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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 26: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
31: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
32: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 33:
1.20 deraadt 34: <p>
1.182 deraadt 35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 36: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 37: <td valign="top">
1.199 deraadt 38: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 39: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
40: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 41:
1.183 deraadt 42: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 43: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
44:
1.193 deraadt 45: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
46: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
47: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 48: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
49:
50: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
51: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
52: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
53:
54: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
55: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
56: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
57: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
58: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
59: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
60: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
61: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
62: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
63: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
64:
65: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
66: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
67: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
68: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 69: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
70: <br>
71: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 72: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
73: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 74: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
75: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
76: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
77: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
78: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
79: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
80: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
81: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
82: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
83: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
84: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
85: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
86: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
87: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
88: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
89: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
90: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 91: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 92:
1.71 deraadt 93: <br>
1.182 deraadt 94: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 95: <br>
1.182 deraadt 96: <table><tr><td valign=top>
97: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"><br>
1.201 bentley 98: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0
1.182 deraadt 99: </td><td>
100: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"><br>
1.201 bentley 101: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1
1.182 deraadt 102: </td><td>
103: <img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"><br>
1.201 bentley 104: The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
1.182 deraadt 105: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 106: <br clear=all>
1.193 deraadt 107:
108: <hr>
1.199 deraadt 109: <a name=61></a>
1.200 tom 110: <h2><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 111: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
112: <tr>
113: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.203 deraadt 114: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
115: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.199 deraadt 116: <br>
117: <em>
1.202 deraadt 118: OpenBSD was only a few months old when
119: we realized that read-only repository access
120: for everyone was a critical concept.
121: <p>
122: Previously, open source projects would make
123: occasional releases accompanied by tarballs of
124: final source files and Changelogs files, but would
125: not expose the step-by-step changes of the
126: development process. Unwittingly all open source
127: projects were operating with a walled garden
128: approach.
129: <p>
130: Chuck Cranor and I worked on the anoncvs feature, and
131: Bob Beck soon became involved in moving the anoncvs
132: mirror off my overloaded ISDN network to the
133: University of Alberta, thereby increasing our capacity
134: to deliver. Nowadays there are many anoncvs mirrors.
135: <p>
136: The introduction of anoncvs meant people without commit
137: access could read the commit logs, as well as each
138: committed diff. They could reason about the past as
139: they proposed new changes.
140: <p>
141: Anoncvs had an immediate impact expanding our development
142: group. We were inundated with high quality diffs. These
143: outsider developers wrote excellent changes because they had
144: sufficient context to reason upon. Those who overwhelmed us
145: with good changes became developers with commit access. We
146: were forced to hand out commit accounts like candy.
147: <p>
148: Some people said we would never last. Their cynicism
149: could almost be thanked for the increase in openness
150: we embraced, and then our openness probably led others
151: to embrace it also.
152: <p>
1.199 deraadt 153: </em>
154: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
155: </td><td valign=top>
1.202 deraadt 156: I had a Type-4 keyboard,<br>
157: Bought with my Sun workstation,<br>
158: Hacked on it 'til my fingers bled.<br>
159: Was the winter of '95.<br>
1.199 deraadt 160: <br>
1.202 deraadt 161: Me and the guys from core,<br>
162: Had a source tree with lots of history.<br>
163: Chris and Charles held a little coup,<br>
164: I should have known I'd lose my history.<br>
165: <br>
166: Oh, when I look back now,<br>
167: I can see we all have nothing<br>
168: When it all can be...
169: when it can be taken away.<br>
170: Everyone needs to know their history.<br>
171: It was the winter of '95<br>
172: <br>
173: So we carried on with a fresh source tree,<br>
174: Spent all of our hours coding,<br>
175: Making changes in our private history,<br>
176: Repeating the error of the past, yeah.<br>
177: <br>
178: The source tree just got too big,<br>
179: Too many diffs, too unreliable,<br>
180: Too few people had any access;<br>
181: Got to open it up now and forever<br>
182: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
183: <br>
184: Sometimes when I look for something<br>
185: Reading ancient tarballs with despair<br>
186: I wonder what they were thinking.<br>
187: <br>
188: And now the times have changed<br>
189: Repos on the web, git,<br>
190: now githubs everywhere.<br>
191: not like the winter of '95<br>
192: <br>
193: Back around that Halloween,<br>
194: Microsoft said open source would never last,<br>
195: But now they use the repo tools,<br>
196: In the same open access way.<br>
197: <br>
198: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
199: <br>
200: </td><td valign=top align=right>
201: <img width=600 height=334 src="images/61_right.jpg"><br>
1.199 deraadt 202: </td></tr></table>
203: <em>
1.202 deraadt 204: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt at the Ship & Anchor.
205: Vocals by Cary Shields.
206: Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.199 deraadt 207: </em>
208: <br>
209:
210: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 211: <a name=60></a>
212: <a name=60a></a>
213: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
214: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
215: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 216: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 217: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
218: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
219: <br>
1.176 deraadt 220: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
221: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
222: <br>
1.182 deraadt 223: <em>
224: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
225: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
226: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
227: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
228: </em>
229: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 230: </td><td valign=top>
231: We don't need no exploitation<br>
232: We don't need no overflows<br>
233: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
234: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
235: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
236: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
237: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
238: <br>
239: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
240: <br>
241: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
242: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
243: <br>
244: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
245: <br>
246: </td><td valign=top align=right>
247: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
248: </td></tr></table>
249: <em>
250: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
251: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 252: </em>
253: <br>
254:
255: <hr>
256: <a name=60b></a>
257: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
258: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
259: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 260: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 261: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
262: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
263: <br>
1.177 deraadt 264: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
265: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
266: <br>
267: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
268: <br>
1.182 deraadt 269: <em>
270: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
271: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
272: components that help make a difference.
273: </em>
274: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 275: </td><td valign=top>
276: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
277: Hacking websites for control<br>
278: Can you crack me?<br>
279: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
280: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
281: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 282: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 283: Never give in: just fight!<br>
284: <br>
285: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
286: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
287: Can you phish me?<br>
288: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
289: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
290: Can you probe me?<br>
291: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
292: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
293: <br>
294: But it was all futility<br>
295: The firewall was strong<br>
296: As all can see<br>
297: No matter how he tried<br>
298: He could not break free()<br>
299: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
300: <br>
301: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
302: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
303: Can you scam me?<br>
304: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
305: Throwing packets with wget<br>
306: Can you hack me?<br>
307: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
308: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
309: <br>
310: </td><td valign=top align=right>
311: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
312: </td></tr></table>
313: <em>
314: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
315: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 316: </em>
317: <br>
318:
319: <hr>
320: <a name=60c></a>
321: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
322: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
323: <tr>
324: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 325: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
326: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
327: <br>
1.183 deraadt 328: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
329: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
330: <br>
331: <em>
332: Consider donating to our development efforts via
333: <a href="http://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
334: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
335: Canada and all over the world.
336: <p>
337: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
338: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 339: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 340: <p>
341: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
342: </em>
343: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
344: </td><td valign=top>
345: Money, donate your pay.<br>
346: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 347: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 348: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
349: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
350: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
351: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
352: <br>
353: Canaries have your back.<br>
354: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
355: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
356: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
357: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
358: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
359: <br>
360: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
361: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
362: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
363: Is the securest system today<br>
364: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
365: <br>
366: </td><td valign=top align=right>
367: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
368: </td></tr></table>
369: <em>
370: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
371: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
372: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 373: </em>
374: <br>
375:
376: <hr>
377: <a name=60d></a>
378: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
379: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
380: <tr>
381: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 382: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
383: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
384: <br>
1.187 deraadt 385: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
386: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
387: <br>
388: <em>
389: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
390: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
391: <p>
392: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
393: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
394: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
395: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
396: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
397: </em>
398: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
399: </td><td valign=top>
400: "Hello,<br>
401: Are there any experts out there?<br>
402: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
403: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
404: <br>
405: "I don't know how<br>
406: But I need this feature now.<br>
407: My users are pained<br>
408: I need my server up again."<br>
409: <br>
410: "Relax.<br>
411: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
412: Just the basic facts<br>
413: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
414: <br>
415: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
416: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
417: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
418: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
419: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
420: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
421: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
422: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
423: This is just how you are.<br>
424: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
425: <br>
426: OK<br>
427: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
428: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
429: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
430: <br>
431: Can you upgrade?<br>
432: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
433: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
434: Our patience is at null.<br>
435: <br>
1.196 deraadt 436: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 437: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
438: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
439: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
440: Fork-bomb child.<br>
441: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
442: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
443: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
444: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
445: My inner child is crushed.<br>
446: My dreams are gone.<br>
447: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
448: <br>
449: </td><td valign=top align=right>
450: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
451: </td></tr></table>
452: <em>
453: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
454: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 455: </em>
456: <br>
457:
458: <hr>
459: <a name=60e></a>
460: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
461: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
462: <tr>
463: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 464: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
465: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
466: <br>
1.188 deraadt 467: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
468: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
469: <br>
470: <em>
471: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
472: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
473: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
474: <p>
475: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
476: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
477: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
478: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
479: others to follow our lead.
480: <p>
481: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
482: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
483: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
484: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
485: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
486: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
487: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
488: cause expense.
489: <p>
490: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
491: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
492: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
493: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
494: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
495: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
496: <p>
497: Enjoy
498: <p>
499: -Bob
500: </em>
501: </td><td valign=top>
502: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 503: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 504: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
505: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
506: <br>
507: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
508: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
509: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
510: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
511: <br>
512: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
513: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
514: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
515: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
516: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
517: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
518: <br>
519: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
520: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
521: <br>
522: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
523: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
524: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
525: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
526: <br>
527: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
528: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
529: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
530: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
531: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
532: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
533: <br>
534: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
535: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
536: <br>
537: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
538: <br>
539: </td><td valign=top align=right>
540: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
541: </td></tr></table>
542: <em>
543: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
544: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 545: </em>
546: <br>
547:
548: <hr>
549: <a name=60f></a>
550: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
551: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
552: <tr>
553: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 554: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
555: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
556: <br>
1.190 deraadt 557: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
558: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
559: <br>
560: <em>
561: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
562: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
563: now...
564: </em>
565: </td><td valign=top>
566: Goodbye CDs <br>
567: I'm done with you today<br>
568: Goodbye<br>
569: Goodbye<br>
570: Goodbye<br>
571: No more pre-production<br>
572: And no more long delays<br>
573: So I have peace<br>
574: Of mind<br>
575: Goodbye.<br>
576: <br>
577: </td><td valign=top align=right>
578: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
579: </td></tr></table>
580: <em>
581: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
582: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 583: </em>
584: <br>
585:
586: <hr>
587: <a name=60g></a>
588: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
589: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
590: <tr>
591: <td valign="top" width="30%">
592: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
593: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
594: <br>
1.199 deraadt 595: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
596: <br>
1.194 deraadt 597: <em>
1.195 tj 598: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 599: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
600: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
601: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
602: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
603: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
604: </em>
605: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
606: </td><td valign=top>
607: So,<br>
608: So you think you can sell<br>
609: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
610: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
611: Would you sell the green fields<br>
612: to buy your own cage?<br>
613: Be stable for a wage?<br>
614: So you think you can sell<br>
615: <br>
616: Did you decide to trade<br>
617: Your leaders for stock?<br>
618: Complex code in the tree<br>
619: For simple code that was free?<br>
620: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
621: Did you walk out<br>
622: On a lead role in the war<br>
623: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
624: <br>
625: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
626: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
627: it's all so impure<br>
628: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
629: What do you prize?<br>
630: That same old lure<br>
631: Wish you were secure<br>
632: <br>
633: </td><td valign=top align=right>
634: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
635: </td></tr></table>
636: <em>
637: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
638: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 639: </em>
640: <br>
641:
642: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 643: <a name=59></a>
644: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 645: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 646: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
647: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 648: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 649: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
650: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
651: <br>
1.165 deraadt 652: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
653: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
654: <br>
1.182 deraadt 655: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 656: </td><td valign=top>
657: No lyrics.<br>
658: </td><td valign=top align=right>
659: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
660: </td></tr></table>
661: <em>
662: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
663: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
664: </em>
665: <br>
666:
667: <hr>
668: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 669: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 670: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
671: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 672: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 673: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
674: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
675: <br>
1.165 deraadt 676: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
677: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
678: <br>
679: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
680: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 681: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 682: </td><td valign=top>
683: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
684: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
685: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
686: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
687: <p>
688: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
689: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
690: <p>
691: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
692: Über tragic<br>
693: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
694: <p>
695: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
696: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
697: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
698: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
699: <p>
700: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
701: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
702: <p>
703: Chorus
704: <p>
705: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
706: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
707: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
708: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
709: <p>
710: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
711: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
712: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
713: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
714: <p>
715: Chorus<br>
716: </td><td valign=top align=right>
717: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
718: </td></tr></table>
719: <p>
720: <em>
721: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
722: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
723: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
724: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
725: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
726: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
727: </em>
728: <br>
1.158 deraadt 729:
730: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 731: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 732: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 733: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 734: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
735: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 736: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 737: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
738: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
739: <br>
1.161 deraadt 740: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
741: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
742: <br>
743: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
744: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
745: <p>
746: <em>
1.182 deraadt 747: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.198 tb 748: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
1.164 tj 749: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 750: <br>
751: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
752: ~322,000 commits<br>
753: ~44 commits/day average<br>
754: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
755: </em>
1.182 deraadt 756: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 757: </td><td valign=top>
758: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
759: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
760: Made commits to many a file<br>
761: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
762: <br>
763: Take a moment to view<br>
764: The source of all this code<br>
765: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
766: <br>
767: We're the openssh repository<br>
768: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
769: The openntpd repository<br>
770: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
771: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
772: The libressl repo too<br>
773: <br>
774: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
775: Re-used far and wide<br>
776: The license is so liberal<br>
777: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
778: We'd love for you to code...<br>
779: <br>
780: I don't really want to have to go<br>
781: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
782: The coder will commit the code<br>
783: That he wants all of you to load<br>
784: <br>
785: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
786: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
787: <br>
788: B... S... D...<br>
789: </td><td valign=top align=right>
790: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
791: </td></tr></table>
792: <p>
793: <em>
794: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
795: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
796: </em>
797: <br>
798:
799: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 800: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 801: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 802: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
803: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 804: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 805: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
806: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
807: <br>
1.158 deraadt 808: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
809: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
810: <br>
1.182 deraadt 811: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 812: </td><td valign=top>
813: No lyrics.<br>
814: </td><td valign=top align=right>
815: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
816: </td></tr></table>
817: <em>
818: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
819: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
820: </em>
821: <br>
1.152 deraadt 822:
823: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 824: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 825: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 826: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
827: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 828: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 829: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
830: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
831: <br>
1.157 deraadt 832: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
833: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
834: <br>
835: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
836: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 837: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 838: </td><td valign=top>
839: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
840: <br>
841: With every release,<br>
842: Puffy becomes better,<br>
843: a little better all the time.<br>
844: <br>
845: With every release,<br>
846: Puffy becomes better,<br>
847: so much better all the time.<br>
848: <br>
849: Let's count in sys:<br>
850: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
851: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
852: <br>
853: With every release,<br>
854: Puffy becomes better,<br>
855: really better all the time.<br>
856: <br>
857: Let's count in log:<br>
858: 314544 commits from developers<br>
859: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
860: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
861: <br>
862: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
863: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
864: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
865: <br>
866: With every release,<br>
867: Puffy becomes better,<br>
868: so much better all the time.<br>
869: <br>
870: With every release,<br>
871: Puffy becomes better,<br>
872: so much better all the time.<br>
873: <br>
874: With every release,<br>
875: Puffy becomes better.<br>
876: <br>
877: With every release,<br>
878: Puffy becomes better,<br>
879: so much better all the time.<br>
880: </td><td valign=top align=right>
881: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
882: </td></tr></table>
883: <p>
884: <em>
885: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
886: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
887: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
888: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 889: </em>
890: <br>
891:
892: <hr>
893: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 894: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 895: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
896: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 897: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 898: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
899: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
900: <br>
1.159 deraadt 901: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
902: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
903: <br>
904: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
905: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
906: <br>
1.182 deraadt 907: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 908: </td><td valign=top>
909: I read the news today oh boy<br>
910: About a silly man who made a change<br>
911: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
912: Well I just had to laugh<br>
913: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
914: <br>
915: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
916: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
917: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
918: They'd seen such code before<br>
919: Everyone was really sure<br>
920: It was from 1984..<br>
921: <br>
922: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
923: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
924: And though the code was rather gross<br>
925: They held their nose and dove.<br>
926: Having read the code..<br>
927: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
928: <br>
929: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
930: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
931: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
932: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
933: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
934: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
935: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
936: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
937: <br>
938: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
939: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
940: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
941: <br>
942: I read the news today oh boy<br>
943: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
944: And though the holes were rather small<br>
945: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 946: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 947: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
948: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
949: </td><td valign=top align=right>
950: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
951: </td></tr></table>
952: <p>
953: <em>
954: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
955: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
956: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
957: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
958: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
959: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
960: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
961: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
962: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
963: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
964: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
965: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
966: <br>
967: <br>
968: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
969: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 970: </em>
971: <br>
972:
973: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 974: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 975: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 976: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
977: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 978: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 979: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
980: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
981: <br>
1.152 deraadt 982: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
983: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
984: <br>
985: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
986: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 987: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 988: </td><td valign=top>
989: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
990: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 991: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
992: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 993: <br>
1.154 deraadt 994: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
995: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 996: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 997: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 998: <br>
999: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 1000: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 1001: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 1002: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 1003: <br>
1004: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1005: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1006: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1007: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1008: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1009: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 1010: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 1011: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
1012: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 1013: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1014: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 1015: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1016: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1017: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1018: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1019: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
1020: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 1021: <br>
1022: Instrumental<br>
1023: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1024: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
1025: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
1026: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1027: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
1028: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
1029: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1030: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1031: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1032: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1033: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
1034: </td></tr></table>
1035: <p>
1036: <em>
1037: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
1038: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
1039: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
1040: </em>
1041: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1042:
1043: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 1044: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 1045: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 1046: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1047: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1048: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1049: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
1050: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1051: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1052: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1053: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1054: <br>
1055: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
1056: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1057: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1058: </td><td valign=top>
1059: No lyrics.<br>
1060: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1061: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
1062: </td></tr></table>
1063: <p>
1064: <em>
1065: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
1066: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
1067: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
1068: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
1069: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
1070: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
1071: LibreSSL was released.
1072: <p>
1073: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
1074: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
1075: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
1076: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
1077: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
1078: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1079: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1080: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1081: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1082: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1083: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1084: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1085: than just posture?
1086: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1087: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1088: <p>
1089: <em>
1090: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1091: by Jonathan Lewis.
1092: </em>
1093: <br>
1094:
1095: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 1096: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 1097: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 1098: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1099: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1100: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1101: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1102: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1103: <br>
1.144 deraadt 1104: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1105: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1106: <br>
1107: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1108: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1109: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1110: </td><td valign=top>
1111: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1112: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1113: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1114: <br>
1115: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1116: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1117: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1118: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1119: <br>
1120: <br>
1121: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1122: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1123: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1124: <br>
1125: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1126: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1127: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1128: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1129: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1130: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1131: <br>
1132: <br>
1133: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1134: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1135: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1136: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1137: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1138: </td></tr></table>
1139: <em>
1140: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1141: back to 1901. This is known as the
1142: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1143: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1144: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1145: <p>
1.146 guenther 1146: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1147: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1148: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1149: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1150: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1151: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1152: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1153: <p>
1154: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1155: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1156: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1157: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1158: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1159: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1160: <p>
1161: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1162: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1163: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1164: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1165: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1166: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1167: <p>
1168: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1169: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1170: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1171: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1172: <p>
1173: <em>
1174: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1175: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1176: </em>
1177: <br>
1178:
1179: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1180: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1181: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1182: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1183: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1184: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1185: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1186: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1187: <br>
1.137 deraadt 1188: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1189: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1190: <br>
1191: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1192: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1193: <br>
1194: <br>
1195: <em>
1196: do { to loop<br>
1197: at least one time<br>
1198: <br>
1199: regexp,<br>
1200: to match a chunk of text<br>
1201: <br>
1202: main, the name,<br>
1203: by which I'm called<br>
1204: <br>
1205: for,<br>
1206: another kind of loop<br>
1207: <br>
1208: sem,<br>
1209: a way to block a thread<br>
1210: <br>
1211: log<br>
1212: a func to follow sem<br>
1213: <br>
1214: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1215: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1216: <br>
1217: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1218: <br>
1219: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1220: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1221: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1222: <br>
1223: <br>
1224: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1225: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1226: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1227: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1228: <br>
1229: <br>
1230: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1231: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1232: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1233: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1234: <br>
1235: <br>
1236: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1237: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1238: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1239: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1240: <br>
1241: <br>
1242: (chorus)<br>
1243: <br>
1244: <br>
1245: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1246: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1247: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1248: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1249: <br>
1250: <br>
1251: (repeat)<br>
1252: <br>
1253: <br>
1254: (chorus)<br>
1255: <br>
1256: <br>
1257: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1258: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1259: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1260: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1261: <br>
1262: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1263: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1264: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1265: </td></tr></table>
1266: <p>
1267: <em>
1268: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1269: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1270: <br>
1271: <br>
1272: </em>
1273:
1274: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1275: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1276: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1277: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1278: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1279: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1280: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1281: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1282: <br>
1.134 deraadt 1283: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1284: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1285: <br>
1286: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1287: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1288: <br>
1289: <br>
1290: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1291: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1292: <br>
1293: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1294: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1295: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1296: <br>
1297: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1298: <br>
1299: [laughs]<br>
1300: <br>
1301: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1302: <br>
1303: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1304: <br>
1305: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1306: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1307: <br>
1308: Time to dump core.<br>
1309: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1310: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1311: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1312: </td></tr></table>
1313: <p>
1314: <em>
1315: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1316: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1317: <br>
1318: <br>
1319: </em>
1320:
1321: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1322: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1323: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1324: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1325: <tr>
1326: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1327: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1328: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1329: <br>
1.131 deraadt 1330: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1331: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1332: <br>
1333: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1334: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1335: <br>
1336: <br>
1337: <em>
1.132 beck 1338: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1339: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1340: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1341: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1342: under particular Linux distributions.
1343: <p>
1344: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1345: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1346: <p>
1347: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1348: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1349: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1350: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1351: <p>
1352: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1353: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1354: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1355: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1356: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1357: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1358: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1359: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1360: <br>
1361: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1362: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1363: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1364: <br>
1.132 beck 1365: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1366: We are in every way Posix<br>
1367: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1368: We won't need any other.<br>
1369: <br>
1370: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1371: It's better than the last you know<br>
1372: Another million bits that changed<br>
1373: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1374: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1375: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1376: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1377: <br>
1378: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1379: Others can work around this hell<br>
1380: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1381: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1382: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1383: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1384: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1385: We are Posix<br>
1386: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1387: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1388: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1389: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1390: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1391: </td></tr></table>
1392: <p>
1393: <em>
1394: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1395: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1396: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1397: Studios.
1398: <br>
1399: <br>
1400: </em>
1401:
1402: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1403: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1404: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1405: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1406: <tr>
1407: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1408: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1409: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1410: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1411: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1412: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1413: <br>
1414: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1415: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1416: <br>
1417: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1418: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1419: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1420: <br>
1421: If you've got a bug<br>
1422: That you just can't shove<br>
1423: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1424: Bugbusters!<br>
1425: <br>
1426: Buffer overflow?<br>
1427: Don't know where to go<br>
1428: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1429: Bugbusters!<br>
1430: <br>
1431: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1432: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1433: <br>
1434: And you're off by one<br>
1435: And it ain't no fun<br>
1436: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1437: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1438: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1439: If your system's down<br>
1440: And it makes you frown<br>
1441: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1442: Bugbusters!<br>
1443: <br>
1444: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1445: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1446: <br>
1447: If you need a trace<br>
1448: Gonna win that race<br>
1449: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1450: Bugbusters!<br>
1451: <br>
1452: If you got a crash<br>
1453: And you got no cash<br>
1454: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1455: Bugbusters!<br>
1456: <br>
1457: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1458: <br>
1459: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1460: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1461: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1462: </td></tr></table>
1463: <p>
1464: <em>
1465: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1466: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1467: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1468: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1469: <br>
1470: <br>
1471: </em>
1472:
1473: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1474: <a name=51b></a>
1475: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1476: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1477: <tr>
1478: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1479: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1480: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1481: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1482: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1483: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 1484: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1485: <br>
1486: <br>
1487: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1488: <br>
1489: <br>
1490: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1491: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1492: <p>
1493: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1494: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1495: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1496: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1497: <p>
1498: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1499: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1500: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1501: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1502: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1503: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1504: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1505: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1506: <p>
1507: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1508: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1509: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1510: two bonus tracks).
1511: <p>
1512: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1513: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1514: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1515: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1516: Shut up and hack!<br>
1517: In the hack room<br>
1518: In the back room<br>
1519: Wires everywhere<br>
1520: <br>
1521: At the tables<br>
1522: Fingers able<br>
1523: Take another dare!<br>
1524: <br>
1525: Close up your holes<br>
1526: Pick up the slack!<br>
1527: Get your head down!<br>
1528: Shut up and hack!<br>
1529: Close up your holes<br>
1530: Pick up the slack!<br>
1531: Get your head down!<br>
1532: Shut up and hack!<br>
1533: <br>
1534: Coding faster<br>
1535: You're the master<br>
1536: of security<br>
1537: <br>
1538: In your t-shirts<br>
1539: Hack till it hurts<br>
1540: This is how to be free<br>
1541: <br>
1542: CHORUS<br>
1543: <br>
1544: Hit the pub now<br>
1545: We're a club now<br>
1546: Trading genius for free<br>
1547: <br>
1548: Have a laugh and<br>
1549: Be a rock band<br>
1550: This is how it should be!<br>
1551: <br>
1552: CHORUS<br>
1553: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1554: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1555: <br>
1556: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1557: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1558:
1559: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1560: <a name=51c></a>
1561: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 1562: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1563: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1564: <br>
1.129 deraadt 1565: This is an extra on
1.150 deraadt 1566: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.128 deraadt 1567: "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1"</a> Audio CD.
1568: <br>
1569: <em>
1570: <p>
1571: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1572: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1573: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1574:
1575: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1576: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1577: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.128 deraadt 1578: </em>
1579: <br>
1580: <p>
1581:
1582: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1583: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1584: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1585: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1586: <tr>
1587: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1588: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1589: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1590: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1591: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1592: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1593: <br>
1594: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1595: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1596: <br>
1597: <br>
1598: <em>
1599: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1600: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1601: for us for many releases.<br>
1602: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1603: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1604: <br>
1605: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1606: a parody magazine!<br>
1607: <br>
1608: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1609: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1610: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1611: <br>
1612: What? Me Worry?<br>
1613: Not with this stuff<br>
1614: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1615: Nobody get tough<br>
1616: <br>
1617: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1618: Having fun in the woods<br>
1619: Carving out toys<br>
1620: and makin' em good<br>
1621: <br>
1622: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1623: I got so many tricks<br>
1624: I got undercover agents<br>
1625: Even out in the sticks<br>
1626: <br>
1627: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1628: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1629: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1630: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1631: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1632: Little black flies<br>
1633: on a pile of GNU<br>
1634: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1635: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1636: <br>
1.125 sthen 1637: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1638: That's my thang<br>
1639: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1640: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1641: <br>
1642: It's a mad mad world<br>
1643: and number 5 is alive<br>
1644: I gotta black submarine<br>
1645: and I'm built to survive<br>
1646: <br>
1647: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1648: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1649: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1650: And blocked out the sun<br>
1651: <br>
1652: Keep the source open<br>
1653: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1654: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1655: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1656: <br>
1657: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1658: In my treehouse club<br>
1659: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1660: Its secure ya bub<br>
1661: <br>
1662: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1663: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1664: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1665: some Open source stank<br>
1666: <br>
1667: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1668: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1669: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1670: And blocked out the sun<br>
1671: <br>
1672: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1673: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1674: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1675: </td></tr></table>
1676: <p>
1677: <em>
1678: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1679: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1680: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1681: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1682: <br>
1683: <br>
1684: </em>
1685:
1686: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1687: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1688: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1689: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1690: <tr>
1691: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1692: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1693: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1694: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1695: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1696: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1697: <br>
1698: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1699: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1700: <br>
1701: <br>
1702: <em>
1703: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1704: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1705: <br>
1706: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1707: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1708: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1709: <br>
1710: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1711: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1712: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1713: <br>
1714: BSD 4.2 was
1715: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1716: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1717: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1718: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1719: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1720: <br>
1721: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1722: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1723: <br>
1724: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1725: <br>
1726: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1727: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1728: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1729: <br>
1730: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1731: before you can call him a man?<br>
1732: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1733: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1734: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1735: before they are forever banned?<br>
1736: <br>
1737: The answer my friend<br>
1738: BSD 4.2<br>
1739: The answer<br>
1740: BSD 4.2<br>
1741: <br>
1742: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1743: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1744: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1745: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1746: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1747: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1748: <br>
1749: The answer my friend<br>
1750: BSD 4.2<br>
1751: The answer<br>
1752: BSD 4.2<br>
1753: <br>
1754: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1755: to share what is already ours?<br>
1756: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1757: To end up not getting far?<br>
1758: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1759: before we can hear every star?<br>
1760: <br>
1761: The answer my friend<br>
1762: BSD 4.2<br>
1763: The answer<br>
1764: BSD 4.2<br>
1765: <br>
1766: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1767: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1768: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1769: our future is made in the shade<br>
1770: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1771: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1772: <br>
1773: The answer my friend<br>
1774: BSD 4.2<br>
1775: The answer<br>
1776: BSD 4.2<br>
1777: <br>
1778: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1779: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1780: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1781: </td></tr></table>
1782: <p>
1783: <em>
1784: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1785: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1786: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1787: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1788: <br>
1789: <br>
1790: </em>
1791:
1792: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1793: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1794: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1795: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1796: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1797: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1798: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1799: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1800: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1801: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1802: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1803: this song.<br>
1804: <br>
1805: [Instrumental]<br>
1806: <br>
1807: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1808: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1809: <br>
1810: <br>
1811: <em>
1812: [Sorry, no commentary]
1813: <br>
1814: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1815: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1816: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1817: <br>
1818: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1819: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1820: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1821: </td></tr></table>
1822: <p>
1823: <em>
1824: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1825: <br>
1826: <br>
1827: </em>
1828:
1829: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1830: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1831: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1832: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1833: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1834: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1835: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1836: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1837: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1838: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1839: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1840: <br>
1841: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1842: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1843: <br>
1844: <br>
1845: <em>
1846: [Sorry, no commentary]
1847: <br>
1848: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1849: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1850: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1851: <br>
1852: Back when I was twenty<br>
1853: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1854: All that I believed in<br>
1855: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1856: <br>
1857: All I ever wanted<br>
1858: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1859: And all the criticizing<br>
1860: Was something I'd endure<br>
1861: <br>
1862: The changes that I've been through<br>
1863: And the trials along the way<br>
1864: The battle isn't over<br>
1865: And I'm living day by day<br>
1866: <br>
1867: But I'm still here<br>
1868: <br>
1869: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1870: But I'm just being me<br>
1871: With my filter I can hide<br>
1872: My true identity<br>
1873: <br>
1874: One day when I was flying<br>
1875: Across the open skies<br>
1876: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1877: Had been weakened over time<br>
1878: <br>
1879: The server room was burning up<br>
1880: And melting the array<br>
1881: A little breath of cold air<br>
1882: Was enough to save the day<br>
1883: <br>
1884: CHORUS:<br>
1885: But I'm still here<br>
1886: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1887: I'm still free<br>
1888: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1889: I'm still me<br>
1890: <br>
1891: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1892: <br>
1893: Now that I am older<br>
1894: And I've been around so long<br>
1895: The world is ever changing<br>
1896: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1897: <br>
1898: CHORUS:<br>
1899: <br>
1900: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1901: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1902: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1903: </td></tr></table>
1904: <p>
1905: <em>
1906: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1907: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1908: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1909: <br>
1910: <br>
1911: </em>
1912:
1913: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1914: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1915: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1916: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1917: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1918: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1919: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1920: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1921: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1922: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1923: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1924: <br>
1925: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1926: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1927: <br>
1928: <br>
1929: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1930: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1931: <br>
1932: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1933: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1934: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1935: <br>
1936: Welcome to the future<br>
1937: One very rich man<br>
1938: runs the Earth with<br>
1939: one multinational<br>
1940: owns your stuff<br>
1941: and owns your birth<br>
1942: <br>
1943: Everyone is armless<br>
1944: Personal robots<br>
1945: Do it all for you<br>
1946: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1947: One channel TV<br>
1948: never gonna bore you<br>
1949: <br>
1950: CHORUS<br>
1951: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1952: or a way to die<br>
1953: while alive and a loser<br>
1954: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1955: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1956: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1957: <br>
1958: Everyone is happy<br>
1959: No more government<br>
1960: No more media<br>
1961: Only the Company<br>
1962: Entertains you<br>
1963: while it feeds you<br>
1964: <br>
1965: Soylent Green pap<br>
1966: Eating your friends while<br>
1967: shopping, buying<br>
1968: Stupid applications<br>
1969: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1970: <br>
1971: CHORUS<br>
1972: <br>
1973: Take me back<br>
1974: Take me back<br>
1975: Please<br>
1976: Take me back<br>
1977: <br>
1978: Way back in my time<br>
1979: Open source kept<br>
1980: everyone choosing<br>
1981: People knew the insides<br>
1982: Of devices they were using<br>
1983: <br>
1984: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1985: Now it's locked and<br>
1986: dumbed down so much<br>
1987: One button coma<br>
1988: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1989: <br>
1990: CHORUS<br>
1991: <br>
1992: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1993: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1994: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1995: </td></tr></table>
1996: <p>
1997: <em>
1998: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1999: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
2000: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 2001: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 2002: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2003: <br>
2004: <br>
2005: </em>
2006:
2007: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 2008: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 2009: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 2010: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2011: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2012: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2013: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
2014: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
2015: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2016: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 2017: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2018: <br>
2019: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2020: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 2021: <br>
2022: <br>
2023: <em>
1.119 deraadt 2024: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 2025: <br>
2026: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2027: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2028: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 2029: <br>
2030: I love to hate my PC<br>
2031: But now it's not so easy<br>
2032: Just wanna get this job done<br>
2033: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
2034: <br>
2035: You wanna know the truth?<br>
2036: Intel's controlling you<br>
2037: And Microsoft is too<br>
2038: But this is nothing new<br>
2039: <br>
2040: With A.C.P.I.<br>
2041: This endless mess so corporate<br>
2042: Tangles and angles<br>
2043: In what could be straight forward<br>
2044: <br>
2045: Lost connections<br>
2046: Lost my mind<br>
2047: It's such a waste of time<br>
2048: <br>
2049: CHORUS<br>
2050: <br>
2051: Now on the motherboard<br>
2052: Where all my life is stored<br>
2053: Playing with garbage there<br>
2054: With rules so unfair<br>
2055: <br>
2056: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 2057: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 2058: Forcing us all to play<br>
2059: Our progress interrupted<br>
2060: <br>
2061: Lost connections<br>
2062: Lost my mind<br>
2063: It's such a waste of time<br>
2064: <br>
2065: CHORUS<br>
2066: <br>
2067: Yes I'm a user<br>
2068: And I'm not the only one<br>
2069: I'm not a loser<br>
2070: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
2071: <br>
2072: And we will find it<br>
2073: The pin in all this heartache<br>
2074: Map our devices<br>
2075: And we know what it'll take<br>
2076: <br>
2077: Lost connections<br>
2078: Lost my mind<br>
2079: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
2080: <br>
2081: (bridge)<br>
2082: On and on<br>
2083: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2084: All and all<br>
2085: We are one<br>
2086: Clean the dream<br>
2087: Gone wrong<br>
2088: We are Tron<br>
2089: On and on and on<br>
2090: <br>
2091: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
2092: <br>
2093: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
2094: <br>
2095: CHORUS<br>
2096: dumb dumb dumb<br>
2097: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2098: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 2099: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
2100: </td></tr></table>
2101: <p>
2102: <em>
2103: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2104: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2105: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2106: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2107: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2108: <br>
2109: <br>
2110: </em>
2111:
2112: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2113: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2114: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2115: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2116: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2117: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2118: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2119: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
2120: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2121: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2122: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2123: <br>
2124: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2125: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2126: <br>
2127: <br>
2128: <em>
2129: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2130: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2131: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2132: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2133: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2134: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2135: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2136: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2137: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2138: probably not been read by enough people.
2139: <br>
2140: <br>
2141: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2142: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2143: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2144: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2145: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2146: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2147: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2148: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2149: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2150: <br>
2151: <br>
2152: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2153: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2154: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2155: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2156: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2157: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2158: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2159: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2160: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2161: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2162: <br>
2163: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2164: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2165: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2166: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2167: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2168: <br>
2169: <br>
2170: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2171: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2172: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2173: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2174: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2175: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2176: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
2177: a lot less than <a href=orders.html>$1000 per copy</a>).
2178: <br>
2179: <br>
2180: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2181: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2182: <br>
2183: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2184: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2185: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2186: <br>
2187: <center>
2188: <br>
2189: Source Wars<br>
2190: Episode IV<br>
2191: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2192: </center>
2193: <br>
2194: Not so very long ago<br>
2195: and not so far away<br>
2196: AT&T made system code<br>
2197: and gave some bits away<br>
2198: <br>
2199: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2200: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2201: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2202: for everyone on Earth<br>
2203: <br>
2204: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2205: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2206: And good old greed was back again<br>
2207: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2208: <br>
2209: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2210: sued BSDi from above<br>
2211: The code is free but<br>
2212: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2213: <br>
2214: The University came calling<br>
2215: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2216: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2217: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2218: <br>
2219: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2220: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2221: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2222: of BSD code all around<br>
2223: <br>
2224: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2225: of credit front to back<br>
2226: This broke the license USL<br>
2227: was using to attack<br>
2228: <br>
2229: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2230: and "settled" out of court<br>
2231: And UCB was big enough<br>
2232: to take it like a sport<br>
2233: <br>
2234: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2235: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2236: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2237: every book with proper dues<br>
2238: <br>
2239: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2240: apologetically<br>
2241: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2242: the same monopoly<br>
2243: <br>
2244: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2245: down if everybody saw<br>
2246: How greed became so big<br>
2247: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2248: <br>
2249: But only one community<br>
2250: the one that makes it tick<br>
2251: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2252: exposing hypocrites<br>
2253: <br>
2254: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2255: to tell the story right<br>
2256: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2257: and kept in shining light<br>
2258: <br>
2259: And may the source be with you<br>
2260: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2261: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2262: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2263: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2264: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2265: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2266: </td></tr></table>
2267: <p>
2268: <em>
2269: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2270: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2271: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2272: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2273: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2274: <br>
2275: <br>
2276: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2277:
2278: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2279: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2280: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2281: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2282: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2283: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2284: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2285: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
2286: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2287: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2288: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2289: <br>
2290: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2291: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2292: <br>
2293: <br>
2294: <em>
2295: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2296: who is a lot like
2297: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2298: <br>
2299: <br>
2300: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2301: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2302: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2303: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2304: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2305: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2306: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2307: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2308: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2309: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2310: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2311: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2312: <br>
2313: <br>
2314: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2315: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2316: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2317: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2318: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2319: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2320: <br>
2321: <br>
2322: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2323: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2324: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2325: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2326: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2327: influence which he could use so falsely.
2328: <br>
2329: <br>
2330: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2331: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2332: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2333: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2334: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2335: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2336: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2337: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2338: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2339: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2340: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2341: <br>
2342: <br>
2343: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2344: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2345: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2346: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2347: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2348: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2349: <br>
2350: <br>
2351: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2352: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2353: follow their own stupid rules.
2354: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2355: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2356: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2357: <br>
2358: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2359: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2360: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2361: Tempting harpies<br>
2362: 13 years of treachery<br>
2363: <br>
2364: <br>
2365: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2366: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2367: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2368: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2369: <br>
2370: <br>
2371: But something's wrong with them<br>
2372: They will not take our free wares<br>
2373: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2374: Why are you so scared?<br>
2375: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2376: <br>
2377: <br>
2378: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2379: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2380: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2381: There are many new laws"<br>
2382: <br>
2383: <br>
1.98 okan 2384: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2385: "Puffy!<br>
2386: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2387: <br>
2388: <br>
2389: "First rule one dictates<br>
2390: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2391: <br>
2392: <br>
2393: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2394: <br>
2395: <br>
2396: "And rule two dictates<br>
2397: You must give it to me<br>
2398: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2399: <br>
2400: <br>
2401: "The list goes on of course<br>
2402: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2403: <br>
2404: <br>
2405: "This is madness!<br>
2406: He has lost his mind!<br>
2407: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2408: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2409: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2410: <br>
2411: <br>
2412: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2413: <br>
2414: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2415: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2416: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2417: </td></tr></table>
2418: <p>
2419: <em>
2420: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2421: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2422: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2423: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2424: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2425: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2426: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2427: <br>
2428: <br>
2429: </em>
2430:
2431: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2432: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2433: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2434: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2435: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2436: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2437: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2438: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
2439: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2440: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2441: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2442: <br>
2443: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2444: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2445: <br>
2446: <br>
2447: <em>
2448: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2449: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2450: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2451: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2452: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2453: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2454: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2455: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2456: away from the ideals very quickly.
2457: <p>
1.93 jmc 2458: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2459: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2460: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2461: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2462: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2463: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2464: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2465: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2466: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2467: <p>
2468: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2469: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2470: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2471: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2472: led to other issues.
2473: <p>
2474: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2475: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2476: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2477: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2478: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2479: <p>
2480: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2481: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2482: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2483: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2484: projects.
2485: <p>
2486: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2487: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2488: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2489: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2490: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2491: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2492: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2493: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2494: not for their agenda.
2495: <p>
2496: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2497: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2498: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2499: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2500: <p>
2501: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2502: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2503: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2504: <br>
2505: The starting line is nervous<br>
2506: we burst upon the course<br>
2507: Electric is our passion<br>
2508: An open hearted force<br>
2509: <br>
2510: The water's full of dangers<br>
2511: That interrupt the flow<br>
2512: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2513: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2514: <br>
2515: *Give and get back some<br>
2516: Sharing it all<br>
2517: Path we know best<br>
2518: we're having a ball<br>
2519: Opulent mission<br>
2520: Lost in our passion<br>
2521: You can still choose<br>
2522: If you don't swim to win<br>
2523: you'll never lose*<br>
2524: <br>
2525: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2526: <br>
2527: The window is a wall by now<br>
2528: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2529: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2530: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2531: <br>
2532: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2533: Flies too close to itself<br>
2534: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2535: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2536: <br>
2537: *CHORUS*<br>
2538: <br>
2539: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2540: <br>
2541: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2542: but this is not a race<br>
2543: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2544: for first or second place<br>
2545: <br>
2546: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2547: Were traded for real goals<br>
2548: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2549: For those with corporate souls<br>
2550: <br>
2551: *Give and get back some<br>
2552: Sharing it all<br>
2553: Path we know best<br>
2554: we're having a ball<br>
2555: Give and get zeros<br>
2556: Give and get ones<br>
2557: Given to you but<br>
2558: Not you to us<br>
2559: Opulent mission<br>
2560: Lost in our passion<br>
2561: You can still choose<br>
2562: If you don't swim to win<br>
2563: you'll never lose<br>
2564: You'll never lose*<br>
2565: <br>
2566: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2567: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2568: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2569: </td></tr></table>
2570: <p>
2571: <em>
2572: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2573: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2574: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2575: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2576: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2577: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2578: <br>
2579: <br>
2580: </em>
2581:
2582: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2583: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2584: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2585: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2586: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2587: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2588: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2589: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
2590: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2591: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2592: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2593: <br>
2594: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2595: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2596: <br>
2597: <br>
2598: <em>
2599: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2600: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2601: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2602: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2603: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2604: device support.
2605: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2606: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2607: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2608: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2609: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2610: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2611: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2612: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2613: weird, or even buggy.
2614: <p>
2615: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2616: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2617: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2618: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2619: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2620: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2621: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2622: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2623: OpenBSD, either).
2624: <p>
2625: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2626: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2627: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2628: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2629: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2630: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2631: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2632: <p>
1.82 jsg 2633: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2634: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2635: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2636: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2637: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2638: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2639: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2640: would be fantastic by now.
2641: <p>
2642: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2643: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2644: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2645: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2646: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2647: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2648: <br>
2649: Here's an old story ...<br>
2650: <br>
2651: <br>
2652: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2653: We all know the details<br>
2654: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2655: some serious loot,<br>
2656: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2657: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2658: The little guy who<br>
2659: did the best with what he had<br>
2660: <br>
2661: <br>
2662: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2663: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2664: in moderation<br>
2665: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2666: <br>
2667: <br>
2668: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2669: never give him the password<br>
2670: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2671: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2672: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2673: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2674: So do the best with what you have<br>
2675: <br>
2676: <br>
2677: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2678: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2679: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2680: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2681: <br>
2682: <br>
2683: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2684: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2685: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2686: then made him better off dead<br>
2687: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2688: <br>
2689: <br>
2690: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2691: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2692: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2693: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2694: for each consecutive cut<br>
2695: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2696: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2697: <br>
2698: <br>
2699: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2700: it's where you dig the well<br>
2701: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2702: the little guy does right<br>
2703: <br>
2704: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2705: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2706: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2707: </td></tr></table>
2708: <p>
2709: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2710: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2711: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2712: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2713: <br>
2714: <br>
2715: </em>
2716:
2717: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2718: <a name=40b></a>
2719: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2720: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2721: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2722: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2723: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2724: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2725: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2726: This is the extra song on the
1.150 deraadt 2727: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1.126 deraadt 2728: "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0"</a> Audio CD.
2729: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2730: <br>
2731: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2732: <br>
2733: <br>
2734: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2735: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2736: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2737: <p>
2738: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2739: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2740: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2741: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2742: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2743: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2744: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2745: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2746: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2747: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2748: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2749: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2750: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2751: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2752: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2753: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2754: Be Open<br>
2755: Be Vocal<br>
2756: Stay Open<br>
2757: Stay Vocal<br>
2758: <br>
2759: (repeat)<br>
2760: <br>
2761: OpenBSD<br>
2762: <br>
2763: Twice a year,<br>
2764: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2765: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2766: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2767: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2768: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2769: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2770: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2771: and a license application<br>
2772: is a fishybomination<br>
2773: and a random allocation<br>
2774: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2775: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2776: OK stop.<br>
2777: I get it.<br>
2778: Some asshole lied.<br>
2779: <br>
2780: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2781: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2782: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2783: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2784: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2785: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2786: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2787: OK stop.<br>
2788: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2789: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2790: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2791: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2792: I get it.<br>
2793: Where's my pencils?<br>
2794: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2795: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2796: Be Open<br>
2797: Be Vocal<br>
2798: Stay Open<br>
2799: Stay Vocal<br>
2800: <br>
2801: (repeat)<br>
2802: <br>
2803: Then he has another beer and<br>
2804: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2805: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2806: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2807: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2808: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2809: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2810: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2811: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2812: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2813: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2814: every time, every song!<br>
2815: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2816: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2817: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2818: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2819: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2820: <br>
2821: (beat boxin')<br>
2822: <br>
2823: <br>
2824: </td></tr></table>
2825: <p>
2826: <em>
2827: <br>
2828: </em>
2829:
2830: <hr>
2831: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2832: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2833: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2834: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2835: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2836: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2837: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
2838: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2839: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2840: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2841: <br>
2842: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2843: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2844: <br>
2845: <br>
2846: <em>
2847: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2848: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2849: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2850: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2851: <br>
2852: <br>
2853: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2854: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2855: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2856: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2857: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2858: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2859: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2860: <br>
2861: <br>
2862: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2863: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2864: <br>
2865: <br>
2866: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2867: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2868: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2869: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2870: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2871: <br>
2872: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2873: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2874: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2875: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2876: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2877: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2878: <br>
2879: <br>
2880: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2881: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2882: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2883: other developers.
2884: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2885: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2886: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2887: <br>
2888: <br>
2889: <br>
2890: Humppa negala<br>
2891: Humppa negala<br>
2892: Humppa negala<br>
2893: Venismechah<br>
2894: <br>
2895: Humppa negala<br>
2896: Humppa negala<br>
2897: Humppa negala<br>
2898: Venismechah<br>
2899: <br>
2900: Humppa neranenah<br>
2901: Humppa neranenah<br>
2902: Humppa neranenah<br>
2903: Venismechah<br>
2904: <br>
2905: Humppa neranenah<br>
2906: Humppa neranenah<br>
2907: Humppa neranenah<br>
2908: Venismechah<br>
2909: <br>
2910: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2911: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2912: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2913: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2914: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2915: uru achim!<br>
2916: uru achim!<br>
2917: OpenBSD!<br>
2918: <br>
2919: <br>
2920: (circus torture)<br>
2921: <br>
2922: <br>
2923: Humppa negala<br>
2924: Humppa negala<br>
2925: Humppa negala<br>
2926: Venismechah<br>
2927: <br>
2928: Humppa negala<br>
2929: Humppa negala<br>
2930: Humppa negala<br>
2931: Venismechah<br>
2932: <br>
2933: Humppa neranenah<br>
2934: Humppa neranenah<br>
2935: Humppa neranenah<br>
2936: Venismechah<br>
2937: <br>
2938: Humppa neranenah<br>
2939: Humppa neranenah<br>
2940: Humppa neranenah<br>
2941: Venismechah<br>
2942: <br>
2943: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2944: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2945: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2946: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2947: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2948: uru achim!<br>
2949: uru achim!<br>
2950: OpenBSD!<br>
2951: <br>
2952: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2953: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2954: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2955: </td></tr></table>
2956: <p>
2957: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2958: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2959: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2960: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2961: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2962: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2963: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2964: <br>
2965: <br>
2966: </em>
2967:
2968: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2969: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2970: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2971: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2972: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2973: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2974: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2975: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2976: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2977: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2978: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2979: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2980: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2981: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2982: <br>
2983: <br>
2984: <em>
2985: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2986: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2987: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2988: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2989: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2990: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2991: <br>
2992: <br>
2993: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2994: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2995: <br>
2996: <br>
2997: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
2998: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
2999: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
3000: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
3001: <br>
3002: <br>
3003: <ul>
3004: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
3005: at any time.<br>
3006: <br>
3007: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
3008: <br>
3009: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
3010: <br>
3011: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
3012: <br>
3013: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
3014: <br>
3015: <li>
3016: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
3017: less portable.<br>
3018: <br>
3019: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
3020: </ul>
3021: <br>
3022: <br>
3023: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
3024: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
3025: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
3026: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
3027: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 3028: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 3029: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3030: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3031: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 3032: <br><br><br>
3033: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
3034: when we found him on the beach,<br>
3035: there was nothin' shady<br>
3036: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
3037: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
3038: and his first little word was adorable<br>
3039: <br>
3040: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3041: blah blah blah<br>
3042: Blah!<br>
3043: <br>
3044: <br>
3045: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
3046: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
3047: <br>
3048: <br>
3049: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
3050: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
3051: with a drop of goo<br>
3052: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
3053: But by the time he graduated<br>
3054: Blob was business slime!<br>
3055: <br>
3056: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3057: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3058: blah blah<br>
3059: <br>
3060: <br>
3061: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
3062: <br>
3063: <br>
3064: Now everybody had it<br>
3065: they was drivin' around<br>
3066: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
3067: for convenience now<br>
3068: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
3069: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
3070: <br>
3071: <br>
3072: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3073: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3074: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3075: blah blah<br>
3076: <br>
3077: <br>
3078: It's linkin' time!<br>
3079: <br>
3080: <br>
3081: Now it was out of control<br>
3082: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3083: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3084: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3085: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
3086: <br>
3087: <br>
3088: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3089: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3090: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3091: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3092: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
3093: <br>
3094: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3095: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3096: And he battled the Blob<br>
3097: who had crossed the line<br>
3098: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
3099: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
3100: <br>
3101: <br>
3102: But it was too late!<br>
3103: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3104: He wants your video!<br>
3105: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3106: He wants your drive!<br>
3107: He wants it all!!<br>
3108: <br>
3109: <br>
3110: Somebody help us!<br>
3111: Noooooooo!<br>
3112: NVIDIA!<br>
3113: Intel!<br>
3114: Atheros!<br>
3115: 3-Ware!<br>
3116: VIA!<br>
3117: ATI!<br>
3118: Broadcom!<br>
3119: TI!<br>
3120: Myricom!<br>
3121: HighPoint!<br>
3122: Adaptec!<br>
3123: Mylex!<br>
3124: ICP Vortex!<br>
3125: and IBM!<br>
3126: Takin' over the world!<br>
3127: <br>
3128: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3129: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3130: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3131: </td></tr></table>
3132: <p>
3133: <em>
3134: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3135: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3136: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3137: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3138: Theo de Raadt.
3139: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3140: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3141: Drums by Jim Buick.
3142: <br>
3143: <br>
3144: </em>
3145:
3146: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3147: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3148: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3149: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3150: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3151: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.192 tb 3152: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3153: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3154: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3155: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3156: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3157: <br>
1.199 deraadt 3158: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
3159: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3160: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3161: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3162: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3163: <br>
3164: <br>
3165: <em>
3166: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3167: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3168: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3169: their devices.
3170: <p>
3171: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3172: for the
1.204 tb 3173: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3174: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3175: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3176: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3177: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3178: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3179: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3180: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3181: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3182: <p>
3183: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3184: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3185: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3186: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3187: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3188: "quality" to show its head.
3189: <p>
3190: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3191: <br>
3192: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3193: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3194: <li>Repair
3195: </ul>
3196: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3197: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3198: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3199: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3200: <p>
3201: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3202: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3203: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3204: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3205: <p>
3206: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3207: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3208: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3209: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3210: <p>
3211: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3212: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3213: the AMI controllers.
3214: <p>
3215: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3216: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3217: basic RAID management:
3218: <ul>
3219: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3220: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3221: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3222: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3223: </ul>
3224: <p>
3225: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3226: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3227: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3228: <p>
3229: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3230: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3231: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3232: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3233: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3234: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3235: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3236: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.204 tb 3237: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3238: controllers.
3239: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3240: would not get documentation, either.
3241: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3242: look saintly.
3243: <p>
3244: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3245: in OpenBSD, please buy
3246: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3247: RAID cards. And everything
1.88 miod 3248: <a href="http://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3249: will just work</a>.
3250: <p>
3251: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3252: <br>
3253: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3254: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3255: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3256: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3257: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3258: <br>
3259: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3260: <br>
3261: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3262: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3263: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3264: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3265: <br>
3266: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3267: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3268: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3269: <br>
3270: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3271: <br>
3272: <br>
3273: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3274: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3275: <br>
3276: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3277: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3278: <br>
3279: <br>
3280: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3281: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3282: <br>
3283: <br>
3284: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3285: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3286: <br>
3287: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3288: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3289: <br>
3290: <br>
3291: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3292: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3293: <br>
3294: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3295: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3296: <br>
3297: <br>
3298: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3299: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3300: there before him
3301: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3302: secure operating system,
3303: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3304: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3305: <br>
3306: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3307: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3308: <br>
3309: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3310: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3311: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3312: </td></tr></table>
3313: <p>
3314: <em>
3315: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3316: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3317: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3318: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3319: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3320: <br>
3321: <br>
3322: </em>
3323:
3324: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3325: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3326: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3327: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3328: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3329: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3330: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3331: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
3332: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3333: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3334: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3335: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3336: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3337: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3338: <br>
3339: <br>
3340: <em>
3341: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3342: good device support.<br>
3343: <br>
3344: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3345: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3346: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3347: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3348: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3349: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3350: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3351: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3352: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3353: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3354: <br>
3355: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3356: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3357: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3358: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3359: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3360: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3361: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3362: <br>
3363: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3364: <br>
3365: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3366: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3367: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3368: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3369: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3370: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3371: <br>
3372:
3373: Want to help us? Avoid
1.204 tb 3374: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3375: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3376: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.204 tb 3377: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3378: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3379: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.204 tb 3380: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3381: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3382: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3383: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3384: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3385: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3386: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3387: <br>
3388: <br>
3389: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3390: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3391: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3392: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3393: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3394: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3395: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3396: development information for all, but are even going further and
3397: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3398: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3399: <br>
3400: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3401: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3402: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3403: <br>
3404: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3405: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3406: send out the alarm<br>
3407: and the shit storm flies<br>
3408: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3409: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3410: twisting up a ride<br>
3411: to the land of OS<br>
3412: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3413: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3414: The open slippers red are<br>
3415: Hers to take<br>
3416: <br>
1.53 otto 3417: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3418: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3419: <br>
3420: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3421: To get yourself back home<br>
3422: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3423: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3424: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3425: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3426: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3427: You'll never lose<br>
3428: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3429: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3430: lazy and insane<br>
3431: but they sang OK<br>
3432: <br>
1.53 otto 3433: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3434: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3435: <br>
3436: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3437: The city glows<br>
3438: It's positively green<br>
3439: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3440: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3441: <br>
3442: Go to the west<br>
3443: You must pass the test<br>
3444: For me<br>
3445: Bring me the ride<br>
3446: of the witch I despise<br>
3447: And you'll be free<br>
3448: <br>
3449: You don't need the broom<br>
3450: You don't need the shoes<br>
3451: You don't need the wiz<br>
3452: You will never lose<br>
3453: You have all you need<br>
3454: You always had heart<br>
3455: You always had courage<br>
3456: Did somebody fart?<br>
3457: You always had brains<br>
3458: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3459: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3460: But you've got some balls<br>
3461: So double click heels<br>
3462: and work with Taiwan<br>
3463: And speak to your doggie<br>
3464: You're already gone....<br>
3465: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3466: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3467: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3468: </td></tr></table>
3469: <p>
3470: <em>
3471: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3472: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3473: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3474: Semaka,
3475: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3476: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3477: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3478: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3479: <br>
3480: <br>
3481: </em>
3482:
3483: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3484: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3485: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3486: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3487: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3488: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3489: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3490: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
3491: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3492: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3493: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3494: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3495: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3496: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3497: <br>
3498: <br>
3499: <em>
3500: What is up with some free software providers?!
3501: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3502: <p>
3503: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3504: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3505: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3506: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3507: going to remember them in the end.
3508: <p>
3509: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3510: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3511: offerings in the last few years:
3512: <ul>
3513: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3514: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3515: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3516: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3517: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3518: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3519: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3520: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3521: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3522: <p>
3523: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3524: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3525: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3526: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3527: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3528: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3529: <p>
3530: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3531: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3532: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3533: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3534: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3535: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3536: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3537: </ul>
3538: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3539: others who will follow them:
3540: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3541: replace it.
3542: <br>
3543: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3544: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3545: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3546: <br>
3547: <br>
3548: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3549: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3550: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3551: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3552: <p>
3553: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3554: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3555: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3556: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3557: <p>
3558: <br>
3559: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3560: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3561: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3562: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3563: <p>
3564: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3565: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3566: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3567: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3568: <p>
3569: <br>
3570: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3571: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3572: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3573: So he fought the fight<br>
3574: and he set things right<br>
3575: With his OpenBSD<br>
3576: <p>
3577: <br>
3578: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3579: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3580: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3581: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3582: <p>
3583: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3584: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3585: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3586: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3587: <p>
3588: <br>
3589: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3590: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3591: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3592: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3593: <p>
3594: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3595: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3596: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3597: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3598: <p>
3599: <br>
3600: CHORUS<br>
3601: <p>
3602: <br>
3603: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3604: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3605: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3606: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3607: <p>
3608: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3609: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3610: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3611: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3612: <p>
3613: <br>
3614: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3615: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3616: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3617: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3618: <p>
3619: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3620: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3621: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3622: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3623: <p>
3624: <br>
3625: CHORUS<br>
3626: <br>
3627: <p>
3628: That's right!<br>
3629: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3630: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3631: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3632: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3633: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3634: </td></tr></table>
3635: <p>
3636: <em>
3637: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3638: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3639: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3640: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3641: <br>
3642: <br>
3643: </em>
3644:
3645: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3646: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3647: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3648: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3649: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3650: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3651: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3652: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
3653: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3654: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3655: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3656: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3657: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3658: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3659: <br>
3660: <br>
3661: <em>
3662: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3663: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3664: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3665: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3666: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3667: <p>
3668: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.204 tb 3669: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3670: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3671: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3672: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3673: sessions. Our
1.204 tb 3674: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3675: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3676: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3677: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3678: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3679: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3680: <p>
3681: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3682: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3683: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3684: Redundancy Protocol); on
1.205 ! tb 3685: <a href="https://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
1.30 deraadt 3686: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3687: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3688: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3689: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3690: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3691: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3692: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3693: There was much deliberation</a>
3694: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3695: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3696: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3697: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3698: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3699: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3700: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3701: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3702: eh?
3703: <p>
3704: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3705: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3706: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3707: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3708: claim patent rights.
3709: <p>
3710: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3711: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3712: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3713: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3714: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3715: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3716: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3717: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3718: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3719: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3720: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3721: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3722: <p>
3723: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3724: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3725: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3726: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3727: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3728: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3729: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3730: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3731: like all others, except against the community.
3732: <p>
3733: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3734: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3735: <p>
3736: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3737: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3738: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3739: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3740: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3741: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3742: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3743: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3744: it to use cryptography.
3745: <p>
3746: The combination of
1.204 tb 3747: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3748: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3749: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3750: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3751: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3752: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3753: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3754: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3755: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3756: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3757: <p>
3758: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3759: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3760: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3761: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3762: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3763: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3764: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3765: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3766: <p>
3767: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3768: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3769: <br>
3770: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3771: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3772: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3773: <br>
3774: <br>
3775: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3776: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3777: <br>
3778: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3779: A what?
3780: <br>
3781: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3782: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3783: <br>
3784: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3785: Well, it's free isn't it?
3786: <br>
3787: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3788: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3789: <br>
3790: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3791: What?
3792: <br>
3793: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3794: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3795: <br>
3796: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3797: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3798: <br>
3799: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3800: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3801: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3802: <br>
3803: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3804: You must be a looney.
3805: <br>
3806: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3807: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3808: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3809: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3810: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3811: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3812: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3813: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3814: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3815: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3816: <br>
3817: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3818: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3819: <br>
3820: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3821: Yes.
3822: <br>
3823: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3824: For a free redundancy protocol?
3825: <br>
3826: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3827: Yes.
3828: <br>
3829: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3830: You are a looney.
3831: <br>
3832: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3833: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3834: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3835: VRRP.
3836: <br>
3837: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3838: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3839: <br>
3840: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3841: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3842: <br>
3843: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3844: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3845: <br>
3846: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3847: Yes there is!
3848: <br>
3849: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3850: Isn't!
3851: <br>
3852: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3853: Is!
3854: <br>
3855: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3856: Isn't!
3857: <br>
3858: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3859: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3860: <br>
3861: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3862: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3863: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3864: <br>
3865: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3866: The man didn't have the right form.
3867: <br>
3868: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3869: What man?
3870: <br>
3871: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3872: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3873: <br>
3874: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3875: The looney detector van, you mean.
3876: <br>
3877: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3878: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3879: <br>
3880: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3881: What redundancy detector van?
3882: <br>
3883: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3884: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3885: <br>
3886: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3887: Cizzz-coeee?
3888: <br>
3889: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3890: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3891: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3892: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3893: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3894: <br>
3895: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3896: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3897: <br>
3898: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3899: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3900: <br>
3901: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3902: What PIX?
3903: <br>
3904: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3905: The PIX I'm replacing!
3906: <br>
3907: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3908: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3909: license it?
3910: <br>
3911: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3912: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3913: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3914: <br>
3915: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3916: No they didn't!
3917: <br>
3918: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3919: Did!
3920: <br>
3921: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3922: Didn't!
3923: <br>
3924: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3925: Did, did, did and did!
3926: <br>
3927: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3928: Oh, all right.
3929: <br>
3930: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3931: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3932: license?
3933: <br>
3934: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3935: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3936: <br>
3937: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3938: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3939: <br>
3940: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3941: A license?
3942: <br>
3943: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3944: Yes.
3945: <br>
3946: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3947: For your firewall?
3948: <br>
3949: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3950: No.
3951: <br>
3952: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3953: No?
3954: <br>
3955: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3956: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3957: <br>
3958: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3959: You're off your chump.
3960: <br>
3961: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3962: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3963: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3964: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3965: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3966: <br>
3967: <br>
3968: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3969: <br>
3970: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3971: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3972: But standard it<br>
3973: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3974: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3975: the IETF<br>
3976: you see?<br>
3977: <br>
3978: But can VRRP<br>
3979: be said to be<br>
3980: or not to be<br>
3981: a standard, see,<br>
3982: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3983: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3984: <br>
3985: Singing...<br>
3986: <br>
3987: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3988: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3989: O P E N B S D<br>
3990: CARP is free<br>
3991: <br>
3992: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3993: let through IETF to mean<br>
3994: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3995: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3996: <br>
3997: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
3998: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
3999: CARP and PF are free.<br>
4000: <br>
4001: 1 1 2,<br>
4002: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
4003: CARP and PF are free.<br>
4004: <br>
4005: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
4006: bisected accidentally,<br>
4007: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
4008: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
4009: <br>
4010: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4011: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4012: <br>
4013: The End<br>
4014: <br>
4015: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
4016: <br>
4017: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
4018: <br>
4019: Geddy must be free.<br>
4020: <br>
4021: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4022: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4023: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 4024: </td></tr></table>
4025: <p>
4026: <em>
4027: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
4028: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 4029: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4030: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 4031: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 4032: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
4033: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
4034: <br>
4035: <br>
4036: </em>
4037:
4038: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 4039: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 4040: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 4041: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4042: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 4043: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4044: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
4045: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
4046: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4047: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 4048: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4049: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4050: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
4051: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 4052: <br>
4053: <br>
4054: <em>
4055: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 4056: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 4057: forces of the draconian government!
4058: <p>
4059: <br>
4060: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
4061: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
4062: of recent happenings.
4063: <p>
4064: Two years ago we became involved with the University
4065: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
4066: security research and development .. on things that
4067: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
4068: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
4069: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
4070: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
4071: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
4072: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
4073: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 4074: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 4075: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
4076: <p>
4077: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
4078: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4079: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4080: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4081: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4082: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4083: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4084: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4085: theft of oil.
4086: <p>
4087: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4088: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4089: <p>
4090: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4091: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4092: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4093: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4094: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4095: the project."
4096: <p>
4097: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4098: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4099: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4100: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4101: <p>
4102: Since the termination came near natural contract
4103: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4104: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4105: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4106: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4107: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4108: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4109: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4110: <p>
4111: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4112: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4113: of Robin Hood.
4114: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4115: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4116: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4117: <br>
4118: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4119: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4120: He had found the crusades<br>
4121: were an endless charade<br>
4122: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4123: <br>
4124: <br>
4125: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4126: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4127: Clever chums they did find<br>
4128: other fish of their kind<br>
4129: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4130: <br>
4131: <br>
4132: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4133: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4134: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4135: for to share online<br>
4136: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4137: <br>
4138: <br>
4139: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4140: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4141: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4142: to the teaming schools<br>
4143: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4144: <br>
4145: <br>
4146: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4147: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4148: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4149: So raise up your glass and<br>
4150: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4151: Fish for never running<br>
4152: and making something good!<br>
4153: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4154: <br>
4155: <br>
4156: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4157: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4158: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4159: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4160: Think he's a hero?<br>
4161: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4162: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4163: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4164: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4165: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4166: or we take away your worms too<br>
4167: <br>
4168: <br>
4169: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4170: Put on your glasses<br>
4171: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4172: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4173: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4174: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4175: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4176: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4177: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4178: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4179: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4180: <br>
4181: <br>
4182: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4183: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4184: And took back all the booty<br>
4185: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4186: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4187: <br>
4188: <br>
4189: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4190: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4191: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4192: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4193: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4194: <br>
4195: <br>
4196: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4197: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4198: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4199: So raise up your glass and<br>
4200: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4201: Fish for never running<br>
4202: and making something good!<br>
4203: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4204: <br>
4205:
4206: <br>
4207: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4208: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4209: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4210: </td></tr></table>
4211: <p>
4212: <em>
4213: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4214: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4215: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4216: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4217: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4218: <br>
4219: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4220: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4221: <br>
4222: </em>
4223:
1.23 jose 4224: <br>
4225: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4226: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4227: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4228: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4229: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4230: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4231: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4232: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
4233: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4234: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4235: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4236: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4237: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4238: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4239: <br>
4240: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4241: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4242: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4243: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4244: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4245: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4246: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4247: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4248: III processors. We want documentation, because
4249: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4250: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4251: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4252: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4253: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4254: mode.<br>
4255: <br>
4256: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4257: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4258: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4259: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4260: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4261: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4262: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4263: Black was the protocol<br>
4264: <p>
4265: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4266: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4267: Then from the ocean came<br>
4268: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4269: <br>
4270: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4271: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4272: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4273: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4274: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4275: <p>
4276: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4277: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4278: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4279: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4280: <p>
4281: And there he found<br>
4282: His destiny<br>
4283: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4284: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4285: <p>
4286: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4287: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4288: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4289: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4290: <p>
4291: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4292: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4293: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4294: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4295: <p>
4296: Broke down the guard<br>
4297: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4298: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4299: All alone and only bones<br>
4300: <p>
4301: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4302: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4303: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4304: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4305: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4306: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4307: </td></tr></table>
4308: <p>
4309: <em>
4310: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4311: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4312: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4313: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4314: </em>
4315:
4316: <br>
4317: <hr>
1.9 millert 4318: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4319: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4320: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4321: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4322: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4323: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4324: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4325: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4326: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4327: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4328: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4329: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4330: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4331: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4332: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4333: Goldflipper<br>
4334: With golden skin<br>
4335: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4336: He's the machine<br>
4337: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4338: <p>
4339: And the fish<br>
4340: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4341: And the cat<br>
4342: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4343: <p>
4344: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4345: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4346: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4347: <p>
4348: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4349: <p>
1.9 millert 4350: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4351: catch the spikey one<br>
4352: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4353: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4354: <p>
1.9 millert 4355: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4356: and without a gun<br>
4357: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4358: <p>
1.9 millert 4359: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4360: such a sexy catch<br>
4361: Is she spying on him or<br>
4362: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4363: <p>
1.9 millert 4364: Oh double seven<br>
4365: Send me to Heaven<br>
4366: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4367: <p>
1.9 millert 4368: The women are fond<br>
4369: She knows what to do<br>
4370: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4371: <p>
1.9 millert 4372: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4373: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4374: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4375: <br>
4376: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4377: <p>
4378: <em>
1.9 millert 4379: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4380: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4381: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4382: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4383: </em>
4384:
4385: <br>
4386: <hr>
1.3 ian 4387: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4388: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4389: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4390: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4391: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4392: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4393: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4394: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4395: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4396: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4397: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4398: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4399: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4400: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4401: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4402: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4403: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4404: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4405: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4406: <p>
4407: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4408: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4409: <p>
4410: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4411: Über tragic<br>
4412: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4413: <p>
4414: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4415: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4416: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4417: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4418: <p>
4419: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4420: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4421: <p>
4422: Chorus
4423: <p>
4424: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4425: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4426: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4427: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4428: <p>
4429: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4430: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4431: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4432: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4433: <p>
4434: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4435: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4436: <p>
4437: <em>
1.3 ian 4438: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4439: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4440: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4441: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4442: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4443: </em>
4444:
1.8 millert 4445: <br>
4446: <hr>
1.9 millert 4447: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4448: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4449: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4450: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4451: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4452: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4453: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4454: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4455: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4456: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4457: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4458: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4459: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4460: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4461: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4462: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4463: <br>
4464: <br>
1.9 millert 4465: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4466: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4467: <p>
1.9 millert 4468: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4469: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4470: <p>
1.9 millert 4471: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4472: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4473: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4474: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4475: <p>
1.9 millert 4476: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4477: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4478: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4479: I'm secure by default<br>
4480: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4481: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4482: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4483: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4484: </td></tr></table>
4485: <p>
1.8 millert 4486: <em>
1.9 millert 4487: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4488: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4489: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4490: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4491: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4492: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4493:
1.1 deraadt 4494: </body>
4495: </html>
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