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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.1 deraadt 19:
1.20 deraadt 20: <p>
21: <h3>
22: <ul>
23: <li><a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a>
24: <li><a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a>
25: <li><a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a>
26: <li><a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a>
27: <li><a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a>
28: </ul>
29: </h3>
30: <p>
31:
32: <hr>
33: <a name=34></a>
34: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</font></h2>
35: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
36: <tr>
37: <td valign="top" width="28%">
38: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
39: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
40: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
41: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
42: <br>
43: <br>
44: <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
45: <br>
46: <br>
47: <em>
48: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
49: the Sherriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
50: forces of the draconian government!
51: <p>
52: <br>
53: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
54: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
55: of recent happenings.
56: <p>
57: Two years ago we became involved with the University
58: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
59: security research and development .. on things that
60: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
61: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
62: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
63: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
64: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
65: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
66: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 67: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 68: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
69: <p>
70: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
71: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
72: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
73: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
74: this sudden manuevre. Apparently this hoopla happened
75: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
76: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
77: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
78: theft of oil.
79: <p>
80: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
81: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
82: <p>
83: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
84: project, and due to world events and the evolving
85: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
86: the Government on April 21 advised the University
87: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
88: the project."
89: <p>
90: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
91: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
92: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
93: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
94: <p>
95: Since the termination came near natural contract
96: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
97: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
98: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
99: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
100: proceeded as planned. We even had t-shirts made with
101: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
102: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
103: <p>
104: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
105: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
106: of Robin Hood.
107: </em>
108: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
109: <br>
110: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
111: <br>
112: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
113: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
114: He had found the crusades<br>
115: were an endless charade<br>
116: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
117: <br>
118: <br>
119: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
120: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
121: Clever chums they did find<br>
122: other fish of their kind<br>
123: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
124: <br>
125: <br>
126: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
127: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
128: With CD's and their freedom<br>
129: for to share online<br>
130: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
131: <br>
132: <br>
133: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
134: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
135: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
136: to the teaming schools<br>
137: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
138: <br>
139: <br>
140: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
141: They called it "BSD"!<br>
142: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
143: So raise up your glass and<br>
144: three cheers to the Funny<br>
145: Fish for never running<br>
146: and making something good!<br>
147: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
148: <br>
149: <br>
150: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
151: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
152: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
153: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
154: Think he's a hero?<br>
155: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 156: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 157: Read the Wanted poster<br>
158: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
159: We gettin' back the booty<br>
160: or we take away your worms too<br>
161: <br>
162: <br>
163: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
164: Put on your glasses<br>
165: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
166: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
167: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
168: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
169: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
170: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
171: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
172: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
173: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
174: <br>
175: <br>
176: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 ! deraadt 177: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 178: And took back all the booty<br>
179: Puff intended for the poor<br>
180: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
181: <br>
182: <br>
183: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
184: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
185: He loaded all the loot<br>
186: to give it back and big surprise<br>
187: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
188: <br>
189: <br>
190: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
191: They called it "BSD"!<br>
192: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
193: So raise up your glass and<br>
194: three cheers to the Funny<br>
195: Fish for never running<br>
196: and making something good!<br>
197: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
198: <br>
199:
200: <br>
201: <br>
202: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
203: <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
204: </td></tr></table>
205: <p>
206: <em>
207: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
208: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
209: <br>
210: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
211: <br>
212: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
213: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
214: <br>
215: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
216: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
217: <br>
218: </em>
219:
1.23 jose 220: <br>
221: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 222: <a name=33></a>
1.20 deraadt 223: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 224: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
225: <tr>
226: <td valign="top" width="33%">
227: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
228: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
229: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
230: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
231: <br>
232: <br>
233: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 234: <br>
235: <br>
1.14 deraadt 236: <em>
237: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to face<br>
1.17 deraadt 238: some pretty crazy challenges.<br>
1.12 deraadt 239: <br>
240: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
241: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
242: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III<br>
243: processors. We want documentation, because these are<br>
244: the fastest processors with a per-page eXecute bit<br>
1.15 deraadt 245: in the MMU, needed to fully support our new W^X<br>
246: security feature. In the meantime, the AMD Hammer<br>
247: has come onto the scene, and this processor supports<br>
248: an eXecute bit in 64-bit mode. And it is going to<br>
249: be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 250: </em>
1.11 deraadt 251: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
252: Deep through the mists of time<br>
253: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
254: Back to the age of darkness<br>
255: Black was the protocol<br>
256: <p>
257: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
258: Spilling the blood of men<br>
259: Then from the ocean came<br>
260: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 261: <br>
262: <br>
1.11 deraadt 263: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
264: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
265: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
266: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
267: <p>
268: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
269: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
270: Constraints were slain as well<br>
271: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
272: <p>
273: And there he found<br>
274: His destiny<br>
275: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
276: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
277: <p>
278: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
279: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
280: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
281: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
282: <p>
283: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
284: For the wisdom of the One<br>
285: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
286: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
287: <p>
288: Broke down the guard<br>
289: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 290: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 291: All alone and only bones<br>
292: <p>
293: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
294: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
295: And Puff, the land secured<br>
296: The new King Barbarian!<br>
297: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
298: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
299: </td></tr></table>
300: <p>
301: <em>
302: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
303: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
304: <br>
305: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
306: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
307: </em>
308:
309: <br>
310: <hr>
1.9 millert 311: <a name=32></a>
1.20 deraadt 312: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.2: "Goldflipper"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 313: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
314: <tr>
315: <td valign="top" width="33%">
316: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
317: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 318: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
319: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 320: <br>
321: <br>
322: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
323: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 324: Goldflipper<br>
325: With golden skin<br>
326: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
327: He's the machine<br>
328: Designed to dismember your life<br>
329: <p>
330: And the fish<br>
331: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
332: And the cat<br>
333: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
334: <p>
335: Cyborg on a mission<br>
336: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
337: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
338: <p>
339: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 340: <p>
1.9 millert 341: You'll need some machismo to<br>
342: catch the spikey one<br>
343: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
344: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 345: <p>
1.9 millert 346: But Flip's here for fun<br>
347: and without a gun<br>
348: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 349: <p>
1.9 millert 350: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
351: such a sexy catch<br>
352: Is she spying on him or<br>
353: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 354: <p>
1.9 millert 355: Oh double seven<br>
356: Send me to Heaven<br>
357: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 358: <p>
1.9 millert 359: The women are fond<br>
360: She knows what to do<br>
361: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 362: <p>
1.9 millert 363: Goldflipper is gone<br>
364: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 365: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
366: <br>
367: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 368: <p>
369: <em>
1.9 millert 370: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 371: <br>
1.9 millert 372: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
373: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
374: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 375: </em>
376:
377: <br>
378: <hr>
1.3 ian 379: <a name=31></a>
1.20 deraadt 380: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.1: "Systemagic"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 381: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
382: <tr>
383: <td valign="top" width="33%">
384: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
385: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 386: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
387: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 388: <br>
389: <br>
390: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
391: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 392: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
393: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
394: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
395: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
396: <p>
397: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
398: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
399: <p>
400: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
401: Über tragic<br>
402: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
403: <p>
404: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
405: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
406: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
407: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 408: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 409: <p>
410: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
411: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
412: <p>
413: Chorus
414: <p>
415: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
416: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
417: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
418: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
419: <p>
420: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
421: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
422: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
423: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
424: <p>
425: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 426: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 427: <p>
428: <em>
1.3 ian 429: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 430: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
431: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
432: <br>
1.3 ian 433: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 434: <br>
435: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
436: </em>
437:
1.8 millert 438: <br>
439: <hr>
1.9 millert 440: <a name=30></a>
1.20 deraadt 441: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 442: <p>
443: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
444: <tr>
445: <td valign="top" width="25%">
446: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
447: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 448: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
449: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 450: <br>
451: <br>
452: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
453: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 454: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
455: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 456: <p>
1.9 millert 457: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
458: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 459: <p>
1.9 millert 460: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 461: <p>
1.9 millert 462: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little safety<br>
463: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 464: <p>
1.9 millert 465: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 466: <p>
1.16 deraadt 467: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 468: I'm secure by default<br>
469: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 470: <br>
1.11 deraadt 471: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 472: <br>
1.11 deraadt 473: </td></tr></table>
474: <p>
1.8 millert 475: <em>
1.9 millert 476: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
477: <br>
478: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
479: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol, (programming).
480: <br>
481: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 482: <br>
1.9 millert 483: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 484: </em>
485:
486: <br>
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