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1.214 bentley 76: <h2 id=OpenBSD>
1.169 deraadt 77: <a href="index.html">
1.214 bentley 78: <i>Open</i><b>BSD</b></a>
79: Release Songs
1.170 tj 80: </h2>
1.214 bentley 81:
1.169 deraadt 82: <hr>
1.214 bentley 83:
1.170 tj 84: <p>
1.100 deraadt 85: Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release
1.197 tj 86: our software with artwork and a matching song.
1.139 deraadt 87: Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from a classical
88: setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
89: describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through
1.197 tj 90: over the previous six months. To match the art released with the
91: historical CD sets, we joined up with some musicians we know to make
92: at least one song.
1.1 deraadt 93:
1.216 bentley 94: <table id=contents>
1.71 deraadt 95: <tr>
1.216 bentley 96: <td>
1.224 deraadt 97: 6.9: <a href="#69">"Vetera Novis"</a><br>
1.218 job 98: 6.8: <a href="#68">"Hacker People"</a><br>
1.212 deraadt 99: 6.2: <a href="#62">"A 3 line diff"</a><br>
1.199 deraadt 100: 6.1: <a href="#61">"Winter of 95"</a><br>
1.177 deraadt 101: 6.0: <a href="#60a">"Another Smash of the Stack"</a>,
102: <a href="#60b">"Black Hat"</a>,<br>
1.176 deraadt 103:
1.183 deraadt 104: <a href="#60c">"Money"</a>,
1.187 deraadt 105: <a href="#60d">"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</a>,<br>
106:
1.193 deraadt 107: <a href="#60e">"Mother"</a>,
108: <a href="#60f">"Goodbye"</a>, and
109: <a href="#60g">"Wish you were Secure"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 110: 5.9: <a href="#59a">"Doctor W^X"</a> and<br>
111:
112: <a href="#59b">"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</a><br>
113: 5.8: <a href="#58a">"20 years ago today"</a>,
114: <a href="#58b">"Fanza"</a>,<br>
115:
116: <a href="#58c">"So much better"</a>, and
117: <a href="#58d">"A Year in the Life"</a><br>
118: 5.7: <a href="#57">"Source Fish"</a><br>
119: 5.6: <a href="#56">"Ride of the Valkyries"</a><br>
120: 5.5: <a href="#55">"Wrap in Time"</a><br>
121: 5.4: <a href="#54">"Our favorite hacks"</a><br>
122: 5.3: <a href="#53">"Blade Swimmer"</a><br>
123: 5.2: <a href="#52">"Aquarela do Linux"</a><br>
124: 5.1: <a href="#51">"Bug Busters!"</a>,
125: <a href="#51b">"Shut up and Hack"</a> and<br>
126:
127: <a href="#51c">"Sonate aux insomniaques"</a><br>
128: 5.0: <a href="#50">"What Me Worry?"</a><br>
1.224 deraadt 129: <td>
1.175 deraadt 130: 4.9: <a href="#49">"The Answer"</a><br>
1.212 deraadt 131: 4.8: <a href="#48">"El Puffiachi"</a><br>
1.176 deraadt 132: 4.7: <a href="#47">"I'm still here"</a><br>
133: 4.6: <a href="#46">"Planet of the Users"</a><br>
1.175 deraadt 134: 4.5: <a href="#45">"Games"</a><br>
135: 4.4: <a href="#44">"Trial of the BSD Knights"</a><br>
136: 4.3: <a href="#43">"Home to Hypocrisy"</a><br>
137: 4.2: <a href="#42">"100001 1010101"</a><br>
138: 4.1: <a href="#41">"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</a><br>
139: 4.0: <a href="#40">"Humppa Negala"</a> and
140: <a href="#40b">"OpenVOX"</a><br>
141: 3.9: <a href="#39">"Blob!"</a><br>
142: 3.8: <a href="#38">"Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
143: 3.7: <a href="#37">"The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
144: 3.6: <a href="#36">"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
145: 3.5: <a href="#35">"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
146: 3.4: <a href="#34">"The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
147: 3.3: <a href="#33">"Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
148: 3.2: <a href="#32">"Goldflipper"</a><br>
149: 3.1: <a href="#31">"Systemagic"</a><br>
150: 3.0: <a href="#30">"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
1.216 bentley 151: </table>
1.182 deraadt 152:
1.216 bentley 153: <p>
1.182 deraadt 154: Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:
1.216 bentley 155:
156: <table><tr><td>
157: <a href="images/cdaudio.gif"><img alt=CD: height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif"></a>
1.209 deraadt 158: <br>
1.201 bentley 159: The Songs 3.0 - 4.0
1.216 bentley 160: <td>
161: <a href="images/cdaudio2.gif"><img alt=CD: height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif"></a>
1.209 deraadt 162: <br>
1.201 bentley 163: The Songs 4.1 - 5.1
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1.209 deraadt 166: <br>
1.201 bentley 167: The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
1.216 bentley 168: </table>
1.224 deraadt 169:
170: <hr>
171: <h2 id=69><a href="69.html">6.9</a>: "Vetera Novis"</h2>
172:
173: <table class=song>
174: <tr>
175: <td>
176:
177: <div class=download>
1.225 deraadt 178: 3:24
179: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song69.mp3">(MP3 6.2MB)</a>
180: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song69.ogg">(OGG 4.6MB)</a>
1.224 deraadt 181: </div>
182:
183: <div class=commentary>
184: <p>
185: as suns rise above high skies<br>
186: clouds die<br>
187: clearing the sky<br>
188: <p>
189: </div>
190:
191: <td class=lyrics>
192: <p>
193: No lyrics.<br>
194:
195: <td class=art>
196: <img alt="" height="45%" width="45%" src="images/8.gif">
197: </table>
198:
199: <p class=colophon>
1.226 ! deraadt 200: Commentary by Job Snijders. Instruments, composition, and arrangement
1.224 deraadt 201: by Bob Kitella.
1.218 job 202:
203: <hr>
204: <h2 id=68><a href="68.html">6.8</a>: "Hacker People"</h2>
205:
206: <table class=song>
207: <tr>
208: <td>
209:
210: <div class=download>
211: 3:24
212: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song68.mp3">(MP3 7.8MB)</a>
213: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song68.ogg">(OGG 11.0MB)</a>
214: </div>
215:
216: <div class=commentary>
217: <p>
218: Like the movie "Hackers", the OpenBSD project is now 25 years old.
219: Though the movie played no part in our focus on security.
220: <p>
221: What a ride it's been.
222: <p>
223: My little hobby project took itself both too seriously, and not
224: seriously at all. Then somewhere along the way the project started
225: collecting many seriously skilled developers who found it a
226: "fertile ground" to play and experiment. (To counter that, maybe they
227: didn't find other places as interesting, or didn't want to write
228: independent software which wasn't being adopted).
229: <p>
230: The "fertile ground" I'm talking about is our willingness to throw away
231: the old and replace it, or try to adopt or build security protections,
232: or integrate pieces normally not part of a unix system (such as the
233: extensive network components). The OpenSSH story comes from the same
234: approach.
235: <p>
236: In doing so, we didn't annoy too many people because we stayed true to
237: the spirit of old BSD unix. It <i>feels</i> like modernized SunOS 4.0,
1.219 tj 238: trying to be a highly cohesive complete system where all the parts are
1.223 jsg 239: supposed to work similarly, and if they don't, we consider changing them.
1.218 job 240: The ifconfig command has been extended greatly, but it remains :-)
241: <p>
242: Strangely, along the way our work started influencing the whole
243: software industry. The packet filter pf is included in some systems.
244: Our libc work is in other places. OpenSSH, privsep, and W^X and
245: address space randomization and other hardenings are either ubiquitous
246: now or inching that way. Pieces of our work are in nooks and crannies
247: everywhere, while the cohesive whole OpenBSD continues to be developed
248: apace.
249: <p>
250: Another 25 years?
251: <p>
252: </div>
253:
254: <td class=lyrics>
255: <p>
1.220 kn 256: This software is free,<br>
1.218 job 257: so on the count of three,<br>
1.221 kn 258: update to six point eight!<br>
1.218 job 259: <p>
260: Stack up too much fakes and the world breaks.<br>
1.222 kn 261: Only what's open can be true.<br>
1.218 job 262: Full transparency is best for you.<br>
263: <p>
264: Free functional, and secure.<br>
265: hacker people! hacker people!<br>
266: Just read the code if unsure.<br>
267: <p>
268: Hack the planet,<br>
269: search to see what makes it tick,<br>
1.222 kn 270: makes it panic.<br>
271: This software is free, so on the count of three:<br>
272: update to six point eight.<br>
1.218 job 273: <p>
274: Hacker people! Hacker people!<br>
275: <p>
276: What's the deal, what's still real?<br>
277: Ground yourself with truth.<br>
278: Run a software that allows you to sleuth.<br>
279: Only that what's open can be true.<br>
280: Full transparency is best for me and you.<br>
281: <p>
282: Hack the planet,<br>
283: search to see what makes it tick,<br>
284: makes it panic.<br>
285: <p>
286: if I fool your time you are mine.<br>
287: if I hide what you should see,<br>
288: your routing is debris.<br>
289: <p>
290: Hack the planet,<br>
291: search to see what makes it tick,<br>
292: makes it panic.<br>
293: Together we are openbsd,<br>
1.222 kn 294: so everyone update to six point eight!<br>
1.218 job 295: <p>
296: Hacker people! Hacker people!<br>
297:
298: <td class=art>
299: <img alt="" height="45%" width="45%" src="images/68_right.gif">
300: </table>
301:
302: <p class=colophon>
303: Commentary by Theo de Raadt. Lyrics by Job Snijders. Instruments, composition,
304: arrangement, and vocals by Lourens van der Zwaag & Said Vroon.
305: Mixed and mastered by Rayan Vroon.
1.212 deraadt 306:
307: <hr>
1.216 bentley 308: <h2 id=62><a href="62.html">6.2</a>: "A 3 line diff"</h2>
309:
310: <table class=song>
1.212 deraadt 311: <tr>
1.216 bentley 312: <td>
313:
314: <div class=download>
315: 1:54
316: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song62.mp3">(MP3 3.5MB)</a>
317: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song62.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
318: </div>
319:
320: <div class=commentary>
321: <p>
1.212 deraadt 322: In OpenBSD developer circles few memes carry as strongly as "The 3
323: line diff". This is a humorous warning, but also a true story. More
324: than half the developers ("the new kids") don't know this story but
1.214 bentley 325: still repeat the meme — it has nearly become apocrypha.
1.212 deraadt 326: <p>
327: Unfortunately, in software development not all problems are as trivial
328: as we think.
329: <p>
330: The event happened at a hackathon in Portugal more than a decade ago.
331: <p>
332: In a eureka moment Art declared he had found a stunningly simple
1.214 bentley 333: solution for a problem long pondered, and he could fix it in 2 — no
334: — 3 lines. In the following weeks his change grew larger and larger,
1.212 deraadt 335: introducing (or exposing) other problems. We stood and stared. It
336: was far from a 3 line diff, and was eventually discarded.
337: <p>
1.215 fcambus 338: I am not writing words of mockery here. This is a common occurrence in
1.212 deraadt 339: complex software development. To do great things, we must reach for
340: the sky. Sometimes we fail, and quite often it is messy.
341: <p>
342: There is of course a danger we'll believe we are invincible, and push
343: a change which is too disruptive to others. For that reason, we
344: operate as a team. We can try to avoid hubris.
345: <p>
346: Therefore to this day posing a question like "And you can fix the
347: problem in 3 lines?" is a humorous way of keeping each other honest.
1.216 bentley 348: </div>
349:
350: <td class=lyrics>
1.212 deraadt 351: <p>
352: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,<br>
353: A tale of a fateful diff,<br>
354: That started on a set of stairs<br>
355: Right by a pizza joint.<br>
1.216 bentley 356: <p>
1.212 deraadt 357: Art was a mighty coding man,<br>
358: And he was mighty sure<br>
359: The only change that was required<br>
360: Was a three-line diff, a three-line diff.<br>
1.216 bentley 361: <p>
1.212 deraadt 362: The coding started getting tough,<br>
363: The change began to swell,<br>
364: Despite the confidence of the programmers<br>
365: The system would then crash,<br>
366: the system always crashed.<br>
1.216 bentley 367: <p>
1.212 deraadt 368: The simple change became complex<br>
369: Just too many things overlooked,<br>
370: With Grabowski,<br>
371: And the testers too, <br>
372: Theo watching and skeptical<br>
373: Miod Vallat,<br>
374: And Kettenis, and Dale, and...<br>
375: Hacking Grabowski's diff.<br>
1.216 bentley 376: <p>
1.212 deraadt 377: So this is a tale of our programmers,<br>
378: They've been here for 20 years.<br>
379: They'll have to do the best they can,<br>
380: It's an endless task.<br>
1.216 bentley 381: <p>
1.212 deraadt 382: Grabowski and the others too<br>
383: Will do their very best<br>
384: To get the changes into prod<br>
385: It is an epic slog,<br>
1.216 bentley 386: <p>
1.212 deraadt 387: No QEMU, only DDB,<br>
388: Not a single luxury,<br>
389: Like Ritchie and Thompson did<br>
390: It's as primitive as can be<br>
1.216 bentley 391: <p>
1.212 deraadt 392: So check a new diff every week,<br>
393: Your head is sure to hurt<br>
394: While all the puzzled programmers<br>
395: Gawk at Grabowski's diff<br>
1.216 bentley 396: <p>
1.212 deraadt 397: Working on a marginal diff.<br>
1.216 bentley 398:
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400: <img alt="" width=227 height=334 src="images/62_right.gif">
401: </table>
402:
403: <p class=colophon>
1.212 deraadt 404: Lyrics by Carson Harding based upon tale from Theo de Raadt.
405: Vocals by Johnny Nordstrom, Chris Wynters, Scott Peters (of Captain Tractor).
406: Composition, arrangement, instruments, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
407: This song was released 13 months after 6.2 due to various factors.
1.193 deraadt 408:
409: <hr>
1.216 bentley 410: <h2 id=61><a href="61.html">6.1</a>: "Winter of 95"</h2>
411:
412: <table class=song>
1.199 deraadt 413: <tr>
1.216 bentley 414: <td>
415:
416: <div class=download>
417: 3:30
418: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
419: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song61.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a>
420: </div>
421:
422: <div class=commentary>
423: <p>
1.202 deraadt 424: OpenBSD was only a few months old when
425: we realized that read-only repository access
426: for everyone was a critical concept.
427: <p>
428: Previously, open source projects would make
429: occasional releases accompanied by tarballs of
430: final source files and Changelogs files, but would
431: not expose the step-by-step changes of the
432: development process. Unwittingly all open source
433: projects were operating with a walled garden
434: approach.
435: <p>
436: Chuck Cranor and I worked on the anoncvs feature, and
437: Bob Beck soon became involved in moving the anoncvs
438: mirror off my overloaded ISDN network to the
439: University of Alberta, thereby increasing our capacity
440: to deliver. Nowadays there are many anoncvs mirrors.
441: <p>
442: The introduction of anoncvs meant people without commit
443: access could read the commit logs, as well as each
444: committed diff. They could reason about the past as
445: they proposed new changes.
446: <p>
447: Anoncvs had an immediate impact expanding our development
448: group. We were inundated with high quality diffs. These
449: outsider developers wrote excellent changes because they had
450: sufficient context to reason upon. Those who overwhelmed us
451: with good changes became developers with commit access. We
452: were forced to hand out commit accounts like candy.
453: <p>
454: Some people said we would never last. Their cynicism
455: could almost be thanked for the increase in openness
456: we embraced, and then our openness probably led others
457: to embrace it also.
1.216 bentley 458: </div>
459:
460: <td class=lyrics>
1.202 deraadt 461: <p>
462: I had a Type-4 keyboard,<br>
463: Bought with my Sun workstation,<br>
464: Hacked on it 'til my fingers bled.<br>
465: Was the winter of '95.<br>
1.216 bentley 466: <p>
1.202 deraadt 467: Me and the guys from core,<br>
468: Had a source tree with lots of history.<br>
469: Chris and Charles held a little coup,<br>
470: I should have known I'd lose my history.<br>
1.216 bentley 471: <p>
1.202 deraadt 472: Oh, when I look back now,<br>
473: I can see we all have nothing<br>
474: When it all can be...
475: when it can be taken away.<br>
476: Everyone needs to know their history.<br>
477: It was the winter of '95<br>
1.216 bentley 478: <p>
1.202 deraadt 479: So we carried on with a fresh source tree,<br>
480: Spent all of our hours coding,<br>
481: Making changes in our private history,<br>
482: Repeating the error of the past, yeah.<br>
1.216 bentley 483: <p>
1.202 deraadt 484: The source tree just got too big,<br>
485: Too many diffs, too unreliable,<br>
486: Too few people had any access;<br>
487: Got to open it up now and forever<br>
488: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
1.216 bentley 489: <p>
1.202 deraadt 490: Sometimes when I look for something<br>
491: Reading ancient tarballs with despair<br>
492: I wonder what they were thinking.<br>
1.216 bentley 493: <p>
1.202 deraadt 494: And now the times have changed<br>
495: Repos on the web, git,<br>
496: now githubs everywhere.<br>
497: not like the winter of '95<br>
1.216 bentley 498: <p>
1.202 deraadt 499: Back around that Halloween,<br>
500: Microsoft said open source would never last,<br>
501: But now they use the repo tools,<br>
502: In the same open access way.<br>
1.216 bentley 503: <p>
1.202 deraadt 504: Everyone needs to see the history.<br>
1.216 bentley 505:
506: <td class=art>
507: <img alt="" width=600 height=334 src="images/61_right.jpg">
508: </table>
509:
510: <p class=colophon>
1.202 deraadt 511: Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt at the Ship & Anchor.
512: Vocals by Cary Shields.
513: Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.199 deraadt 514:
515: <hr>
1.216 bentley 516: <h2 id=60a><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Another Smash of the Stack"</h2>
517:
518: <table class=song>
1.176 deraadt 519: <tr>
1.216 bentley 520: <td>
521:
522: <div class=download>
523: 4:23
524: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
525: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60a.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a>
526: <p>
1.176 deraadt 527: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 528: uncompressed copy of this song.
529: </div>
530:
531: <div class=commentary>
532: <p>
1.182 deraadt 533: In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
534: resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their
535: software follows unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of
536: obsolete methods. It takes sustained pressure to tear down the walls.
1.216 bentley 537: </div>
538:
539: <td class=lyrics>
540: <p>
1.176 deraadt 541: We don't need no exploitation<br>
542: We don't need no overflows<br>
543: No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers<br>
544: Hackers, leave my stack alone!<br>
545: Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!<br>
546: All in all it's just raising the bar<br>
547: All in all you're just raising the bar<br>
1.216 bentley 548: <p>
1.176 deraadt 549: "Wrong, Code it again!"<br>
1.216 bentley 550: <p>
1.176 deraadt 551: "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.<br>
552: How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"<br>
1.216 bentley 553: <p>
1.176 deraadt 554: "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"<br>
1.216 bentley 555:
556: <td class=art>
557: <img alt="" width=395 height=230 src="images/60a_right.jpg">
558: </table>
559:
560: <p class=colophon>
1.176 deraadt 561: Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
562: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.177 deraadt 563:
564: <hr>
1.216 bentley 565: <h2 id=60b><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Black Hat"</h2>
566:
567: <table class=song>
1.177 deraadt 568: <tr>
1.216 bentley 569: <td>
570:
571: <div class=download>
572: 5:10
573: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.mp3">(MP3 9.4MB)</a>
574: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60b.ogg">(OGG 7.2MB)</a>
575: <p>
1.177 deraadt 576: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 577: uncompressed copy of this song.
578: <p>
579: <img alt="" width=227 height=343 src="images/60b_left.jpg">
580: </div>
581:
582: <div class=commentary>
583: <p>
1.182 deraadt 584: Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers
585: are blocked all the time. But our small group developed some
586: components that help make a difference.
1.216 bentley 587: </div>
588:
589: <td class=lyrics>
590: <p>
1.177 deraadt 591: Black Hat, out there in the cold<br>
592: Hacking websites for control<br>
593: Can you crack me?<br>
594: Black Hat, working for the Chinese<br>
595: With twitchy fingers on flashing keys<br>
596: Can you spoof me?<br>
1.178 tb 597: Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light<br>
1.177 deraadt 598: Never give in: just fight!<br>
1.216 bentley 599: <p>
1.177 deraadt 600: Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,<br>
601: Social engineering with a phone,<br>
602: Can you phish me?<br>
603: Black Hat, with your buffer overflows<br>
604: Waiting for someone to hit one<br>
605: Can you probe me?<br>
606: Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?<br>
607: They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged<br>
1.216 bentley 608: <p>
1.177 deraadt 609: But it was all futility<br>
610: The firewall was strong<br>
611: As all can see<br>
612: No matter how he tried<br>
613: He could not break free()<br>
614: And his worm just sputtered and died<br>
1.216 bentley 615: <p>
1.177 deraadt 616: Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank<br>
617: always claiming "it was just a prank!"<br>
618: Can you scam me?<br>
619: Black Hat, out there on the net<br>
620: Throwing packets with wget<br>
621: Can you hack me?<br>
622: Black Hat, have you no hope at all?<br>
623: The firewalls were carped: they never fall<br>
1.216 bentley 624:
625: <td class=art>
626: <img alt="" width=395 height=540 src="images/60b_right.jpg">
627: </table>
628:
629: <p class=colophon>
1.177 deraadt 630: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments,
631: vocals and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.183 deraadt 632:
633: <hr>
1.216 bentley 634: <h2 id=60c><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Money"</h2>
635:
636: <table class=song>
1.183 deraadt 637: <tr>
1.216 bentley 638: <td>
639:
640: <div class=download>
641: 3:51
642: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
643: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60c.ogg">(OGG 4.8MB)</a>
644: <p>
1.183 deraadt 645: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 646: uncompressed copy of this song.
647: </div>
648:
649: <div class=commentary>
650: <p>
1.183 deraadt 651: Consider donating to our development efforts via
1.208 tj 652: <a href="https://www.openbsdfoundation.org">the OpenBSD Foundation</a>.
1.183 deraadt 653: This Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in
654: Canada and all over the world.
655: <p>
656: Majority of the funds covers the <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>,
657: which increase collaboration between developers by getting them face to
1.184 tj 658: face regularly.
1.183 deraadt 659: <p>
660: Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.
1.216 bentley 661: </div>
662:
663: <td class=lyrics>
664: <p>
1.183 deraadt 665: Money, donate your pay.<br>
666: Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.<br>
1.191 jung 667: Money, donate your pay.<br>
1.183 deraadt 668: Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".<br>
669: TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.<br>
670: Single cores are out, SMP unlocking<br>
671: Will get you a faster net stream<br>
1.216 bentley 672: <p>
1.183 deraadt 673: Canaries have your back.<br>
674: In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.<br>
675: Puffy, he's a hit.<br>
676: Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.<br>
677: Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds<br>
678: Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?<br>
1.216 bentley 679: <p>
1.183 deraadt 680: Not donating, it's a crime.<br>
681: Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime. <br>
682: OpenBSD, so they say<br>
683: Is the securest system today<br>
684: Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away<br>
1.216 bentley 685:
686: <td class=art>
687: <img alt="" width=395 height=320 src="images/60c_right.jpg">
688: </table>
689:
690: <p class=colophon>
1.183 deraadt 691: Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
692: All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
693: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
1.187 deraadt 694:
695: <hr>
1.216 bentley 696: <h2 id=60d><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"</h2>
697:
698: <table class=song>
1.187 deraadt 699: <tr>
1.216 bentley 700: <td>
701:
702: <div class=download>
703: 6:10
704: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.mp3">(MP3 11.5MB)</a>
705: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60d.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a>
706: <p>
1.187 deraadt 707: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 708: uncompressed copy of this song.
709: </div>
710:
711: <div class=commentary>
712: <p>
1.187 deraadt 713: As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially
714: frustrating to see users setting themselves up to fail.
715: <p>
716: The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they
717: represent true bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail
718: goes unread when motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process,
719: these low content threads multiply and explode, threatening the
720: stability of the system itself and aggravating admins and users alike.
1.216 bentley 721: </div>
722:
723: <td class=lyrics>
724: <p>
1.187 deraadt 725: "Hello,<br>
726: Are there any experts out there?<br>
727: Please reply if you can help me.<br>
728: I just rm -rf'ed /home"<br>
1.216 bentley 729: <p>
1.187 deraadt 730: "I don't know how<br>
731: But I need this feature now.<br>
732: My users are pained<br>
733: I need my server up again."<br>
1.216 bentley 734: <p>
1.187 deraadt 735: "Relax.<br>
736: The list needs a dmesg first.<br>
737: Just the basic facts<br>
738: Stop whining between your blurts."<br>
1.216 bentley 739: <p>
1.187 deraadt 740: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
741: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
742: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
743: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
744: Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.<br>
745: Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.<br>
746: Now we've got that feeling once again.<br>
747: We can't explain, you would not understand.<br>
748: This is just how you are.<br>
749: Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
1.216 bentley 750: <p>
1.187 deraadt 751: OK<br>
752: Just a little firewall pin prick<br>
753: There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!<br>
754: You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.<br>
1.216 bentley 755: <p>
1.187 deraadt 756: Can you upgrade?<br>
757: We do believe it's working, good.<br>
758: That'll keep you going for a while.<br>
759: Our patience is at null.<br>
1.216 bentley 760: <p>
1.196 deraadt 761: There is no wifi, you are pleading.<br>
1.187 deraadt 762: Vendor firmware not on horizon.<br>
763: Packets only coming through in waves.<br>
764: Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.<br>
765: Fork-bomb child.<br>
766: I can no longer handle reading misc.<br>
767: I want to scrape out both my eyes.<br>
768: I tried to reply but your address bounced.<br>
769: I give you my middle finger now.<br>
770: My inner child is crushed.<br>
771: My dreams are gone.<br>
772: You ... have become comfortably dumb.<br>
1.216 bentley 773:
774: <td class=art>
775: <img alt="" width=395 height=800 src="images/60d_right.jpg">
776: </table>
777:
778: <p class=colophon>
1.187 deraadt 779: Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
780: and recording by Dewi Wood.
1.188 deraadt 781:
782: <hr>
1.216 bentley 783: <h2 id=60e><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Mother"</h2>
784:
785: <table class=song>
1.188 deraadt 786: <tr>
1.216 bentley 787: <td>
788:
789: <div class=download>
790: 5:30
791: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.mp3">(MP3 10.2MB)</a>
792: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60e.ogg">(OGG 7.8MB)</a>
793: <p>
1.188 deraadt 794: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 6 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 795: uncompressed copy of this song.
796: </div>
797:
798: <div class=commentary>
799: <p>
1.188 deraadt 800: As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that
801: sometimes it's a bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often
802: with a theme, and eventually I relent and devote an evening to it.
803: <p>
804: One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the
805: software ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just
806: OpenBSD. Very often we try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD
807: to make things better across the ecosystem, and hope to encourage
808: others to follow our lead.
809: <p>
810: We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to
811: individual projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD
812: ports developers. We've had less success promoting things up through
813: standards bodies and other projects. Too often the world seems caught
814: up in a seemingly suicidal "backward compatibility forever" fervor,
1.215 fcambus 815: exacerbated by standards bodies populated by corporate representation
1.188 deraadt 816: that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive changes that might
817: cause expense.
818: <p>
819: This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very
820: long. I pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via
821: standards bodies, and considered the real possibility of my being
822: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160304081847/https://lwn.net/Articles/563285/">
823: harmed by the failure of an embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038</a>,
824: and then this this song just wrote itself in about 10 minutes.
825: <p>
826: Enjoy
827: <p>
1.214 bentley 828: —Bob
1.216 bentley 829: </div>
830:
831: <td class=lyrics>
832: <p>
1.188 deraadt 833: Mother, don't you want to change this code?<br>
1.189 deraadt 834: Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?<br>
1.188 deraadt 835: Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?<br>
836: Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.<br>
1.216 bentley 837: <p>
1.188 deraadt 838: Mother, should I send a patch upstream?<br>
839: Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?<br>
840: Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?<br>
841: Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?<br>
1.216 bentley 842: <p>
1.188 deraadt 843: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
844: Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true<br>
845: Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you<br>
846: Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad<br>
847: She won't let you flense but she might let you add<br>
848: Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more<br>
1.216 bentley 849: <p>
1.188 deraadt 850: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
851: Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls<br>
1.216 bentley 852: <p>
1.188 deraadt 853: Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)<br>
854: Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)<br>
855: Mother, can we tear this API apart?<br>
856: Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?<br>
1.216 bentley 857: <p>
1.188 deraadt 858: Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry<br>
859: Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you<br>
860: Mama won't let anything foreign get through<br>
861: Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear<br>
862: Mama will subvert things not invented here <br>
863: Mamma's gonna keep baby under control<br>
1.216 bentley 864: <p>
1.188 deraadt 865: Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe<br>
866: Don't say deprecation to me.<br>
1.216 bentley 867: <p>
1.188 deraadt 868: Mother, does change need to be so hard?<br>
1.216 bentley 869:
870: <td class=art>
871: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/60e_right.jpg">
872: </table>
873:
874: <p class=colophon>
1.188 deraadt 875: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals,
876: and recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1.190 deraadt 877:
878: <hr>
1.216 bentley 879: <h2 id=60f><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Goodbye"</h2>
880:
881: <table class=song>
1.190 deraadt 882: <tr>
1.216 bentley 883: <td>
884:
885: <div class=download>
886: 1:07
887: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.mp3">(MP3 2.0MB)</a>
888: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60f.ogg">(OGG 1.3MB)</a>
889: <p>
1.190 deraadt 890: <a href="60.html">OpenBSD 6.0</a> CD2 track 7 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 891: uncompressed copy of this song.
892: </div>
893:
894: <div class=commentary>
895: <p>
1.190 deraadt 896: Theo's debut. It ain't easy being<br>
897: green. Going back to the keyboard<br>
898: now...
1.216 bentley 899: </div>
900:
901: <td class=lyrics>
902: <p>
1.190 deraadt 903: Goodbye CDs <br>
904: I'm done with you today<br>
905: Goodbye<br>
906: Goodbye<br>
907: Goodbye<br>
908: No more pre-production<br>
909: And no more long delays<br>
910: So I have peace<br>
911: Of mind<br>
912: Goodbye.<br>
1.216 bentley 913:
914: <td class=art>
915: <img alt="" width=395 height=170 src="images/60f_right.jpg">
916: </table>
917:
918: <p class=colophon>
1.190 deraadt 919: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and
920: recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
1.194 deraadt 921:
922: <hr>
1.216 bentley 923: <h2 id=60g><a href="60.html">6.0</a>: "Wish you were Secure"</h2>
924:
925: <table class=song>
1.194 deraadt 926: <tr>
1.216 bentley 927: <td>
928:
929: <div class=download>
930: 4:54
931: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.mp3">(MP3 9.0MB)</a>
932: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song60g.ogg">(OGG 6.2MB)</a>
933: <p>
934: This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.
935: </div>
936:
937: <div class=commentary>
938: <p>
1.195 tj 939: In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
1.194 deraadt 940: backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments,
941: are vendor choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is
942: an indivisible whole. In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most
943: notably in the philosophy of Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a
944: moral dimension is attached to the idea of stagnation and advancement.
1.216 bentley 945: </div>
946:
947: <td class=lyrics>
948: <p>
1.194 deraadt 949: So,<br>
950: So you think you can sell<br>
951: Our Heaven to Hell?<br>
952: ABIs cast in stone?<br>
953: Would you sell the green fields<br>
954: to buy your own cage?<br>
955: Be stable for a wage?<br>
956: So you think you can sell<br>
1.216 bentley 957: <p>
1.194 deraadt 958: Did you decide to trade<br>
959: Your leaders for stock?<br>
960: Complex code in the tree<br>
961: For simple code that was free?<br>
962: Cold cash for your clout?<br>
963: Did you walk out<br>
964: On a lead role in the war<br>
965: For a part as a boy scout?<br>
1.216 bentley 966: <p>
1.194 deraadt 967: How I wish, how I wish you were secure<br>
968: We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,<br>
969: it's all so impure<br>
970: Fighting over the same APIs<br>
971: What do you prize?<br>
972: That same old lure<br>
973: Wish you were secure<br>
1.216 bentley 974:
975: <td class=art>
976: <img alt="" width=395 height=400 src="images/60g_right.jpg">
977: </table>
978:
979: <p class=colophon>
1.194 deraadt 980: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming,
981: electric bass, electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1.176 deraadt 982:
983: <hr>
1.216 bentley 984: <h2 id=59a><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Doctor W^X"</h2>
985:
986: <table class=song>
1.165 deraadt 987: <tr>
1.216 bentley 988: <td>
989:
990: <div class=download>
991: 4:06
992: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
993: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59a.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a>
994: <p>
1.165 deraadt 995: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 996: uncompressed copy of this song.
997: </div>
998:
999: <td class=lyrics>
1000: <p>
1001: No lyrics.
1002:
1003: <td class=art>
1004: <img alt="" width=395 height=110 src="images/doctorwxorx_right.jpg">
1005: </table>
1006:
1007: <p class=colophon>
1.165 deraadt 1008: Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
1009: Instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1010:
1011: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1012: <h2 id=59b><a href="59.html">5.9</a>: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"</h2>
1013:
1014: <table class=song>
1.165 deraadt 1015: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1016: <td>
1017:
1018: <div class=download>
1019: 3:46
1020: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.mp3">(MP3 6.9MB)</a>
1021: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song59b.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a>
1022: <p>
1.165 deraadt 1023: <a href="59.html">OpenBSD 5.9</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1024: uncompressed copy of this song.
1025: <p>
1.165 deraadt 1026: <a href="images/systemmagic.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1027: <img alt="Systemmagic" width=227 height=343 src="images/systemmagic.jpg"></a>
1028: </div>
1029:
1030: <td class=lyrics>
1031: <p>
1.165 deraadt 1032: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
1033: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
1034: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
1035: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
1036: <p>
1037: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1038: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1039: <p>
1040: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1041: Über tragic<br>
1042: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1043: <p>
1044: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
1045: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
1046: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
1047: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1048: <p>
1049: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1050: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1051: <p>
1052: Chorus
1053: <p>
1054: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
1055: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
1056: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
1057: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
1058: <p>
1059: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1060: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1061: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1062: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1063: <p>
1.216 bentley 1064: Chorus
1065:
1066: <td class=art>
1067: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/systemmagic_right.jpg">
1068: </table>
1069:
1070: <p class=colophon>
1.165 deraadt 1071: Lyrics based on the <a href="#31">3.1 song "Systemagic"</a> by Ty Semaka.
1072: Music rearranged by Timm Markgraf.
1073: Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk (bass),
1074: and Moritz Brümmer (cello).
1075: Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
1076: Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
1.158 deraadt 1077:
1078: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1079: <h2 id=58a><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "20 years ago today"</h2>
1080:
1081: <table class=song>
1.161 deraadt 1082: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1083: <td>
1084:
1085: <div class=download>
1086: 2:19
1087: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.mp3">(MP3 4.2MB)</a>
1088: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58a.ogg">(OGG 3.1MB)</a>
1089: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1090: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1091: uncompressed copy of this song.
1092: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1093: <a href="images/fishhearts.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1094: <img alt="FishHearts" width=227 height=343 src="images/fishhearts.jpg"></a>
1095: </div>
1096:
1097: <div class=commentary>
1.161 deraadt 1098: <p>
1.182 deraadt 1099: The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at
1.216 bentley 1100: <a href="https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/Makefile?rev=1.1&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup"><time datetime="1995-10-18T08:37:01Z">
1101: 08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995 GMT</time></a>.
1102: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1103: Subsequent 20 years:<br>
1104: ~322,000 commits<br>
1105: ~44 commits/day average<br>
1106: ~355 hackers through the years<br>
1.216 bentley 1107: </div>
1108:
1109: <td class=lyrics>
1110: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1111: It was twenty years ago you see<br>
1112: Theo opened a cvs tree<br>
1113: Made commits to many a file<br>
1114: Joined by others in a very short while<br>
1.216 bentley 1115: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1116: Take a moment to view<br>
1117: The source of all this code<br>
1118: The openbsd cvs repo...<br>
1.216 bentley 1119: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1120: We're the openssh repository<br>
1121: We hope you will enjoy the code<br>
1122: The openntpd repository<br>
1123: But that's not all that's here oh no...<br>
1124: The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory<br>
1125: The libressl repo too<br>
1.216 bentley 1126: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1127: It's wonderful to see the code<br>
1128: Re-used far and wide<br>
1129: The license is so liberal<br>
1130: We'd love for you to code with us<br>
1131: We'd love for you to code...<br>
1.216 bentley 1132: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1133: I don't really want to have to go<br>
1134: But it's hackathon time and so<br>
1135: The coder will commit the code<br>
1136: That he wants all of you to load<br>
1.216 bentley 1137: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1138: So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish<br>
1139: And the openbsd cvs repo...<br>
1.216 bentley 1140: <p>
1.161 deraadt 1141: B... S... D...<br>
1.216 bentley 1142:
1143: <td class=art>
1144: <img alt="" width=395 height=560 src="images/20yearsago_right.jpg">
1145: </table>
1146:
1147: <p class=colophon>
1.161 deraadt 1148: Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by
1149: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1150:
1151: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1152: <h2 id=58b><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "Fanza"</h2>
1153:
1154: <table class=song>
1.158 deraadt 1155: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1156: <td>
1157:
1158: <div class=download>
1159: 3:45
1160: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.mp3">(MP3 6.7MB)</a>
1161: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58b.ogg">(OGG 4.2MB)</a>
1162: <p>
1.158 deraadt 1163: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 3 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1164: uncompressed copy of this song.
1165: </div>
1166:
1167: <td class=lyrics>
1168: <p>
1169: No lyrics.
1170:
1171: <td class=art>
1172: <img alt="" width=395 height=110 src="images/fanza_right.jpg">
1173: </table>
1174:
1175: <p class=colophon>
1.158 deraadt 1176: Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by
1177: Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
1.152 deraadt 1178:
1179: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1180: <h2 id=58c><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "So much better"</h2>
1181:
1182: <table class=song>
1.157 deraadt 1183: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1184: <td>
1185:
1186: <div class=download>
1187: 3:06
1188: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1189: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58c.ogg">(OGG 3.4MB)</a>
1190: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1191: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 4 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1192: uncompressed copy of this song.
1193: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1194: <a href="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1195: <img alt="So Much Better" width=227 height=343 src="images/somuchbetter_left.jpg"></a>
1196: </div>
1197:
1198: <td class=lyrics>
1199: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1200: After 20 years, one has to admit:<br>
1.216 bentley 1201: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1202: With every release,<br>
1203: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1204: a little better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1205: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1206: With every release,<br>
1207: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1208: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1209: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1210: Let's count in sys:<br>
1211: 2064534 lines of C code<br>
1212: 51526 lines of Assembly code<br>
1.216 bentley 1213: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1214: With every release,<br>
1215: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1216: really better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1217: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1218: Let's count in log:<br>
1219: 314544 commits from developers<br>
1220: 43.67 commits per day on average<br>
1221: 351 hackers and slackers through the years<br>
1.216 bentley 1222: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1223: Proactive security and sane defaults<br>
1224: Puffy becomes better than ever before<br>
1225: Free, functional, and secure by default<br>
1.216 bentley 1226: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1227: With every release,<br>
1228: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1229: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1230: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1231: With every release,<br>
1232: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1233: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1234: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1235: With every release,<br>
1236: Puffy becomes better.<br>
1.216 bentley 1237: <p>
1.157 deraadt 1238: With every release,<br>
1239: Puffy becomes better,<br>
1240: so much better all the time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1241:
1242: <td class=art>
1243: <img alt="" width=395 height=817 src="images/somuchbetter_right.jpg">
1244: </table>
1245:
1246: <p class=colophon>
1.157 deraadt 1247: Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
1248: Female vocals by Ulrike Jung.
1249: Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite, and Schism Tracker.
1250: Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg Jung.
1.159 deraadt 1251:
1252: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1253: <h2 id=58d><a href="58.html">5.8</a>: "A Year in the Life"</h2>
1254:
1255: <table class=song>
1.159 deraadt 1256: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1257: <td>
1258:
1259: <div class=download>
1260: 4:52
1261: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.mp3">(MP3 8.9MB)</a>
1262: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song58d.ogg">(OGG 6.7MB)</a>
1263: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1264: <a href="58.html">OpenBSD 5.8</a> CD2 track 5 is an<br>
1265: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1266: <br>
1267: <a href="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1268: <img alt="A Year in the Life" width=227 height=343 src="images/yearinthelife_left.jpg"></a>
1269: </div>
1270:
1271: <td class=lyrics>
1272: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1273: I read the news today oh boy<br>
1274: About a silly man who made a change<br>
1275: And though the hole was rather bad<br>
1276: Well I just had to laugh<br>
1277: I saw the code he wrote.<br>
1.216 bentley 1278: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1279: BIO_snprintf with a cast..<br>
1280: He didn't know the POSIX API had changed<br>
1281: A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.<br>
1282: They'd seen such code before<br>
1283: Everyone was really sure<br>
1284: It was from 1984..<br>
1.216 bentley 1285: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1286: I saw a tweet today oh boy.<br>
1287: The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.<br>
1288: And though the code was rather gross<br>
1289: They held their nose and dove.<br>
1290: Having read the code..<br>
1291: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
1.216 bentley 1292: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1293: Built up.. a sense of dread..<br>
1294: IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.<br>
1295: Found a way down through 10 levels of hell<br>
1296: And looking there, I noticed more to fix.<br>
1297: #unifdef, and rewrite that<br>
1298: cut this out, and hear it splat.<br>
1299: Found my way upstairs and read hackernews<br>
1300: whining about comic sans and CVS.<br>
1.216 bentley 1301: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1302: Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....<br>
1303: Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....<br>
1304: whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...<br>
1.216 bentley 1305: <p>
1.159 deraadt 1306: I read the news today oh boy<br>
1307: Four thousand holes in OpenSSL<br>
1308: And though the holes were rather small<br>
1309: They embargoed them all<br>
1.173 tj 1310: The privileged get to patch them<br>
1.159 deraadt 1311: while the rest get no info, at all...<br>
1312: I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.<br>
1.216 bentley 1313:
1314: <td class=art>
1315: <img alt="" width=395 height=760 src="images/yearinthelife_right.jpg">
1316: </table>
1317:
1318: <div class=commentary>
1.159 deraadt 1319: <p>
1320: We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just
1321: fit with the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves,
1322: "A Year In The Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The
1323: pattern of LibreSSL development is a pattern that has repeated itself
1.214 bentley 1324: many times in OpenBSD — a decision is made by a few people to do
1.159 deraadt 1325: something, followed by action, and letting the world share it if they
1326: like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers actually doing the
1327: work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
1328: irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the
1329: surreal going on around you can often make working on such projects
1330: feel like you're in a bit of an altered reality.. Sort of like the
1331: song. A number of us have had many years like this in the last 20.
1.216 bentley 1332: </div>
1333:
1334: <p class=colophon>
1.159 deraadt 1335: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by
1336: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 1337:
1338: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1339: <h2 id=57><a href="57.html">5.7</a>: "Source Fish"</h2>
1340:
1341: <table class=song>
1.152 deraadt 1342: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1343: <td>
1344:
1345: <div class=download>
1346: 3:00
1347: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1348: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song57.ogg">(OGG 3.9MB)</a>
1349: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1350: <a href="57.html">OpenBSD 5.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1351: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1352: <br>
1353: <a href="images/bluefish.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1354: <img alt="Blue fish" width=227 height=343 src="images/bluefish.jpg"></a>
1355: </div>
1356:
1357: <td class=lyrics>
1358: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1359: Comin' to ya, via CVS<br>
1360: All the code, that's safe to load<br>
1.154 deraadt 1361: Got the ProPolice, in the GCC<br>
1.223 jsg 1362: Boundary checks, and Canaries<br>
1.216 bentley 1363: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1364: I'm a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1365: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1366: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1367: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 bentley 1368: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1369: Code used to suck, in a Big way<br>
1.154 deraadt 1370: But it Keeps getting better, each and every day<br>
1.152 deraadt 1371: OpenSSL, wasn't done by us<br>
1.154 deraadt 1372: With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss<br>
1.216 bentley 1373: <p>
1.152 deraadt 1374: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1375: Woah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.152 deraadt 1376: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1377: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 bentley 1378: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1379: With a secure shell, and a key or two<br>
1.152 deraadt 1380: You'd be amazed, at what I can do<br>
1.154 deraadt 1381: OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd<br>
1382: All I am, has been used for free<br>
1.216 bentley 1383: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1384: I'm a Source Fish, that's right<br>
1.152 deraadt 1385: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1386: I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.154 deraadt 1387: Yeah I'm a Source Fish<br>
1.216 bentley 1388: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1389: When the bullies, in that neighborhood<br>
1390: Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah Yeah<br>
1.216 bentley 1391: <p>
1392: Instrumental
1393: <p>
1.154 deraadt 1394: I'm a Source Fish, ha<br>
1395: Yes I'm a Source Fish<br>
1396: You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha<br>
1397: Yeah, I'm a Source Fish<br>
1398: Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha<br>
1399: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1400: I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah<br>
1401: Source Fish<br>
1.216 bentley 1402:
1403: <td class=art>
1404: <img alt="" width=395 height=656 src="images/57song.jpg">
1405: </table>
1406:
1407: <p class=colophon>
1.152 deraadt 1408: Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming,
1409: bass, piano, and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet.
1410: Lyrics by Bob Kitella. Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1411:
1412: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1413: <h2 id=56><a href="56.html">5.6</a>: "Ride of the Valkyries"</h2>
1414:
1415: <table class=song>
1.148 deraadt 1416: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1417: <td>
1418:
1419: <div class=download>
1420: 3:54
1421: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.mp3">(MP3 7.3MB)</a>
1422: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song56.ogg">(OGG 5.3MB)</a>
1423: <p>
1.148 deraadt 1424: <a href="56.html">OpenBSD 5.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1425: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1426: <br>
1427: <a href="images/CaptainTedu.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1428: <img alt="Captain Tedu" width=227 height=343 src="images/CaptainTedu.jpg"></a>
1429: </div>
1430:
1431: <td class=lyrics>
1.148 deraadt 1432: <p>
1.216 bentley 1433: No lyrics.
1434:
1435: <td class=art>
1436: <img alt="" width=395 height=656 src="images/56song.jpg">
1437: </table>
1438:
1439: <div class=commentary>
1440: <p>
1441: No one <em>wants</em> to fork an open source project: it's a huge
1.148 deraadt 1442: amount of work and isn't efficient in community time, but when you
1443: wake up one day and find that a hole in the SSL library you're using
1444: made world-wide news, and that the library's bad code style is
1445: hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
1446: seems critically important. Two months of intense development later,
1447: LibreSSL was released.
1448: <p>
1449: The bigger questions remain for the open source development community
1450: to answer: why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard
1451: to understand? Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something
1452: whose raison d'être is security, why are secondary goals allowed
1453: to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or has OpenSSL become a brand which
1454: allows companies to — on the cheap — meet security
1455: "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?
1456: <p>
1.149 deraadt 1457: How important is it for developers and customers to have software
1.148 deraadt 1458: where security is the goal? How much are they willing to push back
1459: on the OS developers and others to achieve that? Can we set a new,
1460: higher bar for best practices that will drive everyone to do more
1461: than just posture?
1.216 bentley 1462: </div>
1463:
1464: <p class=colophon>
1.148 deraadt 1465: Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed
1466: by Jonathan Lewis.
1467:
1468: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1469: <h2 id=55><a href="55.html">5.5</a>: "Wrap in Time"</h2>
1470:
1471: <table class=song>
1.144 deraadt 1472: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1473: <td>
1474:
1475: <div class=download>
1476: 4:18
1477: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.mp3">(MP3 7.9MB)</a>
1478: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song55.ogg">(OGG 5.9MB)</a>
1479: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1480: <a href="55.html">OpenBSD 5.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1481: uncompressed copy of this song.
1482: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1483: <a href="images/McFishy.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1484: <img alt="McFishy" width=227 height=343 src="images/McFishy.jpg"></a>
1485: </div>
1486:
1487: <td class=lyrics>
1488: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1489: Tell me doctor, what will be the date,<br>
1490: Is it 1901, or 2038.<br>
1491: All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing<br>
1.216 bentley 1492: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1493: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1494: From today I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1495: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1496: Don't wanna wrap back in time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1497: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1498: <br>
1499: Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice<br>
1500: Better remember, bugs always strike twice.<br>
1501: Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again<br>
1.216 bentley 1502: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1503: <br>
1.145 deraadt 1504: So talk to me, I'll be fine<br>
1.144 deraadt 1505: But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.<br>
1506: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1507: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1508: No bad hacks in time.<br>
1.216 bentley 1509: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1510: <br>
1511: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1512: Don't wanna wrap back in time<br>
1513: don't wrap! don't wrap!<br>
1.216 bentley 1514:
1515: <td class=art>
1516: <img alt="" width=395 height=671 src="images/55song.jpg">
1517: </table>
1518:
1519: <div class=commentary>
1520: <p>
1.144 deraadt 1521: In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap
1522: back to 1901. This is known as the
1523: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem">Year 2038 problem</a>.
1524: POSIX operating systems have made strong inroads into embedded
1525: roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse than the Y2K transition.
1526: <p>
1.146 guenther 1527: In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to
1.157 deraadt 1528: solve this.
1.146 guenther 1529: After a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013
1530: the <b>time_t</b> type was changed to int64_t on all
1531: platforms and the kernel and userland were adapted to the new
1532: situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD 5.4,
1533: then polished in tree over the next 6 months.
1.144 deraadt 1534: <p>
1535: The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software
1.146 guenther 1536: ecosystem along because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit
1.144 deraadt 1537: machines to run with 64-bit <b>time_t</b>. This required a fair
1538: bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were required to
1539: make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will
1540: be more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.
1541: <p>
1542: In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream
1543: software practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change.
1544: No OS wants to make a ABI jump until the case for change is proven.
1545: Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X principles are now in common use
1546: by mainline operating systems... because things like Firefox
1547: and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.
1548: <p>
1549: In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit <b>time_t</b>
1550: transition. Other operating systems can now make this jump.
1.216 bentley 1551: </div>
1552:
1553: <p class=colophon>
1.144 deraadt 1554: Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo.
1555: Composition, arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1556:
1557: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1558: <h2 id=54><a href="54.html">5.4</a>: "Our favorite hacks"</h2>
1559:
1560: <table class=song>
1.137 deraadt 1561: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1562: <td>
1563:
1564: <div class=download>
1565: 2:27
1566: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.mp3">(MP3 4.5MB)</a>
1567: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song54.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
1568: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1569: <a href="54.html">OpenBSD 5.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1570: uncompressed copy of this song.
1571: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1572: <a href="images/Puffia.jpg">
1.216 bentley 1573: <img alt="Puffia" width=227 height=343 src="images/Puffia.jpg"></a>
1574: </div>
1575:
1576: <div class=commentary>
1577: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1578: do { to loop<br>
1579: at least one time<br>
1580: <br>
1581: regexp,<br>
1582: to match a chunk of text<br>
1583: <br>
1584: main, the name,<br>
1585: by which I'm called<br>
1586: <br>
1587: for,<br>
1588: another kind of loop<br>
1589: <br>
1590: sem,<br>
1591: a way to block a thread<br>
1592: <br>
1593: log<br>
1594: a func to follow sem<br>
1595: <br>
1596: t,<br>
1.138 guenther 1597: a place to store the time<br>
1.137 deraadt 1598: <br>
1599: } while (we close the block of do)<br>
1.216 bentley 1600: </div>
1601:
1602: <td class=lyrics>
1603: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1604: PF divert-to and async resolver<br>
1605: Function call tracing to show how you got there<br>
1606: BGE changes to speed up the stack<br>
1607: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 bentley 1608: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1609: <br>
1610: Closing the kernel thread races that hang you<br>
1611: Updating ports from the versions that pain you<br>
1612: Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax<br>
1613: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 bentley 1614: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1615: <br>
1616: Buffer queue limits and locale additions<br>
1617: Man-page updates to relate the traditions<br>
1618: Make DHCPD better with acks<br>
1619: These are a few of our favorite hacks<br>
1.216 bentley 1620: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1621: <br>
1.216 bentley 1622: (chorus)
1623: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1624: <br>
1625: When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs<br>
1626: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1627: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1628: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1.216 bentley 1629: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1630: <br>
1.216 bentley 1631: (repeat)
1632: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1633: <br>
1.216 bentley 1634: (chorus)
1635: <p>
1.137 deraadt 1636: <br>
1637: When the build stops, when the panic hits,<br>
1638: When I'm feeling mad<br>
1639: I update to get more of our favorite hacks<br>
1640: And then I don't feel so bad<br>
1.216 bentley 1641:
1642: <td class=art>
1643: <img alt="" width=395 height=851 src="images/54song.jpg">
1644: </table>
1645:
1646: <p class=colophon>
1.137 deraadt 1647: Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition,
1648: arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1649:
1650: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1651: <h2 id=53><a href="53.html">5.3</a>: "Blade Swimmer"</h2>
1652:
1653: <table class=song>
1.134 deraadt 1654: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1655: <td>
1656:
1657: <div class=download>
1658: 3:07
1659: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.mp3">(MP3 5.7MB)</a>
1660: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song53.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a>
1661: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1662: <a href="53.html">OpenBSD 5.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1663: uncompressed copy of this song.
1664: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1665: <a href="images/RoyPuffy.jpg">
1666: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Roy Puffy" src="images/RoyPuffy.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 1667: </div>
1668:
1669: <div class=commentary>
1670: <p>
1.214 bentley 1671: Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist — Katherine Piro.
1.216 bentley 1672: </div>
1673:
1674: <td class=lyrics>
1675: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1676: I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.<br>
1.216 bentley 1677: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1678: [laughs]<br>
1.216 bentley 1679: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1680: Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.<br>
1.216 bentley 1681: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1682: I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.<br>
1.216 bentley 1683: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1684: All those overwrites will be lost in memory<br>
1685: like [coughs] accesses to NULL.<br>
1.216 bentley 1686: <p>
1.134 deraadt 1687: Time to dump core.<br>
1.216 bentley 1688:
1689: <td class=art>
1690: <img alt="" width=395 height=600 src="images/53song.jpg">
1691: </table>
1692:
1693: <p class=colophon>
1.134 deraadt 1694: Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals,
1695: recording, and mastering by Bob Kitella.
1696:
1697: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1698: <h2 id=52><a href="52.html">5.2</a>: "Aquarela do Linux!"</h2>
1699:
1700: <table class=song>
1.131 deraadt 1701: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1702: <td>
1703:
1704: <div class=download>
1705: 3:01
1706: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1707: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song52.ogg">(OGG 4.1MB)</a>
1708: <p>
1.131 deraadt 1709: <a href="52.html">OpenBSD 5.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1710: uncompressed copy of this song.
1711: <p>
1.131 deraadt 1712: <a href="images/Brazil.jpg">
1.135 rapha 1713: <img width=227 height=300 alt="Brazil" src="images/Brazil.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 1714: </div>
1715:
1716: <div class=commentary>
1717: <p>
1.132 beck 1718: Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World,
1719: you'll love my Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer
1720: who can't bear the thought of software that will only run under
1721: Windows, and yet loves the situation with software that will only run
1722: under particular Linux distributions.
1723: <p>
1724: This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with
1725: Posix adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.
1726: <p>
1727: Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable
1728: software and have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms.
1.157 deraadt 1729: Now this seems to be changing as the love for Linux drives the
1730: standards bodies into accepting everything Linux, good and bad.
1.132 beck 1731: <p>
1732: We also are faced with groups writing software that only works
1733: with particular distributions of Linux. From this we get software that
1734: not only isn't very portable, but often not particularly stable. Our
1735: idealistic dreamer in the song loves running one, or more than one distribution
1736: of Linux for a particular purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left
1737: with the unattractive choice of doing the same, or relying on
1738: herculean efforts to port software that is being actively developed in a
1.157 deraadt 1739: way to discourage porting it to other platforms.
1.216 bentley 1740: </div>
1741:
1742: <td class=lyrics>
1743: <p>
1.132 beck 1744: Linux, the one and only true Unix<br>
1745: We are in every way Posix<br>
1746: We voice our yearning "Someday soon"<br>
1747: We won't need any other.<br>
1.216 bentley 1748: <p>
1.132 beck 1749: Then, tomorrow brings a new distro<br>
1750: It's better than the last you know<br>
1751: Another million bits that changed<br>
1752: All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up<br>
1.133 mpf 1753: They just get pushed into Posix<br>
1754: There's one thing that I know<br>
1.132 beck 1755: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1.216 bentley 1756: <p>
1.132 beck 1757: Then, there's other stuff we push as well<br>
1758: Others can work around this hell<br>
1759: With just a million lines of Shell<br>
1760: Now, as standards ape the one Linux<br>
1761: Everyone else just gets stuffed<br>
1762: There's one thing that I'm certain of<br>
1763: The world will love it, all Linux<br>
1764: We are Posix<br>
1765: World, you'll love my Linux<br>
1766: Linux, Linux<br>
1.216 bentley 1767:
1768: <td class=art>
1769: <img alt="" width=395 height=996 src="images/52song.jpg">
1770: </table>
1771:
1772: <p class=colophon>
1.131 deraadt 1773: Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
1774: by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments,
1775: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam
1776: Studios.
1777:
1778: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1779: <h2 id=51><a href="51.html">5.1</a>: "Bug Busters!"</h2>
1780:
1781: <table class=song>
1.126 deraadt 1782: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1783: <td>
1784:
1785: <div class=download>
1786: 2:47
1787: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.mp3">(MP3 5.1MB)</a>
1788: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song51.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a>
1789: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1790: <a href="51.html">OpenBSD 5.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1791: uncompressed copy of this song.
1792: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1793: <a href="images/Bugbusters.jpg">
1794: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Bugbusters" src="images/Bugbusters.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 1795: </div>
1796:
1797: <td class=lyrics>
1798: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1799: If you've got a bug<br>
1800: That you just can't shove<br>
1801: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1802: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1803: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1804: Buffer overflow?<br>
1805: Don't know where to go<br>
1806: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1807: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1808: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1809: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1810: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1.216 bentley 1811: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1812: And you're off by one<br>
1813: And it ain't no fun<br>
1814: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1815: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1816: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1817: If your system's down<br>
1818: And it makes you frown<br>
1819: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1820: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1821: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1822: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1823: I ain't afraid of no holes<br>
1.216 bentley 1824: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1825: If you need a trace<br>
1826: Gonna win that race<br>
1827: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1828: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1829: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1830: If you got a crash<br>
1831: And you got no cash<br>
1832: Who ya gonna install?<br>
1833: Bugbusters!<br>
1.216 bentley 1834: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1835: OpenBSD makes me feel good!<br>
1.216 bentley 1836:
1837: <td class=art>
1838: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/51song.jpg">
1839: </table>
1840:
1841: <p class=colophon>
1.126 deraadt 1842: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
1.216 bentley 1843: by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
1844: All instruments programmed by
1.126 deraadt 1845: Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 1846: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.126 deraadt 1847:
1848: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1849: <h2 id=51b>"Shut up and Hack"</h2>
1850:
1851: <table class=song>
1.126 deraadt 1852: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1853: <td>
1854:
1855: <div class=download>
1856: 3:11
1857: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.mp3">(MP3 5.8MB)</a>
1858: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsh.ogg">(OGG 4.7MB)</a>
1859: <p>
1.210 tj 1860: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.216 bentley 1861: <p>
1862: <img alt="" height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio2-m.gif">
1863: </div>
1864:
1865: <div class=commentary>
1866: <p>
1.175 deraadt 1867: This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.126 deraadt 1868: <p>
1869: On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called
1870: <a href="hackathons.html">hackathons</a>. We've held many many
1871: of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit
1872: in one room and work fulltime for around a week.
1873: <p>
1874: One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers,
1875: to cut extra chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack.
1876: We've placed this phrase
1.186 tb 1877: on <a href="images/hackathons/c2k2.gif">
1.126 deraadt 1878: hackathon tshirts</a> too; they were very popular with the guys.
1879: <p>
1880: The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the
1881: artwork and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release.
1882: All the songs from the 4.1 to 5.1 releases are included (plus
1883: two bonus tracks).
1884: <p>
1885: The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).
1.216 bentley 1886: </div>
1887:
1888: <td class=lyrics>
1889: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1890: Shut up and hack!<br>
1891: In the hack room<br>
1892: In the back room<br>
1893: Wires everywhere<br>
1.216 bentley 1894: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1895: At the tables<br>
1896: Fingers able<br>
1897: Take another dare!<br>
1.216 bentley 1898: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1899: Close up your holes<br>
1900: Pick up the slack!<br>
1901: Get your head down!<br>
1902: Shut up and hack!<br>
1903: Close up your holes<br>
1904: Pick up the slack!<br>
1905: Get your head down!<br>
1906: Shut up and hack!<br>
1.216 bentley 1907: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1908: Coding faster<br>
1909: You're the master<br>
1910: of security<br>
1.216 bentley 1911: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1912: In your t-shirts<br>
1913: Hack till it hurts<br>
1914: This is how to be free<br>
1.216 bentley 1915: <p>
1916: CHORUS
1917: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1918: Hit the pub now<br>
1919: We're a club now<br>
1920: Trading genius for free<br>
1.216 bentley 1921: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1922: Have a laugh and<br>
1923: Be a rock band<br>
1924: This is how it should be!<br>
1.20 deraadt 1925: <p>
1.216 bentley 1926: CHORUS
1927: </table>
1.104 deraadt 1928:
1929: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1930: <h2 id=51c>"Sonate aux insomniaques"</h2>
1931:
1932: <div class=download>
1933: 4:03
1934: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.mp3">(MP3 5.9MB)</a>
1935: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songsi.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a>
1936: <p>
1.210 tj 1937: This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.
1.216 bentley 1938: </div>
1939:
1940: <p class=colophon>
1.128 deraadt 1941: This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre
1942: Ratchov. It has no lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the
1943: same title and was entirely recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
1944:
1945: <hr>
1.216 bentley 1946: <h2 id=50><a href="50.html">5.0</a>: "What Me Worry?"</h2>
1947:
1948: <table class=song>
1.124 deraadt 1949: <tr>
1.216 bentley 1950: <td>
1951:
1952: <div class=download>
1953: 3:03
1954: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
1955: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song50.ogg">(OGG 4.0MB)</a>
1956: <p>
1.126 deraadt 1957: <a href="50.html">OpenBSD 5.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 1958: uncompressed copy of this song.
1959: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1960: <a href="images/MAD.jpg">
1961: <img width=227 height=343 alt="MAD" src="images/MAD.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 1962: </div>
1963:
1964: <div class=commentary>
1965: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1966: Ty Semaka has been drawing<br>
1967: Puffy-inspired parody artwork<br>
1968: for us for many releases.<br>
1969: This time I asked him to do some<br>
1970: art that is a meta-parody:<br>
1.216 bentley 1971: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1972: A Puffy-inspired parody of<br>
1973: a parody magazine!<br>
1.216 bentley 1974: </div>
1975:
1976: <td class=lyrics>
1977: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1978: What? Me Worry?<br>
1979: Not with this stuff<br>
1980: Nobody gettin' in<br>
1981: Nobody get tough<br>
1.216 bentley 1982: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1983: I'm a comic book kid<br>
1984: Having fun in the woods<br>
1985: Carving out toys<br>
1986: and makin' em good<br>
1.216 bentley 1987: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1988: Ya it's spy versus spy<br>
1989: I got so many tricks<br>
1990: I got undercover agents<br>
1991: Even out in the sticks<br>
1.216 bentley 1992: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1993: Threw a brick through your window<br>
1994: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
1995: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
1996: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 bentley 1997: <p>
1.124 deraadt 1998: Little black flies<br>
1999: on a pile of GNU<br>
2000: With a Dairy Queen tip<br>
2001: And Imma comin' for you<br>
1.216 bentley 2002: <p>
1.125 sthen 2003: Make fun of everybody<br>
1.124 deraadt 2004: That's my thang<br>
2005: Ya It's a geeks wet dream<br>
2006: I give a poit! blit! spang!<br>
1.216 bentley 2007: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2008: It's a mad mad world<br>
2009: and number 5 is alive<br>
2010: I gotta black submarine<br>
2011: and I'm built to survive<br>
1.216 bentley 2012: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2013: Threw a brick through your window<br>
2014: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
2015: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
2016: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 bentley 2017: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2018: Keep the source open<br>
2019: Gonna get my kicks<br>
1.125 sthen 2020: I'm 16 now<br>
1.124 deraadt 2021: Ya I don't need mix<br>
1.216 bentley 2022: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2023: Got a stack o magazines<br>
2024: In my treehouse club<br>
2025: Nobody gettin' up here<br>
2026: Its secure ya bub<br>
1.216 bentley 2027: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2028: Got a dime store bazooka<br>
2029: And a bubble gum tank<br>
2030: Got pots and pans for cookin' up<br>
2031: some Open source stank<br>
1.216 bentley 2032: <p>
1.124 deraadt 2033: Threw a brick through your window<br>
2034: Ya it's teenage fun<br>
2035: Then I blew up a bridge<br>
2036: And blocked out the sun<br>
1.216 bentley 2037:
2038: <td class=art>
2039: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/50song.jpg">
2040: </table>
2041:
2042: <p class=colophon>
1.124 deraadt 2043: Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
1.216 bentley 2044: <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
2045: Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis.
2046: Electric guitars by <a href="https://www.cayusemusic.com/">Tim Williams</a>.
2047: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2048: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.124 deraadt 2049:
2050: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2051: <h2 id=49><a href="49.html">4.9</a>: "The Answer"</h2>
2052:
2053: <table class=song>
1.123 deraadt 2054: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2055: <td>
2056:
2057: <div class=download>
2058: 3:43
2059: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.mp3">(MP3 6.8MB)</a>
2060: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song49.ogg">(OGG 5.7MB)</a>
2061: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2062: <a href="49.html">OpenBSD 4.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2063: uncompressed copy of this song.
2064: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2065: <a href="images/Hitchhiker.jpg">
2066: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Hitchhiker" src="images/Hitchhiker.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2067: </div>
2068:
2069: <div class=commentary>
2070: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2071: This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is
1.216 bentley 2072: the song about 4.2? Huh?
2073: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2074: The <a href="#44">OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork</a> honoured
2075: the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their efforts with the BSD 4.4
1.216 bentley 2076: release — they fought and managed to free the code.
2077: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2078: This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams,
1.214 bentley 2079: including his favorite number — 42. Therefore we can remember
1.216 bentley 2080: the previous major achievement of CSRG — BSD 4.2.
2081: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2082: BSD 4.2 was
2083: not free, but it created and integrated so many new
2084: technologies that we all depend on today. Take a moment
2085: to consider how many things first available in BSD 4.2 you are using
1.214 bentley 2086: at this moment, to read this page — sockets, AF_INET,
1.216 bentley 2087: virtual memory, etc.
2088: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2089: Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors
1.216 bentley 2090: contain less new features than BSD 4.2 did.
2091: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2092: If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!
1.216 bentley 2093: </div>
2094:
2095: <td class=lyrics>
2096: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2097: How many streams must a fish swim down<br>
2098: before you can call him a man?<br>
2099: And how many codes must a vendor lock down<br>
2100: before silicon turns to sand?<br>
2101: Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly<br>
2102: before they are forever banned?<br>
1.216 bentley 2103: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2104: The answer my friend<br>
2105: BSD 4.2<br>
2106: The answer<br>
2107: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 bentley 2108: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2109: How many years can a planet exist<br>
2110: before it is paved by the V?<br>
2111: How many years can some source code exist<br>
2112: before it's allowed to be free?<br>
2113: Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head<br>
2114: and pretend that he just doesn't see?<br>
1.216 bentley 2115: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2116: The answer my friend<br>
2117: BSD 4.2<br>
2118: The answer<br>
2119: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 bentley 2120: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2121: How many times must we fight for the right<br>
2122: to share what is already ours?<br>
2123: Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike<br>
2124: To end up not getting far?<br>
2125: And how many fish must we shove in our ear<br>
2126: before we can hear every star?<br>
1.216 bentley 2127: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2128: The answer my friend<br>
2129: BSD 4.2<br>
2130: The answer<br>
2131: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 bentley 2132: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2133: And now we can travel the galaxy<br>
2134: with ships that are silicon made<br>
2135: And now with a towel and a laptop in hand<br>
2136: our future is made in the shade<br>
2137: And what did we use to build on and on<br>
2138: Inside everything that we use?<br>
1.216 bentley 2139: <p>
1.123 deraadt 2140: The answer my friend<br>
2141: BSD 4.2<br>
2142: The answer<br>
2143: BSD 4.2<br>
1.216 bentley 2144:
2145: <td class=art>
2146: <img alt="" width=395 height=1210 src="images/49song.jpg">
2147: </table>
2148:
2149: <p class=colophon>
2150: Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals
2151: by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a>.
2152: Guitar and harmonica
2153: by <a href="https://www.lesliealexander.com/">Leslie Alexander</a>.
2154: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
2155: <a href="mailto:moxam@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.123 deraadt 2156:
2157: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2158: <h2 id=48><a href="48.html">4.8</a>: "El Puffiachi"</h2>
2159:
2160: <table class=song>
1.120 deraadt 2161: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2162: <td>
2163:
2164: <div class=download>
2165: 2:39
2166: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.mp3">(MP3 4.4MB)</a>
2167: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song48.ogg">(OGG 3.0MB)</a>
2168: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2169: <a href="48.html">OpenBSD 4.8</a> CD2 track 2 is<br>
1.120 deraadt 2170: an uncompressed copy of<br>
1.216 bentley 2171: this song.
2172: <p>
2173: [Instrumental]
2174: <p>
1.120 deraadt 2175: <a href="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg">
1.136 sthen 2176: <img width=227 height=318 alt="ElPuffiachi" src="images/ElPuffiachi.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2177: </div>
2178:
2179: <div class=commentary>
2180: <p>
1.120 deraadt 2181: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 bentley 2182: </div>
2183:
2184: <td class=art>
2185: <img alt="" width=936 height=720 src="images/48song.jpg">
2186: </table>
2187:
2188: <p class=colophon>
1.120 deraadt 2189: Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
2190:
2191: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2192: <h2 id=47><a href="47.html">4.7</a>: "I'm still here"</h2>
2193:
2194: <table class=song>
1.119 deraadt 2195: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2196: <td>
2197:
2198: <div class=download>
2199: 4:39
2200: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.mp3">(MP3 8.5MB)</a>
2201: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song47.ogg">(OGG 6.3MB)</a>
2202: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2203: <a href="47.html">OpenBSD 4.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2204: uncompressed copy of this song.
2205: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2206: <a href="images/Superfish.jpg">
1.136 sthen 2207: <img width=227 height=318 alt="Superfish" src="images/Superfish.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2208: </div>
2209:
2210: <div class=commentary>
2211: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2212: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 bentley 2213: </div>
2214:
2215: <td class=lyrics>
2216: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2217: Back when I was twenty<br>
2218: They said I wouldn't last<br>
2219: All that I believed in<br>
2220: Were the teachings of the past<br>
1.216 bentley 2221: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2222: All I ever wanted<br>
2223: Was to keep the world secure<br>
2224: And all the criticizing<br>
2225: Was something I'd endure<br>
1.216 bentley 2226: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2227: The changes that I've been through<br>
2228: And the trials along the way<br>
2229: The battle isn't over<br>
2230: And I'm living day by day<br>
1.216 bentley 2231: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2232: But I'm still here<br>
1.216 bentley 2233: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2234: Some say that I'm a hero<br>
2235: But I'm just being me<br>
2236: With my filter I can hide<br>
2237: My true identity<br>
1.216 bentley 2238: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2239: One day when I was flying<br>
2240: Across the open skies<br>
2241: I saw the bridge to freedom<br>
2242: Had been weakened over time<br>
1.216 bentley 2243: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2244: The server room was burning up<br>
2245: And melting the array<br>
2246: A little breath of cold air<br>
2247: Was enough to save the day<br>
1.216 bentley 2248: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2249: CHORUS:<br>
2250: But I'm still here<br>
2251: Better than I've ever been before<br>
2252: I'm still free<br>
2253: Close a window, open up a door<br>
2254: I'm still me<br>
1.216 bentley 2255: <p>
2256: INSTRUMENTAL
2257: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2258: Now that I am older<br>
2259: And I've been around so long<br>
2260: The world is ever changing<br>
2261: I'm still righting all the wrong<br>
2262: <p>
1.216 bentley 2263: CHORUS:
2264:
2265: <td class=art>
2266: <img alt="" width=395 height=1500 src="images/47song.jpg">
2267: </table>
2268:
2269: <p class=colophon>
1.119 deraadt 2270: Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell.
1.172 benno 2271: Keyboard by Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming,
2272: mixing, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
1.119 deraadt 2273:
2274: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2275: <h2 id=46><a href="46.html">4.6</a>: "Planet of the Users"</h2>
2276:
2277: <table class=song>
1.116 deraadt 2278: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2279: <td>
2280:
2281: <div class=download>
2282: 2:38
2283: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.mp3">(MP3 4.8MB)</a>
2284: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song46.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a>
2285: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2286: <a href="46.html">OpenBSD 4.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2287: uncompressed copy of this song.
2288: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2289: <a href="images/PlanetUsers.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2290: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PlanetUsers" src="images/PlanetUsers.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2291: </div>
2292:
2293: <div class=commentary>
2294: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2295: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 bentley 2296: </div>
2297:
2298: <td class=lyrics>
2299: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2300: Welcome to the future<br>
2301: One very rich man<br>
2302: runs the Earth with<br>
2303: one multinational<br>
2304: owns your stuff<br>
2305: and owns your birth<br>
1.216 bentley 2306: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2307: Everyone is armless<br>
2308: Personal robots<br>
2309: Do it all for you<br>
2310: Sitting on your slug head<br>
2311: One channel TV<br>
2312: never gonna bore you<br>
1.216 bentley 2313: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2314: CHORUS<br>
2315: Does it sound like a paradise<br>
2316: or a way to die<br>
2317: while alive and a loser<br>
2318: I'm a man from the open past<br>
1.117 damien 2319: And I'll never last<br>
1.116 deraadt 2320: on the Planet of the Users<br>
1.216 bentley 2321: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2322: Everyone is happy<br>
2323: No more government<br>
2324: No more media<br>
2325: Only the Company<br>
2326: Entertains you<br>
2327: while it feeds you<br>
1.216 bentley 2328: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2329: Soylent Green pap<br>
2330: Eating your friends while<br>
2331: shopping, buying<br>
2332: Stupid applications<br>
2333: Obsolete before you try them<br>
1.216 bentley 2334: <p>
2335: CHORUS
2336: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2337: Take me back<br>
2338: Take me back<br>
2339: Please<br>
2340: Take me back<br>
1.216 bentley 2341: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2342: Way back in my time<br>
2343: Open source kept<br>
2344: everyone choosing<br>
2345: People knew the insides<br>
2346: Of devices they were using<br>
1.216 bentley 2347: <p>
1.116 deraadt 2348: Hackers had a doorway<br>
2349: Now it's locked and<br>
2350: dumbed down so much<br>
2351: One button coma<br>
2352: Stop the future truly outta touch<br>
2353: <p>
1.216 bentley 2354: CHORUS
2355:
2356: <td class=art>
2357: <img alt="" width=395 height=1778 src="images/46song.jpg">
2358: </table>
2359:
2360: <p class=colophon>
1.116 deraadt 2361: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
2362: Vocals by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by
2363: Russ Broom, drums by John McNeil.
1.157 deraadt 2364: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 2365: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.116 deraadt 2366:
2367: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2368: <h2 id=45><a href="45.html">4.5</a>: "Games"</h2>
2369:
2370: <table class=song>
1.108 deraadt 2371: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2372: <td>
2373:
2374: <div class=download>
2375: 3:29
2376: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.mp3">(MP3 6.4MB)</a>
2377: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song45.ogg">(OGG 4.5MB)</a>
2378: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2379: <a href="45.html">OpenBSD 4.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2380: uncompressed copy of this song.
2381: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2382: <a href="images/Pufftron.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2383: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufftron" src="images/Pufftron.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2384: </div>
2385:
2386: <div class=commentary>
2387: <p>
1.119 deraadt 2388: [Sorry, no commentary]
1.216 bentley 2389: </div>
2390:
2391: <td class=lyrics>
2392: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2393: I love to hate my PC<br>
2394: But now it's not so easy<br>
2395: Just wanna get this job done<br>
2396: But these A.M.L. games are dumb<br>
1.216 bentley 2397: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2398: You wanna know the truth?<br>
2399: Intel's controlling you<br>
2400: And Microsoft is too<br>
2401: But this is nothing new<br>
1.216 bentley 2402: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2403: With A.C.P.I.<br>
2404: This endless mess so corporate<br>
2405: Tangles and angles<br>
2406: In what could be straight forward<br>
1.216 bentley 2407: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2408: Lost connections<br>
2409: Lost my mind<br>
2410: It's such a waste of time<br>
1.216 bentley 2411: <p>
2412: CHORUS
2413: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2414: Now on the motherboard<br>
2415: Where all my life is stored<br>
2416: Playing with garbage there<br>
2417: With rules so unfair<br>
1.216 bentley 2418: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2419: Ruled by A.C.P.I.<br>
1.109 deraadt 2420: Whose heart is so corrupted<br>
1.108 deraadt 2421: Forcing us all to play<br>
2422: Our progress interrupted<br>
1.216 bentley 2423: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2424: Lost connections<br>
2425: Lost my mind<br>
2426: It's such a waste of time<br>
1.216 bentley 2427: <p>
2428: CHORUS
2429: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2430: Yes I'm a user<br>
2431: And I'm not the only one<br>
2432: I'm not a loser<br>
2433: With help from Puffy Tron<br>
1.216 bentley 2434: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2435: And we will find it<br>
2436: The pin in all this heartache<br>
2437: Map our devices<br>
2438: And we know what it'll take<br>
1.216 bentley 2439: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2440: Lost connections<br>
2441: Lost my mind<br>
2442: Oh Ooh Woah end of line<br>
1.216 bentley 2443: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2444: (bridge)<br>
2445: On and on<br>
2446: Can we all be wrong?<br>
2447: All and all<br>
2448: We are one<br>
2449: Clean the dream<br>
2450: Gone wrong<br>
2451: We are Tron<br>
2452: On and on and on<br>
1.216 bentley 2453: <p>
2454: Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)
2455: <p>
2456: Instrumental pre-chorus
2457: <p>
1.108 deraadt 2458: CHORUS<br>
2459: dumb dumb dumb<br>
1.216 bentley 2460:
2461: <td class=art>
2462: <img alt="" width=395 height=1778 src="images/45song.jpg">
2463: </table>
2464:
2465: <p class=colophon>
1.108 deraadt 2466: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2467: Theo de Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis,
2468: guitar by Russ Broom, vocals by Jonny Sinclair.
1.157 deraadt 2469: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 2470: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.108 deraadt 2471:
2472: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2473: <h2 id=44><a href="44.html">4.4</a>: "Trial of the BSD Knights"</h2>
2474:
2475: <table class=song>
1.104 deraadt 2476: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2477: <td>
2478:
2479: <div class=download>
2480: 3:05
2481: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.mp3">(MP3 5.6MB)</a>
2482: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song44.ogg">(OGG 4.4MB)</a>
2483: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2484: <a href="44.html">OpenBSD 4.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2485: uncompressed copy of this song.
2486: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2487: <a href="images/SourceWars.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 2488: <img width=227 height=343 alt="SourceWars" src="images/SourceWars.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2489: </div>
2490:
2491: <div class=commentary>
2492: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2493: Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of
2494: the Berkeley Unix distributions for the
1.121 deraadt 2495: O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source Revolution".
1.104 deraadt 2496: We recommend you read his story, entitled
2497: <a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/kirkmck.html">
2498: "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix
2499: From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable"</a>
2500: first, to see how Kirk remembers how we got here.
2501: Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally, this text has
2502: probably not been read by enough people.
1.216 bentley 2503: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2504: The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were
2505: not public until recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear.
2506: But the story of how three people decided to free the BSD codebase
1.214 bentley 2507: of corporate pollution — and release it freely — is more interesting
1.104 deraadt 2508: than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a stupid lawsuit happened which
2509: hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a critical period.
2510: But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing so
2511: much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had
1.214 bentley 2512: lots of really evil lawyers back then too — were they not afraid?
1.216 bentley 2513: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2514: After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had
2515: already been replaced by university researchers and their associates.
2516: So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group)
2517: started going through the 4.3BSD codebase to cleanse the rest.
2518: Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days, USENIX
2519: conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these
2520: rebels to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by
2521: piece, starting with the libraries and userland programs.
1.214 bentley 2522: Anyone who helped only got credit as a Contributor — people like
1.104 deraadt 2523: Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.
1.216 bentley 2524: <p>
1.105 deraadt 2525: Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful
1.104 deraadt 2526: checking, this led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which
1.214 bentley 2527: was given to the world in June 1991 — the largest dump of free source
2528: code the world had ever received (for those days — not modern monsters like OpenOffice).
1.216 bentley 2529: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2530: Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system
2531: based on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories
2532: (basically AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB.
2533: Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes (described in the
2534: lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer developments
2535: (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as 4.4BSD-Lite.
2536: Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release (and for
1.207 deraadt 2537: a lot less than $1000 per copy).
1.216 bentley 2538: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2539: The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
2540: and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.
1.216 bentley 2541: </div>
2542:
2543: <td class=lyrics>
2544: <p style="text-align: center">
1.104 deraadt 2545: Source Wars<br>
2546: Episode IV<br>
2547: Trial of the BSD Knights<br>
1.216 bentley 2548: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2549: Not so very long ago<br>
2550: and not so far away<br>
2551: AT&T made system code<br>
2552: and gave some bits away<br>
1.216 bentley 2553: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2554: Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it<br>
2555: better, faster, more diverse<br>
2556: This open thing was wonderful<br>
2557: for everyone on Earth<br>
1.216 bentley 2558: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2559: And then the roaring 90's came<br>
2560: The Empire changed its mind<br>
2561: And good old greed was back again<br>
2562: The geeks were in a legal bind<br>
1.216 bentley 2563: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2564: The Empire's Unix Lab<br>
2565: sued BSDi from above<br>
2566: The code is free but<br>
2567: only we can sell it bub!<br>
1.216 bentley 2568: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2569: The University came calling<br>
2570: in full protective mode<br>
1.106 deraadt 2571: and proved the source in Net/2<br>
1.104 deraadt 2572: didn't use the Empire's code<br>
1.216 bentley 2573: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2574: Then Bostic brought the Empire's books<br>
2575: n' slammed them dandys down<br>
2576: And showed the giant chunks<br>
2577: of BSD code all around<br>
1.216 bentley 2578: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2579: They didn't even give an ounce<br>
2580: of credit front to back<br>
2581: This broke the license USL<br>
2582: was using to attack<br>
1.216 bentley 2583: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2584: The case was thrown out by the judge<br>
2585: and "settled" out of court<br>
2586: And UCB was big enough<br>
2587: to take it like a sport<br>
1.216 bentley 2588: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2589: And to this day the geekfolk say<br>
2590: Now did we win or lose?<br>
2591: They shoulda made 'em reprint<br>
2592: every book with proper dues<br>
1.216 bentley 2593: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2594: And take out ads in major rags<br>
2595: apologetically<br>
2596: And maybe now it wouldn't be<br>
2597: the same monopoly<br>
1.216 bentley 2598: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2599: The Empire might have tumbled<br>
2600: down if everybody saw<br>
2601: How greed became so big<br>
2602: they couldn't see that glaring flaw<br>
1.216 bentley 2603: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2604: But only one community<br>
2605: the one that makes it tick<br>
2606: Is there to fight for everyone<br>
2607: exposing hypocrites<br>
1.216 bentley 2608: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2609: And OpenBSD is here<br>
2610: to tell the story right<br>
2611: Once again the fight is fought<br>
2612: and kept in shining light<br>
1.216 bentley 2613: <p>
1.104 deraadt 2614: And may the source be with you<br>
2615: May the Empire fall apart<br>
2616: Ya like that's gonna happen!<br>
2617: But we gotta keep heart!<br>
1.216 bentley 2618: <td class=art>
2619: <img alt="" width=395 height=1800 src="images/44song.jpg">
2620: </table>
2621:
2622: <p class=colophon>
1.104 deraadt 2623: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
2624: Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey.
2625: Drum, Bass, and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 2626: Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 2627: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.20 deraadt 2628:
2629: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2630: <h2 id=43><a href="43.html">4.3</a>: "Home to Hypocrisy"</h2>
2631:
2632: <table class=song>
1.95 deraadt 2633: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2634: <td>
2635:
2636: <div class=download>
2637: 4:48
2638: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.mp3">(MP3 8.2MB)</a>
2639: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song43.ogg">(OGG 6.5MB)</a>
2640: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2641: <a href="43.html">OpenBSD 4.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2642: uncompressed copy of this song.
2643: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2644: <a href="images/Cryptonaut.jpg">
2645: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Cryptonaut" src="images/Cryptonaut.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2646: </div>
2647:
2648: <div class=commentary>
2649: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2650: We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man
2651: who is a lot like
2652: <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/08/campbell_grounded/">Naomi Campbell</a>.
1.216 bentley 2653: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2654: In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at
1.102 deraadt 2655: Washington Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans
2656: (where a Usenix conference was taking place), one man stood up from
2657: his seat, demanded that they stop waiting in the queue and be permitted
1.95 deraadt 2658: to deplane. Even after orders from the crew and a pilot from
2659: the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the queue
1.96 deraadt 2660: and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto
1.95 deraadt 2661: the plane and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane.
2662: After Richard was removed from the plane, everyone else stayed
2663: onboard and continued their journey to New Orleans. A few
1.216 bentley 2664: OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very close by,
1.95 deraadt 2665: so we have an accurate story of the events.
1.216 bentley 2666: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2667: This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us
2668: about morality, freedom, and what is best for us. He believes
2669: it is his God-given role to tell us what is best for us, when he
2670: has shown that he takes actions which are not best for everyone.
1.214 bentley 2671: He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him — and him
2672: alone — and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.
1.216 bentley 2673: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2674: We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We
2675: remove all restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a
2676: requirement to be known as the authors. We follow a pattern of
2677: free source code distribution that started in the mid-1980's
2678: in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful
2679: influence which he could use so falsely.
1.216 bentley 2680: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2681: We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree
2682: builds software that is 'found on the net' into packages that
2683: OpenBSD users can use more easily. A scaffold of Makefiles and
2684: scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software, apply
2685: patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice
2686: neat little tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for
1.97 okan 2687: users. The ports tree is maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately
1.95 deraadt 2688: from our main source tree. Some of the software which is fetched
2689: and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what can we do.
2690: All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
2691: decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.
1.216 bentley 2692: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2693: Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free.
2694: He came to our mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet
2695: he said nothing to the many other vendors who do the same; many of
2696: them donate to the FSF and perhaps that has something to do with it.
2697: Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all the official
1.214 bentley 2698: GNU software — including Emacs — compiles and runs on Windows.
1.216 bentley 2699: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2700: That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some
2701: people who listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not
2702: follow their own stupid rules.
1.216 bentley 2703: </div>
2704:
2705: <td class=lyrics>
2706: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2707: Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts<br>
2708: Trading with new lands by open C<br>
2709: Corporate monsters, many closing passages<br>
2710: Tempting harpies<br>
2711: 13 years of treachery<br>
1.216 bentley 2712: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2713: <br>
2714: Journey's over, welcome home the heroes<br>
2715: Offering the bounty of their trade<br>
2716: Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece<br>
2717: For the people, free and very strongly made<br>
1.216 bentley 2718: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2719: <br>
2720: But something's wrong with them<br>
2721: They will not take our free wares<br>
2722: "What's the matter good people?<br>
1.99 deraadt 2723: Why are you so scared?<br>
2724: Why?"<br>
1.216 bentley 2725: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2726: <br>
2727: Then one brave soul spoke out<br>
2728: "We're not allowed to take your gifts<br>
1.98 okan 2729: Hypocrites has spoken<br>
1.95 deraadt 2730: There are many new laws"<br>
1.216 bentley 2731: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2732: <br>
1.98 okan 2733: Hypocrites appears<br>
1.95 deraadt 2734: "Puffy!<br>
2735: You must obey my new rules!"<br>
1.216 bentley 2736: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2737: <br>
2738: "First rule one dictates<br>
2739: You cannot give your code away"<br>
1.216 bentley 2740: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2741: <br>
2742: (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.<br>
1.216 bentley 2743: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2744: <br>
2745: "And rule two dictates<br>
2746: You must give it to me<br>
2747: So I can give it away properly for free"<br>
1.216 bentley 2748: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2749: <br>
2750: "The list goes on of course<br>
2751: But for traders this is all you need"<br>
1.216 bentley 2752: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2753: <br>
2754: "This is madness!<br>
2755: He has lost his mind!<br>
2756: This defies the first law of free trade<br>
2757: Rule zero came before this rule one<br>
2758: Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"<br>
1.216 bentley 2759: <p>
1.95 deraadt 2760: <br>
2761: Then Hypocrites goes mad.<br>
1.216 bentley 2762:
2763: <td class=art>
2764: <img alt="" width=395 height=1720 src="images/43song.gif">
2765: </table>
2766:
2767: <p class=colophon>
1.95 deraadt 2768: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and
2769: Nikkos Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama,
2770: second bouzouki, violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos,
1.101 naddy 2771: né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland.
2772: Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed,
1.157 deraadt 2773: and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 2774: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.95 deraadt 2775:
2776: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2777: <h2 id=42><a href="42.html">4.2</a>: "100001 1010101"</h2>
2778:
2779: <table class=song>
1.90 deraadt 2780: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2781: <td>
2782:
2783: <div class=download>
2784: 4:40
2785: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.mp3">(MP3 4.0MB)</a>
2786: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song42.ogg">(OGG 6.4MB)</a>
2787: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2788: <a href="42.html">OpenBSD 4.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2789: uncompressed copy of this song.
2790: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2791: <a href="images/Marathon.jpg">
2792: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Marathon" src="images/Marathon.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2793: </div>
2794:
2795: <div class=commentary>
2796: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2797: Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do.
1.91 merdely 2798: This song's lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have
1.214 bentley 2799: remained unchanged over the years — secure, free, reliable software,
1.90 deraadt 2800: that can be shared with anyone. Many other projects purport to share
2801: these same goals, and love to wrap themselves in a banner of "Open
2802: Source" and "Free Software". Given how many projects there are one
2803: would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but it doesn't
2804: seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
2805: away from the ideals very quickly.
2806: <p>
1.93 jmc 2807: Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support,
1.91 merdely 2808: and there are some very tempting alternative ways to support devices
1.90 deraadt 2809: available to those who will surrender their moral code. A project
2810: could compromise by entering into NDA agreements with vendors, or
2811: including binary objects in the operating system for which no source
2812: code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
2813: inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset
2814: of the ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about
2815: getting devices working, but not at the expense of our original goals.
2816: <p>
2817: Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals,
2818: we've been at the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues,
1.91 merdely 2819: resulting in a good number of successes. This success had led to much
1.90 deraadt 2820: recognition for the advancement of Free Software causes, but has also
2821: led to other issues.
2822: <p>
2823: We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used
2824: by many commercial entities, but contributions come back more often
2825: than people seem to know, and when they do, they're always still
2826: properly attributed to the original authors, and given back in the
2827: same spirit that they were given in the first place.
2828: <p>
2829: That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our
1.214 bentley 2830: stuff so free so that everyone can benefit — it remains a core goal;
1.90 deraadt 2831: we really have not strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more
1.214 bentley 2832: from projects who talk about sharing — such as the various Linux
1.90 deraadt 2833: projects.
2834: <p>
2835: Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all
2836: codebases, we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants
2837: of "the race" are being manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the
2838: SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather than the goal of getting good source
2839: into Linux (and all other code bases). We don't want this to come off
2840: as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those developers caution
1.214 bentley 2841: — they should ensure that the path they are being shown by those who
1.90 deraadt 2842: have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
2843: not for their agenda.
2844: <p>
2845: The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do
2846: what we do to run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We
2847: don't rush off at every distraction, or worry how this will affect our
2848: image. We are here to have fun doing right.
1.216 bentley 2849: </div>
2850:
2851: <td class=lyrics>
1.90 deraadt 2852: <p>
2853: The starting line is nervous<br>
2854: we burst upon the course<br>
2855: Electric is our passion<br>
2856: An open hearted force<br>
1.216 bentley 2857: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2858: The water's full of dangers<br>
2859: That interrupt the flow<br>
2860: And soon the spirit splinters<br>
1.92 deraadt 2861: as temptation takes its toll<br>
1.216 bentley 2862: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2863: *Give and get back some<br>
2864: Sharing it all<br>
2865: Path we know best<br>
2866: we're having a ball<br>
2867: Opulent mission<br>
2868: Lost in our passion<br>
2869: You can still choose<br>
2870: If you don't swim to win<br>
2871: you'll never lose*<br>
1.216 bentley 2872: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2873: One Zero Zero Zero Zero One<br>
1.216 bentley 2874: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2875: The window is a wall by now<br>
2876: A sieve of sickened holes<br>
2877: The water chicken stealing maps<br>
2878: Mistaking us for foes<br>
1.216 bentley 2879: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2880: The sun a son of Icarus<br>
2881: Flies too close to itself<br>
2882: Forbidden fruit is blinded<br>
2883: by the toys upon the shelf<br>
1.216 bentley 2884: <p>
2885: *CHORUS*
2886: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2887: One Zero One Zero One Zero One<br>
1.216 bentley 2888: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2889: Slow and steady wins they say<br>
2890: but this is not a race<br>
2891: It's not about who takes a prize<br>
2892: for first or second place<br>
1.216 bentley 2893: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2894: Imaginary rings of brass<br>
2895: Were traded for real goals<br>
2896: The vision and the mission lost<br>
2897: For those with corporate souls<br>
1.216 bentley 2898: <p>
1.90 deraadt 2899: *Give and get back some<br>
2900: Sharing it all<br>
2901: Path we know best<br>
2902: we're having a ball<br>
2903: Give and get zeros<br>
2904: Give and get ones<br>
2905: Given to you but<br>
2906: Not you to us<br>
2907: Opulent mission<br>
2908: Lost in our passion<br>
2909: You can still choose<br>
2910: If you don't swim to win<br>
2911: you'll never lose<br>
2912: You'll never lose*<br>
1.216 bentley 2913:
2914: <td class=art>
2915: <img alt="" width=396 height=1876 src="images/42song.gif">
2916: </table>
2917:
2918: <p class=colophon>
1.90 deraadt 2919: Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and
1.157 deraadt 2920: mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 2921: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
2922: Vocals by Duncan McDonald. Drums by
1.90 deraadt 2923: John McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by
2924: Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
2925:
2926: <hr>
1.216 bentley 2927: <h2 id=41><a href="41.html">4.1</a>: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"</h2>
2928:
2929: <table class=song>
1.81 deraadt 2930: <tr>
1.216 bentley 2931: <td>
2932:
2933: <div class=download>
2934: 4:19
2935: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.mp3">(MP3 4.1MB)</a>
2936: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song41.ogg">(OGG 8.3MB)</a>
2937: <p>
1.126 deraadt 2938: <a href="41.html">OpenBSD 4.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 2939: uncompressed copy of this song.
2940: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2941: <a href="images/PuffyBaba.jpg">
2942: <img width=227 height=343 alt="PuffyBaba" src="images/PuffyBaba.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 2943: </div>
2944:
2945: <div class=commentary>
2946: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2947: As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities
2948: is device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains
2949: useless and unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the
2950: hardware that is available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising
2951: that more than half of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to
2952: device support.
2953: <p>
1.85 mbalmer 2954: Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries,
1.81 deraadt 2955: all the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious
2956: interface layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing"
2957: mechanisms (ie. APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the
2958: time to read the free code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant
2959: challenge though: because many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior
2960: of their devices. The devices are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly
2961: weird, or even buggy.
2962: <p>
2963: When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can
2964: become extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused
2965: for months at a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because
2966: the hardware is a complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease
2967: these difficulties rapidly. However, getting access to the chip documentation
2968: from vendors is ... almost always a negotiation. If we had open access to
1.84 matthieu 2969: documentation, anyone would be able to see how simple all these devices
1.81 deraadt 2970: actually are, and device driver development would flourish (and not just in
2971: OpenBSD, either).
2972: <p>
2973: When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation,
2974: our position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair,
2975: and that selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But
2976: unfortunately a number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or
2977: 20 years building
1.83 wvdputte 2978: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00024.html">
1.81 deraadt 2979: political hurdles against the smaller players</a>.
2980: <p>
1.82 jsg 2981: A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and
1.87 tom 2982: some Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model
1.81 deraadt 2983: of requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux
2984: into the club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system
1.214 bentley 2985: communities — and their developers — with much less available clout for
1.81 deraadt 2986: requesting documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would
2987: work with us, and the device driver support in all free operating systems
2988: would be fantastic by now.
2989: <p>
2990: We only ask that
1.83 wvdputte 2991: <a href="papers/brhard2007/mgp00027.html">
1.81 deraadt 2992: users help</a> us in changing the political landscape.
1.216 bentley 2993: </div>
2994:
2995: <td class=lyrics>
2996: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2997: Here's an old story ...<br>
1.216 bentley 2998: <p>
1.81 deraadt 2999: <br>
3000: Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors<br>
3001: We all know the details<br>
3002: Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,<br>
3003: some serious loot,<br>
1.214 bentley 3004: and lucky — Mister — Baba<br>
1.81 deraadt 3005: Who got a bad rap if you ask me<br>
3006: The little guy who<br>
3007: did the best with what he had<br>
1.216 bentley 3008: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3009: <br>
3010: Here are Mr. Baba's lessons<br>
3011: Load one ass, take a few trips and spend<br>
3012: in moderation<br>
1.214 bentley 3013: Three things the average man can't — get — right<br>
1.216 bentley 3014: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3015: <br>
3016: If you know your brother is a greedy bastard<br>
3017: never give him the password<br>
3018: If he goes penguin on you,<br>
1.214 bentley 3019: stop — being — his brother.<br>
1.81 deraadt 3020: When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers<br>
1.86 tom 3021: A sea of blood will be its doormat<br>
1.81 deraadt 3022: So do the best with what you have<br>
1.216 bentley 3023: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3024: <br>
1.214 bentley 3025: Beyond the lessons — you must know this<br>
1.81 deraadt 3026: that the Devil is as real as your address<br>
3027: But unlike Vendors,<br>
3028: he at least keeps the door open<br>
1.216 bentley 3029: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3030: <br>
3031: Vendors of water that should be free<br>
3032: Look upon their words and despair<br>
3033: Their badvertising made a thief of my brother<br>
3034: then made him better off dead<br>
3035: Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with<br>
1.216 bentley 3036: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3037: <br>
3038: Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.<br>
3039: The companies of thieves stole every good adjective<br>
3040: and left us with open source (sores)<br>
3041: sharing smaller and smaller bandages<br>
3042: for each consecutive cut<br>
3043: But with the salty water of labour<br>
3044: parched desert becomes pregnant black soil<br>
1.216 bentley 3045: <p>
1.81 deraadt 3046: <br>
3047: It's not whether you're well off<br>
3048: it's where you dig the well<br>
3049: The best the little guy can do is what<br>
3050: the little guy does right<br>
1.216 bentley 3051:
3052: <td class=art>
3053: <img alt="" width=396 height=1904 src="images/41song.gif">
3054: </table>
3055:
3056: <p class=colophon>
1.157 deraadt 3057: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 3058: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.112 deraadt 3059: Voice by Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
1.81 deraadt 3060:
3061: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3062: <h2 id=40b><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "OpenVOX"</h2>
3063:
3064: <table class=song>
1.76 deraadt 3065: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3066: <td>
3067:
3068: <div class=download>
3069: 4:00
3070: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
3071: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a>
3072: <p>
1.210 tj 3073: This is the extra song on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" Audio CD.
1.216 bentley 3074: <p>
3075: <img alt="" height=158 width=158 src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
3076: </div>
3077:
3078: <div class=commentary>
3079: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3080: This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka
3081: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.
1.76 deraadt 3082: <p>
3083: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
3084: and music for each OpenBSD release.
3085: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
3086: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
1.111 deraadt 3087: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3088: The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork
3089: and songs that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the
3090: songs from the 3.0 to 4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).
1.111 deraadt 3091: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3092: Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!
1.216 bentley 3093: </div>
3094:
3095: <td class=lyrics>
3096: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3097: Be Open<br>
3098: Be Vocal<br>
3099: Stay Open<br>
3100: Stay Vocal<br>
1.216 bentley 3101: <p>
3102: (repeat)
3103: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3104: OpenBSD<br>
1.216 bentley 3105: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3106: Twice a year,<br>
3107: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
3108: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
3109: and take strips out of liars.<br>
3110: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
3111: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
3112: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 3113: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 3114: and a license application<br>
3115: is a fishybomination<br>
3116: and a random allocation<br>
3117: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
3118: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
3119: OK stop.<br>
3120: I get it.<br>
3121: Some asshole lied.<br>
1.216 bentley 3122: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3123: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 3124: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 3125: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
3126: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
3127: in the cyber cider documation<br>
3128: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
3129: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
3130: OK stop.<br>
3131: I get it.<br>
1.166 awolk 3132: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110726013945/http://devresources.linuxfoundation.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
1.76 deraadt 3133: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
3134: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
3135: I get it.<br>
3136: Where's my pencils?<br>
3137: Bring me my mic!<br>
1.216 bentley 3138: <td class=lyrics>
3139: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3140: Be Open<br>
3141: Be Vocal<br>
3142: Stay Open<br>
3143: Stay Vocal<br>
1.216 bentley 3144: <p>
3145: (repeat)
3146: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3147: Then he has another beer and<br>
3148: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
3149: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
3150: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
3151: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
3152: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
3153: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
3154: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
3155: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
3156: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
3157: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
3158: every time, every song!<br>
3159: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
3160: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
3161: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
3162: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
3163: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
1.216 bentley 3164: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3165: (beat boxin')<br>
1.216 bentley 3166: </table>
1.76 deraadt 3167:
3168: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3169: <h2 id=40><a href="40.html">4.0</a>: "Humppa Negala"</h2>
3170:
3171: <table class=song>
1.76 deraadt 3172: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3173: <td>
3174:
3175: <div class=download>
3176: 2:40
3177: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
3178: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a>
3179: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3180: <a href="40.html">OpenBSD 4.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3181: uncompressed copy of this song.
3182: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3183: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
3184: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 3185: </div>
3186:
3187: <div class=commentary>
3188: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3189: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 3190: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 3191: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 3192: sells to continue our development goals.
1.216 bentley 3193: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3194: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 3195: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
3196: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 3197: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
3198: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
3199: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
3200: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
1.216 bentley 3201: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3202: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
3203: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
1.216 bentley 3204: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3205: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
3206: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
3207: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
3208: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
3209: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.216 bentley 3210: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3211: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
3212: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 3213: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
3214: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
3215: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.216 bentley 3216: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3217: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
3218: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
3219: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
3220: other developers.
1.216 bentley 3221: </div>
3222:
3223: <td class=lyrics>
3224: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3225: Humppa negala<br>
3226: Humppa negala<br>
3227: Humppa negala<br>
3228: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3229: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3230: Humppa negala<br>
3231: Humppa negala<br>
3232: Humppa negala<br>
3233: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3234: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3235: Humppa neranenah<br>
3236: Humppa neranenah<br>
3237: Humppa neranenah<br>
3238: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3239: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3240: Humppa neranenah<br>
3241: Humppa neranenah<br>
3242: Humppa neranenah<br>
3243: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3244: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3245: Uru, uru achim!<br>
3246: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3247: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3248: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3249: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3250: uru achim!<br>
3251: uru achim!<br>
3252: OpenBSD!<br>
1.216 bentley 3253: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3254: <br>
3255: (circus torture)<br>
1.216 bentley 3256: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3257: <br>
3258: Humppa negala<br>
3259: Humppa negala<br>
3260: Humppa negala<br>
3261: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3262: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3263: Humppa negala<br>
3264: Humppa negala<br>
3265: Humppa negala<br>
3266: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3267: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3268: Humppa neranenah<br>
3269: Humppa neranenah<br>
3270: Humppa neranenah<br>
3271: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3272: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3273: Humppa neranenah<br>
3274: Humppa neranenah<br>
3275: Humppa neranenah<br>
3276: Venismechah<br>
1.216 bentley 3277: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3278: Uru, uru achim!<br>
3279: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3280: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3281: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3282: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
3283: uru achim!<br>
3284: uru achim!<br>
3285: OpenBSD!<br>
1.216 bentley 3286:
3287: <td class=art>
3288: <img alt="" width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif">
3289: </table>
3290:
3291: <p class=colophon>
1.90 deraadt 3292: Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
1.216 bentley 3293: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fučík.
1.157 deraadt 3294: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 3295: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.112 deraadt 3296: Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
1.94 tobias 3297: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.76 deraadt 3298:
3299: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3300: <h2 id=39><a href="39.html">3.9</a>: "Blob!"</h2>
3301:
3302: <table class=song>
1.63 deraadt 3303: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3304: <td>
3305:
3306: <div class=download>
3307: 4:00
3308: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
3309: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a>
3310: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3311: <a href="39.html">OpenBSD 3.9</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3312: uncompressed copy of this song.
3313: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3314: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3315: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 3316: </div>
3317:
3318: <div class=commentary>
3319: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3320: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
3321: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
3322: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
3323: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
3324: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
1.216 bentley 3325: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.
3326: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3327: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
1.216 bentley 3328: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.
3329: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3330: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
3331: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
3332: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
1.216 bentley 3333: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.
1.63 deraadt 3334: <ul>
1.216 bentley 3335: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors at any time.
3336: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.
3337: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.
3338: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.
3339: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.
3340: <li>Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus less portable.
3341: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.
1.63 deraadt 3342: </ul>
1.216 bentley 3343: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3344: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
3345: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
3346: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
3347: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
3348: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
1.157 deraadt 3349: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
1.216 bentley 3350: </div>
3351:
3352: <td class=lyrics>
3353: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3354: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
3355: when we found him on the beach,<br>
3356: there was nothin' shady<br>
3357: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
3358: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
3359: and his first little word was adorable<br>
1.216 bentley 3360: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3361: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3362: blah blah blah<br>
3363: Blah!<br>
1.216 bentley 3364: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3365: <br>
3366: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
1.214 bentley 3367: But everybody was so happy — about Blob<br>
1.216 bentley 3368: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3369: <br>
3370: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
3371: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
3372: with a drop of goo<br>
3373: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
3374: But by the time he graduated<br>
3375: Blob was business slime!<br>
1.216 bentley 3376: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3377: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3378: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3379: blah blah<br>
1.216 bentley 3380: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3381: <br>
3382: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
1.216 bentley 3383: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3384: <br>
3385: Now everybody had it<br>
3386: they was drivin' around<br>
3387: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
3388: for convenience now<br>
3389: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
3390: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
1.216 bentley 3391: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3392: <br>
3393: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3394: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3395: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3396: blah blah<br>
1.216 bentley 3397: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3398: <br>
3399: It's linkin' time!<br>
1.216 bentley 3400: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3401: <br>
3402: Now it was out of control<br>
3403: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
3404: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
3405: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
3406: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
1.216 bentley 3407: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3408: <br>
3409: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3410: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3411: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3412: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
3413: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
1.216 bentley 3414: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3415: <br>
1.66 deraadt 3416: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 3417: And he battled the Blob<br>
3418: who had crossed the line<br>
1.214 bentley 3419: He was 50 feet tall — Doctor said "No fear"<br>
1.63 deraadt 3420: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
1.216 bentley 3421: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3422: <br>
3423: But it was too late!<br>
3424: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
3425: He wants your video!<br>
3426: Ya he wants your net!<br>
3427: He wants your drive!<br>
3428: He wants it all!!<br>
1.216 bentley 3429: <p>
1.63 deraadt 3430: <br>
3431: Somebody help us!<br>
3432: Noooooooo!<br>
3433: NVIDIA!<br>
3434: Intel!<br>
3435: Atheros!<br>
3436: 3-Ware!<br>
3437: VIA!<br>
3438: ATI!<br>
3439: Broadcom!<br>
3440: TI!<br>
3441: Myricom!<br>
3442: HighPoint!<br>
3443: Adaptec!<br>
3444: Mylex!<br>
3445: ICP Vortex!<br>
3446: and IBM!<br>
3447: Takin' over the world!<br>
1.216 bentley 3448:
3449: <td class=art>
3450: <img alt="" height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif">
3451: </table>
3452:
3453: <p class=colophon>
1.63 deraadt 3454: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3455: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 3456: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
3457: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com/">Ty Semaka</a> &
1.63 deraadt 3458: Theo de Raadt.
3459: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
1.216 bentley 3460: Guitar by Tom Bagley.
1.63 deraadt 3461: Drums by Jim Buick.
3462:
3463: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3464: <h2 id=38><a href="38.html">3.8</a>: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</h2>
3465:
3466: <table class=song>
1.58 deraadt 3467: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3468: <td>
3469:
3470: <div class=download>
3471: 4:24
3472: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
3473: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a>
3474: <br>
1.76 deraadt 3475: Instrumental version
1.192 tb 3476: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
1.216 bentley 3477: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a>
3478: <p>
1.199 deraadt 3479: <a href="38.html">OpenBSD 3.8</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3480: uncompressed copy of this song.
3481: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3482: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3483: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 3484: </div>
3485:
3486: <div class=commentary>
3487: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3488: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
3489: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
3490: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
3491: their devices.
3492: <p>
3493: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
3494: for the
1.204 tb 3495: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3496: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
3497: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
3498: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
3499: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
3500: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 3501: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
3502: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
3503: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 3504: <p>
3505: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
3506: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
3507: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
3508: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
1.214 bentley 3509: development model — it becomes very hard for the principle of
1.58 deraadt 3510: "quality" to show its head.
3511: <p>
3512: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
3513: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 3514: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 3515: <li>Repair
3516: </ul>
1.216 bentley 3517: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3518: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 3519: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
3520: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 3521: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
3522: <p>
3523: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
3524: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
3525: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
3526: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
3527: <p>
3528: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
3529: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 3530: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 3531: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
3532: <p>
3533: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
3534: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
3535: the AMI controllers.
3536: <p>
3537: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
3538: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
3539: basic RAID management:
3540: <ul>
3541: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
3542: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
3543: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
3544: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
3545: </ul>
3546: <p>
3547: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
3548: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
3549: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
3550: <p>
3551: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
3552: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
3553: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
3554: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 3555: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
3556: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 3557: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
3558: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.204 tb 3559: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 3560: controllers.
3561: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
3562: would not get documentation, either.
3563: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
3564: look saintly.
3565: <p>
3566: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
3567: in OpenBSD, please buy
1.216 bentley 3568: LSI/AMI RAID cards. And everything
1.206 tb 3569: <a href="https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 3570: will just work</a>.
3571: <p>
3572: And keep pestering the other vendors.
1.216 bentley 3573: </div>
3574:
3575: <td class=lyrics>
3576: <dl>
3577: <dt>Narrator:
3578: <dd>
3579: <p>
3580: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!
3581: <p>
3582: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!
3583: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3584: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
3585: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
3586: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
1.216 bentley 3587: hackologist and adventurer!
3588: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3589: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
3590: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
1.216 bentley 3591: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.
3592: <p>
3593: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!
3594: </dl>
3595:
3596: <dl>
3597: <dt>Marlus:
3598: <dd>
3599: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.
3600: <dt>Puffy:
3601: <dd>
3602: I'm a careful guy Marlus.
3603: </dl>
3604:
3605: <dl>
3606: <dt>Puffy and Salmah:
3607: <dd>
3608: They're hacking in the wrong place!
3609: </dl>
3610:
3611: <dl>
3612: <dt>Beluge:
3613: <dd>
3614: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!
3615: <dt>Puffy:
3616: <dd>
3617: Now you're gettin' nasty.
3618: </dl>
3619:
3620: <dl>
3621: <dt>Puffy:
3622: <dd>
3623: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?
3624: <dt>Salmah:
3625: <dd>
3626: API's, very dangerous. You go first.
3627: </dl>
3628:
3629: <dl>
3630: <dt>Narrator:
3631: <dd>
3632: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3633: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
3634: there before him
3635: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
3636: secure operating system,
3637: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
1.216 bentley 3638: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?
3639: <p>
1.58 deraadt 3640: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
1.216 bentley 3641: Puffiana Jones!
3642: </dl>
3643:
3644: <td class=art>
3645: <img alt="" height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif">
3646: </table>
3647:
3648: <p class=colophon>
1.58 deraadt 3649: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
3650: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
3651: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
1.157 deraadt 3652: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 3653: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.58 deraadt 3654:
3655: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3656: <h2 id=37><a href="37.html">3.7</a>: "Wizard of OS"</h2>
3657:
3658: <table class=song>
1.44 deraadt 3659: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3660: <td>
3661:
3662: <div class=download>
3663: 10:08
3664: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
3665: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a>
3666: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3667: <a href="37.html">OpenBSD 3.7</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3668: uncompressed copy of this song.
3669: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3670: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
3671: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 3672: </div>
3673:
3674: <div class=commentary>
3675: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3676: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
1.216 bentley 3677: good device support.
3678: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3679: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
3680: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
3681: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
3682: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
3683: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
3684: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
3685: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
3686: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 3687: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.216 bentley 3688: solved in the ethernet market.
3689: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3690: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
3691: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
3692: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
3693: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
3694: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
3695: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
1.216 bentley 3696: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.
3697: <p>
3698: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.
3699: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3700: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
3701: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
3702: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 3703: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 3704: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
1.216 bentley 3705: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.
3706: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3707: Want to help us? Avoid
1.204 tb 3708: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3709: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
3710: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.204 tb 3711: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 3712: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 3713: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.204 tb 3714: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
3715: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
3716: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
3717: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
3718: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3719: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 3720: which chipsets into which product.
1.216 bentley 3721: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3722: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 3723: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 3724: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
3725: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
3726: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
3727: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 3728: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 3729: development information for all, but are even going further and
3730: telling their development communities to not work with us at
3731: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
1.216 bentley 3732: </div>
3733:
3734: <td class=lyrics>
3735: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3736: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
3737: her uncles on the farm,<br>
3738: send out the alarm<br>
3739: and the shit storm flies<br>
3740: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
3741: With Puffathy inside,<br>
3742: twisting up a ride<br>
3743: to the land of OS<br>
3744: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
3745: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
3746: The open slippers red are<br>
3747: Hers to take<br>
1.216 bentley 3748: <p>
1.53 otto 3749: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3750: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
1.216 bentley 3751: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3752: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
3753: To get yourself back home<br>
3754: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 3755: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 3756: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
3757: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
3758: give Taiwan your biz<br>
3759: You'll never lose<br>
3760: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
3761: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
3762: lazy and insane<br>
3763: but they sang OK<br>
1.216 bentley 3764: <p>
1.53 otto 3765: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 3766: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
1.216 bentley 3767: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3768: Finally we're through the trees<br>
3769: The city glows<br>
3770: It's positively green<br>
3771: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
3772: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
1.216 bentley 3773: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3774: Go to the west<br>
3775: You must pass the test<br>
3776: For me<br>
3777: Bring me the ride<br>
3778: of the witch I despise<br>
3779: And you'll be free<br>
1.216 bentley 3780: <p>
1.44 deraadt 3781: You don't need the broom<br>
3782: You don't need the shoes<br>
3783: You don't need the wiz<br>
3784: You will never lose<br>
3785: You have all you need<br>
3786: You always had heart<br>
3787: You always had courage<br>
3788: Did somebody fart?<br>
3789: You always had brains<br>
3790: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 3791: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 3792: But you've got some balls<br>
3793: So double click heels<br>
3794: and work with Taiwan<br>
3795: And speak to your doggie<br>
3796: You're already gone....<br>
1.216 bentley 3797:
3798: <td class=art>
3799: <img alt="" height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif">
3800: </table>
3801:
3802: <p class=colophon>
1.44 deraadt 3803: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
3804: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
3805: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
3806: Semaka,
3807: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 3808: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.157 deraadt 3809: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at
1.216 bentley 3810: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.44 deraadt 3811:
3812: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3813: <h2 id=36><a href="36.html">3.6</a>: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</h2>
3814:
3815: <table class=song>
1.37 deraadt 3816: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3817: <td>
3818:
3819: <div class=download>
3820: 4:00
3821: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
3822: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a>
3823: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3824: <a href="36.html">OpenBSD 3.6</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3825: uncompressed copy of this song.
3826: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3827: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
1.123 deraadt 3828: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Ponderosa" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 3829: </div>
3830:
3831: <div class=commentary>
3832: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3833: What is up with some free software providers?!
3834: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
3835: <p>
3836: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
3837: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
3838: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 3839: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 3840: going to remember them in the end.
3841: <p>
3842: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
3843: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
3844: offerings in the last few years:
3845: <ul>
3846: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
3847: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
3848: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
3849: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
3850: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
3851: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
3852: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
3853: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 3854: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 3855: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
3856: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
3857: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
3858: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
3859: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
3860: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
3861: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
3862: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
3863: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
3864: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 3865: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 3866: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 3867: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
3868: </ul>
1.216 bentley 3869: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3870: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
3871: others who will follow them:
3872: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
3873: replace it.
1.216 bentley 3874: </div>
3875:
3876: <td class=lyrics>
3877: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3878: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
3879: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
3880: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
3881: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
3882: <p>
3883: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 3884: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 3885: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
3886: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
3887: <p>
3888: <br>
3889: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
3890: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
3891: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
3892: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
3893: <p>
3894: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
3895: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
3896: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
3897: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
3898: <p>
3899: <br>
3900: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
3901: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 3902: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 3903: So he fought the fight<br>
3904: and he set things right<br>
3905: With his OpenBSD<br>
3906: <p>
3907: <br>
3908: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
3909: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
3910: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
3911: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
3912: <p>
3913: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
3914: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
3915: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
3916: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
3917: <p>
3918: <br>
3919: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
3920: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 3921: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3922: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
3923: <p>
3924: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
3925: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
3926: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
3927: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
3928: <p>
3929: <br>
1.216 bentley 3930: CHORUS
1.37 deraadt 3931: <p>
3932: <br>
3933: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
3934: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
3935: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 3936: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 3937: <p>
3938: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
3939: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
3940: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
3941: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
3942: <p>
3943: <br>
3944: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 3945: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3946: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
3947: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
3948: <p>
3949: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
3950: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 3951: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
3952: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 3953: <p>
3954: <br>
1.216 bentley 3955: CHORUS
3956: <p>
1.37 deraadt 3957: <br>
3958: That's right!<br>
3959: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
3960: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
1.216 bentley 3961:
3962: <td class=art>
3963: <img alt="" height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif">
3964: </table>
3965:
3966: <p class=colophon>
1.214 bentley 3967: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka — Guitar by
1.216 bentley 3968: Chantal Vitalis — Bass by Jonny Nordstrom — Drums by John McNiel,
1.214 bentley 3969: Fiddle — Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
1.216 bentley 3970: <a href="mailto:moxamstudios@hotmail.com">Moxam Studios</a>.
1.37 deraadt 3971:
3972: <hr>
1.216 bentley 3973: <h2 id=35><a href="35.html">3.5</a>: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</h2>
3974:
3975: <table class=song>
1.30 deraadt 3976: <tr>
1.216 bentley 3977: <td>
3978:
3979: <div class=download>
3980: 5:21
3981: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
3982: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a>
3983: <p>
1.126 deraadt 3984: <a href="35.html">OpenBSD 3.5</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 3985: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.
3986: <p>
1.76 deraadt 3987: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
3988: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.216 bentley 3989: </div>
3990:
3991: <div class=commentary>
3992: <p>
1.30 deraadt 3993: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
3994: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
3995: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
3996: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
3997: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
3998: <p>
3999: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1.204 tb 4000: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 4001: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
4002: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
4003: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
4004: sessions. Our
1.204 tb 4005: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 4006: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
4007: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
4008: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
4009: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
4010: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
4011: <p>
4012: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
4013: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
4014: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
4015: Redundancy Protocol); on
1.205 tb 4016: <a href="https://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
1.30 deraadt 4017: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
4018: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
4019: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
4020: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
4021: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
4022: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1.144 deraadt 4023: <a href="http://mirror.switch.ch/ftp/doc/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1.30 deraadt 4024: There was much deliberation</a>
4025: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
4026: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
1.214 bentley 4027: standards — as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
1.30 deraadt 4028: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
4029: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
4030: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
4031: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
4032: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
4033: eh?
4034: <p>
4035: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
4036: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
4037: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
1.214 bentley 4038: — a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
1.30 deraadt 4039: claim patent rights.
4040: <p>
4041: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
4042: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
1.214 bentley 4043: its patents for VRRP implementations — meaning basically that it was
1.30 deraadt 4044: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
4045: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
4046: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
4047: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
4048: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
4049: members took note of our complaints,
1.122 deraadt 4050: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20061109082106/http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1.30 deraadt 4051: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
4052: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
4053: <p>
4054: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
4055: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
4056: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
4057: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
1.214 bentley 4058: avoid it — the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 4059: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 4060: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
4061: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
4062: like all others, except against the community.
4063: <p>
4064: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
4065: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
4066: <p>
4067: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
4068: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
4069: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
4070: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
4071: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
4072: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
4073: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
4074: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
4075: it to use cryptography.
4076: <p>
4077: The combination of
1.204 tb 4078: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
4079: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
4080: <a href="https://man.openbsd.org/?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1.30 deraadt 4081: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
4082: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
4083: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
4084: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
4085: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
4086: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
4087: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
4088: <p>
4089: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
4090: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
4091: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
4092: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
4093: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
4094: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
4095: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
4096: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
4097: <p>
4098: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
4099: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
1.216 bentley 4100: </div>
4101:
4102: <td class=lyrics>
4103:
4104: <dl class=compact>
4105: <dt>Customer:
4106: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4107: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
1.216 bentley 4108: <dt>
4109: <dt>Licenser:
4110: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4111: A what?
1.216 bentley 4112: <dt>Customer:
4113: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4114: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
1.216 bentley 4115: <dt>Licenser:
4116: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4117: Well, it's free isn't it?
1.216 bentley 4118: <dt>Customer:
4119: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4120: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
1.216 bentley 4121: <dt>Licenser:
4122: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4123: What?
1.216 bentley 4124: <dt>Customer:
4125: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4126: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
1.216 bentley 4127: <dt>Licenser:
4128: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4129: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
1.216 bentley 4130: <dt>Customer:
4131: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4132: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
4133: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
1.216 bentley 4134: <dt>Licenser:
4135: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4136: You must be a looney.
1.216 bentley 4137: <dt>Customer:
4138: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4139: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
4140: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
4141: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
4142: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
4143: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
4144: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
4145: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
4146: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
4147: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
1.216 bentley 4148: <dt>Licenser:
4149: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4150: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
1.216 bentley 4151: <dt>Customer:
4152: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4153: Yes.
1.216 bentley 4154: <dt>Licenser:
4155: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4156: For a free redundancy protocol?
1.216 bentley 4157: <dt>Customer:
4158: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4159: Yes.
1.216 bentley 4160: <dt>Licenser:
4161: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4162: You are a looney.
1.216 bentley 4163: <dt>Customer:
4164: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4165: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
4166: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
4167: VRRP.
1.216 bentley 4168: <dt>Licenser:
4169: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4170: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
1.216 bentley 4171: <dt>Customer:
4172: <dd>
1.32 otto 4173: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.216 bentley 4174: <dt>Licenser:
4175: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4176: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
1.216 bentley 4177: <dt>Customer:
4178: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4179: Yes there is!
1.216 bentley 4180: <dt>Licenser:
4181: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4182: Isn't!
1.216 bentley 4183: <dt>Customer:
4184: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4185: Is!
1.216 bentley 4186: <dt>Licenser:
4187: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4188: Isn't!
1.216 bentley 4189: <dt>Customer:
4190: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4191: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
1.216 bentley 4192: <dt>Licenser:
4193: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4194: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
4195: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
1.216 bentley 4196: <dt>Customer:
4197: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4198: The man didn't have the right form.
1.216 bentley 4199: <dt>Licenser:
4200: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4201: What man?
1.216 bentley 4202: <dt>Customer:
4203: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4204: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
1.216 bentley 4205: <dt>Licenser:
4206: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4207: The looney detector van, you mean.
1.216 bentley 4208: <dt>Customer:
4209: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4210: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
1.216 bentley 4211: <dt>Licenser:
4212: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4213: What redundancy detector van?
1.216 bentley 4214: <dt>Customer:
4215: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4216: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
1.216 bentley 4217: <dt>Licenser:
4218: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4219: Cizzz-coeee?
1.216 bentley 4220: <dt>Customer:
4221: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4222: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
4223: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
4224: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
4225: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
1.216 bentley 4226: <dt>Licenser:
4227: <dd>
1.34 otto 4228: How much did you pay for that?
1.216 bentley 4229: <dt>Customer:
4230: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4231: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
1.216 bentley 4232: <dt>Licenser:
4233: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4234: What PIX?
1.216 bentley 4235: <dt>Customer:
4236: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4237: The PIX I'm replacing!
1.216 bentley 4238: <dt>Licenser:
4239: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4240: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
4241: license it?
1.216 bentley 4242: <dt>Customer:
4243: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4244: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
4245: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
1.216 bentley 4246: <dt>Licenser:
4247: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4248: No they didn't!
1.216 bentley 4249: <dt>Customer:
4250: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4251: Did!
1.216 bentley 4252: <dt>Licenser:
4253: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4254: Didn't!
1.216 bentley 4255: <dt>Customer:
4256: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4257: Did, did, did and did!
1.216 bentley 4258: <dt>Licenser:
4259: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4260: Oh, all right.
1.216 bentley 4261: <dt>Customer:
4262: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4263: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
4264: license?
1.216 bentley 4265: <dt>Licenser:
4266: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4267: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
1.216 bentley 4268: <dt>Customer:
4269: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4270: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
1.216 bentley 4271: <dt>Licenser:
4272: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4273: A license?
1.216 bentley 4274: <dt>Customer:
4275: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4276: Yes.
1.216 bentley 4277: <dt>Licenser:
4278: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4279: For your firewall?
1.216 bentley 4280: <dt>Customer:
4281: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4282: No.
1.216 bentley 4283: <dt>Licenser:
4284: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4285: No?
1.216 bentley 4286: <dt>Customer:
4287: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4288: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
1.216 bentley 4289: <dt>Licenser:
4290: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4291: You're off your chump.
1.216 bentley 4292: <dt>Customer:
4293: <dd>
1.30 deraadt 4294: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 4295: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 4296: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
4297: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
1.216 bentley 4298: </dl>
4299: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4300: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
1.216 bentley 4301: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4302: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
4303: must ipso facto standard be<br>
4304: But standard it<br>
4305: needs to be free<br>
1.174 guenther 4306: vis-à-vis<br>
1.30 deraadt 4307: the IETF<br>
4308: you see?<br>
1.216 bentley 4309: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4310: But can VRRP<br>
4311: be said to be<br>
4312: or not to be<br>
4313: a standard, see,<br>
4314: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
4315: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
1.216 bentley 4316: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4317: Singing...<br>
1.216 bentley 4318: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4319: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
4320: VRRP ain't free.<br>
4321: O P E N B S D<br>
4322: CARP is free<br>
1.216 bentley 4323: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4324: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
4325: let through IETF to mean<br>
4326: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
4327: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
1.216 bentley 4328: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4329: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
4330: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
4331: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1.216 bentley 4332: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4333: 1 1 2,<br>
4334: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
4335: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1.216 bentley 4336: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4337: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
4338: bisected accidentally,<br>
4339: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
4340: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
1.216 bentley 4341: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4342: Redundancy must be free.<br>
4343: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1.216 bentley 4344: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4345: The End<br>
1.216 bentley 4346: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4347: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
1.216 bentley 4348: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4349: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
1.216 bentley 4350: <p>
1.30 deraadt 4351: Geddy must be free.<br>
1.216 bentley 4352:
4353: <td class=art>
4354: <img alt="" height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif">
4355: </table>
4356:
4357: <p class=colophon>
4358: <span style="color:var(--green)">"CARP License"</span> sketch:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4359: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1.216 bentley 4360: <span style="color:var(--green)">"Redundancy must be free"</span> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 4361: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 4362: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 4363: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
1.216 bentley 4364: Lyrics by Bob Beck.
1.30 deraadt 4365:
4366: <hr>
1.216 bentley 4367: <h2 id=34><a href="34.html">3.4</a>: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</h2>
4368:
4369: <table class=song>
1.20 deraadt 4370: <tr>
1.216 bentley 4371: <td>
4372:
4373: <div class=download>
4374: 3:30
4375: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
4376: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a>
4377: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4378: <a href="34.html">OpenBSD 3.4</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 4379: uncompressed copy of this song.
4380: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4381: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
4382: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.216 bentley 4383: </div>
4384:
4385: <div class=commentary>
4386: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4387: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 4388: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 4389: forces of the draconian government!
4390: <p>
4391: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
4392: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
4393: of recent happenings.
4394: <p>
4395: Two years ago we became involved with the University
4396: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
4397: security research and development .. on things that
4398: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
4399: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
4400: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
4401: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
4402: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
4403: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
4404: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.214 bentley 4405: than funding — heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 4406: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
4407: <p>
4408: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
4409: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
4410: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1.185 tj 4411: obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding
1.67 jolan 4412: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 4413: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 4414: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 4415: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
4416: theft of oil.
4417: <p>
4418: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
4419: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
4420: <p>
4421: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
4422: project, and due to world events and the evolving
4423: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
4424: the Government on April 21 advised the University
4425: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
4426: the project."
4427: <p>
4428: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
4429: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
4430: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
4431: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
4432: <p>
4433: Since the termination came near natural contract
4434: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
4435: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
4436: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
4437: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 4438: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 4439: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
4440: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
4441: <p>
4442: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
4443: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
4444: of Robin Hood.
1.216 bentley 4445: </div>
4446:
4447: <td class=lyrics>
4448: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4449: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
4450: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
4451: He had found the crusades<br>
4452: were an endless charade<br>
4453: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
1.216 bentley 4454: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4455: <br>
4456: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
4457: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
4458: Clever chums they did find<br>
4459: other fish of their kind<br>
4460: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
1.216 bentley 4461: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4462: <br>
4463: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
4464: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
4465: With CD's and their freedom<br>
4466: for to share online<br>
4467: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
1.216 bentley 4468: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4469: <br>
4470: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
4471: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
4472: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
4473: to the teaming schools<br>
4474: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
1.216 bentley 4475: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4476: <br>
4477: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4478: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4479: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4480: So raise up your glass and<br>
4481: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4482: Fish for never running<br>
4483: and making something good!<br>
4484: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1.216 bentley 4485: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4486: <br>
4487: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
4488: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
4489: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
4490: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
4491: Think he's a hero?<br>
4492: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 4493: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 4494: Read the Wanted poster<br>
4495: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
4496: We gettin' back the booty<br>
4497: or we take away your worms too<br>
1.216 bentley 4498: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4499: <br>
4500: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
4501: Put on your glasses<br>
4502: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
4503: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1.157 deraadt 4504: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1.20 deraadt 4505: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
4506: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
4507: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
4508: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
4509: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
4510: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
1.216 bentley 4511: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4512: <br>
4513: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 4514: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 4515: And took back all the booty<br>
4516: Puff intended for the poor<br>
4517: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
1.216 bentley 4518: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4519: <br>
4520: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
4521: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
4522: He loaded all the loot<br>
1.157 deraadt 4523: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1.20 deraadt 4524: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
1.216 bentley 4525: <p>
1.20 deraadt 4526: <br>
4527: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
4528: They called it "BSD"!<br>
4529: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
4530: So raise up your glass and<br>
4531: three cheers to the Funny<br>
4532: Fish for never running<br>
4533: and making something good!<br>
4534: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
4535:
1.216 bentley 4536: <td class=art>
4537: <img alt="" height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif">
4538: </table>
4539:
4540: <p class=colophon>
1.20 deraadt 4541: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
4542: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4543: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
4544: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 4545: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 4546: <br>
4547: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
4548: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
4549:
1.23 jose 4550: <hr>
1.216 bentley 4551: <h2 id=33><a href="33.html">3.3</a>: "Puff the Barbarian"</h2>
4552:
4553: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4554: <tr>
1.216 bentley 4555: <td>
4556:
4557: <div class=download>
4558: 4:00
4559: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
4560: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a>
4561: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4562: <a href="33.html">OpenBSD 3.3</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 4563: uncompressed copy of this song.
4564: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4565: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
4566: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.216 bentley 4567: </div>
4568:
4569: <div class=commentary>
4570: <p>
1.69 deraadt 4571: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
4572: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.216 bentley 4573: <p>
1.69 deraadt 4574: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
4575: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
4576: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
4577: III processors. We want documentation, because
4578: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
4579: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
4580: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
4581: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
4582: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.216 bentley 4583: mode.
4584: <p>
1.36 deraadt 4585: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.216 bentley 4586: </div>
4587:
4588: <td class=lyrics>
4589: <p>
1.11 deraadt 4590: Deep through the mists of time<br>
4591: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
4592: Back to the age of darkness<br>
4593: Black was the protocol<br>
4594: <p>
4595: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
4596: Spilling the blood of men<br>
4597: Then from the ocean came<br>
4598: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.216 bentley 4599: <p>
1.17 deraadt 4600: <br>
1.11 deraadt 4601: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
4602: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
4603: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
4604: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
4605: <p>
4606: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
4607: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
4608: Constraints were slain as well<br>
4609: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
4610: <p>
4611: And there he found<br>
4612: His destiny<br>
4613: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
4614: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
4615: <p>
4616: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
4617: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
4618: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
1.214 bentley 4619: Knowledge — so they may never return"<br>
1.11 deraadt 4620: <p>
4621: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
4622: For the wisdom of the One<br>
4623: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
4624: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
4625: <p>
4626: Broke down the guard<br>
4627: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 4628: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 4629: All alone and only bones<br>
4630: <p>
4631: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
4632: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
4633: And Puff, the land secured<br>
4634: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1.216 bentley 4635:
4636: <td class=art>
4637: <img alt="" height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif">
4638: </table>
4639:
4640: <p class=colophon>
1.11 deraadt 4641: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
4642: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4643: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
4644: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
4645:
4646: <hr>
1.216 bentley 4647: <h2 id=32><a href="32.html">3.2</a>: "Goldflipper"</h2>
4648:
4649: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4650: <tr>
1.216 bentley 4651: <td>
4652:
4653: <div class=download>
4654: 3:00
4655: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
4656: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
4657: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4658: <a href="32.html">OpenBSD 3.2</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 4659: uncompressed copy of this song.
4660: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4661: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
4662: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.216 bentley 4663: </div>
4664:
4665: <td class=lyrics>
4666: <p>
1.9 millert 4667: Goldflipper<br>
4668: With golden skin<br>
4669: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
4670: He's the machine<br>
4671: Designed to dismember your life<br>
4672: <p>
4673: And the fish<br>
4674: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
4675: And the cat<br>
4676: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
4677: <p>
4678: Cyborg on a mission<br>
4679: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
4680: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
4681: <p>
4682: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 4683: <p>
1.9 millert 4684: You'll need some machismo to<br>
4685: catch the spikey one<br>
4686: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
4687: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 4688: <p>
1.9 millert 4689: But Flip's here for fun<br>
4690: and without a gun<br>
4691: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 4692: <p>
1.9 millert 4693: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
4694: such a sexy catch<br>
4695: Is she spying on him or<br>
4696: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 4697: <p>
1.9 millert 4698: Oh double seven<br>
4699: Send me to Heaven<br>
4700: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 4701: <p>
1.9 millert 4702: The women are fond<br>
4703: She knows what to do<br>
4704: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 4705: <p>
1.9 millert 4706: Goldflipper is gone<br>
4707: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.216 bentley 4708: </table>
4709:
4710: <p class=colophon>
1.9 millert 4711: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
4712: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
4713: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
4714: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 4715:
4716: <hr>
1.216 bentley 4717: <h2 id=31><a href="31.html">3.1</a>: "Systemagic"</h2>
4718:
4719: <table class=song>
1.11 deraadt 4720: <tr>
1.216 bentley 4721: <td>
4722:
4723: <div class=download>
4724: 3:00
4725: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4726: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
4727: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4728: <a href="31.html">OpenBSD 3.1</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 4729: uncompressed copy of this song.
4730: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4731: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
4732: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 4733: </div>
4734:
4735: <td class=lyrics>
4736: <p>
1.1 deraadt 4737: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
4738: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
4739: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
4740: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
4741: <p>
4742: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4743: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4744: <p>
4745: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4746: Über tragic<br>
4747: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
4748: <p>
4749: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
4750: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
4751: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
4752: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
4753: <p>
4754: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4755: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4756: <p>
4757: Chorus
4758: <p>
4759: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
4760: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
4761: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
4762: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
4763: <p>
4764: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4765: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4766: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
4767: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
4768: <p>
1.216 bentley 4769: Chorus
4770: </table>
4771:
4772: <p class=colophon>
1.3 ian 4773: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 4774: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
4775: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1.3 ian 4776: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 4777: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
4778:
1.8 millert 4779: <hr>
1.216 bentley 4780: <h2 id=30><a href="30.html">3.0</a>: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</h2>
4781:
4782: <table class=song>
4783: <tr>
4784: <td>
4785:
4786: <div class=download>
4787: 3:00
4788: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
4789: <a href="https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a>
1.11 deraadt 4790: <p>
1.126 deraadt 4791: <a href="30.html">OpenBSD 3.0</a> CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.216 bentley 4792: uncompressed copy of this song.
4793: <p>
1.76 deraadt 4794: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
4795: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.216 bentley 4796: </div>
4797:
4798: <td class=lyrics>
4799: <p>
1.9 millert 4800: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
4801: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 4802: <p>
1.9 millert 4803: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
4804: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 4805: <p>
1.9 millert 4806: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 4807: <p>
1.27 deraadt 4808: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 4809: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 4810: <p>
1.9 millert 4811: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 4812: <p>
1.16 deraadt 4813: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 4814: I'm secure by default<br>
4815: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.216 bentley 4816: </table>
4817:
4818: <p class=colophon>
1.9 millert 4819: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
4820: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 4821: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 4822: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.216 bentley 4823: Check out <a href="https://www.thedevils.com/">thedevils.com</a>
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