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1.170 tj 19: <font color="#0000ff"><i>Open</i></font><font color="#000084">BSD</font></a>
1.169 deraadt 20: <font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font>
1.170 tj 21: </h2>
1.169 deraadt 22: <hr>
1.170 tj 23: <p>
1.100 deraadt 24:
25: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 26: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 27: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
28: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
29: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 30: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
31: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
32: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 33:
1.20 deraadt 34: <p>
1.182 deraadt 35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="80%">
1.71 deraadt 36: <tr>
1.126 deraadt 37: <td valign="top">
1.199 deraadt 38: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 39: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
40: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 41:
1.183 deraadt 42: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 43: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
44:
1.193 deraadt 45: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
46: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
47: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 48: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
49:
50: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
51: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
52: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
53:
54: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
55: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
56: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
57: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
58: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
59: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
60: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
61: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
62: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
63: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
64:
65: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
66: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
67: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
68: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 69: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
70: <br>
71: </td><td valign="top">
1.176 deraadt 72: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
73: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 74: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
75: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
76: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
77: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
78: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
79: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
80: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
81: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
82: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
83: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
84: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
85: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
86: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
87: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
88: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
89: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
90: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.126 deraadt 91: </td></tr></table>
1.182 deraadt 92:
1.71 deraadt 93: <br>
1.182 deraadt 94: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.176 deraadt 95: <br>
1.182 deraadt 96: <table><tr><td valign=top>
1.209 deraadt 97: <a href="images/cdaudio.gif"><img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"></a>
98: <br>
1.201 bentley 99: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0
1.182 deraadt 100: </td><td>
1.209 deraadt 101: <a href="images/cdaudio2.gif"><img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"></a>
102: <br>
1.201 bentley 103: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1
1.182 deraadt 104: </td><td>
1.209 deraadt 105: <a href="images/cdaudio3.gif"><img height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio3-m.gif"></a>
106: <br>
1.201 bentley 107: The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
1.182 deraadt 108: </td></tr></table>
1.126 deraadt 109: <br clear=all>
1.193 deraadt 110:
111: <hr>
1.199 deraadt 112: <a name=61></a>
1.200 tom 113: <h2><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 114: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
115: <tr>
116: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.203 deraadt 117: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
118: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1.199 deraadt 119: <br>
120: <em>
1.202 deraadt 121: OpenBSD was only a few months old when
122: we realized that read-only repository access
123: for everyone was a critical concept.
124: <p>
125: Previously, open source projects would make
126: occasional releases accompanied by tarballs of
127: final source files and Changelogs files, but would
128: not expose the step-by-step changes of the
129: development process. Unwittingly all open source
130: projects were operating with a walled garden
131: approach.
132: <p>
133: Chuck Cranor and I worked on the anoncvs feature, and
134: Bob Beck soon became involved in moving the anoncvs
135: mirror off my overloaded ISDN network to the
136: University of Alberta, thereby increasing our capacity
137: to deliver. Nowadays there are many anoncvs mirrors.
138: <p>
139: The introduction of anoncvs meant people without commit
140: access could read the commit logs, as well as each
141: committed diff. They could reason about the past as
142: they proposed new changes.
143: <p>
144: Anoncvs had an immediate impact expanding our development
145: group. We were inundated with high quality diffs. These
146: outsider developers wrote excellent changes because they had
147: sufficient context to reason upon. Those who overwhelmed us
148: with good changes became developers with commit access. We
149: were forced to hand out commit accounts like candy.
150: <p>
151: Some people said we would never last. Their cynicism
152: could almost be thanked for the increase in openness
153: we embraced, and then our openness probably led others
154: to embrace it also.
155: <p>
1.199 deraadt 156: </em>
157: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
158: </td><td valign=top>
1.202 deraadt 159: I had a Type-4 keyboard,<br>
160: Bought with my Sun workstation,<br>
161: Hacked on it 'til my fingers bled.<br>
162: Was the winter of '95.<br>
1.199 deraadt 163: <br>
1.202 deraadt 164: Me and the guys from core,<br>
165: Had a source tree with lots of history.<br>
166: Chris and Charles held a little coup,<br>
167: I should have known I'd lose my history.<br>
168: <br>
169: Oh, when I look back now,<br>
170: I can see we all have nothing<br>
171: When it all can be...
172: when it can be taken away.<br>
173: Everyone needs to know their history.<br>
174: It was the winter of '95<br>
175: <br>
176: So we carried on with a fresh source tree,<br>
177: Spent all of our hours coding,<br>
178: Making changes in our private history,<br>
179: Repeating the error of the past, yeah.<br>
180: <br>
181: The source tree just got too big,<br>
182: Too many diffs, too unreliable,<br>
183: Too few people had any access;<br>
184: Got to open it up now and forever<br>
185: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
186: <br>
187: Sometimes when I look for something<br>
188: Reading ancient tarballs with despair<br>
189: I wonder what they were thinking.<br>
190: <br>
191: And now the times have changed<br>
192: Repos on the web, git,<br>
193: now githubs everywhere.<br>
194: not like the winter of '95<br>
195: <br>
196: Back around that Halloween,<br>
197: Microsoft said open source would never last,<br>
198: But now they use the repo tools,<br>
199: In the same open access way.<br>
200: <br>
201: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
202: <br>
203: </td><td valign=top align=right>
204: <img width=600 height=334 src="images/61_right.jpg"><br>
1.199 deraadt 205: </td></tr></table>
206: <em>
1.202 deraadt 207: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt at the Ship & Anchor.
208: Vocals by Cary Shields.
209: Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.199 deraadt 210: </em>
211: <br>
212:
213: <hr>
1.176 deraadt 214: <a name=60></a>
215: <a name=60a></a>
216: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
217: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
218: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 219: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 220: 4:23 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
221: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
222: <br>
1.176 deraadt 223: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
224: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
225: <br>
1.182 deraadt 226: <em>
227: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
228: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
229: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
230: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
231: </em>
232: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.176 deraadt 233: </td><td valign=top>
234: We don't need no exploitation<br>
235: We don't need no overflows<br>
236: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
237: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
238: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
239: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
240: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
241: <br>
242: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
243: <br>
244: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
245: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
246: <br>
247: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
248: <br>
249: </td><td valign=top align=right>
250: <img width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg"><br>
251: </td></tr></table>
252: <em>
253: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
254: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 255: </em>
256: <br>
257:
258: <hr>
259: <a name=60b></a>
260: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
261: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
262: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 263: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 264: 5:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
265: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a><br>
266: <br>
1.177 deraadt 267: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
268: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
269: <br>
270: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg"></a><br>
271: <br>
1.182 deraadt 272: <em>
273: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
274: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
275: components that help make a difference.
276: </em>
277: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.177 deraadt 278: </td><td valign=top>
279: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
280: Hacking websites for control<br>
281: Can you crack me?<br>
282: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
283: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
284: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 285: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 286: Never give in: just fight!<br>
287: <br>
288: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
289: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
290: Can you phish me?<br>
291: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
292: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
293: Can you probe me?<br>
294: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
295: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
296: <br>
297: But it was all futility<br>
298: The firewall was strong<br>
299: As all can see<br>
300: No matter how he tried<br>
301: He could not break free()<br>
302: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
303: <br>
304: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
305: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
306: Can you scam me?<br>
307: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
308: Throwing packets with wget<br>
309: Can you hack me?<br>
310: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
311: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
312: <br>
313: </td><td valign=top align=right>
314: <img width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg"><br>
315: </td></tr></table>
316: <em>
317: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
318: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 319: </em>
320: <br>
321:
322: <hr>
323: <a name=60c></a>
324: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
325: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
326: <tr>
327: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 328: 3:51 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
329: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a><br>
330: <br>
1.183 deraadt 331: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
332: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
333: <br>
334: <em>
335: Consider donating to our development efforts via
1.208 tj 336: <a href="https://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
1.183 deraadt 337: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
338: Canada and all over the world.
339: <p>
340: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
341: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 342: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 343: <p>
344: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
345: </em>
346: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
347: </td><td valign=top>
348: Money, donate your pay.<br>
349: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 350: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 351: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
352: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
353: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
354: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
355: <br>
356: Canaries have your back.<br>
357: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
358: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
359: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
360: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
361: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
362: <br>
363: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
364: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
365: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
366: Is the securest system today<br>
367: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
368: <br>
369: </td><td valign=top align=right>
370: <img width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg"><br>
371: </td></tr></table>
372: <em>
373: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
374: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
375: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 376: </em>
377: <br>
378:
379: <hr>
380: <a name=60d></a>
381: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
382: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
383: <tr>
384: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 385: 6:10 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
386: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
387: <br>
1.187 deraadt 388: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
389: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
390: <br>
391: <em>
392: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
393: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
394: <p>
395: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
396: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
397: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
398: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
399: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
400: </em>
401: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
402: </td><td valign=top>
403: "Hello,<br>
404: Are there any experts out there?<br>
405: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
406: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
407: <br>
408: "I don't know how<br>
409: But I need this feature now.<br>
410: My users are pained<br>
411: I need my server up again."<br>
412: <br>
413: "Relax.<br>
414: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
415: Just the basic facts<br>
416: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
417: <br>
418: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
419: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
420: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
421: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
422: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
423: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
424: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
425: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
426: This is just how you are.<br>
427: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
428: <br>
429: OK<br>
430: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
431: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
432: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
433: <br>
434: Can you upgrade?<br>
435: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
436: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
437: Our patience is at null.<br>
438: <br>
1.196 deraadt 439: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 440: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
441: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
442: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
443: Fork-bomb child.<br>
444: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
445: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
446: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
447: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
448: My inner child is crushed.<br>
449: My dreams are gone.<br>
450: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
451: <br>
452: </td><td valign=top align=right>
453: <img width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg"><br>
454: </td></tr></table>
455: <em>
456: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
457: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 458: </em>
459: <br>
460:
461: <hr>
462: <a name=60e></a>
463: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
464: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
465: <tr>
466: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 467: 5:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
468: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a><br>
469: <br>
1.188 deraadt 470: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
471: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
472: <br>
473: <em>
474: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
475: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
476: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
477: <p>
478: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
479: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
480: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
481: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
482: others to follow our lead.
483: <p>
484: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
485: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
486: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
487: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
488: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
489: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate represention
490: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
491: cause expense.
492: <p>
493: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
494: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
495: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
496: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
497: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
498: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
499: <p>
500: Enjoy
501: <p>
502: -Bob
503: </em>
504: </td><td valign=top>
505: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 506: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 507: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
508: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
509: <br>
510: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
511: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
512: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
513: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
514: <br>
515: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
516: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
517: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
518: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
519: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
520: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
521: <br>
522: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
523: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
524: <br>
525: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
526: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
527: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
528: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
529: <br>
530: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
531: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
532: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
533: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
534: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
535: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
536: <br>
537: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
538: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
539: <br>
540: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
541: <br>
542: </td><td valign=top align=right>
543: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg"><br>
544: </td></tr></table>
545: <em>
546: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
547: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 548: </em>
549: <br>
550:
551: <hr>
552: <a name=60f></a>
553: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
554: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
555: <tr>
556: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 557: 1:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
558: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a><br>
559: <br>
1.190 deraadt 560: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
561: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
562: <br>
563: <em>
564: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
565: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
566: now...
567: </em>
568: </td><td valign=top>
569: Goodbye CDs <br>
570: I'm done with you today<br>
571: Goodbye<br>
572: Goodbye<br>
573: Goodbye<br>
574: No more pre-production<br>
575: And no more long delays<br>
576: So I have peace<br>
577: Of mind<br>
578: Goodbye.<br>
579: <br>
580: </td><td valign=top align=right>
581: <img width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg"><br>
582: </td></tr></table>
583: <em>
584: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
585: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 586: </em>
587: <br>
588:
589: <hr>
590: <a name=60g></a>
591: <h2><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
592: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
593: <tr>
594: <td valign="top" width="30%">
595: 4:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
596: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a><br>
597: <br>
1.199 deraadt 598: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.<br>
599: <br>
1.194 deraadt 600: <em>
1.195 tj 601: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 602: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
603: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
604: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
605: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
606: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
607: </em>
608: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
609: </td><td valign=top>
610: So,<br>
611: So you think you can sell<br>
612: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
613: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
614: Would you sell the green fields<br>
615: to buy your own cage?<br>
616: Be stable for a wage?<br>
617: So you think you can sell<br>
618: <br>
619: Did you decide to trade<br>
620: Your leaders for stock?<br>
621: Complex code in the tree<br>
622: For simple code that was free?<br>
623: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
624: Did you walk out<br>
625: On a lead role in the war<br>
626: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
627: <br>
628: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
629: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
630: it's all so impure<br>
631: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
632: What do you prize?<br>
633: That same old lure<br>
634: Wish you were secure<br>
635: <br>
636: </td><td valign=top align=right>
637: <img width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg"><br>
638: </td></tr></table>
639: <em>
640: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
641: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 642: </em>
643: <br>
644:
645: <hr>
1.165 deraadt 646: <a name=59></a>
647: <a name=59a></a>
1.175 deraadt 648: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 649: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
650: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 651: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 652: 4:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
653: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
654: <br>
1.165 deraadt 655: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
656: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
657: <br>
1.182 deraadt 658: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 659: </td><td valign=top>
660: No lyrics.<br>
661: </td><td valign=top align=right>
662: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg"><br>
663: </td></tr></table>
664: <em>
665: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
666: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
667: </em>
668: <br>
669:
670: <hr>
671: <a name=59b></a>
1.175 deraadt 672: <h2><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1.165 deraadt 673: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
674: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 675: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 676: 3:46 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
677: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
678: <br>
1.165 deraadt 679: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
680: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
681: <br>
682: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
683: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 684: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.165 deraadt 685: </td><td valign=top>
686: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
687: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
688: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
689: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
690: <p>
691: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
692: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
693: <p>
694: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
695: Über tragic<br>
696: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
697: <p>
698: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
699: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
700: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
701: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
702: <p>
703: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
704: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
705: <p>
706: Chorus
707: <p>
708: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
709: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
710: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
711: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
712: <p>
713: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
714: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
715: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
716: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
717: <p>
718: Chorus<br>
719: </td><td valign=top align=right>
720: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg"><br>
721: </td></tr></table>
722: <p>
723: <em>
724: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
725: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
726: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
727: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
728: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
729: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
730: </em>
731: <br>
1.158 deraadt 732:
733: <hr>
1.160 deraadt 734: <a name=58></a>
1.161 deraadt 735: <a name=58a></a>
1.175 deraadt 736: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1.161 deraadt 737: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
738: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 739: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 740: 2:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
741: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a><br>
742: <br>
1.161 deraadt 743: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
744: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
745: <br>
746: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
747: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
748: <p>
749: <em>
1.182 deraadt 750: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.211 ! bentley 751: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup">
1.164 tj 752: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</a>.<br>
1.161 deraadt 753: <br>
754: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
755: ~322,000 commits<br>
756: ~44 commits/day average<br>
757: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
758: </em>
1.182 deraadt 759: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.161 deraadt 760: </td><td valign=top>
761: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
762: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
763: Made commits to many a file<br>
764: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
765: <br>
766: Take a moment to view<br>
767: The source of all this code<br>
768: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
769: <br>
770: We're the openssh repository<br>
771: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
772: The openntpd repository<br>
773: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
774: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
775: The libressl repo too<br>
776: <br>
777: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
778: Re-used far and wide<br>
779: The license is so liberal<br>
780: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
781: We'd love for you to code...<br>
782: <br>
783: I don't really want to have to go<br>
784: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
785: The coder will commit the code<br>
786: That he wants all of you to load<br>
787: <br>
788: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
789: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
790: <br>
791: B... S... D...<br>
792: </td><td valign=top align=right>
793: <img width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg"><br>
794: </td></tr></table>
795: <p>
796: <em>
797: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
798: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
799: </em>
800: <br>
801:
802: <hr>
1.158 deraadt 803: <a name=58b></a>
1.175 deraadt 804: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1.158 deraadt 805: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
806: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 807: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 808: 3:45 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
809: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a><br>
810: <br>
1.158 deraadt 811: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
812: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
813: <br>
1.182 deraadt 814: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.158 deraadt 815: </td><td valign=top>
816: No lyrics.<br>
817: </td><td valign=top align=right>
818: <img width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg"><br>
819: </td></tr></table>
820: <em>
821: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
822: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
823: </em>
824: <br>
1.152 deraadt 825:
826: <hr>
1.157 deraadt 827: <a name=58c></a>
1.175 deraadt 828: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1.157 deraadt 829: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
830: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 831: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 832: 3:06 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
833: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a><br>
834: <br>
1.157 deraadt 835: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
836: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
837: <br>
838: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
839: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 840: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.157 deraadt 841: </td><td valign=top>
842: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
843: <br>
844: With every release,<br>
845: Puffy becomes better,<br>
846: a little better all the time.<br>
847: <br>
848: With every release,<br>
849: Puffy becomes better,<br>
850: so much better all the time.<br>
851: <br>
852: Let's count in sys:<br>
853: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
854: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
855: <br>
856: With every release,<br>
857: Puffy becomes better,<br>
858: really better all the time.<br>
859: <br>
860: Let's count in log:<br>
861: 314544 commits from developers<br>
862: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
863: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
864: <br>
865: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
866: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
867: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
868: <br>
869: With every release,<br>
870: Puffy becomes better,<br>
871: so much better all the time.<br>
872: <br>
873: With every release,<br>
874: Puffy becomes better,<br>
875: so much better all the time.<br>
876: <br>
877: With every release,<br>
878: Puffy becomes better.<br>
879: <br>
880: With every release,<br>
881: Puffy becomes better,<br>
882: so much better all the time.<br>
883: </td><td valign=top align=right>
884: <img width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg"><br>
885: </td></tr></table>
886: <p>
887: <em>
888: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
889: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
890: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
891: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 892: </em>
893: <br>
894:
895: <hr>
896: <a name=58d></a>
1.175 deraadt 897: <h2><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1.159 deraadt 898: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
899: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 900: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 901: 4:52 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
902: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a><br>
903: <br>
1.159 deraadt 904: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
905: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
906: <br>
907: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
908: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
909: <br>
1.182 deraadt 910: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.159 deraadt 911: </td><td valign=top>
912: I read the news today oh boy<br>
913: About a silly man who made a change<br>
914: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
915: Well I just had to laugh<br>
916: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
917: <br>
918: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
919: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
920: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
921: They'd seen such code before<br>
922: Everyone was really sure<br>
923: It was from 1984..<br>
924: <br>
925: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
926: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
927: And though the code was rather gross<br>
928: They held their nose and dove.<br>
929: Having read the code..<br>
930: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
931: <br>
932: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
933: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
934: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
935: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
936: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
937: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
938: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
939: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
940: <br>
941: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
942: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
943: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
944: <br>
945: I read the news today oh boy<br>
946: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
947: And though the holes were rather small<br>
948: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 949: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 950: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
951: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
952: </td><td valign=top align=right>
953: <img width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg"><br>
954: </td></tr></table>
955: <p>
956: <em>
957: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
958: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
959: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
960: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
961: many times in OpenBSD -- a decision is made by a few people to do
962: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
963: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
964: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
965: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
966: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
967: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
968: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
969: <br>
970: <br>
971: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
972: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 973: </em>
974: <br>
975:
976: <hr>
1.152 deraadt 977: <a name=57></a>
1.175 deraadt 978: <h2><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1.152 deraadt 979: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
980: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 981: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 982: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
983: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a><br>
984: <br>
1.152 deraadt 985: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
986: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
987: <br>
988: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
989: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 990: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.152 deraadt 991: </td><td valign=top>
992: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
993: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 994: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
995: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.152 deraadt 996: <br>
1.154 deraadt 997: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
998: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 999: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1000: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1001: <br>
1002: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 1003: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 1004: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 1005: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.152 deraadt 1006: <br>
1007: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1008: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1009: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1010: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1011: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1012: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 1013: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 1014: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
1015: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.152 deraadt 1016: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1017: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 1018: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1019: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1020: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1021: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1022: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
1023: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.152 deraadt 1024: <br>
1025: Instrumental<br>
1026: <br>
1.154 deraadt 1027: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
1028: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
1029: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1030: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
1031: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
1032: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1033: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1034: Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1035: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1036: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg"><br>
1037: </td></tr></table>
1038: <p>
1039: <em>
1040: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
1041: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
1042: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
1043: </em>
1044: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1045:
1046: <hr>
1.148 deraadt 1047: <a name=56></a>
1.175 deraadt 1048: <h2><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1.148 deraadt 1049: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1050: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1051: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1052: 3:54 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
1053: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a><br>
1054: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1055: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1056: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1057: <br>
1058: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
1059: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1060: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1061: </td><td valign=top>
1062: No lyrics.<br>
1063: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1064: <img width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg"><br>
1065: </td></tr></table>
1066: <p>
1067: <em>
1068: No one <b>wants</b> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
1069: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
1070: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
1071: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
1072: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
1073: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
1074: LibreSSL was released.
1075: <p>
1076: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
1077: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
1078: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
1079: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
1080: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
1081: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1082: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1083: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1084: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1085: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1086: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1087: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1088: than just posture?
1089: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1090: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.148 deraadt 1091: <p>
1092: <em>
1093: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1094: by Jonathan Lewis.
1095: </em>
1096: <br>
1097:
1098: <hr>
1.144 deraadt 1099: <a name=55></a>
1.175 deraadt 1100: <h2><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1.144 deraadt 1101: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1102: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1103: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1104: 4:18 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1105: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a><br>
1106: <br>
1.144 deraadt 1107: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1108: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1109: <br>
1110: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1111: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 1112: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1113: </td><td valign=top>
1114: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1115: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1116: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1117: <br>
1118: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1119: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1120: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1121: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1122: <br>
1123: <br>
1124: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1125: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1126: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1127: <br>
1128: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1129: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1130: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1131: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1132: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1133: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1134: <br>
1135: <br>
1136: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1137: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1138: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.148 deraadt 1139: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.144 deraadt 1140: <img width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg"><br>
1141: </td></tr></table>
1142: <em>
1143: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1144: back to 1901. This is known as the
1145: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1146: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1147: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1148: <p>
1.146 guenther 1149: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1150: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1151: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1152: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1153: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1154: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1155: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1156: <p>
1157: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1158: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1159: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1160: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1161: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1162: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1163: <p>
1164: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1165: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1166: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1167: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1168: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1169: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1170: <p>
1171: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1172: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.148 deraadt 1173: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1174: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1175: <p>
1176: <em>
1177: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1178: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1179: </em>
1180: <br>
1181:
1182: <hr>
1.137 deraadt 1183: <a name=54></a>
1.175 deraadt 1184: <h2><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1.137 deraadt 1185: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1186: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1187: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1188: 2:27 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1189: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1190: <br>
1.137 deraadt 1191: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1192: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1193: <br>
1194: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.144 deraadt 1195: <img width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1.137 deraadt 1196: <br>
1197: <br>
1198: <em>
1199: do { to loop<br>
1200: at least one time<br>
1201: <br>
1202: regexp,<br>
1203: to match a chunk of text<br>
1204: <br>
1205: main, the name,<br>
1206: by which I'm called<br>
1207: <br>
1208: for,<br>
1209: another kind of loop<br>
1210: <br>
1211: sem,<br>
1212: a way to block a thread<br>
1213: <br>
1214: log<br>
1215: a func to follow sem<br>
1216: <br>
1217: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1218: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1219: <br>
1220: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1221: <br>
1222: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1223: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1224: </td><td valign=top>
1.137 deraadt 1225: <br>
1226: <br>
1227: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1228: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1229: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1230: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1231: <br>
1232: <br>
1233: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1234: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1235: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1236: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1237: <br>
1238: <br>
1239: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1240: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1241: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1242: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1243: <br>
1244: <br>
1245: (chorus)<br>
1246: <br>
1247: <br>
1248: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1249: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1250: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1251: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1252: <br>
1253: <br>
1254: (repeat)<br>
1255: <br>
1256: <br>
1257: (chorus)<br>
1258: <br>
1259: <br>
1260: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1261: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1262: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1263: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1264: <br>
1265: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1266: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.137 deraadt 1267: <img width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg"><br>
1268: </td></tr></table>
1269: <p>
1270: <em>
1271: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1272: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1273: <br>
1274: <br>
1275: </em>
1276:
1277: <hr>
1.134 deraadt 1278: <a name=53></a>
1.175 deraadt 1279: <h2><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1.134 deraadt 1280: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1281: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 1282: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1283: 3:07 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1284: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
1285: <br>
1.134 deraadt 1286: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1287: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1288: <br>
1289: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1290: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1291: <br>
1292: <br>
1293: <em>
1.141 deraadt 1294: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.
1.134 deraadt 1295: <br>
1296: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1297: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 1298: </td><td valign=top>
1.134 deraadt 1299: <br>
1300: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1301: <br>
1302: [laughs]<br>
1303: <br>
1304: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1305: <br>
1306: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1307: <br>
1308: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1309: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1310: <br>
1311: Time to dump core.<br>
1312: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1313: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.134 deraadt 1314: <img width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg"><br>
1315: </td></tr></table>
1316: <p>
1317: <em>
1318: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1319: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1320: <br>
1321: <br>
1322: </em>
1323:
1324: <hr>
1.131 deraadt 1325: <a name=52></a>
1.175 deraadt 1326: <h2><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1.131 deraadt 1327: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1328: <tr>
1329: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1330: 3:01 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1331: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a><br>
1332: <br>
1.131 deraadt 1333: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1334: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1335: <br>
1336: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1337: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.131 deraadt 1338: <br>
1339: <br>
1340: <em>
1.132 beck 1341: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1342: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1343: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1344: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1345: under particular Linux distributions.
1346: <p>
1347: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1348: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1349: <p>
1350: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1351: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1352: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1353: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1354: <p>
1355: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1356: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1357: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1358: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1359: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1360: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1361: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1362: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.131 deraadt 1363: <br>
1364: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1365: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1366: </td><td valign=top>
1.131 deraadt 1367: <br>
1.132 beck 1368: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1369: We are in every way Posix<br>
1370: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1371: We won't need any other.<br>
1372: <br>
1373: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1374: It's better than the last you know<br>
1375: Another million bits that changed<br>
1376: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1377: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1378: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1379: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1380: <br>
1381: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1382: Others can work around this hell<br>
1383: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1384: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1385: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1386: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1387: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1388: We are Posix<br>
1389: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1390: Linux, Linux<br>
1.131 deraadt 1391: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1392: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.131 deraadt 1393: <img width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg"><br>
1394: </td></tr></table>
1395: <p>
1396: <em>
1397: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1398: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1399: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1400: Studios.
1401: <br>
1402: <br>
1403: </em>
1404:
1405: <hr>
1.126 deraadt 1406: <a name=51></a>
1.175 deraadt 1407: <h2><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1408: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1409: <tr>
1410: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1411: 2:47 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1412: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1413: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1414: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1415: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1416: <br>
1417: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1418: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1419: <br>
1420: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1421: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1422: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1423: <br>
1424: If you've got a bug<br>
1425: That you just can't shove<br>
1426: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1427: Bugbusters!<br>
1428: <br>
1429: Buffer overflow?<br>
1430: Don't know where to go<br>
1431: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1432: Bugbusters!<br>
1433: <br>
1434: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1435: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1436: <br>
1437: And you're off by one<br>
1438: And it ain't no fun<br>
1439: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1440: Bugbusters!<br>
1.71 deraadt 1441: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1442: If your system's down<br>
1443: And it makes you frown<br>
1444: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1445: Bugbusters!<br>
1446: <br>
1447: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1448: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1449: <br>
1450: If you need a trace<br>
1451: Gonna win that race<br>
1452: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1453: Bugbusters!<br>
1454: <br>
1455: If you got a crash<br>
1456: And you got no cash<br>
1457: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1458: Bugbusters!<br>
1459: <br>
1460: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1461: <br>
1462: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1463: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.126 deraadt 1464: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg"><br>
1465: </td></tr></table>
1466: <p>
1467: <em>
1468: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1469: by Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). All instruments programmed by
1470: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1471: Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1472: <br>
1473: <br>
1474: </em>
1475:
1476: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1477: <a name=51b></a>
1478: <h2>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1.126 deraadt 1479: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1480: <tr>
1481: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1482: 3:11 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1483: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a><br>
1484: <br>
1.210 tj 1485: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.126 deraadt 1486: <br>
1487: <br>
1488: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1489: <br>
1490: <br>
1491: <em>
1.175 deraadt 1492: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1493: <p>
1494: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1495: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1496: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1497: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1498: <p>
1499: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1500: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1501: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1502: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1503: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1504: <p>
1.210 tj 1505: <!--
1.150 deraadt 1506: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1507: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.126 deraadt 1508: <p>
1.210 tj 1509: -->
1.126 deraadt 1510: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1511: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1512: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1513: two bonus tracks).
1514: <p>
1515: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1516: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1517: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1518: </td><td valign=top>
1.126 deraadt 1519: Shut up and hack!<br>
1520: In the hack room<br>
1521: In the back room<br>
1522: Wires everywhere<br>
1523: <br>
1524: At the tables<br>
1525: Fingers able<br>
1526: Take another dare!<br>
1527: <br>
1528: Close up your holes<br>
1529: Pick up the slack!<br>
1530: Get your head down!<br>
1531: Shut up and hack!<br>
1532: Close up your holes<br>
1533: Pick up the slack!<br>
1534: Get your head down!<br>
1535: Shut up and hack!<br>
1536: <br>
1537: Coding faster<br>
1538: You're the master<br>
1539: of security<br>
1540: <br>
1541: In your t-shirts<br>
1542: Hack till it hurts<br>
1543: This is how to be free<br>
1544: <br>
1545: CHORUS<br>
1546: <br>
1547: Hit the pub now<br>
1548: We're a club now<br>
1549: Trading genius for free<br>
1550: <br>
1551: Have a laugh and<br>
1552: Be a rock band<br>
1553: This is how it should be!<br>
1554: <br>
1555: CHORUS<br>
1556: <br>
1.182 deraadt 1557: </td><td>
1.71 deraadt 1558: <br>
1559: </td></tr></table>
1.20 deraadt 1560: <p>
1.104 deraadt 1561:
1562: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 1563: <a name=51c></a>
1564: <h2>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1.199 deraadt 1565: 4:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1566: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1567: <br>
1.210 tj 1568: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.128 deraadt 1569: <br>
1570: <em>
1571: <p>
1572: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1573: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1574: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1575:
1.210 tj 1576: <!--
1.128 deraadt 1577: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1578: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1579: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.210 tj 1580: -->
1.128 deraadt 1581: </em>
1582: <br>
1583: <p>
1584:
1585: <hr>
1.124 deraadt 1586: <a name=50></a>
1.175 deraadt 1587: <h2><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1.124 deraadt 1588: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1589: <tr>
1590: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1591: 3:03 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1592: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a><br>
1593: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1594: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.124 deraadt 1595: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1596: <br>
1597: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1598: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1599: <br>
1600: <br>
1601: <em>
1602: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1603: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1604: for us for many releases.<br>
1605: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1606: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1607: <br>
1608: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1609: a parody magazine!<br>
1610: <br>
1611: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1612: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1613: </td><td valign=top>
1.124 deraadt 1614: <br>
1615: What? Me Worry?<br>
1616: Not with this stuff<br>
1617: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1618: Nobody get tough<br>
1619: <br>
1620: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1621: Having fun in the woods<br>
1622: Carving out toys<br>
1623: and makin' em good<br>
1624: <br>
1625: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1626: I got so many tricks<br>
1627: I got undercover agents<br>
1628: Even out in the sticks<br>
1629: <br>
1630: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1631: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1632: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1633: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.125 sthen 1634: <br>
1.124 deraadt 1635: Little black flies<br>
1636: on a pile of GNU<br>
1637: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1638: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1639: <br>
1.125 sthen 1640: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1641: That's my thang<br>
1642: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1643: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1644: <br>
1645: It's a mad mad world<br>
1646: and number 5 is alive<br>
1647: I gotta black submarine<br>
1648: and I'm built to survive<br>
1649: <br>
1650: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1651: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1652: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1653: And blocked out the sun<br>
1654: <br>
1655: Keep the source open<br>
1656: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1657: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1658: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1659: <br>
1660: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1661: In my treehouse club<br>
1662: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1663: Its secure ya bub<br>
1664: <br>
1665: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1666: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1667: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1668: some Open source stank<br>
1669: <br>
1670: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1671: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1672: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1673: And blocked out the sun<br>
1674: <br>
1675: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1676: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.124 deraadt 1677: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg"><br>
1678: </td></tr></table>
1679: <p>
1680: <em>
1681: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1682: Ty Semaka (www.tysemaka.com). Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan
1683: Lewis. Electric guitars by Tim Williams (www.cayusemusic.com). Recorded,
1684: mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1685: <br>
1686: <br>
1687: </em>
1688:
1689: <hr>
1.123 deraadt 1690: <a name=49></a>
1.175 deraadt 1691: <h2><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
1.123 deraadt 1692: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1693: <tr>
1694: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1695: 3:43 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
1696: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a><br>
1697: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1698: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.123 deraadt 1699: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1700: <br>
1701: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1702: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1703: <br>
1704: <br>
1705: <em>
1706: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1707: the song about 4.2? Huh?<br>
1708: <br>
1709: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1710: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1711: release -- they fought and managed to free the code.<br>
1712: <br>
1713: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1714: including his favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember
1715: the previous major achievement of CSRG - BSD 4.2.<br>
1716: <br>
1717: BSD 4.2 was
1718: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1719: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1720: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1721: at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
1722: virtual memory, etc.<br>
1723: <br>
1724: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1725: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.<br>
1726: <br>
1727: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1728: <br>
1729: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1730: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1731: </td><td valign=top>
1.123 deraadt 1732: <br>
1733: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1734: before you can call him a man?<br>
1735: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1736: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1737: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1738: before they are forever banned?<br>
1739: <br>
1740: The answer my friend<br>
1741: BSD 4.2<br>
1742: The answer<br>
1743: BSD 4.2<br>
1744: <br>
1745: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1746: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1747: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1748: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1749: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1750: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1751: <br>
1752: The answer my friend<br>
1753: BSD 4.2<br>
1754: The answer<br>
1755: BSD 4.2<br>
1756: <br>
1757: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1758: to share what is already ours?<br>
1759: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1760: To end up not getting far?<br>
1761: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1762: before we can hear every star?<br>
1763: <br>
1764: The answer my friend<br>
1765: BSD 4.2<br>
1766: The answer<br>
1767: BSD 4.2<br>
1768: <br>
1769: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
1770: with ships that are silicon made<br>
1771: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
1772: our future is made in the shade<br>
1773: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
1774: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1775: <br>
1776: The answer my friend<br>
1777: BSD 4.2<br>
1778: The answer<br>
1779: BSD 4.2<br>
1780: <br>
1781: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1782: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.123 deraadt 1783: <img width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg"><br>
1784: </td></tr></table>
1785: <p>
1786: <em>
1787: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by Ty Semaka
1788: (www.tysemaka.com). Guitar and harmonica by Leslie Alexander
1789: (www.lesliealexander.com). Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan
1790: Lewis of Moxam Studios (moxam@hotmail.com).
1791: <br>
1792: <br>
1793: </em>
1794:
1795: <hr>
1.120 deraadt 1796: <a name=48></a>
1.175 deraadt 1797: <h2><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
1.120 deraadt 1798: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1799: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1800: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1801: 2:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
1802: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a><br>
1803: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1804: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 1805: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1806: this song.<br>
1807: <br>
1808: [Instrumental]<br>
1809: <br>
1810: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1811: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.120 deraadt 1812: <br>
1813: <br>
1814: <em>
1815: [Sorry, no commentary]
1816: <br>
1817: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1818: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1819: </td><td valign=top>
1.120 deraadt 1820: <br>
1821: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1822: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.120 deraadt 1823: <img width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg"><br>
1824: </td></tr></table>
1825: <p>
1826: <em>
1827: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
1828: <br>
1829: <br>
1830: </em>
1831:
1832: <hr>
1.119 deraadt 1833: <a name=47></a>
1.175 deraadt 1834: <h2><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
1.119 deraadt 1835: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1836: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1837: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1838: 4:39 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
1839: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a><br>
1840: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1841: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.119 deraadt 1842: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1843: <br>
1844: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 1845: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.119 deraadt 1846: <br>
1847: <br>
1848: <em>
1849: [Sorry, no commentary]
1850: <br>
1851: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1852: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1853: </td><td valign=top>
1.119 deraadt 1854: <br>
1855: Back when I was twenty<br>
1856: They said I wouldn't last<br>
1857: All that I believed in<br>
1858: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1859: <br>
1860: All I ever wanted<br>
1861: Was to keep the world secure<br>
1862: And all the criticizing<br>
1863: Was something I'd endure<br>
1864: <br>
1865: The changes that I've been through<br>
1866: And the trials along the way<br>
1867: The battle isn't over<br>
1868: And I'm living day by day<br>
1869: <br>
1870: But I'm still here<br>
1871: <br>
1872: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
1873: But I'm just being me<br>
1874: With my filter I can hide<br>
1875: My true identity<br>
1876: <br>
1877: One day when I was flying<br>
1878: Across the open skies<br>
1879: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
1880: Had been weakened over time<br>
1881: <br>
1882: The server room was burning up<br>
1883: And melting the array<br>
1884: A little breath of cold air<br>
1885: Was enough to save the day<br>
1886: <br>
1887: CHORUS:<br>
1888: But I'm still here<br>
1889: Better than I've ever been before<br>
1890: I'm still free<br>
1891: Close a window, open up a door<br>
1892: I'm still me<br>
1893: <br>
1894: INSTRUMENTAL<br>
1895: <br>
1896: Now that I am older<br>
1897: And I've been around so long<br>
1898: The world is ever changing<br>
1899: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
1900: <br>
1901: CHORUS:<br>
1902: <br>
1903: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1904: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.119 deraadt 1905: <img width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg"><br>
1906: </td></tr></table>
1907: <p>
1908: <em>
1909: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 1910: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
1911: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 1912: <br>
1913: <br>
1914: </em>
1915:
1916: <hr>
1.116 deraadt 1917: <a name=46></a>
1.175 deraadt 1918: <h2><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
1.116 deraadt 1919: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1920: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 1921: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 1922: 2:38 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
1923: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
1924: <br>
1.126 deraadt 1925: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.116 deraadt 1926: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1927: <br>
1928: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 1929: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.116 deraadt 1930: <br>
1931: <br>
1932: <em>
1.119 deraadt 1933: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.116 deraadt 1934: <br>
1935: </em>
1.182 deraadt 1936: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1937: </td><td valign=top>
1.116 deraadt 1938: <br>
1939: Welcome to the future<br>
1940: One very rich man<br>
1941: runs the Earth with<br>
1942: one multinational<br>
1943: owns your stuff<br>
1944: and owns your birth<br>
1945: <br>
1946: Everyone is armless<br>
1947: Personal robots<br>
1948: Do it all for you<br>
1949: Sitting on your slug head<br>
1950: One channel TV<br>
1951: never gonna bore you<br>
1952: <br>
1953: CHORUS<br>
1954: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
1955: or a way to die<br>
1956: while alive and a loser<br>
1957: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 1958: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 1959: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1960: <br>
1961: Everyone is happy<br>
1962: No more government<br>
1963: No more media<br>
1964: Only the Company<br>
1965: Entertains you<br>
1966: while it feeds you<br>
1967: <br>
1968: Soylent Green pap<br>
1969: Eating your friends while<br>
1970: shopping, buying<br>
1971: Stupid applications<br>
1972: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1973: <br>
1974: CHORUS<br>
1975: <br>
1976: Take me back<br>
1977: Take me back<br>
1978: Please<br>
1979: Take me back<br>
1980: <br>
1981: Way back in my time<br>
1982: Open source kept<br>
1983: everyone choosing<br>
1984: People knew the insides<br>
1985: Of devices they were using<br>
1986: <br>
1987: Hackers had a doorway<br>
1988: Now it's locked and<br>
1989: dumbed down so much<br>
1990: One button coma<br>
1991: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
1992: <br>
1993: CHORUS<br>
1994: <br>
1995: <br>
1.148 deraadt 1996: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.116 deraadt 1997: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg"><br>
1998: </td></tr></table>
1999: <p>
2000: <em>
2001: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
2002: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
2003: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 2004: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.116 deraadt 2005: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2006: <br>
2007: <br>
2008: </em>
2009:
2010: <hr>
1.108 deraadt 2011: <a name=45></a>
1.175 deraadt 2012: <h2><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
1.108 deraadt 2013: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2014: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2015: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2016: 3:29 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
2017: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a><br>
2018: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2019: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.108 deraadt 2020: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2021: <br>
2022: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2023: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.108 deraadt 2024: <br>
2025: <br>
2026: <em>
1.119 deraadt 2027: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.108 deraadt 2028: <br>
2029: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2030: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2031: </td><td valign=top>
1.108 deraadt 2032: <br>
2033: I love to hate my PC<br>
2034: But now it's not so easy<br>
2035: Just wanna get this job done<br>
2036: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
2037: <br>
2038: You wanna know the truth?<br>
2039: Intel's controlling you<br>
2040: And Microsoft is too<br>
2041: But this is nothing new<br>
2042: <br>
2043: With A.C.P.I.<br>
2044: This endless mess so corporate<br>
2045: Tangles and angles<br>
2046: In what could be straight forward<br>
2047: <br>
2048: Lost connections<br>
2049: Lost my mind<br>
2050: It's such a waste of time<br>
2051: <br>
2052: CHORUS<br>
2053: <br>
2054: Now on the motherboard<br>
2055: Where all my life is stored<br>
2056: Playing with garbage there<br>
2057: With rules so unfair<br>
2058: <br>
2059: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 2060: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 2061: Forcing us all to play<br>
2062: Our progress interrupted<br>
2063: <br>
2064: Lost connections<br>
2065: Lost my mind<br>
2066: It's such a waste of time<br>
2067: <br>
2068: CHORUS<br>
2069: <br>
2070: Yes I'm a user<br>
2071: And I'm not the only one<br>
2072: I'm not a loser<br>
2073: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
2074: <br>
2075: And we will find it<br>
2076: The pin in all this heartache<br>
2077: Map our devices<br>
2078: And we know what it'll take<br>
2079: <br>
2080: Lost connections<br>
2081: Lost my mind<br>
2082: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
2083: <br>
2084: (bridge)<br>
2085: On and on<br>
2086: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2087: All and all<br>
2088: We are one<br>
2089: Clean the dream<br>
2090: Gone wrong<br>
2091: We are Tron<br>
2092: On and on and on<br>
2093: <br>
2094: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)<br>
2095: <br>
2096: Instrumental pre-chorus<br>
2097: <br>
2098: CHORUS<br>
2099: dumb dumb dumb<br>
2100: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2101: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.108 deraadt 2102: <img width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg"><br>
2103: </td></tr></table>
2104: <p>
2105: <em>
2106: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2107: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2108: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2109: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2110: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.108 deraadt 2111: <br>
2112: <br>
2113: </em>
2114:
2115: <hr>
1.104 deraadt 2116: <a name=44></a>
1.175 deraadt 2117: <h2><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
1.104 deraadt 2118: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2119: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2120: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2121: 3:05 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2122: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a><br>
2123: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2124: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.104 deraadt 2125: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2126: <br>
2127: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2128: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.104 deraadt 2129: <br>
2130: <br>
2131: <em>
2132: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2133: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2134: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2135: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2136: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2137: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2138: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2139: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2140: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2141: probably not been read by enough people.
2142: <br>
2143: <br>
2144: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2145: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2146: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
2147: of corporate pollution -- and release it freely -- is more interesting
2148: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2149: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2150: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2151: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
2152: lots of really evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?
2153: <br>
2154: <br>
2155: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2156: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2157: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2158: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2159: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2160: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2161: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2162: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
2163: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor -- people like
2164: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
2165: <br>
2166: <br>
1.105 deraadt 2167: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2168: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
2169: was given to the world in June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source
2170: code the world had ever received (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
2171: <br>
2172: <br>
2173: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2174: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2175: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2176: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2177: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2178: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2179: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1.207 deraadt 2180: a lot less than $1000 per copy).
1.104 deraadt 2181: <br>
2182: <br>
2183: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2184: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
2185: <br>
2186: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2187: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2188: </td><td valign=top>
1.104 deraadt 2189: <br>
2190: <center>
2191: <br>
2192: Source Wars<br>
2193: Episode IV<br>
2194: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
2195: </center>
2196: <br>
2197: Not so very long ago<br>
2198: and not so far away<br>
2199: AT&T made system code<br>
2200: and gave some bits away<br>
2201: <br>
2202: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2203: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2204: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2205: for everyone on Earth<br>
2206: <br>
2207: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2208: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2209: And good old greed was back again<br>
2210: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
2211: <br>
2212: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2213: sued BSDi from above<br>
2214: The code is free but<br>
2215: only we can sell it bub!<br>
2216: <br>
2217: The University came calling<br>
2218: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2219: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2220: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
2221: <br>
2222: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2223: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2224: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2225: of BSD code all around<br>
2226: <br>
2227: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2228: of credit front to back<br>
2229: This broke the license USL<br>
2230: was using to attack<br>
2231: <br>
2232: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2233: and "settled" out of court<br>
2234: And UCB was big enough<br>
2235: to take it like a sport<br>
2236: <br>
2237: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2238: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2239: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2240: every book with proper dues<br>
2241: <br>
2242: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2243: apologetically<br>
2244: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2245: the same monopoly<br>
2246: <br>
2247: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2248: down if everybody saw<br>
2249: How greed became so big<br>
2250: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
2251: <br>
2252: But only one community<br>
2253: the one that makes it tick<br>
2254: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2255: exposing hypocrites<br>
2256: <br>
2257: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2258: to tell the story right<br>
2259: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2260: and kept in shining light<br>
2261: <br>
2262: And may the source be with you<br>
2263: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2264: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2265: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
2266: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2267: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.104 deraadt 2268: <img width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg"><br>
2269: </td></tr></table>
2270: <p>
2271: <em>
2272: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2273: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2274: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2275: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2276: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.104 deraadt 2277: <br>
2278: <br>
2279: </em>
1.20 deraadt 2280:
2281: <hr>
1.95 deraadt 2282: <a name=43></a>
1.175 deraadt 2283: <h2><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
1.95 deraadt 2284: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2285: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2286: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2287: 4:48 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2288: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a><br>
2289: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2290: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.95 deraadt 2291: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2292: <br>
2293: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2294: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
2295: <br>
2296: <br>
2297: <em>
2298: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2299: who is a lot like
2300: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
2301: <br>
2302: <br>
2303: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2304: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2305: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2306: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2307: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2308: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2309: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2310: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2311: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2312: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
2313: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very closeby,
2314: so we have an accurate story of the events.
2315: <br>
2316: <br>
2317: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2318: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2319: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2320: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
2321: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him
2322: alone -- and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
2323: <br>
2324: <br>
2325: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2326: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2327: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2328: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2329: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2330: influence which he could use so falsely.
2331: <br>
2332: <br>
2333: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2334: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2335: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2336: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2337: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2338: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2339: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2340: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2341: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2342: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2343: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
2344: <br>
2345: <br>
2346: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2347: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2348: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2349: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2350: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
2351: GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.
2352: <br>
2353: <br>
2354: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2355: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2356: follow their own stupid rules.
2357: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2358: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2359: </td><td valign=top>
1.95 deraadt 2360: <br>
2361: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2362: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2363: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2364: Tempting harpies<br>
2365: 13 years of treachery<br>
2366: <br>
2367: <br>
2368: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2369: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2370: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2371: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
2372: <br>
2373: <br>
2374: But something's wrong with them<br>
2375: They will not take our free wares<br>
2376: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2377: Why are you so scared?<br>
2378: Why?"<br>
1.95 deraadt 2379: <br>
2380: <br>
2381: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2382: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2383: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2384: There are many new laws"<br>
2385: <br>
2386: <br>
1.98 okan 2387: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2388: "Puffy!<br>
2389: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
2390: <br>
2391: <br>
2392: "First rule one dictates<br>
2393: You cannot give your code away"<br>
2394: <br>
2395: <br>
2396: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
2397: <br>
2398: <br>
2399: "And rule two dictates<br>
2400: You must give it to me<br>
2401: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
2402: <br>
2403: <br>
2404: "The list goes on of course<br>
2405: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
2406: <br>
2407: <br>
2408: "This is madness!<br>
2409: He has lost his mind!<br>
2410: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2411: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2412: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
2413: <br>
2414: <br>
2415: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
2416: <br>
2417: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2418: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.95 deraadt 2419: <img width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif"><br>
2420: </td></tr></table>
2421: <p>
2422: <em>
2423: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2424: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2425: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2426: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2427: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2428: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2429: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.95 deraadt 2430: <br>
2431: <br>
2432: </em>
2433:
2434: <hr>
1.90 deraadt 2435: <a name=42></a>
1.175 deraadt 2436: <h2><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
1.90 deraadt 2437: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2438: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2439: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2440: 4:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2441: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a><br>
2442: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2443: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.90 deraadt 2444: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2445: <br>
2446: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2447: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
2448: <br>
2449: <br>
2450: <em>
2451: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2452: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.90 deraadt 2453: remained unchanged over the years - secure, free, reliable software,
2454: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2455: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2456: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2457: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2458: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2459: away from the ideals very quickly.
2460: <p>
1.93 jmc 2461: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2462: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2463: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2464: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2465: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2466: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2467: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2468: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2469: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2470: <p>
2471: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2472: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2473: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2474: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2475: led to other issues.
2476: <p>
2477: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2478: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2479: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2480: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2481: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2482: <p>
2483: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
2484: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal;
2485: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
2486: from projects who talk about sharing -- such as the various Linux
2487: projects.
2488: <p>
2489: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2490: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2491: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2492: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2493: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2494: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
2495: -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
2496: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2497: not for their agenda.
2498: <p>
2499: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2500: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2501: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2502: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
2503: <p>
2504: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2505: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2506: </td><td valign=top>
1.90 deraadt 2507: <br>
2508: The starting line is nervous<br>
2509: we burst upon the course<br>
2510: Electric is our passion<br>
2511: An open hearted force<br>
2512: <br>
2513: The water's full of dangers<br>
2514: That interrupt the flow<br>
2515: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2516: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.90 deraadt 2517: <br>
2518: *Give and get back some<br>
2519: Sharing it all<br>
2520: Path we know best<br>
2521: we're having a ball<br>
2522: Opulent mission<br>
2523: Lost in our passion<br>
2524: You can still choose<br>
2525: If you don't swim to win<br>
2526: you'll never lose*<br>
2527: <br>
2528: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
2529: <br>
2530: The window is a wall by now<br>
2531: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2532: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2533: Mistaking us for foes<br>
2534: <br>
2535: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2536: Flies too close to itself<br>
2537: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2538: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
2539: <br>
2540: *CHORUS*<br>
2541: <br>
2542: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
2543: <br>
2544: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2545: but this is not a race<br>
2546: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2547: for first or second place<br>
2548: <br>
2549: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2550: Were traded for real goals<br>
2551: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2552: For those with corporate souls<br>
2553: <br>
2554: *Give and get back some<br>
2555: Sharing it all<br>
2556: Path we know best<br>
2557: we're having a ball<br>
2558: Give and get zeros<br>
2559: Give and get ones<br>
2560: Given to you but<br>
2561: Not you to us<br>
2562: Opulent mission<br>
2563: Lost in our passion<br>
2564: You can still choose<br>
2565: If you don't swim to win<br>
2566: you'll never lose<br>
2567: You'll never lose*<br>
2568: <br>
2569: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2570: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.90 deraadt 2571: <img width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif"><br>
2572: </td></tr></table>
2573: <p>
2574: <em>
2575: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2576: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2577: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.172 benno 2578: Vocals by Duncan McDonald (www.thegreatgavalan.com). Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2579: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2580: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2581: <br>
2582: <br>
2583: </em>
2584:
2585: <hr>
1.81 deraadt 2586: <a name=41></a>
1.175 deraadt 2587: <h2><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
1.81 deraadt 2588: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2589: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2590: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2591: 4:19 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2592: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a><br>
2593: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2594: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.81 deraadt 2595: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2596: <br>
2597: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2598: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
2599: <br>
2600: <br>
2601: <em>
2602: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2603: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2604: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2605: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2606: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2607: device support.
2608: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2609: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2610: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2611: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2612: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2613: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2614: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2615: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2616: weird, or even buggy.
2617: <p>
2618: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2619: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2620: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2621: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2622: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2623: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2624: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2625: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2626: OpenBSD, either).
2627: <p>
2628: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2629: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2630: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2631: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2632: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2633: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2634: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2635: <p>
1.82 jsg 2636: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2637: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2638: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2639: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
2640: communities -- and their developers -- with much less available clout for
2641: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2642: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2643: would be fantastic by now.
2644: <p>
2645: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2646: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2647: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
2648: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2649: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2650: </td><td valign=top>
1.81 deraadt 2651: <br>
2652: Here's an old story ...<br>
2653: <br>
2654: <br>
2655: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2656: We all know the details<br>
2657: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2658: some serious loot,<br>
2659: and lucky - Mister - Baba<br>
2660: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2661: The little guy who<br>
2662: did the best with what he had<br>
2663: <br>
2664: <br>
2665: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2666: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2667: in moderation<br>
2668: Three things the average man can't - get - right<br>
2669: <br>
2670: <br>
2671: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2672: never give him the password<br>
2673: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
2674: stop - being - his brother.<br>
2675: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2676: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2677: So do the best with what you have<br>
2678: <br>
2679: <br>
2680: Beyond the lessons - you must know this<br>
2681: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2682: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2683: he at least keeps the door open<br>
2684: <br>
2685: <br>
2686: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2687: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2688: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2689: then made him better off dead<br>
2690: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
2691: <br>
2692: <br>
2693: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2694: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2695: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2696: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2697: for each consecutive cut<br>
2698: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2699: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
2700: <br>
2701: <br>
2702: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2703: it's where you dig the well<br>
2704: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2705: the little guy does right<br>
2706: <br>
2707: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2708: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.81 deraadt 2709: <img width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif"><br>
2710: </td></tr></table>
2711: <p>
2712: <em>
1.157 deraadt 2713: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2714: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2715: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2716: <br>
2717: <br>
2718: </em>
2719:
2720: <hr>
1.175 deraadt 2721: <a name=40b></a>
2722: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2723: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2724: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2725: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2726: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
2727: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2728: <br>
1.210 tj 2729: This is the extra song on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" Audio CD.
1.126 deraadt 2730: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2731: <br>
2732: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
2733: <br>
2734: <br>
2735: <em>
1.126 deraadt 2736: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2737: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2738: <p>
2739: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2740: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2741: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2742: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 2743: <p>
1.210 tj 2744: <!--
1.150 deraadt 2745: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2746: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.111 deraadt 2747: <p>
1.210 tj 2748: -->
1.126 deraadt 2749: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2750: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2751: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2752: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2753: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.76 deraadt 2754: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2755: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2756: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2757: Be Open<br>
2758: Be Vocal<br>
2759: Stay Open<br>
2760: Stay Vocal<br>
2761: <br>
2762: (repeat)<br>
2763: <br>
2764: OpenBSD<br>
2765: <br>
2766: Twice a year,<br>
2767: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2768: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2769: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2770: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2771: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2772: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2773: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2774: and a license application<br>
2775: is a fishybomination<br>
2776: and a random allocation<br>
2777: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2778: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2779: OK stop.<br>
2780: I get it.<br>
2781: Some asshole lied.<br>
2782: <br>
2783: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 2784: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 2785: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
2786: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
2787: in the cyber cider documation<br>
2788: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
2789: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
2790: OK stop.<br>
2791: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 2792: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 2793: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
2794: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
2795: I get it.<br>
2796: Where's my pencils?<br>
2797: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.144 deraadt 2798: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2799: Be Open<br>
2800: Be Vocal<br>
2801: Stay Open<br>
2802: Stay Vocal<br>
2803: <br>
2804: (repeat)<br>
2805: <br>
2806: Then he has another beer and<br>
2807: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
2808: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
2809: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
2810: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
2811: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
2812: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
2813: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
2814: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
2815: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
2816: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
2817: every time, every song!<br>
2818: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
2819: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
2820: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
2821: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
2822: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
2823: <br>
2824: (beat boxin')<br>
2825: <br>
2826: <br>
2827: </td></tr></table>
2828: <p>
2829: <em>
2830: <br>
2831: </em>
2832:
2833: <hr>
2834: <a name=40></a>
1.175 deraadt 2835: <h2><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
1.76 deraadt 2836: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2837: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2838: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2839: 2:40 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
2840: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
2841: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2842: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.76 deraadt 2843: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2844: <br>
2845: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
2846: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
2847: <br>
2848: <br>
2849: <em>
2850: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 2851: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 2852: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 2853: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 2854: <br>
2855: <br>
2856: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 2857: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
2858: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 2859: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
2860: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
2861: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
2862: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
2863: <br>
2864: <br>
2865: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
2866: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
2867: <br>
2868: <br>
2869: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
2870: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
2871: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
2872: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
2873: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 2874: <br>
2875: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2876: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
2877: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 2878: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
2879: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
2880: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 2881: <br>
2882: <br>
2883: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
2884: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
2885: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
2886: other developers.
2887: </em>
1.182 deraadt 2888: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
2889: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 2890: <br>
2891: <br>
2892: <br>
2893: Humppa negala<br>
2894: Humppa negala<br>
2895: Humppa negala<br>
2896: Venismechah<br>
2897: <br>
2898: Humppa negala<br>
2899: Humppa negala<br>
2900: Humppa negala<br>
2901: Venismechah<br>
2902: <br>
2903: Humppa neranenah<br>
2904: Humppa neranenah<br>
2905: Humppa neranenah<br>
2906: Venismechah<br>
2907: <br>
2908: Humppa neranenah<br>
2909: Humppa neranenah<br>
2910: Humppa neranenah<br>
2911: Venismechah<br>
2912: <br>
2913: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2914: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2915: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2916: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2917: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2918: uru achim!<br>
2919: uru achim!<br>
2920: OpenBSD!<br>
2921: <br>
2922: <br>
2923: (circus torture)<br>
2924: <br>
2925: <br>
2926: Humppa negala<br>
2927: Humppa negala<br>
2928: Humppa negala<br>
2929: Venismechah<br>
2930: <br>
2931: Humppa negala<br>
2932: Humppa negala<br>
2933: Humppa negala<br>
2934: Venismechah<br>
2935: <br>
2936: Humppa neranenah<br>
2937: Humppa neranenah<br>
2938: Humppa neranenah<br>
2939: Venismechah<br>
2940: <br>
2941: Humppa neranenah<br>
2942: Humppa neranenah<br>
2943: Humppa neranenah<br>
2944: Venismechah<br>
2945: <br>
2946: Uru, uru achim!<br>
2947: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2948: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2949: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2950: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
2951: uru achim!<br>
2952: uru achim!<br>
2953: OpenBSD!<br>
2954: <br>
2955: <br>
1.148 deraadt 2956: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 2957: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
2958: </td></tr></table>
2959: <p>
2960: <em>
1.90 deraadt 2961: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.163 naddy 2962: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 2963: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 2964: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
2965: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 2966: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 2967: <br>
2968: <br>
2969: </em>
2970:
2971: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 2972: <a name=39></a>
1.175 deraadt 2973: <h2><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
1.63 deraadt 2974: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
2975: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 2976: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 2977: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
2978: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
2979: <br>
1.126 deraadt 2980: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.63 deraadt 2981: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
2982: <br>
1.76 deraadt 2983: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2984: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 2985: <br>
2986: <br>
2987: <em>
2988: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
2989: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
2990: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
2991: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
2992: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
2993: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
2994: <br>
2995: <br>
2996: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
2997: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
2998: <br>
2999: <br>
3000: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
3001: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
3002: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
3003: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
3004: <br>
3005: <br>
3006: <ul>
3007: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
3008: at any time.<br>
3009: <br>
3010: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
3011: <br>
3012: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
3013: <br>
3014: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
3015: <br>
3016: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
3017: <br>
3018: <li>
3019: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
3020: less portable.<br>
3021: <br>
3022: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
3023: </ul>
3024: <br>
3025: <br>
3026: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
3027: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
3028: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
3029: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
3030: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 3031: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.63 deraadt 3032: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3033: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3034: </td><td valign=top>
1.63 deraadt 3035: <br><br><br>
3036: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
3037: when we found him on the beach,<br>
3038: there was nothin' shady<br>
3039: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
3040: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
3041: and his first little word was adorable<br>
3042: <br>
3043: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3044: blah blah blah<br>
3045: Blah!<br>
3046: <br>
3047: <br>
3048: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
3049: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
3050: <br>
3051: <br>
3052: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
3053: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
3054: with a drop of goo<br>
3055: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
3056: But by the time he graduated<br>
3057: Blob was business slime!<br>
3058: <br>
3059: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3060: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3061: blah blah<br>
3062: <br>
3063: <br>
3064: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
3065: <br>
3066: <br>
3067: Now everybody had it<br>
3068: they was drivin' around<br>
3069: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
3070: for convenience now<br>
3071: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
3072: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
3073: <br>
3074: <br>
3075: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3076: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3077: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3078: blah blah<br>
3079: <br>
3080: <br>
3081: It's linkin' time!<br>
3082: <br>
3083: <br>
3084: Now it was out of control<br>
3085: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3086: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3087: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3088: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
3089: <br>
3090: <br>
3091: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3092: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3093: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3094: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3095: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
3096: <br>
3097: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3098: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3099: And he battled the Blob<br>
3100: who had crossed the line<br>
3101: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
3102: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
3103: <br>
3104: <br>
3105: But it was too late!<br>
3106: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3107: He wants your video!<br>
3108: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3109: He wants your drive!<br>
3110: He wants it all!!<br>
3111: <br>
3112: <br>
3113: Somebody help us!<br>
3114: Noooooooo!<br>
3115: NVIDIA!<br>
3116: Intel!<br>
3117: Atheros!<br>
3118: 3-Ware!<br>
3119: VIA!<br>
3120: ATI!<br>
3121: Broadcom!<br>
3122: TI!<br>
3123: Myricom!<br>
3124: HighPoint!<br>
3125: Adaptec!<br>
3126: Mylex!<br>
3127: ICP Vortex!<br>
3128: and IBM!<br>
3129: Takin' over the world!<br>
3130: <br>
3131: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3132: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3133: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 3134: </td></tr></table>
3135: <p>
3136: <em>
3137: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3138: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3139: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.63 deraadt 3140: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
3141: Theo de Raadt.
3142: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
3143: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
3144: Drums by Jim Buick.
3145: <br>
3146: <br>
3147: </em>
3148:
3149: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 3150: <a name=38></a>
1.175 deraadt 3151: <h2><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
1.58 deraadt 3152: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3153: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3154: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.192 tb 3155: 4:24 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3156: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.76 deraadt 3157: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3158: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
3159: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 3160: <br>
1.199 deraadt 3161: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
3162: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3163: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3164: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3165: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 3166: <br>
3167: <br>
3168: <em>
3169: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3170: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3171: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3172: their devices.
3173: <p>
3174: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3175: for the
1.204 tb 3176: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3177: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3178: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3179: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3180: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3181: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3182: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3183: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3184: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3185: <p>
3186: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3187: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3188: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3189: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
3190: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
3191: "quality" to show its head.
3192: <p>
3193: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3194: <br>
3195: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3196: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3197: <li>Repair
3198: </ul>
3199: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3200: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3201: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3202: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3203: <p>
3204: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3205: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3206: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3207: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3208: <p>
3209: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3210: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3211: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3212: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3213: <p>
3214: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3215: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3216: the AMI controllers.
3217: <p>
3218: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3219: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3220: basic RAID management:
3221: <ul>
3222: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3223: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3224: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3225: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3226: </ul>
3227: <p>
3228: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3229: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3230: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3231: <p>
3232: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3233: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3234: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3235: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3236: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3237: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3238: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3239: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.204 tb 3240: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3241: controllers.
3242: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3243: would not get documentation, either.
3244: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3245: look saintly.
3246: <p>
3247: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3248: in OpenBSD, please buy
3249: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
3250: RAID cards. And everything
1.206 tb 3251: <a href="https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3252: will just work</a>.
3253: <p>
3254: And keep pestering the other vendors.
3255: <br>
3256: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3257: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3258: </td><td valign=top>
1.58 deraadt 3259: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3260: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
3261: <br>
3262: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
3263: <br>
3264: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3265: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3266: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
3267: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
3268: <br>
3269: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3270: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
3271: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
3272: <br>
3273: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
3274: <br>
3275: <br>
3276: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
3277: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
3278: <br>
3279: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3280: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
3281: <br>
3282: <br>
3283: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
3284: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
3285: <br>
3286: <br>
3287: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
3288: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
3289: <br>
3290: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3291: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
3292: <br>
3293: <br>
3294: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
3295: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
3296: <br>
3297: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
3298: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
3299: <br>
3300: <br>
3301: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
3302: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3303: there before him
3304: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3305: secure operating system,
3306: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
3307: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
3308: <br>
3309: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
3310: Puffiana Jones!<br>
3311: <br>
3312: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3313: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3314: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 3315: </td></tr></table>
3316: <p>
3317: <em>
3318: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3319: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3320: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3321: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3322: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.58 deraadt 3323: <br>
3324: <br>
3325: </em>
3326:
3327: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 3328: <a name=37></a>
1.175 deraadt 3329: <h2><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
1.44 deraadt 3330: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3331: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 3332: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3333: 10:08 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3334: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
3335: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3336: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.44 deraadt 3337: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3338: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3339: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3340: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 3341: <br>
3342: <br>
3343: <em>
3344: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
3345: good device support.<br>
3346: <br>
3347: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3348: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3349: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3350: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3351: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3352: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3353: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3354: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3355: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 3356: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 3357: <br>
3358: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3359: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3360: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3361: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3362: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3363: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
3364: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
3365: <br>
3366: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
3367: <br>
3368: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3369: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3370: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3371: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3372: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
3373: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
3374: <br>
3375:
3376: Want to help us? Avoid
1.204 tb 3377: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3378: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3379: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.204 tb 3380: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3381: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3382: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.204 tb 3383: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3384: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3385: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3386: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3387: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3388: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3389: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 3390: <br>
3391: <br>
3392: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3393: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3394: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3395: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3396: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3397: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3398: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3399: development information for all, but are even going further and
3400: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3401: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
3402: <br>
3403: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3404: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
3405: </td><td valign=top>
1.44 deraadt 3406: <br>
3407: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3408: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3409: send out the alarm<br>
3410: and the shit storm flies<br>
3411: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3412: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3413: twisting up a ride<br>
3414: to the land of OS<br>
3415: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3416: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3417: The open slippers red are<br>
3418: Hers to take<br>
3419: <br>
1.53 otto 3420: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3421: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3422: <br>
3423: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3424: To get yourself back home<br>
3425: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3426: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3427: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3428: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3429: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3430: You'll never lose<br>
3431: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3432: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3433: lazy and insane<br>
3434: but they sang OK<br>
3435: <br>
1.53 otto 3436: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3437: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
3438: <br>
3439: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3440: The city glows<br>
3441: It's positively green<br>
3442: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3443: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
3444: <br>
3445: Go to the west<br>
3446: You must pass the test<br>
3447: For me<br>
3448: Bring me the ride<br>
3449: of the witch I despise<br>
3450: And you'll be free<br>
3451: <br>
3452: You don't need the broom<br>
3453: You don't need the shoes<br>
3454: You don't need the wiz<br>
3455: You will never lose<br>
3456: You have all you need<br>
3457: You always had heart<br>
3458: You always had courage<br>
3459: Did somebody fart?<br>
3460: You always had brains<br>
3461: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3462: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3463: But you've got some balls<br>
3464: So double click heels<br>
3465: and work with Taiwan<br>
3466: And speak to your doggie<br>
3467: You're already gone....<br>
3468: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3469: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3470: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 3471: </td></tr></table>
3472: <p>
3473: <em>
3474: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3475: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3476: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3477: Semaka,
3478: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3479: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3480: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.112 deraadt 3481: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.44 deraadt 3482: <br>
3483: <br>
3484: </em>
3485:
3486: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 3487: <a name=36></a>
1.175 deraadt 3488: <h2><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
1.37 deraadt 3489: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3490: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3491: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3492: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3493: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
3494: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3495: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.37 deraadt 3496: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
3497: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3498: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3499: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 3500: <br>
3501: <br>
3502: <em>
3503: What is up with some free software providers?!
3504: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3505: <p>
3506: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3507: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3508: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3509: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3510: going to remember them in the end.
3511: <p>
3512: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3513: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3514: offerings in the last few years:
3515: <ul>
3516: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3517: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3518: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3519: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3520: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3521: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3522: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3523: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3524: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3525: <p>
3526: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3527: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3528: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3529: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3530: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3531: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3532: <p>
3533: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3534: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3535: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3536: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3537: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3538: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3539: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3540: </ul>
3541: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3542: others who will follow them:
3543: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3544: replace it.
3545: <br>
3546: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3547: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3548: </td><td valign=top>
1.37 deraadt 3549: <br>
3550: <br>
3551: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3552: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3553: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3554: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3555: <p>
3556: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3557: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3558: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3559: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3560: <p>
3561: <br>
3562: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3563: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3564: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3565: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3566: <p>
3567: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3568: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3569: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3570: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3571: <p>
3572: <br>
3573: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3574: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3575: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3576: So he fought the fight<br>
3577: and he set things right<br>
3578: With his OpenBSD<br>
3579: <p>
3580: <br>
3581: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3582: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3583: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3584: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3585: <p>
3586: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3587: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3588: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3589: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3590: <p>
3591: <br>
3592: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3593: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3594: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3595: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3596: <p>
3597: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3598: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3599: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3600: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3601: <p>
3602: <br>
3603: CHORUS<br>
3604: <p>
3605: <br>
3606: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3607: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3608: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3609: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3610: <p>
3611: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3612: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3613: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3614: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3615: <p>
3616: <br>
3617: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3618: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3619: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3620: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3621: <p>
3622: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3623: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3624: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3625: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3626: <p>
3627: <br>
3628: CHORUS<br>
3629: <br>
3630: <p>
3631: That's right!<br>
3632: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3633: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
3634: <br>
1.148 deraadt 3635: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 3636: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 3637: </td></tr></table>
3638: <p>
3639: <em>
3640: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
3641: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
3642: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.112 deraadt 3643: Moxam Studios (<a mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com>moxamstudios@hotmail.com</a>).
1.37 deraadt 3644: <br>
3645: <br>
3646: </em>
3647:
3648: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 3649: <a name=35></a>
1.175 deraadt 3650: <h2><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
1.30 deraadt 3651: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
3652: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 3653: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 3654: 5:21 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3655: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
3656: <br>
1.126 deraadt 3657: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 3658: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 3659: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3660: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3661: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 3662: <br>
3663: <br>
3664: <em>
3665: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3666: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3667: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3668: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3669: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3670: <p>
3671: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.204 tb 3672: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3673: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3674: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3675: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3676: sessions. Our
1.204 tb 3677: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3678: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3679: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3680: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3681: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3682: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3683: <p>
3684: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3685: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3686: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3687: Redundancy Protocol); on
1.205 tb 3688: <a href="https://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
1.30 deraadt 3689: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3690: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3691: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3692: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3693: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3694: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3695: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3696: There was much deliberation</a>
3697: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3698: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
3699: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
3700: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3701: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3702: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3703: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3704: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3705: eh?
3706: <p>
3707: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3708: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3709: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
3710: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
3711: claim patent rights.
3712: <p>
3713: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3714: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
3715: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
3716: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3717: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3718: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3719: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3720: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3721: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3722: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3723: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3724: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3725: <p>
3726: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3727: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3728: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3729: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
3730: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3731: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3732: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3733: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3734: like all others, except against the community.
3735: <p>
3736: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3737: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3738: <p>
3739: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3740: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3741: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3742: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3743: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3744: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3745: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3746: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3747: it to use cryptography.
3748: <p>
3749: The combination of
1.204 tb 3750: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3751: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3752: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3753: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3754: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3755: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3756: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3757: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3758: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3759: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3760: <p>
3761: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3762: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3763: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3764: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3765: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3766: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3767: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3768: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3769: <p>
3770: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3771: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
3772: <br>
3773: </em>
1.182 deraadt 3774: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 3775: </td><td valign=top>
1.30 deraadt 3776: <br>
3777: <br>
3778: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3779: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
3780: <br>
3781: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3782: A what?
3783: <br>
3784: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3785: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
3786: <br>
3787: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3788: Well, it's free isn't it?
3789: <br>
3790: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3791: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
3792: <br>
3793: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3794: What?
3795: <br>
3796: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3797: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
3798: <br>
3799: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3800: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
3801: <br>
3802: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3803: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
3804: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
3805: <br>
3806: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3807: You must be a looney.
3808: <br>
3809: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3810: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
3811: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
3812: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
3813: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
3814: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
3815: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
3816: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
3817: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
3818: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
3819: <br>
3820: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3821: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
3822: <br>
3823: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3824: Yes.
3825: <br>
3826: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3827: For a free redundancy protocol?
3828: <br>
3829: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3830: Yes.
3831: <br>
3832: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3833: You are a looney.
3834: <br>
3835: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3836: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
3837: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
3838: VRRP.
3839: <br>
3840: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3841: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
3842: <br>
3843: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 3844: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 3845: <br>
3846: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3847: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
3848: <br>
3849: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3850: Yes there is!
3851: <br>
3852: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3853: Isn't!
3854: <br>
3855: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3856: Is!
3857: <br>
3858: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3859: Isn't!
3860: <br>
3861: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3862: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
3863: <br>
3864: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3865: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
3866: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
3867: <br>
3868: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3869: The man didn't have the right form.
3870: <br>
3871: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3872: What man?
3873: <br>
3874: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3875: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
3876: <br>
3877: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3878: The looney detector van, you mean.
3879: <br>
3880: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3881: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
3882: <br>
3883: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3884: What redundancy detector van?
3885: <br>
3886: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3887: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
3888: <br>
3889: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3890: Cizzz-coeee?
3891: <br>
3892: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3893: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
3894: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
3895: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
3896: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
3897: <br>
3898: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 3899: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 3900: <br>
3901: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3902: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
3903: <br>
3904: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3905: What PIX?
3906: <br>
3907: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3908: The PIX I'm replacing!
3909: <br>
3910: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3911: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
3912: license it?
3913: <br>
3914: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3915: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
3916: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
3917: <br>
3918: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3919: No they didn't!
3920: <br>
3921: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3922: Did!
3923: <br>
3924: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3925: Didn't!
3926: <br>
3927: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3928: Did, did, did and did!
3929: <br>
3930: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3931: Oh, all right.
3932: <br>
3933: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3934: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
3935: license?
3936: <br>
3937: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3938: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
3939: <br>
3940: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3941: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
3942: <br>
3943: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3944: A license?
3945: <br>
3946: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3947: Yes.
3948: <br>
3949: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3950: For your firewall?
3951: <br>
3952: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3953: No.
3954: <br>
3955: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3956: No?
3957: <br>
3958: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3959: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
3960: <br>
3961: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
3962: You're off your chump.
3963: <br>
3964: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
3965: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 3966: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 3967: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
3968: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
3969: <br>
3970: <br>
3971: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
3972: <br>
3973: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
3974: must ipso facto standard be<br>
3975: But standard it<br>
3976: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 3977: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 3978: the IETF<br>
3979: you see?<br>
3980: <br>
3981: But can VRRP<br>
3982: be said to be<br>
3983: or not to be<br>
3984: a standard, see,<br>
3985: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
3986: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
3987: <br>
3988: Singing...<br>
3989: <br>
3990: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
3991: VRRP ain't free.<br>
3992: O P E N B S D<br>
3993: CARP is free<br>
3994: <br>
3995: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
3996: let through IETF to mean<br>
3997: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
3998: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
3999: <br>
4000: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
4001: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
4002: CARP and PF are free.<br>
4003: <br>
4004: 1 1 2,<br>
4005: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
4006: CARP and PF are free.<br>
4007: <br>
4008: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
4009: bisected accidentally,<br>
4010: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
4011: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
4012: <br>
4013: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4014: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4015: <br>
4016: The End<br>
4017: <br>
4018: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
4019: <br>
4020: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
4021: <br>
4022: Geddy must be free.<br>
4023: <br>
4024: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4025: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4026: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 4027: </td></tr></table>
4028: <p>
4029: <em>
4030: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
4031: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.34 otto 4032: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4033: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 4034: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 4035: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
4036: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
4037: <br>
4038: <br>
4039: </em>
4040:
4041: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 4042: <a name=34></a>
1.175 deraadt 4043: <h2><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
1.20 deraadt 4044: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4045: <tr>
1.182 deraadt 4046: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4047: 3:30 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
4048: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
4049: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4050: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.20 deraadt 4051: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4052: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4053: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
4054: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 4055: <br>
4056: <br>
4057: <em>
4058: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 4059: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 4060: forces of the draconian government!
4061: <p>
4062: <br>
4063: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
4064: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
4065: of recent happenings.
4066: <p>
4067: Two years ago we became involved with the University
4068: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
4069: security research and development .. on things that
4070: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
4071: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
4072: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
4073: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
4074: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
4075: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
4076: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 4077: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 4078: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
4079: <p>
4080: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
4081: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4082: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4083: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4084: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4085: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4086: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4087: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4088: theft of oil.
4089: <p>
4090: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4091: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4092: <p>
4093: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4094: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4095: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4096: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4097: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4098: the project."
4099: <p>
4100: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4101: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4102: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4103: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4104: <p>
4105: Since the termination came near natural contract
4106: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4107: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4108: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4109: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4110: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4111: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4112: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4113: <p>
4114: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4115: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4116: of Robin Hood.
4117: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4118: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4119: </td><td valign=top>
1.20 deraadt 4120: <br>
4121: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4122: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4123: He had found the crusades<br>
4124: were an endless charade<br>
4125: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
4126: <br>
4127: <br>
4128: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4129: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4130: Clever chums they did find<br>
4131: other fish of their kind<br>
4132: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
4133: <br>
4134: <br>
4135: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4136: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4137: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4138: for to share online<br>
4139: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
4140: <br>
4141: <br>
4142: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4143: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4144: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4145: to the teaming schools<br>
4146: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
4147: <br>
4148: <br>
4149: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4150: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4151: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4152: So raise up your glass and<br>
4153: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4154: Fish for never running<br>
4155: and making something good!<br>
4156: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4157: <br>
4158: <br>
4159: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4160: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4161: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4162: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4163: Think he's a hero?<br>
4164: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4165: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4166: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4167: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4168: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4169: or we take away your worms too<br>
4170: <br>
4171: <br>
4172: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4173: Put on your glasses<br>
4174: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4175: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4176: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4177: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4178: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4179: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4180: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4181: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4182: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
4183: <br>
4184: <br>
4185: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4186: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4187: And took back all the booty<br>
4188: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4189: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
4190: <br>
4191: <br>
4192: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4193: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4194: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4195: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4196: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
4197: <br>
4198: <br>
4199: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4200: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4201: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4202: So raise up your glass and<br>
4203: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4204: Fish for never running<br>
4205: and making something good!<br>
4206: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4207: <br>
4208:
4209: <br>
4210: <br>
1.148 deraadt 4211: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4212: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 4213: </td></tr></table>
4214: <p>
4215: <em>
4216: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4217: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4218: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4219: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4220: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4221: <br>
4222: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4223: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4224: <br>
4225: </em>
4226:
1.23 jose 4227: <br>
4228: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 4229: <a name=33></a>
1.175 deraadt 4230: <h2><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4231: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4232: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4233: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4234: 4:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4235: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
4236: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4237: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4238: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4239: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4240: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4241: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 4242: <br>
4243: <br>
1.14 deraadt 4244: <em>
1.69 deraadt 4245: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4246: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 4247: <br>
1.69 deraadt 4248: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4249: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4250: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4251: III processors. We want documentation, because
4252: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4253: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4254: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4255: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4256: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 4257: mode.<br>
4258: <br>
4259: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 4260: </em>
1.182 deraadt 4261: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4262: </td><td valign=top>
1.11 deraadt 4263: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4264: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4265: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4266: Black was the protocol<br>
4267: <p>
4268: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4269: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4270: Then from the ocean came<br>
4271: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 4272: <br>
4273: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4274: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4275: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4276: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4277: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4278: <p>
4279: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4280: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4281: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4282: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4283: <p>
4284: And there he found<br>
4285: His destiny<br>
4286: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4287: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4288: <p>
4289: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4290: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4291: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
4292: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
4293: <p>
4294: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4295: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4296: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4297: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4298: <p>
4299: Broke down the guard<br>
4300: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4301: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4302: All alone and only bones<br>
4303: <p>
4304: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4305: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4306: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4307: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.148 deraadt 4308: </td><td valign=top align=right>
1.76 deraadt 4309: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 4310: </td></tr></table>
4311: <p>
4312: <em>
4313: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4314: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4315: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4316: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4317: </em>
4318:
4319: <br>
4320: <hr>
1.9 millert 4321: <a name=32></a>
1.175 deraadt 4322: <h2><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4323: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4324: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4325: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4326: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4327: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4328: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4329: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4330: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4331: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4332: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4333: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4334: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4335: </td><td valign=top>
1.9 millert 4336: Goldflipper<br>
4337: With golden skin<br>
4338: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4339: He's the machine<br>
4340: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4341: <p>
4342: And the fish<br>
4343: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4344: And the cat<br>
4345: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4346: <p>
4347: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4348: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4349: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4350: <p>
4351: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4352: <p>
1.9 millert 4353: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4354: catch the spikey one<br>
4355: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4356: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4357: <p>
1.9 millert 4358: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4359: and without a gun<br>
4360: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4361: <p>
1.9 millert 4362: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4363: such a sexy catch<br>
4364: Is she spying on him or<br>
4365: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4366: <p>
1.9 millert 4367: Oh double seven<br>
4368: Send me to Heaven<br>
4369: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4370: <p>
1.9 millert 4371: The women are fond<br>
4372: She knows what to do<br>
4373: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4374: <p>
1.9 millert 4375: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4376: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.182 deraadt 4377: </td><td>
1.11 deraadt 4378: <br>
4379: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4380: <p>
4381: <em>
1.9 millert 4382: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4383: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4384: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4385: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4386: </em>
4387:
4388: <br>
4389: <hr>
1.3 ian 4390: <a name=31></a>
1.175 deraadt 4391: <h2><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4392: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
4393: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4394: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4395: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4396: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4397: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4398: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4399: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4400: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4401: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4402: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4403: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4404: </td><td valign=top>
1.1 deraadt 4405: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4406: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4407: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4408: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4409: <p>
4410: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4411: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4412: <p>
4413: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4414: Über tragic<br>
4415: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4416: <p>
4417: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4418: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4419: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4420: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4421: <p>
4422: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4423: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4424: <p>
4425: Chorus
4426: <p>
4427: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4428: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4429: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4430: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4431: <p>
4432: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4433: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4434: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4435: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4436: <p>
4437: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 4438: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 4439: <p>
4440: <em>
1.3 ian 4441: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4442: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4443: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4444: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4445: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4446: </em>
4447:
1.8 millert 4448: <br>
4449: <hr>
1.9 millert 4450: <a name=30></a>
1.175 deraadt 4451: <h2><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
1.11 deraadt 4452: <p>
1.182 deraadt 4453: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1.11 deraadt 4454: <tr>
1.123 deraadt 4455: <td valign="top" width="30%">
1.199 deraadt 4456: 3:00 <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4457: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
4458: <br>
1.126 deraadt 4459: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.11 deraadt 4460: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
4461: <br>
1.76 deraadt 4462: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4463: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.182 deraadt 4464: </td><td valign="top" width="1%"><br>
1.144 deraadt 4465: </td><td valign=top>
1.76 deraadt 4466: <br>
4467: <br>
1.9 millert 4468: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4469: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4470: <p>
1.9 millert 4471: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4472: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4473: <p>
1.9 millert 4474: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4475: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4476: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4477: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4478: <p>
1.9 millert 4479: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4480: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4481: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4482: I'm secure by default<br>
4483: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 4484: <br>
1.144 deraadt 4485: </td><td valign=top>
1.8 millert 4486: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4487: </td></tr></table>
4488: <p>
1.8 millert 4489: <em>
1.9 millert 4490: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4491: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4492: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4493: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
4494: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 4495: </em>
1.79 deraadt 4496:
1.1 deraadt 4497: </body>
4498: </html>
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