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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.1 deraadt 19:
1.20 deraadt 20: <p>
21: <h3>
22: <ul>
1.30 ! deraadt 23: <li><a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a>
1.20 deraadt 24: <li><a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a>
25: <li><a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a>
26: <li><a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a>
27: <li><a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a>
28: <li><a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a>
29: </ul>
30: </h3>
31: <p>
32:
33: <hr>
1.30 ! deraadt 34: <a name=35></a>
! 35: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</font></h2>
! 36: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
! 37: <tr>
! 38: <td valign="top" width="28%">
! 39: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
! 40: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
! 41: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
! 42: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
! 43: <br>
! 44: <br>
! 45: <a href="images/Carp.gif"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
! 46: <br>
! 47: <br>
! 48: <em>
! 49: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
! 50: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
! 51: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
! 52: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
! 53: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
! 54: <p>
! 55: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
! 56: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
! 57: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
! 58: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
! 59: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
! 60: sessions. Our
! 61: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
! 62: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
! 63: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
! 64: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
! 65: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
! 66: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
! 67: <p>
! 68: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
! 69: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
! 70: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
! 71: Redundancy Protocol); on
! 72: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
! 73: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
! 74: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
! 75: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
! 76: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
! 77: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
! 78: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
! 79: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
! 80: There was much deliberation</a>
! 81: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
! 82: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
! 83: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
! 84: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
! 85: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
! 86: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
! 87: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
! 88: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
! 89: eh?
! 90: <p>
! 91: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
! 92: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
! 93: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
! 94: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
! 95: claim patent rights.
! 96: <p>
! 97: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
! 98: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
! 99: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
! 100: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
! 101: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
! 102: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
! 103: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
! 104: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
! 105: members took note of our complaints,
! 106: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
! 107: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
! 108: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
! 109: <p>
! 110: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
! 111: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
! 112: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
! 113: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
! 114: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
! 115: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
! 116: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
! 117: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
! 118: like all others, except against the community.
! 119: <p>
! 120: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
! 121: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
! 122: <p>
! 123: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
! 124: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
! 125: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
! 126: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
! 127: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
! 128: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
! 129: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
! 130: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
! 131: it to use cryptography.
! 132: <p>
! 133: The combination of
! 134: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
! 135: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
! 136: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
! 137: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
! 138: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
! 139: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
! 140: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
! 141: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
! 142: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
! 143: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
! 144: <p>
! 145: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
! 146: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
! 147: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
! 148: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
! 149: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
! 150: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
! 151: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
! 152: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
! 153: <p>
! 154: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
! 155: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
! 156: <br>
! 157: </em>
! 158: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
! 159: <br>
! 160: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
! 161: <br>
! 162: <br>
! 163: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 164: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
! 165: <br>
! 166: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 167: A what?
! 168: <br>
! 169: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 170: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
! 171: <br>
! 172: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 173: Well, it's free isn't it?
! 174: <br>
! 175: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 176: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
! 177: <br>
! 178: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 179: What?
! 180: <br>
! 181: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 182: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
! 183: <br>
! 184: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 185: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
! 186: <br>
! 187: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 188: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
! 189: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
! 190: <br>
! 191: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 192: You must be a looney.
! 193: <br>
! 194: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 195: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
! 196: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
! 197: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
! 198: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
! 199: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
! 200: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
! 201: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
! 202: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
! 203: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
! 204: <br>
! 205: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 206: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
! 207: <br>
! 208: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 209: Yes.
! 210: <br>
! 211: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 212: For a free redundancy protocol?
! 213: <br>
! 214: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 215: Yes.
! 216: <br>
! 217: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 218: You are a looney.
! 219: <br>
! 220: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 221: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
! 222: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
! 223: VRRP.
! 224: <br>
! 225: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 226: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
! 227: <br>
! 228: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 229: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it
! 230: <br>
! 231: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 232: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
! 233: <br>
! 234: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 235: Yes there is!
! 236: <br>
! 237: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 238: Isn't!
! 239: <br>
! 240: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 241: Is!
! 242: <br>
! 243: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 244: Isn't!
! 245: <br>
! 246: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 247: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
! 248: <br>
! 249: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 250: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
! 251: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
! 252: <br>
! 253: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 254: The man didn't have the right form.
! 255: <br>
! 256: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 257: What man?
! 258: <br>
! 259: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 260: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
! 261: <br>
! 262: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 263: The looney detector van, you mean.
! 264: <br>
! 265: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 266: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
! 267: <br>
! 268: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 269: What redundancy detector van?
! 270: <br>
! 271: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 272: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
! 273: <br>
! 274: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 275: Cizzz-coeee?
! 276: <br>
! 277: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 278: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
! 279: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
! 280: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
! 281: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
! 282: <br>
! 283: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 284: How much did you pay for this?
! 285: <br>
! 286: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 287: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
! 288: <br>
! 289: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 290: What PIX?
! 291: <br>
! 292: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 293: The PIX I'm replacing!
! 294: <br>
! 295: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 296: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
! 297: license it?
! 298: <br>
! 299: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 300: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
! 301: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
! 302: <br>
! 303: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 304: No they didn't!
! 305: <br>
! 306: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 307: Did!
! 308: <br>
! 309: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 310: Didn't!
! 311: <br>
! 312: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 313: Did, did, did and did!
! 314: <br>
! 315: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 316: Oh, all right.
! 317: <br>
! 318: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 319: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
! 320: license?
! 321: <br>
! 322: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 323: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
! 324: <br>
! 325: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 326: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
! 327: <br>
! 328: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 329: A license?
! 330: <br>
! 331: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 332: Yes.
! 333: <br>
! 334: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 335: For your firewall?
! 336: <br>
! 337: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 338: No.
! 339: <br>
! 340: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 341: No?
! 342: <br>
! 343: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 344: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
! 345: <br>
! 346: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
! 347: You're off your chump.
! 348: <br>
! 349: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
! 350: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
! 351: to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
! 352: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
! 353: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
! 354: <br>
! 355: <br>
! 356: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
! 357: <br>
! 358: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
! 359: must ipso facto standard be<br>
! 360: But standard it<br>
! 361: needs to be free<br>
! 362: vis a vis<br>
! 363: the IETF<br>
! 364: you see?<br>
! 365: <br>
! 366: But can VRRP<br>
! 367: be said to be<br>
! 368: or not to be<br>
! 369: a standard, see,<br>
! 370: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
! 371: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
! 372: <br>
! 373: Singing...<br>
! 374: <br>
! 375: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
! 376: VRRP ain't free.<br>
! 377: O P E N B S D<br>
! 378: CARP is free<br>
! 379: <br>
! 380: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
! 381: let through IETF to mean<br>
! 382: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
! 383: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
! 384: <br>
! 385: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
! 386: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
! 387: CARP and PF are free.<br>
! 388: <br>
! 389: 1 1 2,<br>
! 390: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
! 391: CARP and PF are free.<br>
! 392: <br>
! 393: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
! 394: bisected accidentally,<br>
! 395: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
! 396: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
! 397: <br>
! 398: Redundancy must be free.<br>
! 399: Redundancy must be free.<br>
! 400: <br>
! 401: The End<br>
! 402: <br>
! 403: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
! 404: <br>
! 405: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
! 406: <br>
! 407: Geddy must be free.<br>
! 408: <br>
! 409: <br>
! 410: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
! 411: <img src="images/Carp_song.gif"><br>
! 412: </td></tr></table>
! 413: <p>
! 414: <em>
! 415: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
! 416: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
! 417: <br>
! 418: <font color="#00b000">"Reduncancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
! 419: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
! 420: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.
! 421: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
! 422: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
! 423: <br>
! 424: <br>
! 425: </em>
! 426:
! 427: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 428: <a name=34></a>
429: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</font></h2>
430: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
431: <tr>
432: <td valign="top" width="28%">
433: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
434: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
435: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
436: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
437: <br>
438: <br>
439: <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
440: <br>
441: <br>
442: <em>
443: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 444: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 445: forces of the draconian government!
446: <p>
447: <br>
448: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
449: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
450: of recent happenings.
451: <p>
452: Two years ago we became involved with the University
453: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
454: security research and development .. on things that
455: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
456: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
457: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
458: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
459: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
460: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
461: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 462: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 463: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
464: <p>
465: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
466: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
467: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
468: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
469: this sudden manuevre. Apparently this hoopla happened
470: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
471: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
472: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
473: theft of oil.
474: <p>
475: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
476: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
477: <p>
478: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
479: project, and due to world events and the evolving
480: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
481: the Government on April 21 advised the University
482: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
483: the project."
484: <p>
485: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
486: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
487: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
488: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
489: <p>
490: Since the termination came near natural contract
491: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
492: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
493: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
494: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
495: proceeded as planned. We even had t-shirts made with
496: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
497: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
498: <p>
499: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
500: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
501: of Robin Hood.
502: </em>
503: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
504: <br>
505: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
506: <br>
507: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
508: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
509: He had found the crusades<br>
510: were an endless charade<br>
511: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
512: <br>
513: <br>
514: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
515: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
516: Clever chums they did find<br>
517: other fish of their kind<br>
518: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
519: <br>
520: <br>
521: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
522: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
523: With CD's and their freedom<br>
524: for to share online<br>
525: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
526: <br>
527: <br>
528: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
529: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
530: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
531: to the teaming schools<br>
532: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
533: <br>
534: <br>
535: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
536: They called it "BSD"!<br>
537: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
538: So raise up your glass and<br>
539: three cheers to the Funny<br>
540: Fish for never running<br>
541: and making something good!<br>
542: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
543: <br>
544: <br>
545: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
546: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
547: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
548: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
549: Think he's a hero?<br>
550: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 551: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 552: Read the Wanted poster<br>
553: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
554: We gettin' back the booty<br>
555: or we take away your worms too<br>
556: <br>
557: <br>
558: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
559: Put on your glasses<br>
560: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
561: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
562: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
563: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
564: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
565: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
566: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
567: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
568: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
569: <br>
570: <br>
571: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 572: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 573: And took back all the booty<br>
574: Puff intended for the poor<br>
575: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
576: <br>
577: <br>
578: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
579: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
580: He loaded all the loot<br>
581: to give it back and big surprise<br>
582: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
583: <br>
584: <br>
585: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
586: They called it "BSD"!<br>
587: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
588: So raise up your glass and<br>
589: three cheers to the Funny<br>
590: Fish for never running<br>
591: and making something good!<br>
592: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
593: <br>
594:
595: <br>
596: <br>
597: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
598: <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
599: </td></tr></table>
600: <p>
601: <em>
602: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
603: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
604: <br>
605: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
606: <br>
607: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
608: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
609: <br>
610: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
611: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
612: <br>
613: </em>
614:
1.23 jose 615: <br>
616: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 617: <a name=33></a>
1.20 deraadt 618: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 619: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
620: <tr>
621: <td valign="top" width="33%">
622: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
623: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
624: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
625: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
626: <br>
627: <br>
628: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 629: <br>
630: <br>
1.14 deraadt 631: <em>
632: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to face<br>
1.17 deraadt 633: some pretty crazy challenges.<br>
1.12 deraadt 634: <br>
635: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
636: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
637: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III<br>
638: processors. We want documentation, because these are<br>
639: the fastest processors with a per-page eXecute bit<br>
1.15 deraadt 640: in the MMU, needed to fully support our new W^X<br>
641: security feature. In the meantime, the AMD Hammer<br>
642: has come onto the scene, and this processor supports<br>
643: an eXecute bit in 64-bit mode. And it is going to<br>
644: be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 645: </em>
1.11 deraadt 646: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
647: Deep through the mists of time<br>
648: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
649: Back to the age of darkness<br>
650: Black was the protocol<br>
651: <p>
652: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
653: Spilling the blood of men<br>
654: Then from the ocean came<br>
655: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 656: <br>
657: <br>
1.11 deraadt 658: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
659: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
660: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
661: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
662: <p>
663: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
664: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
665: Constraints were slain as well<br>
666: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
667: <p>
668: And there he found<br>
669: His destiny<br>
670: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
671: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
672: <p>
673: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
674: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
675: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
676: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
677: <p>
678: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
679: For the wisdom of the One<br>
680: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
681: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
682: <p>
683: Broke down the guard<br>
684: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 685: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 686: All alone and only bones<br>
687: <p>
688: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
689: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
690: And Puff, the land secured<br>
691: The new King Barbarian!<br>
692: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
693: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
694: </td></tr></table>
695: <p>
696: <em>
697: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
698: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
699: <br>
700: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
701: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
702: </em>
703:
704: <br>
705: <hr>
1.9 millert 706: <a name=32></a>
1.20 deraadt 707: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.2: "Goldflipper"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 708: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
709: <tr>
710: <td valign="top" width="33%">
711: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
712: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 713: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
714: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 715: <br>
716: <br>
717: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
718: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 719: Goldflipper<br>
720: With golden skin<br>
721: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
722: He's the machine<br>
723: Designed to dismember your life<br>
724: <p>
725: And the fish<br>
726: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
727: And the cat<br>
728: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
729: <p>
730: Cyborg on a mission<br>
731: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
732: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
733: <p>
734: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 735: <p>
1.9 millert 736: You'll need some machismo to<br>
737: catch the spikey one<br>
738: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
739: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 740: <p>
1.9 millert 741: But Flip's here for fun<br>
742: and without a gun<br>
743: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 744: <p>
1.9 millert 745: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
746: such a sexy catch<br>
747: Is she spying on him or<br>
748: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 749: <p>
1.9 millert 750: Oh double seven<br>
751: Send me to Heaven<br>
752: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 753: <p>
1.9 millert 754: The women are fond<br>
755: She knows what to do<br>
756: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 757: <p>
1.9 millert 758: Goldflipper is gone<br>
759: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 760: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
761: <br>
762: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 763: <p>
764: <em>
1.9 millert 765: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 766: <br>
1.9 millert 767: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
768: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
769: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 770: </em>
771:
772: <br>
773: <hr>
1.3 ian 774: <a name=31></a>
1.20 deraadt 775: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.1: "Systemagic"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 776: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
777: <tr>
778: <td valign="top" width="33%">
779: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
780: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 781: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
782: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 783: <br>
784: <br>
785: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
786: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 787: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
788: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
789: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
790: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
791: <p>
792: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
793: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
794: <p>
795: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
796: Über tragic<br>
797: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
798: <p>
799: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
800: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
801: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
802: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 803: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 804: <p>
805: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
806: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
807: <p>
808: Chorus
809: <p>
810: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
811: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
812: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
813: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
814: <p>
815: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
816: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
817: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
818: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
819: <p>
820: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 821: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 822: <p>
823: <em>
1.3 ian 824: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 825: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
826: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
827: <br>
1.3 ian 828: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 829: <br>
830: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
831: </em>
832:
1.8 millert 833: <br>
834: <hr>
1.9 millert 835: <a name=30></a>
1.20 deraadt 836: <h2><font color="#00b000">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 837: <p>
838: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
839: <tr>
840: <td valign="top" width="25%">
841: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
842: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 843: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
844: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 845: <br>
846: <br>
847: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
848: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 849: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
850: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 851: <p>
1.9 millert 852: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
853: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 854: <p>
1.9 millert 855: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 856: <p>
1.27 deraadt 857: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 858: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 859: <p>
1.9 millert 860: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 861: <p>
1.16 deraadt 862: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 863: I'm secure by default<br>
864: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 865: <br>
1.11 deraadt 866: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 867: <br>
1.11 deraadt 868: </td></tr></table>
869: <p>
1.8 millert 870: <em>
1.9 millert 871: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
872: <br>
873: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
874: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol, (programming).
875: <br>
876: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 877: <br>
1.9 millert 878: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 879: </em>
880:
881: <br>
1.1 deraadt 882: <hr>
1.29 david 883: <a href=index.html><img height=24 width=24 src=back.gif border=0 alt=OpenBSD></a>
1.3 ian 884: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">
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