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<h2><font color="#e00000">Release Songs</font></h2><hr>

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<h2><font color="#00b000">3.3 Song: "Puff the Barbarian"</font></h2>
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OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.mp3">MP3 version of song (4 minutes, 7.5MB)</a><br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song33.ogg">OGG version of song (4 minutes, 3.3MB)</a><br>
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<a href="images/Barbarian.gif"><img alt="Puff the Barbarian" src="images/Barbarian.gif"></a>
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<em>
Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to face<br>
some pretty crazy challenges.<br>
<br>
This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties<br>
we went through dealing with Sun, who refused our<br>
request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III<br>
processors.  We want documentation, because these are<br>
the fastest processors with a per-page eXecute bit<br>
in the MMU, needed to fully support our new W^X<br>
security feature.  In the meantime, the AMD Hammer<br>
has come onto the scene, and this processor supports<br>
an eXecute bit in 64-bit mode.  And it is going to<br>
be faster...<br>
</em>
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Deep through the mists of time<br>
Gaze to the crystal ball<br>
Back to the age of darkness<br>
Black was the protocol<br>
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A King ruled the web with fear<br>
Spilling the blood of men<br>
Then from the ocean came<br>
Puff the Barbarian<br>
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Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet<br>
Sold into slav-er-y by the man<br>
Eating the weeds till he was strong enough<br>
Breaking his bonds like nobody can<br>
<p>
Down the sewer pipes of Hell<br>
A thousand kitties then did bleed<br>
Constraints were slain as well<br>
Hacked his way out to the C<br>
<p>
And there he found<br>
His destiny<br>
Hammer of the Ocean God<br>
"Xor taking care of me"<br>
<p>
Then in a dream Xor requested he<br>
"Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn<br>
Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C<br>
Knowledge - so they may never return"<br>
<p>
At the tower Puff appealed<br>
For the wisdom of the One<br>
Denied, his mind did reel<br>
Puff was getting tired of Sun<br>
<p>
Broke down the guard<br>
Cause math is hard<br>
Found McNealy on his throne<br>
All alone and only bones<br>
<p>
Come the Sun King blade ablur<br>
Hammer down eclipse the Sun<br>
And Puff, the land secured<br>
The new King Barbarian!<br>
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<em>
Written and arranged by Ty Semaka.
Co-arranged, recorded, mixed &amp; mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
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Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
</em>

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<h2><font color="#00b000">3.2 Song: "Goldflipper"</font></h2>
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OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.5MB)</a><br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song32.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
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<a href="images/MrPond.gif"><img alt="Mr Pond" src="images/MrPond.gif"></a>
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Goldflipper<br>
With golden skin<br>
and flippers as sharp as a knife<br>
He's the machine<br>
Designed to dismember your life<br>
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And the fish<br>
Protecting us all from the cat<br>
And the cat<br>
Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh<br>
<p>
Cyborg on a mission<br>
To do some Puff fishin'<br>
The doctor wants fugu tonight!<br>
<p>
(short instrumental intro)
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You'll need some machismo to<br>
catch the spikey one<br>
He's got guts and gizmos to<br>
make the system run<br>
<p>
But Flip's here for fun<br>
and without a gun<br>
He'll dice you with his Golden fin<br>
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She's all over Puff cause he's<br>
such a sexy catch<br>
Is she spying on him or<br>
just a seafood match?<br>
<p>
Oh double seven<br>
Send me to Heaven<br>
Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond<br>
<p>
The women are fond<br>
She knows what to do<br>
She'll turn Gold to goo<br>
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Goldflipper is gone<br>
Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone<br>
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Lyrics by Ty Semaka.  Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Jonathan Lewis.
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Base &amp; drum programming, recording, mixing &amp; mastering by
Jonathan Lewis.  Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson.  Sax by Dan Meichel.
Trumpet &amp; Trombone by Craig Soby.
</em>

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<h2><font color="#00b000">3.1 Song: "Systemagic"</font></h2>
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OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song31.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
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<a href="images/Systemagic.jpg"><img alt="Systemagic" src="images/Systemagic.jpg"></a>
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BSD fight buffer reign<br>
Flowing blood in circuit vein<br>
Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count<br>
Puffy rip attacker out<br>
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Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default<br>
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Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
&Uuml;ber tragic<br>
Can't fight the Systemagic<br>
<p>
Sexty second, black cat struck<br>
Breeding worm of crypto-suck<br>
Hot rod box unt hunting wake<br>
Vampire omellete, kitten cake<br>
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Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default<br>
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Chorus
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Cybersluts vit undead guts<br>
Transyl-viral coffin muck<br>
Penguin lurking under bed<br>
Puffy hoompa on your head<br>
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Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault<br>
Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default<br>
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Chorus<br>
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<em>
Produced &amp; Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox.
Written, Arranged and Performed by Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass,
drum programming), and Sean Desmond (guitar).
<br>
Recorded &amp; Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly Mihalicz.
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Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
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<h2><font color="#00b000">3.0 Song: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"</font></h2>
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OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an<br>
uncompressed copy of this song.<br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.mp3">MP3 version of song (3 minutes, 2.9MB)</a><br>
<a href="ftp://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/songs/song30.ogg">OGG version of song (3 minutes, 2.3MB)</a><br>
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<a href="images/Rock.jpg"><img alt="Rock" src="images/Rock.jpg"></a>
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Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
Don't tell anyone I'm free<br>
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During these hostile and trying times and what-not<br>
OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense<br>
<p>
I'm secure by default<br>
<p>
They that can give up liberty to obtain a little safety<br>
deserve neither liberty nor safety<br>
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RELEASE TIME!!!!<br>
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Stay off, stay off, stay off...<br>
I'm secure by default<br>
stay off, stay off, stay off<br>
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<em>
By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced &amp; Arranged by Ty Semaka &amp; Wynn Gogol.
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Written &amp; Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line),
John McNiel (drums), Ty Semaka (vocals &amp; lyrics), and Wynn Gogol, (programming).
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Recorded, Mixed &amp; Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC).
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Check out <a href="http://www.thedevils.com">http://www.thedevils.com</a>
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