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1.3 ian 18: <h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>
1.1 deraadt 19:
1.20 deraadt 20: <p>
1.71 deraadt 21: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
22: <tr>
1.72 deraadt 23: <td valign="top" width="45%">
1.76 deraadt 24: <a href="#audio_extra">OpenVOX (Extra audio CD track)</a><br>
25: <a href="#40">4.0: Humppa Negala</a><br>
1.72 deraadt 26: <a href="#39">3.9: "Blob!"</a><br>
27: <a href="#38">3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a><br>
28: <a href="#37">3.7: "The Wizard of OS"</a><br>
29: <a href="#36">3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a><br>
30: <a href="#35">3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a><br>
31: <a href="#34">3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a><br>
32: <a href="#33">3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a><br>
33: <a href="#32">3.2: "Goldflipper"</a><br>
34: <a href="#31">3.1: "Systemagic"</a><br>
35: <a href="#30">3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a><br>
36: </td><td valign="top" width="1%">
1.71 deraadt 37: <br>
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1.71 deraadt 39: <a href="items.html#cdaudio">
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1.71 deraadt 41: </a>
42: The 3.0 - 4.0 songs are available on an Audio CD celebrating
43: 10 years of OpenBSD releases.
44: <br>
45: <br>
1.76 deraadt 46: An <a href="#audio_extra">extra track</a> by the artist Ty Semaka
47: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") is included which details
48: the process of making the art and music each release.
1.71 deraadt 49: <br clear=all>
1.72 deraadt 50: <br>
1.71 deraadt 51: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order?CDA1=1&CDA1=Add">
1.72 deraadt 52: Order an Audio CDROM from our International site</a><br>
1.71 deraadt 53: <a href="https://https.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/order.eu?CDA1=1&CDA1=Add">
1.72 deraadt 54: Order an Audio CDROM from our European site</a><br>
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57:
58: <hr>
1.76 deraadt 59: <a name=audio_extra></a>
60: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="items.html#audio">
61: "OpenVOX"</a></font></h2>
62: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
63: <tr>
64: <td valign="top" width="33%">
65: <a href="orders.html">[Order the OpenBSD audio CD or other items]</a><br>
66: These are the lyrics for the extra track on the OpenBSD Audio CD.<br>
67: <br>
68: 4:00 minutes
69: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.mp3">(MP3 3.9MB)</a>
70: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/songty.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
71: <br>
72: <img height=158 width=158 hspace="5" src="images/cdaudio-m.gif">
73: <br>
74: <br>
75: <em>
76: This is an <a href="#audio_extra">extra track</a> by the artist Ty Semaka
77: (who really has "had Puffy on his mind") which we included on the audio CD.
78: <p>
79: This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art
80: and music for each OpenBSD release.
81: Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and discuss what is
82: going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will work...
83: </em>
84: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
85: <br>
86: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
87: Be Open<br>
88: Be Vocal<br>
89: Stay Open<br>
90: Stay Vocal<br>
91: <br>
92: (repeat)<br>
93: <br>
94: OpenBSD<br>
95: <br>
96: Twice a year,<br>
97: me an' Theo Theorize over beer<br>
98: at the Ship and outhip all the misers<br>
99: and take strips out of liars.<br>
100: He sits me down and he tries to explain:<br>
101: He says "The badabadabingabanger<br>
102: button on the raidorama cuttin'<br>
1.78 deraadt 103: on the systematicalifornication<br>
1.76 deraadt 104: and a license application<br>
105: is a fishybomination<br>
106: and a random allocation<br>
107: got a copywritten melanoma<br>
108: sasafrazzin' wireless device".<br>
109: OK stop.<br>
110: I get it.<br>
111: Some asshole lied.<br>
112: <br>
113: And then he says,<br>
1.78 deraadt 114: "The crashorama villaination<br>
1.76 deraadt 115: lawyerific pornication threatifies<br>
116: the only honest hackerammerunderider<br>
117: in the cyber cider documation<br>
118: universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)<br>
119: cohabitationizizingation"<br>
120: OK stop.<br>
121: I get it.<br>
122: <a href="http://developer.osdl.org/dev/opendrivers/summit2006/james_ketrenos.pdf">
123: Some asshole said he was "open"<br>
124: but he was only open for business.<br></a>
125: I get it.<br>
126: Where's my pencils?<br>
127: Bring me my mic!<br>
128: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
129: Be Open<br>
130: Be Vocal<br>
131: Stay Open<br>
132: Stay Vocal<br>
133: <br>
134: (repeat)<br>
135: <br>
136: Then he has another beer and<br>
137: gets all, you know, pushy.<br>
138: Make Puffy kill pussies?<br>
139: And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'<br>
140: the drawings or toons I should say,<br>
141: where a fish can talk, be an agent<br>
142: a hit man or walk, and ride horses<br>
143: and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy<br>
144: or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream<br>
145: and fake Floyd as the theme?<br>
146: And squeeze in five concepts<br>
147: every time, every song!<br>
148: And the geeks and Theo lose it<br>
149: if I draw the device wrong!<br>
150: "It's four little buttons not five Ty"<br>
151: And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind<br>
152: cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!<br>
153: <br>
154: (beat boxin')<br>
155: <br>
156: <br>
157: </td></tr></table>
158: <p>
159: <em>
160: <br>
161: </em>
162:
163: <hr>
164: <a name=40></a>
165: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="40.html">
166: 4.0: "Humppa Negala"</a></font></h2>
167: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
168: <tr>
169: <td valign="top" width="33%">
170: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 4.0 or other items]</a><br>
171: OpenBSD 4.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
172: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
173: <br>
174: 2:40 minutes
175: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.mp3">(MP3 2.3MB)</a>
176: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song40.ogg">(OGG 3.6MB)</a><br>
177: <br>
178: <a href="images/Pufferix.jpg">
179: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Pufferix" src="images/Pufferix.jpg"></a>
180: <br>
181: <br>
182: <em>
183: The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail)
1.77 deraadt 184: resulted in an official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP
1.76 deraadt 185: servers. But CDs are also manufactured, which the project
1.77 deraadt 186: sells to continue our development goals.
1.76 deraadt 187: <br>
188: <br>
189: While tests of the release binaries are done by developers
1.77 deraadt 190: around the world, Theo and some developers from Calgary
191: or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck) test that
1.76 deraadt 192: the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
193: approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit
194: the designated theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to
195: write and record a song that also matches the theme.
196: <br>
197: <br>
198: Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant,
199: so that they can be pressed in time for an official release date.
200: <br>
201: <br>
202: This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that
203: try to make our task of writing free software more difficult, we
204: instead celebrate the 10 years that we have been given (so far) to
205: write free software, express our themes in art, and the 5 years
206: that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.
1.77 deraadt 207: <br>
208: <br>
1.76 deraadt 209: OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now
210: with Humppa-style music, so this release our users get a taste
1.77 deraadt 211: of this too. Sometimes at hackathons you will hear the same
212: songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
213: under such duress that much of our code gets written.
1.76 deraadt 214: <br>
215: <br>
216: We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of
217: Freedom to those who want them whenever the need arises, then
218: returning to celebrate the (unlocked) source tree with all the
219: other developers.
220: </em>
221: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
222: <br>
223: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
224: <br>
225: <br>
226: <br>
227: Humppa negala<br>
228: Humppa negala<br>
229: Humppa negala<br>
230: Venismechah<br>
231: <br>
232: Humppa negala<br>
233: Humppa negala<br>
234: Humppa negala<br>
235: Venismechah<br>
236: <br>
237: Humppa neranenah<br>
238: Humppa neranenah<br>
239: Humppa neranenah<br>
240: Venismechah<br>
241: <br>
242: Humppa neranenah<br>
243: Humppa neranenah<br>
244: Humppa neranenah<br>
245: Venismechah<br>
246: <br>
247: Uru, uru achim!<br>
248: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
249: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
250: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
251: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
252: uru achim!<br>
253: uru achim!<br>
254: OpenBSD!<br>
255: <br>
256: <br>
257: (circus torture)<br>
258: <br>
259: <br>
260: Humppa negala<br>
261: Humppa negala<br>
262: Humppa negala<br>
263: Venismechah<br>
264: <br>
265: Humppa negala<br>
266: Humppa negala<br>
267: Humppa negala<br>
268: Venismechah<br>
269: <br>
270: Humppa neranenah<br>
271: Humppa neranenah<br>
272: Humppa neranenah<br>
273: Venismechah<br>
274: <br>
275: Humppa neranenah<br>
276: Humppa neranenah<br>
277: Humppa neranenah<br>
278: Venismechah<br>
279: <br>
280: Uru, uru achim!<br>
281: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
282: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
283: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
284: Uru achim b'lev sameach<br>
285: uru achim!<br>
286: uru achim!<br>
287: OpenBSD!<br>
288: <br>
289: <br>
290: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
291: <img width=396 height=1862 src="images/40song.gif"><br>
292: </td></tr></table>
293: <p>
294: <em>
295: CD 2 track 2 is an audio track entitled "Humppa Negala!", based on the
296: traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
297: Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucik.
298: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios
299: (1-403-233-0350). Accordion, Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by
300: Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
301: <br>
302: <br>
303: </em>
304:
305: <hr>
1.63 deraadt 306: <a name=39></a>
1.64 jolan 307: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="39.html">
1.63 deraadt 308: 3.9: "Blob!"</a></font></h2>
309: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
310: <tr>
311: <td valign="top" width="33%">
312: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.9 or other items]</a><br>
313: OpenBSD 3.9 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
314: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
315: <br>
1.76 deraadt 316: 4:00 minutes
317: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.mp3">(MP3 7.6MB)</a>
318: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song39.ogg">(OGG 6.0MB)</a><br>
1.63 deraadt 319: <br>
1.76 deraadt 320: <a href="images/Blob.jpg">
321: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Blob" src="images/Blob.jpg"></a>
1.63 deraadt 322: <br>
323: <br>
324: <em>
325: OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code
326: is there for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers
327: without any source code. Hardware makers like them because they
328: obscure the details of how to make their hardware work. They hide bugs
329: and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs can weaken support
330: for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.<br>
331: <br>
332: <br>
333: Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems
334: cheerfully incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.<br>
335: <br>
336: <br>
337: But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for
338: quality? For adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains
339: no malicious code? No incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you
340: can only test the black box. And when it breaks, you have no idea why.<br>
341: <br>
342: <br>
343: <ul>
344: <li>Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors<br>
345: at any time.<br>
346: <br>
347: <li>Blobs cannot be supported by developers.<br>
348: <br>
349: <li>Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.<br>
350: <br>
351: <li>Blobs cannot be improved.<br>
352: <br>
353: <li>Blobs cannot be audited.<br>
354: <br>
355: <li>
356: Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus<br>
357: less portable.<br>
358: <br>
359: <li>Blobs are quite often massively bloated.<br>
360: </ul>
361: <br>
362: <br>
363: This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its
364: source code. It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many
365: new features and improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince
366: vendors to release documentation, and often reverse-engineers around
367: the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free. Anyone can look at it,
368: assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.
369: </em>
370: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
371: <br>
372: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
373: <br><br><br>
374: Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby<br>
375: when we found him on the beach,<br>
376: there was nothin' shady<br>
377: you could bounce him on your knee<br>
378: like a ba-ba-ball<br>
379: and his first little word was adorable<br>
380: <br>
381: He said a blah blah blah blah blah<br>
382: blah blah blah<br>
383: Blah!<br>
384: <br>
385: <br>
386: Thin edge of the wedge?<br>
387: But everybody was so happy - about Blob<br>
388: <br>
389: <br>
390: Blob was popular at school he was helpful too<br>
391: He could get your motor runnin'<br>
392: with a drop of goo<br>
393: He was givin' it away never charged a dime<br>
394: But by the time he graduated<br>
395: Blob was business slime!<br>
396: <br>
397: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
398: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
399: blah blah<br>
400: <br>
401: <br>
402: He's givin' you the Evil Eye!<br>
403: <br>
404: <br>
405: Now everybody had it<br>
406: they was drivin' around<br>
407: They was givin' up their freedoms<br>
408: for convenience now<br>
409: Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch<br>
410: And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!<br>
411: <br>
412: <br>
413: He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
414: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
415: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
416: blah blah<br>
417: <br>
418: <br>
419: It's linkin' time!<br>
420: <br>
421: <br>
422: Now it was out of control<br>
423: n' fishy's came to depend<br>
424: on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end<br>
425: Then his empire spread and to their surprise<br>
426: Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!<br>
427: <br>
428: <br>
429: He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
430: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
431: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
432: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah<br>
433: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b<br>
434: <br>
435: <br>
1.66 deraadt 436: Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein<br>
1.63 deraadt 437: And he battled the Blob<br>
438: who had crossed the line<br>
439: He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"<br>
440: I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!<br>
441: <br>
442: <br>
443: But it was too late!<br>
444: Blob was takin' over the world!<br>
445: He wants your video!<br>
446: Ya he wants your net!<br>
447: He wants your drive!<br>
448: He wants it all!!<br>
449: <br>
450: <br>
451: Somebody help us!<br>
452: Noooooooo!<br>
453: NVIDIA!<br>
454: Intel!<br>
455: Atheros!<br>
456: 3-Ware!<br>
457: VIA!<br>
458: ATI!<br>
459: Broadcom!<br>
460: TI!<br>
461: Myricom!<br>
462: HighPoint!<br>
463: Adaptec!<br>
464: Mylex!<br>
465: ICP Vortex!<br>
466: and IBM!<br>
467: Takin' over the world!<br>
468: <br>
469: <br>
470: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 471: <img height=2160 width=396 src="images/39song.gif"><br>
1.63 deraadt 472: </td></tr></table>
473: <p>
474: <em>
475: CD 2 track 2 is an audio track entitled "Blob!".
476: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
477: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios (1-403-233-0350).
478: Vocals and Lyrics by <a href="http://www.tysemaka.com">Ty Semaka</a> &
479: Theo de Raadt.
480: Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis.
481: Guitar by <a href="http://www.tom-bagley.com">Tom Bagley</a>.
482: Drums by Jim Buick.
483: <br>
484: <br>
485: </em>
486:
487: <hr>
1.58 deraadt 488: <a name=38></a>
489: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="38.html">
490: 3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"</a></font></h2>
491: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
492: <tr>
493: <td valign="top" width="33%">
494: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.8 or other items]</a><br>
495: OpenBSD 3.8 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
496: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
497: <br>
1.76 deraadt 498: 4:24 minutes
499: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.mp3">(MP3 8.1MB)</a>
500: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38.ogg">(OGG 5.6MB)</a><br>
501: Instrumental version
502: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.mp3">(MP3 8.0MB)</a>
503: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song38b.ogg">(OGG 5.5MB)</a><br>
1.58 deraadt 504: <br>
1.76 deraadt 505: <a href="images/Jones.jpg">
506: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Jones" src="images/Jones.jpg"></a>
1.58 deraadt 507: <br>
508: <br>
509: <em>
510: For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock
511: out our participation with their customers by refusing to give our
512: programmers sufficient documentation so that we can properly support
513: their devices.
514: <p>
515: Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support
516: for the
1.70 steven 517: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=aac&sektion=4">aac(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 518: Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
519: They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support
520: for their controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which
521: affected some users more than others) which caused crashes, and of
522: course there was no RAID management support. Apparently most of these
1.59 jolan 523: bugs are because the Adaptec controllers have numerous buggy firmware
524: issues which require careful workarounds; without documentation we
525: cannot solve these issues.
1.58 deraadt 526: <p>
527: The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts
528: of it from a FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no
529: public documentation exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with
530: different firmware issues. All of this adds up to a very desperate
531: development model -- it becomes very hard for the principle of
532: "quality" to show its head.
533: <p>
534: RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
535: <br>
536: <ul>
1.60 pvalchev 537: <li>Redundancy
1.58 deraadt 538: <li>Repair
539: </ul>
540: You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives
1.60 pvalchev 541: fail, your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your
542: array to (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair
1.58 deraadt 543: itself, so that it is functioning perfectly again.
544: <p>
545: Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have
546: sometimes given us some documentation so that we could write drivers,
547: so that their devices could support Redundancy. But these vendors have
548: never given us any documentation for performing Repairs.
549: <p>
550: Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management
551: tools. These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that
1.67 jolan 552: is supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which
1.58 deraadt 553: we are apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.
554: <p>
555: And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on
556: vendor binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for
557: the AMI controllers.
558: <p>
559: There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all
560: rather simple primitives. This is all that we need to implement
561: basic RAID management:
562: <ul>
563: <li>SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
564: <li>Discovering which drives are in which volumes
565: <li>Being able to silence the buzzer
566: <li>Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare
567: </ul>
568: <p>
569: The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations.
570: And once we had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost
571: all the RAID controllers would need the same primitives.
572: <p>
573: Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later
574: work on other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation
575: or do some reverse engineering for their products.
576: <p>
1.60 pvalchev 577: But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
578: ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID
1.58 deraadt 579: controllers now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which
580: may mean we can never get documentation for the
1.70 steven 581: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=gdt&sektion=4">gdt(4)</a>
1.58 deraadt 582: controllers.
583: The "Open Source Friendly liar" IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we
584: would not get documentation, either.
585: 3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians
586: look saintly.
587: <p>
588: Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID
589: in OpenBSD, please buy
590: <a href="http://www.lsilogic.com/products/megaraid/index.html">LSI/AMI</a>
591: RAID cards. And everything
1.70 steven 592: <a href="http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=openbsd-misc&m=112630095818062&w=2">
1.58 deraadt 593: will just work</a>.
594: <p>
595: And keep pestering the other vendors.
596: <br>
597: </em>
598: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
599: <br>
600: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
601: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
602: Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!<br>
603: <br>
604: Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!<br>
605: <br>
606: Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
607: treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
608: morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
609: hackologist and adventurer!<br>
610: <br>
611: Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from
612: the steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile
613: vendor has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.<br>
614: <br>
615: Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!<br>
616: <br>
617: <br>
618: <font color="#b00000">Marlus:</font>
619: Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.<br>
620: <br>
621: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
622: I'm a careful guy Marlus.<br>
623: <br>
624: <br>
625: <font color="#b00000">Puffy and Salmah:</font>
626: They're hacking in the wrong place!<br>
627: <br>
628: <br>
629: <font color="#b00000">Beluge:</font>
630: You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!<br>
631: <br>
632: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
633: Now you're gettin' nasty.<br>
634: <br>
635: <br>
636: <font color="#b00000">Puffy:</font>
637: SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?<br>
638: <br>
639: <font color="#b00000">Salmah:</font>
640: API's, very dangerous. You go first.<br>
641: <br>
642: <br>
643: <font color="#b00000">Narrator:</font>
644: Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally,
645: there before him
646: lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most
647: secure operating system,
648: to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is foiled once again by
649: the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will our hero prevail?<br>
650: <br>
651: Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
652: Puffiana Jones!<br>
653: <br>
654: <br>
655: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 656: <img height=2160 width=380 src="images/38song.gif"><br>
1.58 deraadt 657: </td></tr></table>
658: <p>
659: <em>
660: CD 2 track 2 is an audio track entitled "Hackers of the Lost RAID".
661: Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.
662: The Moxam Orchestra programmed and played by Jonathan Lewis.
663: Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie Bullough.
664: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios.
665: (1-403-233-0350).
666: <br>
667: <br>
668: </em>
669:
670: <hr>
1.44 deraadt 671: <a name=37></a>
672: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="37.html">
673: 3.7: "Wizard of OS"</a></font></h2>
674: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
675: <tr>
676: <td valign="top" width="33%">
677: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.7 or other items]</a><br>
678: OpenBSD 3.7 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
679: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
680: <br>
1.76 deraadt 681: 10:08 minutes
682: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.mp3">(MP3 18MB)</a>
683: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song37.ogg">(OGG 13MB)</a><br>
1.44 deraadt 684: <br>
1.76 deraadt 685: <a href="images/Wizard.jpg">
686: <img width=227 height=343 alt="Wizard" src="images/Wizard.jpg"></a>
1.44 deraadt 687: <br>
688: <br>
689: <em>
690: For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have
691: good device support.<br>
692: <br>
693: Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply
694: programmers with programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald
695: Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game
696: here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets that they could get
697: documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and more
698: drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most
699: ethernet chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors
700: still resist releasing ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom,
1.62 brad 701: Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA) but the driver problem is mostly
1.46 henning 702: solved in the ethernet market.<br>
1.44 deraadt 703: <br>
704: Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets.
705: Again, the problem was solved by writing drivers for documented
706: devices first. If the free software user communities use those drivers
707: preferentially, it is a market loss for the secretive vendors.
708: Another approach that has worked is to publish email addresses and
709: phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
710: companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.<br>
711: <br>
712: The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.<br>
713: <br>
714: Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project.
715: We asked our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we
716: could get chipset documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did
1.52 deraadt 717: not succeed for some vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in
1.44 deraadt 718: particular the Taiwanese (Ralink and Realtek), who have given us
719: everything we need. We also reverse engineered the Atheros chipsets.<br>
720: <br>
721:
722: Want to help us? Avoid
723: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ipw">Intel Centrino</a>,
724: Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT chipsets.
725: Heck, avoid buying even regular
1.48 deraadt 726: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=wi">old pre-G Prism products</a>,
1.44 deraadt 727: to send a message.
1.48 deraadt 728: If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by
1.44 deraadt 729: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=rtw">Realtek</a>,
730: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ral">Ralink</a>,
731: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=atu">Atmel</a>,
732: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=awi">ADMTek</a>,
733: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=ath">Atheros</a>.
734: Our manual pages attempt to explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box
1.52 deraadt 735: which chipsets into which product.
1.44 deraadt 736: <br>
737: <br>
738: Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in
1.56 cloder 739: Redmond largely continues their practices because they get
1.44 deraadt 740: the chipset documentation years before everyone else does.
741: What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing
742: Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them
743: distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
1.49 nick 744: are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free
1.44 deraadt 745: development information for all, but are even going further and
746: telling their development communities to not work with us at
747: pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
748: <br>
749: </em>
750: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
751: <br>
752: </td><td valign=top width="30%">
753: The heroine is deaf to her device<br>
754: her uncles on the farm,<br>
755: send out the alarm<br>
756: and the shit storm flies<br>
757: E-maelstrom is lifting up the house<br>
758: With Puffathy inside,<br>
759: twisting up a ride<br>
760: to the land of OS<br>
761: Hard landing, the packets celebrate<br>
762: The wicked lawyers dead<br>
763: The open slippers red are<br>
764: Hers to take<br>
765: <br>
1.53 otto 766: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 767: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
768: <br>
769: The north witch instructed Puffathy<br>
770: To get yourself back home<br>
771: Take this yellow road and<br>
1.47 pvalchev 772: You'll be fine<br>
1.44 deraadt 773: Believe in the open ruby shoes<br>
774: Now go to see the Wiz and<br>
775: give Taiwan your biz<br>
776: You'll never lose<br>
777: The 3 friends she made along the way<br>
778: Were nice but pretty lame,<br>
779: lazy and insane<br>
780: but they sang OK<br>
781: <br>
1.53 otto 782: Ding dong the lawyer's dead<br>
1.44 deraadt 783: You're off to see the Wizard kid<br>
784: <br>
785: Finally we're through the trees<br>
786: The city glows<br>
787: It's positively green<br>
788: Pompously the wizard booms<br>
789: He wants the broom of triple 'w'<br>
790: <br>
791: Go to the west<br>
792: You must pass the test<br>
793: For me<br>
794: Bring me the ride<br>
795: of the witch I despise<br>
796: And you'll be free<br>
797: <br>
798: You don't need the broom<br>
799: You don't need the shoes<br>
800: You don't need the wiz<br>
801: You will never lose<br>
802: You have all you need<br>
803: You always had heart<br>
804: You always had courage<br>
805: Did somebody fart?<br>
806: You always had brains<br>
807: You answered each call<br>
1.57 deraadt 808: And this may surprise you<br>
1.44 deraadt 809: But you've got some balls<br>
810: So double click heels<br>
811: and work with Taiwan<br>
812: And speak to your doggie<br>
813: You're already gone....<br>
814: <br>
815: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 816: <img height=1079 width=380 src="images/37song.gif"><br>
1.44 deraadt 817: </td></tr></table>
818: <p>
819: <em>
820: Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka.
821: Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung female vocals by Adele Legere,
822: Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti, monkeys and laughing by Ty
823: Semaka,
824: guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all other sounds programmed by
1.55 tom 825: Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.44 deraadt 826: Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at Moxam Studios
827: (1-403-233-0350).
828: <br>
829: <br>
830: </em>
831:
832: <hr>
1.37 deraadt 833: <a name=36></a>
834: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="36.html">
835: 3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"</a></font></h2>
836: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
837: <tr>
838: <td valign="top" width="28%">
839: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.6 or other items]</a><br>
840: OpenBSD 3.6 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
841: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
842: <br>
1.76 deraadt 843: 4:00 minutes
844: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.mp3">(MP3 7.7MB)</a>
845: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song36.ogg">(OGG 5.2MB)</a><br>
1.37 deraadt 846: <br>
1.76 deraadt 847: <a href="images/Ponderosa.jpg">
848: <img width=227 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Ponderosa.jpg"></a>
1.37 deraadt 849: <br>
850: <br>
851: <em>
852: What is up with some free software providers?!
853: They say "Here's something free! Oh wait, I changed my mind."
854: <p>
855: While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which
856: has been causing the community continual grief, and therefore
857: we decided to honour a few of the projects that have decided
1.41 deraadt 858: to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no one is
1.37 deraadt 859: going to remember them in the end.
860: <p>
861: This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who
862: have made this Free-to-Non-Free transition with their
863: offerings in the last few years:
864: <ul>
865: <li>David Dawes worked for years with a team of
866: developers to make a free X11 distribution for us to use,
867: called XFree86, 98% of which was based on entirely free
868: code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that
869: we must give him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or
870: stop using it. Within about 4 months every project had
871: told him to get stuffed, and the community has created a
872: replacement effort.
1.41 deraadt 873: Now his team cannot even keep their web pages up to date...
1.37 deraadt 874: <p>
875: <li>OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a
876: packet filter, and it was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed
877: that we chose. But a few years later he told us that we
878: were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
879: and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the
880: one he wrote. And other projects are switching too...
881: <p>
882: <li>The Apache group started from the humble beginnings
883: of just being 'a patchy' set of changes to a completely free
884: web server of dubious quality. But the years have changed them,
885: and what they supply is now quite non-free... released under
1.40 jolan 886: a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
1.51 jcs 887: doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms
1.37 deraadt 888: protect. Who are they protecting? Not your freedom.
889: </ul>
890: So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any
891: others who will follow them:
892: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will
893: replace it.
894: <br>
895: </em>
896: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
897: <br>
898: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
899: <br>
900: <br>
901: Well he rode from the ocean far upstream<br>
902: Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream<br>
903: Lookin' for the legendary inland sea<br>
904: Where the water was deep n' clean n' free<br>
905: <p>
906: But the town he found had suffered a blow<br>
1.38 pvalchev 907: Fish were dying, cause the water was low<br>
1.37 deraadt 908: Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes<br>
909: Plugged the stream with copyright laws<br>
910: <p>
911: <br>
912: He said my water's good n' my water's free<br>
913: So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!<br>
914: Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"<br>
915: They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!<br>
916: <p>
917: So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide<br>
918: Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"<br>
919: Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire<br>
920: Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!<br>
921: <p>
922: <br>
923: Pond-erosa Puff<br>
924: wouldn't take no guff<br>
1.41 deraadt 925: Water oughta be clean and free<br>
1.37 deraadt 926: So he fought the fight<br>
927: and he set things right<br>
928: With his OpenBSD<br>
929: <p>
930: <br>
931: Well things were good fer a spell in town<br>
932: But then one day, dang water turned brown<br>
933: Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed<br>
934: He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"<br>
935: <p>
936: But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged<br>
937: Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs<br>
938: Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"<br>
939: Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K."<br>
940: <p>
941: <br>
942: "The water's fine on the Open range"<br>
943: And he passed a law that it couldn't change.<br>
1.51 jcs 944: "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"<br>
1.37 deraadt 945: Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"<br>
946: <p>
947: Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!<br>
948: So he took him down in a cloud of blood<br>
949: Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"<br>
950: So they did it right and the water went clean!<br>
951: <p>
952: <br>
953: CHORUS<br>
954: <p>
955: <br>
956: So once agin' it was right, but then<br>
957: The lake went dry, she was gone again!<br>
958: Fish started flippin' and floppin' about<br>
1.42 deraadt 959: Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"<br>
1.37 deraadt 960: <p>
961: So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake<br>
962: Of Apache fish, they was on the take<br>
963: They'd built a dam that was made of rules<br>
964: Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!<br>
965: <p>
966: <br>
967: I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!<br>
1.39 mcbride 968: n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!<br>
1.37 deraadt 969: You're full o' beans n' killin' my town<br>
970: and if you's all don't shut er down<br>
971: <p>
972: I'll hang a lickin' on every one<br>
973: of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!<br>
1.41 deraadt 974: So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul<br>
975: Cause water oughta be free for all!<br>
1.37 deraadt 976: <p>
977: <br>
978: CHORUS<br>
979: <br>
980: <p>
981: That's right!<br>
982: I'll hang a lickin' on ya!<br>
983: Never piss on another man's boot!<br>
984: <br>
985: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 986: <img height=1634 width=263 src="images/36song.gif"><br>
1.37 deraadt 987: </td></tr></table>
988: <p>
989: <em>
990: Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka - Guitar by
991: Chantal Vitalis - Bass by Jonny Nordstrom - Drums by John McNiel,<br>
992: Fiddle - Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of
993: Moxam Studios (1-403-233-0350).
994: <br>
995: <br>
996: </em>
997:
998: <hr>
1.30 deraadt 999: <a name=35></a>
1.33 deraadt 1000: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="35.html">
1001: 3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"</a></font></h2>
1.30 deraadt 1002: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1003: <tr>
1004: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 1005: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.5 or other items]</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 1006: OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1.55 tom 1007: uncompressed copy of this skit & song.<br>
1.30 deraadt 1008: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1009: 5:21 minutes
1010: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.mp3">(MP3 9.7MB)</a>
1011: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song35.ogg">(OGG 6.8MB)</a><br>
1.30 deraadt 1012: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1013: <a href="images/Carp.gif">
1014: <img width=255 height=343 alt="CARP" src="images/Carp.gif"></a>
1.30 deraadt 1015: <br>
1016: <br>
1017: <em>
1018: A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize
1019: and exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon
1020: themselves. Few things could be considered as humorous as making a
1021: redundancy protocol... redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by
1022: Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.
1023: <p>
1024: We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software
1025: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>
1026: and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf
1027: firewalls side by side, and exchange the stateful information between
1028: them, so that in case of failure another could take over 'keep state'
1029: sessions. Our
1030: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>
1031: protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall,
1032: it is also necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a
1033: network failure. The only reliable way to do this is for both
1034: firewall machines to have and use the same IP and MAC addresses. But
1035: the only real way to do that is to use multicast protocols.
1036: <p>
1037: The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late
1038: 90's, however in 1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of
1039: Cisco's patents covered the proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router
1040: Redundancy Protocol); on
1041: <a href="http://www.ietf.org/ietf/IPR/VRRP-CISCO">
1042: March 20, 1998 they went further and specifically named their HSRP
1043: "Hot Standby Router Protocol" patent</a>. Reputedly, they were upset
1044: that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed HSRP protocol as the
1045: standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal pressure, the
1046: IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
1047: though there was a patent in the space. Why?
1048: <a href="http://www.cs-ipv6.lancs.ac.uk/ipv6/documents/standards/general-comms/ietf/vrrp/vrrp-minutes-97dec.txt">
1049: There was much deliberation</a>
1050: at all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the
1051: politicians within eventually decided to allow patented technology in
1052: standards -- as long as the patented technology is licensed under RAND
1053: (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory) terms. As free software
1054: programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position that these
1055: RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
1056: the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory
1057: and we *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization,
1058: eh?
1059: <p>
1060: Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
1061: (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in
1062: recent times has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead
1063: -- a protocol designed for and by the community, but for which they
1064: claim patent rights.
1065: <p>
1066: On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's
1067: lawyer) firmly informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend
1068: its patents for VRRP implementations -- meaning basically that it was
1069: impossible for a free software group to produce a truly free
1070: implementation of the IETF standard protocol. Perhaps this is because
1071: Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of patent lawsuits; a
1072: small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP patent
1073: against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group
1074: members took note of our complaints,
1075: <a href="http://lists.microshaft.org/pipermail/dmca_discuss/2003-April/004702.html">
1076: however an attempt in April 2003 to have the IETF abandon the use of
1077: patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the IETF</a>.
1078: <p>
1079: A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move
1080: to a RAND policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft
1081: and Apple), but the community outrage was so overpowering that they
1082: backed down. Some standards groups use this policy, while others
1083: avoid it -- the one differentiation being the amount of corporate
1.55 tom 1084: participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for AT&T,
1.30 deraadt 1085: Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF
1086: is an open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just
1087: like all others, except against the community.
1088: <p>
1089: Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who
1090: benefit from RAND won, and the community lost again.
1091: <p>
1092: Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more
1093: correctly, abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We
1094: designed CARP (Common Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same
1095: problem that these other protocols are designed for, but without the
1096: same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We read the patent
1097: document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally different.
1098: We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an inherent
1099: lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed
1100: it to use cryptography.
1101: <p>
1102: The combination of
1103: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pf&sektion=4">pf(4)</a>,
1104: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=pfsync&sektion=4">pfsync(4)</a>, and
1105: <a href="http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi?query=carp&sektion=4">carp(4)</a>
1106: has permitted us to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we
1107: have built a few networks that include as many as 4 firewalls, all
1108: running random reboot cycles. As long as one firewall is alive in a
1109: group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly for all of
1110: our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
1111: to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do
1112: this, you most certainly cannot afford them.
1113: <p>
1114: As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body
1115: regulating "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers
1116: for CARP and pfsync our request was denied. Apparently we had failed
1117: to go through an official standards organization. Consequently we
1118: were forced to choose a protocol number which would not conflict with
1119: anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP protocol 112.
1120: We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed IANA of
1121: these decisions, but they declined to reply.
1122: <p>
1123: This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create
1124: this parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.
1125: <br>
1126: </em>
1127: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1128: <br>
1129: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1130: <br>
1131: <br>
1132: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1133: Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.
1134: <br>
1135: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1136: A what?
1137: <br>
1138: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1139: A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.
1140: <br>
1141: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1142: Well, it's free isn't it?
1143: <br>
1144: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1145: Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.
1146: <br>
1147: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1148: What?
1149: <br>
1150: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1151: He is an.... redundancy protocol.
1152: <br>
1153: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1154: CARP is a free redundancy protocol!
1155: <br>
1156: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1157: Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others,
1158: they were all too... encumbered. And now I must license it!
1159: <br>
1160: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1161: You must be a looney.
1162: <br>
1163: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1164: I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
1165: because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell
1166: that Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF
1167: standards, and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim
1168: on WAP, after what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it.
1169: Cisco has two redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a
1170: patent on cursor movement! So, if you're calling the large American
1171: companies that fork out millions of dollars for the use of XOR a
1172: bunch of looneys, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
1173: <br>
1174: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1175: Alright, alright, alright. A license.
1176: <br>
1177: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1178: Yes.
1179: <br>
1180: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1181: For a free redundancy protocol?
1182: <br>
1183: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1184: Yes.
1185: <br>
1186: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1187: You are a looney.
1188: <br>
1189: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1190: Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a
1191: patent for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router
1192: VRRP.
1193: <br>
1194: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1195: You don't need a license for your VRRP.
1196: <br>
1197: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1.32 otto 1198: I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.
1.30 deraadt 1199: <br>
1200: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1201: There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.
1202: <br>
1203: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1204: Yes there is!
1205: <br>
1206: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1207: Isn't!
1208: <br>
1209: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1210: Is!
1211: <br>
1212: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1213: Isn't!
1214: <br>
1215: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1216: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?
1217: <br>
1218: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1219: This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed
1220: out and the word "IETF" written in in crayon.
1221: <br>
1222: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1223: The man didn't have the right form.
1224: <br>
1225: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1226: What man?
1227: <br>
1228: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1229: Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.
1230: <br>
1231: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1232: The looney detector van, you mean.
1233: <br>
1234: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1235: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.
1236: <br>
1237: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1238: What redundancy detector van?
1239: <br>
1240: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1241: The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.
1242: <br>
1243: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1244: Cizzz-coeee?
1245: <br>
1246: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1247: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen
1248: so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could
1249: pinpoint a failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router,
1250: being such a flappy bat, was a piece of cake.
1251: <br>
1252: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1.34 otto 1253: How much did you pay for that?
1.30 deraadt 1254: <br>
1255: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1256: Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.
1257: <br>
1258: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1259: What PIX?
1260: <br>
1261: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1262: The PIX I'm replacing!
1263: <br>
1264: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1265: So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
1266: license it?
1267: <br>
1268: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1269: There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this
1270: protocol too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!
1271: <br>
1272: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1273: No they didn't!
1274: <br>
1275: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1276: Did!
1277: <br>
1278: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1279: Didn't!
1280: <br>
1281: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1282: Did, did, did and did!
1283: <br>
1284: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1285: Oh, all right.
1286: <br>
1287: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1288: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
1289: license?
1290: <br>
1291: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1292: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
1293: <br>
1294: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1295: In that case, give me a Firewall License.
1296: <br>
1297: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1298: A license?
1299: <br>
1300: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1301: Yes.
1302: <br>
1303: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1304: For your firewall?
1305: <br>
1306: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1307: No.
1308: <br>
1309: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1310: No?
1311: <br>
1312: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1313: No, half my firewall. It had an accident.
1314: <br>
1315: <font color="#b00000">Licenser:</font>
1316: You're off your chump.
1317: <br>
1318: <font color="#b00000">Customer:</font>
1319: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism
1.43 deraadt 1320: to imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
1.30 deraadt 1321: semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
1322: listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!
1323: <br>
1324: <br>
1325: A zero... one.. A one zero one one<br>
1326: <br>
1327: VRRP, philosophically,<br>
1328: must ipso facto standard be<br>
1329: But standard it<br>
1330: needs to be free<br>
1331: vis a vis<br>
1332: the IETF<br>
1333: you see?<br>
1334: <br>
1335: But can VRRP<br>
1336: be said to be<br>
1337: or not to be<br>
1338: a standard, see,<br>
1339: when VRRP can not be free,<br>
1340: due to some Cisco patentry..<br>
1341: <br>
1342: Singing...<br>
1343: <br>
1344: La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.<br>
1345: VRRP ain't free.<br>
1346: O P E N B S D<br>
1347: CARP is free<br>
1348: <br>
1349: Is this wretched Cisco-eze<br>
1350: let through IETF to mean<br>
1351: my firewall must pay legal fees?<br>
1352: No! CARP and PF are Free!<br>
1353: <br>
1354: Fiddle dee dum,<br>
1355: Fiddle dee dee,<br>
1356: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1357: <br>
1358: 1 1 2,<br>
1359: Tee Hee Hee,<br>
1360: CARP and PF are free.<br>
1361: <br>
1362: My firewall just keeps running, see,<br>
1363: bisected accidentally,<br>
1364: one summer afternoon by me.<br>
1365: Redundancy's good when free.<br>
1366: <br>
1367: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1368: Redundancy must be free.<br>
1369: <br>
1370: The End<br>
1371: <br>
1372: Under the Geddy Lee?<br>
1373: <br>
1374: No, Redundancy must be free!<br>
1375: <br>
1376: Geddy must be free.<br>
1377: <br>
1378: <br>
1379: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 1380: <img height=1800 width=360 src="images/35song.gif"><br>
1.30 deraadt 1381: </td></tr></table>
1382: <p>
1383: <em>
1384: <font color="#00b000">"CARP License"</font> sketch:<br>
1385: Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser.
1386: <br>
1.34 otto 1387: <font color="#00b000">"Redundancy must be free"</font> song:<br>
1.30 deraadt 1388: Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka.
1.37 deraadt 1389: Piano by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.<br>
1.30 deraadt 1390: Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis.
1391: Lyrics by Bob Beck.<br>
1392: <br>
1393: <br>
1394: </em>
1395:
1396: <hr>
1.20 deraadt 1397: <a name=34></a>
1.33 deraadt 1398: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="34.html">
1399: 3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"</a></font></h2>
1.20 deraadt 1400: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1401: <tr>
1402: <td valign="top" width="28%">
1.33 deraadt 1403: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.4 or other items]</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 1404: OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1405: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1406: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1407: 3:30 minutes
1408: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.mp3">(MP3 7.0MB)</a>
1409: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song34.ogg">(OGG 5.1MB)</a><br>
1.20 deraadt 1410: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1411: <a href="images/Hood.gif">
1412: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puffy Hood" src="images/Hood.gif"></a>
1.20 deraadt 1413: <br>
1414: <br>
1415: <em>
1416: Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on
1.26 deraadt 1417: the Sheriff (an unelected leader) and other evil
1.20 deraadt 1418: forces of the draconian government!
1419: <p>
1420: <br>
1421: As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried
1422: making release artwork and music which are allegorical
1423: of recent happenings.
1424: <p>
1425: Two years ago we became involved with the University
1426: of Pennsylvania and DARPA, who were funding us to do
1427: security research and development .. on things that
1428: we were already intending to do. We provided ideas,
1429: wrote papers, and deployed cutting-edge technology;
1430: DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
1431: credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as
1432: a middle-man. We accepted funding based on the
1433: promise that our freedom to operate as we wished
1434: was unaffected. To us, freedom is more important
1.21 deraadt 1435: than funding -- heck, we were dealing with the evil
1.20 deraadt 1436: forces of government, and needed to be careful.
1437: <p>
1438: A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly
1439: and without warning decided to withdraw that funding;
1440: they also aggressively backed out of contractual
1441: obligations. Many articles in the <a href=press.html>press</a> followed regarding
1.67 jolan 1442: this sudden maneuver. Apparently this hoopla happened
1.20 deraadt 1443: because an OpenBSD-related article in the Canadian
1.55 tom 1444: newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt
1.20 deraadt 1445: making anti-war statements regarding Iraq and the
1446: theft of oil.
1447: <p>
1448: The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a
1449: DARPA spokesperson (Jan Walker) was this:
1450: <p>
1451: "As a result of the DARPA review of the
1452: project, and due to world events and the evolving
1453: threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states,
1454: the Government on April 21 advised the University
1455: to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
1456: the project."
1457: <p>
1458: That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists!
1459: We had lost financial support, but the release of the
1460: statement above suddenly made us very happy to be free
1461: of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.
1462: <p>
1463: Since the termination came near natural contract
1464: termination (about 4 months remained), less damage
1465: than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
1466: stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds
1467: we needed to run our "Hackathon", and the event
1.61 grunk 1468: proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
1.20 deraadt 1469: "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those
1470: developers who attended (sorry, they are not for sale).
1471: <p>
1472: We could not make stories like this up. So instead,
1473: we are making up an allegory about it, using the tale
1474: of Robin Hood.
1475: </em>
1476: </td><td valign="top" width="3%">
1477: <br>
1478: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1479: <br>
1480: Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'<br>
1481: Through forests of seaweed all alone<br>
1482: He had found the crusades<br>
1483: were an endless charade<br>
1484: So for now he called Nothing Hack home<br>
1485: <br>
1486: <br>
1487: One day he met Little Bob of Beckley<br>
1488: Beat him fair on a log-in by staff<br>
1489: Clever chums they did find<br>
1490: other fish of their kind<br>
1491: Thwarting evil with humppa and math<br>
1492: <br>
1493: <br>
1494: Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away<br>
1495: The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay<br>
1496: With CD's and their freedom<br>
1497: for to share online<br>
1498: And burning down the village cause he was a slime<br>
1499: <br>
1500: <br>
1501: So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich<br>
1502: and turned it into a system to protect poor fish<br>
1503: Sent out by Hook or a Wim<br>
1504: to the teaming schools<br>
1505: Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!<br>
1506: <br>
1507: <br>
1508: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
1509: They called it "BSD"!<br>
1510: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
1511: So raise up your glass and<br>
1512: three cheers to the Funny<br>
1513: Fish for never running<br>
1514: and making something good!<br>
1515: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1516: <br>
1517: <br>
1518: Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all<br>
1519: The Hood's a bad ball<br>
1520: Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor<br>
1521: He can take from you all and say "later!"<br>
1522: Think he's a hero?<br>
1523: Naw he ain't lovin' ya<br>
1.24 deraadt 1524: He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya<br>
1.20 deraadt 1525: Read the Wanted poster<br>
1526: of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool<br>
1527: We gettin' back the booty<br>
1528: or we take away your worms too<br>
1529: <br>
1530: <br>
1531: Yo! Word to the classes<br>
1532: Put on your glasses<br>
1533: I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes<br>
1534: Times are a changin' and movin' so fast<br>
1535: He says "Give me your freedom,<br>
1536: I'll grasp it and pass it to brass<br>
1537: who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.<br>
1538: And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash<br>
1539: happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".<br>
1540: No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom<br>
1541: and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'<br>
1542: <br>
1543: <br>
1544: Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run<br>
1.25 deraadt 1545: The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one<br>
1.20 deraadt 1546: And took back all the booty<br>
1547: Puff intended for the poor<br>
1548: The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar<br>
1549: <br>
1550: <br>
1551: Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill<br>
1552: And also found Maid Marlin held against her will<br>
1553: He loaded all the loot<br>
1554: to give it back and big surprise<br>
1555: He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes<br>
1556: <br>
1557: <br>
1558: <em>Chorus:</em><br>
1559: They called it "BSD"!<br>
1560: And "Open" because it's always free<br>
1561: So raise up your glass and<br>
1562: three cheers to the Funny<br>
1563: Fish for never running<br>
1564: and making something good!<br>
1565: And here's to Puffy Hood!<br>
1566: <br>
1567:
1568: <br>
1569: <br>
1570: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 1571: <img height=1440 width=263 src="images/34song.gif"><br>
1.20 deraadt 1572: </td></tr></table>
1573: <p>
1574: <em>
1575: Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming,
1576: Bass, Organ, and Violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1577: <br>
1578: Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
1579: <br>
1580: Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk,
1.55 tom 1581: Jonathan Lewis & Peter Valchev.
1.20 deraadt 1582: <br>
1583: Rap #1 by Richard Sixto.
1584: Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
1585: <br>
1586: </em>
1587:
1.23 jose 1588: <br>
1589: <hr>
1.11 deraadt 1590: <a name=33></a>
1.33 deraadt 1591: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="33.html">
1592: 3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1593: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1594: <tr>
1595: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1596: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.3 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1597: OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1598: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1599: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1600: 4:00 minutes
1601: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">(MP3 7.5MB)</a>
1602: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">(OGG 3.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1603: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1604: <a href="images/Barbarian.gif">
1605: <img height=343 width=255 alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
1.12 deraadt 1606: <br>
1607: <br>
1.14 deraadt 1608: <em>
1.69 deraadt 1609: Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to
1610: face some pretty crazy challenges.
1.12 deraadt 1611: <br>
1.69 deraadt 1612: This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties
1613: we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our
1614: request for documentation about their UltraSPARC
1615: III processors. We want documentation, because
1616: these are the fastest processors with a per-page
1617: eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support
1618: our new W^X security feature. In the meantime,
1619: the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and
1620: this processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit
1.36 deraadt 1621: mode.<br>
1622: <br>
1623: And it is going to be faster...<br>
1.12 deraadt 1624: </em>
1.11 deraadt 1625: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1626: Deep through the mists of time<br>
1627: Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
1628: Back to the age of darkness<br>
1629: Black was the protocol<br>
1630: <p>
1631: A King ruled the web with fear<br>
1632: Spilling the blood of men<br>
1633: Then from the ocean came<br>
1634: Puff the Barbarian<br>
1.17 deraadt 1635: <br>
1636: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1637: Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
1638: Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
1639: Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
1640: Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
1641: <p>
1642: Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
1643: A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
1644: Constraints were slain as well<br>
1645: Hacked his way out to the C<br>
1646: <p>
1647: And there he found<br>
1648: His destiny<br>
1649: Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
1650: "Xor taking care of me"<br>
1651: <p>
1652: Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
1653: "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
1654: Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
1655: Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
1656: <p>
1657: At the tower Puff appealed<br>
1658: For the wisdom of the One<br>
1659: Denied, his mind did reel<br>
1660: Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
1661: <p>
1662: Broke down the guard<br>
1663: Cause math is hard<br>
1.18 deraadt 1664: Saw McNealy on his throne<br>
1.11 deraadt 1665: All alone and only bones<br>
1666: <p>
1667: Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
1668: Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
1669: And Puff, the land secured<br>
1670: The new King Barbarian!<br>
1671: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 1672: <img height=640 width=260 src="images/33song.gif"><br>
1.11 deraadt 1673: </td></tr></table>
1674: <p>
1675: <em>
1676: Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
1677: Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1678: <br>
1679: Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
1680: drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
1681: </em>
1682:
1683: <br>
1684: <hr>
1.9 millert 1685: <a name=32></a>
1.33 deraadt 1686: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="32.html">
1687: 3.2: "Goldflipper"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1688: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1689: <tr>
1690: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1691: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.2 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1692: OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1693: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1694: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1695: 3:00 minutes
1696: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">(MP3 2.5MB)</a>
1697: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1698: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1699: <a href="images/MrPond.gif">
1700: <img height=313 width=255 alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
1.11 deraadt 1701: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.9 millert 1702: Goldflipper<br>
1703: With golden skin<br>
1704: and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
1705: He's the machine<br>
1706: Designed to dismember your life<br>
1707: <p>
1708: And the fish<br>
1709: Protecting us all from the cat<br>
1710: And the cat<br>
1711: Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
1712: <p>
1713: Cyborg on a mission<br>
1714: To do some Puff fishin'<br>
1715: The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
1716: <p>
1717: (short instrumental intro)
1.1 deraadt 1718: <p>
1.9 millert 1719: You'll need some machismo to<br>
1720: catch the spikey one<br>
1721: He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
1722: make the system run<br>
1.1 deraadt 1723: <p>
1.9 millert 1724: But Flip's here for fun<br>
1725: and without a gun<br>
1726: He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
1.1 deraadt 1727: <p>
1.9 millert 1728: She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
1729: such a sexy catch<br>
1730: Is she spying on him or<br>
1731: just a seafood match?<br>
1.1 deraadt 1732: <p>
1.9 millert 1733: Oh double seven<br>
1734: Send me to Heaven<br>
1735: Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
1.1 deraadt 1736: <p>
1.9 millert 1737: The women are fond<br>
1738: She knows what to do<br>
1739: She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
1.1 deraadt 1740: <p>
1.9 millert 1741: Goldflipper is gone<br>
1742: Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
1.11 deraadt 1743: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1744: <br>
1745: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1746: <p>
1747: <em>
1.9 millert 1748: Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
1.1 deraadt 1749: <br>
1.9 millert 1750: Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by
1751: Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel.
1752: Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
1.1 deraadt 1753: </em>
1754:
1755: <br>
1756: <hr>
1.3 ian 1757: <a name=31></a>
1.33 deraadt 1758: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="31.html">
1759: 3.1: "Systemagic"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1760: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%">
1761: <tr>
1762: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1763: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.1 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1764: OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1765: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1766: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1767: 3:00 minutes
1768: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1769: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1770: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1771: <a href="images/Systemagic.jpg">
1772: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 1773: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1774: BSD fight buffer reign<br>
1775: Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
1776: Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
1777: Puffy rip attacker out<br>
1778: <p>
1779: Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1780: Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1781: <p>
1782: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1783: Über tragic<br>
1784: Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
1785: <p>
1786: Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
1787: Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
1788: Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
1789: Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
1.11 deraadt 1790: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.1 deraadt 1791: <p>
1792: Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1793: Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1794: <p>
1795: Chorus
1796: <p>
1797: Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
1798: Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
1799: Penguin lurking under bed<br>
1800: Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
1801: <p>
1802: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1803: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1804: Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
1805: Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
1806: <p>
1807: Chorus<br>
1.11 deraadt 1808: </td></tr></table>
1.1 deraadt 1809: <p>
1810: <em>
1.3 ian 1811: Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
1.1 deraadt 1812: Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
1813: drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
1814: <br>
1.3 ian 1815: Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
1.1 deraadt 1816: <br>
1817: Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
1818: </em>
1819:
1.8 millert 1820: <br>
1821: <hr>
1.9 millert 1822: <a name=30></a>
1.33 deraadt 1823: <h2><font color="#00b000"><a href="30.html">
1824: 3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</a></font></h2>
1.11 deraadt 1825: <p>
1826: <table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="95%">
1827: <tr>
1.76 deraadt 1828: <td valign="top" width="33%">
1.33 deraadt 1829: <a href="orders.html">[Order OpenBSD 3.0 or other items]</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1830: OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
1831: uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
1832: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1833: 3:00 minutes
1834: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">(MP3 2.9MB)</a>
1835: <a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">(OGG 2.3MB)</a><br>
1.11 deraadt 1836: <br>
1.76 deraadt 1837: <a href="images/Rock.jpg">
1838: <img width=255 height=323 alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
1.11 deraadt 1839: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.76 deraadt 1840: <br>
1841: <br>
1.9 millert 1842: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1843: Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
1.8 millert 1844: <p>
1.9 millert 1845: During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
1846: OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
1.8 millert 1847: <p>
1.9 millert 1848: I'm secure by default<br>
1.8 millert 1849: <p>
1.27 deraadt 1850: They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety<br>
1.9 millert 1851: deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
1.8 millert 1852: <p>
1.9 millert 1853: RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
1.8 millert 1854: <p>
1.16 deraadt 1855: Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
1.9 millert 1856: I'm secure by default<br>
1857: stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
1.8 millert 1858: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1859: </td><td valign=top width="33%">
1.8 millert 1860: <br>
1.11 deraadt 1861: </td></tr></table>
1862: <p>
1.8 millert 1863: <em>
1.9 millert 1864: By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
1865: <br>
1866: Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
1.35 nick 1867: John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming).
1.9 millert 1868: <br>
1869: Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
1.8 millert 1870: <br>
1.9 millert 1871: Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
1.8 millert 1872: </em>
1873:
1.1 deraadt 1874: <hr>
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1876: <a href="mailto:www@openbsd.org">www@openbsd.org</a>
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