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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.1 deraadt 19:
1.20 deraadt 20: <p>
21: <h3>
22: <ul>
1.30 deraadt 23: <li><a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a>
1.20 deraadt 24: <li><a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a>
25: <li><a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a>
26: <li><a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a>
27: <li><a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a>
28: <li><a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a>
29: </ul>
30: </h3>
31: <p>
32:
33: <hr>
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1.33 deraadt 35: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
36: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
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38: <tr>
39: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 40: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.5 or other items]</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 41: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
42: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.31 deraadt 43: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">MP3 version of song (5:21 minutes, 9.7MB)</a><br>
44: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">OGG version of song (5:21 minutes, 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 45: <br>
46: <br>
47: <a href="images/Carp.gif"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
48: <br>
49: <br>
50: <em>
51: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
52: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
53: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
54: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
55: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
56: <p>
57: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
58: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
59: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
60: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
61: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
62: sessions. Our
63: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
64: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
65: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
66: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
67: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
68: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
69: <p>
70: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
71: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
72: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
73: Redundancy Protocol); on
74: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
75: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
76: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
77: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
78: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
79: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
80: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
81: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
82: There was much deliberation</a>
83: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
84: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
85: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
86: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
87: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
88: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
89: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
90: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
91: eh?
92: <p>
93: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
94: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
95: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
96: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
97: claim patent rights.
98: <p>
99: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
100: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
101: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
102: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
103: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
104: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
105: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
106: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
107: members took note of our complaints,
108: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
109: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
110: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
111: <p>
112: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
113: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
114: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
115: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
116: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
117: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
118: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
119: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
120: like all others, except against the community.
121: <p>
122: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
123: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
124: <p>
125: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
126: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
127: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
128: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
129: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
130: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
131: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
132: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
133: it to use cryptography.
134: <p>
135: The combination of
136: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
137: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
138: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
139: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
140: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
141: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
142: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
143: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
144: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
145: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
146: <p>
147: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
148: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
149: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
150: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
151: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
152: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
153: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
154: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
155: <p>
156: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
157: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
158: <br>
159: </em>
160: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
161: <br>
162: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
163: <br>
164: <br>
165: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
166: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
167: <br>
168: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
169: A what?
170: <br>
171: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
172: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
173: <br>
174: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
175: Well, it's free isn't it?
176: <br>
177: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
178: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
179: <br>
180: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
181: What?
182: <br>
183: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
184: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
185: <br>
186: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
187: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
188: <br>
189: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
190: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
191: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
192: <br>
193: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
194: You must be a looney.
195: <br>
196: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
197: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
198: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
199: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
200: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
201: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
202: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
203: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
204: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
205: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
206: <br>
207: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
208: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
209: <br>
210: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
211: Yes.
212: <br>
213: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
214: For a free redundancy protocol?
215: <br>
216: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
217: Yes.
218: <br>
219: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
220: You are a looney.
221: <br>
222: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
223: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
224: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
225: VRRP.
226: <br>
227: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
228: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
229: <br>
230: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 231: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 232: <br>
233: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
234: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
235: <br>
236: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
237: Yes there is!
238: <br>
239: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
240: Isn't!
241: <br>
242: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
243: Is!
244: <br>
245: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
246: Isn't!
247: <br>
248: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
249: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
250: <br>
251: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
252: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
253: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
254: <br>
255: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
256: The man didn't have the right form.
257: <br>
258: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
259: What man?
260: <br>
261: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
262: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
263: <br>
264: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
265: The looney detector van, you mean.
266: <br>
267: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
268: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
269: <br>
270: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
271: What redundancy detector van?
272: <br>
273: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
274: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
275: <br>
276: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
277: Cizzz-coeee?
278: <br>
279: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
280: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
281: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
282: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
283: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
284: <br>
285: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 286: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 287: <br>
288: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
289: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
290: <br>
291: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
292: What PIX?
293: <br>
294: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
295: The PIX I'm replacing!
296: <br>
297: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
298: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
299: license it?
300: <br>
301: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
302: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
303: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
304: <br>
305: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
306: No they didn't!
307: <br>
308: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
309: Did!
310: <br>
311: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
312: Didn't!
313: <br>
314: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
315: Did, did, did and did!
316: <br>
317: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
318: Oh, all right.
319: <br>
320: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
321: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
322: license?
323: <br>
324: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
325: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
326: <br>
327: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
328: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
329: <br>
330: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
331: A license?
332: <br>
333: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
334: Yes.
335: <br>
336: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
337: For your firewall?
338: <br>
339: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
340: No.
341: <br>
342: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
343: No?
344: <br>
345: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
346: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
347: <br>
348: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
349: You're off your chump.
350: <br>
351: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
352: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
353: to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
354: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
355: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
356: <br>
357: <br>
358: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
359: <br>
360: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
361: must ipso facto standard be<br>
362: But standard it<br>
363: needs to be free<br>
364: vis a vis<br>
365: the IETF<br>
366: you see?<br>
367: <br>
368: But can VRRP<br>
369: be said to be<br>
370: or not to be<br>
371: a standard, see,<br>
372: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
373: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
374: <br>
375: Singing...<br>
376: <br>
377: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
378: VRRP ain't free.<br>
379: O P E N B S D<br>
380: CARP is free<br>
381: <br>
382: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
383: let through IETF to mean<br>
384: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
385: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
386: <br>
387: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
388: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
389: CARP and PF are free.<br>
390: <br>
391: 1 1 2,<br>
392: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
393: CARP and PF are free.<br>
394: <br>
395: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
396: bisected accidentally,<br>
397: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
398: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
399: <br>
400: Redundancy must be free.<br>
401: Redundancy must be free.<br>
402: <br>
403: The End<br>
404: <br>
405: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
406: <br>
407: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
408: <br>
409: Geddy must be free.<br>
410: <br>
411: <br>
412: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
413: <img src="images/Carp_song.gif"><br>
414: </td></tr></table>
415: <p>
416: <em>
417: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
418: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
419: <br>
1.34 otto 420: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 421: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
422: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.
423: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
424: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
425: <br>
426: <br>
427: </em>
428:
429: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 430: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 431: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
432: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 433: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
434: <tr>
435: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 436: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.4 or other items]</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 437: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
438: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
439: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
440: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
441: <br>
442: <br>
443: <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
444: <br>
445: <br>
446: <em>
447: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 448: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 449: forces of the draconian government!
450: <p>
451: <br>
452: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
453: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
454: of recent happenings.
455: <p>
456: Two years ago we became involved with the University
457: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
458: security research and development .. on things that
459: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
460: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
461: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
462: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
463: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
464: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
465: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 466: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 467: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
468: <p>
469: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
470: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
471: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
472: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
473: this sudden manuevre. Apparently this hoopla happened
474: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
475: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
476: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
477: theft of oil.
478: <p>
479: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
480: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
481: <p>
482: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
483: project, and due to world events and the evolving
484: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
485: the Government on April 21 advised the University
486: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
487: the project."
488: <p>
489: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
490: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
491: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
492: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
493: <p>
494: Since the termination came near natural contract
495: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
496: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
497: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
498: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
499: proceeded as planned. We even had t-shirts made with
500: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
501: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
502: <p>
503: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
504: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
505: of Robin Hood.
506: </em>
507: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
508: <br>
509: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
510: <br>
511: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
512: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
513: He had found the crusades<br>
514: were an endless charade<br>
515: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
516: <br>
517: <br>
518: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
519: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
520: Clever chums they did find<br>
521: other fish of their kind<br>
522: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
523: <br>
524: <br>
525: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
526: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
527: With CD's and their freedom<br>
528: for to share online<br>
529: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
530: <br>
531: <br>
532: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
533: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
534: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
535: to the teaming schools<br>
536: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
537: <br>
538: <br>
539: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
540: They called it "BSD"!<br>
541: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
542: So raise up your glass and<br>
543: three cheers to the Funny<br>
544: Fish for never running<br>
545: and making something good!<br>
546: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
547: <br>
548: <br>
549: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
550: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
551: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
552: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
553: Think he's a hero?<br>
554: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 555: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 556: Read the Wanted poster<br>
557: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
558: We gettin' back the booty<br>
559: or we take away your worms too<br>
560: <br>
561: <br>
562: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
563: Put on your glasses<br>
564: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
565: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
566: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
567: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
568: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
569: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
570: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
571: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
572: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
573: <br>
574: <br>
575: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 576: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 577: And took back all the booty<br>
578: Puff intended for the poor<br>
579: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
580: <br>
581: <br>
582: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
583: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
584: He loaded all the loot<br>
585: to give it back and big surprise<br>
586: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
587: <br>
588: <br>
589: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
590: They called it "BSD"!<br>
591: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
592: So raise up your glass and<br>
593: three cheers to the Funny<br>
594: Fish for never running<br>
595: and making something good!<br>
596: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
597: <br>
598:
599: <br>
600: <br>
601: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
602: <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
603: </td></tr></table>
604: <p>
605: <em>
606: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
607: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
608: <br>
609: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
610: <br>
611: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
612: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
613: <br>
614: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
615: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
616: <br>
617: </em>
618:
1.23 jose 619: <br>
620: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 621: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 622: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
623: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 624: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
625: <tr>
626: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 627: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.3 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 628: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
629: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
630: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
631: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
632: <br>
633: <br>
634: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 635: <br>
636: <br>
1.14 deraadt 637: <em>
1.36 ! deraadt 638: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to<br>
! 639: face some pretty crazy challenges.<br>
1.12 deraadt 640: <br>
641: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
642: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
1.36 ! deraadt 643: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC<br>
! 644: III processors. We want documentation, because<br>
! 645: these are the fastest processors with a per-page<br>
! 646: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support<br>
! 647: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,<br>
! 648: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and<br>
! 649: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit<br>
! 650: mode.<br>
! 651: <br>
! 652: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 653: </em>
1.11 deraadt 654: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
655: Deep through the mists of time<br>
656: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
657: Back to the age of darkness<br>
658: Black was the protocol<br>
659: <p>
660: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
661: Spilling the blood of men<br>
662: Then from the ocean came<br>
663: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 664: <br>
665: <br>
1.11 deraadt 666: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
667: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
668: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
669: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
670: <p>
671: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
672: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
673: Constraints were slain as well<br>
674: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
675: <p>
676: And there he found<br>
677: His destiny<br>
678: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
679: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
680: <p>
681: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
682: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
683: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
684: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
685: <p>
686: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
687: For the wisdom of the One<br>
688: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
689: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
690: <p>
691: Broke down the guard<br>
692: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 693: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 694: All alone and only bones<br>
695: <p>
696: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
697: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
698: And Puff, the land secured<br>
699: The new King Barbarian!<br>
700: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
701: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
702: </td></tr></table>
703: <p>
704: <em>
705: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
706: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
707: <br>
708: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
709: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
710: </em>
711:
712: <br>
713: <hr>
1.9 millert 714: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 715: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
716: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 717: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
718: <tr>
719: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 720: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.2 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 721: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
722: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 723: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
724: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 725: <br>
726: <br>
727: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
728: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 729: Goldflipper<br>
730: With golden skin<br>
731: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
732: He's the machine<br>
733: Designed to dismember your life<br>
734: <p>
735: And the fish<br>
736: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
737: And the cat<br>
738: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
739: <p>
740: Cyborg on a mission<br>
741: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
742: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
743: <p>
744: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 745: <p>
1.9 millert 746: You'll need some machismo to<br>
747: catch the spikey one<br>
748: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
749: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 750: <p>
1.9 millert 751: But Flip's here for fun<br>
752: and without a gun<br>
753: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 754: <p>
1.9 millert 755: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
756: such a sexy catch<br>
757: Is she spying on him or<br>
758: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 759: <p>
1.9 millert 760: Oh double seven<br>
761: Send me to Heaven<br>
762: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 763: <p>
1.9 millert 764: The women are fond<br>
765: She knows what to do<br>
766: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 767: <p>
1.9 millert 768: Goldflipper is gone<br>
769: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 770: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
771: <br>
772: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 773: <p>
774: <em>
1.9 millert 775: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 776: <br>
1.9 millert 777: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
778: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
779: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 780: </em>
781:
782: <br>
783: <hr>
1.3 ian 784: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 785: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
786: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 787: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
788: <tr>
789: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 790: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.1 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 791: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
792: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 793: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
794: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 795: <br>
796: <br>
797: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
798: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 799: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
800: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
801: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
802: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
803: <p>
804: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
805: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
806: <p>
807: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
808: Über tragic<br>
809: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
810: <p>
811: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
812: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
813: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
814: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 815: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 816: <p>
817: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
818: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
819: <p>
820: Chorus
821: <p>
822: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
823: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
824: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
825: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
826: <p>
827: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
828: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
829: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
830: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
831: <p>
832: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 833: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 834: <p>
835: <em>
1.3 ian 836: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 837: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
838: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
839: <br>
1.3 ian 840: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 841: <br>
842: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
843: </em>
844:
1.8 millert 845: <br>
846: <hr>
1.9 millert 847: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 848: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
849: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 850: <p>
851: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
852: <tr>
853: <td valign="top" width="25%">
1.33 deraadt 854: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.0 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 855: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
856: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 857: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
858: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 859: <br>
860: <br>
861: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
862: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 863: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
864: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 865: <p>
1.9 millert 866: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
867: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 868: <p>
1.9 millert 869: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 870: <p>
1.27 deraadt 871: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 872: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 873: <p>
1.9 millert 874: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 875: <p>
1.16 deraadt 876: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 877: I'm secure by default<br>
878: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 879: <br>
1.11 deraadt 880: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 881: <br>
1.11 deraadt 882: </td></tr></table>
883: <p>
1.8 millert 884: <em>
1.9 millert 885: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
886: <br>
887: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 888: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 889: <br>
890: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 891: <br>
1.9 millert 892: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 893: </em>
894:
895: <br>
1.1 deraadt 896: <hr>
1.29 david 897: <a href=index.html><img height=24 width=24 src=back.gif border=0 alt=OpenBSD></a>
1.3 ian 898: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">
1.1 deraadt 899: Public Discussion Forum about contents of these web pages: www@openbsd.org</a>
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