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1.214 bentley 76: <h2 id=OpenBSD>
1.169 deraadt 77: <a href="index.html">
1.214 bentley 78: <i>Open</i><b>BSD</b></a>
79: Release Songs
1.170 tj 80: </h2>
1.214 bentley 81:
1.169 deraadt 82: <hr>
1.214 bentley 83:
1.170 tj 84: <p>
1.100 deraadt 85: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 86: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 87: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
88: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
89: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 90: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
91: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
92: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 93:
1.216 ! bentley 94: <table id=contents>
1.71 deraadt 95: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 96: <td>
1.212 deraadt 97: 6.2: <a href="#62">"A 3 line diff"</a><br>
1.199 deraadt 98: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 99: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
100: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 101:
1.183 deraadt 102: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 103: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
104:
1.193 deraadt 105: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
106: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
107: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 108: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
109:
110: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
111: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
112: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
113:
114: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
115: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
116: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
117: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
118: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
119: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
120: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
121: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
122: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
123: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
124:
125: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
126: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
127: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
1.216 ! bentley 128: <td>
1.212 deraadt 129: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.176 deraadt 130: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
131: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 132: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
133: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
134: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
135: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
136: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
137: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
138: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
139: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
140: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
141: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
142: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
143: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
144: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
145: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
146: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
147: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
148: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.216 ! bentley 149: </table>
1.182 deraadt 150:
1.216 ! bentley 151: <p>
1.182 deraadt 152: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.216 ! bentley 153:
! 154: <table><tr><td>
! 155: <a href="images/cdaudio.gif"><img alt=CD: height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"></a>
1.209 deraadt 156: <br>
1.201 bentley 157: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0
1.216 ! bentley 158: <td>
! 159: <a href="images/cdaudio2.gif"><img alt=CD: height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"></a>
1.209 deraadt 160: <br>
1.201 bentley 161: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1
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1.209 deraadt 164: <br>
1.201 bentley 165: The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
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1.212 deraadt 167:
168: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 169: <h2 id=62><a href="62.html">6.2</a>: "A 3 line diff"</h2>
! 170:
! 171: <table class=song>
1.212 deraadt 172: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 173: <td>
! 174:
! 175: <div class=download>
! 176: 1:54
! 177: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song62.mp3">(MP3 3.5MB)</a>
! 178: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song62.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
! 179: </div>
! 180:
! 181: <div class=commentary>
! 182: <p>
1.212 deraadt 183: In OpenBSD developer circles few memes carry as strongly as "The 3
184: line diff". This is a humorous warning, but also a true story. More
185: than half the developers ("the new kids") don't know this story but
1.214 bentley 186: still repeat the meme — it has nearly become apocrypha.
1.212 deraadt 187: <p>
188: Unfortunately, in software development not all problems are as trivial
189: as we think.
190: <p>
191: The event happened at a hackathon in Portugal more than a decade ago.
192: <p>
193: In a eureka moment Art declared he had found a stunningly simple
1.214 bentley 194: solution for a problem long pondered, and he could fix it in 2 — no
195: — 3 lines. In the following weeks his change grew larger and larger,
1.212 deraadt 196: introducing (or exposing) other problems. We stood and stared. It
197: was far from a 3 line diff, and was eventually discarded.
198: <p>
1.215 fcambus 199: I am not writing words of mockery here. This is a common occurrence in
1.212 deraadt 200: complex software development. To do great things, we must reach for
201: the sky. Sometimes we fail, and quite often it is messy.
202: <p>
203: There is of course a danger we'll believe we are invincible, and push
204: a change which is too disruptive to others. For that reason, we
205: operate as a team. We can try to avoid hubris.
206: <p>
207: Therefore to this day posing a question like "And you can fix the
208: problem in 3 lines?" is a humorous way of keeping each other honest.
1.216 ! bentley 209: </div>
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1.212 deraadt 212: <p>
213: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,<br>
214: A tale of a fateful diff,<br>
215: That started on a set of stairs<br>
216: Right by a pizza joint.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 217: <p>
1.212 deraadt 218: Art was a mighty coding man,<br>
219: And he was mighty sure<br>
220: The only change that was required<br>
221: Was a three-line diff, a three-line diff.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 222: <p>
1.212 deraadt 223: The coding started getting tough,<br>
224: The change began to swell,<br>
225: Despite the confidence of the programmers<br>
226: The system would then crash,<br>
227: the system always crashed.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 228: <p>
1.212 deraadt 229: The simple change became complex<br>
230: Just too many things overlooked,<br>
231: With Grabowski,<br>
232: And the testers too, <br>
233: Theo watching and skeptical<br>
234: Miod Vallat,<br>
235: And Kettenis, and Dale, and...<br>
236: Hacking Grabowski's diff.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 237: <p>
1.212 deraadt 238: So this is a tale of our programmers,<br>
239: They've been here for 20 years.<br>
240: They'll have to do the best they can,<br>
241: It's an endless task.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 242: <p>
1.212 deraadt 243: Grabowski and the others too<br>
244: Will do their very best<br>
245: To get the changes into prod<br>
246: It is an epic slog,<br>
1.216 ! bentley 247: <p>
1.212 deraadt 248: No QEMU, only DDB,<br>
249: Not a single luxury,<br>
250: Like Ritchie and Thompson did<br>
251: It's as primitive as can be<br>
1.216 ! bentley 252: <p>
1.212 deraadt 253: So check a new diff every week,<br>
254: Your head is sure to hurt<br>
255: While all the puzzled programmers<br>
256: Gawk at Grabowski's diff<br>
1.216 ! bentley 257: <p>
1.212 deraadt 258: Working on a marginal diff.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 259:
! 260: <td class=art>
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! 262: </table>
! 263:
! 264: <p class=colophon>
1.212 deraadt 265: Lyrics by Carson Harding based upon tale from Theo de Raadt.
266: Vocals by Johnny Nordstrom, Chris Wynters, Scott Peters (of Captain Tractor).
267: Composition, arrangement, instruments, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
268: This song was released 13 months after 6.2 due to various factors.
1.193 deraadt 269:
270: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 271: <h2 id=61><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
! 272:
! 273: <table class=song>
1.199 deraadt 274: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 275: <td>
! 276:
! 277: <div class=download>
! 278: 3:30
! 279: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
! 280: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a>
! 281: </div>
! 282:
! 283: <div class=commentary>
! 284: <p>
1.202 deraadt 285: OpenBSD was only a few months old when
286: we realized that read-only repository access
287: for everyone was a critical concept.
288: <p>
289: Previously, open source projects would make
290: occasional releases accompanied by tarballs of
291: final source files and Changelogs files, but would
292: not expose the step-by-step changes of the
293: development process. Unwittingly all open source
294: projects were operating with a walled garden
295: approach.
296: <p>
297: Chuck Cranor and I worked on the anoncvs feature, and
298: Bob Beck soon became involved in moving the anoncvs
299: mirror off my overloaded ISDN network to the
300: University of Alberta, thereby increasing our capacity
301: to deliver. Nowadays there are many anoncvs mirrors.
302: <p>
303: The introduction of anoncvs meant people without commit
304: access could read the commit logs, as well as each
305: committed diff. They could reason about the past as
306: they proposed new changes.
307: <p>
308: Anoncvs had an immediate impact expanding our development
309: group. We were inundated with high quality diffs. These
310: outsider developers wrote excellent changes because they had
311: sufficient context to reason upon. Those who overwhelmed us
312: with good changes became developers with commit access. We
313: were forced to hand out commit accounts like candy.
314: <p>
315: Some people said we would never last. Their cynicism
316: could almost be thanked for the increase in openness
317: we embraced, and then our openness probably led others
318: to embrace it also.
1.216 ! bentley 319: </div>
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! 321: <td class=lyrics>
1.202 deraadt 322: <p>
323: I had a Type-4 keyboard,<br>
324: Bought with my Sun workstation,<br>
325: Hacked on it 'til my fingers bled.<br>
326: Was the winter of '95.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 327: <p>
1.202 deraadt 328: Me and the guys from core,<br>
329: Had a source tree with lots of history.<br>
330: Chris and Charles held a little coup,<br>
331: I should have known I'd lose my history.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 332: <p>
1.202 deraadt 333: Oh, when I look back now,<br>
334: I can see we all have nothing<br>
335: When it all can be...
336: when it can be taken away.<br>
337: Everyone needs to know their history.<br>
338: It was the winter of '95<br>
1.216 ! bentley 339: <p>
1.202 deraadt 340: So we carried on with a fresh source tree,<br>
341: Spent all of our hours coding,<br>
342: Making changes in our private history,<br>
343: Repeating the error of the past, yeah.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 344: <p>
1.202 deraadt 345: The source tree just got too big,<br>
346: Too many diffs, too unreliable,<br>
347: Too few people had any access;<br>
348: Got to open it up now and forever<br>
349: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 350: <p>
1.202 deraadt 351: Sometimes when I look for something<br>
352: Reading ancient tarballs with despair<br>
353: I wonder what they were thinking.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 354: <p>
1.202 deraadt 355: And now the times have changed<br>
356: Repos on the web, git,<br>
357: now githubs everywhere.<br>
358: not like the winter of '95<br>
1.216 ! bentley 359: <p>
1.202 deraadt 360: Back around that Halloween,<br>
361: Microsoft said open source would never last,<br>
362: But now they use the repo tools,<br>
363: In the same open access way.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 364: <p>
1.202 deraadt 365: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 366:
! 367: <td class=art>
! 368: <img alt="" width=600 height=334 src="images/61_right.jpg">
! 369: </table>
! 370:
! 371: <p class=colophon>
1.202 deraadt 372: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt at the Ship & Anchor.
373: Vocals by Cary Shields.
374: Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.199 deraadt 375:
376: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 377: <h2 id=60a><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
! 378:
! 379: <table class=song>
1.176 deraadt 380: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 381: <td>
! 382:
! 383: <div class=download>
! 384: 4:23
! 385: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
! 386: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a>
! 387: <p>
1.176 deraadt 388: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 389: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 390: </div>
! 391:
! 392: <div class=commentary>
! 393: <p>
1.182 deraadt 394: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
395: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
396: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
397: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
1.216 ! bentley 398: </div>
! 399:
! 400: <td class=lyrics>
! 401: <p>
1.176 deraadt 402: We don't need no exploitation<br>
403: We don't need no overflows<br>
404: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
405: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
406: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
407: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
408: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
1.216 ! bentley 409: <p>
1.176 deraadt 410: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 411: <p>
1.176 deraadt 412: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
413: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 414: <p>
1.176 deraadt 415: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
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! 417: <td class=art>
! 418: <img alt="" width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg">
! 419: </table>
! 420:
! 421: <p class=colophon>
1.176 deraadt 422: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
423: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 424:
425: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 426: <h2 id=60b><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
! 427:
! 428: <table class=song>
1.177 deraadt 429: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 430: <td>
! 431:
! 432: <div class=download>
! 433: 5:10
! 434: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
! 435: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a>
! 436: <p>
1.177 deraadt 437: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 438: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 439: <p>
! 440: <img alt="" width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg">
! 441: </div>
! 442:
! 443: <div class=commentary>
! 444: <p>
1.182 deraadt 445: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
446: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
447: components that help make a difference.
1.216 ! bentley 448: </div>
! 449:
! 450: <td class=lyrics>
! 451: <p>
1.177 deraadt 452: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
453: Hacking websites for control<br>
454: Can you crack me?<br>
455: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
456: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
457: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 458: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 459: Never give in: just fight!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 460: <p>
1.177 deraadt 461: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
462: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
463: Can you phish me?<br>
464: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
465: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
466: Can you probe me?<br>
467: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
468: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
1.216 ! bentley 469: <p>
1.177 deraadt 470: But it was all futility<br>
471: The firewall was strong<br>
472: As all can see<br>
473: No matter how he tried<br>
474: He could not break free()<br>
475: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
1.216 ! bentley 476: <p>
1.177 deraadt 477: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
478: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
479: Can you scam me?<br>
480: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
481: Throwing packets with wget<br>
482: Can you hack me?<br>
483: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
484: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
1.216 ! bentley 485:
! 486: <td class=art>
! 487: <img alt="" width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg">
! 488: </table>
! 489:
! 490: <p class=colophon>
1.177 deraadt 491: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
492: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 493:
494: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 495: <h2 id=60c><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
! 496:
! 497: <table class=song>
1.183 deraadt 498: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 499: <td>
! 500:
! 501: <div class=download>
! 502: 3:51
! 503: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
! 504: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a>
! 505: <p>
1.183 deraadt 506: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 507: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 508: </div>
! 509:
! 510: <div class=commentary>
! 511: <p>
1.183 deraadt 512: Consider donating to our development efforts via
1.208 tj 513: <a href="https://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
1.183 deraadt 514: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
515: Canada and all over the world.
516: <p>
517: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
518: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 519: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 520: <p>
521: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
1.216 ! bentley 522: </div>
! 523:
! 524: <td class=lyrics>
! 525: <p>
1.183 deraadt 526: Money, donate your pay.<br>
527: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 528: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 529: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
530: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
531: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
532: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
1.216 ! bentley 533: <p>
1.183 deraadt 534: Canaries have your back.<br>
535: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
536: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
537: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
538: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
539: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 540: <p>
1.183 deraadt 541: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
542: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
543: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
544: Is the securest system today<br>
545: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
1.216 ! bentley 546:
! 547: <td class=art>
! 548: <img alt="" width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg">
! 549: </table>
! 550:
! 551: <p class=colophon>
1.183 deraadt 552: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
553: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
554: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 555:
556: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 557: <h2 id=60d><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
! 558:
! 559: <table class=song>
1.187 deraadt 560: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 561: <td>
! 562:
! 563: <div class=download>
! 564: 6:10
! 565: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
! 566: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a>
! 567: <p>
1.187 deraadt 568: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 569: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 570: </div>
! 571:
! 572: <div class=commentary>
! 573: <p>
1.187 deraadt 574: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
575: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
576: <p>
577: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
578: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
579: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
580: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
581: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
1.216 ! bentley 582: </div>
! 583:
! 584: <td class=lyrics>
! 585: <p>
1.187 deraadt 586: "Hello,<br>
587: Are there any experts out there?<br>
588: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
589: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 590: <p>
1.187 deraadt 591: "I don't know how<br>
592: But I need this feature now.<br>
593: My users are pained<br>
594: I need my server up again."<br>
1.216 ! bentley 595: <p>
1.187 deraadt 596: "Relax.<br>
597: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
598: Just the basic facts<br>
599: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
1.216 ! bentley 600: <p>
1.187 deraadt 601: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
602: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
603: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
604: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
605: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
606: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
607: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
608: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
609: This is just how you are.<br>
610: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 611: <p>
1.187 deraadt 612: OK<br>
613: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
614: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
615: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 616: <p>
1.187 deraadt 617: Can you upgrade?<br>
618: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
619: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
620: Our patience is at null.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 621: <p>
1.196 deraadt 622: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 623: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
624: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
625: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
626: Fork-bomb child.<br>
627: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
628: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
629: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
630: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
631: My inner child is crushed.<br>
632: My dreams are gone.<br>
633: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 634:
! 635: <td class=art>
! 636: <img alt="" width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg">
! 637: </table>
! 638:
! 639: <p class=colophon>
1.187 deraadt 640: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
641: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 642:
643: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 644: <h2 id=60e><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
! 645:
! 646: <table class=song>
1.188 deraadt 647: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 648: <td>
! 649:
! 650: <div class=download>
! 651: 5:30
! 652: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
! 653: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a>
! 654: <p>
1.188 deraadt 655: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 656: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 657: </div>
! 658:
! 659: <div class=commentary>
! 660: <p>
1.188 deraadt 661: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
662: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
663: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
664: <p>
665: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
666: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
667: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
668: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
669: others to follow our lead.
670: <p>
671: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
672: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
673: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
674: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
675: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
1.215 fcambus 676: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate representation
1.188 deraadt 677: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
678: cause expense.
679: <p>
680: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
681: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
682: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
683: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
684: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
685: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
686: <p>
687: Enjoy
688: <p>
1.214 bentley 689: —Bob
1.216 ! bentley 690: </div>
! 691:
! 692: <td class=lyrics>
! 693: <p>
1.188 deraadt 694: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 695: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 696: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
697: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 698: <p>
1.188 deraadt 699: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
700: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
701: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
702: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 703: <p>
1.188 deraadt 704: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
705: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
706: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
707: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
708: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
709: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
1.216 ! bentley 710: <p>
1.188 deraadt 711: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
712: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
1.216 ! bentley 713: <p>
1.188 deraadt 714: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
715: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
716: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
717: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 718: <p>
1.188 deraadt 719: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
720: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
721: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
722: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
723: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
724: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
1.216 ! bentley 725: <p>
1.188 deraadt 726: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
727: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 728: <p>
1.188 deraadt 729: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 730:
! 731: <td class=art>
! 732: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg">
! 733: </table>
! 734:
! 735: <p class=colophon>
1.188 deraadt 736: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
737: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 738:
739: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 740: <h2 id=60f><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
! 741:
! 742: <table class=song>
1.190 deraadt 743: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 744: <td>
! 745:
! 746: <div class=download>
! 747: 1:07
! 748: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
! 749: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a>
! 750: <p>
1.190 deraadt 751: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 752: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 753: </div>
! 754:
! 755: <div class=commentary>
! 756: <p>
1.190 deraadt 757: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
758: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
759: now...
1.216 ! bentley 760: </div>
! 761:
! 762: <td class=lyrics>
! 763: <p>
1.190 deraadt 764: Goodbye CDs <br>
765: I'm done with you today<br>
766: Goodbye<br>
767: Goodbye<br>
768: Goodbye<br>
769: No more pre-production<br>
770: And no more long delays<br>
771: So I have peace<br>
772: Of mind<br>
773: Goodbye.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 774:
! 775: <td class=art>
! 776: <img alt="" width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg">
! 777: </table>
! 778:
! 779: <p class=colophon>
1.190 deraadt 780: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
781: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 782:
783: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 784: <h2 id=60g><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
! 785:
! 786: <table class=song>
1.194 deraadt 787: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 788: <td>
! 789:
! 790: <div class=download>
! 791: 4:54
! 792: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
! 793: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a>
! 794: <p>
! 795: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.
! 796: </div>
! 797:
! 798: <div class=commentary>
! 799: <p>
1.195 tj 800: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 801: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
802: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
803: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
804: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
805: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
1.216 ! bentley 806: </div>
! 807:
! 808: <td class=lyrics>
! 809: <p>
1.194 deraadt 810: So,<br>
811: So you think you can sell<br>
812: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
813: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
814: Would you sell the green fields<br>
815: to buy your own cage?<br>
816: Be stable for a wage?<br>
817: So you think you can sell<br>
1.216 ! bentley 818: <p>
1.194 deraadt 819: Did you decide to trade<br>
820: Your leaders for stock?<br>
821: Complex code in the tree<br>
822: For simple code that was free?<br>
823: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
824: Did you walk out<br>
825: On a lead role in the war<br>
826: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 827: <p>
1.194 deraadt 828: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
829: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
830: it's all so impure<br>
831: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
832: What do you prize?<br>
833: That same old lure<br>
834: Wish you were secure<br>
1.216 ! bentley 835:
! 836: <td class=art>
! 837: <img alt="" width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg">
! 838: </table>
! 839:
! 840: <p class=colophon>
1.194 deraadt 841: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
842: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 843:
844: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 845: <h2 id=59a><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
! 846:
! 847: <table class=song>
1.165 deraadt 848: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 849: <td>
! 850:
! 851: <div class=download>
! 852: 4:06
! 853: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
! 854: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a>
! 855: <p>
1.165 deraadt 856: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 857: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 858: </div>
! 859:
! 860: <td class=lyrics>
! 861: <p>
! 862: No lyrics.
! 863:
! 864: <td class=art>
! 865: <img alt="" width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg">
! 866: </table>
! 867:
! 868: <p class=colophon>
1.165 deraadt 869: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
870: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
871:
872: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 873: <h2 id=59b><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
! 874:
! 875: <table class=song>
1.165 deraadt 876: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 877: <td>
! 878:
! 879: <div class=download>
! 880: 3:46
! 881: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
! 882: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a>
! 883: <p>
1.165 deraadt 884: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 885: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 886: <p>
1.165 deraadt 887: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 888: <img alt="Systemmagic" width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
! 889: </div>
! 890:
! 891: <td class=lyrics>
! 892: <p>
1.165 deraadt 893: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
894: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
895: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
896: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
897: <p>
898: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
899: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
900: <p>
901: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
902: Über tragic<br>
903: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
904: <p>
905: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
906: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
907: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
908: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
909: <p>
910: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
911: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
912: <p>
913: Chorus
914: <p>
915: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
916: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
917: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
918: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
919: <p>
920: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
921: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
922: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
923: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
924: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 925: Chorus
! 926:
! 927: <td class=art>
! 928: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg">
! 929: </table>
! 930:
! 931: <p class=colophon>
1.165 deraadt 932: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
933: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
934: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
935: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
936: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
937: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
1.158 deraadt 938:
939: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 940: <h2 id=58a><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
! 941:
! 942: <table class=song>
1.161 deraadt 943: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 944: <td>
! 945:
! 946: <div class=download>
! 947: 2:19
! 948: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
! 949: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a>
! 950: <p>
1.161 deraadt 951: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 952: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 953: <p>
1.161 deraadt 954: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 955: <img alt="FishHearts" width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
! 956: </div>
! 957:
! 958: <div class=commentary>
1.161 deraadt 959: <p>
1.182 deraadt 960: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.216 ! bentley 961: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup"><time datetime="1995-10-18T08:37:01Z">
! 962: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</time></a>.
! 963: <p>
1.161 deraadt 964: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
965: ~322,000 commits<br>
966: ~44 commits/day average<br>
967: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
1.216 ! bentley 968: </div>
! 969:
! 970: <td class=lyrics>
! 971: <p>
1.161 deraadt 972: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
973: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
974: Made commits to many a file<br>
975: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
1.216 ! bentley 976: <p>
1.161 deraadt 977: Take a moment to view<br>
978: The source of all this code<br>
979: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 980: <p>
1.161 deraadt 981: We're the openssh repository<br>
982: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
983: The openntpd repository<br>
984: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
985: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
986: The libressl repo too<br>
1.216 ! bentley 987: <p>
1.161 deraadt 988: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
989: Re-used far and wide<br>
990: The license is so liberal<br>
991: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
992: We'd love for you to code...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 993: <p>
1.161 deraadt 994: I don't really want to have to go<br>
995: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
996: The coder will commit the code<br>
997: That he wants all of you to load<br>
1.216 ! bentley 998: <p>
1.161 deraadt 999: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
1000: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1001: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1002: B... S... D...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1003:
! 1004: <td class=art>
! 1005: <img alt="" width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg">
! 1006: </table>
! 1007:
! 1008: <p class=colophon>
1.161 deraadt 1009: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
1010: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1011:
1012: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1013: <h2 id=58b><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
! 1014:
! 1015: <table class=song>
1.158 deraadt 1016: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1017: <td>
! 1018:
! 1019: <div class=download>
! 1020: 3:45
! 1021: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
! 1022: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a>
! 1023: <p>
1.158 deraadt 1024: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1025: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1026: </div>
! 1027:
! 1028: <td class=lyrics>
! 1029: <p>
! 1030: No lyrics.
! 1031:
! 1032: <td class=art>
! 1033: <img alt="" width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg">
! 1034: </table>
! 1035:
! 1036: <p class=colophon>
1.158 deraadt 1037: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
1038: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
1.152 deraadt 1039:
1040: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1041: <h2 id=58c><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
! 1042:
! 1043: <table class=song>
1.157 deraadt 1044: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1045: <td>
! 1046:
! 1047: <div class=download>
! 1048: 3:06
! 1049: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
! 1050: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a>
! 1051: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1052: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1053: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1054: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1055: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1056: <img alt="So Much Better" width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
! 1057: </div>
! 1058:
! 1059: <td class=lyrics>
! 1060: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1061: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1062: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1063: With every release,<br>
1064: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1065: a little better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1066: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1067: With every release,<br>
1068: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1069: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1070: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1071: Let's count in sys:<br>
1072: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
1073: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1074: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1075: With every release,<br>
1076: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1077: really better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1078: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1079: Let's count in log:<br>
1080: 314544 commits from developers<br>
1081: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
1082: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1083: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1084: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
1085: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
1086: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1087: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1088: With every release,<br>
1089: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1090: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1091: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1092: With every release,<br>
1093: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1094: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1095: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1096: With every release,<br>
1097: Puffy becomes better.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1098: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1099: With every release,<br>
1100: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1101: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1102:
! 1103: <td class=art>
! 1104: <img alt="" width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg">
! 1105: </table>
! 1106:
! 1107: <p class=colophon>
1.157 deraadt 1108: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
1109: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
1110: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
1111: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 1112:
1113: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1114: <h2 id=58d><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
! 1115:
! 1116: <table class=song>
1.159 deraadt 1117: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1118: <td>
! 1119:
! 1120: <div class=download>
! 1121: 4:52
! 1122: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
! 1123: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a>
! 1124: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1125: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
1126: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1127: <br>
1128: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1129: <img alt="A Year in the Life" width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
! 1130: </div>
! 1131:
! 1132: <td class=lyrics>
! 1133: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1134: I read the news today oh boy<br>
1135: About a silly man who made a change<br>
1136: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
1137: Well I just had to laugh<br>
1138: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1139: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1140: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
1141: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
1142: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
1143: They'd seen such code before<br>
1144: Everyone was really sure<br>
1145: It was from 1984..<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1146: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1147: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
1148: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
1149: And though the code was rather gross<br>
1150: They held their nose and dove.<br>
1151: Having read the code..<br>
1152: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1153: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1154: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
1155: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
1156: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
1157: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
1158: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
1159: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
1160: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
1161: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1162: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1163: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
1164: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
1165: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1166: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1167: I read the news today oh boy<br>
1168: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
1169: And though the holes were rather small<br>
1170: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 1171: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 1172: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
1173: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1174:
! 1175: <td class=art>
! 1176: <img alt="" width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg">
! 1177: </table>
! 1178:
! 1179: <div class=commentary>
1.159 deraadt 1180: <p>
1181: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
1182: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
1183: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
1184: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
1.214 bentley 1185: many times in OpenBSD — a decision is made by a few people to do
1.159 deraadt 1186: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
1187: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
1188: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
1189: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
1190: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
1191: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
1192: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
1.216 ! bentley 1193: </div>
! 1194:
! 1195: <p class=colophon>
1.159 deraadt 1196: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
1197: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1198:
1199: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1200: <h2 id=57><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
! 1201:
! 1202: <table class=song>
1.152 deraadt 1203: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1204: <td>
! 1205:
! 1206: <div class=download>
! 1207: 3:00
! 1208: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
! 1209: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a>
! 1210: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1211: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1212: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1213: <br>
1214: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1215: <img alt="Blue fish" width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
! 1216: </div>
! 1217:
! 1218: <td class=lyrics>
! 1219: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1220: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
1221: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 1222: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
1223: Boundry checks, and Canaries<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1224: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1225: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1226: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1227: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1228: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1229: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1230: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 1231: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 1232: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 1233: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1234: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1235: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1236: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1237: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1238: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1239: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1240: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 1241: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 1242: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
1243: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1244: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1245: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 1246: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1247: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1248: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1249: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1250: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
1251: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1252: <p>
! 1253: Instrumental
! 1254: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1255: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
1256: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
1257: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1258: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
1259: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
1260: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1261: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1262: Source Fish<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1263:
! 1264: <td class=art>
! 1265: <img alt="" width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg">
! 1266: </table>
! 1267:
! 1268: <p class=colophon>
1.152 deraadt 1269: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
1270: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
1271: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1272:
1273: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1274: <h2 id=56><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
! 1275:
! 1276: <table class=song>
1.148 deraadt 1277: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1278: <td>
! 1279:
! 1280: <div class=download>
! 1281: 3:54
! 1282: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
! 1283: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a>
! 1284: <p>
1.148 deraadt 1285: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1286: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1287: <br>
1288: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1289: <img alt="Captain Tedu" width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
! 1290: </div>
! 1291:
! 1292: <td class=lyrics>
1.148 deraadt 1293: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 1294: No lyrics.
! 1295:
! 1296: <td class=art>
! 1297: <img alt="" width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg">
! 1298: </table>
! 1299:
! 1300: <div class=commentary>
! 1301: <p>
! 1302: No one <em>wants</em> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
1.148 deraadt 1303: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
1304: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
1305: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
1306: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
1307: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
1308: LibreSSL was released.
1309: <p>
1310: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
1311: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
1312: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
1313: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
1314: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
1315: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1316: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1317: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1318: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1319: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1320: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1321: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1322: than just posture?
1.216 ! bentley 1323: </div>
! 1324:
! 1325: <p class=colophon>
1.148 deraadt 1326: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1327: by Jonathan Lewis.
1328:
1329: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1330: <h2 id=55><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
! 1331:
! 1332: <table class=song>
1.144 deraadt 1333: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1334: <td>
! 1335:
! 1336: <div class=download>
! 1337: 4:18
! 1338: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
! 1339: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a>
! 1340: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1341: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1342: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1343: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1344: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1345: <img alt="McFishy" width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
! 1346: </div>
! 1347:
! 1348: <td class=lyrics>
! 1349: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1350: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1351: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1352: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1353: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1354: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1355: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1356: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1357: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1358: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1359: <br>
1360: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1361: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1362: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1363: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1364: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1365: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1366: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1367: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1368: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1369: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1370: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1371: <br>
1372: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1373: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1374: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1375:
! 1376: <td class=art>
! 1377: <img alt="" width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg">
! 1378: </table>
! 1379:
! 1380: <div class=commentary>
! 1381: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1382: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1383: back to 1901. This is known as the
1384: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1385: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1386: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1387: <p>
1.146 guenther 1388: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1389: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1390: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1391: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1392: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1393: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1394: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1395: <p>
1396: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1397: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1398: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1399: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1400: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1401: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1402: <p>
1403: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1404: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1405: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1406: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1407: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1408: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1409: <p>
1410: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1411: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.216 ! bentley 1412: </div>
! 1413:
! 1414: <p class=colophon>
1.144 deraadt 1415: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1416: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1417:
1418: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1419: <h2 id=54><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
! 1420:
! 1421: <table class=song>
1.137 deraadt 1422: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1423: <td>
! 1424:
! 1425: <div class=download>
! 1426: 2:27
! 1427: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
! 1428: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
! 1429: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1430: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1431: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1432: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1433: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.216 ! bentley 1434: <img alt="Puffia" width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
! 1435: </div>
! 1436:
! 1437: <div class=commentary>
! 1438: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1439: do { to loop<br>
1440: at least one time<br>
1441: <br>
1442: regexp,<br>
1443: to match a chunk of text<br>
1444: <br>
1445: main, the name,<br>
1446: by which I'm called<br>
1447: <br>
1448: for,<br>
1449: another kind of loop<br>
1450: <br>
1451: sem,<br>
1452: a way to block a thread<br>
1453: <br>
1454: log<br>
1455: a func to follow sem<br>
1456: <br>
1457: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1458: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1459: <br>
1460: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1461: </div>
! 1462:
! 1463: <td class=lyrics>
! 1464: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1465: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1466: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1467: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1468: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1469: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1470: <br>
1471: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1472: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1473: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1474: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1475: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1476: <br>
1477: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1478: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1479: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1480: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1481: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1482: <br>
1.216 ! bentley 1483: (chorus)
! 1484: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1485: <br>
1486: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1487: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1488: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1489: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1490: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1491: <br>
1.216 ! bentley 1492: (repeat)
! 1493: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1494: <br>
1.216 ! bentley 1495: (chorus)
! 1496: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1497: <br>
1498: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1499: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1500: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1501: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1502:
! 1503: <td class=art>
! 1504: <img alt="" width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg">
! 1505: </table>
! 1506:
! 1507: <p class=colophon>
1.137 deraadt 1508: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1509: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1510:
1511: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1512: <h2 id=53><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
! 1513:
! 1514: <table class=song>
1.134 deraadt 1515: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1516: <td>
! 1517:
! 1518: <div class=download>
! 1519: 3:07
! 1520: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
! 1521: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a>
! 1522: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1523: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1524: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1525: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1526: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1527: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 1528: </div>
! 1529:
! 1530: <div class=commentary>
! 1531: <p>
1.214 bentley 1532: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist — Katherine Piro.
1.216 ! bentley 1533: </div>
! 1534:
! 1535: <td class=lyrics>
! 1536: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1537: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1538: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1539: [laughs]<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1540: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1541: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1542: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1543: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1544: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1545: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1546: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1547: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1548: Time to dump core.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1549:
! 1550: <td class=art>
! 1551: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg">
! 1552: </table>
! 1553:
! 1554: <p class=colophon>
1.134 deraadt 1555: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1556: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1557:
1558: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1559: <h2 id=52><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
! 1560:
! 1561: <table class=song>
1.131 deraadt 1562: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1563: <td>
! 1564:
! 1565: <div class=download>
! 1566: 3:01
! 1567: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 1568: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a>
! 1569: <p>
1.131 deraadt 1570: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1571: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1572: <p>
1.131 deraadt 1573: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1574: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 1575: </div>
! 1576:
! 1577: <div class=commentary>
! 1578: <p>
1.132 beck 1579: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1580: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1581: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1582: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1583: under particular Linux distributions.
1584: <p>
1585: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1586: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1587: <p>
1588: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1589: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1590: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1591: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1592: <p>
1593: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1594: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1595: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1596: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1597: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1598: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1599: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1600: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.216 ! bentley 1601: </div>
! 1602:
! 1603: <td class=lyrics>
! 1604: <p>
1.132 beck 1605: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1606: We are in every way Posix<br>
1607: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1608: We won't need any other.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1609: <p>
1.132 beck 1610: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1611: It's better than the last you know<br>
1612: Another million bits that changed<br>
1613: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1614: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1615: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1616: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1617: <p>
1.132 beck 1618: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1619: Others can work around this hell<br>
1620: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1621: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1622: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1623: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1624: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1625: We are Posix<br>
1626: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1627: Linux, Linux<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1628:
! 1629: <td class=art>
! 1630: <img alt="" width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg">
! 1631: </table>
! 1632:
! 1633: <p class=colophon>
1.131 deraadt 1634: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1635: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1636: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1637: Studios.
1638:
1639: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1640: <h2 id=51><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
! 1641:
! 1642: <table class=song>
1.126 deraadt 1643: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1644: <td>
! 1645:
! 1646: <div class=download>
! 1647: 2:47
! 1648: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
! 1649: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a>
! 1650: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1651: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1652: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1653: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1654: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1655: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 1656: </div>
! 1657:
! 1658: <td class=lyrics>
! 1659: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1660: If you've got a bug<br>
1661: That you just can't shove<br>
1662: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1663: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1664: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1665: Buffer overflow?<br>
1666: Don't know where to go<br>
1667: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1668: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1669: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1670: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1671: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1672: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1673: And you're off by one<br>
1674: And it ain't no fun<br>
1675: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1676: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1677: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1678: If your system's down<br>
1679: And it makes you frown<br>
1680: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1681: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1682: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1683: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1684: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1685: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1686: If you need a trace<br>
1687: Gonna win that race<br>
1688: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1689: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1690: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1691: If you got a crash<br>
1692: And you got no cash<br>
1693: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1694: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1695: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1696: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1697:
! 1698: <td class=art>
! 1699: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg">
! 1700: </table>
! 1701:
! 1702: <p class=colophon>
1.126 deraadt 1703: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1.216 ! bentley 1704: by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
! 1705: All instruments programmed by
1.126 deraadt 1706: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 1707: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.126 deraadt 1708:
1709: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1710: <h2 id=51b>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
! 1711:
! 1712: <table class=song>
1.126 deraadt 1713: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1714: <td>
! 1715:
! 1716: <div class=download>
! 1717: 3:11
! 1718: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
! 1719: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a>
! 1720: <p>
1.210 tj 1721: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.216 ! bentley 1722: <p>
! 1723: <img alt="" height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
! 1724: </div>
! 1725:
! 1726: <div class=commentary>
! 1727: <p>
1.175 deraadt 1728: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1729: <p>
1730: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1731: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1732: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1733: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1734: <p>
1735: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1736: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1737: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1738: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1739: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1.216 ! bentley 1740: <!--
1.126 deraadt 1741: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1742: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1743: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.216 ! bentley 1744: -->
1.126 deraadt 1745: <p>
1746: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1747: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1748: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1749: two bonus tracks).
1750: <p>
1751: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1.216 ! bentley 1752: </div>
! 1753:
! 1754: <td class=lyrics>
! 1755: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1756: Shut up and hack!<br>
1757: In the hack room<br>
1758: In the back room<br>
1759: Wires everywhere<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1760: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1761: At the tables<br>
1762: Fingers able<br>
1763: Take another dare!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1764: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1765: Close up your holes<br>
1766: Pick up the slack!<br>
1767: Get your head down!<br>
1768: Shut up and hack!<br>
1769: Close up your holes<br>
1770: Pick up the slack!<br>
1771: Get your head down!<br>
1772: Shut up and hack!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1773: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1774: Coding faster<br>
1775: You're the master<br>
1776: of security<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1777: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1778: In your t-shirts<br>
1779: Hack till it hurts<br>
1780: This is how to be free<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1781: <p>
! 1782: CHORUS
! 1783: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1784: Hit the pub now<br>
1785: We're a club now<br>
1786: Trading genius for free<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1787: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1788: Have a laugh and<br>
1789: Be a rock band<br>
1790: This is how it should be!<br>
1.20 deraadt 1791: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 1792: CHORUS
! 1793: </table>
1.104 deraadt 1794:
1795: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1796: <h2 id=51c>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
! 1797:
! 1798: <div class=download>
! 1799: 4:03
! 1800: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
! 1801: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a>
! 1802: <p>
1.210 tj 1803: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.216 ! bentley 1804: </div>
! 1805:
! 1806: <p class=colophon>
1.128 deraadt 1807: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1808: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1809: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1810:
1.216 ! bentley 1811: <!--
1.128 deraadt 1812: <p>
1.150 deraadt 1813: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
1814: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.216 ! bentley 1815: -->
1.128 deraadt 1816:
1817: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1818: <h2 id=50><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
! 1819:
! 1820: <table class=song>
1.124 deraadt 1821: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1822: <td>
! 1823:
! 1824: <div class=download>
! 1825: 3:03
! 1826: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 1827: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a>
! 1828: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1829: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1830: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1831: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1832: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1833: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 1834: </div>
! 1835:
! 1836: <div class=commentary>
! 1837: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1838: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1839: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1840: for us for many releases.<br>
1841: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1842: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1843: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1844: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1845: a parody magazine!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1846: </div>
! 1847:
! 1848: <td class=lyrics>
! 1849: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1850: What? Me Worry?<br>
1851: Not with this stuff<br>
1852: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1853: Nobody get tough<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1854: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1855: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1856: Having fun in the woods<br>
1857: Carving out toys<br>
1858: and makin' em good<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1859: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1860: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1861: I got so many tricks<br>
1862: I got undercover agents<br>
1863: Even out in the sticks<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1864: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1865: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1866: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1867: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1868: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1869: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1870: Little black flies<br>
1871: on a pile of GNU<br>
1872: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
1873: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1874: <p>
1.125 sthen 1875: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 1876: That's my thang<br>
1877: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
1878: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1879: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1880: It's a mad mad world<br>
1881: and number 5 is alive<br>
1882: I gotta black submarine<br>
1883: and I'm built to survive<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1884: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1885: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1886: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1887: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1888: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1889: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1890: Keep the source open<br>
1891: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 1892: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 1893: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1894: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1895: Got a stack o magazines<br>
1896: In my treehouse club<br>
1897: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
1898: Its secure ya bub<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1899: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1900: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
1901: And a bubble gum tank<br>
1902: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
1903: some Open source stank<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1904: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1905: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1906: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1907: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1908: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1909:
! 1910: <td class=art>
! 1911: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg">
! 1912: </table>
! 1913:
! 1914: <p class=colophon>
1.124 deraadt 1915: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1.216 ! bentley 1916: <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
! 1917: Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis.
! 1918: Electric guitars by <a href="https://www.cayusemusic.com/">Tim Williams</a>.
! 1919: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
! 1920: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.124 deraadt 1921:
1922: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 1923: <h2 id=49><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
! 1924:
! 1925: <table class=song>
1.123 deraadt 1926: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 1927: <td>
! 1928:
! 1929: <div class=download>
! 1930: 3:43
! 1931: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
! 1932: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a>
! 1933: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1934: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1935: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 1936: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1937: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
1938: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 1939: </div>
! 1940:
! 1941: <div class=commentary>
! 1942: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1943: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1.216 ! bentley 1944: the song about 4.2? Huh?
! 1945: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1946: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
1947: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1.216 ! bentley 1948: release — they fought and managed to free the code.
! 1949: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1950: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1.214 bentley 1951: including his favorite number — 42. Therefore we can remember
1.216 ! bentley 1952: the previous major achievement of CSRG — BSD 4.2.
! 1953: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1954: BSD 4.2 was
1955: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
1956: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
1957: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1.214 bentley 1958: at this moment, to read this page — sockets, AF_INET,
1.216 ! bentley 1959: virtual memory, etc.
! 1960: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1961: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1.216 ! bentley 1962: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.
! 1963: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1964: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1.216 ! bentley 1965: </div>
! 1966:
! 1967: <td class=lyrics>
! 1968: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1969: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
1970: before you can call him a man?<br>
1971: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
1972: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
1973: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
1974: before they are forever banned?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1975: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1976: The answer my friend<br>
1977: BSD 4.2<br>
1978: The answer<br>
1979: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1980: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1981: How many years can a planet exist<br>
1982: before it is paved by the V?<br>
1983: How many years can some source code exist<br>
1984: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
1985: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
1986: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1987: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1988: The answer my friend<br>
1989: BSD 4.2<br>
1990: The answer<br>
1991: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1992: <p>
1.123 deraadt 1993: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
1994: to share what is already ours?<br>
1995: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
1996: To end up not getting far?<br>
1997: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
1998: before we can hear every star?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 1999: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2000: The answer my friend<br>
2001: BSD 4.2<br>
2002: The answer<br>
2003: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2004: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2005: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
2006: with ships that are silicon made<br>
2007: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
2008: our future is made in the shade<br>
2009: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
2010: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2011: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2012: The answer my friend<br>
2013: BSD 4.2<br>
2014: The answer<br>
2015: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2016:
! 2017: <td class=art>
! 2018: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg">
! 2019: </table>
! 2020:
! 2021: <p class=colophon>
! 2022: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
! 2023: by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
! 2024: Guitar and harmonica
! 2025: by <a href="https://www.lesliealexander.com/">Leslie Alexander</a>.
! 2026: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
! 2027: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.123 deraadt 2028:
2029: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2030: <h2 id=48><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
! 2031:
! 2032: <table class=song>
1.120 deraadt 2033: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2034: <td>
! 2035:
! 2036: <div class=download>
! 2037: 2:39
! 2038: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
! 2039: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
! 2040: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2041: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 2042: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2043: this song.
! 2044: <p>
! 2045: [Instrumental]
! 2046: <p>
1.120 deraadt 2047: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 2048: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2049: </div>
! 2050:
! 2051: <div class=commentary>
! 2052: <p>
1.120 deraadt 2053: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 ! bentley 2054: </div>
! 2055:
! 2056: <td class=art>
! 2057: <img alt="" width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg">
! 2058: </table>
! 2059:
! 2060: <p class=colophon>
1.120 deraadt 2061: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
2062:
2063: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2064: <h2 id=47><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
! 2065:
! 2066: <table class=song>
1.119 deraadt 2067: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2068: <td>
! 2069:
! 2070: <div class=download>
! 2071: 4:39
! 2072: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
! 2073: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a>
! 2074: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2075: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2076: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2077: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2078: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 2079: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2080: </div>
! 2081:
! 2082: <div class=commentary>
! 2083: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2084: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 ! bentley 2085: </div>
! 2086:
! 2087: <td class=lyrics>
! 2088: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2089: Back when I was twenty<br>
2090: They said I wouldn't last<br>
2091: All that I believed in<br>
2092: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2093: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2094: All I ever wanted<br>
2095: Was to keep the world secure<br>
2096: And all the criticizing<br>
2097: Was something I'd endure<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2098: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2099: The changes that I've been through<br>
2100: And the trials along the way<br>
2101: The battle isn't over<br>
2102: And I'm living day by day<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2103: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2104: But I'm still here<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2105: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2106: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
2107: But I'm just being me<br>
2108: With my filter I can hide<br>
2109: My true identity<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2110: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2111: One day when I was flying<br>
2112: Across the open skies<br>
2113: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
2114: Had been weakened over time<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2115: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2116: The server room was burning up<br>
2117: And melting the array<br>
2118: A little breath of cold air<br>
2119: Was enough to save the day<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2120: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2121: CHORUS:<br>
2122: But I'm still here<br>
2123: Better than I've ever been before<br>
2124: I'm still free<br>
2125: Close a window, open up a door<br>
2126: I'm still me<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2127: <p>
! 2128: INSTRUMENTAL
! 2129: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2130: Now that I am older<br>
2131: And I've been around so long<br>
2132: The world is ever changing<br>
2133: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
2134: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 2135: CHORUS:
! 2136:
! 2137: <td class=art>
! 2138: <img alt="" width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg">
! 2139: </table>
! 2140:
! 2141: <p class=colophon>
1.119 deraadt 2142: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 2143: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
2144: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 2145:
2146: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2147: <h2 id=46><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
! 2148:
! 2149: <table class=song>
1.116 deraadt 2150: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2151: <td>
! 2152:
! 2153: <div class=download>
! 2154: 2:38
! 2155: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
! 2156: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a>
! 2157: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2158: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2159: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2160: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2161: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2162: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2163: </div>
! 2164:
! 2165: <div class=commentary>
! 2166: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2167: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 ! bentley 2168: </div>
! 2169:
! 2170: <td class=lyrics>
! 2171: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2172: Welcome to the future<br>
2173: One very rich man<br>
2174: runs the Earth with<br>
2175: one multinational<br>
2176: owns your stuff<br>
2177: and owns your birth<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2178: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2179: Everyone is armless<br>
2180: Personal robots<br>
2181: Do it all for you<br>
2182: Sitting on your slug head<br>
2183: One channel TV<br>
2184: never gonna bore you<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2185: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2186: CHORUS<br>
2187: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
2188: or a way to die<br>
2189: while alive and a loser<br>
2190: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 2191: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 2192: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2193: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2194: Everyone is happy<br>
2195: No more government<br>
2196: No more media<br>
2197: Only the Company<br>
2198: Entertains you<br>
2199: while it feeds you<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2200: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2201: Soylent Green pap<br>
2202: Eating your friends while<br>
2203: shopping, buying<br>
2204: Stupid applications<br>
2205: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2206: <p>
! 2207: CHORUS
! 2208: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2209: Take me back<br>
2210: Take me back<br>
2211: Please<br>
2212: Take me back<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2213: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2214: Way back in my time<br>
2215: Open source kept<br>
2216: everyone choosing<br>
2217: People knew the insides<br>
2218: Of devices they were using<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2219: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2220: Hackers had a doorway<br>
2221: Now it's locked and<br>
2222: dumbed down so much<br>
2223: One button coma<br>
2224: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
2225: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 2226: CHORUS
! 2227:
! 2228: <td class=art>
! 2229: <img alt="" width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg">
! 2230: </table>
! 2231:
! 2232: <p class=colophon>
1.116 deraadt 2233: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
2234: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
2235: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 2236: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2237: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.116 deraadt 2238:
2239: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2240: <h2 id=45><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
! 2241:
! 2242: <table class=song>
1.108 deraadt 2243: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2244: <td>
! 2245:
! 2246: <div class=download>
! 2247: 3:29
! 2248: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
! 2249: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a>
! 2250: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2251: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2252: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2253: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2254: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2255: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2256: </div>
! 2257:
! 2258: <div class=commentary>
! 2259: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2260: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 ! bentley 2261: </div>
! 2262:
! 2263: <td class=lyrics>
! 2264: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2265: I love to hate my PC<br>
2266: But now it's not so easy<br>
2267: Just wanna get this job done<br>
2268: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2269: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2270: You wanna know the truth?<br>
2271: Intel's controlling you<br>
2272: And Microsoft is too<br>
2273: But this is nothing new<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2274: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2275: With A.C.P.I.<br>
2276: This endless mess so corporate<br>
2277: Tangles and angles<br>
2278: In what could be straight forward<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2279: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2280: Lost connections<br>
2281: Lost my mind<br>
2282: It's such a waste of time<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2283: <p>
! 2284: CHORUS
! 2285: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2286: Now on the motherboard<br>
2287: Where all my life is stored<br>
2288: Playing with garbage there<br>
2289: With rules so unfair<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2290: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2291: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 2292: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 2293: Forcing us all to play<br>
2294: Our progress interrupted<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2295: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2296: Lost connections<br>
2297: Lost my mind<br>
2298: It's such a waste of time<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2299: <p>
! 2300: CHORUS
! 2301: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2302: Yes I'm a user<br>
2303: And I'm not the only one<br>
2304: I'm not a loser<br>
2305: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2306: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2307: And we will find it<br>
2308: The pin in all this heartache<br>
2309: Map our devices<br>
2310: And we know what it'll take<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2311: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2312: Lost connections<br>
2313: Lost my mind<br>
2314: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2315: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2316: (bridge)<br>
2317: On and on<br>
2318: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2319: All and all<br>
2320: We are one<br>
2321: Clean the dream<br>
2322: Gone wrong<br>
2323: We are Tron<br>
2324: On and on and on<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2325: <p>
! 2326: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)
! 2327: <p>
! 2328: Instrumental pre-chorus
! 2329: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2330: CHORUS<br>
2331: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2332:
! 2333: <td class=art>
! 2334: <img alt="" width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg">
! 2335: </table>
! 2336:
! 2337: <p class=colophon>
1.108 deraadt 2338: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2339: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2340: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2341: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2342: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.108 deraadt 2343:
2344: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2345: <h2 id=44><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
! 2346:
! 2347: <table class=song>
1.104 deraadt 2348: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2349: <td>
! 2350:
! 2351: <div class=download>
! 2352: 3:05
! 2353: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
! 2354: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a>
! 2355: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2356: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2357: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2358: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2359: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2360: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2361: </div>
! 2362:
! 2363: <div class=commentary>
! 2364: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2365: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2366: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2367: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2368: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2369: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2370: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2371: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2372: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2373: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2374: probably not been read by enough people.
1.216 ! bentley 2375: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2376: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2377: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2378: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1.214 bentley 2379: of corporate pollution — and release it freely — is more interesting
1.104 deraadt 2380: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2381: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2382: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2383: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1.214 bentley 2384: lots of really evil lawyers back then too — were they not afraid?
1.216 ! bentley 2385: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2386: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2387: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2388: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2389: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2390: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2391: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2392: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2393: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1.214 bentley 2394: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor — people like
1.104 deraadt 2395: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1.216 ! bentley 2396: <p>
1.105 deraadt 2397: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2398: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1.214 bentley 2399: was given to the world in June 1991 — the largest dump of free source
2400: code the world had ever received (for those days — not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1.216 ! bentley 2401: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2402: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2403: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2404: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2405: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2406: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2407: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2408: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1.207 deraadt 2409: a lot less than $1000 per copy).
1.216 ! bentley 2410: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2411: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2412: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1.216 ! bentley 2413: </div>
! 2414:
! 2415: <td class=lyrics>
! 2416: <p style="text-align: center">
1.104 deraadt 2417: Source Wars<br>
2418: Episode IV<br>
2419: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2420: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2421: Not so very long ago<br>
2422: and not so far away<br>
2423: AT&T made system code<br>
2424: and gave some bits away<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2425: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2426: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2427: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2428: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2429: for everyone on Earth<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2430: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2431: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2432: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2433: And good old greed was back again<br>
2434: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2435: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2436: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2437: sued BSDi from above<br>
2438: The code is free but<br>
2439: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2440: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2441: The University came calling<br>
2442: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2443: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2444: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2445: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2446: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2447: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2448: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2449: of BSD code all around<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2450: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2451: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2452: of credit front to back<br>
2453: This broke the license USL<br>
2454: was using to attack<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2455: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2456: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2457: and "settled" out of court<br>
2458: And UCB was big enough<br>
2459: to take it like a sport<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2460: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2461: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2462: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2463: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2464: every book with proper dues<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2465: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2466: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2467: apologetically<br>
2468: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2469: the same monopoly<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2470: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2471: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2472: down if everybody saw<br>
2473: How greed became so big<br>
2474: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2475: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2476: But only one community<br>
2477: the one that makes it tick<br>
2478: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2479: exposing hypocrites<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2480: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2481: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2482: to tell the story right<br>
2483: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2484: and kept in shining light<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2485: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2486: And may the source be with you<br>
2487: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2488: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2489: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2490: <td class=art>
! 2491: <img alt="" width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg">
! 2492: </table>
! 2493:
! 2494: <p class=colophon>
1.104 deraadt 2495: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2496: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2497: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2498: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2499: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.20 deraadt 2500:
2501: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2502: <h2 id=43><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
! 2503:
! 2504: <table class=song>
1.95 deraadt 2505: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2506: <td>
! 2507:
! 2508: <div class=download>
! 2509: 4:48
! 2510: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
! 2511: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a>
! 2512: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2513: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2514: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2515: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2516: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2517: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2518: </div>
! 2519:
! 2520: <div class=commentary>
! 2521: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2522: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2523: who is a lot like
2524: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1.216 ! bentley 2525: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2526: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2527: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2528: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2529: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2530: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2531: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2532: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2533: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2534: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2535: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1.216 ! bentley 2536: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very close by,
1.95 deraadt 2537: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1.216 ! bentley 2538: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2539: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2540: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2541: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2542: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1.214 bentley 2543: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him — and him
2544: alone — and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1.216 ! bentley 2545: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2546: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2547: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2548: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2549: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2550: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2551: influence which he could use so falsely.
1.216 ! bentley 2552: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2553: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2554: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2555: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2556: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2557: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2558: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2559: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2560: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2561: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2562: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2563: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1.216 ! bentley 2564: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2565: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2566: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2567: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2568: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2569: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1.214 bentley 2570: GNU software — including Emacs — compiles and runs on Windows.
1.216 ! bentley 2571: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2572: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2573: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2574: follow their own stupid rules.
1.216 ! bentley 2575: </div>
! 2576:
! 2577: <td class=lyrics>
! 2578: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2579: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2580: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2581: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2582: Tempting harpies<br>
2583: 13 years of treachery<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2584: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2585: <br>
2586: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2587: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2588: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2589: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2590: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2591: <br>
2592: But something's wrong with them<br>
2593: They will not take our free wares<br>
2594: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2595: Why are you so scared?<br>
2596: Why?"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2597: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2598: <br>
2599: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2600: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2601: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2602: There are many new laws"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2603: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2604: <br>
1.98 okan 2605: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2606: "Puffy!<br>
2607: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2608: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2609: <br>
2610: "First rule one dictates<br>
2611: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2612: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2613: <br>
2614: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2615: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2616: <br>
2617: "And rule two dictates<br>
2618: You must give it to me<br>
2619: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2620: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2621: <br>
2622: "The list goes on of course<br>
2623: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2624: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2625: <br>
2626: "This is madness!<br>
2627: He has lost his mind!<br>
2628: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2629: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2630: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2631: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2632: <br>
2633: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2634:
! 2635: <td class=art>
! 2636: <img alt="" width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif">
! 2637: </table>
! 2638:
! 2639: <p class=colophon>
1.95 deraadt 2640: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2641: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2642: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2643: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2644: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2645: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2646: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.95 deraadt 2647:
2648: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2649: <h2 id=42><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
! 2650:
! 2651: <table class=song>
1.90 deraadt 2652: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2653: <td>
! 2654:
! 2655: <div class=download>
! 2656: 4:40
! 2657: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
! 2658: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a>
! 2659: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2660: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2661: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2662: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2663: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2664: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2665: </div>
! 2666:
! 2667: <div class=commentary>
! 2668: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2669: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2670: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.214 bentley 2671: remained unchanged over the years — secure, free, reliable software,
1.90 deraadt 2672: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2673: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2674: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2675: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2676: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2677: away from the ideals very quickly.
2678: <p>
1.93 jmc 2679: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2680: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2681: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2682: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2683: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2684: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2685: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2686: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2687: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2688: <p>
2689: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2690: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2691: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2692: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2693: led to other issues.
2694: <p>
2695: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2696: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2697: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2698: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2699: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2700: <p>
2701: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1.214 bentley 2702: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit — it remains a core goal;
1.90 deraadt 2703: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1.214 bentley 2704: from projects who talk about sharing — such as the various Linux
1.90 deraadt 2705: projects.
2706: <p>
2707: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2708: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2709: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2710: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2711: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2712: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1.214 bentley 2713: — they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1.90 deraadt 2714: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2715: not for their agenda.
2716: <p>
2717: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2718: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2719: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2720: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1.216 ! bentley 2721: </div>
! 2722:
! 2723: <td class=lyrics>
1.90 deraadt 2724: <p>
2725: The starting line is nervous<br>
2726: we burst upon the course<br>
2727: Electric is our passion<br>
2728: An open hearted force<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2729: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2730: The water's full of dangers<br>
2731: That interrupt the flow<br>
2732: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2733: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2734: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2735: *Give and get back some<br>
2736: Sharing it all<br>
2737: Path we know best<br>
2738: we're having a ball<br>
2739: Opulent mission<br>
2740: Lost in our passion<br>
2741: You can still choose<br>
2742: If you don't swim to win<br>
2743: you'll never lose*<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2744: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2745: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2746: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2747: The window is a wall by now<br>
2748: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2749: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2750: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2751: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2752: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2753: Flies too close to itself<br>
2754: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2755: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2756: <p>
! 2757: *CHORUS*
! 2758: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2759: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2760: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2761: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2762: but this is not a race<br>
2763: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2764: for first or second place<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2765: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2766: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2767: Were traded for real goals<br>
2768: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2769: For those with corporate souls<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2770: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2771: *Give and get back some<br>
2772: Sharing it all<br>
2773: Path we know best<br>
2774: we're having a ball<br>
2775: Give and get zeros<br>
2776: Give and get ones<br>
2777: Given to you but<br>
2778: Not you to us<br>
2779: Opulent mission<br>
2780: Lost in our passion<br>
2781: You can still choose<br>
2782: If you don't swim to win<br>
2783: you'll never lose<br>
2784: You'll never lose*<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2785:
! 2786: <td class=art>
! 2787: <img alt="" width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif">
! 2788: </table>
! 2789:
! 2790: <p class=colophon>
1.90 deraadt 2791: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2792: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2793: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
! 2794: Vocals by Duncan McDonald. Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2795: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2796: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2797:
2798: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2799: <h2 id=41><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
! 2800:
! 2801: <table class=song>
1.81 deraadt 2802: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2803: <td>
! 2804:
! 2805: <div class=download>
! 2806: 4:19
! 2807: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
! 2808: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a>
! 2809: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2810: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2811: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 2812: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2813: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2814: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 2815: </div>
! 2816:
! 2817: <div class=commentary>
! 2818: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2819: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2820: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2821: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2822: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2823: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2824: device support.
2825: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2826: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2827: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2828: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2829: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2830: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2831: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2832: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2833: weird, or even buggy.
2834: <p>
2835: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2836: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2837: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2838: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2839: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2840: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2841: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2842: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2843: OpenBSD, either).
2844: <p>
2845: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2846: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2847: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2848: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2849: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2850: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2851: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2852: <p>
1.82 jsg 2853: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2854: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2855: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2856: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1.214 bentley 2857: communities — and their developers — with much less available clout for
1.81 deraadt 2858: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2859: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2860: would be fantastic by now.
2861: <p>
2862: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2863: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2864: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1.216 ! bentley 2865: </div>
! 2866:
! 2867: <td class=lyrics>
! 2868: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2869: Here's an old story ...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2870: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2871: <br>
2872: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
2873: We all know the details<br>
2874: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
2875: some serious loot,<br>
1.214 bentley 2876: and lucky — Mister — Baba<br>
1.81 deraadt 2877: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
2878: The little guy who<br>
2879: did the best with what he had<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2880: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2881: <br>
2882: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
2883: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
2884: in moderation<br>
1.214 bentley 2885: Three things the average man can't — get — right<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2886: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2887: <br>
2888: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
2889: never give him the password<br>
2890: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1.214 bentley 2891: stop — being — his brother.<br>
1.81 deraadt 2892: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 2893: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 2894: So do the best with what you have<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2895: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2896: <br>
1.214 bentley 2897: Beyond the lessons — you must know this<br>
1.81 deraadt 2898: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
2899: But unlike Vendors,<br>
2900: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2901: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2902: <br>
2903: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
2904: Look upon their words and despair<br>
2905: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
2906: then made him better off dead<br>
2907: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2908: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2909: <br>
2910: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
2911: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
2912: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
2913: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
2914: for each consecutive cut<br>
2915: But with the salty water of labour<br>
2916: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2917: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2918: <br>
2919: It's not whether you're well off<br>
2920: it's where you dig the well<br>
2921: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
2922: the little guy does right<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2923:
! 2924: <td class=art>
! 2925: <img alt="" width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif">
! 2926: </table>
! 2927:
! 2928: <p class=colophon>
1.157 deraadt 2929: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 2930: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.112 deraadt 2931: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 2932:
2933: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 2934: <h2 id=40b><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
! 2935:
! 2936: <table class=song>
1.76 deraadt 2937: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 2938: <td>
! 2939:
! 2940: <div class=download>
! 2941: 4:00
! 2942: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
! 2943: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a>
! 2944: <p>
1.210 tj 2945: This is the extra song on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" Audio CD.
1.216 ! bentley 2946: <p>
! 2947: <img alt="" height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
! 2948: </div>
! 2949:
! 2950: <div class=commentary>
! 2951: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2952: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
2953: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 2954: <p>
2955: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
2956: and music for each OpenBSD release.
2957: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
2958: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.216 ! bentley 2959: <!--
1.111 deraadt 2960: <p>
1.150 deraadt 2961: <a href="https://openbsdstore.com">
2962: Order this CDROM from the OpenBSD Store.</a>
1.216 ! bentley 2963: -->
1.111 deraadt 2964: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2965: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
2966: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
2967: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 2968: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2969: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.216 ! bentley 2970: </div>
! 2971:
! 2972: <td class=lyrics>
! 2973: <p>
1.76 deraadt 2974: Be Open<br>
2975: Be Vocal<br>
2976: Stay Open<br>
2977: Stay Vocal<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2978: <p>
! 2979: (repeat)
! 2980: <p>
1.76 deraadt 2981: OpenBSD<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2982: <p>
1.76 deraadt 2983: Twice a year,<br>
2984: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
2985: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
2986: and take strips out of liars.<br>
2987: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
2988: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
2989: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 2990: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 2991: and a license application<br>
2992: is a fishybomination<br>
2993: and a random allocation<br>
2994: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
2995: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
2996: OK stop.<br>
2997: I get it.<br>
2998: Some asshole lied.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 2999: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3000: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 3001: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 3002: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
3003: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
3004: in the cyber cider documation<br>
3005: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
3006: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
3007: OK stop.<br>
3008: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 3009: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 3010: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
3011: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
3012: I get it.<br>
3013: Where's my pencils?<br>
3014: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3015: <td class=lyrics>
! 3016: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3017: Be Open<br>
3018: Be Vocal<br>
3019: Stay Open<br>
3020: Stay Vocal<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3021: <p>
! 3022: (repeat)
! 3023: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3024: Then he has another beer and<br>
3025: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
3026: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
3027: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
3028: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
3029: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
3030: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
3031: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
3032: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
3033: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
3034: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
3035: every time, every song!<br>
3036: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
3037: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
3038: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
3039: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
3040: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3041: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3042: (beat boxin')<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3043: </table>
1.76 deraadt 3044:
3045: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3046: <h2 id=40><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
! 3047:
! 3048: <table class=song>
1.76 deraadt 3049: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3050: <td>
! 3051:
! 3052: <div class=download>
! 3053: 2:40
! 3054: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
! 3055: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a>
! 3056: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3057: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3058: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 3059: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3060: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
3061: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3062: </div>
! 3063:
! 3064: <div class=commentary>
! 3065: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3066: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 3067: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 3068: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 3069: sells to continue our development goals.
1.216 ! bentley 3070: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3071: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 3072: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
3073: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 3074: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
3075: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
3076: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
3077: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
1.216 ! bentley 3078: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3079: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
3080: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
1.216 ! bentley 3081: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3082: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
3083: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
3084: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
3085: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
3086: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.216 ! bentley 3087: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3088: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
3089: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 3090: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
3091: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
3092: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.216 ! bentley 3093: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3094: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
3095: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
3096: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
3097: other developers.
1.216 ! bentley 3098: </div>
! 3099:
! 3100: <td class=lyrics>
! 3101: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3102: Humppa negala<br>
3103: Humppa negala<br>
3104: Humppa negala<br>
3105: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3106: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3107: Humppa negala<br>
3108: Humppa negala<br>
3109: Humppa negala<br>
3110: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3111: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3112: Humppa neranenah<br>
3113: Humppa neranenah<br>
3114: Humppa neranenah<br>
3115: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3116: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3117: Humppa neranenah<br>
3118: Humppa neranenah<br>
3119: Humppa neranenah<br>
3120: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3121: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3122: Uru, uru achim!<br>
3123: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3124: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3125: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3126: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3127: uru achim!<br>
3128: uru achim!<br>
3129: OpenBSD!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3130: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3131: <br>
3132: (circus torture)<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3133: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3134: <br>
3135: Humppa negala<br>
3136: Humppa negala<br>
3137: Humppa negala<br>
3138: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3139: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3140: Humppa negala<br>
3141: Humppa negala<br>
3142: Humppa negala<br>
3143: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3144: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3145: Humppa neranenah<br>
3146: Humppa neranenah<br>
3147: Humppa neranenah<br>
3148: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3149: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3150: Humppa neranenah<br>
3151: Humppa neranenah<br>
3152: Humppa neranenah<br>
3153: Venismechah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3154: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3155: Uru, uru achim!<br>
3156: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3157: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3158: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3159: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3160: uru achim!<br>
3161: uru achim!<br>
3162: OpenBSD!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3163:
! 3164: <td class=art>
! 3165: <img alt="" width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif">
! 3166: </table>
! 3167:
! 3168: <p class=colophon>
1.90 deraadt 3169: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.216 ! bentley 3170: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 3171: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 3172: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.112 deraadt 3173: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 3174: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 3175:
3176: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3177: <h2 id=39><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
! 3178:
! 3179: <table class=song>
1.63 deraadt 3180: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3181: <td>
! 3182:
! 3183: <div class=download>
! 3184: 4:00
! 3185: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
! 3186: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a>
! 3187: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3188: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3189: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 3190: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3191: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3192: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3193: </div>
! 3194:
! 3195: <div class=commentary>
! 3196: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3197: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
3198: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
3199: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
3200: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
3201: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
1.216 ! bentley 3202: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.
! 3203: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3204: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
1.216 ! bentley 3205: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.
! 3206: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3207: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
3208: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
3209: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
1.216 ! bentley 3210: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.
1.63 deraadt 3211: <ul>
1.216 ! bentley 3212: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors at any time.
! 3213: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.
! 3214: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.
! 3215: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.
! 3216: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.
! 3217: <li>Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus less portable.
! 3218: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.
1.63 deraadt 3219: </ul>
1.216 ! bentley 3220: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3221: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
3222: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
3223: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
3224: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
3225: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 3226: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.216 ! bentley 3227: </div>
! 3228:
! 3229: <td class=lyrics>
! 3230: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3231: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
3232: when we found him on the beach,<br>
3233: there was nothin' shady<br>
3234: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
3235: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
3236: and his first little word was adorable<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3237: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3238: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3239: blah blah blah<br>
3240: Blah!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3241: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3242: <br>
3243: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
1.214 bentley 3244: But everybody was so happy — about Blob<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3245: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3246: <br>
3247: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
3248: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
3249: with a drop of goo<br>
3250: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
3251: But by the time he graduated<br>
3252: Blob was business slime!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3253: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3254: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3255: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3256: blah blah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3257: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3258: <br>
3259: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3260: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3261: <br>
3262: Now everybody had it<br>
3263: they was drivin' around<br>
3264: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
3265: for convenience now<br>
3266: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
3267: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3268: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3269: <br>
3270: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3271: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3272: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3273: blah blah<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3274: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3275: <br>
3276: It's linkin' time!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3277: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3278: <br>
3279: Now it was out of control<br>
3280: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3281: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3282: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3283: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3284: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3285: <br>
3286: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3287: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3288: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3289: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3290: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3291: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3292: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3293: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3294: And he battled the Blob<br>
3295: who had crossed the line<br>
1.214 bentley 3296: He was 50 feet tall — Doctor said "No fear"<br>
1.63 deraadt 3297: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3298: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3299: <br>
3300: But it was too late!<br>
3301: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3302: He wants your video!<br>
3303: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3304: He wants your drive!<br>
3305: He wants it all!!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3306: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3307: <br>
3308: Somebody help us!<br>
3309: Noooooooo!<br>
3310: NVIDIA!<br>
3311: Intel!<br>
3312: Atheros!<br>
3313: 3-Ware!<br>
3314: VIA!<br>
3315: ATI!<br>
3316: Broadcom!<br>
3317: TI!<br>
3318: Myricom!<br>
3319: HighPoint!<br>
3320: Adaptec!<br>
3321: Mylex!<br>
3322: ICP Vortex!<br>
3323: and IBM!<br>
3324: Takin' over the world!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3325:
! 3326: <td class=art>
! 3327: <img alt="" height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif">
! 3328: </table>
! 3329:
! 3330: <p class=colophon>
1.63 deraadt 3331: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3332: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 3333: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
! 3334: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a> &
1.63 deraadt 3335: Theo de Raadt.
3336: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
1.216 ! bentley 3337: Guitar by Tom Bagley.
1.63 deraadt 3338: Drums by Jim Buick.
3339:
3340: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3341: <h2 id=38><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
! 3342:
! 3343: <table class=song>
1.58 deraadt 3344: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3345: <td>
! 3346:
! 3347: <div class=download>
! 3348: 4:24
! 3349: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
! 3350: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a>
! 3351: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3352: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3353: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
1.216 ! bentley 3354: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a>
! 3355: <p>
1.199 deraadt 3356: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3357: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 3358: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3359: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3360: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3361: </div>
! 3362:
! 3363: <div class=commentary>
! 3364: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3365: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3366: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3367: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3368: their devices.
3369: <p>
3370: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3371: for the
1.204 tb 3372: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3373: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3374: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3375: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3376: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3377: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3378: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3379: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3380: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3381: <p>
3382: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3383: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3384: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3385: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
1.214 bentley 3386: development model — it becomes very hard for the principle of
1.58 deraadt 3387: "quality" to show its head.
3388: <p>
3389: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3390: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3391: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3392: <li>Repair
3393: </ul>
1.216 ! bentley 3394: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3395: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3396: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3397: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3398: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3399: <p>
3400: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3401: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3402: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3403: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3404: <p>
3405: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3406: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3407: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3408: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3409: <p>
3410: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3411: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3412: the AMI controllers.
3413: <p>
3414: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3415: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3416: basic RAID management:
3417: <ul>
3418: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3419: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3420: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3421: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3422: </ul>
3423: <p>
3424: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3425: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3426: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3427: <p>
3428: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3429: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3430: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3431: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3432: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3433: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3434: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3435: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.204 tb 3436: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3437: controllers.
3438: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3439: would not get documentation, either.
3440: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3441: look saintly.
3442: <p>
3443: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3444: in OpenBSD, please buy
1.216 ! bentley 3445: LSI/AMI RAID cards. And everything
1.206 tb 3446: <a href="https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3447: will just work</a>.
3448: <p>
3449: And keep pestering the other vendors.
1.216 ! bentley 3450: </div>
! 3451:
! 3452: <td class=lyrics>
! 3453: <dl>
! 3454: <dt>Narrator:
! 3455: <dd>
! 3456: <p>
! 3457: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!
! 3458: <p>
! 3459: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!
! 3460: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3461: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3462: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3463: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
1.216 ! bentley 3464: hackologist and adventurer!
! 3465: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3466: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3467: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
1.216 ! bentley 3468: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.
! 3469: <p>
! 3470: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!
! 3471: </dl>
! 3472:
! 3473: <dl>
! 3474: <dt>Marlus:
! 3475: <dd>
! 3476: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.
! 3477: <dt>Puffy:
! 3478: <dd>
! 3479: I'm a careful guy Marlus.
! 3480: </dl>
! 3481:
! 3482: <dl>
! 3483: <dt>Puffy and Salmah:
! 3484: <dd>
! 3485: They're hacking in the wrong place!
! 3486: </dl>
! 3487:
! 3488: <dl>
! 3489: <dt>Beluge:
! 3490: <dd>
! 3491: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!
! 3492: <dt>Puffy:
! 3493: <dd>
! 3494: Now you're gettin' nasty.
! 3495: </dl>
! 3496:
! 3497: <dl>
! 3498: <dt>Puffy:
! 3499: <dd>
! 3500: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?
! 3501: <dt>Salmah:
! 3502: <dd>
! 3503: API's, very dangerous. You go first.
! 3504: </dl>
! 3505:
! 3506: <dl>
! 3507: <dt>Narrator:
! 3508: <dd>
! 3509: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3510: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3511: there before him
3512: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3513: secure operating system,
3514: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
1.216 ! bentley 3515: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?
! 3516: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3517: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
1.216 ! bentley 3518: Puffiana Jones!
! 3519: </dl>
! 3520:
! 3521: <td class=art>
! 3522: <img alt="" height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif">
! 3523: </table>
! 3524:
! 3525: <p class=colophon>
1.58 deraadt 3526: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3527: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3528: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3529: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 3530: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.58 deraadt 3531:
3532: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3533: <h2 id=37><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
! 3534:
! 3535: <table class=song>
1.44 deraadt 3536: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3537: <td>
! 3538:
! 3539: <div class=download>
! 3540: 10:08
! 3541: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
! 3542: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a>
! 3543: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3544: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3545: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 3546: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3547: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3548: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3549: </div>
! 3550:
! 3551: <div class=commentary>
! 3552: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3553: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
1.216 ! bentley 3554: good device support.
! 3555: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3556: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3557: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3558: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3559: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3560: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3561: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3562: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3563: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3564: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.216 ! bentley 3565: solved in the ethernet market.
! 3566: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3567: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3568: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3569: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3570: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3571: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3572: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
1.216 ! bentley 3573: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.
! 3574: <p>
! 3575: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.
! 3576: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3577: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3578: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3579: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3580: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3581: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
1.216 ! bentley 3582: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.
! 3583: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3584: Want to help us? Avoid
1.204 tb 3585: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3586: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3587: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.204 tb 3588: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3589: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3590: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.204 tb 3591: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3592: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3593: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3594: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3595: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3596: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3597: which chipsets into which product.
1.216 ! bentley 3598: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3599: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3600: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3601: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3602: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3603: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3604: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3605: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3606: development information for all, but are even going further and
3607: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3608: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
1.216 ! bentley 3609: </div>
! 3610:
! 3611: <td class=lyrics>
! 3612: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3613: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3614: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3615: send out the alarm<br>
3616: and the shit storm flies<br>
3617: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3618: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3619: twisting up a ride<br>
3620: to the land of OS<br>
3621: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3622: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3623: The open slippers red are<br>
3624: Hers to take<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3625: <p>
1.53 otto 3626: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3627: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3628: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3629: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3630: To get yourself back home<br>
3631: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3632: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3633: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3634: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3635: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3636: You'll never lose<br>
3637: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3638: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3639: lazy and insane<br>
3640: but they sang OK<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3641: <p>
1.53 otto 3642: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3643: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3644: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3645: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3646: The city glows<br>
3647: It's positively green<br>
3648: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3649: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3650: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3651: Go to the west<br>
3652: You must pass the test<br>
3653: For me<br>
3654: Bring me the ride<br>
3655: of the witch I despise<br>
3656: And you'll be free<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3657: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3658: You don't need the broom<br>
3659: You don't need the shoes<br>
3660: You don't need the wiz<br>
3661: You will never lose<br>
3662: You have all you need<br>
3663: You always had heart<br>
3664: You always had courage<br>
3665: Did somebody fart?<br>
3666: You always had brains<br>
3667: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3668: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3669: But you've got some balls<br>
3670: So double click heels<br>
3671: and work with Taiwan<br>
3672: And speak to your doggie<br>
3673: You're already gone....<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3674:
! 3675: <td class=art>
! 3676: <img alt="" height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif">
! 3677: </table>
! 3678:
! 3679: <p class=colophon>
1.44 deraadt 3680: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3681: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3682: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3683: Semaka,
3684: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3685: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3686: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.216 ! bentley 3687: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3688:
3689: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3690: <h2 id=36><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
! 3691:
! 3692: <table class=song>
1.37 deraadt 3693: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3694: <td>
! 3695:
! 3696: <div class=download>
! 3697: 4:00
! 3698: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
! 3699: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a>
! 3700: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3701: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3702: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 3703: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3704: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3705: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3706: </div>
! 3707:
! 3708: <div class=commentary>
! 3709: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3710: What is up with some free software providers?!
3711: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3712: <p>
3713: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3714: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3715: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3716: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3717: going to remember them in the end.
3718: <p>
3719: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3720: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3721: offerings in the last few years:
3722: <ul>
3723: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3724: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3725: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3726: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3727: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3728: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3729: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3730: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3731: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3732: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3733: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3734: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3735: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3736: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3737: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3738: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3739: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3740: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3741: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3742: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3743: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3744: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3745: </ul>
1.216 ! bentley 3746: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3747: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3748: others who will follow them:
3749: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3750: replace it.
1.216 ! bentley 3751: </div>
! 3752:
! 3753: <td class=lyrics>
! 3754: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3755: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3756: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3757: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3758: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3759: <p>
3760: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3761: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3762: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3763: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3764: <p>
3765: <br>
3766: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3767: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3768: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3769: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3770: <p>
3771: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3772: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3773: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3774: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3775: <p>
3776: <br>
3777: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3778: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3779: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3780: So he fought the fight<br>
3781: and he set things right<br>
3782: With his OpenBSD<br>
3783: <p>
3784: <br>
3785: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3786: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3787: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3788: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3789: <p>
3790: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3791: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3792: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3793: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3794: <p>
3795: <br>
3796: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3797: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3798: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3799: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3800: <p>
3801: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3802: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3803: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3804: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3805: <p>
3806: <br>
1.216 ! bentley 3807: CHORUS
1.37 deraadt 3808: <p>
3809: <br>
3810: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3811: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3812: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3813: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3814: <p>
3815: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3816: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3817: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3818: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3819: <p>
3820: <br>
3821: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3822: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3823: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3824: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3825: <p>
3826: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3827: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3828: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3829: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3830: <p>
3831: <br>
1.216 ! bentley 3832: CHORUS
! 3833: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3834: <br>
3835: That's right!<br>
3836: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3837: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3838:
! 3839: <td class=art>
! 3840: <img alt="" height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif">
! 3841: </table>
! 3842:
! 3843: <p class=colophon>
1.214 bentley 3844: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka — Guitar by
1.216 ! bentley 3845: Chantal Vitalis — Bass by Jonny Nordstrom — Drums by John McNiel,
1.214 bentley 3846: Fiddle — Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 ! bentley 3847: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.37 deraadt 3848:
3849: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 3850: <h2 id=35><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
! 3851:
! 3852: <table class=song>
1.30 deraadt 3853: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 3854: <td>
! 3855:
! 3856: <div class=download>
! 3857: 5:21
! 3858: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
! 3859: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a>
! 3860: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3861: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 3862: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.
! 3863: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3864: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3865: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 3866: </div>
! 3867:
! 3868: <div class=commentary>
! 3869: <p>
1.30 deraadt 3870: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3871: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3872: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3873: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3874: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3875: <p>
3876: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.204 tb 3877: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3878: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
3879: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
3880: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
3881: sessions. Our
1.204 tb 3882: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3883: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
3884: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
3885: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
3886: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
3887: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
3888: <p>
3889: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
3890: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
3891: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
3892: Redundancy Protocol); on
1.205 tb 3893: <a href="https://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
1.30 deraadt 3894: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
3895: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
3896: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
3897: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
3898: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
3899: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 3900: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 3901: There was much deliberation</a>
3902: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
3903: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
1.214 bentley 3904: standards — as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
1.30 deraadt 3905: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
3906: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
3907: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
3908: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
3909: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
3910: eh?
3911: <p>
3912: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
3913: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
3914: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
1.214 bentley 3915: — a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
1.30 deraadt 3916: claim patent rights.
3917: <p>
3918: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
3919: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
1.214 bentley 3920: its patents for VRRP implementations — meaning basically that it was
1.30 deraadt 3921: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
3922: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
3923: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
3924: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
3925: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
3926: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 3927: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 3928: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
3929: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
3930: <p>
3931: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
3932: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
3933: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
3934: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
1.214 bentley 3935: avoid it — the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 3936: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 3937: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
3938: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
3939: like all others, except against the community.
3940: <p>
3941: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
3942: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
3943: <p>
3944: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
3945: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
3946: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
3947: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
3948: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
3949: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
3950: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
3951: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
3952: it to use cryptography.
3953: <p>
3954: The combination of
1.204 tb 3955: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
3956: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
3957: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 3958: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
3959: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
3960: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
3961: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
3962: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
3963: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
3964: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
3965: <p>
3966: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
3967: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
3968: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
3969: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
3970: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
3971: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
3972: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
3973: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
3974: <p>
3975: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
3976: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
1.216 ! bentley 3977: </div>
! 3978:
! 3979: <td class=lyrics>
! 3980:
! 3981: <dl class=compact>
! 3982: <dt>Customer:
! 3983: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 3984: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
1.216 ! bentley 3985: <dt>
! 3986: <dt>Licenser:
! 3987: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 3988: A what?
1.216 ! bentley 3989: <dt>Customer:
! 3990: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 3991: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
1.216 ! bentley 3992: <dt>Licenser:
! 3993: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 3994: Well, it's free isn't it?
1.216 ! bentley 3995: <dt>Customer:
! 3996: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 3997: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
1.216 ! bentley 3998: <dt>Licenser:
! 3999: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4000: What?
1.216 ! bentley 4001: <dt>Customer:
! 4002: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4003: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
1.216 ! bentley 4004: <dt>Licenser:
! 4005: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4006: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
1.216 ! bentley 4007: <dt>Customer:
! 4008: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4009: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
4010: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
1.216 ! bentley 4011: <dt>Licenser:
! 4012: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4013: You must be a looney.
1.216 ! bentley 4014: <dt>Customer:
! 4015: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4016: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
4017: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
4018: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
4019: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
4020: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
4021: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
4022: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
4023: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
4024: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
1.216 ! bentley 4025: <dt>Licenser:
! 4026: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4027: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
1.216 ! bentley 4028: <dt>Customer:
! 4029: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4030: Yes.
1.216 ! bentley 4031: <dt>Licenser:
! 4032: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4033: For a free redundancy protocol?
1.216 ! bentley 4034: <dt>Customer:
! 4035: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4036: Yes.
1.216 ! bentley 4037: <dt>Licenser:
! 4038: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4039: You are a looney.
1.216 ! bentley 4040: <dt>Customer:
! 4041: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4042: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
4043: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
4044: VRRP.
1.216 ! bentley 4045: <dt>Licenser:
! 4046: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4047: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
1.216 ! bentley 4048: <dt>Customer:
! 4049: <dd>
1.32 otto 4050: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.216 ! bentley 4051: <dt>Licenser:
! 4052: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4053: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
1.216 ! bentley 4054: <dt>Customer:
! 4055: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4056: Yes there is!
1.216 ! bentley 4057: <dt>Licenser:
! 4058: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4059: Isn't!
1.216 ! bentley 4060: <dt>Customer:
! 4061: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4062: Is!
1.216 ! bentley 4063: <dt>Licenser:
! 4064: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4065: Isn't!
1.216 ! bentley 4066: <dt>Customer:
! 4067: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4068: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
1.216 ! bentley 4069: <dt>Licenser:
! 4070: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4071: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
4072: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
1.216 ! bentley 4073: <dt>Customer:
! 4074: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4075: The man didn't have the right form.
1.216 ! bentley 4076: <dt>Licenser:
! 4077: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4078: What man?
1.216 ! bentley 4079: <dt>Customer:
! 4080: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4081: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
1.216 ! bentley 4082: <dt>Licenser:
! 4083: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4084: The looney detector van, you mean.
1.216 ! bentley 4085: <dt>Customer:
! 4086: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4087: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
1.216 ! bentley 4088: <dt>Licenser:
! 4089: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4090: What redundancy detector van?
1.216 ! bentley 4091: <dt>Customer:
! 4092: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4093: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
1.216 ! bentley 4094: <dt>Licenser:
! 4095: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4096: Cizzz-coeee?
1.216 ! bentley 4097: <dt>Customer:
! 4098: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4099: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
4100: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
4101: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
4102: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
1.216 ! bentley 4103: <dt>Licenser:
! 4104: <dd>
1.34 otto 4105: How much did you pay for that?
1.216 ! bentley 4106: <dt>Customer:
! 4107: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4108: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
1.216 ! bentley 4109: <dt>Licenser:
! 4110: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4111: What PIX?
1.216 ! bentley 4112: <dt>Customer:
! 4113: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4114: The PIX I'm replacing!
1.216 ! bentley 4115: <dt>Licenser:
! 4116: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4117: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
4118: license it?
1.216 ! bentley 4119: <dt>Customer:
! 4120: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4121: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
4122: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
1.216 ! bentley 4123: <dt>Licenser:
! 4124: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4125: No they didn't!
1.216 ! bentley 4126: <dt>Customer:
! 4127: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4128: Did!
1.216 ! bentley 4129: <dt>Licenser:
! 4130: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4131: Didn't!
1.216 ! bentley 4132: <dt>Customer:
! 4133: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4134: Did, did, did and did!
1.216 ! bentley 4135: <dt>Licenser:
! 4136: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4137: Oh, all right.
1.216 ! bentley 4138: <dt>Customer:
! 4139: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4140: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
4141: license?
1.216 ! bentley 4142: <dt>Licenser:
! 4143: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4144: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
1.216 ! bentley 4145: <dt>Customer:
! 4146: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4147: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
1.216 ! bentley 4148: <dt>Licenser:
! 4149: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4150: A license?
1.216 ! bentley 4151: <dt>Customer:
! 4152: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4153: Yes.
1.216 ! bentley 4154: <dt>Licenser:
! 4155: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4156: For your firewall?
1.216 ! bentley 4157: <dt>Customer:
! 4158: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4159: No.
1.216 ! bentley 4160: <dt>Licenser:
! 4161: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4162: No?
1.216 ! bentley 4163: <dt>Customer:
! 4164: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4165: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
1.216 ! bentley 4166: <dt>Licenser:
! 4167: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4168: You're off your chump.
1.216 ! bentley 4169: <dt>Customer:
! 4170: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4171: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 4172: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 4173: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
4174: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
1.216 ! bentley 4175: </dl>
! 4176: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4177: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4178: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4179: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
4180: must ipso facto standard be<br>
4181: But standard it<br>
4182: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 4183: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 4184: the IETF<br>
4185: you see?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4186: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4187: But can VRRP<br>
4188: be said to be<br>
4189: or not to be<br>
4190: a standard, see,<br>
4191: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
4192: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4193: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4194: Singing...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4195: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4196: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
4197: VRRP ain't free.<br>
4198: O P E N B S D<br>
4199: CARP is free<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4200: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4201: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
4202: let through IETF to mean<br>
4203: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
4204: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4205: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4206: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
4207: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
4208: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4209: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4210: 1 1 2,<br>
4211: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
4212: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4213: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4214: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
4215: bisected accidentally,<br>
4216: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
4217: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4218: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4219: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4220: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4221: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4222: The End<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4223: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4224: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4225: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4226: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4227: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4228: Geddy must be free.<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4229:
! 4230: <td class=art>
! 4231: <img alt="" height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif">
! 4232: </table>
! 4233:
! 4234: <p class=colophon>
! 4235: <span style="color:var(--green)">"CARP License"</span> sketch:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4236: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.216 ! bentley 4237: <span style="color:var(--green)">"Redundancy must be free"</span> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4238: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 4239: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 4240: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
1.216 ! bentley 4241: Lyrics by Bob Beck.
1.30 deraadt 4242:
4243: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 4244: <h2 id=34><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
! 4245:
! 4246: <table class=song>
1.20 deraadt 4247: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 4248: <td>
! 4249:
! 4250: <div class=download>
! 4251: 3:30
! 4252: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
! 4253: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a>
! 4254: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4255: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4256: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 4257: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4258: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
4259: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 4260: </div>
! 4261:
! 4262: <div class=commentary>
! 4263: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4264: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 4265: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 4266: forces of the draconian government!
4267: <p>
4268: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
4269: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
4270: of recent happenings.
4271: <p>
4272: Two years ago we became involved with the University
4273: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
4274: security research and development .. on things that
4275: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
4276: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
4277: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
4278: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
4279: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
4280: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
4281: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.214 bentley 4282: than funding — heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 4283: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
4284: <p>
4285: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
4286: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4287: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4288: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4289: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4290: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4291: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4292: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4293: theft of oil.
4294: <p>
4295: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4296: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4297: <p>
4298: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4299: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4300: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4301: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4302: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4303: the project."
4304: <p>
4305: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4306: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4307: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4308: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4309: <p>
4310: Since the termination came near natural contract
4311: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4312: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4313: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4314: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4315: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4316: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4317: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4318: <p>
4319: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4320: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4321: of Robin Hood.
1.216 ! bentley 4322: </div>
! 4323:
! 4324: <td class=lyrics>
! 4325: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4326: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4327: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4328: He had found the crusades<br>
4329: were an endless charade<br>
4330: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4331: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4332: <br>
4333: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4334: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4335: Clever chums they did find<br>
4336: other fish of their kind<br>
4337: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4338: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4339: <br>
4340: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4341: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4342: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4343: for to share online<br>
4344: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4345: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4346: <br>
4347: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4348: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4349: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4350: to the teaming schools<br>
4351: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4352: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4353: <br>
4354: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4355: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4356: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4357: So raise up your glass and<br>
4358: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4359: Fish for never running<br>
4360: and making something good!<br>
4361: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4362: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4363: <br>
4364: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4365: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4366: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4367: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4368: Think he's a hero?<br>
4369: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4370: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4371: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4372: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4373: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4374: or we take away your worms too<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4375: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4376: <br>
4377: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4378: Put on your glasses<br>
4379: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4380: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4381: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4382: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4383: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4384: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4385: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4386: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4387: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4388: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4389: <br>
4390: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4391: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4392: And took back all the booty<br>
4393: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4394: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4395: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4396: <br>
4397: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4398: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4399: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4400: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4401: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4402: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4403: <br>
4404: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4405: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4406: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4407: So raise up your glass and<br>
4408: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4409: Fish for never running<br>
4410: and making something good!<br>
4411: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4412:
1.216 ! bentley 4413: <td class=art>
! 4414: <img alt="" height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif">
! 4415: </table>
! 4416:
! 4417: <p class=colophon>
1.20 deraadt 4418: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4419: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4420: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4421: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4422: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4423: <br>
4424: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4425: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4426:
1.23 jose 4427: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 4428: <h2 id=33><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
! 4429:
! 4430: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4431: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 4432: <td>
! 4433:
! 4434: <div class=download>
! 4435: 4:00
! 4436: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
! 4437: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a>
! 4438: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4439: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4440: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 4441: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4442: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4443: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 4444: </div>
! 4445:
! 4446: <div class=commentary>
! 4447: <p>
1.69 deraadt 4448: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4449: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.216 ! bentley 4450: <p>
1.69 deraadt 4451: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4452: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4453: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4454: III processors. We want documentation, because
4455: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4456: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4457: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4458: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4459: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.216 ! bentley 4460: mode.
! 4461: <p>
1.36 deraadt 4462: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4463: </div>
! 4464:
! 4465: <td class=lyrics>
! 4466: <p>
1.11 deraadt 4467: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4468: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4469: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4470: Black was the protocol<br>
4471: <p>
4472: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4473: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4474: Then from the ocean came<br>
4475: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4476: <p>
1.17 deraadt 4477: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4478: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4479: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4480: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4481: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4482: <p>
4483: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4484: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4485: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4486: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4487: <p>
4488: And there he found<br>
4489: His destiny<br>
4490: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4491: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4492: <p>
4493: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4494: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4495: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
1.214 bentley 4496: Knowledge — so they may never return"<br>
1.11 deraadt 4497: <p>
4498: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4499: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4500: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4501: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4502: <p>
4503: Broke down the guard<br>
4504: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4505: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4506: All alone and only bones<br>
4507: <p>
4508: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4509: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4510: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4511: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4512:
! 4513: <td class=art>
! 4514: <img alt="" height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif">
! 4515: </table>
! 4516:
! 4517: <p class=colophon>
1.11 deraadt 4518: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4519: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4520: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4521: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4522:
4523: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 4524: <h2 id=32><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
! 4525:
! 4526: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4527: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 4528: <td>
! 4529:
! 4530: <div class=download>
! 4531: 3:00
! 4532: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
! 4533: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
! 4534: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4535: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4536: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 4537: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4538: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4539: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 4540: </div>
! 4541:
! 4542: <td class=lyrics>
! 4543: <p>
1.9 millert 4544: Goldflipper<br>
4545: With golden skin<br>
4546: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4547: He's the machine<br>
4548: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4549: <p>
4550: And the fish<br>
4551: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4552: And the cat<br>
4553: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4554: <p>
4555: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4556: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4557: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4558: <p>
4559: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4560: <p>
1.9 millert 4561: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4562: catch the spikey one<br>
4563: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4564: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4565: <p>
1.9 millert 4566: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4567: and without a gun<br>
4568: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4569: <p>
1.9 millert 4570: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4571: such a sexy catch<br>
4572: Is she spying on him or<br>
4573: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4574: <p>
1.9 millert 4575: Oh double seven<br>
4576: Send me to Heaven<br>
4577: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4578: <p>
1.9 millert 4579: The women are fond<br>
4580: She knows what to do<br>
4581: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4582: <p>
1.9 millert 4583: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4584: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4585: </table>
! 4586:
! 4587: <p class=colophon>
1.9 millert 4588: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4589: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4590: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4591: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4592:
4593: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 4594: <h2 id=31><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
! 4595:
! 4596: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4597: <tr>
1.216 ! bentley 4598: <td>
! 4599:
! 4600: <div class=download>
! 4601: 3:00
! 4602: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
! 4603: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
! 4604: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4605: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4606: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 4607: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4608: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4609: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 4610: </div>
! 4611:
! 4612: <td class=lyrics>
! 4613: <p>
1.1 deraadt 4614: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4615: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4616: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4617: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4618: <p>
4619: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4620: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4621: <p>
4622: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4623: Über tragic<br>
4624: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4625: <p>
4626: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4627: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4628: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4629: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4630: <p>
4631: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4632: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4633: <p>
4634: Chorus
4635: <p>
4636: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4637: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4638: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4639: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4640: <p>
4641: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4642: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4643: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4644: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4645: <p>
1.216 ! bentley 4646: Chorus
! 4647: </table>
! 4648:
! 4649: <p class=colophon>
1.3 ian 4650: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4651: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4652: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4653: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4654: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4655:
1.8 millert 4656: <hr>
1.216 ! bentley 4657: <h2 id=30><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
! 4658:
! 4659: <table class=song>
! 4660: <tr>
! 4661: <td>
! 4662:
! 4663: <div class=download>
! 4664: 3:00
! 4665: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
! 4666: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
1.11 deraadt 4667: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4668: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4669: uncompressed copy of this song.
! 4670: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4671: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4672: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.216 ! bentley 4673: </div>
! 4674:
! 4675: <td class=lyrics>
! 4676: <p>
1.9 millert 4677: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4678: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4679: <p>
1.9 millert 4680: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4681: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4682: <p>
1.9 millert 4683: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4684: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4685: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4686: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4687: <p>
1.9 millert 4688: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4689: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4690: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4691: I'm secure by default<br>
4692: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.216 ! bentley 4693: </table>
! 4694:
! 4695: <p class=colophon>
1.9 millert 4696: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4697: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4698: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4699: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.216 ! bentley 4700: Check out <a href="https://www.thedevils.com/">thedevils.com</a>
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