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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 26: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
31: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
32: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 33:
1.20 deraadt 34: <p>
1.182 deraadt 35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 36: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 37: <td valign="top">
1.199 deraadt 38: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 39: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
40: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 41:
1.183 deraadt 42: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 43: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
44:
1.193 deraadt 45: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
46: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
47: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 48: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
49:
50: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
51: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
52: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
53:
54: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
55: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
56: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
57: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
58: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
59: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
60: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
61: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
62: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
63: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
64:
65: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
66: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
67: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
68: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 69: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
70: <br>
71: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 72: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
73: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 74: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
75: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
76: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
77: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
78: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
79: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
80: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
81: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
82: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
83: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
84: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
85: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
86: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
87: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
88: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
89: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
90: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 91: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 92:
1.71 deraadt 93: <br>
1.182 deraadt 94: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 95: <br>
1.182 deraadt 96: <table><tr><td valign=top>
97: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
1.201 ! bentley 98: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0
1.182 deraadt 99: </td><td>
100: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
1.201 ! bentley 101: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1
1.182 deraadt 102: </td><td>
103: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
1.201 ! bentley 104: The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
1.182 deraadt 105: </td></tr></table>
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1.193 deraadt 107:
108: <hr>
1.199 deraadt 109: <a name=61></a>
1.200 tom 110: <h2><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 111: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
112: <tr>
113: <td valign="top" width="30%">
114: X:XX <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 X.XMB)</a>
115: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG X.XMB)</a><br>
116: <br>
117: <em>
118: ...
119: </em>
120: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
121: </td><td valign=top>
122: (will be released around April 25)<br>
123: <br>
124: </td></tr></table>
125: <em>
126: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement,
127: instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
128: </em>
129: <br>
130:
131: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 132: <a name=60></a>
133: <a name=60a></a>
134: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
135: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
136: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 137: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 138: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
139: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
140: <br>
1.176 deraadt 141: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
142: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
143: <br>
1.182 deraadt 144: <em>
145: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
146: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
147: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
148: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
149: </em>
150: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 151: </td><td valign=top>
152: We don't need no exploitation<br>
153: We don't need no overflows<br>
154: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
155: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
156: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
157: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
158: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
159: <br>
160: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
161: <br>
162: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
163: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
164: <br>
165: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
166: <br>
167: </td><td valign=top align=right>
168: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
169: </td></tr></table>
170: <em>
171: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
172: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 173: </em>
174: <br>
175:
176: <hr>
177: <a name=60b></a>
178: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
179: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
180: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 181: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 182: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
183: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
184: <br>
1.177 deraadt 185: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
186: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
187: <br>
188: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
189: <br>
1.182 deraadt 190: <em>
191: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
192: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
193: components that help make a difference.
194: </em>
195: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 196: </td><td valign=top>
197: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
198: Hacking websites for control<br>
199: Can you crack me?<br>
200: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
201: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
202: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 203: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 204: Never give in: just fight!<br>
205: <br>
206: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
207: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
208: Can you phish me?<br>
209: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
210: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
211: Can you probe me?<br>
212: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
213: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
214: <br>
215: But it was all futility<br>
216: The firewall was strong<br>
217: As all can see<br>
218: No matter how he tried<br>
219: He could not break free()<br>
220: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
221: <br>
222: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
223: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
224: Can you scam me?<br>
225: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
226: Throwing packets with wget<br>
227: Can you hack me?<br>
228: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
229: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
230: <br>
231: </td><td valign=top align=right>
232: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
233: </td></tr></table>
234: <em>
235: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
236: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 237: </em>
238: <br>
239:
240: <hr>
241: <a name=60c></a>
242: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
243: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
244: <tr>
245: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 246: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
247: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
248: <br>
1.183 deraadt 249: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
250: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
251: <br>
252: <em>
253: Consider donating to our development efforts via
254: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
255: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
256: Canada and all over the world.
257: <p>
258: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
259: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 260: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 261: <p>
262: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
263: </em>
264: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
265: </td><td valign=top>
266: Money, donate your pay.<br>
267: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 268: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 269: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
270: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
271: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
272: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
273: <br>
274: Canaries have your back.<br>
275: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
276: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
277: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
278: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
279: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
280: <br>
281: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
282: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
283: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
284: Is the securest system today<br>
285: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
286: <br>
287: </td><td valign=top align=right>
288: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
289: </td></tr></table>
290: <em>
291: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
292: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
293: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 294: </em>
295: <br>
296:
297: <hr>
298: <a name=60d></a>
299: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
300: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
301: <tr>
302: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 303: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
304: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
305: <br>
1.187 deraadt 306: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
307: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
308: <br>
309: <em>
310: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
311: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
312: <p>
313: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
314: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
315: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
316: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
317: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
318: </em>
319: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
320: </td><td valign=top>
321: "Hello,<br>
322: Are there any experts out there?<br>
323: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
324: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
325: <br>
326: "I don't know how<br>
327: But I need this feature now.<br>
328: My users are pained<br>
329: I need my server up again."<br>
330: <br>
331: "Relax.<br>
332: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
333: Just the basic facts<br>
334: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
335: <br>
336: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
337: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
338: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
339: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
340: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
341: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
342: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
343: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
344: This is just how you are.<br>
345: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
346: <br>
347: OK<br>
348: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
349: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
350: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
351: <br>
352: Can you upgrade?<br>
353: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
354: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
355: Our patience is at null.<br>
356: <br>
1.196 deraadt 357: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 358: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
359: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
360: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
361: Fork-bomb child.<br>
362: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
363: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
364: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
365: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
366: My inner child is crushed.<br>
367: My dreams are gone.<br>
368: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
369: <br>
370: </td><td valign=top align=right>
371: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
372: </td></tr></table>
373: <em>
374: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
375: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 376: </em>
377: <br>
378:
379: <hr>
380: <a name=60e></a>
381: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
382: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
383: <tr>
384: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 385: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
386: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
387: <br>
1.188 deraadt 388: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
389: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
390: <br>
391: <em>
392: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
393: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
394: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
395: <p>
396: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
397: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
398: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
399: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
400: others to follow our lead.
401: <p>
402: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
403: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
404: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
405: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
406: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
407: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
408: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
409: cause expense.
410: <p>
411: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
412: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
413: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
414: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
415: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
416: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
417: <p>
418: Enjoy
419: <p>
420: -Bob
421: </em>
422: </td><td valign=top>
423: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 424: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 425: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
426: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
427: <br>
428: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
429: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
430: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
431: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
432: <br>
433: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
434: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
435: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
436: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
437: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
438: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
439: <br>
440: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
441: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
442: <br>
443: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
444: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
445: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
446: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
447: <br>
448: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
449: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
450: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
451: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
452: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
453: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
454: <br>
455: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
456: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
457: <br>
458: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
459: <br>
460: </td><td valign=top align=right>
461: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
462: </td></tr></table>
463: <em>
464: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
465: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 466: </em>
467: <br>
468:
469: <hr>
470: <a name=60f></a>
471: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
472: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
473: <tr>
474: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 475: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
476: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
477: <br>
1.190 deraadt 478: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
479: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
480: <br>
481: <em>
482: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
483: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
484: now...
485: </em>
486: </td><td valign=top>
487: Goodbye CDs <br>
488: I'm done with you today<br>
489: Goodbye<br>
490: Goodbye<br>
491: Goodbye<br>
492: No more pre-production<br>
493: And no more long delays<br>
494: So I have peace<br>
495: Of mind<br>
496: Goodbye.<br>
497: <br>
498: </td><td valign=top align=right>
499: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
500: </td></tr></table>
501: <em>
502: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
503: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 504: </em>
505: <br>
506:
507: <hr>
508: <a name=60g></a>
509: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
510: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
511: <tr>
512: <td valign="top" width="30%">
513: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
514: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
515: <br>
1.199 deraadt 516: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
517: <br>
1.194 deraadt 518: <em>
1.195 tj 519: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 520: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
521: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
522: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
523: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
524: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
525: </em>
526: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
527: </td><td valign=top>
528: So,<br>
529: So you think you can sell<br>
530: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
531: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
532: Would you sell the green fields<br>
533: to buy your own cage?<br>
534: Be stable for a wage?<br>
535: So you think you can sell<br>
536: <br>
537: Did you decide to trade<br>
538: Your leaders for stock?<br>
539: Complex code in the tree<br>
540: For simple code that was free?<br>
541: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
542: Did you walk out<br>
543: On a lead role in the war<br>
544: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
545: <br>
546: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
547: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
548: it's all so impure<br>
549: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
550: What do you prize?<br>
551: That same old lure<br>
552: Wish you were secure<br>
553: <br>
554: </td><td valign=top align=right>
555: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
556: </td></tr></table>
557: <em>
558: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
559: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 560: </em>
561: <br>
562:
563: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 564: <a name=59></a>
565: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 566: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 567: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
568: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 569: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 570: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
571: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
572: <br>
1.165 deraadt 573: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
574: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
575: <br>
1.182 deraadt 576: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 577: </td><td valign=top>
578: No lyrics.<br>
579: </td><td valign=top align=right>
580: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
581: </td></tr></table>
582: <em>
583: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
584: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
585: </em>
586: <br>
587:
588: <hr>
589: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 590: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 591: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
592: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 593: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 594: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
595: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
596: <br>
1.165 deraadt 597: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
598: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
599: <br>
600: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
601: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 602: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 603: </td><td valign=top>
604: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
605: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
606: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
607: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
608: <p>
609: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
610: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
611: <p>
612: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
613: Über tragic<br>
614: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
615: <p>
616: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
617: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
618: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
619: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
620: <p>
621: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
622: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
623: <p>
624: Chorus
625: <p>
626: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
627: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
628: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
629: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
630: <p>
631: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
632: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
633: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
634: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
635: <p>
636: Chorus<br>
637: </td><td valign=top align=right>
638: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
639: </td></tr></table>
640: <p>
641: <em>
642: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
643: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
644: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
645: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
646: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
647: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
648: </em>
649: <br>
1.158 deraadt 650:
651: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 652: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 653: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 654: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 655: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
656: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 657: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 658: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
659: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
660: <br>
1.161 deraadt 661: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
662: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
663: <br>
664: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
665: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
666: <p>
667: <em>
1.182 deraadt 668: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.198 tb 669: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
1.164 tj 670: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 671: <br>
672: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
673: ~322,000 commits<br>
674: ~44 commits/day average<br>
675: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
676: </em>
1.182 deraadt 677: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 678: </td><td valign=top>
679: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
680: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
681: Made commits to many a file<br>
682: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
683: <br>
684: Take a moment to view<br>
685: The source of all this code<br>
686: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
687: <br>
688: We're the openssh repository<br>
689: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
690: The openntpd repository<br>
691: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
692: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
693: The libressl repo too<br>
694: <br>
695: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
696: Re-used far and wide<br>
697: The license is so liberal<br>
698: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
699: We'd love for you to code...<br>
700: <br>
701: I don't really want to have to go<br>
702: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
703: The coder will commit the code<br>
704: That he wants all of you to load<br>
705: <br>
706: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
707: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
708: <br>
709: B... S... D...<br>
710: </td><td valign=top align=right>
711: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
712: </td></tr></table>
713: <p>
714: <em>
715: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
716: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
717: </em>
718: <br>
719:
720: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 721: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 722: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 723: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
724: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 725: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 726: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
727: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
728: <br>
1.158 deraadt 729: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
730: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
731: <br>
1.182 deraadt 732: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 733: </td><td valign=top>
734: No lyrics.<br>
735: </td><td valign=top align=right>
736: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
737: </td></tr></table>
738: <em>
739: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
740: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
741: </em>
742: <br>
1.152 deraadt 743:
744: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 745: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 746: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 747: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
748: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 749: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 750: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
751: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
752: <br>
1.157 deraadt 753: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
754: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
755: <br>
756: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
757: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 758: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 759: </td><td valign=top>
760: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
761: <br>
762: With every release,<br>
763: Puffy becomes better,<br>
764: a little better all the time.<br>
765: <br>
766: With every release,<br>
767: Puffy becomes better,<br>
768: so much better all the time.<br>
769: <br>
770: Let's count in sys:<br>
771: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
772: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
773: <br>
774: With every release,<br>
775: Puffy becomes better,<br>
776: really better all the time.<br>
777: <br>
778: Let's count in log:<br>
779: 314544 commits from developers<br>
780: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
781: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
782: <br>
783: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
784: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
785: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
786: <br>
787: With every release,<br>
788: Puffy becomes better,<br>
789: so much better all the time.<br>
790: <br>
791: With every release,<br>
792: Puffy becomes better,<br>
793: so much better all the time.<br>
794: <br>
795: With every release,<br>
796: Puffy becomes better.<br>
797: <br>
798: With every release,<br>
799: Puffy becomes better,<br>
800: so much better all the time.<br>
801: </td><td valign=top align=right>
802: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
803: </td></tr></table>
804: <p>
805: <em>
806: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
807: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
808: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
809: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 810: </em>
811: <br>
812:
813: <hr>
814: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 815: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 816: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
817: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 818: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 819: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
820: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
821: <br>
1.159 deraadt 822: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
823: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
824: <br>
825: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
826: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
827: <br>
1.182 deraadt 828: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 829: </td><td valign=top>
830: I read the news today oh boy<br>
831: About a silly man who made a change<br>
832: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
833: Well I just had to laugh<br>
834: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
835: <br>
836: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
837: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
838: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
839: They'd seen such code before<br>
840: Everyone was really sure<br>
841: It was from 1984..<br>
842: <br>
843: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
844: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
845: And though the code was rather gross<br>
846: They held their nose and dove.<br>
847: Having read the code..<br>
848: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
849: <br>
850: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
851: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
852: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
853: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
854: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
855: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
856: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
857: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
858: <br>
859: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
860: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
861: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
862: <br>
863: I read the news today oh boy<br>
864: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
865: And though the holes were rather small<br>
866: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 867: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 868: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
869: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
870: </td><td valign=top align=right>
871: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
872: </td></tr></table>
873: <p>
874: <em>
875: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
876: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
877: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
878: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
879: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
880: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
881: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
882: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
883: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
884: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
885: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
886: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
887: <br>
888: <br>
889: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
890: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 891: </em>
892: <br>
893:
894: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 895: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 896: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 897: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
898: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 899: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 900: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
901: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
902: <br>
1.152 deraadt 903: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
904: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
905: <br>
906: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
907: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 908: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 909: </td><td valign=top>
910: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
911: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 912: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
913: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 914: <br>
1.154 deraadt 915: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
916: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 917: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 918: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 919: <br>
920: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 921: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 922: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 923: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 924: <br>
925: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 926: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 927: I'm a Source Fish<br>
928: I'm a Source Fish<br>
929: <br>
1.154 deraadt 930: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 931: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 932: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
933: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 934: <br>
1.154 deraadt 935: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 936: I'm a Source Fish<br>
937: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 938: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 939: <br>
1.154 deraadt 940: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
941: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 942: <br>
943: Instrumental<br>
944: <br>
1.154 deraadt 945: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
946: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
947: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
948: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
949: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
950: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
951: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
952: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 953: </td><td valign=top align=right>
954: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
955: </td></tr></table>
956: <p>
957: <em>
958: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
959: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
960: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
961: </em>
962: <br>
1.126 deraadt 963:
964: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 965: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 966: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 967: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
968: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 969: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 970: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
971: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
972: <br>
1.148 deraadt 973: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
974: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
975: <br>
976: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
977: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 978: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 979: </td><td valign=top>
980: No lyrics.<br>
981: </td><td valign=top align=right>
982: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
983: </td></tr></table>
984: <p>
985: <em>
986: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
987: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
988: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
989: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
990: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
991: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
992: LibreSSL was released.
993: <p>
994: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
995: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
996: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
997: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
998: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
999: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1000: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1001: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1002: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1003: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1004: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1005: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1006: than just posture?
1007: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1008: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1009: <p>
1010: <em>
1011: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1012: by Jonathan Lewis.
1013: </em>
1014: <br>
1015:
1016: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 1017: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 1018: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 1019: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1020: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1021: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1022: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1023: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1024: <br>
1.144 deraadt 1025: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1026: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1027: <br>
1028: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1029: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1030: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1031: </td><td valign=top>
1032: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1033: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1034: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1035: <br>
1036: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1037: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1038: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1039: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1040: <br>
1041: <br>
1042: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1043: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1044: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1045: <br>
1046: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1047: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1048: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1049: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1050: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1051: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1052: <br>
1053: <br>
1054: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1055: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1056: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1057: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1058: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1059: </td></tr></table>
1060: <em>
1061: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1062: back to 1901. This is known as the
1063: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1064: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1065: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1066: <p>
1.146 guenther 1067: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1068: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1069: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1070: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1071: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1072: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1073: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1074: <p>
1075: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1076: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1077: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1078: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1079: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1080: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1081: <p>
1082: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1083: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1084: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1085: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1086: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1087: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1088: <p>
1089: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1090: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1091: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1092: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1093: <p>
1094: <em>
1095: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1096: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1097: </em>
1098: <br>
1099:
1100: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1101: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1102: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1103: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1104: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1105: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1106: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1107: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1108: <br>
1.137 deraadt 1109: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1110: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1111: <br>
1112: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1113: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1114: <br>
1115: <br>
1116: <em>
1117: do { to loop<br>
1118: at least one time<br>
1119: <br>
1120: regexp,<br>
1121: to match a chunk of text<br>
1122: <br>
1123: main, the name,<br>
1124: by which I'm called<br>
1125: <br>
1126: for,<br>
1127: another kind of loop<br>
1128: <br>
1129: sem,<br>
1130: a way to block a thread<br>
1131: <br>
1132: log<br>
1133: a func to follow sem<br>
1134: <br>
1135: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1136: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1137: <br>
1138: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1139: <br>
1140: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1141: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1142: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1143: <br>
1144: <br>
1145: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1146: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1147: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1148: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1149: <br>
1150: <br>
1151: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1152: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1153: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1154: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1155: <br>
1156: <br>
1157: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1158: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1159: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1160: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1161: <br>
1162: <br>
1163: (chorus)<br>
1164: <br>
1165: <br>
1166: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1167: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1168: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1169: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1170: <br>
1171: <br>
1172: (repeat)<br>
1173: <br>
1174: <br>
1175: (chorus)<br>
1176: <br>
1177: <br>
1178: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1179: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1180: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1181: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1182: <br>
1183: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1184: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1185: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1186: </td></tr></table>
1187: <p>
1188: <em>
1189: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1190: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1191: <br>
1192: <br>
1193: </em>
1194:
1195: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1196: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1197: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1198: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1199: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1200: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1201: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1202: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1203: <br>
1.134 deraadt 1204: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1205: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1206: <br>
1207: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1208: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1209: <br>
1210: <br>
1211: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1212: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1213: <br>
1214: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1215: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1216: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1217: <br>
1218: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1219: <br>
1220: [laughs]<br>
1221: <br>
1222: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1223: <br>
1224: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1225: <br>
1226: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1227: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1228: <br>
1229: Time to dump core.<br>
1230: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1231: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1232: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1233: </td></tr></table>
1234: <p>
1235: <em>
1236: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1237: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1238: <br>
1239: <br>
1240: </em>
1241:
1242: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1243: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1244: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1245: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1246: <tr>
1247: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1248: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1249: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1250: <br>
1.131 deraadt 1251: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1252: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1253: <br>
1254: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1255: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1256: <br>
1257: <br>
1258: <em>
1.132 beck 1259: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1260: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1261: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1262: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1263: under particular Linux distributions.
1264: <p>
1265: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1266: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1267: <p>
1268: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1269: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1270: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1271: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1272: <p>
1273: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1274: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1275: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1276: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1277: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1278: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1279: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1280: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1281: <br>
1282: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1283: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1284: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1285: <br>
1.132 beck 1286: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1287: We are in every way Posix<br>
1288: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1289: We won't need any other.<br>
1290: <br>
1291: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1292: It's better than the last you know<br>
1293: Another million bits that changed<br>
1294: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1295: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1296: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1297: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1298: <br>
1299: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1300: Others can work around this hell<br>
1301: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1302: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1303: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1304: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1305: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1306: We are Posix<br>
1307: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1308: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1309: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1310: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1311: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1312: </td></tr></table>
1313: <p>
1314: <em>
1315: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1316: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1317: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1318: Studios.
1319: <br>
1320: <br>
1321: </em>
1322:
1323: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1324: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1325: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1326: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1327: <tr>
1328: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1329: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1330: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1331: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1332: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1333: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1334: <br>
1335: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1336: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1337: <br>
1338: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1339: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1340: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1341: <br>
1342: If you've got a bug<br>
1343: That you just can't shove<br>
1344: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1345: Bugbusters!<br>
1346: <br>
1347: Buffer overflow?<br>
1348: Don't know where to go<br>
1349: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1350: Bugbusters!<br>
1351: <br>
1352: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1353: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1354: <br>
1355: And you're off by one<br>
1356: And it ain't no fun<br>
1357: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1358: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1359: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1360: If your system's down<br>
1361: And it makes you frown<br>
1362: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1363: Bugbusters!<br>
1364: <br>
1365: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1366: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1367: <br>
1368: If you need a trace<br>
1369: Gonna win that race<br>
1370: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1371: Bugbusters!<br>
1372: <br>
1373: If you got a crash<br>
1374: And you got no cash<br>
1375: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1376: Bugbusters!<br>
1377: <br>
1378: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1379: <br>
1380: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1381: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1382: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1383: </td></tr></table>
1384: <p>
1385: <em>
1386: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1387: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1388: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1389: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1390: <br>
1391: <br>
1392: </em>
1393:
1394: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1395: <a name=51b></a>
1396: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1397: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1398: <tr>
1399: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1400: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1401: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1402: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1403: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1404: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1405: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1406: <br>
1407: <br>
1408: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1409: <br>
1410: <br>
1411: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1412: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1413: <p>
1414: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1415: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1416: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1417: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1418: <p>
1419: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1420: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1421: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1422: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1423: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1424: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1425: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1426: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1427: <p>
1428: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1429: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1430: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1431: two bonus tracks).
1432: <p>
1433: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1434: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1435: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1436: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1437: Shut up and hack!<br>
1438: In the hack room<br>
1439: In the back room<br>
1440: Wires everywhere<br>
1441: <br>
1442: At the tables<br>
1443: Fingers able<br>
1444: Take another dare!<br>
1445: <br>
1446: Close up your holes<br>
1447: Pick up the slack!<br>
1448: Get your head down!<br>
1449: Shut up and hack!<br>
1450: Close up your holes<br>
1451: Pick up the slack!<br>
1452: Get your head down!<br>
1453: Shut up and hack!<br>
1454: <br>
1455: Coding faster<br>
1456: You're the master<br>
1457: of security<br>
1458: <br>
1459: In your t-shirts<br>
1460: Hack till it hurts<br>
1461: This is how to be free<br>
1462: <br>
1463: CHORUS<br>
1464: <br>
1465: Hit the pub now<br>
1466: We're a club now<br>
1467: Trading genius for free<br>
1468: <br>
1469: Have a laugh and<br>
1470: Be a rock band<br>
1471: This is how it should be!<br>
1472: <br>
1473: CHORUS<br>
1474: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1475: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1476: <br>
1477: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1478: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1479:
1480: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1481: <a name=51c></a>
1482: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 1483: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1484: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1485: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1486: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1487: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1488: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1489: <br>
1490: <em>
1491: <p>
1492: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1493: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1494: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1495:
1496: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1497: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1498: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1499: </em>
1500: <br>
1501: <p>
1502:
1503: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1504: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1505: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1506: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1507: <tr>
1508: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1509: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1510: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1511: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1512: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1513: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1514: <br>
1515: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1516: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1517: <br>
1518: <br>
1519: <em>
1520: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1521: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1522: for us for many releases.<br>
1523: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1524: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1525: <br>
1526: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1527: a parody magazine!<br>
1528: <br>
1529: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1530: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1531: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1532: <br>
1533: What? Me Worry?<br>
1534: Not with this stuff<br>
1535: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1536: Nobody get tough<br>
1537: <br>
1538: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1539: Having fun in the woods<br>
1540: Carving out toys<br>
1541: and makin' em good<br>
1542: <br>
1543: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1544: I got so many tricks<br>
1545: I got undercover agents<br>
1546: Even out in the sticks<br>
1547: <br>
1548: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1549: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1550: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1551: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1552: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1553: Little black flies<br>
1554: on a pile of GNU<br>
1555: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1556: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1557: <br>
1.125 sthen 1558: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1559: That's my thang<br>
1560: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1561: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1562: <br>
1563: It's a mad mad world<br>
1564: and number 5 is alive<br>
1565: I gotta black submarine<br>
1566: and I'm built to survive<br>
1567: <br>
1568: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1569: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1570: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1571: And blocked out the sun<br>
1572: <br>
1573: Keep the source open<br>
1574: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1575: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1576: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1577: <br>
1578: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1579: In my treehouse club<br>
1580: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1581: Its secure ya bub<br>
1582: <br>
1583: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1584: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1585: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1586: some Open source stank<br>
1587: <br>
1588: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1589: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1590: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1591: And blocked out the sun<br>
1592: <br>
1593: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1594: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1595: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1596: </td></tr></table>
1597: <p>
1598: <em>
1599: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1600: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1601: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1602: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1603: <br>
1604: <br>
1605: </em>
1606:
1607: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1608: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1609: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1610: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1611: <tr>
1612: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1613: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1614: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1615: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1616: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1617: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1618: <br>
1619: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1620: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1621: <br>
1622: <br>
1623: <em>
1624: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1625: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1626: <br>
1627: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1628: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1629: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1630: <br>
1631: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1632: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1633: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1634: <br>
1635: BSD 4.2 was
1636: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1637: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1638: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1639: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1640: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1641: <br>
1642: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1643: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1644: <br>
1645: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1646: <br>
1647: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1648: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1649: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1650: <br>
1651: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1652: before you can call him a man?<br>
1653: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1654: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1655: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1656: before they are forever banned?<br>
1657: <br>
1658: The answer my friend<br>
1659: BSD 4.2<br>
1660: The answer<br>
1661: BSD 4.2<br>
1662: <br>
1663: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1664: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1665: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1666: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1667: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1668: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1669: <br>
1670: The answer my friend<br>
1671: BSD 4.2<br>
1672: The answer<br>
1673: BSD 4.2<br>
1674: <br>
1675: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1676: to share what is already ours?<br>
1677: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1678: To end up not getting far?<br>
1679: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1680: before we can hear every star?<br>
1681: <br>
1682: The answer my friend<br>
1683: BSD 4.2<br>
1684: The answer<br>
1685: BSD 4.2<br>
1686: <br>
1687: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1688: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1689: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1690: our future is made in the shade<br>
1691: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1692: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1693: <br>
1694: The answer my friend<br>
1695: BSD 4.2<br>
1696: The answer<br>
1697: BSD 4.2<br>
1698: <br>
1699: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1700: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1701: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1702: </td></tr></table>
1703: <p>
1704: <em>
1705: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1706: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1707: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1708: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1709: <br>
1710: <br>
1711: </em>
1712:
1713: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1714: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1715: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1716: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1717: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1718: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1719: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1720: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1721: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1722: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1723: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1724: this song.<br>
1725: <br>
1726: [Instrumental]<br>
1727: <br>
1728: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1729: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1730: <br>
1731: <br>
1732: <em>
1733: [Sorry, no commentary]
1734: <br>
1735: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1736: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1737: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1738: <br>
1739: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1740: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1741: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1742: </td></tr></table>
1743: <p>
1744: <em>
1745: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1746: <br>
1747: <br>
1748: </em>
1749:
1750: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1751: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1752: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1753: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1754: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1755: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1756: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1757: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1758: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1759: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1760: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1761: <br>
1762: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1763: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1764: <br>
1765: <br>
1766: <em>
1767: [Sorry, no commentary]
1768: <br>
1769: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1770: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1771: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1772: <br>
1773: Back when I was twenty<br>
1774: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1775: All that I believed in<br>
1776: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1777: <br>
1778: All I ever wanted<br>
1779: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1780: And all the criticizing<br>
1781: Was something I'd endure<br>
1782: <br>
1783: The changes that I've been through<br>
1784: And the trials along the way<br>
1785: The battle isn't over<br>
1786: And I'm living day by day<br>
1787: <br>
1788: But I'm still here<br>
1789: <br>
1790: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1791: But I'm just being me<br>
1792: With my filter I can hide<br>
1793: My true identity<br>
1794: <br>
1795: One day when I was flying<br>
1796: Across the open skies<br>
1797: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1798: Had been weakened over time<br>
1799: <br>
1800: The server room was burning up<br>
1801: And melting the array<br>
1802: A little breath of cold air<br>
1803: Was enough to save the day<br>
1804: <br>
1805: CHORUS:<br>
1806: But I'm still here<br>
1807: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1808: I'm still free<br>
1809: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1810: I'm still me<br>
1811: <br>
1812: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1813: <br>
1814: Now that I am older<br>
1815: And I've been around so long<br>
1816: The world is ever changing<br>
1817: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1818: <br>
1819: CHORUS:<br>
1820: <br>
1821: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1822: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1823: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1824: </td></tr></table>
1825: <p>
1826: <em>
1827: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1828: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1829: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1830: <br>
1831: <br>
1832: </em>
1833:
1834: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1835: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1836: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1837: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1838: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1839: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1840: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1841: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1842: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1843: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1844: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1845: <br>
1846: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1847: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1848: <br>
1849: <br>
1850: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1851: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1852: <br>
1853: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1854: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1855: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1856: <br>
1857: Welcome to the future<br>
1858: One very rich man<br>
1859: runs the Earth with<br>
1860: one multinational<br>
1861: owns your stuff<br>
1862: and owns your birth<br>
1863: <br>
1864: Everyone is armless<br>
1865: Personal robots<br>
1866: Do it all for you<br>
1867: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1868: One channel TV<br>
1869: never gonna bore you<br>
1870: <br>
1871: CHORUS<br>
1872: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1873: or a way to die<br>
1874: while alive and a loser<br>
1875: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1876: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1877: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1878: <br>
1879: Everyone is happy<br>
1880: No more government<br>
1881: No more media<br>
1882: Only the Company<br>
1883: Entertains you<br>
1884: while it feeds you<br>
1885: <br>
1886: Soylent Green pap<br>
1887: Eating your friends while<br>
1888: shopping, buying<br>
1889: Stupid applications<br>
1890: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1891: <br>
1892: CHORUS<br>
1893: <br>
1894: Take me back<br>
1895: Take me back<br>
1896: Please<br>
1897: Take me back<br>
1898: <br>
1899: Way back in my time<br>
1900: Open source kept<br>
1901: everyone choosing<br>
1902: People knew the insides<br>
1903: Of devices they were using<br>
1904: <br>
1905: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1906: Now it's locked and<br>
1907: dumbed down so much<br>
1908: One button coma<br>
1909: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1910: <br>
1911: CHORUS<br>
1912: <br>
1913: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1914: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1915: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1916: </td></tr></table>
1917: <p>
1918: <em>
1919: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1920: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
1921: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 1922: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 1923: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1924: <br>
1925: <br>
1926: </em>
1927:
1928: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 1929: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 1930: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 1931: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1932: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1933: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1934: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
1935: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
1936: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1937: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 1938: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1939: <br>
1940: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1941: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 1942: <br>
1943: <br>
1944: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1945: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 1946: <br>
1947: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1948: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1949: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 1950: <br>
1951: I love to hate my PC<br>
1952: But now it's not so easy<br>
1953: Just wanna get this job done<br>
1954: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1955: <br>
1956: You wanna know the truth?<br>
1957: Intel's controlling you<br>
1958: And Microsoft is too<br>
1959: But this is nothing new<br>
1960: <br>
1961: With A.C.P.I.<br>
1962: This endless mess so corporate<br>
1963: Tangles and angles<br>
1964: In what could be straight forward<br>
1965: <br>
1966: Lost connections<br>
1967: Lost my mind<br>
1968: It's such a waste of time<br>
1969: <br>
1970: CHORUS<br>
1971: <br>
1972: Now on the motherboard<br>
1973: Where all my life is stored<br>
1974: Playing with garbage there<br>
1975: With rules so unfair<br>
1976: <br>
1977: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 1978: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 1979: Forcing us all to play<br>
1980: Our progress interrupted<br>
1981: <br>
1982: Lost connections<br>
1983: Lost my mind<br>
1984: It's such a waste of time<br>
1985: <br>
1986: CHORUS<br>
1987: <br>
1988: Yes I'm a user<br>
1989: And I'm not the only one<br>
1990: I'm not a loser<br>
1991: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1992: <br>
1993: And we will find it<br>
1994: The pin in all this heartache<br>
1995: Map our devices<br>
1996: And we know what it'll take<br>
1997: <br>
1998: Lost connections<br>
1999: Lost my mind<br>
2000: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
2001: <br>
2002: (bridge)<br>
2003: On and on<br>
2004: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2005: All and all<br>
2006: We are one<br>
2007: Clean the dream<br>
2008: Gone wrong<br>
2009: We are Tron<br>
2010: On and on and on<br>
2011: <br>
2012: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
2013: <br>
2014: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
2015: <br>
2016: CHORUS<br>
2017: dumb dumb dumb<br>
2018: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2019: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 2020: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
2021: </td></tr></table>
2022: <p>
2023: <em>
2024: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2025: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2026: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2027: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2028: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2029: <br>
2030: <br>
2031: </em>
2032:
2033: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2034: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2035: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2036: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2037: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2038: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2039: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2040: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
2041: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2042: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2043: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2044: <br>
2045: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2046: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2047: <br>
2048: <br>
2049: <em>
2050: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2051: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2052: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2053: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2054: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2055: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2056: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2057: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2058: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2059: probably not been read by enough people.
2060: <br>
2061: <br>
2062: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2063: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2064: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2065: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2066: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2067: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2068: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2069: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2070: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2071: <br>
2072: <br>
2073: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2074: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2075: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2076: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2077: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2078: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2079: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2080: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2081: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2082: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2083: <br>
2084: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2085: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2086: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2087: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2088: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2089: <br>
2090: <br>
2091: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2092: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2093: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2094: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2095: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2096: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2097: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2098: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2099: <br>
2100: <br>
2101: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2102: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2103: <br>
2104: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2105: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2106: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2107: <br>
2108: <center>
2109: <br>
2110: Source Wars<br>
2111: Episode IV<br>
2112: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2113: </center>
2114: <br>
2115: Not so very long ago<br>
2116: and not so far away<br>
2117: AT&T made system code<br>
2118: and gave some bits away<br>
2119: <br>
2120: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2121: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2122: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2123: for everyone on Earth<br>
2124: <br>
2125: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2126: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2127: And good old greed was back again<br>
2128: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2129: <br>
2130: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2131: sued BSDi from above<br>
2132: The code is free but<br>
2133: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2134: <br>
2135: The University came calling<br>
2136: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2137: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2138: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2139: <br>
2140: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2141: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2142: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2143: of BSD code all around<br>
2144: <br>
2145: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2146: of credit front to back<br>
2147: This broke the license USL<br>
2148: was using to attack<br>
2149: <br>
2150: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2151: and "settled" out of court<br>
2152: And UCB was big enough<br>
2153: to take it like a sport<br>
2154: <br>
2155: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2156: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2157: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2158: every book with proper dues<br>
2159: <br>
2160: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2161: apologetically<br>
2162: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2163: the same monopoly<br>
2164: <br>
2165: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2166: down if everybody saw<br>
2167: How greed became so big<br>
2168: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2169: <br>
2170: But only one community<br>
2171: the one that makes it tick<br>
2172: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2173: exposing hypocrites<br>
2174: <br>
2175: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2176: to tell the story right<br>
2177: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2178: and kept in shining light<br>
2179: <br>
2180: And may the source be with you<br>
2181: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2182: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2183: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2184: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2185: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2186: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2187: </td></tr></table>
2188: <p>
2189: <em>
2190: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2191: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2192: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2193: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2194: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2195: <br>
2196: <br>
2197: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2198:
2199: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2200: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2201: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2202: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2203: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2204: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2205: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2206: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
2207: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2208: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2209: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2210: <br>
2211: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2212: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2213: <br>
2214: <br>
2215: <em>
2216: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2217: who is a lot like
2218: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2219: <br>
2220: <br>
2221: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2222: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2223: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2224: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2225: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2226: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2227: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2228: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2229: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2230: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2231: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2232: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2233: <br>
2234: <br>
2235: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2236: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2237: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2238: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2239: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2240: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2241: <br>
2242: <br>
2243: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2244: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2245: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2246: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2247: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2248: influence which he could use so falsely.
2249: <br>
2250: <br>
2251: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2252: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2253: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2254: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2255: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2256: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2257: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2258: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2259: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2260: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2261: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2262: <br>
2263: <br>
2264: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2265: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2266: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2267: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2268: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2269: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2270: <br>
2271: <br>
2272: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2273: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2274: follow their own stupid rules.
2275: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2276: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2277: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2278: <br>
2279: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2280: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2281: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2282: Tempting harpies<br>
2283: 13 years of treachery<br>
2284: <br>
2285: <br>
2286: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2287: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2288: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2289: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2290: <br>
2291: <br>
2292: But something's wrong with them<br>
2293: They will not take our free wares<br>
2294: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2295: Why are you so scared?<br>
2296: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2297: <br>
2298: <br>
2299: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2300: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2301: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2302: There are many new laws"<br>
2303: <br>
2304: <br>
1.98 okan 2305: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2306: "Puffy!<br>
2307: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2308: <br>
2309: <br>
2310: "First rule one dictates<br>
2311: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2312: <br>
2313: <br>
2314: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2315: <br>
2316: <br>
2317: "And rule two dictates<br>
2318: You must give it to me<br>
2319: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2320: <br>
2321: <br>
2322: "The list goes on of course<br>
2323: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2324: <br>
2325: <br>
2326: "This is madness!<br>
2327: He has lost his mind!<br>
2328: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2329: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2330: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2331: <br>
2332: <br>
2333: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2334: <br>
2335: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2336: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2337: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2338: </td></tr></table>
2339: <p>
2340: <em>
2341: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2342: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2343: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2344: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2345: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2346: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2347: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2348: <br>
2349: <br>
2350: </em>
2351:
2352: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2353: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2354: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2355: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2356: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2357: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2358: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2359: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
2360: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2361: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2362: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2363: <br>
2364: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2365: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2366: <br>
2367: <br>
2368: <em>
2369: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2370: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2371: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2372: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2373: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2374: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2375: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2376: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2377: away from the ideals very quickly.
2378: <p>
1.93 jmc 2379: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2380: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2381: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2382: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2383: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2384: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2385: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2386: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2387: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2388: <p>
2389: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2390: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2391: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2392: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2393: led to other issues.
2394: <p>
2395: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2396: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2397: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2398: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2399: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2400: <p>
2401: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2402: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2403: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2404: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2405: projects.
2406: <p>
2407: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2408: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2409: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2410: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2411: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2412: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2413: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2414: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2415: not for their agenda.
2416: <p>
2417: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2418: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2419: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2420: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2421: <p>
2422: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2423: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2424: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2425: <br>
2426: The starting line is nervous<br>
2427: we burst upon the course<br>
2428: Electric is our passion<br>
2429: An open hearted force<br>
2430: <br>
2431: The water's full of dangers<br>
2432: That interrupt the flow<br>
2433: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2434: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2435: <br>
2436: *Give and get back some<br>
2437: Sharing it all<br>
2438: Path we know best<br>
2439: we're having a ball<br>
2440: Opulent mission<br>
2441: Lost in our passion<br>
2442: You can still choose<br>
2443: If you don't swim to win<br>
2444: you'll never lose*<br>
2445: <br>
2446: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2447: <br>
2448: The window is a wall by now<br>
2449: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2450: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2451: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2452: <br>
2453: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2454: Flies too close to itself<br>
2455: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2456: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2457: <br>
2458: *CHORUS*<br>
2459: <br>
2460: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2461: <br>
2462: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2463: but this is not a race<br>
2464: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2465: for first or second place<br>
2466: <br>
2467: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2468: Were traded for real goals<br>
2469: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2470: For those with corporate souls<br>
2471: <br>
2472: *Give and get back some<br>
2473: Sharing it all<br>
2474: Path we know best<br>
2475: we're having a ball<br>
2476: Give and get zeros<br>
2477: Give and get ones<br>
2478: Given to you but<br>
2479: Not you to us<br>
2480: Opulent mission<br>
2481: Lost in our passion<br>
2482: You can still choose<br>
2483: If you don't swim to win<br>
2484: you'll never lose<br>
2485: You'll never lose*<br>
2486: <br>
2487: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2488: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2489: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2490: </td></tr></table>
2491: <p>
2492: <em>
2493: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2494: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2495: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2496: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2497: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2498: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2499: <br>
2500: <br>
2501: </em>
2502:
2503: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2504: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2505: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2506: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2507: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2508: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2509: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2510: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
2511: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2512: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2513: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2514: <br>
2515: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2516: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2517: <br>
2518: <br>
2519: <em>
2520: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2521: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2522: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2523: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2524: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2525: device support.
2526: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2527: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2528: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2529: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2530: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2531: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2532: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2533: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2534: weird, or even buggy.
2535: <p>
2536: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2537: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2538: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2539: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2540: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2541: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2542: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2543: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2544: OpenBSD, either).
2545: <p>
2546: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2547: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2548: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2549: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2550: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2551: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2552: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2553: <p>
1.82 jsg 2554: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2555: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2556: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2557: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2558: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2559: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2560: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2561: would be fantastic by now.
2562: <p>
2563: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2564: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2565: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2566: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2567: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2568: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2569: <br>
2570: Here's an old story ...<br>
2571: <br>
2572: <br>
2573: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2574: We all know the details<br>
2575: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2576: some serious loot,<br>
2577: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2578: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2579: The little guy who<br>
2580: did the best with what he had<br>
2581: <br>
2582: <br>
2583: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2584: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2585: in moderation<br>
2586: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2587: <br>
2588: <br>
2589: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2590: never give him the password<br>
2591: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2592: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2593: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2594: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2595: So do the best with what you have<br>
2596: <br>
2597: <br>
2598: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2599: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2600: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2601: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2602: <br>
2603: <br>
2604: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2605: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2606: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2607: then made him better off dead<br>
2608: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2609: <br>
2610: <br>
2611: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2612: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2613: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2614: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2615: for each consecutive cut<br>
2616: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2617: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2618: <br>
2619: <br>
2620: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2621: it's where you dig the well<br>
2622: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2623: the little guy does right<br>
2624: <br>
2625: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2626: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2627: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2628: </td></tr></table>
2629: <p>
2630: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2631: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2632: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2633: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2634: <br>
2635: <br>
2636: </em>
2637:
2638: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2639: <a name=40b></a>
2640: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2641: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2642: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2643: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2644: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2645: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2646: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2647: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2648: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2649: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2650: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2651: <br>
2652: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2653: <br>
2654: <br>
2655: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2656: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2657: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2658: <p>
2659: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2660: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2661: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2662: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2663: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2664: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2665: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2666: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2667: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2668: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2669: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2670: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2671: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2672: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2673: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2674: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2675: Be Open<br>
2676: Be Vocal<br>
2677: Stay Open<br>
2678: Stay Vocal<br>
2679: <br>
2680: (repeat)<br>
2681: <br>
2682: OpenBSD<br>
2683: <br>
2684: Twice a year,<br>
2685: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2686: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2687: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2688: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2689: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2690: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2691: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2692: and a license application<br>
2693: is a fishybomination<br>
2694: and a random allocation<br>
2695: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2696: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2697: OK stop.<br>
2698: I get it.<br>
2699: Some asshole lied.<br>
2700: <br>
2701: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2702: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2703: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2704: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2705: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2706: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2707: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2708: OK stop.<br>
2709: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2710: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2711: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2712: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2713: I get it.<br>
2714: Where's my pencils?<br>
2715: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2716: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2717: Be Open<br>
2718: Be Vocal<br>
2719: Stay Open<br>
2720: Stay Vocal<br>
2721: <br>
2722: (repeat)<br>
2723: <br>
2724: Then he has another beer and<br>
2725: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2726: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2727: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2728: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2729: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2730: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2731: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2732: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2733: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2734: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2735: every time, every song!<br>
2736: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2737: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2738: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2739: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2740: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2741: <br>
2742: (beat boxin')<br>
2743: <br>
2744: <br>
2745: </td></tr></table>
2746: <p>
2747: <em>
2748: <br>
2749: </em>
2750:
2751: <hr>
2752: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2753: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2754: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2755: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2756: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2757: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2758: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
2759: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2760: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2761: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2762: <br>
2763: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2764: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2765: <br>
2766: <br>
2767: <em>
2768: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2769: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2770: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2771: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2772: <br>
2773: <br>
2774: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2775: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2776: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2777: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2778: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2779: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2780: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2781: <br>
2782: <br>
2783: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2784: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2785: <br>
2786: <br>
2787: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2788: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2789: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2790: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2791: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2792: <br>
2793: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2794: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2795: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2796: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2797: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2798: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2799: <br>
2800: <br>
2801: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2802: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2803: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2804: other developers.
2805: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2806: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2807: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2808: <br>
2809: <br>
2810: <br>
2811: Humppa negala<br>
2812: Humppa negala<br>
2813: Humppa negala<br>
2814: Venismechah<br>
2815: <br>
2816: Humppa negala<br>
2817: Humppa negala<br>
2818: Humppa negala<br>
2819: Venismechah<br>
2820: <br>
2821: Humppa neranenah<br>
2822: Humppa neranenah<br>
2823: Humppa neranenah<br>
2824: Venismechah<br>
2825: <br>
2826: Humppa neranenah<br>
2827: Humppa neranenah<br>
2828: Humppa neranenah<br>
2829: Venismechah<br>
2830: <br>
2831: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2832: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2833: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2834: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2835: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2836: uru achim!<br>
2837: uru achim!<br>
2838: OpenBSD!<br>
2839: <br>
2840: <br>
2841: (circus torture)<br>
2842: <br>
2843: <br>
2844: Humppa negala<br>
2845: Humppa negala<br>
2846: Humppa negala<br>
2847: Venismechah<br>
2848: <br>
2849: Humppa negala<br>
2850: Humppa negala<br>
2851: Humppa negala<br>
2852: Venismechah<br>
2853: <br>
2854: Humppa neranenah<br>
2855: Humppa neranenah<br>
2856: Humppa neranenah<br>
2857: Venismechah<br>
2858: <br>
2859: Humppa neranenah<br>
2860: Humppa neranenah<br>
2861: Humppa neranenah<br>
2862: Venismechah<br>
2863: <br>
2864: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2865: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2866: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2867: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2868: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2869: uru achim!<br>
2870: uru achim!<br>
2871: OpenBSD!<br>
2872: <br>
2873: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2874: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2875: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2876: </td></tr></table>
2877: <p>
2878: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2879: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2880: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2881: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2882: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2883: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2884: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2885: <br>
2886: <br>
2887: </em>
2888:
2889: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2890: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2891: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2892: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2893: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2894: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2895: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2896: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2897: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2898: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2899: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2900: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2901: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2902: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2903: <br>
2904: <br>
2905: <em>
2906: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2907: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2908: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2909: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2910: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2911: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2912: <br>
2913: <br>
2914: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2915: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2916: <br>
2917: <br>
2918: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2919: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2920: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
2921: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
2922: <br>
2923: <br>
2924: <ul>
2925: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
2926: at any time.<br>
2927: <br>
2928: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
2929: <br>
2930: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
2931: <br>
2932: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
2933: <br>
2934: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
2935: <br>
2936: <li>
2937: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
2938: less portable.<br>
2939: <br>
2940: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
2941: </ul>
2942: <br>
2943: <br>
2944: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
2945: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
2946: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
2947: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
2948: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 2949: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 2950: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2951: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2952: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 2953: <br><br><br>
2954: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
2955: when we found him on the beach,<br>
2956: there was nothin' shady<br>
2957: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
2958: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
2959: and his first little word was adorable<br>
2960: <br>
2961: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2962: blah blah blah<br>
2963: Blah!<br>
2964: <br>
2965: <br>
2966: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
2967: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
2968: <br>
2969: <br>
2970: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
2971: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
2972: with a drop of goo<br>
2973: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
2974: But by the time he graduated<br>
2975: Blob was business slime!<br>
2976: <br>
2977: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2978: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2979: blah blah<br>
2980: <br>
2981: <br>
2982: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
2983: <br>
2984: <br>
2985: Now everybody had it<br>
2986: they was drivin' around<br>
2987: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
2988: for convenience now<br>
2989: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
2990: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
2991: <br>
2992: <br>
2993: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2994: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2995: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
2996: blah blah<br>
2997: <br>
2998: <br>
2999: It's linkin' time!<br>
3000: <br>
3001: <br>
3002: Now it was out of control<br>
3003: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3004: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3005: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3006: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
3007: <br>
3008: <br>
3009: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3010: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3011: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3012: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3013: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
3014: <br>
3015: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3016: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3017: And he battled the Blob<br>
3018: who had crossed the line<br>
3019: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
3020: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
3021: <br>
3022: <br>
3023: But it was too late!<br>
3024: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3025: He wants your video!<br>
3026: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3027: He wants your drive!<br>
3028: He wants it all!!<br>
3029: <br>
3030: <br>
3031: Somebody help us!<br>
3032: Noooooooo!<br>
3033: NVIDIA!<br>
3034: Intel!<br>
3035: Atheros!<br>
3036: 3-Ware!<br>
3037: VIA!<br>
3038: ATI!<br>
3039: Broadcom!<br>
3040: TI!<br>
3041: Myricom!<br>
3042: HighPoint!<br>
3043: Adaptec!<br>
3044: Mylex!<br>
3045: ICP Vortex!<br>
3046: and IBM!<br>
3047: Takin' over the world!<br>
3048: <br>
3049: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3050: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3051: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3052: </td></tr></table>
3053: <p>
3054: <em>
3055: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3056: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3057: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3058: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3059: Theo de Raadt.
3060: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3061: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3062: Drums by Jim Buick.
3063: <br>
3064: <br>
3065: </em>
3066:
3067: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3068: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3069: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3070: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3071: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3072: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.192 tb 3073: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3074: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3075: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3076: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3077: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3078: <br>
1.199 deraadt 3079: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
3080: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3081: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3082: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3083: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3084: <br>
3085: <br>
3086: <em>
3087: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3088: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3089: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3090: their devices.
3091: <p>
3092: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3093: for the
1.168 sthen 3094: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3095: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3096: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3097: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3098: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3099: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3100: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3101: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3102: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3103: <p>
3104: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3105: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3106: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3107: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3108: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3109: "quality" to show its head.
3110: <p>
3111: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3112: <br>
3113: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3114: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3115: <li>Repair
3116: </ul>
3117: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3118: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3119: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3120: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3121: <p>
3122: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3123: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3124: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3125: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3126: <p>
3127: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3128: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3129: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3130: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3131: <p>
3132: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3133: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3134: the AMI controllers.
3135: <p>
3136: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3137: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3138: basic RAID management:
3139: <ul>
3140: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3141: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3142: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3143: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3144: </ul>
3145: <p>
3146: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3147: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3148: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3149: <p>
3150: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3151: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3152: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3153: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3154: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3155: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3156: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3157: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.168 sthen 3158: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3159: controllers.
3160: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3161: would not get documentation, either.
3162: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3163: look saintly.
3164: <p>
3165: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3166: in OpenBSD, please buy
3167: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3168: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3169: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3170: will just work</a>.
3171: <p>
3172: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3173: <br>
3174: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3175: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3176: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3177: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3178: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3179: <br>
3180: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3181: <br>
3182: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3183: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3184: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3185: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3186: <br>
3187: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3188: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3189: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3190: <br>
3191: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3192: <br>
3193: <br>
3194: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3195: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3196: <br>
3197: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3198: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3199: <br>
3200: <br>
3201: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3202: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3203: <br>
3204: <br>
3205: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3206: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3207: <br>
3208: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3209: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3210: <br>
3211: <br>
3212: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3213: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3214: <br>
3215: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3216: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3217: <br>
3218: <br>
3219: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3220: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3221: there before him
3222: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3223: secure operating system,
3224: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3225: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3226: <br>
3227: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3228: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3229: <br>
3230: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3231: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3232: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3233: </td></tr></table>
3234: <p>
3235: <em>
3236: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3237: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3238: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3239: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3240: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3241: <br>
3242: <br>
3243: </em>
3244:
3245: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3246: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3247: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3248: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3249: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3250: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3251: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3252: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
3253: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3254: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3255: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3256: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3257: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3258: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3259: <br>
3260: <br>
3261: <em>
3262: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3263: good device support.<br>
3264: <br>
3265: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3266: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3267: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3268: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3269: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3270: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3271: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3272: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3273: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3274: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3275: <br>
3276: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3277: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3278: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3279: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3280: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3281: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3282: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3283: <br>
3284: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3285: <br>
3286: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3287: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3288: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3289: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3290: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3291: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3292: <br>
3293:
3294: Want to help us? Avoid
1.168 sthen 3295: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3296: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3297: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.168 sthen 3298: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3299: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3300: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.168 sthen 3301: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3302: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3303: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3304: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3305: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3306: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3307: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3308: <br>
3309: <br>
3310: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3311: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3312: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3313: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3314: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3315: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3316: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3317: development information for all, but are even going further and
3318: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3319: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3320: <br>
3321: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3322: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3323: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3324: <br>
3325: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3326: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3327: send out the alarm<br>
3328: and the shit storm flies<br>
3329: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3330: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3331: twisting up a ride<br>
3332: to the land of OS<br>
3333: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3334: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3335: The open slippers red are<br>
3336: Hers to take<br>
3337: <br>
1.53 otto 3338: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3339: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3340: <br>
3341: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3342: To get yourself back home<br>
3343: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3344: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3345: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3346: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3347: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3348: You'll never lose<br>
3349: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3350: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3351: lazy and insane<br>
3352: but they sang OK<br>
3353: <br>
1.53 otto 3354: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3355: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3356: <br>
3357: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3358: The city glows<br>
3359: It's positively green<br>
3360: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3361: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3362: <br>
3363: Go to the west<br>
3364: You must pass the test<br>
3365: For me<br>
3366: Bring me the ride<br>
3367: of the witch I despise<br>
3368: And you'll be free<br>
3369: <br>
3370: You don't need the broom<br>
3371: You don't need the shoes<br>
3372: You don't need the wiz<br>
3373: You will never lose<br>
3374: You have all you need<br>
3375: You always had heart<br>
3376: You always had courage<br>
3377: Did somebody fart?<br>
3378: You always had brains<br>
3379: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3380: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3381: But you've got some balls<br>
3382: So double click heels<br>
3383: and work with Taiwan<br>
3384: And speak to your doggie<br>
3385: You're already gone....<br>
3386: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3387: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3388: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3389: </td></tr></table>
3390: <p>
3391: <em>
3392: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3393: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3394: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3395: Semaka,
3396: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3397: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3398: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3399: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3400: <br>
3401: <br>
3402: </em>
3403:
3404: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3405: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3406: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3407: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3408: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3409: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3410: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3411: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
3412: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3413: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3414: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3415: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3416: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3417: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3418: <br>
3419: <br>
3420: <em>
3421: What is up with some free software providers?!
3422: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3423: <p>
3424: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3425: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3426: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3427: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3428: going to remember them in the end.
3429: <p>
3430: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3431: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3432: offerings in the last few years:
3433: <ul>
3434: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3435: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3436: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3437: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3438: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3439: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3440: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3441: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3442: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3443: <p>
3444: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3445: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3446: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3447: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3448: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3449: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3450: <p>
3451: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3452: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3453: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3454: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3455: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3456: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3457: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3458: </ul>
3459: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3460: others who will follow them:
3461: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3462: replace it.
3463: <br>
3464: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3465: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3466: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3467: <br>
3468: <br>
3469: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3470: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3471: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3472: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3473: <p>
3474: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3475: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3476: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3477: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3478: <p>
3479: <br>
3480: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3481: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3482: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3483: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3484: <p>
3485: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3486: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3487: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3488: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3489: <p>
3490: <br>
3491: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3492: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3493: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3494: So he fought the fight<br>
3495: and he set things right<br>
3496: With his OpenBSD<br>
3497: <p>
3498: <br>
3499: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3500: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3501: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3502: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3503: <p>
3504: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3505: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3506: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3507: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3508: <p>
3509: <br>
3510: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3511: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3512: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3513: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3514: <p>
3515: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3516: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3517: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3518: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3519: <p>
3520: <br>
3521: CHORUS<br>
3522: <p>
3523: <br>
3524: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3525: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3526: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3527: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3528: <p>
3529: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3530: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3531: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3532: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3533: <p>
3534: <br>
3535: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3536: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3537: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3538: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3539: <p>
3540: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3541: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3542: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3543: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3544: <p>
3545: <br>
3546: CHORUS<br>
3547: <br>
3548: <p>
3549: That's right!<br>
3550: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3551: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3552: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3553: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3554: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3555: </td></tr></table>
3556: <p>
3557: <em>
3558: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3559: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3560: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3561: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3562: <br>
3563: <br>
3564: </em>
3565:
3566: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3567: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3568: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3569: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3570: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3571: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3572: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3573: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
3574: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3575: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3576: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3577: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3578: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3579: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3580: <br>
3581: <br>
3582: <em>
3583: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3584: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3585: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3586: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3587: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3588: <p>
3589: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.168 sthen 3590: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3591: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3592: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3593: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3594: sessions. Our
1.168 sthen 3595: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3596: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3597: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3598: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3599: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3600: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3601: <p>
3602: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3603: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3604: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3605: Redundancy Protocol); on
3606: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
3607: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3608: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3609: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3610: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3611: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3612: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3613: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3614: There was much deliberation</a>
3615: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3616: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3617: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3618: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3619: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3620: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3621: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3622: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3623: eh?
3624: <p>
3625: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3626: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3627: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3628: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3629: claim patent rights.
3630: <p>
3631: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3632: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3633: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3634: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3635: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3636: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3637: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3638: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3639: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3640: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3641: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3642: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3643: <p>
3644: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3645: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3646: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3647: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3648: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3649: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3650: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3651: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3652: like all others, except against the community.
3653: <p>
3654: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3655: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3656: <p>
3657: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3658: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3659: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3660: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3661: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3662: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3663: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3664: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3665: it to use cryptography.
3666: <p>
3667: The combination of
1.168 sthen 3668: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3669: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3670: <a href="http://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3671: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3672: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3673: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3674: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3675: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3676: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3677: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3678: <p>
3679: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3680: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3681: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3682: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3683: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3684: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3685: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3686: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3687: <p>
3688: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3689: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3690: <br>
3691: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3692: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3693: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3694: <br>
3695: <br>
3696: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3697: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3698: <br>
3699: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3700: A what?
3701: <br>
3702: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3703: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3704: <br>
3705: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3706: Well, it's free isn't it?
3707: <br>
3708: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3709: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3710: <br>
3711: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3712: What?
3713: <br>
3714: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3715: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3716: <br>
3717: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3718: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3719: <br>
3720: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3721: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3722: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3723: <br>
3724: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3725: You must be a looney.
3726: <br>
3727: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3728: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3729: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3730: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3731: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3732: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3733: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3734: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3735: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3736: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3737: <br>
3738: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3739: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3740: <br>
3741: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3742: Yes.
3743: <br>
3744: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3745: For a free redundancy protocol?
3746: <br>
3747: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3748: Yes.
3749: <br>
3750: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3751: You are a looney.
3752: <br>
3753: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3754: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3755: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3756: VRRP.
3757: <br>
3758: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3759: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3760: <br>
3761: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3762: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3763: <br>
3764: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3765: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3766: <br>
3767: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3768: Yes there is!
3769: <br>
3770: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3771: Isn't!
3772: <br>
3773: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3774: Is!
3775: <br>
3776: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3777: Isn't!
3778: <br>
3779: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3780: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3781: <br>
3782: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3783: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3784: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3785: <br>
3786: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3787: The man didn't have the right form.
3788: <br>
3789: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3790: What man?
3791: <br>
3792: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3793: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3794: <br>
3795: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3796: The looney detector van, you mean.
3797: <br>
3798: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3799: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3800: <br>
3801: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3802: What redundancy detector van?
3803: <br>
3804: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3805: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3806: <br>
3807: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3808: Cizzz-coeee?
3809: <br>
3810: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3811: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3812: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3813: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3814: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3815: <br>
3816: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3817: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3818: <br>
3819: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3820: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3821: <br>
3822: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3823: What PIX?
3824: <br>
3825: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3826: The PIX I'm replacing!
3827: <br>
3828: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3829: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3830: license it?
3831: <br>
3832: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3833: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3834: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3835: <br>
3836: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3837: No they didn't!
3838: <br>
3839: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3840: Did!
3841: <br>
3842: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3843: Didn't!
3844: <br>
3845: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3846: Did, did, did and did!
3847: <br>
3848: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3849: Oh, all right.
3850: <br>
3851: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3852: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3853: license?
3854: <br>
3855: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3856: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3857: <br>
3858: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3859: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3860: <br>
3861: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3862: A license?
3863: <br>
3864: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3865: Yes.
3866: <br>
3867: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3868: For your firewall?
3869: <br>
3870: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3871: No.
3872: <br>
3873: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3874: No?
3875: <br>
3876: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3877: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3878: <br>
3879: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3880: You're off your chump.
3881: <br>
3882: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3883: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3884: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3885: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3886: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3887: <br>
3888: <br>
3889: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3890: <br>
3891: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3892: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3893: But standard it<br>
3894: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3895: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3896: the IETF<br>
3897: you see?<br>
3898: <br>
3899: But can VRRP<br>
3900: be said to be<br>
3901: or not to be<br>
3902: a standard, see,<br>
3903: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3904: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3905: <br>
3906: Singing...<br>
3907: <br>
3908: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3909: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3910: O P E N B S D<br>
3911: CARP is free<br>
3912: <br>
3913: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3914: let through IETF to mean<br>
3915: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3916: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3917: <br>
3918: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3919: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3920: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3921: <br>
3922: 1 1 2,<br>
3923: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
3924: CARP and PF are free.<br>
3925: <br>
3926: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
3927: bisected accidentally,<br>
3928: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
3929: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
3930: <br>
3931: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3932: Redundancy must be free.<br>
3933: <br>
3934: The End<br>
3935: <br>
3936: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
3937: <br>
3938: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
3939: <br>
3940: Geddy must be free.<br>
3941: <br>
3942: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3943: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3944: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 3945: </td></tr></table>
3946: <p>
3947: <em>
3948: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
3949: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 3950: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 3951: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 3952: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3953: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
3954: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
3955: <br>
3956: <br>
3957: </em>
3958:
3959: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 3960: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 3961: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 3962: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3963: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3964: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3965: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
3966: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
3967: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3968: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 3969: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3970: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3971: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
3972: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 3973: <br>
3974: <br>
3975: <em>
3976: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 3977: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 3978: forces of the draconian government!
3979: <p>
3980: <br>
3981: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
3982: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
3983: of recent happenings.
3984: <p>
3985: Two years ago we became involved with the University
3986: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
3987: security research and development .. on things that
3988: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
3989: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
3990: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
3991: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
3992: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
3993: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
3994: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 3995: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 3996: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
3997: <p>
3998: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
3999: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4000: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4001: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4002: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4003: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4004: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4005: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4006: theft of oil.
4007: <p>
4008: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4009: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4010: <p>
4011: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4012: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4013: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4014: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4015: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4016: the project."
4017: <p>
4018: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4019: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4020: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4021: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4022: <p>
4023: Since the termination came near natural contract
4024: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4025: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4026: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4027: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4028: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4029: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4030: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4031: <p>
4032: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4033: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4034: of Robin Hood.
4035: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4036: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4037: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4038: <br>
4039: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4040: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4041: He had found the crusades<br>
4042: were an endless charade<br>
4043: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4044: <br>
4045: <br>
4046: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4047: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4048: Clever chums they did find<br>
4049: other fish of their kind<br>
4050: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4051: <br>
4052: <br>
4053: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4054: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4055: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4056: for to share online<br>
4057: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4058: <br>
4059: <br>
4060: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4061: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4062: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4063: to the teaming schools<br>
4064: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4065: <br>
4066: <br>
4067: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4068: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4069: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4070: So raise up your glass and<br>
4071: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4072: Fish for never running<br>
4073: and making something good!<br>
4074: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4075: <br>
4076: <br>
4077: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4078: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4079: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4080: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4081: Think he's a hero?<br>
4082: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4083: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4084: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4085: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4086: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4087: or we take away your worms too<br>
4088: <br>
4089: <br>
4090: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4091: Put on your glasses<br>
4092: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4093: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4094: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4095: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4096: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4097: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4098: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4099: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4100: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4101: <br>
4102: <br>
4103: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4104: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4105: And took back all the booty<br>
4106: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4107: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4108: <br>
4109: <br>
4110: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4111: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4112: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4113: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4114: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4115: <br>
4116: <br>
4117: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4118: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4119: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4120: So raise up your glass and<br>
4121: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4122: Fish for never running<br>
4123: and making something good!<br>
4124: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4125: <br>
4126:
4127: <br>
4128: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4129: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4130: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4131: </td></tr></table>
4132: <p>
4133: <em>
4134: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4135: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4136: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4137: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4138: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4139: <br>
4140: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4141: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4142: <br>
4143: </em>
4144:
1.23 jose 4145: <br>
4146: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4147: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4148: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4149: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4150: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4151: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4152: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4153: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
4154: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4155: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4156: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4157: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4158: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4159: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4160: <br>
4161: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4162: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4163: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4164: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4165: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4166: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4167: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4168: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4169: III processors. We want documentation, because
4170: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4171: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4172: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4173: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4174: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4175: mode.<br>
4176: <br>
4177: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4178: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4179: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4180: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4181: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4182: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4183: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4184: Black was the protocol<br>
4185: <p>
4186: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4187: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4188: Then from the ocean came<br>
4189: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4190: <br>
4191: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4192: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4193: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4194: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4195: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4196: <p>
4197: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4198: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4199: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4200: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4201: <p>
4202: And there he found<br>
4203: His destiny<br>
4204: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4205: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4206: <p>
4207: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4208: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4209: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4210: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4211: <p>
4212: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4213: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4214: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4215: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4216: <p>
4217: Broke down the guard<br>
4218: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4219: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4220: All alone and only bones<br>
4221: <p>
4222: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4223: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4224: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4225: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4226: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4227: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4228: </td></tr></table>
4229: <p>
4230: <em>
4231: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4232: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4233: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4234: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4235: </em>
4236:
4237: <br>
4238: <hr>
1.9 millert 4239: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4240: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4241: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4242: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4243: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4244: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4245: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4246: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4247: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4248: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4249: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4250: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4251: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4252: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4253: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4254: Goldflipper<br>
4255: With golden skin<br>
4256: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4257: He's the machine<br>
4258: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4259: <p>
4260: And the fish<br>
4261: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4262: And the cat<br>
4263: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4264: <p>
4265: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4266: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4267: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4268: <p>
4269: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4270: <p>
1.9 millert 4271: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4272: catch the spikey one<br>
4273: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4274: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4275: <p>
1.9 millert 4276: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4277: and without a gun<br>
4278: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4279: <p>
1.9 millert 4280: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4281: such a sexy catch<br>
4282: Is she spying on him or<br>
4283: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4284: <p>
1.9 millert 4285: Oh double seven<br>
4286: Send me to Heaven<br>
4287: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4288: <p>
1.9 millert 4289: The women are fond<br>
4290: She knows what to do<br>
4291: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4292: <p>
1.9 millert 4293: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4294: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4295: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4296: <br>
4297: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4298: <p>
4299: <em>
1.9 millert 4300: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4301: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4302: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4303: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4304: </em>
4305:
4306: <br>
4307: <hr>
1.3 ian 4308: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4309: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4310: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4311: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4312: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4313: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4314: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4315: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4316: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4317: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4318: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4319: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4320: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4321: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4322: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4323: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4324: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4325: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4326: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4327: <p>
4328: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4329: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4330: <p>
4331: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4332: Über tragic<br>
4333: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4334: <p>
4335: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4336: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4337: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4338: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4339: <p>
4340: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4341: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4342: <p>
4343: Chorus
4344: <p>
4345: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4346: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4347: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4348: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4349: <p>
4350: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4351: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4352: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4353: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4354: <p>
4355: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4356: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4357: <p>
4358: <em>
1.3 ian 4359: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4360: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4361: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4362: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4363: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4364: </em>
4365:
1.8 millert 4366: <br>
4367: <hr>
1.9 millert 4368: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4369: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4370: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4371: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4372: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4373: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4374: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4375: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4376: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4377: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4378: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4379: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4380: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4381: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4382: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4383: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4384: <br>
4385: <br>
1.9 millert 4386: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4387: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4388: <p>
1.9 millert 4389: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4390: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4391: <p>
1.9 millert 4392: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4393: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4394: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4395: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4396: <p>
1.9 millert 4397: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4398: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4399: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4400: I'm secure by default<br>
4401: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4402: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4403: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4404: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4405: </td></tr></table>
4406: <p>
1.8 millert 4407: <em>
1.9 millert 4408: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4409: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4410: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4411: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4412: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4413: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4414:
1.1 deraadt 4415: </body>
4416: </html>
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