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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 26: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
31: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
32: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 33:
1.20 deraadt 34: <p>
1.182 deraadt 35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 36: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 37: <td valign="top">
1.199 deraadt 38: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 39: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
40: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 41:
1.183 deraadt 42: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 43: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
44:
1.193 deraadt 45: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
46: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
47: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 48: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
49:
50: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
51: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
52: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
53:
54: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
55: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
56: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
57: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
58: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
59: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
60: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
61: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
62: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
63: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
64:
65: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
66: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
67: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
68: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 69: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
70: <br>
71: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 72: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
73: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 74: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
75: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
76: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
77: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
78: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
79: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
80: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
81: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
82: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
83: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
84: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
85: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
86: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
87: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
88: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
89: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
90: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 91: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 92:
1.71 deraadt 93: <br>
1.182 deraadt 94: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 95: <br>
1.182 deraadt 96: <table><tr><td valign=top>
97: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
98: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0<br>
99: (no longer available)
100: </td><td>
101: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
102: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1<br>
103: (no longer available)
104: </td><td>
105: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
106: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">The Songs 5.2 - 6.0<br>
107: Buy it now!</a>
108: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 109: <br clear=all>
1.193 deraadt 110:
111: <hr>
1.199 deraadt 112: <a name=61></a>
1.200 ! tom 113: <h2><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 114: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
115: <tr>
116: <td valign="top" width="30%">
117: X:XX <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 X.XMB)</a>
118: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG X.XMB)</a><br>
119: <br>
120: <em>
121: ...
122: </em>
123: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
124: </td><td valign=top>
125: (will be released around April 25)<br>
126: <br>
127: </td></tr></table>
128: <em>
129: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement,
130: instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
131: </em>
132: <br>
133:
134: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 135: <a name=60></a>
136: <a name=60a></a>
137: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
138: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
139: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 140: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 141: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
142: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
143: <br>
1.176 deraadt 144: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
145: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
146: <br>
1.182 deraadt 147: <em>
148: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
149: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
150: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
151: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
152: </em>
153: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 154: </td><td valign=top>
155: We don't need no exploitation<br>
156: We don't need no overflows<br>
157: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
158: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
159: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
160: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
161: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
162: <br>
163: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
164: <br>
165: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
166: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
167: <br>
168: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
169: <br>
170: </td><td valign=top align=right>
171: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
172: </td></tr></table>
173: <em>
174: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
175: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 176: </em>
177: <br>
178:
179: <hr>
180: <a name=60b></a>
181: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
182: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
183: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 184: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 185: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
186: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
187: <br>
1.177 deraadt 188: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
189: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
190: <br>
191: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
192: <br>
1.182 deraadt 193: <em>
194: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
195: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
196: components that help make a difference.
197: </em>
198: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 199: </td><td valign=top>
200: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
201: Hacking websites for control<br>
202: Can you crack me?<br>
203: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
204: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
205: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 206: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 207: Never give in: just fight!<br>
208: <br>
209: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
210: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
211: Can you phish me?<br>
212: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
213: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
214: Can you probe me?<br>
215: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
216: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
217: <br>
218: But it was all futility<br>
219: The firewall was strong<br>
220: As all can see<br>
221: No matter how he tried<br>
222: He could not break free()<br>
223: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
224: <br>
225: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
226: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
227: Can you scam me?<br>
228: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
229: Throwing packets with wget<br>
230: Can you hack me?<br>
231: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
232: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
233: <br>
234: </td><td valign=top align=right>
235: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
236: </td></tr></table>
237: <em>
238: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
239: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 240: </em>
241: <br>
242:
243: <hr>
244: <a name=60c></a>
245: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
246: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
247: <tr>
248: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 249: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
250: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
251: <br>
1.183 deraadt 252: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
253: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
254: <br>
255: <em>
256: Consider donating to our development efforts via
257: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
258: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
259: Canada and all over the world.
260: <p>
261: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
262: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 263: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 264: <p>
265: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
266: </em>
267: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
268: </td><td valign=top>
269: Money, donate your pay.<br>
270: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 271: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 272: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
273: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
274: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
275: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
276: <br>
277: Canaries have your back.<br>
278: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
279: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
280: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
281: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
282: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
283: <br>
284: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
285: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
286: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
287: Is the securest system today<br>
288: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
289: <br>
290: </td><td valign=top align=right>
291: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
292: </td></tr></table>
293: <em>
294: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
295: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
296: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 297: </em>
298: <br>
299:
300: <hr>
301: <a name=60d></a>
302: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
303: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
304: <tr>
305: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 306: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
307: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
308: <br>
1.187 deraadt 309: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
310: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
311: <br>
312: <em>
313: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
314: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
315: <p>
316: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
317: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
318: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
319: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
320: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
321: </em>
322: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
323: </td><td valign=top>
324: "Hello,<br>
325: Are there any experts out there?<br>
326: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
327: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
328: <br>
329: "I don't know how<br>
330: But I need this feature now.<br>
331: My users are pained<br>
332: I need my server up again."<br>
333: <br>
334: "Relax.<br>
335: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
336: Just the basic facts<br>
337: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
338: <br>
339: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
340: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
341: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
342: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
343: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
344: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
345: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
346: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
347: This is just how you are.<br>
348: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
349: <br>
350: OK<br>
351: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
352: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
353: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
354: <br>
355: Can you upgrade?<br>
356: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
357: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
358: Our patience is at null.<br>
359: <br>
1.196 deraadt 360: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 361: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
362: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
363: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
364: Fork-bomb child.<br>
365: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
366: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
367: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
368: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
369: My inner child is crushed.<br>
370: My dreams are gone.<br>
371: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
372: <br>
373: </td><td valign=top align=right>
374: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
375: </td></tr></table>
376: <em>
377: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
378: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 379: </em>
380: <br>
381:
382: <hr>
383: <a name=60e></a>
384: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
385: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
386: <tr>
387: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 388: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
389: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
390: <br>
1.188 deraadt 391: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
392: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
393: <br>
394: <em>
395: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
396: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
397: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
398: <p>
399: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
400: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
401: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
402: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
403: others to follow our lead.
404: <p>
405: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
406: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
407: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
408: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
409: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
410: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
411: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
412: cause expense.
413: <p>
414: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
415: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
416: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
417: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
418: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
419: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
420: <p>
421: Enjoy
422: <p>
423: -Bob
424: </em>
425: </td><td valign=top>
426: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 427: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 428: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
429: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
430: <br>
431: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
432: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
433: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
434: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
435: <br>
436: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
437: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
438: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
439: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
440: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
441: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
442: <br>
443: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
444: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
445: <br>
446: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
447: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
448: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
449: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
450: <br>
451: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
452: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
453: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
454: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
455: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
456: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
457: <br>
458: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
459: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
460: <br>
461: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
462: <br>
463: </td><td valign=top align=right>
464: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
465: </td></tr></table>
466: <em>
467: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
468: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 469: </em>
470: <br>
471:
472: <hr>
473: <a name=60f></a>
474: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
475: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
476: <tr>
477: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 478: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
479: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
480: <br>
1.190 deraadt 481: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
482: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
483: <br>
484: <em>
485: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
486: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
487: now...
488: </em>
489: </td><td valign=top>
490: Goodbye CDs <br>
491: I'm done with you today<br>
492: Goodbye<br>
493: Goodbye<br>
494: Goodbye<br>
495: No more pre-production<br>
496: And no more long delays<br>
497: So I have peace<br>
498: Of mind<br>
499: Goodbye.<br>
500: <br>
501: </td><td valign=top align=right>
502: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
503: </td></tr></table>
504: <em>
505: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
506: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 507: </em>
508: <br>
509:
510: <hr>
511: <a name=60g></a>
512: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
513: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
514: <tr>
515: <td valign="top" width="30%">
516: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
517: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
518: <br>
1.199 deraadt 519: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
520: <br>
1.194 deraadt 521: <em>
1.195 tj 522: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 523: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
524: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
525: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
526: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
527: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
528: </em>
529: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
530: </td><td valign=top>
531: So,<br>
532: So you think you can sell<br>
533: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
534: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
535: Would you sell the green fields<br>
536: to buy your own cage?<br>
537: Be stable for a wage?<br>
538: So you think you can sell<br>
539: <br>
540: Did you decide to trade<br>
541: Your leaders for stock?<br>
542: Complex code in the tree<br>
543: For simple code that was free?<br>
544: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
545: Did you walk out<br>
546: On a lead role in the war<br>
547: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
548: <br>
549: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
550: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
551: it's all so impure<br>
552: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
553: What do you prize?<br>
554: That same old lure<br>
555: Wish you were secure<br>
556: <br>
557: </td><td valign=top align=right>
558: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
559: </td></tr></table>
560: <em>
561: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
562: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 563: </em>
564: <br>
565:
566: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 567: <a name=59></a>
568: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 569: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 570: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
571: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 572: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 573: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
574: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
575: <br>
1.165 deraadt 576: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
577: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
578: <br>
1.182 deraadt 579: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 580: </td><td valign=top>
581: No lyrics.<br>
582: </td><td valign=top align=right>
583: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
584: </td></tr></table>
585: <em>
586: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
587: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
588: </em>
589: <br>
590:
591: <hr>
592: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 593: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 594: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
595: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 596: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 597: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
598: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
599: <br>
1.165 deraadt 600: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
601: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
602: <br>
603: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
604: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 605: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 606: </td><td valign=top>
607: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
608: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
609: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
610: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
611: <p>
612: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
613: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
614: <p>
615: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
616: Über tragic<br>
617: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
618: <p>
619: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
620: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
621: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
622: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
623: <p>
624: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
625: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
626: <p>
627: Chorus
628: <p>
629: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
630: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
631: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
632: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
633: <p>
634: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
635: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
636: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
637: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
638: <p>
639: Chorus<br>
640: </td><td valign=top align=right>
641: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
642: </td></tr></table>
643: <p>
644: <em>
645: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
646: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
647: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
648: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
649: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
650: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
651: </em>
652: <br>
1.158 deraadt 653:
654: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 655: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 656: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 657: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 658: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
659: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 660: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 661: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
662: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
663: <br>
1.161 deraadt 664: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
665: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
666: <br>
667: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
668: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
669: <p>
670: <em>
1.182 deraadt 671: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.198 tb 672: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
1.164 tj 673: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 674: <br>
675: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
676: ~322,000 commits<br>
677: ~44 commits/day average<br>
678: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
679: </em>
1.182 deraadt 680: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 681: </td><td valign=top>
682: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
683: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
684: Made commits to many a file<br>
685: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
686: <br>
687: Take a moment to view<br>
688: The source of all this code<br>
689: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
690: <br>
691: We're the openssh repository<br>
692: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
693: The openntpd repository<br>
694: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
695: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
696: The libressl repo too<br>
697: <br>
698: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
699: Re-used far and wide<br>
700: The license is so liberal<br>
701: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
702: We'd love for you to code...<br>
703: <br>
704: I don't really want to have to go<br>
705: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
706: The coder will commit the code<br>
707: That he wants all of you to load<br>
708: <br>
709: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
710: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
711: <br>
712: B... S... D...<br>
713: </td><td valign=top align=right>
714: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
715: </td></tr></table>
716: <p>
717: <em>
718: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
719: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
720: </em>
721: <br>
722:
723: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 724: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 725: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 726: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
727: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 728: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 729: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
730: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
731: <br>
1.158 deraadt 732: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
733: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
734: <br>
1.182 deraadt 735: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 736: </td><td valign=top>
737: No lyrics.<br>
738: </td><td valign=top align=right>
739: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
740: </td></tr></table>
741: <em>
742: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
743: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
744: </em>
745: <br>
1.152 deraadt 746:
747: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 748: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 749: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 750: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
751: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 752: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 753: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
754: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
755: <br>
1.157 deraadt 756: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
757: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
758: <br>
759: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
760: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 761: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 762: </td><td valign=top>
763: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
764: <br>
765: With every release,<br>
766: Puffy becomes better,<br>
767: a little better all the time.<br>
768: <br>
769: With every release,<br>
770: Puffy becomes better,<br>
771: so much better all the time.<br>
772: <br>
773: Let's count in sys:<br>
774: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
775: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
776: <br>
777: With every release,<br>
778: Puffy becomes better,<br>
779: really better all the time.<br>
780: <br>
781: Let's count in log:<br>
782: 314544 commits from developers<br>
783: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
784: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
785: <br>
786: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
787: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
788: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
789: <br>
790: With every release,<br>
791: Puffy becomes better,<br>
792: so much better all the time.<br>
793: <br>
794: With every release,<br>
795: Puffy becomes better,<br>
796: so much better all the time.<br>
797: <br>
798: With every release,<br>
799: Puffy becomes better.<br>
800: <br>
801: With every release,<br>
802: Puffy becomes better,<br>
803: so much better all the time.<br>
804: </td><td valign=top align=right>
805: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
806: </td></tr></table>
807: <p>
808: <em>
809: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
810: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
811: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
812: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 813: </em>
814: <br>
815:
816: <hr>
817: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 818: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 819: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
820: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 821: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 822: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
823: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
824: <br>
1.159 deraadt 825: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
826: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
827: <br>
828: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
829: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
830: <br>
1.182 deraadt 831: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 832: </td><td valign=top>
833: I read the news today oh boy<br>
834: About a silly man who made a change<br>
835: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
836: Well I just had to laugh<br>
837: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
838: <br>
839: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
840: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
841: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
842: They'd seen such code before<br>
843: Everyone was really sure<br>
844: It was from 1984..<br>
845: <br>
846: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
847: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
848: And though the code was rather gross<br>
849: They held their nose and dove.<br>
850: Having read the code..<br>
851: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
852: <br>
853: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
854: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
855: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
856: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
857: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
858: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
859: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
860: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
861: <br>
862: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
863: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
864: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
865: <br>
866: I read the news today oh boy<br>
867: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
868: And though the holes were rather small<br>
869: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 870: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 871: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
872: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
873: </td><td valign=top align=right>
874: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
875: </td></tr></table>
876: <p>
877: <em>
878: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
879: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
880: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
881: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
882: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
883: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
884: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
885: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
886: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
887: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
888: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
889: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
890: <br>
891: <br>
892: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
893: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 894: </em>
895: <br>
896:
897: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 898: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 899: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 900: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
901: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 902: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 903: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
904: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
905: <br>
1.152 deraadt 906: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
907: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
908: <br>
909: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
910: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 911: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 912: </td><td valign=top>
913: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
914: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 915: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
916: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 917: <br>
1.154 deraadt 918: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
919: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 920: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 921: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 922: <br>
923: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 924: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 925: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 926: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 927: <br>
928: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 929: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 930: I'm a Source Fish<br>
931: I'm a Source Fish<br>
932: <br>
1.154 deraadt 933: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 934: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 935: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
936: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 937: <br>
1.154 deraadt 938: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 939: I'm a Source Fish<br>
940: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 941: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 942: <br>
1.154 deraadt 943: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
944: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 945: <br>
946: Instrumental<br>
947: <br>
1.154 deraadt 948: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
949: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
950: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
951: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
952: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
953: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
954: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
955: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 956: </td><td valign=top align=right>
957: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
958: </td></tr></table>
959: <p>
960: <em>
961: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
962: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
963: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
964: </em>
965: <br>
1.126 deraadt 966:
967: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 968: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 969: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 970: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
971: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 972: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 973: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
974: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
975: <br>
1.148 deraadt 976: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
977: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
978: <br>
979: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
980: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 981: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 982: </td><td valign=top>
983: No lyrics.<br>
984: </td><td valign=top align=right>
985: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
986: </td></tr></table>
987: <p>
988: <em>
989: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
990: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
991: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
992: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
993: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
994: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
995: LibreSSL was released.
996: <p>
997: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
998: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
999: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
1000: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
1001: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
1002: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1003: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1004: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1005: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1006: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1007: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1008: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1009: than just posture?
1010: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1011: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1012: <p>
1013: <em>
1014: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1015: by Jonathan Lewis.
1016: </em>
1017: <br>
1018:
1019: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 1020: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 1021: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 1022: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1023: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1024: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1025: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1026: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1027: <br>
1.144 deraadt 1028: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1029: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1030: <br>
1031: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1032: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1033: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1034: </td><td valign=top>
1035: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1036: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1037: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1038: <br>
1039: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1040: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1041: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1042: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1043: <br>
1044: <br>
1045: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1046: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1047: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1048: <br>
1049: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1050: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1051: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1052: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1053: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1054: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1055: <br>
1056: <br>
1057: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1058: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1059: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1060: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1061: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1062: </td></tr></table>
1063: <em>
1064: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1065: back to 1901. This is known as the
1066: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1067: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1068: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1069: <p>
1.146 guenther 1070: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1071: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1072: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1073: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1074: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1075: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1076: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1077: <p>
1078: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1079: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1080: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1081: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1082: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1083: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1084: <p>
1085: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1086: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1087: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1088: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1089: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1090: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1091: <p>
1092: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1093: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1094: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1095: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1096: <p>
1097: <em>
1098: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1099: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1100: </em>
1101: <br>
1102:
1103: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1104: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1105: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1106: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1107: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1108: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1109: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1110: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1111: <br>
1.137 deraadt 1112: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1113: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1114: <br>
1115: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1116: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1117: <br>
1118: <br>
1119: <em>
1120: do { to loop<br>
1121: at least one time<br>
1122: <br>
1123: regexp,<br>
1124: to match a chunk of text<br>
1125: <br>
1126: main, the name,<br>
1127: by which I'm called<br>
1128: <br>
1129: for,<br>
1130: another kind of loop<br>
1131: <br>
1132: sem,<br>
1133: a way to block a thread<br>
1134: <br>
1135: log<br>
1136: a func to follow sem<br>
1137: <br>
1138: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1139: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1140: <br>
1141: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1142: <br>
1143: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1144: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1145: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1146: <br>
1147: <br>
1148: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1149: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1150: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1151: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1152: <br>
1153: <br>
1154: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1155: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1156: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1157: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1158: <br>
1159: <br>
1160: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1161: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1162: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1163: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1164: <br>
1165: <br>
1166: (chorus)<br>
1167: <br>
1168: <br>
1169: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1170: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1171: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1172: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1173: <br>
1174: <br>
1175: (repeat)<br>
1176: <br>
1177: <br>
1178: (chorus)<br>
1179: <br>
1180: <br>
1181: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1182: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1183: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1184: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1185: <br>
1186: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1187: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1188: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1189: </td></tr></table>
1190: <p>
1191: <em>
1192: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1193: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1194: <br>
1195: <br>
1196: </em>
1197:
1198: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1199: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1200: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1201: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1202: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1203: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1204: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1205: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1206: <br>
1.134 deraadt 1207: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1208: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1209: <br>
1210: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1211: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1212: <br>
1213: <br>
1214: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1215: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1216: <br>
1217: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1218: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1219: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1220: <br>
1221: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1222: <br>
1223: [laughs]<br>
1224: <br>
1225: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1226: <br>
1227: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1228: <br>
1229: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1230: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1231: <br>
1232: Time to dump core.<br>
1233: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1234: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1235: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1236: </td></tr></table>
1237: <p>
1238: <em>
1239: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1240: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1241: <br>
1242: <br>
1243: </em>
1244:
1245: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1246: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1247: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1248: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1249: <tr>
1250: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1251: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1252: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1253: <br>
1.131 deraadt 1254: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1255: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1256: <br>
1257: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1258: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1259: <br>
1260: <br>
1261: <em>
1.132 beck 1262: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1263: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1264: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1265: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1266: under particular Linux distributions.
1267: <p>
1268: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1269: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1270: <p>
1271: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1272: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1273: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1274: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1275: <p>
1276: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1277: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1278: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1279: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1280: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1281: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1282: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1283: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1284: <br>
1285: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1286: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1287: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1288: <br>
1.132 beck 1289: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1290: We are in every way Posix<br>
1291: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1292: We won't need any other.<br>
1293: <br>
1294: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1295: It's better than the last you know<br>
1296: Another million bits that changed<br>
1297: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1298: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1299: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1300: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1301: <br>
1302: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1303: Others can work around this hell<br>
1304: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1305: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1306: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1307: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1308: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1309: We are Posix<br>
1310: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1311: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1312: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1313: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1314: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1315: </td></tr></table>
1316: <p>
1317: <em>
1318: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1319: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1320: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1321: Studios.
1322: <br>
1323: <br>
1324: </em>
1325:
1326: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1327: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1328: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1329: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1330: <tr>
1331: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1332: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1333: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1334: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1335: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1336: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1337: <br>
1338: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1339: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1340: <br>
1341: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1342: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1343: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1344: <br>
1345: If you've got a bug<br>
1346: That you just can't shove<br>
1347: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1348: Bugbusters!<br>
1349: <br>
1350: Buffer overflow?<br>
1351: Don't know where to go<br>
1352: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1353: Bugbusters!<br>
1354: <br>
1355: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1356: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1357: <br>
1358: And you're off by one<br>
1359: And it ain't no fun<br>
1360: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1361: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1362: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1363: If your system's down<br>
1364: And it makes you frown<br>
1365: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1366: Bugbusters!<br>
1367: <br>
1368: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1369: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1370: <br>
1371: If you need a trace<br>
1372: Gonna win that race<br>
1373: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1374: Bugbusters!<br>
1375: <br>
1376: If you got a crash<br>
1377: And you got no cash<br>
1378: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1379: Bugbusters!<br>
1380: <br>
1381: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1382: <br>
1383: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1384: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1385: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1386: </td></tr></table>
1387: <p>
1388: <em>
1389: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1390: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1391: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1392: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1393: <br>
1394: <br>
1395: </em>
1396:
1397: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1398: <a name=51b></a>
1399: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1400: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1401: <tr>
1402: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1403: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1404: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1405: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1406: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1407: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1408: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1409: <br>
1410: <br>
1411: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1412: <br>
1413: <br>
1414: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1415: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1416: <p>
1417: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1418: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1419: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1420: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1421: <p>
1422: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1423: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1424: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1425: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1426: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1427: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1428: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1429: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1430: <p>
1431: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1432: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1433: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1434: two bonus tracks).
1435: <p>
1436: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1437: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1438: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1439: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1440: Shut up and hack!<br>
1441: In the hack room<br>
1442: In the back room<br>
1443: Wires everywhere<br>
1444: <br>
1445: At the tables<br>
1446: Fingers able<br>
1447: Take another dare!<br>
1448: <br>
1449: Close up your holes<br>
1450: Pick up the slack!<br>
1451: Get your head down!<br>
1452: Shut up and hack!<br>
1453: Close up your holes<br>
1454: Pick up the slack!<br>
1455: Get your head down!<br>
1456: Shut up and hack!<br>
1457: <br>
1458: Coding faster<br>
1459: You're the master<br>
1460: of security<br>
1461: <br>
1462: In your t-shirts<br>
1463: Hack till it hurts<br>
1464: This is how to be free<br>
1465: <br>
1466: CHORUS<br>
1467: <br>
1468: Hit the pub now<br>
1469: We're a club now<br>
1470: Trading genius for free<br>
1471: <br>
1472: Have a laugh and<br>
1473: Be a rock band<br>
1474: This is how it should be!<br>
1475: <br>
1476: CHORUS<br>
1477: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1478: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1479: <br>
1480: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1481: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1482:
1483: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1484: <a name=51c></a>
1485: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 1486: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1487: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1488: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1489: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1490: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1491: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1492: <br>
1493: <em>
1494: <p>
1495: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1496: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1497: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1498:
1499: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1500: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1501: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1502: </em>
1503: <br>
1504: <p>
1505:
1506: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1507: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1508: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1509: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1510: <tr>
1511: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1512: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1513: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1514: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1515: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1516: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1517: <br>
1518: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1519: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1520: <br>
1521: <br>
1522: <em>
1523: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1524: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1525: for us for many releases.<br>
1526: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1527: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1528: <br>
1529: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1530: a parody magazine!<br>
1531: <br>
1532: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1533: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1534: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1535: <br>
1536: What? Me Worry?<br>
1537: Not with this stuff<br>
1538: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1539: Nobody get tough<br>
1540: <br>
1541: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1542: Having fun in the woods<br>
1543: Carving out toys<br>
1544: and makin' em good<br>
1545: <br>
1546: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1547: I got so many tricks<br>
1548: I got undercover agents<br>
1549: Even out in the sticks<br>
1550: <br>
1551: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1552: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1553: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1554: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1555: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1556: Little black flies<br>
1557: on a pile of GNU<br>
1558: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1559: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1560: <br>
1.125 sthen 1561: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1562: That's my thang<br>
1563: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1564: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1565: <br>
1566: It's a mad mad world<br>
1567: and number 5 is alive<br>
1568: I gotta black submarine<br>
1569: and I'm built to survive<br>
1570: <br>
1571: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1572: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1573: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1574: And blocked out the sun<br>
1575: <br>
1576: Keep the source open<br>
1577: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1578: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1579: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1580: <br>
1581: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1582: In my treehouse club<br>
1583: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1584: Its secure ya bub<br>
1585: <br>
1586: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1587: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1588: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1589: some Open source stank<br>
1590: <br>
1591: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1592: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1593: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1594: And blocked out the sun<br>
1595: <br>
1596: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1597: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1598: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1599: </td></tr></table>
1600: <p>
1601: <em>
1602: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1603: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1604: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1605: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1606: <br>
1607: <br>
1608: </em>
1609:
1610: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1611: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1612: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1613: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1614: <tr>
1615: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1616: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1617: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1618: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1619: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1620: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1621: <br>
1622: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1623: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1624: <br>
1625: <br>
1626: <em>
1627: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1628: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1629: <br>
1630: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1631: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1632: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1633: <br>
1634: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1635: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1636: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1637: <br>
1638: BSD 4.2 was
1639: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1640: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1641: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1642: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1643: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1644: <br>
1645: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1646: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1647: <br>
1648: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1649: <br>
1650: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1651: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1652: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1653: <br>
1654: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1655: before you can call him a man?<br>
1656: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1657: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1658: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1659: before they are forever banned?<br>
1660: <br>
1661: The answer my friend<br>
1662: BSD 4.2<br>
1663: The answer<br>
1664: BSD 4.2<br>
1665: <br>
1666: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1667: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1668: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1669: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1670: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1671: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1672: <br>
1673: The answer my friend<br>
1674: BSD 4.2<br>
1675: The answer<br>
1676: BSD 4.2<br>
1677: <br>
1678: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1679: to share what is already ours?<br>
1680: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1681: To end up not getting far?<br>
1682: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1683: before we can hear every star?<br>
1684: <br>
1685: The answer my friend<br>
1686: BSD 4.2<br>
1687: The answer<br>
1688: BSD 4.2<br>
1689: <br>
1690: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1691: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1692: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1693: our future is made in the shade<br>
1694: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1695: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1696: <br>
1697: The answer my friend<br>
1698: BSD 4.2<br>
1699: The answer<br>
1700: BSD 4.2<br>
1701: <br>
1702: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1703: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1704: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1705: </td></tr></table>
1706: <p>
1707: <em>
1708: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1709: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1710: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1711: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1712: <br>
1713: <br>
1714: </em>
1715:
1716: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1717: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1718: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1719: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1720: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1721: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1722: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1723: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1724: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1725: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1726: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1727: this song.<br>
1728: <br>
1729: [Instrumental]<br>
1730: <br>
1731: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1732: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1733: <br>
1734: <br>
1735: <em>
1736: [Sorry, no commentary]
1737: <br>
1738: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1739: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1740: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1741: <br>
1742: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1743: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1744: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1745: </td></tr></table>
1746: <p>
1747: <em>
1748: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1749: <br>
1750: <br>
1751: </em>
1752:
1753: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1754: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1755: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1756: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1757: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1758: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1759: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1760: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1761: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1762: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1763: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1764: <br>
1765: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1766: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1767: <br>
1768: <br>
1769: <em>
1770: [Sorry, no commentary]
1771: <br>
1772: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1773: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1774: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1775: <br>
1776: Back when I was twenty<br>
1777: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1778: All that I believed in<br>
1779: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1780: <br>
1781: All I ever wanted<br>
1782: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1783: And all the criticizing<br>
1784: Was something I'd endure<br>
1785: <br>
1786: The changes that I've been through<br>
1787: And the trials along the way<br>
1788: The battle isn't over<br>
1789: And I'm living day by day<br>
1790: <br>
1791: But I'm still here<br>
1792: <br>
1793: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1794: But I'm just being me<br>
1795: With my filter I can hide<br>
1796: My true identity<br>
1797: <br>
1798: One day when I was flying<br>
1799: Across the open skies<br>
1800: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1801: Had been weakened over time<br>
1802: <br>
1803: The server room was burning up<br>
1804: And melting the array<br>
1805: A little breath of cold air<br>
1806: Was enough to save the day<br>
1807: <br>
1808: CHORUS:<br>
1809: But I'm still here<br>
1810: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1811: I'm still free<br>
1812: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1813: I'm still me<br>
1814: <br>
1815: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1816: <br>
1817: Now that I am older<br>
1818: And I've been around so long<br>
1819: The world is ever changing<br>
1820: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1821: <br>
1822: CHORUS:<br>
1823: <br>
1824: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1825: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1826: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1827: </td></tr></table>
1828: <p>
1829: <em>
1830: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1831: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1832: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1833: <br>
1834: <br>
1835: </em>
1836:
1837: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1838: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1839: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1840: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1841: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1842: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1843: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1844: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1845: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1846: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1847: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1848: <br>
1849: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1850: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1851: <br>
1852: <br>
1853: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1854: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1855: <br>
1856: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1857: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1858: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1859: <br>
1860: Welcome to the future<br>
1861: One very rich man<br>
1862: runs the Earth with<br>
1863: one multinational<br>
1864: owns your stuff<br>
1865: and owns your birth<br>
1866: <br>
1867: Everyone is armless<br>
1868: Personal robots<br>
1869: Do it all for you<br>
1870: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1871: One channel TV<br>
1872: never gonna bore you<br>
1873: <br>
1874: CHORUS<br>
1875: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1876: or a way to die<br>
1877: while alive and a loser<br>
1878: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1879: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1880: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1881: <br>
1882: Everyone is happy<br>
1883: No more government<br>
1884: No more media<br>
1885: Only the Company<br>
1886: Entertains you<br>
1887: while it feeds you<br>
1888: <br>
1889: Soylent Green pap<br>
1890: Eating your friends while<br>
1891: shopping, buying<br>
1892: Stupid applications<br>
1893: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1894: <br>
1895: CHORUS<br>
1896: <br>
1897: Take me back<br>
1898: Take me back<br>
1899: Please<br>
1900: Take me back<br>
1901: <br>
1902: Way back in my time<br>
1903: Open source kept<br>
1904: everyone choosing<br>
1905: People knew the insides<br>
1906: Of devices they were using<br>
1907: <br>
1908: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1909: Now it's locked and<br>
1910: dumbed down so much<br>
1911: One button coma<br>
1912: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1913: <br>
1914: CHORUS<br>
1915: <br>
1916: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1917: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1918: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1919: </td></tr></table>
1920: <p>
1921: <em>
1922: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1923: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1924: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1925: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1926: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1927: <br>
1928: <br>
1929: </em>
1930:
1931: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1932: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1933: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1934: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1935: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1936: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1937: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1938: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1939: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1940: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1941: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1942: <br>
1943: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1944: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1945: <br>
1946: <br>
1947: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1948: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1949: <br>
1950: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1951: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1952: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1953: <br>
1954: I love to hate my PC<br>
1955: But now it's not so easy<br>
1956: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1957: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1958: <br>
1959: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1960: Intel's controlling you<br>
1961: And Microsoft is too<br>
1962: But this is nothing new<br>
1963: <br>
1964: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1965: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1966: Tangles and angles<br>
1967: In what could be straight forward<br>
1968: <br>
1969: Lost connections<br>
1970: Lost my mind<br>
1971: It's such a waste of time<br>
1972: <br>
1973: CHORUS<br>
1974: <br>
1975: Now on the motherboard<br>
1976: Where all my life is stored<br>
1977: Playing with garbage there<br>
1978: With rules so unfair<br>
1979: <br>
1980: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1981: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1982: Forcing us all to play<br>
1983: Our progress interrupted<br>
1984: <br>
1985: Lost connections<br>
1986: Lost my mind<br>
1987: It's such a waste of time<br>
1988: <br>
1989: CHORUS<br>
1990: <br>
1991: Yes I'm a user<br>
1992: And I'm not the only one<br>
1993: I'm not a loser<br>
1994: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1995: <br>
1996: And we will find it<br>
1997: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1998: Map our devices<br>
1999: And we know what it'll take<br>
2000: <br>
2001: Lost connections<br>
2002: Lost my mind<br>
2003: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
2004: <br>
2005: (bridge)<br>
2006: On and on<br>
2007: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2008: All and all<br>
2009: We are one<br>
2010: Clean the dream<br>
2011: Gone wrong<br>
2012: We are Tron<br>
2013: On and on and on<br>
2014: <br>
2015: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
2016: <br>
2017: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
2018: <br>
2019: CHORUS<br>
2020: dumb dumb dumb<br>
2021: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2022: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 2023: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
2024: </td></tr></table>
2025: <p>
2026: <em>
2027: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2028: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2029: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2030: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2031: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2032: <br>
2033: <br>
2034: </em>
2035:
2036: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2037: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2038: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2039: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2040: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2041: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2042: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2043: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
2044: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2045: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2046: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2047: <br>
2048: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2049: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2050: <br>
2051: <br>
2052: <em>
2053: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2054: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2055: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2056: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2057: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2058: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2059: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2060: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2061: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2062: probably not been read by enough people.
2063: <br>
2064: <br>
2065: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2066: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2067: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2068: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2069: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2070: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2071: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2072: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2073: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2074: <br>
2075: <br>
2076: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2077: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2078: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2079: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2080: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2081: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2082: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2083: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2084: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2085: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2086: <br>
2087: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2088: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2089: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2090: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2091: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2092: <br>
2093: <br>
2094: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2095: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2096: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2097: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2098: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2099: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2100: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2101: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2102: <br>
2103: <br>
2104: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2105: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2106: <br>
2107: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2108: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2109: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2110: <br>
2111: <center>
2112: <br>
2113: Source Wars<br>
2114: Episode IV<br>
2115: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2116: </center>
2117: <br>
2118: Not so very long ago<br>
2119: and not so far away<br>
2120: AT&T made system code<br>
2121: and gave some bits away<br>
2122: <br>
2123: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2124: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2125: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2126: for everyone on Earth<br>
2127: <br>
2128: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2129: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2130: And good old greed was back again<br>
2131: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2132: <br>
2133: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2134: sued BSDi from above<br>
2135: The code is free but<br>
2136: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2137: <br>
2138: The University came calling<br>
2139: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2140: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2141: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2142: <br>
2143: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2144: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2145: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2146: of BSD code all around<br>
2147: <br>
2148: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2149: of credit front to back<br>
2150: This broke the license USL<br>
2151: was using to attack<br>
2152: <br>
2153: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2154: and "settled" out of court<br>
2155: And UCB was big enough<br>
2156: to take it like a sport<br>
2157: <br>
2158: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2159: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2160: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2161: every book with proper dues<br>
2162: <br>
2163: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2164: apologetically<br>
2165: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2166: the same monopoly<br>
2167: <br>
2168: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2169: down if everybody saw<br>
2170: How greed became so big<br>
2171: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2172: <br>
2173: But only one community<br>
2174: the one that makes it tick<br>
2175: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2176: exposing hypocrites<br>
2177: <br>
2178: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2179: to tell the story right<br>
2180: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2181: and kept in shining light<br>
2182: <br>
2183: And may the source be with you<br>
2184: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2185: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2186: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2187: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2188: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2189: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2190: </td></tr></table>
2191: <p>
2192: <em>
2193: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2194: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2195: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2196: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2197: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2198: <br>
2199: <br>
2200: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2201:
2202: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2203: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2204: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2205: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2206: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2207: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2208: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2209: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
2210: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2211: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2212: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2213: <br>
2214: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2215: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2216: <br>
2217: <br>
2218: <em>
2219: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2220: who is a lot like
2221: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2222: <br>
2223: <br>
2224: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2225: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2226: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2227: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2228: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2229: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2230: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2231: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2232: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2233: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2234: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2235: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2236: <br>
2237: <br>
2238: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2239: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2240: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2241: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2242: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2243: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2244: <br>
2245: <br>
2246: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2247: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2248: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2249: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2250: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2251: influence which he could use so falsely.
2252: <br>
2253: <br>
2254: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2255: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2256: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2257: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2258: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2259: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2260: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2261: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2262: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2263: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2264: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2265: <br>
2266: <br>
2267: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2268: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2269: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2270: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2271: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2272: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2273: <br>
2274: <br>
2275: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2276: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2277: follow their own stupid rules.
2278: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2279: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2280: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2281: <br>
2282: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2283: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2284: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2285: Tempting harpies<br>
2286: 13 years of treachery<br>
2287: <br>
2288: <br>
2289: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2290: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2291: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2292: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2293: <br>
2294: <br>
2295: But something's wrong with them<br>
2296: They will not take our free wares<br>
2297: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2298: Why are you so scared?<br>
2299: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2300: <br>
2301: <br>
2302: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2303: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2304: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2305: There are many new laws"<br>
2306: <br>
2307: <br>
1.98 okan 2308: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2309: "Puffy!<br>
2310: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2311: <br>
2312: <br>
2313: "First rule one dictates<br>
2314: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2315: <br>
2316: <br>
2317: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2318: <br>
2319: <br>
2320: "And rule two dictates<br>
2321: You must give it to me<br>
2322: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2323: <br>
2324: <br>
2325: "The list goes on of course<br>
2326: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2327: <br>
2328: <br>
2329: "This is madness!<br>
2330: He has lost his mind!<br>
2331: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2332: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2333: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2334: <br>
2335: <br>
2336: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2337: <br>
2338: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2339: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2340: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2341: </td></tr></table>
2342: <p>
2343: <em>
2344: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2345: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2346: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2347: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2348: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2349: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2350: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2351: <br>
2352: <br>
2353: </em>
2354:
2355: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2356: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2357: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2358: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2359: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2360: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2361: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2362: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
2363: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2364: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2365: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2366: <br>
2367: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2368: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2369: <br>
2370: <br>
2371: <em>
2372: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2373: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2374: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2375: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2376: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2377: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2378: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2379: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2380: away from the ideals very quickly.
2381: <p>
1.93 jmc 2382: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2383: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2384: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2385: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2386: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2387: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2388: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2389: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2390: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2391: <p>
2392: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2393: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2394: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2395: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2396: led to other issues.
2397: <p>
2398: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2399: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2400: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2401: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2402: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2403: <p>
2404: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2405: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2406: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2407: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2408: projects.
2409: <p>
2410: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2411: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2412: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2413: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2414: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2415: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2416: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2417: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2418: not for their agenda.
2419: <p>
2420: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2421: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2422: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2423: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2424: <p>
2425: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2426: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2427: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2428: <br>
2429: The starting line is nervous<br>
2430: we burst upon the course<br>
2431: Electric is our passion<br>
2432: An open hearted force<br>
2433: <br>
2434: The water's full of dangers<br>
2435: That interrupt the flow<br>
2436: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2437: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2438: <br>
2439: *Give and get back some<br>
2440: Sharing it all<br>
2441: Path we know best<br>
2442: we're having a ball<br>
2443: Opulent mission<br>
2444: Lost in our passion<br>
2445: You can still choose<br>
2446: If you don't swim to win<br>
2447: you'll never lose*<br>
2448: <br>
2449: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2450: <br>
2451: The window is a wall by now<br>
2452: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2453: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2454: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2455: <br>
2456: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2457: Flies too close to itself<br>
2458: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2459: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2460: <br>
2461: *CHORUS*<br>
2462: <br>
2463: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2464: <br>
2465: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2466: but this is not a race<br>
2467: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2468: for first or second place<br>
2469: <br>
2470: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2471: Were traded for real goals<br>
2472: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2473: For those with corporate souls<br>
2474: <br>
2475: *Give and get back some<br>
2476: Sharing it all<br>
2477: Path we know best<br>
2478: we're having a ball<br>
2479: Give and get zeros<br>
2480: Give and get ones<br>
2481: Given to you but<br>
2482: Not you to us<br>
2483: Opulent mission<br>
2484: Lost in our passion<br>
2485: You can still choose<br>
2486: If you don't swim to win<br>
2487: you'll never lose<br>
2488: You'll never lose*<br>
2489: <br>
2490: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2491: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2492: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2493: </td></tr></table>
2494: <p>
2495: <em>
2496: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2497: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2498: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2499: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2500: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2501: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2502: <br>
2503: <br>
2504: </em>
2505:
2506: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2507: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2508: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2509: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2510: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2511: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2512: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2513: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
2514: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2515: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2516: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2517: <br>
2518: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2519: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2520: <br>
2521: <br>
2522: <em>
2523: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2524: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2525: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2526: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2527: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2528: device support.
2529: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2530: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2531: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2532: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2533: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2534: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2535: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2536: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2537: weird, or even buggy.
2538: <p>
2539: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2540: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2541: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2542: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2543: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2544: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2545: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2546: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2547: OpenBSD, either).
2548: <p>
2549: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2550: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2551: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2552: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2553: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2554: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2555: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2556: <p>
1.82 jsg 2557: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2558: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2559: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2560: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2561: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2562: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2563: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2564: would be fantastic by now.
2565: <p>
2566: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2567: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2568: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2569: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2570: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2571: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2572: <br>
2573: Here's an old story ...<br>
2574: <br>
2575: <br>
2576: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2577: We all know the details<br>
2578: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2579: some serious loot,<br>
2580: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2581: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2582: The little guy who<br>
2583: did the best with what he had<br>
2584: <br>
2585: <br>
2586: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2587: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2588: in moderation<br>
2589: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2590: <br>
2591: <br>
2592: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2593: never give him the password<br>
2594: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2595: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2596: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2597: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2598: So do the best with what you have<br>
2599: <br>
2600: <br>
2601: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2602: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2603: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2604: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2605: <br>
2606: <br>
2607: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2608: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2609: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2610: then made him better off dead<br>
2611: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2612: <br>
2613: <br>
2614: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2615: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2616: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2617: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2618: for each consecutive cut<br>
2619: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2620: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2621: <br>
2622: <br>
2623: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2624: it's where you dig the well<br>
2625: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2626: the little guy does right<br>
2627: <br>
2628: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2629: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2630: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2631: </td></tr></table>
2632: <p>
2633: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2634: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2635: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2636: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2637: <br>
2638: <br>
2639: </em>
2640:
2641: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2642: <a name=40b></a>
2643: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2644: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2645: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2646: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2647: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2648: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2649: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2650: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2651: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2652: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2653: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2654: <br>
2655: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2656: <br>
2657: <br>
2658: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2659: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2660: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2661: <p>
2662: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2663: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2664: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2665: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2666: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2667: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2668: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2669: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2670: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2671: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2672: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2673: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2674: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2675: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2676: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2677: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2678: Be Open<br>
2679: Be Vocal<br>
2680: Stay Open<br>
2681: Stay Vocal<br>
2682: <br>
2683: (repeat)<br>
2684: <br>
2685: OpenBSD<br>
2686: <br>
2687: Twice a year,<br>
2688: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2689: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2690: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2691: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2692: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2693: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2694: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2695: and a license application<br>
2696: is a fishybomination<br>
2697: and a random allocation<br>
2698: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2699: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2700: OK stop.<br>
2701: I get it.<br>
2702: Some asshole lied.<br>
2703: <br>
2704: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2705: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2706: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2707: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2708: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2709: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2710: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2711: OK stop.<br>
2712: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2713: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2714: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2715: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2716: I get it.<br>
2717: Where's my pencils?<br>
2718: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2719: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2720: Be Open<br>
2721: Be Vocal<br>
2722: Stay Open<br>
2723: Stay Vocal<br>
2724: <br>
2725: (repeat)<br>
2726: <br>
2727: Then he has another beer and<br>
2728: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2729: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2730: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2731: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2732: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2733: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2734: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2735: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2736: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2737: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2738: every time, every song!<br>
2739: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2740: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2741: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2742: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2743: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2744: <br>
2745: (beat boxin')<br>
2746: <br>
2747: <br>
2748: </td></tr></table>
2749: <p>
2750: <em>
2751: <br>
2752: </em>
2753:
2754: <hr>
2755: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2756: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2757: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2758: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2759: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2760: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2761: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
2762: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2763: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2764: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2765: <br>
2766: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2767: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2768: <br>
2769: <br>
2770: <em>
2771: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2772: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2773: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2774: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2775: <br>
2776: <br>
2777: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2778: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2779: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2780: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2781: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2782: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2783: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2784: <br>
2785: <br>
2786: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2787: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2788: <br>
2789: <br>
2790: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2791: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2792: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2793: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2794: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2795: <br>
2796: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2797: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2798: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2799: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2800: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2801: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2802: <br>
2803: <br>
2804: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2805: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2806: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2807: other developers.
2808: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2809: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2810: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2811: <br>
2812: <br>
2813: <br>
2814: Humppa negala<br>
2815: Humppa negala<br>
2816: Humppa negala<br>
2817: Venismechah<br>
2818: <br>
2819: Humppa negala<br>
2820: Humppa negala<br>
2821: Humppa negala<br>
2822: Venismechah<br>
2823: <br>
2824: Humppa neranenah<br>
2825: Humppa neranenah<br>
2826: Humppa neranenah<br>
2827: Venismechah<br>
2828: <br>
2829: Humppa neranenah<br>
2830: Humppa neranenah<br>
2831: Humppa neranenah<br>
2832: Venismechah<br>
2833: <br>
2834: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2835: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2836: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2837: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2838: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2839: uru achim!<br>
2840: uru achim!<br>
2841: OpenBSD!<br>
2842: <br>
2843: <br>
2844: (circus torture)<br>
2845: <br>
2846: <br>
2847: Humppa negala<br>
2848: Humppa negala<br>
2849: Humppa negala<br>
2850: Venismechah<br>
2851: <br>
2852: Humppa negala<br>
2853: Humppa negala<br>
2854: Humppa negala<br>
2855: Venismechah<br>
2856: <br>
2857: Humppa neranenah<br>
2858: Humppa neranenah<br>
2859: Humppa neranenah<br>
2860: Venismechah<br>
2861: <br>
2862: Humppa neranenah<br>
2863: Humppa neranenah<br>
2864: Humppa neranenah<br>
2865: Venismechah<br>
2866: <br>
2867: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2868: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2869: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2870: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2871: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2872: uru achim!<br>
2873: uru achim!<br>
2874: OpenBSD!<br>
2875: <br>
2876: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2877: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2878: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2879: </td></tr></table>
2880: <p>
2881: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2882: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2883: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2884: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2885: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2886: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2887: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2888: <br>
2889: <br>
2890: </em>
2891:
2892: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2893: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2894: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2895: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2896: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2897: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2898: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2899: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2900: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2901: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2902: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2903: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2904: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2905: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2906: <br>
2907: <br>
2908: <em>
2909: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2910: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2911: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2912: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2913: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2914: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2915: <br>
2916: <br>
2917: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2918: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2919: <br>
2920: <br>
2921: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2922: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2923: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2924: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2925: <br>
2926: <br>
2927: <ul>
2928: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2929: at any time.<br>
2930: <br>
2931: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2932: <br>
2933: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2934: <br>
2935: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2936: <br>
2937: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2938: <br>
2939: <li>
2940: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2941: less portable.<br>
2942: <br>
2943: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2944: </ul>
2945: <br>
2946: <br>
2947: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2948: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2949: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2950: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2951: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2952: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2953: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2954: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2955: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2956: <br><br><br>
2957: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2958: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2959: there was nothin' shady<br>
2960: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2961: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2962: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2963: <br>
2964: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2965: blah blah blah<br>
2966: Blah!<br>
2967: <br>
2968: <br>
2969: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2970: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2971: <br>
2972: <br>
2973: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2974: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2975: with a drop of goo<br>
2976: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2977: But by the time he graduated<br>
2978: Blob was business slime!<br>
2979: <br>
2980: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2981: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2982: blah blah<br>
2983: <br>
2984: <br>
2985: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2986: <br>
2987: <br>
2988: Now everybody had it<br>
2989: they was drivin' around<br>
2990: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2991: for convenience now<br>
2992: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2993: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2994: <br>
2995: <br>
2996: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2997: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2998: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2999: blah blah<br>
3000: <br>
3001: <br>
3002: It's linkin' time!<br>
3003: <br>
3004: <br>
3005: Now it was out of control<br>
3006: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3007: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3008: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3009: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
3010: <br>
3011: <br>
3012: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3013: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3014: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3015: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3016: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
3017: <br>
3018: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3019: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3020: And he battled the Blob<br>
3021: who had crossed the line<br>
3022: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
3023: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
3024: <br>
3025: <br>
3026: But it was too late!<br>
3027: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3028: He wants your video!<br>
3029: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3030: He wants your drive!<br>
3031: He wants it all!!<br>
3032: <br>
3033: <br>
3034: Somebody help us!<br>
3035: Noooooooo!<br>
3036: NVIDIA!<br>
3037: Intel!<br>
3038: Atheros!<br>
3039: 3-Ware!<br>
3040: VIA!<br>
3041: ATI!<br>
3042: Broadcom!<br>
3043: TI!<br>
3044: Myricom!<br>
3045: HighPoint!<br>
3046: Adaptec!<br>
3047: Mylex!<br>
3048: ICP Vortex!<br>
3049: and IBM!<br>
3050: Takin' over the world!<br>
3051: <br>
3052: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3053: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3054: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3055: </td></tr></table>
3056: <p>
3057: <em>
3058: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3059: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3060: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3061: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3062: Theo de Raadt.
3063: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3064: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3065: Drums by Jim Buick.
3066: <br>
3067: <br>
3068: </em>
3069:
3070: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3071: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3072: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3073: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3074: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3075: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.192 tb 3076: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3077: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3078: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3079: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3080: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3081: <br>
1.199 deraadt 3082: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
3083: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3084: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3085: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3086: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3087: <br>
3088: <br>
3089: <em>
3090: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3091: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3092: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3093: their devices.
3094: <p>
3095: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3096: for the
1.168 sthen 3097: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3098: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3099: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3100: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3101: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3102: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3103: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3104: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3105: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3106: <p>
3107: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3108: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3109: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3110: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3111: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3112: "quality" to show its head.
3113: <p>
3114: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3115: <br>
3116: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3117: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3118: <li>Repair
3119: </ul>
3120: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3121: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3122: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3123: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3124: <p>
3125: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3126: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3127: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3128: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3129: <p>
3130: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3131: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3132: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3133: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3134: <p>
3135: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3136: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3137: the AMI controllers.
3138: <p>
3139: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3140: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3141: basic RAID management:
3142: <ul>
3143: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3144: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3145: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3146: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3147: </ul>
3148: <p>
3149: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3150: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3151: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3152: <p>
3153: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3154: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3155: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3156: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3157: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3158: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3159: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3160: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3161: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3162: controllers.
3163: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3164: would not get documentation, either.
3165: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3166: look saintly.
3167: <p>
3168: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3169: in OpenBSD, please buy
3170: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3171: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3172: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3173: will just work</a>.
3174: <p>
3175: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3176: <br>
3177: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3178: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3179: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3180: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3181: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3182: <br>
3183: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3184: <br>
3185: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3186: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3187: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3188: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3189: <br>
3190: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3191: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3192: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3193: <br>
3194: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3195: <br>
3196: <br>
3197: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3198: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3199: <br>
3200: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3201: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3202: <br>
3203: <br>
3204: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3205: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3206: <br>
3207: <br>
3208: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3209: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3210: <br>
3211: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3212: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3213: <br>
3214: <br>
3215: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3216: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3217: <br>
3218: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3219: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3220: <br>
3221: <br>
3222: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3223: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3224: there before him
3225: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3226: secure operating system,
3227: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3228: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3229: <br>
3230: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3231: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3232: <br>
3233: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3234: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3235: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3236: </td></tr></table>
3237: <p>
3238: <em>
3239: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3240: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3241: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3242: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3243: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3244: <br>
3245: <br>
3246: </em>
3247:
3248: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3249: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3250: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3251: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3252: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3253: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3254: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3255: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
3256: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3257: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3258: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3259: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3260: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3261: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3262: <br>
3263: <br>
3264: <em>
3265: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3266: good device support.<br>
3267: <br>
3268: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3269: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3270: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3271: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3272: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3273: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3274: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3275: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3276: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3277: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3278: <br>
3279: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3280: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3281: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3282: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3283: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3284: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3285: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3286: <br>
3287: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3288: <br>
3289: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3290: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3291: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3292: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3293: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3294: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3295: <br>
3296:
3297: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3298: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3299: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3300: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3301: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3302: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3303: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3304: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3305: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3306: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3307: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3308: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3309: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3310: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3311: <br>
3312: <br>
3313: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3314: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3315: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3316: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3317: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3318: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3319: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3320: development information for all, but are even going further and
3321: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3322: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3323: <br>
3324: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3325: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3326: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3327: <br>
3328: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3329: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3330: send out the alarm<br>
3331: and the shit storm flies<br>
3332: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3333: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3334: twisting up a ride<br>
3335: to the land of OS<br>
3336: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3337: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3338: The open slippers red are<br>
3339: Hers to take<br>
3340: <br>
1.53 otto 3341: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3342: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3343: <br>
3344: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3345: To get yourself back home<br>
3346: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3347: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3348: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3349: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3350: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3351: You'll never lose<br>
3352: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3353: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3354: lazy and insane<br>
3355: but they sang OK<br>
3356: <br>
1.53 otto 3357: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3358: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3359: <br>
3360: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3361: The city glows<br>
3362: It's positively green<br>
3363: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3364: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3365: <br>
3366: Go to the west<br>
3367: You must pass the test<br>
3368: For me<br>
3369: Bring me the ride<br>
3370: of the witch I despise<br>
3371: And you'll be free<br>
3372: <br>
3373: You don't need the broom<br>
3374: You don't need the shoes<br>
3375: You don't need the wiz<br>
3376: You will never lose<br>
3377: You have all you need<br>
3378: You always had heart<br>
3379: You always had courage<br>
3380: Did somebody fart?<br>
3381: You always had brains<br>
3382: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3383: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3384: But you've got some balls<br>
3385: So double click heels<br>
3386: and work with Taiwan<br>
3387: And speak to your doggie<br>
3388: You're already gone....<br>
3389: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3390: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3391: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3392: </td></tr></table>
3393: <p>
3394: <em>
3395: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3396: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3397: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3398: Semaka,
3399: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3400: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3401: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3402: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3403: <br>
3404: <br>
3405: </em>
3406:
3407: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3408: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3409: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3410: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3411: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3412: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3413: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3414: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
3415: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3416: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3417: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3418: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3419: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3420: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3421: <br>
3422: <br>
3423: <em>
3424: What is up with some free software providers?!
3425: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3426: <p>
3427: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3428: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3429: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3430: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3431: going to remember them in the end.
3432: <p>
3433: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3434: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3435: offerings in the last few years:
3436: <ul>
3437: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3438: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3439: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3440: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3441: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3442: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3443: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3444: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3445: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3446: <p>
3447: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3448: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3449: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3450: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3451: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3452: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3453: <p>
3454: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3455: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3456: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3457: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3458: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3459: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3460: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3461: </ul>
3462: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3463: others who will follow them:
3464: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3465: replace it.
3466: <br>
3467: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3468: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3469: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3470: <br>
3471: <br>
3472: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3473: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3474: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3475: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3476: <p>
3477: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3478: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3479: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3480: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3481: <p>
3482: <br>
3483: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3484: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3485: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3486: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3487: <p>
3488: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3489: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3490: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3491: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3492: <p>
3493: <br>
3494: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3495: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3496: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3497: So he fought the fight<br>
3498: and he set things right<br>
3499: With his OpenBSD<br>
3500: <p>
3501: <br>
3502: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3503: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3504: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3505: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3506: <p>
3507: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3508: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3509: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3510: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3511: <p>
3512: <br>
3513: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3514: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3515: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3516: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3517: <p>
3518: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3519: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3520: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3521: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3522: <p>
3523: <br>
3524: CHORUS<br>
3525: <p>
3526: <br>
3527: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3528: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3529: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3530: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3531: <p>
3532: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3533: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3534: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3535: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3536: <p>
3537: <br>
3538: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3539: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3540: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3541: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3542: <p>
3543: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3544: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3545: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3546: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3547: <p>
3548: <br>
3549: CHORUS<br>
3550: <br>
3551: <p>
3552: That's right!<br>
3553: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3554: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3555: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3556: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3557: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3558: </td></tr></table>
3559: <p>
3560: <em>
3561: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3562: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3563: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3564: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3565: <br>
3566: <br>
3567: </em>
3568:
3569: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3570: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3571: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3572: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3573: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3574: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3575: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3576: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
3577: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3578: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3579: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3580: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3581: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3582: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3583: <br>
3584: <br>
3585: <em>
3586: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3587: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3588: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3589: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3590: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3591: <p>
3592: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3593: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3594: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3595: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3596: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3597: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3598: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3599: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3600: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3601: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3602: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3603: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3604: <p>
3605: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3606: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3607: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3608: Redundancy Protocol); on
3609: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3610: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3611: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3612: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3613: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3614: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3615: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3616: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3617: There was much deliberation</a>
3618: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3619: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3620: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3621: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3622: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3623: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3624: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3625: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3626: eh?
3627: <p>
3628: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3629: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3630: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3631: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3632: claim patent rights.
3633: <p>
3634: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3635: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3636: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3637: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3638: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3639: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3640: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3641: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3642: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3643: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3644: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3645: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3646: <p>
3647: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3648: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3649: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3650: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3651: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3652: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3653: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3654: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3655: like all others, except against the community.
3656: <p>
3657: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3658: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3659: <p>
3660: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3661: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3662: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3663: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3664: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3665: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3666: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3667: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3668: it to use cryptography.
3669: <p>
3670: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3671: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3672: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3673: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3674: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3675: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3676: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3677: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3678: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3679: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3680: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3681: <p>
3682: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3683: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3684: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3685: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3686: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3687: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3688: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3689: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3690: <p>
3691: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3692: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3693: <br>
3694: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3695: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3696: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3697: <br>
3698: <br>
3699: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3700: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3701: <br>
3702: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3703: A what?
3704: <br>
3705: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3706: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3707: <br>
3708: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3709: Well, it's free isn't it?
3710: <br>
3711: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3712: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3713: <br>
3714: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3715: What?
3716: <br>
3717: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3718: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3719: <br>
3720: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3721: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3722: <br>
3723: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3724: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3725: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3726: <br>
3727: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3728: You must be a looney.
3729: <br>
3730: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3731: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3732: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3733: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3734: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3735: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3736: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3737: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3738: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3739: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3740: <br>
3741: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3742: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3743: <br>
3744: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3745: Yes.
3746: <br>
3747: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3748: For a free redundancy protocol?
3749: <br>
3750: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3751: Yes.
3752: <br>
3753: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3754: You are a looney.
3755: <br>
3756: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3757: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3758: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3759: VRRP.
3760: <br>
3761: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3762: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3763: <br>
3764: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3765: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3766: <br>
3767: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3768: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3769: <br>
3770: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3771: Yes there is!
3772: <br>
3773: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3774: Isn't!
3775: <br>
3776: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3777: Is!
3778: <br>
3779: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3780: Isn't!
3781: <br>
3782: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3783: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3784: <br>
3785: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3786: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3787: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3788: <br>
3789: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3790: The man didn't have the right form.
3791: <br>
3792: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3793: What man?
3794: <br>
3795: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3796: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3797: <br>
3798: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3799: The looney detector van, you mean.
3800: <br>
3801: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3802: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3803: <br>
3804: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3805: What redundancy detector van?
3806: <br>
3807: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3808: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3809: <br>
3810: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3811: Cizzz-coeee?
3812: <br>
3813: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3814: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3815: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3816: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3817: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3818: <br>
3819: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3820: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3821: <br>
3822: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3823: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3824: <br>
3825: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3826: What PIX?
3827: <br>
3828: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3829: The PIX I'm replacing!
3830: <br>
3831: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3832: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3833: license it?
3834: <br>
3835: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3836: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3837: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3838: <br>
3839: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3840: No they didn't!
3841: <br>
3842: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3843: Did!
3844: <br>
3845: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3846: Didn't!
3847: <br>
3848: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3849: Did, did, did and did!
3850: <br>
3851: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3852: Oh, all right.
3853: <br>
3854: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3855: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3856: license?
3857: <br>
3858: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3859: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3860: <br>
3861: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3862: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3863: <br>
3864: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3865: A license?
3866: <br>
3867: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3868: Yes.
3869: <br>
3870: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3871: For your firewall?
3872: <br>
3873: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3874: No.
3875: <br>
3876: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3877: No?
3878: <br>
3879: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3880: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3881: <br>
3882: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3883: You're off your chump.
3884: <br>
3885: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3886: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3887: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3888: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3889: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3890: <br>
3891: <br>
3892: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3893: <br>
3894: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3895: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3896: But standard it<br>
3897: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3898: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3899: the IETF<br>
3900: you see?<br>
3901: <br>
3902: But can VRRP<br>
3903: be said to be<br>
3904: or not to be<br>
3905: a standard, see,<br>
3906: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3907: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3908: <br>
3909: Singing...<br>
3910: <br>
3911: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3912: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3913: O P E N B S D<br>
3914: CARP is free<br>
3915: <br>
3916: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3917: let through IETF to mean<br>
3918: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3919: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3920: <br>
3921: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3922: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3923: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3924: <br>
3925: 1 1 2,<br>
3926: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3927: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3928: <br>
3929: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3930: bisected accidentally,<br>
3931: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3932: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3933: <br>
3934: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3935: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3936: <br>
3937: The End<br>
3938: <br>
3939: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3940: <br>
3941: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3942: <br>
3943: Geddy must be free.<br>
3944: <br>
3945: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3946: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3947: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3948: </td></tr></table>
3949: <p>
3950: <em>
3951: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3952: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3953: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3954: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3955: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3956: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3957: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3958: <br>
3959: <br>
3960: </em>
3961:
3962: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3963: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3964: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3965: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3966: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3967: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3968: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3969: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
3970: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3971: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3972: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3973: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3974: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3975: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3976: <br>
3977: <br>
3978: <em>
3979: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3980: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3981: forces of the draconian government!
3982: <p>
3983: <br>
3984: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3985: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3986: of recent happenings.
3987: <p>
3988: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3989: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3990: security research and development .. on things that
3991: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3992: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3993: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3994: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3995: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3996: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3997: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3998: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3999: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
4000: <p>
4001: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
4002: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4003: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4004: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4005: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4006: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4007: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4008: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4009: theft of oil.
4010: <p>
4011: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4012: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4013: <p>
4014: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4015: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4016: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4017: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4018: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4019: the project."
4020: <p>
4021: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4022: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4023: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4024: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4025: <p>
4026: Since the termination came near natural contract
4027: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4028: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4029: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4030: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4031: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4032: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4033: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4034: <p>
4035: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4036: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4037: of Robin Hood.
4038: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4039: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4040: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4041: <br>
4042: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4043: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4044: He had found the crusades<br>
4045: were an endless charade<br>
4046: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4047: <br>
4048: <br>
4049: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4050: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4051: Clever chums they did find<br>
4052: other fish of their kind<br>
4053: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4054: <br>
4055: <br>
4056: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4057: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4058: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4059: for to share online<br>
4060: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4061: <br>
4062: <br>
4063: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4064: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4065: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4066: to the teaming schools<br>
4067: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4068: <br>
4069: <br>
4070: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4071: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4072: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4073: So raise up your glass and<br>
4074: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4075: Fish for never running<br>
4076: and making something good!<br>
4077: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4078: <br>
4079: <br>
4080: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4081: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4082: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4083: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4084: Think he's a hero?<br>
4085: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4086: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4087: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4088: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4089: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4090: or we take away your worms too<br>
4091: <br>
4092: <br>
4093: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4094: Put on your glasses<br>
4095: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4096: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4097: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4098: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4099: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4100: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4101: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4102: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4103: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4104: <br>
4105: <br>
4106: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4107: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4108: And took back all the booty<br>
4109: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4110: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4111: <br>
4112: <br>
4113: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4114: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4115: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4116: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4117: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4118: <br>
4119: <br>
4120: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4121: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4122: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4123: So raise up your glass and<br>
4124: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4125: Fish for never running<br>
4126: and making something good!<br>
4127: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4128: <br>
4129:
4130: <br>
4131: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4132: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4133: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4134: </td></tr></table>
4135: <p>
4136: <em>
4137: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4138: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4139: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4140: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4141: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4142: <br>
4143: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4144: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4145: <br>
4146: </em>
4147:
1.23 jose 4148: <br>
4149: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4150: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4151: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4152: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4153: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4154: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4155: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4156: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
4157: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4158: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4159: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4160: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4161: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4162: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4163: <br>
4164: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4165: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4166: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4167: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4168: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4169: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4170: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4171: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4172: III processors. We want documentation, because
4173: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4174: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4175: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4176: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4177: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4178: mode.<br>
4179: <br>
4180: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4181: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4182: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4183: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4184: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4185: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4186: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4187: Black was the protocol<br>
4188: <p>
4189: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4190: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4191: Then from the ocean came<br>
4192: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4193: <br>
4194: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4195: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4196: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4197: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4198: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4199: <p>
4200: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4201: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4202: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4203: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4204: <p>
4205: And there he found<br>
4206: His destiny<br>
4207: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4208: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4209: <p>
4210: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4211: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4212: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4213: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4214: <p>
4215: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4216: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4217: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4218: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4219: <p>
4220: Broke down the guard<br>
4221: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4222: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4223: All alone and only bones<br>
4224: <p>
4225: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4226: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4227: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4228: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4229: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4230: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4231: </td></tr></table>
4232: <p>
4233: <em>
4234: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4235: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4236: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4237: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4238: </em>
4239:
4240: <br>
4241: <hr>
1.9 millert 4242: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4243: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4244: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4245: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4246: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4247: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4248: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4249: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4250: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4251: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4252: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4253: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4254: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4255: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4256: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4257: Goldflipper<br>
4258: With golden skin<br>
4259: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4260: He's the machine<br>
4261: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4262: <p>
4263: And the fish<br>
4264: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4265: And the cat<br>
4266: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4267: <p>
4268: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4269: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4270: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4271: <p>
4272: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4273: <p>
1.9 millert 4274: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4275: catch the spikey one<br>
4276: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4277: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4278: <p>
1.9 millert 4279: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4280: and without a gun<br>
4281: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4282: <p>
1.9 millert 4283: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4284: such a sexy catch<br>
4285: Is she spying on him or<br>
4286: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4287: <p>
1.9 millert 4288: Oh double seven<br>
4289: Send me to Heaven<br>
4290: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4291: <p>
1.9 millert 4292: The women are fond<br>
4293: She knows what to do<br>
4294: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4295: <p>
1.9 millert 4296: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4297: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4298: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4299: <br>
4300: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4301: <p>
4302: <em>
1.9 millert 4303: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4304: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4305: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4306: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4307: </em>
4308:
4309: <br>
4310: <hr>
1.3 ian 4311: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4312: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4313: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4314: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4315: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4316: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4317: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4318: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4319: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4320: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4321: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4322: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4323: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4324: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4325: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4326: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4327: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4328: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4329: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4330: <p>
4331: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4332: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4333: <p>
4334: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4335: Über tragic<br>
4336: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4337: <p>
4338: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4339: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4340: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4341: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4342: <p>
4343: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4344: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4345: <p>
4346: Chorus
4347: <p>
4348: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4349: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4350: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4351: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4352: <p>
4353: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4354: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4355: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4356: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4357: <p>
4358: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4359: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4360: <p>
4361: <em>
1.3 ian 4362: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4363: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4364: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4365: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4366: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4367: </em>
4368:
1.8 millert 4369: <br>
4370: <hr>
1.9 millert 4371: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4372: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4373: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4374: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4375: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4376: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4377: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4378: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4379: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4380: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4381: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4382: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4383: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4384: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4385: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4386: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4387: <br>
4388: <br>
1.9 millert 4389: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4390: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4391: <p>
1.9 millert 4392: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4393: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4394: <p>
1.9 millert 4395: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4396: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4397: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4398: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4399: <p>
1.9 millert 4400: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4401: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4402: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4403: I'm secure by default<br>
4404: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4405: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4406: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4407: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4408: </td></tr></table>
4409: <p>
1.8 millert 4410: <em>
1.9 millert 4411: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4412: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4413: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4414: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4415: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4416: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4417:
1.1 deraadt 4418: </body>
4419: </html>
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