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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
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1.72 ! deraadt 23: <td valign="top" width="45%">
! 24: <a href="#40">4.0: (not yet announced)</a><br>
! 25: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
! 26: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
! 27: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
! 28: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
! 29: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
! 30: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
! 31: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
! 32: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
! 33: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
! 34: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
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42: The 3.0 - 4.0 songs are available on an Audio CD celebrating
43: 10 years of OpenBSD releases.
44: <br>
45: <br>
46: An extra track by the artist is included which
1.72 ! deraadt 47: details the process of making the art and music each release.
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1.72 ! deraadt 49: <br>
1.71 deraadt 50: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1=Add">
1.72 ! deraadt 51: Order an Audio CDROM from our International site</a><br>
1.71 deraadt 52: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order.eu?CDA1=1&CDA1=Add">
1.72 ! deraadt 53: Order an Audio CDROM from our European site</a><br>
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56:
57: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 58: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 59: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 60: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
61: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
62: <tr>
63: <td valign="top" width="33%">
64: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.9 or other items]</a><br>
65: OpenBSD 3.9 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
66: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
67: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">MP3 song (4:00 minutes, 7.6MB)</a><br>
68: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">OGG song (4:00 minutes, 6.0MB)</a><br>
69: <br>
70: <br>
71: <a href="images/Blob.jpg"><img alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
72: <br>
73: <br>
74: <em>
75: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
76: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
77: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
78: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
79: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
80: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
81: <br>
82: <br>
83: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
84: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
85: <br>
86: <br>
87: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
88: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
89: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
90: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
91: <br>
92: <br>
93: <ul>
94: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
95: at any time.<br>
96: <br>
97: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
98: <br>
99: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
100: <br>
101: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
102: <br>
103: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
104: <br>
105: <li>
106: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
107: less portable.<br>
108: <br>
109: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
110: </ul>
111: <br>
112: <br>
113: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
114: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
115: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
116: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
117: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
118: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
119: </em>
120: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
121: <br>
122: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
123: <br><br><br>
124: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
125: when we found him on the beach,<br>
126: there was nothin' shady<br>
127: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
128: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
129: and his first little word was adorable<br>
130: <br>
131: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
132: blah blah blah<br>
133: Blah!<br>
134: <br>
135: <br>
136: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
137: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
138: <br>
139: <br>
140: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
141: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
142: with a drop of goo<br>
143: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
144: But by the time he graduated<br>
145: Blob was business slime!<br>
146: <br>
147: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
148: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
149: blah blah<br>
150: <br>
151: <br>
152: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
153: <br>
154: <br>
155: Now everybody had it<br>
156: they was drivin' around<br>
157: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
158: for convenience now<br>
159: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
160: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
161: <br>
162: <br>
163: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
164: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
165: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
166: blah blah<br>
167: <br>
168: <br>
169: It's linkin' time!<br>
170: <br>
171: <br>
172: Now it was out of control<br>
173: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
174: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
175: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
176: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
177: <br>
178: <br>
179: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
180: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
181: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
182: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
183: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
184: <br>
185: <br>
1.66 deraadt 186: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 187: And he battled the Blob<br>
188: who had crossed the line<br>
189: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
190: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
191: <br>
192: <br>
193: But it was too late!<br>
194: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
195: He wants your video!<br>
196: Ya he wants your net!<br>
197: He wants your drive!<br>
198: He wants it all!!<br>
199: <br>
200: <br>
201: Somebody help us!<br>
202: Noooooooo!<br>
203: NVIDIA!<br>
204: Intel!<br>
205: Atheros!<br>
206: 3-Ware!<br>
207: VIA!<br>
208: ATI!<br>
209: Broadcom!<br>
210: TI!<br>
211: Myricom!<br>
212: HighPoint!<br>
213: Adaptec!<br>
214: Mylex!<br>
215: ICP Vortex!<br>
216: and IBM!<br>
217: Takin' over the world!<br>
218: <br>
219: <br>
220: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
221: <img src="images/39song.gif"><br>
222: </td></tr></table>
223: <p>
224: <em>
225: CD 2 track 2 is an audio track entitled "Blob!".
226: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
227: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (1-403-233-0350).
228: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
229: Theo de Raadt.
230: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
231: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
232: Drums by Jim Buick.
233: <br>
234: <br>
235: </em>
236:
237: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 238: <a name=38></a>
239: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
240: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
241: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
242: <tr>
243: <td valign="top" width="33%">
244: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.8 or other items]</a><br>
245: OpenBSD 3.8 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
246: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
247: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">MP3 song (4:24 minutes, 8.1MB)</a><br>
248: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">OGG song (4:24 minutes, 5.6MB)</a><br>
1.68 jolan 249: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">MP3 instrumental version (4:22 minutes, 8.0MB)</a><br>
250: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">OGG instrumental version (4:22 minutes, 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 251: <br>
252: <br>
253: <a href="images/Jones.jpg"><img alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
254: <br>
255: <br>
256: <em>
257: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
258: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
259: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
260: their devices.
261: <p>
262: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
263: for the
1.70 steven 264: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 265: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
266: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
267: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
268: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
269: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 270: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
271: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
272: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 273: <p>
274: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
275: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
276: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
277: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
278: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
279: "quality" to show its head.
280: <p>
281: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
282: <br>
283: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 284: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 285: <li>Repair
286: </ul>
287: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 288: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
289: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 290: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
291: <p>
292: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
293: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
294: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
295: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
296: <p>
297: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
298: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 299: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 300: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
301: <p>
302: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
303: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
304: the AMI controllers.
305: <p>
306: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
307: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
308: basic RAID management:
309: <ul>
310: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
311: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
312: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
313: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
314: </ul>
315: <p>
316: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
317: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
318: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
319: <p>
320: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
321: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
322: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
323: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 324: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
325: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 326: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
327: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 328: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 329: controllers.
330: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
331: would not get documentation, either.
332: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
333: look saintly.
334: <p>
335: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
336: in OpenBSD, please buy
337: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
338: RAID cards. And everything
1.70 steven 339: <a href="http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 340: will just work</a>.
341: <p>
342: And keep pestering the other vendors.
343: <br>
344: </em>
345: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
346: <br>
347: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
348: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
349: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
350: <br>
351: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
352: <br>
353: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
354: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
355: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
356: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
357: <br>
358: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
359: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
360: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
361: <br>
362: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
363: <br>
364: <br>
365: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
366: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
367: <br>
368: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
369: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
370: <br>
371: <br>
372: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
373: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
374: <br>
375: <br>
376: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
377: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
378: <br>
379: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
380: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
381: <br>
382: <br>
383: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
384: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
385: <br>
386: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
387: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
388: <br>
389: <br>
390: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
391: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
392: there before him
393: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
394: secure operating system,
395: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
396: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
397: <br>
398: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
399: Puffiana Jones!<br>
400: <br>
401: <br>
402: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
403: <img src="images/38song.gif"><br>
404: </td></tr></table>
405: <p>
406: <em>
407: CD 2 track 2 is an audio track entitled "Hackers of the Lost RAID".
408: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
409: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
410: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
411: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios.
412: (1-403-233-0350).
413: <br>
414: <br>
415: </em>
416:
417: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 418: <a name=37></a>
419: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
420: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
421: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
422: <tr>
423: <td valign="top" width="33%">
424: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.7 or other items]</a><br>
425: OpenBSD 3.7 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
426: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 427: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">MP3 song (10:08 minutes, 18MB)</a><br>
428: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">OGG song (10:08 minutes, 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 429: <br>
430: <br>
431: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg"><img alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
432: <br>
433: <br>
434: <em>
435: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
436: good device support.<br>
437: <br>
438: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
439: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
440: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
441: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
442: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
443: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
444: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
445: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 446: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 447: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 448: <br>
449: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
450: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
451: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
452: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
453: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
454: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
455: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
456: <br>
457: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
458: <br>
459: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
460: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
461: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 462: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 463: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
464: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
465: <br>
466:
467: Want to help us? Avoid
468: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
469: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
470: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 471: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 472: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 473: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 474: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
475: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
476: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
477: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
478: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
479: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 480: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 481: <br>
482: <br>
483: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 484: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 485: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
486: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
487: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
488: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 489: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 490: development information for all, but are even going further and
491: telling their development communities to not work with us at
492: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
493: <br>
494: </em>
495: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
496: <br>
497: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
498: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
499: her uncles on the farm,<br>
500: send out the alarm<br>
501: and the shit storm flies<br>
502: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
503: With Puffathy inside,<br>
504: twisting up a ride<br>
505: to the land of OS<br>
506: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
507: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
508: The open slippers red are<br>
509: Hers to take<br>
510: <br>
1.53 otto 511: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 512: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
513: <br>
514: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
515: To get yourself back home<br>
516: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 517: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 518: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
519: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
520: give Taiwan your biz<br>
521: You'll never lose<br>
522: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
523: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
524: lazy and insane<br>
525: but they sang OK<br>
526: <br>
1.53 otto 527: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 528: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
529: <br>
530: Finally we're through the trees<br>
531: The city glows<br>
532: It's positively green<br>
533: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
534: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
535: <br>
536: Go to the west<br>
537: You must pass the test<br>
538: For me<br>
539: Bring me the ride<br>
540: of the witch I despise<br>
541: And you'll be free<br>
542: <br>
543: You don't need the broom<br>
544: You don't need the shoes<br>
545: You don't need the wiz<br>
546: You will never lose<br>
547: You have all you need<br>
548: You always had heart<br>
549: You always had courage<br>
550: Did somebody fart?<br>
551: You always had brains<br>
552: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 553: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 554: But you've got some balls<br>
555: So double click heels<br>
556: and work with Taiwan<br>
557: And speak to your doggie<br>
558: You're already gone....<br>
559: <br>
560: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
561: <img src="images/37song.gif"><br>
562: </td></tr></table>
563: <p>
564: <em>
565: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
566: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
567: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
568: Semaka,
569: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 570: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.44 deraadt 571: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at Moxam Studios
572: (1-403-233-0350).
573: <br>
574: <br>
575: </em>
576:
577: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 578: <a name=36></a>
579: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
580: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
581: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
582: <tr>
583: <td valign="top" width="28%">
584: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.6 or other items]</a><br>
585: OpenBSD 3.6 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
586: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 587: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">MP3 song (4:00 minutes, 7.7MB)</a><br>
588: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">OGG song (4:00 minutes, 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 589: <br>
590: <br>
591: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
592: <br>
593: <br>
594: <em>
595: What is up with some free software providers?!
596: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
597: <p>
598: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
599: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
600: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 601: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 602: going to remember them in the end.
603: <p>
604: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
605: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
606: offerings in the last few years:
607: <ul>
608: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
609: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
610: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
611: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
612: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
613: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
614: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
615: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 616: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 617: <p>
618: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
619: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
620: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
621: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
622: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
623: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
624: <p>
625: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
626: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
627: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
628: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 629: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 630: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 631: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
632: </ul>
633: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
634: others who will follow them:
635: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
636: replace it.
637: <br>
638: </em>
639: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
640: <br>
641: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
642: <br>
643: <br>
644: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
645: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
646: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
647: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
648: <p>
649: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 650: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 651: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
652: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
653: <p>
654: <br>
655: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
656: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
657: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
658: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
659: <p>
660: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
661: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
662: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
663: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
664: <p>
665: <br>
666: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
667: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 668: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 669: So he fought the fight<br>
670: and he set things right<br>
671: With his OpenBSD<br>
672: <p>
673: <br>
674: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
675: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
676: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
677: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
678: <p>
679: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
680: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
681: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
682: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
683: <p>
684: <br>
685: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
686: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 687: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 688: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
689: <p>
690: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
691: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
692: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
693: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
694: <p>
695: <br>
696: CHORUS<br>
697: <p>
698: <br>
699: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
700: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
701: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 702: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 703: <p>
704: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
705: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
706: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
707: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
708: <p>
709: <br>
710: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 711: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 712: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
713: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
714: <p>
715: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
716: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 717: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
718: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 719: <p>
720: <br>
721: CHORUS<br>
722: <br>
723: <p>
724: That's right!<br>
725: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
726: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
727: <br>
728: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
729: <img src="images/36song.gif"><br>
730: </td></tr></table>
731: <p>
732: <em>
733: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
734: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
735: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
736: Moxam Studios (1-403-233-0350).
737: <br>
738: <br>
739: </em>
740:
741: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 742: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 743: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
744: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 745: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
746: <tr>
747: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 748: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.5 or other items]</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 749: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 750: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 751: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">MP3 song (5:21 minutes, 9.7MB)</a><br>
752: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">OGG song (5:21 minutes, 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 753: <br>
754: <br>
755: <a href="images/Carp.gif"><img alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
756: <br>
757: <br>
758: <em>
759: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
760: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
761: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
762: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
763: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
764: <p>
765: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
766: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
767: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
768: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
769: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
770: sessions. Our
771: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
772: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
773: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
774: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
775: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
776: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
777: <p>
778: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
779: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
780: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
781: Redundancy Protocol); on
782: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
783: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
784: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
785: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
786: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
787: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
788: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
789: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
790: There was much deliberation</a>
791: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
792: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
793: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
794: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
795: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
796: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
797: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
798: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
799: eh?
800: <p>
801: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
802: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
803: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
804: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
805: claim patent rights.
806: <p>
807: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
808: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
809: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
810: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
811: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
812: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
813: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
814: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
815: members took note of our complaints,
816: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
817: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
818: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
819: <p>
820: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
821: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
822: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
823: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
824: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 825: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 826: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
827: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
828: like all others, except against the community.
829: <p>
830: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
831: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
832: <p>
833: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
834: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
835: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
836: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
837: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
838: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
839: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
840: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
841: it to use cryptography.
842: <p>
843: The combination of
844: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
845: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
846: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
847: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
848: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
849: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
850: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
851: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
852: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
853: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
854: <p>
855: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
856: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
857: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
858: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
859: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
860: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
861: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
862: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
863: <p>
864: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
865: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
866: <br>
867: </em>
868: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
869: <br>
870: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
871: <br>
872: <br>
873: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
874: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
875: <br>
876: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
877: A what?
878: <br>
879: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
880: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
881: <br>
882: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
883: Well, it's free isn't it?
884: <br>
885: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
886: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
887: <br>
888: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
889: What?
890: <br>
891: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
892: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
893: <br>
894: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
895: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
896: <br>
897: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
898: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
899: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
900: <br>
901: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
902: You must be a looney.
903: <br>
904: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
905: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
906: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
907: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
908: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
909: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
910: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
911: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
912: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
913: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
914: <br>
915: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
916: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
917: <br>
918: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
919: Yes.
920: <br>
921: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
922: For a free redundancy protocol?
923: <br>
924: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
925: Yes.
926: <br>
927: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
928: You are a looney.
929: <br>
930: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
931: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
932: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
933: VRRP.
934: <br>
935: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
936: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
937: <br>
938: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 939: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 940: <br>
941: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
942: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
943: <br>
944: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
945: Yes there is!
946: <br>
947: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
948: Isn't!
949: <br>
950: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
951: Is!
952: <br>
953: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
954: Isn't!
955: <br>
956: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
957: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
958: <br>
959: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
960: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
961: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
962: <br>
963: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
964: The man didn't have the right form.
965: <br>
966: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
967: What man?
968: <br>
969: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
970: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
971: <br>
972: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
973: The looney detector van, you mean.
974: <br>
975: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
976: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
977: <br>
978: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
979: What redundancy detector van?
980: <br>
981: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
982: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
983: <br>
984: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
985: Cizzz-coeee?
986: <br>
987: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
988: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
989: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
990: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
991: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
992: <br>
993: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 994: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 995: <br>
996: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
997: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
998: <br>
999: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1000: What PIX?
1001: <br>
1002: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1003: The PIX I'm replacing!
1004: <br>
1005: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1006: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
1007: license it?
1008: <br>
1009: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1010: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
1011: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
1012: <br>
1013: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1014: No they didn't!
1015: <br>
1016: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1017: Did!
1018: <br>
1019: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1020: Didn't!
1021: <br>
1022: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1023: Did, did, did and did!
1024: <br>
1025: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1026: Oh, all right.
1027: <br>
1028: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1029: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
1030: license?
1031: <br>
1032: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1033: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
1034: <br>
1035: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1036: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
1037: <br>
1038: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1039: A license?
1040: <br>
1041: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1042: Yes.
1043: <br>
1044: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1045: For your firewall?
1046: <br>
1047: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1048: No.
1049: <br>
1050: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1051: No?
1052: <br>
1053: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1054: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
1055: <br>
1056: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1057: You're off your chump.
1058: <br>
1059: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1060: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 1061: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 1062: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
1063: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
1064: <br>
1065: <br>
1066: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
1067: <br>
1068: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
1069: must ipso facto standard be<br>
1070: But standard it<br>
1071: needs to be free<br>
1072: vis a vis<br>
1073: the IETF<br>
1074: you see?<br>
1075: <br>
1076: But can VRRP<br>
1077: be said to be<br>
1078: or not to be<br>
1079: a standard, see,<br>
1080: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
1081: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
1082: <br>
1083: Singing...<br>
1084: <br>
1085: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
1086: VRRP ain't free.<br>
1087: O P E N B S D<br>
1088: CARP is free<br>
1089: <br>
1090: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
1091: let through IETF to mean<br>
1092: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
1093: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
1094: <br>
1095: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
1096: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
1097: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1098: <br>
1099: 1 1 2,<br>
1100: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
1101: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1102: <br>
1103: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
1104: bisected accidentally,<br>
1105: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
1106: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
1107: <br>
1108: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1109: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1110: <br>
1111: The End<br>
1112: <br>
1113: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
1114: <br>
1115: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
1116: <br>
1117: Geddy must be free.<br>
1118: <br>
1119: <br>
1120: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1121: <img src="images/Carp_song.gif"><br>
1122: </td></tr></table>
1123: <p>
1124: <em>
1125: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
1126: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1127: <br>
1.34 otto 1128: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 1129: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 1130: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 1131: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
1132: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
1133: <br>
1134: <br>
1135: </em>
1136:
1137: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 1138: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 1139: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
1140: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 1141: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1142: <tr>
1143: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 1144: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.4 or other items]</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 1145: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1146: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 1147: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">MP3 song (3.5 minutes, 7.0MB)</a><br>
1148: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">OGG song (3.5 minutes, 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 1149: <br>
1150: <br>
1151: <a href="images/Hood.gif"><img alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1152: <br>
1153: <br>
1154: <em>
1155: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 1156: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 1157: forces of the draconian government!
1158: <p>
1159: <br>
1160: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
1161: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
1162: of recent happenings.
1163: <p>
1164: Two years ago we became involved with the University
1165: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
1166: security research and development .. on things that
1167: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
1168: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
1169: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
1170: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
1171: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
1172: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
1173: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 1174: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 1175: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
1176: <p>
1177: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
1178: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
1179: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1180: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 1181: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 1182: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 1183: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 1184: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
1185: theft of oil.
1186: <p>
1187: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
1188: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
1189: <p>
1190: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
1191: project, and due to world events and the evolving
1192: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
1193: the Government on April 21 advised the University
1194: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
1195: the project."
1196: <p>
1197: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
1198: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
1199: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
1200: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
1201: <p>
1202: Since the termination came near natural contract
1203: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
1204: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
1205: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
1206: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 1207: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 1208: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
1209: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
1210: <p>
1211: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
1212: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
1213: of Robin Hood.
1214: </em>
1215: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1216: <br>
1217: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1218: <br>
1219: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
1220: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
1221: He had found the crusades<br>
1222: were an endless charade<br>
1223: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
1224: <br>
1225: <br>
1226: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
1227: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
1228: Clever chums they did find<br>
1229: other fish of their kind<br>
1230: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
1231: <br>
1232: <br>
1233: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
1234: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
1235: With CD's and their freedom<br>
1236: for to share online<br>
1237: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
1238: <br>
1239: <br>
1240: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
1241: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
1242: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
1243: to the teaming schools<br>
1244: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
1245: <br>
1246: <br>
1247: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
1248: They called it "BSD"!<br>
1249: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
1250: So raise up your glass and<br>
1251: three cheers to the Funny<br>
1252: Fish for never running<br>
1253: and making something good!<br>
1254: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1255: <br>
1256: <br>
1257: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
1258: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
1259: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
1260: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
1261: Think he's a hero?<br>
1262: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 1263: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 1264: Read the Wanted poster<br>
1265: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
1266: We gettin' back the booty<br>
1267: or we take away your worms too<br>
1268: <br>
1269: <br>
1270: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
1271: Put on your glasses<br>
1272: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
1273: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1274: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1275: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
1276: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
1277: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
1278: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
1279: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
1280: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
1281: <br>
1282: <br>
1283: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 1284: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 1285: And took back all the booty<br>
1286: Puff intended for the poor<br>
1287: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
1288: <br>
1289: <br>
1290: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
1291: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
1292: He loaded all the loot<br>
1293: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1294: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
1295: <br>
1296: <br>
1297: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
1298: They called it "BSD"!<br>
1299: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
1300: So raise up your glass and<br>
1301: three cheers to the Funny<br>
1302: Fish for never running<br>
1303: and making something good!<br>
1304: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1305: <br>
1306:
1307: <br>
1308: <br>
1309: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1310: <img src="images/PuffyHood_song.gif"><br>
1311: </td></tr></table>
1312: <p>
1313: <em>
1314: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
1315: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1316: <br>
1317: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
1318: <br>
1319: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 1320: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 1321: <br>
1322: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
1323: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
1324: <br>
1325: </em>
1326:
1.23 jose 1327: <br>
1328: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 1329: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 1330: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
1331: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1332: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1333: <tr>
1334: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1335: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.3 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1336: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1337: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 1338: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
1339: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1340: <br>
1341: <br>
1342: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 1343: <br>
1344: <br>
1.14 deraadt 1345: <em>
1.69 deraadt 1346: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
1347: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 1348: <br>
1.69 deraadt 1349: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
1350: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
1351: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
1352: III processors. We want documentation, because
1353: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
1354: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
1355: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
1356: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
1357: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 1358: mode.<br>
1359: <br>
1360: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 1361: </em>
1.11 deraadt 1362: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1363: Deep through the mists of time<br>
1364: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
1365: Back to the age of darkness<br>
1366: Black was the protocol<br>
1367: <p>
1368: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
1369: Spilling the blood of men<br>
1370: Then from the ocean came<br>
1371: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 1372: <br>
1373: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1374: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
1375: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
1376: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
1377: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
1378: <p>
1379: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
1380: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
1381: Constraints were slain as well<br>
1382: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
1383: <p>
1384: And there he found<br>
1385: His destiny<br>
1386: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
1387: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
1388: <p>
1389: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
1390: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
1391: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
1392: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
1393: <p>
1394: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
1395: For the wisdom of the One<br>
1396: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
1397: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
1398: <p>
1399: Broke down the guard<br>
1400: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 1401: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 1402: All alone and only bones<br>
1403: <p>
1404: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
1405: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
1406: And Puff, the land secured<br>
1407: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1408: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1409: <img src="images/Barbarian-song.gif"><br>
1410: </td></tr></table>
1411: <p>
1412: <em>
1413: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
1414: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1415: <br>
1416: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
1417: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1418: </em>
1419:
1420: <br>
1421: <hr>
1.9 millert 1422: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 1423: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
1424: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1425: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1426: <tr>
1427: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1428: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.2 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1429: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1430: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 1431: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
1432: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1433: <br>
1434: <br>
1435: <a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1436: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 1437: Goldflipper<br>
1438: With golden skin<br>
1439: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
1440: He's the machine<br>
1441: Designed to dismember your life<br>
1442: <p>
1443: And the fish<br>
1444: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
1445: And the cat<br>
1446: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
1447: <p>
1448: Cyborg on a mission<br>
1449: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
1450: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
1451: <p>
1452: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 1453: <p>
1.9 millert 1454: You'll need some machismo to<br>
1455: catch the spikey one<br>
1456: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
1457: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 1458: <p>
1.9 millert 1459: But Flip's here for fun<br>
1460: and without a gun<br>
1461: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 1462: <p>
1.9 millert 1463: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
1464: such a sexy catch<br>
1465: Is she spying on him or<br>
1466: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 1467: <p>
1.9 millert 1468: Oh double seven<br>
1469: Send me to Heaven<br>
1470: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 1471: <p>
1.9 millert 1472: The women are fond<br>
1473: She knows what to do<br>
1474: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 1475: <p>
1.9 millert 1476: Goldflipper is gone<br>
1477: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 1478: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1479: <br>
1480: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1481: <p>
1482: <em>
1.9 millert 1483: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 1484: <br>
1.9 millert 1485: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
1486: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
1487: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 1488: </em>
1489:
1490: <br>
1491: <hr>
1.3 ian 1492: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 1493: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
1494: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1495: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1496: <tr>
1497: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1498: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.1 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1499: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1500: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 1501: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
1502: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1503: <br>
1504: <br>
1505: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1506: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1507: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
1508: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
1509: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
1510: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
1511: <p>
1512: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1513: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1514: <p>
1515: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1516: Über tragic<br>
1517: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1518: <p>
1519: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
1520: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
1521: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
1522: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 1523: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1524: <p>
1525: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1526: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1527: <p>
1528: Chorus
1529: <p>
1530: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
1531: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
1532: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
1533: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
1534: <p>
1535: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1536: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1537: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1538: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1539: <p>
1540: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 1541: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1542: <p>
1543: <em>
1.3 ian 1544: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 1545: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
1546: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1547: <br>
1.3 ian 1548: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 1549: <br>
1550: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1551: </em>
1552:
1.8 millert 1553: <br>
1554: <hr>
1.9 millert 1555: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 1556: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
1557: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1558: <p>
1559: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
1560: <tr>
1561: <td valign="top" width="25%">
1.33 deraadt 1562: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.0 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1563: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1564: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1.58 deraadt 1565: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
1566: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1567: <br>
1568: <br>
1569: <a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1570: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 1571: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1572: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 1573: <p>
1.9 millert 1574: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
1575: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 1576: <p>
1.9 millert 1577: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 1578: <p>
1.27 deraadt 1579: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 1580: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 1581: <p>
1.9 millert 1582: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 1583: <p>
1.16 deraadt 1584: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 1585: I'm secure by default<br>
1586: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 1587: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1588: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 1589: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1590: </td></tr></table>
1591: <p>
1.8 millert 1592: <em>
1.9 millert 1593: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
1594: <br>
1595: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 1596: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 1597: <br>
1598: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 1599: <br>
1.9 millert 1600: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 1601: </em>
1602:
1603: <br>
1.1 deraadt 1604: <hr>
1.29 david 1605: <a href=index.html><img height=24 width=24 src=back.gif border=0 alt=OpenBSD></a>
1.3 ian 1606: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">
1.1 deraadt 1607: Public Discussion Forum about contents of these web pages: www@openbsd.org</a>
1.72 ! deraadt 1608: <br><small>$OpenBSD: lyrics.html,v 1.71 2006/09/20 18:20:45 deraadt Exp $</small>
1.1 deraadt 1609: </body>
1610: </html>