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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.1 deraadt 19:
1.20 deraadt 20: <p>
21: <h3>
22: <ul>
1.44 deraadt 23: <li><a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"
1.37 deraadt 24: <li><a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"
1.30 deraadt 25: <li><a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a>
1.20 deraadt 26: <li><a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a>
27: <li><a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a>
28: <li><a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a>
29: <li><a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a>
30: <li><a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a>
31: </ul>
32: </h3>
33: <p>
34:
35: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 36: <a name=37></a>
37: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
38: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
39: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
40: <tr>
41: <td valign="top" width="33%">
42: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.7 or other items]</a><br>
43: OpenBSD 3.7 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
44: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
45: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">MP3 version of song (10:08 minutes, 18MB)</a><br>
46: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">OGG version of song (10:08 minutes, 13MB)</a><br>
47: <br>
48: <br>
49: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg"><img alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
50: <br>
51: <br>
52: <em>
53: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
54: good device support.<br>
55: <br>
56: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
57: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
58: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
59: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
60: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
61: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
62: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
63: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
64: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect) but the driver problem is mostly solved in
65: the ethernet market.<br>
66: <br>
67: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
68: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
69: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
70: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
71: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
72: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
73: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
74: <br>
75: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
76: <br>
77: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
78: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
79: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.45 ! pvalchev 80: not succeed for some vendors. But we very well some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 81: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
82: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
83: <br>
84:
85: Want to help us? Avoid
86: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
87: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
88: Heck, avoid buying even regular
89: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi"old pre-G Prism products</a>,
90: to send a message.
91: If you can, buy these products from
92: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
93: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
94: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
95: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
96: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
97: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
98: which chipsets into product.
99: <br>
100: <br>
101: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
102: Redmont largely continues their practices because they get
103: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
104: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
105: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
106: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
107: are not asking their commnities to help us in our efforts to free
108: development information for all, but are even going further and
109: telling their development communities to not work with us at
110: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
111: <br>
112: </em>
113: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
114: <br>
115: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
116: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
117: her uncles on the farm,<br>
118: send out the alarm<br>
119: and the shit storm flies<br>
120: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
121: With Puffathy inside,<br>
122: twisting up a ride<br>
123: to the land of OS<br>
124: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
125: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
126: The open slippers red are<br>
127: Hers to take<br>
128: <br>
129: Ding dong the lawyers dead<br>
130: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
131: <br>
132: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
133: To get yourself back home<br>
134: Take this yellow road and<br>
135: You'll be free<br>
136: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
137: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
138: give Taiwan your biz<br>
139: You'll never lose<br>
140: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
141: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
142: lazy and insane<br>
143: but they sang OK<br>
144: <br>
145: Ding dong the lawyers dead<br>
146: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
147: <br>
148: Finally we're through the trees<br>
149: The city glows<br>
150: It's positively green<br>
151: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
152: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
153: <br>
154: Go to the west<br>
155: You must pass the test<br>
156: For me<br>
157: Bring me the ride<br>
158: of the witch I despise<br>
159: And you'll be free<br>
160: <br>
161: You don't need the broom<br>
162: You don't need the shoes<br>
163: You don't need the wiz<br>
164: You will never lose<br>
165: You have all you need<br>
166: You always had heart<br>
167: You always had courage<br>
168: Did somebody fart?<br>
169: You always had brains<br>
170: You answered each call<br>
171: And this may surprise<br>
172: But you've got some balls<br>
173: So double click heels<br>
174: and work with Taiwan<br>
175: And speak to your doggie<br>
176: You're already gone....<br>
177: <br>
178: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
179: <img src="images/37song.gif"><br>
180: </td></tr></table>
181: <p>
182: <em>
183: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
184: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
185: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
186: Semaka,
187: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
188: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
189: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at Moxam Studios
190: (1-403-233-0350).
191:
192:
193: <br>
194: <br>
195: </em>
196:
197: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 198: <a name=36></a>
199: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
200: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
201: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
202: <tr>
203: <td valign="top" width="28%">
204: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.6 or other items]</a><br>
205: OpenBSD 3.6 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
206: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
207: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">MP3 version of song (4:00 minutes, 7.7MB)</a><br>
208: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">OGG version of song (4:00 minutes, 5.2MB)</a><br>
209: <br>
210: <br>
211: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
212: <br>
213: <br>
214: <em>
215: What is up with some free software providers?!
216: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
217: <p>
218: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
219: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
220: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 221: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 222: going to remember them in the end.
223: <p>
224: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
225: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
226: offerings in the last few years:
227: <ul>
228: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
229: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
230: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
231: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
232: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
233: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
234: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
235: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 236: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 237: <p>
238: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
239: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
240: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
241: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
242: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
243: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
244: <p>
245: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
246: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
247: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
248: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 249: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.37 deraadt 250: doubt that there are encumberances hidden within. Legal terms
251: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
252: </ul>
253: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
254: others who will follow them:
255: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
256: replace it.
257: <br>
258: </em>
259: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
260: <br>
261: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
262: <br>
263: <br>
264: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
265: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
266: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
267: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
268: <p>
269: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 270: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 271: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
272: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
273: <p>
274: <br>
275: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
276: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
277: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
278: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
279: <p>
280: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
281: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
282: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
283: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
284: <p>
285: <br>
286: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
287: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 288: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 289: So he fought the fight<br>
290: and he set things right<br>
291: With his OpenBSD<br>
292: <p>
293: <br>
294: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
295: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
296: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
297: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
298: <p>
299: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
300: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
301: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
302: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
303: <p>
304: <br>
305: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
306: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
307: "No freeze, no boil, no frollicking young"<br>
308: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
309: <p>
310: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
311: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
312: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
313: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
314: <p>
315: <br>
316: CHORUS<br>
317: <p>
318: <br>
319: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
320: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
321: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 322: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 323: <p>
324: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
325: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
326: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
327: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
328: <p>
329: <br>
330: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 331: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 332: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
333: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
334: <p>
335: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
336: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 337: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
338: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 339: <p>
340: <br>
341: CHORUS<br>
342: <br>
343: <p>
344: That's right!<br>
345: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
346: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
347: <br>
348: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
349: <img src="images/36song.gif"><br>
350: </td></tr></table>
351: <p>
352: <em>
353: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
354: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
355: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
356: Moxam Studios (1-403-233-0350).
357: <br>
358: <br>
359: </em>
360:
361: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 362: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 363: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
364: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 365: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
366: <tr>
367: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 368: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.5 or other items]</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 369: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
370: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.31 deraadt 371: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">MP3 version of song (5:21 minutes, 9.7MB)</a><br>
372: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">OGG version of song (5:21 minutes, 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 373: <br>
374: <br>
375: <a href="images/Carp.gif"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
376: <br>
377: <br>
378: <em>
379: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
380: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
381: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
382: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
383: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
384: <p>
385: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
386: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
387: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
388: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
389: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
390: sessions. Our
391: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
392: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
393: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
394: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
395: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
396: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
397: <p>
398: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
399: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
400: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
401: Redundancy Protocol); on
402: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
403: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
404: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
405: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
406: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
407: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
408: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
409: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
410: There was much deliberation</a>
411: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
412: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
413: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
414: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
415: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
416: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
417: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
418: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
419: eh?
420: <p>
421: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
422: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
423: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
424: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
425: claim patent rights.
426: <p>
427: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
428: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
429: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
430: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
431: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
432: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
433: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
434: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
435: members took note of our complaints,
436: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
437: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
438: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
439: <p>
440: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
441: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
442: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
443: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
444: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
445: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
446: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
447: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
448: like all others, except against the community.
449: <p>
450: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
451: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
452: <p>
453: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
454: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
455: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
456: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
457: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
458: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
459: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
460: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
461: it to use cryptography.
462: <p>
463: The combination of
464: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
465: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
466: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
467: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
468: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
469: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
470: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
471: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
472: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
473: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
474: <p>
475: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
476: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
477: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
478: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
479: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
480: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
481: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
482: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
483: <p>
484: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
485: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
486: <br>
487: </em>
488: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
489: <br>
490: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
491: <br>
492: <br>
493: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
494: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
495: <br>
496: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
497: A what?
498: <br>
499: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
500: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
501: <br>
502: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
503: Well, it's free isn't it?
504: <br>
505: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
506: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
507: <br>
508: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
509: What?
510: <br>
511: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
512: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
513: <br>
514: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
515: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
516: <br>
517: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
518: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
519: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
520: <br>
521: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
522: You must be a looney.
523: <br>
524: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
525: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
526: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
527: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
528: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
529: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
530: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
531: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
532: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
533: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
534: <br>
535: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
536: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
537: <br>
538: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
539: Yes.
540: <br>
541: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
542: For a free redundancy protocol?
543: <br>
544: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
545: Yes.
546: <br>
547: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
548: You are a looney.
549: <br>
550: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
551: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
552: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
553: VRRP.
554: <br>
555: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
556: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
557: <br>
558: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 559: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 560: <br>
561: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
562: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
563: <br>
564: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
565: Yes there is!
566: <br>
567: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
568: Isn't!
569: <br>
570: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
571: Is!
572: <br>
573: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
574: Isn't!
575: <br>
576: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
577: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
578: <br>
579: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
580: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
581: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
582: <br>
583: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
584: The man didn't have the right form.
585: <br>
586: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
587: What man?
588: <br>
589: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
590: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
591: <br>
592: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
593: The looney detector van, you mean.
594: <br>
595: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
596: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
597: <br>
598: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
599: What redundancy detector van?
600: <br>
601: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
602: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
603: <br>
604: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
605: Cizzz-coeee?
606: <br>
607: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
608: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
609: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
610: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
611: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
612: <br>
613: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 614: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 615: <br>
616: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
617: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
618: <br>
619: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
620: What PIX?
621: <br>
622: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
623: The PIX I'm replacing!
624: <br>
625: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
626: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
627: license it?
628: <br>
629: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
630: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
631: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
632: <br>
633: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
634: No they didn't!
635: <br>
636: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
637: Did!
638: <br>
639: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
640: Didn't!
641: <br>
642: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
643: Did, did, did and did!
644: <br>
645: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
646: Oh, all right.
647: <br>
648: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
649: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
650: license?
651: <br>
652: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
653: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
654: <br>
655: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
656: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
657: <br>
658: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
659: A license?
660: <br>
661: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
662: Yes.
663: <br>
664: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
665: For your firewall?
666: <br>
667: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
668: No.
669: <br>
670: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
671: No?
672: <br>
673: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
674: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
675: <br>
676: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
677: You're off your chump.
678: <br>
679: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
680: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 681: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 682: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
683: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
684: <br>
685: <br>
686: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
687: <br>
688: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
689: must ipso facto standard be<br>
690: But standard it<br>
691: needs to be free<br>
692: vis a vis<br>
693: the IETF<br>
694: you see?<br>
695: <br>
696: But can VRRP<br>
697: be said to be<br>
698: or not to be<br>
699: a standard, see,<br>
700: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
701: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
702: <br>
703: Singing...<br>
704: <br>
705: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
706: VRRP ain't free.<br>
707: O P E N B S D<br>
708: CARP is free<br>
709: <br>
710: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
711: let through IETF to mean<br>
712: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
713: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
714: <br>
715: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
716: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
717: CARP and PF are free.<br>
718: <br>
719: 1 1 2,<br>
720: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
721: CARP and PF are free.<br>
722: <br>
723: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
724: bisected accidentally,<br>
725: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
726: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
727: <br>
728: Redundancy must be free.<br>
729: Redundancy must be free.<br>
730: <br>
731: The End<br>
732: <br>
733: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
734: <br>
735: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
736: <br>
737: Geddy must be free.<br>
738: <br>
739: <br>
740: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
741: <img src="images/Carp_song.gif"><br>
742: </td></tr></table>
743: <p>
744: <em>
745: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
746: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
747: <br>
1.34 otto 748: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 749: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 750: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 751: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
752: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
753: <br>
754: <br>
755: </em>
756:
757: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 758: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 759: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
760: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 761: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
762: <tr>
763: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 764: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.4 or other items]</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 765: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
766: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
767: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 version of song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
768: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG version of song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
769: <br>
770: <br>
771: <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
772: <br>
773: <br>
774: <em>
775: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 776: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 777: forces of the draconian government!
778: <p>
779: <br>
780: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
781: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
782: of recent happenings.
783: <p>
784: Two years ago we became involved with the University
785: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
786: security research and development .. on things that
787: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
788: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
789: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
790: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
791: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
792: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
793: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 794: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 795: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
796: <p>
797: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
798: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
799: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
800: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
801: this sudden manuevre. Apparently this hoopla happened
802: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
803: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
804: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
805: theft of oil.
806: <p>
807: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
808: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
809: <p>
810: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
811: project, and due to world events and the evolving
812: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
813: the Government on April 21 advised the University
814: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
815: the project."
816: <p>
817: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
818: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
819: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
820: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
821: <p>
822: Since the termination came near natural contract
823: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
824: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
825: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
826: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
827: proceeded as planned. We even had t-shirts made with
828: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
829: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
830: <p>
831: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
832: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
833: of Robin Hood.
834: </em>
835: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
836: <br>
837: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
838: <br>
839: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
840: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
841: He had found the crusades<br>
842: were an endless charade<br>
843: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
844: <br>
845: <br>
846: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
847: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
848: Clever chums they did find<br>
849: other fish of their kind<br>
850: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
851: <br>
852: <br>
853: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
854: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
855: With CD's and their freedom<br>
856: for to share online<br>
857: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
858: <br>
859: <br>
860: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
861: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
862: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
863: to the teaming schools<br>
864: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
865: <br>
866: <br>
867: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
868: They called it "BSD"!<br>
869: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
870: So raise up your glass and<br>
871: three cheers to the Funny<br>
872: Fish for never running<br>
873: and making something good!<br>
874: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
875: <br>
876: <br>
877: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
878: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
879: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
880: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
881: Think he's a hero?<br>
882: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 883: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 884: Read the Wanted poster<br>
885: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
886: We gettin' back the booty<br>
887: or we take away your worms too<br>
888: <br>
889: <br>
890: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
891: Put on your glasses<br>
892: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
893: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
894: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
895: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
896: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
897: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
898: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
899: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
900: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
901: <br>
902: <br>
903: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 904: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 905: And took back all the booty<br>
906: Puff intended for the poor<br>
907: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
908: <br>
909: <br>
910: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
911: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
912: He loaded all the loot<br>
913: to give it back and big surprise<br>
914: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
915: <br>
916: <br>
917: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
918: They called it "BSD"!<br>
919: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
920: So raise up your glass and<br>
921: three cheers to the Funny<br>
922: Fish for never running<br>
923: and making something good!<br>
924: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
925: <br>
926:
927: <br>
928: <br>
929: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
930: <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
931: </td></tr></table>
932: <p>
933: <em>
934: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
935: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
936: <br>
937: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
938: <br>
939: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
940: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
941: <br>
942: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
943: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
944: <br>
945: </em>
946:
1.23 jose 947: <br>
948: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 949: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 950: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
951: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 952: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
953: <tr>
954: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 955: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.3 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 956: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
957: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
958: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
959: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
960: <br>
961: <br>
962: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 963: <br>
964: <br>
1.14 deraadt 965: <em>
1.36 deraadt 966: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to<br>
967: face some pretty crazy challenges.<br>
1.12 deraadt 968: <br>
969: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
970: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
1.36 deraadt 971: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC<br>
972: III processors. We want documentation, because<br>
973: these are the fastest processors with a per-page<br>
974: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support<br>
975: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,<br>
976: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and<br>
977: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit<br>
978: mode.<br>
979: <br>
980: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 981: </em>
1.11 deraadt 982: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
983: Deep through the mists of time<br>
984: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
985: Back to the age of darkness<br>
986: Black was the protocol<br>
987: <p>
988: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
989: Spilling the blood of men<br>
990: Then from the ocean came<br>
991: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 992: <br>
993: <br>
1.11 deraadt 994: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
995: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
996: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
997: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
998: <p>
999: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
1000: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
1001: Constraints were slain as well<br>
1002: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
1003: <p>
1004: And there he found<br>
1005: His destiny<br>
1006: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
1007: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
1008: <p>
1009: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
1010: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
1011: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
1012: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
1013: <p>
1014: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
1015: For the wisdom of the One<br>
1016: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
1017: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
1018: <p>
1019: Broke down the guard<br>
1020: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 1021: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 1022: All alone and only bones<br>
1023: <p>
1024: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
1025: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
1026: And Puff, the land secured<br>
1027: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1028: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1029: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
1030: </td></tr></table>
1031: <p>
1032: <em>
1033: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
1034: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1035: <br>
1036: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
1037: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1038: </em>
1039:
1040: <br>
1041: <hr>
1.9 millert 1042: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 1043: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
1044: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1045: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1046: <tr>
1047: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1048: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.2 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1049: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1050: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 1051: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
1052: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1053: <br>
1054: <br>
1055: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1056: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 1057: Goldflipper<br>
1058: With golden skin<br>
1059: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
1060: He's the machine<br>
1061: Designed to dismember your life<br>
1062: <p>
1063: And the fish<br>
1064: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
1065: And the cat<br>
1066: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
1067: <p>
1068: Cyborg on a mission<br>
1069: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
1070: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
1071: <p>
1072: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 1073: <p>
1.9 millert 1074: You'll need some machismo to<br>
1075: catch the spikey one<br>
1076: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
1077: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 1078: <p>
1.9 millert 1079: But Flip's here for fun<br>
1080: and without a gun<br>
1081: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 1082: <p>
1.9 millert 1083: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
1084: such a sexy catch<br>
1085: Is she spying on him or<br>
1086: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 1087: <p>
1.9 millert 1088: Oh double seven<br>
1089: Send me to Heaven<br>
1090: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 1091: <p>
1.9 millert 1092: The women are fond<br>
1093: She knows what to do<br>
1094: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 1095: <p>
1.9 millert 1096: Goldflipper is gone<br>
1097: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 1098: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1099: <br>
1100: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1101: <p>
1102: <em>
1.9 millert 1103: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 1104: <br>
1.9 millert 1105: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
1106: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
1107: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 1108: </em>
1109:
1110: <br>
1111: <hr>
1.3 ian 1112: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 1113: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
1114: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1115: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1116: <tr>
1117: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1118: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.1 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1119: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1120: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.6 deraadt 1121: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
1122: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1123: <br>
1124: <br>
1125: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1126: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1127: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
1128: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
1129: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
1130: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
1131: <p>
1132: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1133: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1134: <p>
1135: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1136: Über tragic<br>
1137: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1138: <p>
1139: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
1140: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
1141: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
1142: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 1143: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1144: <p>
1145: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1146: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1147: <p>
1148: Chorus
1149: <p>
1150: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
1151: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
1152: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
1153: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
1154: <p>
1155: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1156: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1157: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1158: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1159: <p>
1160: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 1161: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1162: <p>
1163: <em>
1.3 ian 1164: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 1165: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
1166: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1167: <br>
1.3 ian 1168: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 1169: <br>
1170: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1171: </em>
1172:
1.8 millert 1173: <br>
1174: <hr>
1.9 millert 1175: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 1176: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
1177: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1178: <p>
1179: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
1180: <tr>
1181: <td valign="top" width="25%">
1.33 deraadt 1182: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.0 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1183: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1184: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.9 millert 1185: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
1186: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1187: <br>
1188: <br>
1189: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1190: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 1191: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1192: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 1193: <p>
1.9 millert 1194: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
1195: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 1196: <p>
1.9 millert 1197: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 1198: <p>
1.27 deraadt 1199: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 1200: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 1201: <p>
1.9 millert 1202: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 1203: <p>
1.16 deraadt 1204: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 1205: I'm secure by default<br>
1206: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 1207: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1208: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 1209: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1210: </td></tr></table>
1211: <p>
1.8 millert 1212: <em>
1.9 millert 1213: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
1214: <br>
1215: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 1216: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 1217: <br>
1218: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 1219: <br>
1.9 millert 1220: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 1221: </em>
1222:
1223: <br>
1.1 deraadt 1224: <hr>
1.29 david 1225: <a href=index.html><img height=24 width=24 src=back.gif border=0 alt=OpenBSD></a>
1.3 ian 1226: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">
1.1 deraadt 1227: Public Discussion Forum about contents of these web pages: www@openbsd.org</a>
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1.1 deraadt 1229: </body>
1230: </html>
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