
184: <br>
185: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
186: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
187: Can you phish me?<br>
188: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
189: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
190: Can you probe me?<br>
191: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
192: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
193: <br>
194: But it was all futility<br>
195: The firewall was strong<br>
196: As all can see<br>
197: No matter how he tried<br>
198: He could not break free()<br>
199: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
200: <br>
201: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
202: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
203: Can you scam me?<br>
204: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
205: Throwing packets with wget<br>
206: Can you hack me?<br>
207: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
208: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
209: <br>
210: </td><td valign=top align=right>
211: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
212: </td></tr></table>
213: <em>
214: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
215: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 216: </em>
217: <br>
218:
219: <hr>
220: <a name=60c></a>
221: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
222: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
223: <tr>
224: <td valign="top" width="30%">
225: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
226: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
227: <br>
1.192 tb 228: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
229: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
1.183 deraadt 230: <br>
231: <em>
232: Consider donating to our development efforts via
233: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
234: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
235: Canada and all over the world.
236: <p>
237: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
238: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 239: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 240: <p>
241: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
242: </em>
243: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
244: </td><td valign=top>
245: Money, donate your pay.<br>
246: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 247: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 248: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
249: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
250: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
251: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
252: <br>
253: Canaries have your back.<br>
254: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
255: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
256: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
257: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
258: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
259: <br>
260: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
261: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
262: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
263: Is the securest system today<br>
264: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
265: <br>
266: </td><td valign=top align=right>
267: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
268: </td></tr></table>
269: <em>
270: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
271: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
272: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 273: </em>
274: <br>
275:
276: <hr>
277: <a name=60d></a>
278: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
279: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
280: <tr>
281: <td valign="top" width="30%">
282: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
283: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
284: <br>
1.192 tb 285: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
286: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.187 deraadt 287: <br>
288: <em>
289: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
290: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
291: <p>
292: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
293: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
294: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
295: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
296: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
297: </em>
298: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
299: </td><td valign=top>
300: "Hello,<br>
301: Are there any experts out there?<br>
302: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
303: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
304: <br>
305: "I don't know how<br>
306: But I need this feature now.<br>
307: My users are pained<br>
308: I need my server up again."<br>
309: <br>
310: "Relax.<br>
311: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
312: Just the basic facts<br>
313: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
314: <br>
315: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
316: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
317: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
318: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
319: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
320: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
321: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
322: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
323: This is just how you are.<br>
324: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
325: <br>
326: OK<br>
327: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
328: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
329: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
330: <br>
331: Can you upgrade?<br>
332: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
333: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
334: Our patience is at null.<br>
335: <br>
1.196 deraadt 336: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 337: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
338: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
339: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
340: Fork-bomb child.<br>
341: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
342: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
343: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
344: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
345: My inner child is crushed.<br>
346: My dreams are gone.<br>
347: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
348: <br>
349: </td><td valign=top align=right>
350: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
351: </td></tr></table>
352: <em>
353: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
354: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 355: </em>
356: <br>
357:
358: <hr>
359: <a name=60e></a>
360: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
361: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
362: <tr>
363: <td valign="top" width="30%">
364: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
365: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
366: <br>
1.192 tb 367: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
368: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
1.188 deraadt 369: <br>
370: <em>
371: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
372: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
373: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
374: <p>
375: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
376: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
377: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
378: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
379: others to follow our lead.
380: <p>
381: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
382: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
383: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
384: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
385: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
386: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
387: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
388: cause expense.
389: <p>
390: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
391: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
392: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
393: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
394: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
395: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
396: <p>
397: Enjoy
398: <p>
399: -Bob
400: </em>
401: </td><td valign=top>
402: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 403: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 404: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
405: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
406: <br>
407: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
408: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
409: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
410: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
411: <br>
412: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
413: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
414: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
415: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
416: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
417: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
418: <br>
419: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
420: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
421: <br>
422: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
423: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
424: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
425: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
426: <br>
427: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
428: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
429: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
430: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
431: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
432: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
433: <br>
434: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
435: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
436: <br>
437: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
438: <br>
439: </td><td valign=top align=right>
440: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
441: </td></tr></table>
442: <em>
443: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
444: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 445: </em>
446: <br>
447:
448: <hr>
449: <a name=60f></a>
450: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
451: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
452: <tr>
453: <td valign="top" width="30%">
454: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
455: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
456: <br>
1.192 tb 457: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
458: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
1.190 deraadt 459: <br>
460: <em>
461: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
462: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
463: now...
464: </em>
465: </td><td valign=top>
466: Goodbye CDs <br>
467: I'm done with you today<br>
468: Goodbye<br>
469: Goodbye<br>
470: Goodbye<br>
471: No more pre-production<br>
472: And no more long delays<br>
473: So I have peace<br>
474: Of mind<br>
475: Goodbye.<br>
476: <br>
477: </td><td valign=top align=right>
478: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
479: </td></tr></table>
480: <em>
481: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
482: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 483: </em>
484: <br>
485:
486: <hr>
487: <a name=60g></a>
488: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
489: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
490: <tr>
491: <td valign="top" width="30%">
492: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
493: <br>
494: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
495: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
496: <br>
497: <em>
1.195 tj 498: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 499: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
500: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
501: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
502: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
503: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
504: </em>
505: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
506: </td><td valign=top>
507: So,<br>
508: So you think you can sell<br>
509: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
510: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
511: Would you sell the green fields<br>
512: to buy your own cage?<br>
513: Be stable for a wage?<br>
514: So you think you can sell<br>
515: <br>
516: Did you decide to trade<br>
517: Your leaders for stock?<br>
518: Complex code in the tree<br>
519: For simple code that was free?<br>
520: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
521: Did you walk out<br>
522: On a lead role in the war<br>
523: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
524: <br>
525: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
526: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
527: it's all so impure<br>
528: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
529: What do you prize?<br>
530: That same old lure<br>
531: Wish you were secure<br>
532: <br>
533: </td><td valign=top align=right>
534: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
535: </td></tr></table>
536: <em>
537: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
538: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 539: </em>
540: <br>
541:
542: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 543: <a name=59></a>
544: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 545: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 546: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
547: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 548: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 549: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
550: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
551: <br>
1.192 tb 552: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
553: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 554: <br>
1.182 deraadt 555: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 556: </td><td valign=top>
557: No lyrics.<br>
558: </td><td valign=top align=right>
559: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
560: </td></tr></table>
561: <em>
562: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
563: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
564: </em>
565: <br>
566:
567: <hr>
568: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 569: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 570: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
571: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 572: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.165 deraadt 573: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
574: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
575: <br>
1.192 tb 576: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
577: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.165 deraadt 578: <br>
579: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
580: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 581: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 582: </td><td valign=top>
583: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
584: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
585: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
586: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
587: <p>
588: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
589: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
590: <p>
591: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
592: Über tragic<br>
593: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
594: <p>
595: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
596: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
597: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
598: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
599: <p>
600: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
601: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
602: <p>
603: Chorus
604: <p>
605: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
606: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
607: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
608: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
609: <p>
610: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
611: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
612: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
613: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
614: <p>
615: Chorus<br>
616: </td><td valign=top align=right>
617: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
618: </td></tr></table>
619: <p>
620: <em>
621: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
622: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
623: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
624: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
625: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
626: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
627: </em>
628: <br>
1.158 deraadt 629:
630: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 631: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 632: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 633: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 634: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
635: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 636: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.161 deraadt 637: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
638: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
639: <br>
1.192 tb 640: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
641: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
1.161 deraadt 642: <br>
643: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
644: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
645: <p>
646: <em>
1.182 deraadt 647: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.198 ! tb 648: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
1.164 tj 649: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 650: <br>
651: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
652: ~322,000 commits<br>
653: ~44 commits/day average<br>
654: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
655: </em>
1.182 deraadt 656: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 657: </td><td valign=top>
658: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
659: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
660: Made commits to many a file<br>
661: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
662: <br>
663: Take a moment to view<br>
664: The source of all this code<br>
665: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
666: <br>
667: We're the openssh repository<br>
668: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
669: The openntpd repository<br>
670: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
671: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
672: The libressl repo too<br>
673: <br>
674: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
675: Re-used far and wide<br>
676: The license is so liberal<br>
677: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
678: We'd love for you to code...<br>
679: <br>
680: I don't really want to have to go<br>
681: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
682: The coder will commit the code<br>
683: That he wants all of you to load<br>
684: <br>
685: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
686: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
687: <br>
688: B... S... D...<br>
689: </td><td valign=top align=right>
690: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
691: </td></tr></table>
692: <p>
693: <em>
694: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
695: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
696: </em>
697: <br>
698:
699: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 700: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 701: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 702: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
703: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 704: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.158 deraadt 705: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
706: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
707: <br>
1.192 tb 708: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
709: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
1.158 deraadt 710: <br>
1.182 deraadt 711: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 712: </td><td valign=top>
713: No lyrics.<br>
714: </td><td valign=top align=right>
715: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
716: </td></tr></table>
717: <em>
718: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
719: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
720: </em>
721: <br>
1.152 deraadt 722:
723: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 724: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 725: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 726: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
727: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 728: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.157 deraadt 729: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
730: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
731: <br>
1.192 tb 732: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
733: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
1.157 deraadt 734: <br>
735: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
736: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 737: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 738: </td><td valign=top>
739: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
740: <br>
741: With every release,<br>
742: Puffy becomes better,<br>
743: a little better all the time.<br>
744: <br>
745: With every release,<br>
746: Puffy becomes better,<br>
747: so much better all the time.<br>
748: <br>
749: Let's count in sys:<br>
750: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
751: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
752: <br>
753: With every release,<br>
754: Puffy becomes better,<br>
755: really better all the time.<br>
756: <br>
757: Let's count in log:<br>
758: 314544 commits from developers<br>
759: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
760: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
761: <br>
762: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
763: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
764: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
765: <br>
766: With every release,<br>
767: Puffy becomes better,<br>
768: so much better all the time.<br>
769: <br>
770: With every release,<br>
771: Puffy becomes better,<br>
772: so much better all the time.<br>
773: <br>
774: With every release,<br>
775: Puffy becomes better.<br>
776: <br>
777: With every release,<br>
778: Puffy becomes better,<br>
779: so much better all the time.<br>
780: </td><td valign=top align=right>
781: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
782: </td></tr></table>
783: <p>
784: <em>
785: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
786: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
787: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
788: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 789: </em>
790: <br>
791:
792: <hr>
793: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 794: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 795: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
796: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 797: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.159 deraadt 798: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
799: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
800: <br>
1.192 tb 801: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
802: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
1.159 deraadt 803: <br>
804: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
805: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
806: <br>
1.182 deraadt 807: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 808: </td><td valign=top>
809: I read the news today oh boy<br>
810: About a silly man who made a change<br>
811: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
812: Well I just had to laugh<br>
813: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
814: <br>
815: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
816: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
817: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
818: They'd seen such code before<br>
819: Everyone was really sure<br>
820: It was from 1984..<br>
821: <br>
822: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
823: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
824: And though the code was rather gross<br>
825: They held their nose and dove.<br>
826: Having read the code..<br>
827: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
828: <br>
829: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
830: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
831: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
832: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
833: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
834: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
835: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
836: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
837: <br>
838: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
839: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
840: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
841: <br>
842: I read the news today oh boy<br>
843: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
844: And though the holes were rather small<br>
845: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 846: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 847: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
848: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
849: </td><td valign=top align=right>
850: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
851: </td></tr></table>
852: <p>
853: <em>
854: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
855: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
856: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
857: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
858: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
859: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
860: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
861: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
862: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
863: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
864: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
865: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
866: <br>
867: <br>
868: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
869: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 870: </em>
871: <br>
872:
873: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 874: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 875: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 876: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
877: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 878: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.152 deraadt 879: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
880: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
881: <br>
1.192 tb 882: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
883: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
1.152 deraadt 884: <br>
885: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
886: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 887: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 888: </td><td valign=top>
889: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
890: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 891: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
892: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 893: <br>
1.154 deraadt 894: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
895: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 896: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 897: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 898: <br>
899: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 900: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 901: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 902: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 903: <br>
904: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 905: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 906: I'm a Source Fish<br>
907: I'm a Source Fish<br>
908: <br>
1.154 deraadt 909: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 910: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 911: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
912: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 913: <br>
1.154 deraadt 914: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 915: I'm a Source Fish<br>
916: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 917: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 918: <br>
1.154 deraadt 919: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
920: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 921: <br>
922: Instrumental<br>
923: <br>
1.154 deraadt 924: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
925: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
926: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
927: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
928: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
929: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
930: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
931: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 932: </td><td valign=top align=right>
933: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
934: </td></tr></table>
935: <p>
936: <em>
937: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
938: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
939: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
940: </em>
941: <br>
1.126 deraadt 942:
943: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 944: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 945: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 946: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
947: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 948: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.148 deraadt 949: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
950: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
951: <br>
1.192 tb 952: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
953: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1.148 deraadt 954: <br>
955: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
956: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 957: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 958: </td><td valign=top>
959: No lyrics.<br>
960: </td><td valign=top align=right>
961: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
962: </td></tr></table>
963: <p>
964: <em>
965: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
966: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
967: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
968: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
969: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
970: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
971: LibreSSL was released.
972: <p>
973: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
974: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
975: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
976: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
977: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
978: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
979: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
980: <p>
1.149 deraadt 981: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 982: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
983: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
984: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
985: than just posture?
986: </em>
1.182 deraadt 987: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 988: <p>
989: <em>
990: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
991: by Jonathan Lewis.
992: </em>
993: <br>
994:
995: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 996: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 997: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 998: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
999: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1000: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.144 deraadt 1001: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1002: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1003: <br>
1.192 tb 1004: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1005: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1.144 deraadt 1006: <br>
1007: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1008: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1009: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1010: </td><td valign=top>
1011: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1012: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1013: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1014: <br>
1015: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1016: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1017: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1018: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1019: <br>
1020: <br>
1021: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1022: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1023: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1024: <br>
1025: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1026: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1027: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1028: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1029: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1030: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1031: <br>
1032: <br>
1033: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1034: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1035: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1036: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1037: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1038: </td></tr></table>
1039: <em>
1040: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1041: back to 1901. This is known as the
1042: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1043: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1044: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1045: <p>
1.146 guenther 1046: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1047: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1048: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1049: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1050: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1051: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1052: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1053: <p>
1054: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1055: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1056: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1057: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1058: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1059: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1060: <p>
1061: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1062: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1063: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1064: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1065: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1066: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1067: <p>
1068: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1069: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1070: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1071: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1072: <p>
1073: <em>
1074: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1075: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1076: </em>
1077: <br>
1078:
1079: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1080: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1081: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1082: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1083: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1084: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.137 deraadt 1085: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1086: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1087: <br>
1.192 tb 1088: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1089: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.137 deraadt 1090: <br>
1091: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1092: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1093: <br>
1094: <br>
1095: <em>
1096: do { to loop<br>
1097: at least one time<br>
1098: <br>
1099: regexp,<br>
1100: to match a chunk of text<br>
1101: <br>
1102: main, the name,<br>
1103: by which I'm called<br>
1104: <br>
1105: for,<br>
1106: another kind of loop<br>
1107: <br>
1108: sem,<br>
1109: a way to block a thread<br>
1110: <br>
1111: log<br>
1112: a func to follow sem<br>
1113: <br>
1114: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1115: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1116: <br>
1117: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1118: <br>
1119: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1120: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1121: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1122: <br>
1123: <br>
1124: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1125: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1126: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1127: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1128: <br>
1129: <br>
1130: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1131: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1132: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1133: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1134: <br>
1135: <br>
1136: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1137: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1138: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1139: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1140: <br>
1141: <br>
1142: (chorus)<br>
1143: <br>
1144: <br>
1145: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1146: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1147: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1148: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1149: <br>
1150: <br>
1151: (repeat)<br>
1152: <br>
1153: <br>
1154: (chorus)<br>
1155: <br>
1156: <br>
1157: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1158: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1159: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1160: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1161: <br>
1162: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1163: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1164: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1165: </td></tr></table>
1166: <p>
1167: <em>
1168: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1169: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1170: <br>
1171: <br>
1172: </em>
1173:
1174: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1175: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1176: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1177: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1178: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1179: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.134 deraadt 1180: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1181: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1182: <br>
1.192 tb 1183: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1184: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.134 deraadt 1185: <br>
1186: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1187: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1188: <br>
1189: <br>
1190: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1191: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1192: <br>
1193: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1194: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1195: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1196: <br>
1197: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1198: <br>
1199: [laughs]<br>
1200: <br>
1201: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1202: <br>
1203: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1204: <br>
1205: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1206: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1207: <br>
1208: Time to dump core.<br>
1209: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1210: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1211: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1212: </td></tr></table>
1213: <p>
1214: <em>
1215: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1216: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1217: <br>
1218: <br>
1219: </em>
1220:
1221: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1222: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1223: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1224: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1225: <tr>
1226: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1227: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1228: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1229: <br>
1.192 tb 1230: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1231: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1.131 deraadt 1232: <br>
1233: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1234: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1235: <br>
1236: <br>
1237: <em>
1.132 beck 1238: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1239: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1240: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1241: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1242: under particular Linux distributions.
1243: <p>
1244: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1245: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1246: <p>
1247: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1248: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1249: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1250: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1251: <p>
1252: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1253: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1254: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1255: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1256: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1257: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1258: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1259: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1260: <br>
1261: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1262: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1263: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1264: <br>
1.132 beck 1265: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1266: We are in every way Posix<br>
1267: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1268: We won't need any other.<br>
1269: <br>
1270: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1271: It's better than the last you know<br>
1272: Another million bits that changed<br>
1273: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1274: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1275: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1276: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1277: <br>
1278: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1279: Others can work around this hell<br>
1280: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1281: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1282: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1283: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1284: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1285: We are Posix<br>
1286: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1287: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1288: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1289: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1290: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1291: </td></tr></table>
1292: <p>
1293: <em>
1294: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1295: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1296: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1297: Studios.
1298: <br>
1299: <br>
1300: </em>
1301:
1302: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1303: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1304: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1305: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1306: <tr>
1307: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1308: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1309: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1310: <br>
1.192 tb 1311: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1312: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1313: <br>
1314: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1315: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1316: <br>
1317: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1318: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1319: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1320: <br>
1321: If you've got a bug<br>
1322: That you just can't shove<br>
1323: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1324: Bugbusters!<br>
1325: <br>
1326: Buffer overflow?<br>
1327: Don't know where to go<br>
1328: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1329: Bugbusters!<br>
1330: <br>
1331: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1332: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1333: <br>
1334: And you're off by one<br>
1335: And it ain't no fun<br>
1336: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1337: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1338: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1339: If your system's down<br>
1340: And it makes you frown<br>
1341: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1342: Bugbusters!<br>
1343: <br>
1344: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1345: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1346: <br>
1347: If you need a trace<br>
1348: Gonna win that race<br>
1349: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1350: Bugbusters!<br>
1351: <br>
1352: If you got a crash<br>
1353: And you got no cash<br>
1354: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1355: Bugbusters!<br>
1356: <br>
1357: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1358: <br>
1359: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1360: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1361: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1362: </td></tr></table>
1363: <p>
1364: <em>
1365: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1366: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1367: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1368: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1369: <br>
1370: <br>
1371: </em>
1372:
1373: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1374: <a name=51b></a>
1375: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1376: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1377: <tr>
1378: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.129 deraadt 1379: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1380: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1381: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1382: <br>
1383: <br>
1.192 tb 1384: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1385: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 1386: <br>
1387: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1388: <br>
1389: <br>
1390: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1391: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1392: <p>
1393: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1394: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1395: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1396: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1397: <p>
1398: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1399: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1400: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1401: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1402: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1403: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1404: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1405: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1406: <p>
1407: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1408: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1409: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1410: two bonus tracks).
1411: <p>
1412: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1413: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1414: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1415: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1416: Shut up and hack!<br>
1417: In the hack room<br>
1418: In the back room<br>
1419: Wires everywhere<br>
1420: <br>
1421: At the tables<br>
1422: Fingers able<br>
1423: Take another dare!<br>
1424: <br>
1425: Close up your holes<br>
1426: Pick up the slack!<br>
1427: Get your head down!<br>
1428: Shut up and hack!<br>
1429: Close up your holes<br>
1430: Pick up the slack!<br>
1431: Get your head down!<br>
1432: Shut up and hack!<br>
1433: <br>
1434: Coding faster<br>
1435: You're the master<br>
1436: of security<br>
1437: <br>
1438: In your t-shirts<br>
1439: Hack till it hurts<br>
1440: This is how to be free<br>
1441: <br>
1442: CHORUS<br>
1443: <br>
1444: Hit the pub now<br>
1445: We're a club now<br>
1446: Trading genius for free<br>
1447: <br>
1448: Have a laugh and<br>
1449: Be a rock band<br>
1450: This is how it should be!<br>
1451: <br>
1452: CHORUS<br>
1453: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1454: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1455: <br>
1456: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1457: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1458:
1459: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1460: <a name=51c></a>
1461: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.129 deraadt 1462: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1463: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1464: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1465: <br>
1466: <br>
1.192 tb 1467: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1468: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.128 deraadt 1469: <em>
1470: <p>
1471: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1472: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1473: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1474:
1475: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1476: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1477: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1478: </em>
1479: <br>
1480: <p>
1481:
1482: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1483: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1484: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1485: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1486: <tr>
1487: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1488: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1489: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1490: <br>
1.192 tb 1491: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1492: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1.124 deraadt 1493: <br>
1494: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1495: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1496: <br>
1497: <br>
1498: <em>
1499: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1500: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1501: for us for many releases.<br>
1502: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1503: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1504: <br>
1505: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1506: a parody magazine!<br>
1507: <br>
1508: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1509: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1510: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1511: <br>
1512: What? Me Worry?<br>
1513: Not with this stuff<br>
1514: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1515: Nobody get tough<br>
1516: <br>
1517: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1518: Having fun in the woods<br>
1519: Carving out toys<br>
1520: and makin' em good<br>
1521: <br>
1522: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1523: I got so many tricks<br>
1524: I got undercover agents<br>
1525: Even out in the sticks<br>
1526: <br>
1527: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1528: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1529: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1530: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1531: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1532: Little black flies<br>
1533: on a pile of GNU<br>
1534: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1535: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1536: <br>
1.125 sthen 1537: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1538: That's my thang<br>
1539: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1540: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1541: <br>
1542: It's a mad mad world<br>
1543: and number 5 is alive<br>
1544: I gotta black submarine<br>
1545: and I'm built to survive<br>
1546: <br>
1547: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1548: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1549: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1550: And blocked out the sun<br>
1551: <br>
1552: Keep the source open<br>
1553: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1554: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1555: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1556: <br>
1557: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1558: In my treehouse club<br>
1559: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1560: Its secure ya bub<br>
1561: <br>
1562: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1563: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1564: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1565: some Open source stank<br>
1566: <br>
1567: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1568: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1569: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1570: And blocked out the sun<br>
1571: <br>
1572: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1573: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1574: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1575: </td></tr></table>
1576: <p>
1577: <em>
1578: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1579: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1580: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1581: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1582: <br>
1583: <br>
1584: </em>
1585:
1586: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1587: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1588: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1589: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1590: <tr>
1591: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1592: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1593: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1594: <br>
1.192 tb 1595: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1596: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1.123 deraadt 1597: <br>
1598: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1599: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1600: <br>
1601: <br>
1602: <em>
1603: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1604: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1605: <br>
1606: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1607: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1608: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1609: <br>
1610: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1611: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1612: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1613: <br>
1614: BSD 4.2 was
1615: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1616: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1617: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1618: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1619: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1620: <br>
1621: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1622: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1623: <br>
1624: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1625: <br>
1626: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1627: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1628: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1629: <br>
1630: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1631: before you can call him a man?<br>
1632: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1633: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1634: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1635: before they are forever banned?<br>
1636: <br>
1637: The answer my friend<br>
1638: BSD 4.2<br>
1639: The answer<br>
1640: BSD 4.2<br>
1641: <br>
1642: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1643: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1644: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1645: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1646: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1647: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1648: <br>
1649: The answer my friend<br>
1650: BSD 4.2<br>
1651: The answer<br>
1652: BSD 4.2<br>
1653: <br>
1654: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1655: to share what is already ours?<br>
1656: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1657: To end up not getting far?<br>
1658: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1659: before we can hear every star?<br>
1660: <br>
1661: The answer my friend<br>
1662: BSD 4.2<br>
1663: The answer<br>
1664: BSD 4.2<br>
1665: <br>
1666: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1667: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1668: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1669: our future is made in the shade<br>
1670: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1671: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1672: <br>
1673: The answer my friend<br>
1674: BSD 4.2<br>
1675: The answer<br>
1676: BSD 4.2<br>
1677: <br>
1678: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1679: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1680: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1681: </td></tr></table>
1682: <p>
1683: <em>
1684: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1685: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1686: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1687: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1688: <br>
1689: <br>
1690: </em>
1691:
1692: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1693: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1694: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1695: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1696: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1697: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1698: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1699: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1700: this song.<br>
1701: <br>
1702: [Instrumental]<br>
1703: <br>
1.192 tb 1704: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1705: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1.120 deraadt 1706: <br>
1707: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1708: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1709: <br>
1710: <br>
1711: <em>
1712: [Sorry, no commentary]
1713: <br>
1714: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1715: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1716: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1717: <br>
1718: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1719: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1720: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1721: </td></tr></table>
1722: <p>
1723: <em>
1724: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1725: <br>
1726: <br>
1727: </em>
1728:
1729: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1730: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1731: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1732: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1733: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1734: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1735: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1736: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1737: <br>
1.192 tb 1738: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1739: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1.119 deraadt 1740: <br>
1741: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1742: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1743: <br>
1744: <br>
1745: <em>
1746: [Sorry, no commentary]
1747: <br>
1748: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1749: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1750: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1751: <br>
1752: Back when I was twenty<br>
1753: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1754: All that I believed in<br>
1755: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1756: <br>
1757: All I ever wanted<br>
1758: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1759: And all the criticizing<br>
1760: Was something I'd endure<br>
1761: <br>
1762: The changes that I've been through<br>
1763: And the trials along the way<br>
1764: The battle isn't over<br>
1765: And I'm living day by day<br>
1766: <br>
1767: But I'm still here<br>
1768: <br>
1769: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1770: But I'm just being me<br>
1771: With my filter I can hide<br>
1772: My true identity<br>
1773: <br>
1774: One day when I was flying<br>
1775: Across the open skies<br>
1776: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1777: Had been weakened over time<br>
1778: <br>
1779: The server room was burning up<br>
1780: And melting the array<br>
1781: A little breath of cold air<br>
1782: Was enough to save the day<br>
1783: <br>
1784: CHORUS:<br>
1785: But I'm still here<br>
1786: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1787: I'm still free<br>
1788: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1789: I'm still me<br>
1790: <br>
1791: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1792: <br>
1793: Now that I am older<br>
1794: And I've been around so long<br>
1795: The world is ever changing<br>
1796: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1797: <br>
1798: CHORUS:<br>
1799: <br>
1800: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1801: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1802: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1803: </td></tr></table>
1804: <p>
1805: <em>
1806: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1807: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1808: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1809: <br>
1810: <br>
1811: </em>
1812:
1813: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1814: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1815: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1816: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1817: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1818: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1819: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1820: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1821: <br>
1.192 tb 1822: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1823: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.116 deraadt 1824: <br>
1825: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1826: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1827: <br>
1828: <br>
1829: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1830: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1831: <br>
1832: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1833: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1834: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1835: <br>
1836: Welcome to the future<br>
1837: One very rich man<br>
1838: runs the Earth with<br>
1839: one multinational<br>
1840: owns your stuff<br>
1841: and owns your birth<br>
1842: <br>
1843: Everyone is armless<br>
1844: Personal robots<br>
1845: Do it all for you<br>
1846: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1847: One channel TV<br>
1848: never gonna bore you<br>
1849: <br>
1850: CHORUS<br>
1851: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1852: or a way to die<br>
1853: while alive and a loser<br>
1854: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1855: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1856: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1857: <br>
1858: Everyone is happy<br>
1859: No more government<br>
1860: No more media<br>
1861: Only the Company<br>
1862: Entertains you<br>
1863: while it feeds you<br>
1864: <br>
1865: Soylent Green pap<br>
1866: Eating your friends while<br>
1867: shopping, buying<br>
1868: Stupid applications<br>
1869: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1870: <br>
1871: CHORUS<br>
1872: <br>
1873: Take me back<br>
1874: Take me back<br>
1875: Please<br>
1876: Take me back<br>
1877: <br>
1878: Way back in my time<br>
1879: Open source kept<br>
1880: everyone choosing<br>
1881: People knew the insides<br>
1882: Of devices they were using<br>
1883: <br>
1884: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1885: Now it's locked and<br>
1886: dumbed down so much<br>
1887: One button coma<br>
1888: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1889: <br>
1890: CHORUS<br>
1891: <br>
1892: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1893: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1894: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1895: </td></tr></table>
1896: <p>
1897: <em>
1898: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1899: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1900: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1901: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1902: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1903: <br>
1904: <br>
1905: </em>
1906:
1907: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1908: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1909: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1910: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1911: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1912: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 1913: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1914: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1915: <br>
1.192 tb 1916: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1917: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1.108 deraadt 1918: <br>
1919: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1920: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1921: <br>
1922: <br>
1923: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1924: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1925: <br>
1926: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1927: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1928: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1929: <br>
1930: I love to hate my PC<br>
1931: But now it's not so easy<br>
1932: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1933: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1934: <br>
1935: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1936: Intel's controlling you<br>
1937: And Microsoft is too<br>
1938: But this is nothing new<br>
1939: <br>
1940: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1941: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1942: Tangles and angles<br>
1943: In what could be straight forward<br>
1944: <br>
1945: Lost connections<br>
1946: Lost my mind<br>
1947: It's such a waste of time<br>
1948: <br>
1949: CHORUS<br>
1950: <br>
1951: Now on the motherboard<br>
1952: Where all my life is stored<br>
1953: Playing with garbage there<br>
1954: With rules so unfair<br>
1955: <br>
1956: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1957: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1958: Forcing us all to play<br>
1959: Our progress interrupted<br>
1960: <br>
1961: Lost connections<br>
1962: Lost my mind<br>
1963: It's such a waste of time<br>
1964: <br>
1965: CHORUS<br>
1966: <br>
1967: Yes I'm a user<br>
1968: And I'm not the only one<br>
1969: I'm not a loser<br>
1970: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1971: <br>
1972: And we will find it<br>
1973: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1974: Map our devices<br>
1975: And we know what it'll take<br>
1976: <br>
1977: Lost connections<br>
1978: Lost my mind<br>
1979: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1980: <br>
1981: (bridge)<br>
1982: On and on<br>
1983: Can we all be wrong?<br>
1984: All and all<br>
1985: We are one<br>
1986: Clean the dream<br>
1987: Gone wrong<br>
1988: We are Tron<br>
1989: On and on and on<br>
1990: <br>
1991: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
1992: <br>
1993: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
1994: <br>
1995: CHORUS<br>
1996: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1997: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1998: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 1999: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
2000: </td></tr></table>
2001: <p>
2002: <em>
2003: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2004: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2005: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2006: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2007: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2008: <br>
2009: <br>
2010: </em>
2011:
2012: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2013: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2014: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2015: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2016: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2017: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2018: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2019: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2020: <br>
1.192 tb 2021: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2022: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1.104 deraadt 2023: <br>
2024: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2025: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2026: <br>
2027: <br>
2028: <em>
2029: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2030: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2031: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2032: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2033: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2034: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2035: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2036: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2037: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2038: probably not been read by enough people.
2039: <br>
2040: <br>
2041: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2042: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2043: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2044: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2045: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2046: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2047: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2048: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2049: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2050: <br>
2051: <br>
2052: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2053: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2054: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2055: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2056: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2057: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2058: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2059: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2060: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2061: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2062: <br>
2063: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2064: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2065: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2066: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2067: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2068: <br>
2069: <br>
2070: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2071: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2072: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2073: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2074: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2075: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2076: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2077: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2078: <br>
2079: <br>
2080: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2081: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2082: <br>
2083: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2084: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2085: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2086: <br>
2087: <center>
2088: <br>
2089: Source Wars<br>
2090: Episode IV<br>
2091: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2092: </center>
2093: <br>
2094: Not so very long ago<br>
2095: and not so far away<br>
2096: AT&T made system code<br>
2097: and gave some bits away<br>
2098: <br>
2099: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2100: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2101: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2102: for everyone on Earth<br>
2103: <br>
2104: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2105: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2106: And good old greed was back again<br>
2107: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2108: <br>
2109: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2110: sued BSDi from above<br>
2111: The code is free but<br>
2112: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2113: <br>
2114: The University came calling<br>
2115: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2116: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2117: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2118: <br>
2119: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2120: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2121: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2122: of BSD code all around<br>
2123: <br>
2124: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2125: of credit front to back<br>
2126: This broke the license USL<br>
2127: was using to attack<br>
2128: <br>
2129: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2130: and "settled" out of court<br>
2131: And UCB was big enough<br>
2132: to take it like a sport<br>
2133: <br>
2134: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2135: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2136: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2137: every book with proper dues<br>
2138: <br>
2139: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2140: apologetically<br>
2141: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2142: the same monopoly<br>
2143: <br>
2144: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2145: down if everybody saw<br>
2146: How greed became so big<br>
2147: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2148: <br>
2149: But only one community<br>
2150: the one that makes it tick<br>
2151: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2152: exposing hypocrites<br>
2153: <br>
2154: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2155: to tell the story right<br>
2156: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2157: and kept in shining light<br>
2158: <br>
2159: And may the source be with you<br>
2160: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2161: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2162: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2163: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2164: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2165: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2166: </td></tr></table>
2167: <p>
2168: <em>
2169: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2170: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2171: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2172: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2173: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2174: <br>
2175: <br>
2176: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2177:
2178: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2179: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2180: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2181: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2182: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2183: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2184: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2185: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2186: <br>
1.192 tb 2187: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2188: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
1.95 deraadt 2189: <br>
2190: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2191: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2192: <br>
2193: <br>
2194: <em>
2195: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2196: who is a lot like
2197: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2198: <br>
2199: <br>
2200: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2201: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2202: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2203: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2204: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2205: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2206: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2207: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2208: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2209: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2210: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2211: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2212: <br>
2213: <br>
2214: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2215: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2216: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2217: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2218: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2219: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2220: <br>
2221: <br>
2222: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2223: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2224: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2225: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2226: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2227: influence which he could use so falsely.
2228: <br>
2229: <br>
2230: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2231: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2232: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2233: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2234: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2235: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2236: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2237: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2238: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2239: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2240: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2241: <br>
2242: <br>
2243: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2244: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2245: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2246: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2247: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2248: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2249: <br>
2250: <br>
2251: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2252: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2253: follow their own stupid rules.
2254: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2255: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2256: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2257: <br>
2258: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2259: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2260: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2261: Tempting harpies<br>
2262: 13 years of treachery<br>
2263: <br>
2264: <br>
2265: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2266: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2267: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2268: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2269: <br>
2270: <br>
2271: But something's wrong with them<br>
2272: They will not take our free wares<br>
2273: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2274: Why are you so scared?<br>
2275: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2276: <br>
2277: <br>
2278: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2279: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2280: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2281: There are many new laws"<br>
2282: <br>
2283: <br>
1.98 okan 2284: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2285: "Puffy!<br>
2286: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2287: <br>
2288: <br>
2289: "First rule one dictates<br>
2290: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2291: <br>
2292: <br>
2293: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2294: <br>
2295: <br>
2296: "And rule two dictates<br>
2297: You must give it to me<br>
2298: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2299: <br>
2300: <br>
2301: "The list goes on of course<br>
2302: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2303: <br>
2304: <br>
2305: "This is madness!<br>
2306: He has lost his mind!<br>
2307: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2308: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2309: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2310: <br>
2311: <br>
2312: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2313: <br>
2314: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2315: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2316: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2317: </td></tr></table>
2318: <p>
2319: <em>
2320: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2321: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2322: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2323: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2324: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2325: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2326: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2327: <br>
2328: <br>
2329: </em>
2330:
2331: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2332: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2333: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2334: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2335: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2336: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2337: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2338: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2339: <br>
1.192 tb 2340: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2341: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
1.90 deraadt 2342: <br>
2343: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2344: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2345: <br>
2346: <br>
2347: <em>
2348: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2349: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2350: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2351: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2352: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2353: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2354: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2355: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2356: away from the ideals very quickly.
2357: <p>
1.93 jmc 2358: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2359: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2360: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2361: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2362: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2363: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2364: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2365: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2366: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2367: <p>
2368: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2369: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2370: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2371: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2372: led to other issues.
2373: <p>
2374: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2375: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2376: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2377: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2378: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2379: <p>
2380: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2381: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2382: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2383: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2384: projects.
2385: <p>
2386: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2387: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2388: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2389: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2390: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2391: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2392: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2393: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2394: not for their agenda.
2395: <p>
2396: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2397: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2398: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2399: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2400: <p>
2401: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2402: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2403: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2404: <br>
2405: The starting line is nervous<br>
2406: we burst upon the course<br>
2407: Electric is our passion<br>
2408: An open hearted force<br>
2409: <br>
2410: The water's full of dangers<br>
2411: That interrupt the flow<br>
2412: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2413: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2414: <br>
2415: *Give and get back some<br>
2416: Sharing it all<br>
2417: Path we know best<br>
2418: we're having a ball<br>
2419: Opulent mission<br>
2420: Lost in our passion<br>
2421: You can still choose<br>
2422: If you don't swim to win<br>
2423: you'll never lose*<br>
2424: <br>
2425: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2426: <br>
2427: The window is a wall by now<br>
2428: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2429: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2430: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2431: <br>
2432: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2433: Flies too close to itself<br>
2434: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2435: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2436: <br>
2437: *CHORUS*<br>
2438: <br>
2439: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2440: <br>
2441: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2442: but this is not a race<br>
2443: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2444: for first or second place<br>
2445: <br>
2446: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2447: Were traded for real goals<br>
2448: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2449: For those with corporate souls<br>
2450: <br>
2451: *Give and get back some<br>
2452: Sharing it all<br>
2453: Path we know best<br>
2454: we're having a ball<br>
2455: Give and get zeros<br>
2456: Give and get ones<br>
2457: Given to you but<br>
2458: Not you to us<br>
2459: Opulent mission<br>
2460: Lost in our passion<br>
2461: You can still choose<br>
2462: If you don't swim to win<br>
2463: you'll never lose<br>
2464: You'll never lose*<br>
2465: <br>
2466: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2467: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2468: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2469: </td></tr></table>
2470: <p>
2471: <em>
2472: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2473: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2474: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2475: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2476: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2477: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2478: <br>
2479: <br>
2480: </em>
2481:
2482: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2483: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2484: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2485: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2486: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2487: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2488: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2489: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2490: <br>
1.192 tb 2491: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2492: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
1.81 deraadt 2493: <br>
2494: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2495: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2496: <br>
2497: <br>
2498: <em>
2499: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2500: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2501: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2502: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2503: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2504: device support.
2505: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2506: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2507: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2508: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2509: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2510: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2511: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2512: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2513: weird, or even buggy.
2514: <p>
2515: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2516: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2517: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2518: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2519: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2520: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2521: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2522: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2523: OpenBSD, either).
2524: <p>
2525: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2526: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2527: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2528: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2529: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2530: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2531: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2532: <p>
1.82 jsg 2533: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2534: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2535: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2536: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2537: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2538: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2539: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2540: would be fantastic by now.
2541: <p>
2542: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2543: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2544: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2545: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2546: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2547: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2548: <br>
2549: Here's an old story ...<br>
2550: <br>
2551: <br>
2552: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2553: We all know the details<br>
2554: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2555: some serious loot,<br>
2556: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2557: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2558: The little guy who<br>
2559: did the best with what he had<br>
2560: <br>
2561: <br>
2562: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2563: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2564: in moderation<br>
2565: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2566: <br>
2567: <br>
2568: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2569: never give him the password<br>
2570: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2571: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2572: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2573: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2574: So do the best with what you have<br>
2575: <br>
2576: <br>
2577: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2578: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2579: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2580: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2581: <br>
2582: <br>
2583: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2584: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2585: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2586: then made him better off dead<br>
2587: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2588: <br>
2589: <br>
2590: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2591: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2592: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2593: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2594: for each consecutive cut<br>
2595: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2596: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2597: <br>
2598: <br>
2599: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2600: it's where you dig the well<br>
2601: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2602: the little guy does right<br>
2603: <br>
2604: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2605: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2606: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2607: </td></tr></table>
2608: <p>
2609: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2610: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2611: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2612: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2613: <br>
2614: <br>
2615: </em>
2616:
2617: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2618: <a name=40b></a>
2619: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2620: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2621: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2622: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2623: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2624: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2625: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2626: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2627: <br>
1.192 tb 2628: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2629: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2630: <br>
2631: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2632: <br>
2633: <br>
2634: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2635: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2636: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2637: <p>
2638: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2639: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2640: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2641: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2642: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2643: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2644: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2645: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2646: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2647: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2648: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2649: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2650: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2651: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2652: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2653: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2654: Be Open<br>
2655: Be Vocal<br>
2656: Stay Open<br>
2657: Stay Vocal<br>
2658: <br>
2659: (repeat)<br>
2660: <br>
2661: OpenBSD<br>
2662: <br>
2663: Twice a year,<br>
2664: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2665: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2666: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2667: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2668: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2669: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2670: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2671: and a license application<br>
2672: is a fishybomination<br>
2673: and a random allocation<br>
2674: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2675: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2676: OK stop.<br>
2677: I get it.<br>
2678: Some asshole lied.<br>
2679: <br>
2680: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2681: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2682: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2683: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2684: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2685: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2686: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2687: OK stop.<br>
2688: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2689: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2690: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2691: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2692: I get it.<br>
2693: Where's my pencils?<br>
2694: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2695: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2696: Be Open<br>
2697: Be Vocal<br>
2698: Stay Open<br>
2699: Stay Vocal<br>
2700: <br>
2701: (repeat)<br>
2702: <br>
2703: Then he has another beer and<br>
2704: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2705: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2706: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2707: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2708: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2709: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2710: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2711: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2712: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2713: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2714: every time, every song!<br>
2715: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2716: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2717: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2718: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2719: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2720: <br>
2721: (beat boxin')<br>
2722: <br>
2723: <br>
2724: </td></tr></table>
2725: <p>
2726: <em>
2727: <br>
2728: </em>
2729:
2730: <hr>
2731: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2732: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2733: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2734: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2735: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2736: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2737: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2738: <br>
1.192 tb 2739: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2740: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 2741: <br>
2742: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2743: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2744: <br>
2745: <br>
2746: <em>
2747: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2748: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2749: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2750: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2751: <br>
2752: <br>
2753: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2754: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2755: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2756: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2757: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2758: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2759: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2760: <br>
2761: <br>
2762: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2763: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2764: <br>
2765: <br>
2766: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2767: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2768: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2769: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2770: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2771: <br>
2772: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2773: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2774: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2775: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2776: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2777: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2778: <br>
2779: <br>
2780: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2781: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2782: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2783: other developers.
2784: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2785: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2786: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2787: <br>
2788: <br>
2789: <br>
2790: Humppa negala<br>
2791: Humppa negala<br>
2792: Humppa negala<br>
2793: Venismechah<br>
2794: <br>
2795: Humppa negala<br>
2796: Humppa negala<br>
2797: Humppa negala<br>
2798: Venismechah<br>
2799: <br>
2800: Humppa neranenah<br>
2801: Humppa neranenah<br>
2802: Humppa neranenah<br>
2803: Venismechah<br>
2804: <br>
2805: Humppa neranenah<br>
2806: Humppa neranenah<br>
2807: Humppa neranenah<br>
2808: Venismechah<br>
2809: <br>
2810: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2811: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2812: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2813: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2814: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2815: uru achim!<br>
2816: uru achim!<br>
2817: OpenBSD!<br>
2818: <br>
2819: <br>
2820: (circus torture)<br>
2821: <br>
2822: <br>
2823: Humppa negala<br>
2824: Humppa negala<br>
2825: Humppa negala<br>
2826: Venismechah<br>
2827: <br>
2828: Humppa negala<br>
2829: Humppa negala<br>
2830: Humppa negala<br>
2831: Venismechah<br>
2832: <br>
2833: Humppa neranenah<br>
2834: Humppa neranenah<br>
2835: Humppa neranenah<br>
2836: Venismechah<br>
2837: <br>
2838: Humppa neranenah<br>
2839: Humppa neranenah<br>
2840: Humppa neranenah<br>
2841: Venismechah<br>
2842: <br>
2843: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2844: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2845: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2846: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2847: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2848: uru achim!<br>
2849: uru achim!<br>
2850: OpenBSD!<br>
2851: <br>
2852: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2853: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2854: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2855: </td></tr></table>
2856: <p>
2857: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2858: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2859: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2860: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2861: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2862: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2863: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2864: <br>
2865: <br>
2866: </em>
2867:
2868: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2869: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2870: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2871: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2872: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2873: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 2874: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2875: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2876: <br>
1.192 tb 2877: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2878: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 2879: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2880: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2881: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2882: <br>
2883: <br>
2884: <em>
2885: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2886: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2887: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2888: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2889: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2890: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2891: <br>
2892: <br>
2893: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2894: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2895: <br>
2896: <br>
2897: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2898: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2899: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2900: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2901: <br>
2902: <br>
2903: <ul>
2904: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2905: at any time.<br>
2906: <br>
2907: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2908: <br>
2909: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2910: <br>
2911: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2912: <br>
2913: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2914: <br>
2915: <li>
2916: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2917: less portable.<br>
2918: <br>
2919: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2920: </ul>
2921: <br>
2922: <br>
2923: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2924: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2925: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2926: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2927: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2928: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2929: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2930: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2931: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2932: <br><br><br>
2933: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2934: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2935: there was nothin' shady<br>
2936: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2937: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2938: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2939: <br>
2940: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2941: blah blah blah<br>
2942: Blah!<br>
2943: <br>
2944: <br>
2945: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2946: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2947: <br>
2948: <br>
2949: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2950: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2951: with a drop of goo<br>
2952: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2953: But by the time he graduated<br>
2954: Blob was business slime!<br>
2955: <br>
2956: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2957: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2958: blah blah<br>
2959: <br>
2960: <br>
2961: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2962: <br>
2963: <br>
2964: Now everybody had it<br>
2965: they was drivin' around<br>
2966: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2967: for convenience now<br>
2968: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2969: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2970: <br>
2971: <br>
2972: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2973: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2974: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2975: blah blah<br>
2976: <br>
2977: <br>
2978: It's linkin' time!<br>
2979: <br>
2980: <br>
2981: Now it was out of control<br>
2982: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
2983: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
2984: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
2985: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
2986: <br>
2987: <br>
2988: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2989: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2990: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2991: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2992: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
2993: <br>
2994: <br>
1.66 deraadt 2995: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 2996: And he battled the Blob<br>
2997: who had crossed the line<br>
2998: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
2999: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
3000: <br>
3001: <br>
3002: But it was too late!<br>
3003: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3004: He wants your video!<br>
3005: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3006: He wants your drive!<br>
3007: He wants it all!!<br>
3008: <br>
3009: <br>
3010: Somebody help us!<br>
3011: Noooooooo!<br>
3012: NVIDIA!<br>
3013: Intel!<br>
3014: Atheros!<br>
3015: 3-Ware!<br>
3016: VIA!<br>
3017: ATI!<br>
3018: Broadcom!<br>
3019: TI!<br>
3020: Myricom!<br>
3021: HighPoint!<br>
3022: Adaptec!<br>
3023: Mylex!<br>
3024: ICP Vortex!<br>
3025: and IBM!<br>
3026: Takin' over the world!<br>
3027: <br>
3028: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3029: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3030: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3031: </td></tr></table>
3032: <p>
3033: <em>
3034: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3035: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3036: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3037: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3038: Theo de Raadt.
3039: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3040: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3041: Drums by Jim Buick.
3042: <br>
3043: <br>
3044: </em>
3045:
3046: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3047: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3048: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3049: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3050: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3051: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3052: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.58 deraadt 3053: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3054: <br>
1.192 tb 3055: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3056: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3057: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3058: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3059: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3060: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3061: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3062: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3063: <br>
3064: <br>
3065: <em>
3066: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3067: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3068: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3069: their devices.
3070: <p>
3071: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3072: for the
1.168 sthen 3073: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3074: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3075: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3076: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3077: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3078: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3079: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3080: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3081: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3082: <p>
3083: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3084: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3085: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3086: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3087: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3088: "quality" to show its head.
3089: <p>
3090: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3091: <br>
3092: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3093: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3094: <li>Repair
3095: </ul>
3096: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3097: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3098: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3099: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3100: <p>
3101: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3102: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3103: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3104: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3105: <p>
3106: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3107: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3108: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3109: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3110: <p>
3111: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3112: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3113: the AMI controllers.
3114: <p>
3115: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3116: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3117: basic RAID management:
3118: <ul>
3119: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3120: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3121: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3122: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3123: </ul>
3124: <p>
3125: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3126: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3127: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3128: <p>
3129: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3130: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3131: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3132: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3133: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3134: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3135: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3136: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3137: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3138: controllers.
3139: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3140: would not get documentation, either.
3141: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3142: look saintly.
3143: <p>
3144: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3145: in OpenBSD, please buy
3146: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3147: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3148: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3149: will just work</a>.
3150: <p>
3151: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3152: <br>
3153: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3154: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3155: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3156: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3157: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3158: <br>
3159: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3160: <br>
3161: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3162: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3163: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3164: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3165: <br>
3166: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3167: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3168: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3169: <br>
3170: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3171: <br>
3172: <br>
3173: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3174: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3175: <br>
3176: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3177: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3178: <br>
3179: <br>
3180: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3181: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3182: <br>
3183: <br>
3184: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3185: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3186: <br>
3187: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3188: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3189: <br>
3190: <br>
3191: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3192: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3193: <br>
3194: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3195: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3196: <br>
3197: <br>
3198: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3199: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3200: there before him
3201: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3202: secure operating system,
3203: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3204: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3205: <br>
3206: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3207: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3208: <br>
3209: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3210: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3211: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3212: </td></tr></table>
3213: <p>
3214: <em>
3215: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3216: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3217: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3218: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3219: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3220: <br>
3221: <br>
3222: </em>
3223:
3224: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3225: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3226: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3227: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3228: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3229: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3230: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3231: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3232: <br>
1.192 tb 3233: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3234: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 3235: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3236: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3237: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3238: <br>
3239: <br>
3240: <em>
3241: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3242: good device support.<br>
3243: <br>
3244: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3245: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3246: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3247: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3248: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3249: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3250: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3251: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3252: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3253: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3254: <br>
3255: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3256: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3257: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3258: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3259: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3260: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3261: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3262: <br>
3263: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3264: <br>
3265: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3266: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3267: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3268: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3269: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3270: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3271: <br>
3272:
3273: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3274: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3275: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3276: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3277: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3278: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3279: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3280: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3281: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3282: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3283: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3284: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3285: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3286: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3287: <br>
3288: <br>
3289: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3290: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3291: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3292: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3293: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3294: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3295: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3296: development information for all, but are even going further and
3297: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3298: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3299: <br>
3300: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3301: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3302: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3303: <br>
3304: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3305: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3306: send out the alarm<br>
3307: and the shit storm flies<br>
3308: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3309: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3310: twisting up a ride<br>
3311: to the land of OS<br>
3312: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3313: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3314: The open slippers red are<br>
3315: Hers to take<br>
3316: <br>
1.53 otto 3317: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3318: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3319: <br>
3320: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3321: To get yourself back home<br>
3322: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3323: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3324: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3325: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3326: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3327: You'll never lose<br>
3328: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3329: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3330: lazy and insane<br>
3331: but they sang OK<br>
3332: <br>
1.53 otto 3333: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3334: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3335: <br>
3336: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3337: The city glows<br>
3338: It's positively green<br>
3339: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3340: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3341: <br>
3342: Go to the west<br>
3343: You must pass the test<br>
3344: For me<br>
3345: Bring me the ride<br>
3346: of the witch I despise<br>
3347: And you'll be free<br>
3348: <br>
3349: You don't need the broom<br>
3350: You don't need the shoes<br>
3351: You don't need the wiz<br>
3352: You will never lose<br>
3353: You have all you need<br>
3354: You always had heart<br>
3355: You always had courage<br>
3356: Did somebody fart?<br>
3357: You always had brains<br>
3358: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3359: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3360: But you've got some balls<br>
3361: So double click heels<br>
3362: and work with Taiwan<br>
3363: And speak to your doggie<br>
3364: You're already gone....<br>
3365: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3366: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3367: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3368: </td></tr></table>
3369: <p>
3370: <em>
3371: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3372: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3373: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3374: Semaka,
3375: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3376: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3377: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3378: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3379: <br>
3380: <br>
3381: </em>
3382:
3383: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3384: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3385: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3386: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3387: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3388: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3389: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3390: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3391: <br>
1.192 tb 3392: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3393: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 3394: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3395: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3396: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3397: <br>
3398: <br>
3399: <em>
3400: What is up with some free software providers?!
3401: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3402: <p>
3403: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3404: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3405: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3406: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3407: going to remember them in the end.
3408: <p>
3409: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3410: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3411: offerings in the last few years:
3412: <ul>
3413: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3414: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3415: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3416: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3417: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3418: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3419: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3420: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3421: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3422: <p>
3423: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3424: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3425: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3426: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3427: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3428: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3429: <p>
3430: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3431: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3432: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3433: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3434: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3435: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3436: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3437: </ul>
3438: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3439: others who will follow them:
3440: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3441: replace it.
3442: <br>
3443: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3444: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3445: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3446: <br>
3447: <br>
3448: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3449: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3450: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3451: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3452: <p>
3453: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3454: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3455: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3456: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3457: <p>
3458: <br>
3459: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3460: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3461: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3462: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3463: <p>
3464: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3465: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3466: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3467: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3468: <p>
3469: <br>
3470: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3471: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3472: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3473: So he fought the fight<br>
3474: and he set things right<br>
3475: With his OpenBSD<br>
3476: <p>
3477: <br>
3478: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3479: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3480: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3481: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3482: <p>
3483: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3484: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3485: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3486: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3487: <p>
3488: <br>
3489: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3490: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3491: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3492: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3493: <p>
3494: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3495: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3496: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3497: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3498: <p>
3499: <br>
3500: CHORUS<br>
3501: <p>
3502: <br>
3503: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3504: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3505: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3506: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3507: <p>
3508: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3509: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3510: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3511: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3512: <p>
3513: <br>
3514: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3515: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3516: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3517: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3518: <p>
3519: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3520: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3521: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3522: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3523: <p>
3524: <br>
3525: CHORUS<br>
3526: <br>
3527: <p>
3528: That's right!<br>
3529: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3530: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3531: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3532: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3533: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3534: </td></tr></table>
3535: <p>
3536: <em>
3537: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3538: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3539: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3540: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3541: <br>
3542: <br>
3543: </em>
3544:
3545: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3546: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3547: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3548: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3549: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3550: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3551: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3552: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3553: <br>
1.192 tb 3554: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3555: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 3556: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3557: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3558: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3559: <br>
3560: <br>
3561: <em>
3562: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3563: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3564: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3565: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3566: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3567: <p>
3568: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3569: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3570: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3571: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3572: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3573: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3574: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3575: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3576: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3577: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3578: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3579: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3580: <p>
3581: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3582: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3583: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3584: Redundancy Protocol); on
3585: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3586: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3587: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3588: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3589: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3590: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3591: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3592: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3593: There was much deliberation</a>
3594: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3595: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3596: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3597: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3598: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3599: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3600: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3601: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3602: eh?
3603: <p>
3604: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3605: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3606: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3607: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3608: claim patent rights.
3609: <p>
3610: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3611: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3612: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3613: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3614: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3615: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3616: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3617: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3618: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3619: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3620: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3621: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3622: <p>
3623: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3624: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3625: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3626: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3627: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3628: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3629: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3630: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3631: like all others, except against the community.
3632: <p>
3633: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3634: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3635: <p>
3636: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3637: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3638: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3639: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3640: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3641: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3642: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3643: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3644: it to use cryptography.
3645: <p>
3646: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3647: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3648: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3649: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3650: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3651: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3652: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3653: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3654: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3655: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3656: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3657: <p>
3658: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3659: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3660: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3661: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3662: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3663: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3664: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3665: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3666: <p>
3667: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3668: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3669: <br>
3670: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3671: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3672: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3673: <br>
3674: <br>
3675: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3676: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3677: <br>
3678: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3679: A what?
3680: <br>
3681: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3682: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3683: <br>
3684: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3685: Well, it's free isn't it?
3686: <br>
3687: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3688: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3689: <br>
3690: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3691: What?
3692: <br>
3693: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3694: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3695: <br>
3696: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3697: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3698: <br>
3699: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3700: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3701: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3702: <br>
3703: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3704: You must be a looney.
3705: <br>
3706: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3707: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3708: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3709: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3710: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3711: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3712: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3713: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3714: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3715: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3716: <br>
3717: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3718: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3719: <br>
3720: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3721: Yes.
3722: <br>
3723: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3724: For a free redundancy protocol?
3725: <br>
3726: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3727: Yes.
3728: <br>
3729: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3730: You are a looney.
3731: <br>
3732: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3733: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3734: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3735: VRRP.
3736: <br>
3737: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3738: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3739: <br>
3740: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3741: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3742: <br>
3743: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3744: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3745: <br>
3746: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3747: Yes there is!
3748: <br>
3749: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3750: Isn't!
3751: <br>
3752: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3753: Is!
3754: <br>
3755: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3756: Isn't!
3757: <br>
3758: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3759: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3760: <br>
3761: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3762: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3763: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3764: <br>
3765: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3766: The man didn't have the right form.
3767: <br>
3768: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3769: What man?
3770: <br>
3771: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3772: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3773: <br>
3774: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3775: The looney detector van, you mean.
3776: <br>
3777: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3778: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3779: <br>
3780: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3781: What redundancy detector van?
3782: <br>
3783: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3784: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3785: <br>
3786: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3787: Cizzz-coeee?
3788: <br>
3789: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3790: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3791: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3792: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3793: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3794: <br>
3795: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3796: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3797: <br>
3798: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3799: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3800: <br>
3801: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3802: What PIX?
3803: <br>
3804: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3805: The PIX I'm replacing!
3806: <br>
3807: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3808: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3809: license it?
3810: <br>
3811: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3812: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3813: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3814: <br>
3815: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3816: No they didn't!
3817: <br>
3818: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3819: Did!
3820: <br>
3821: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3822: Didn't!
3823: <br>
3824: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3825: Did, did, did and did!
3826: <br>
3827: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3828: Oh, all right.
3829: <br>
3830: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3831: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3832: license?
3833: <br>
3834: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3835: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3836: <br>
3837: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3838: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3839: <br>
3840: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3841: A license?
3842: <br>
3843: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3844: Yes.
3845: <br>
3846: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3847: For your firewall?
3848: <br>
3849: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3850: No.
3851: <br>
3852: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3853: No?
3854: <br>
3855: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3856: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3857: <br>
3858: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3859: You're off your chump.
3860: <br>
3861: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3862: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3863: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3864: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3865: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3866: <br>
3867: <br>
3868: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3869: <br>
3870: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3871: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3872: But standard it<br>
3873: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3874: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3875: the IETF<br>
3876: you see?<br>
3877: <br>
3878: But can VRRP<br>
3879: be said to be<br>
3880: or not to be<br>
3881: a standard, see,<br>
3882: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3883: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3884: <br>
3885: Singing...<br>
3886: <br>
3887: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3888: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3889: O P E N B S D<br>
3890: CARP is free<br>
3891: <br>
3892: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3893: let through IETF to mean<br>
3894: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3895: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3896: <br>
3897: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3898: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3899: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3900: <br>
3901: 1 1 2,<br>
3902: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3903: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3904: <br>
3905: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3906: bisected accidentally,<br>
3907: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3908: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3909: <br>
3910: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3911: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3912: <br>
3913: The End<br>
3914: <br>
3915: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3916: <br>
3917: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3918: <br>
3919: Geddy must be free.<br>
3920: <br>
3921: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3922: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3923: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3924: </td></tr></table>
3925: <p>
3926: <em>
3927: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3928: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3929: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3930: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3931: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3932: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3933: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3934: <br>
3935: <br>
3936: </em>
3937:
3938: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3939: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3940: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3941: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3942: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3943: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 3944: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3945: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3946: <br>
1.192 tb 3947: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3948: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 3949: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3950: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3951: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3952: <br>
3953: <br>
3954: <em>
3955: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3956: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3957: forces of the draconian government!
3958: <p>
3959: <br>
3960: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3961: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3962: of recent happenings.
3963: <p>
3964: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3965: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3966: security research and development .. on things that
3967: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3968: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3969: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3970: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3971: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3972: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3973: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3974: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3975: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3976: <p>
3977: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3978: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
3979: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 3980: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 3981: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 3982: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 3983: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 3984: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
3985: theft of oil.
3986: <p>
3987: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
3988: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
3989: <p>
3990: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
3991: project, and due to world events and the evolving
3992: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
3993: the Government on April 21 advised the University
3994: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
3995: the project."
3996: <p>
3997: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
3998: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
3999: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4000: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4001: <p>
4002: Since the termination came near natural contract
4003: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4004: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4005: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4006: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4007: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4008: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4009: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4010: <p>
4011: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4012: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4013: of Robin Hood.
4014: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4015: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4016: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4017: <br>
4018: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4019: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4020: He had found the crusades<br>
4021: were an endless charade<br>
4022: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4023: <br>
4024: <br>
4025: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4026: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4027: Clever chums they did find<br>
4028: other fish of their kind<br>
4029: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4030: <br>
4031: <br>
4032: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4033: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4034: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4035: for to share online<br>
4036: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4037: <br>
4038: <br>
4039: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4040: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4041: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4042: to the teaming schools<br>
4043: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4044: <br>
4045: <br>
4046: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4047: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4048: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4049: So raise up your glass and<br>
4050: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4051: Fish for never running<br>
4052: and making something good!<br>
4053: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4054: <br>
4055: <br>
4056: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4057: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4058: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4059: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4060: Think he's a hero?<br>
4061: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4062: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4063: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4064: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4065: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4066: or we take away your worms too<br>
4067: <br>
4068: <br>
4069: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4070: Put on your glasses<br>
4071: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4072: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4073: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4074: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4075: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4076: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4077: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4078: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4079: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4080: <br>
4081: <br>
4082: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4083: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4084: And took back all the booty<br>
4085: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4086: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4087: <br>
4088: <br>
4089: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4090: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4091: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4092: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4093: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4094: <br>
4095: <br>
4096: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4097: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4098: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4099: So raise up your glass and<br>
4100: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4101: Fish for never running<br>
4102: and making something good!<br>
4103: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4104: <br>
4105:
4106: <br>
4107: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4108: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4109: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4110: </td></tr></table>
4111: <p>
4112: <em>
4113: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4114: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4115: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4116: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4117: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4118: <br>
4119: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4120: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4121: <br>
4122: </em>
4123:
1.23 jose 4124: <br>
4125: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4126: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4127: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4128: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4129: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4130: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4131: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4132: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4133: <br>
1.192 tb 4134: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4135: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4136: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4137: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4138: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4139: <br>
4140: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4141: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4142: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4143: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4144: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4145: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4146: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4147: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4148: III processors. We want documentation, because
4149: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4150: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4151: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4152: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4153: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4154: mode.<br>
4155: <br>
4156: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4157: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4158: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4159: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4160: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4161: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4162: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4163: Black was the protocol<br>
4164: <p>
4165: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4166: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4167: Then from the ocean came<br>
4168: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4169: <br>
4170: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4171: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4172: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4173: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4174: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4175: <p>
4176: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4177: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4178: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4179: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4180: <p>
4181: And there he found<br>
4182: His destiny<br>
4183: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4184: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4185: <p>
4186: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4187: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4188: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4189: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4190: <p>
4191: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4192: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4193: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4194: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4195: <p>
4196: Broke down the guard<br>
4197: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4198: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4199: All alone and only bones<br>
4200: <p>
4201: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4202: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4203: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4204: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4205: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4206: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4207: </td></tr></table>
4208: <p>
4209: <em>
4210: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4211: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4212: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4213: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4214: </em>
4215:
4216: <br>
4217: <hr>
1.9 millert 4218: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4219: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4220: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4221: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4222: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4223: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4225: <br>
1.192 tb 4226: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4227: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4228: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4229: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4230: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4231: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4232: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4233: Goldflipper<br>
4234: With golden skin<br>
4235: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4236: He's the machine<br>
4237: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4238: <p>
4239: And the fish<br>
4240: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4241: And the cat<br>
4242: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4243: <p>
4244: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4245: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4246: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4247: <p>
4248: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4249: <p>
1.9 millert 4250: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4251: catch the spikey one<br>
4252: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4253: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4254: <p>
1.9 millert 4255: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4256: and without a gun<br>
4257: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4258: <p>
1.9 millert 4259: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4260: such a sexy catch<br>
4261: Is she spying on him or<br>
4262: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4263: <p>
1.9 millert 4264: Oh double seven<br>
4265: Send me to Heaven<br>
4266: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4267: <p>
1.9 millert 4268: The women are fond<br>
4269: She knows what to do<br>
4270: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4271: <p>
1.9 millert 4272: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4273: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4274: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4275: <br>
4276: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4277: <p>
4278: <em>
1.9 millert 4279: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4280: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4281: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4282: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4283: </em>
4284:
4285: <br>
4286: <hr>
1.3 ian 4287: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4288: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4289: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4290: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4291: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4292: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4293: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4294: <br>
1.192 tb 4295: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4296: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4297: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4298: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4299: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4300: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4301: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4302: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4303: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4304: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4305: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4306: <p>
4307: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4308: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4309: <p>
4310: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4311: Über tragic<br>
4312: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4313: <p>
4314: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4315: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4316: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4317: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4318: <p>
4319: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4320: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4321: <p>
4322: Chorus
4323: <p>
4324: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4325: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4326: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4327: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4328: <p>
4329: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4330: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4331: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4332: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4333: <p>
4334: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4335: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4336: <p>
4337: <em>
1.3 ian 4338: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4339: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4340: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4341: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4342: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4343: </em>
4344:
1.8 millert 4345: <br>
4346: <hr>
1.9 millert 4347: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4348: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4349: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4350: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4351: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4352: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.126 deraadt 4353: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4354: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4355: <br>
1.192 tb 4356: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4357: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 4358: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4359: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4360: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4361: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4362: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4363: <br>
4364: <br>
1.9 millert 4365: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4366: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4367: <p>
1.9 millert 4368: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4369: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4370: <p>
1.9 millert 4371: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4372: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4373: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4374: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4375: <p>
1.9 millert 4376: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4377: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4378: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4379: I'm secure by default<br>
4380: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4381: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4382: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4383: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4384: </td></tr></table>
4385: <p>
1.8 millert 4386: <em>
1.9 millert 4387: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4388: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4389: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4390: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4391: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4392: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4393:
1.1 deraadt 4394: </body>
4395: </html>
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